Everybody gangsta until the lights turn off and the faceless employees say "The store is now closed, please exit the building" and you notice there is no exit
for your brain that's comprised of a single braincell with cancer and a autistic 12 year old i'll explain what aromantic means. it means that i don't sinp on ppl or want a relationship with anyone
As Swede I have to congratulate you on your pronounciation of Älmhult and Småland. Most english speakers would pronounce them like Almhult and Smaland but you actually got the Ä and Å pronounciations pretty close. At least different enough from just saying A. Kudos!
Man I sure do love playing bloons tower defence while also playing hide and seek, testing beds and eating meatballs while walking around a Swedish furniture shop.
This video actually inspired me to locate a nearby ikea and go windowshopping, i don't think I'll buy anything.... I'll just wander around and stare at those Gutless Xbox 360 Shells they have set up 😂
Fun story: My parents once forgot me in an Ikea. I was too young to remember but they told me there was a misunderstanding, my mom went to a Toys r us with my brother and my dad went to another store while was just forgotten there. When they met up again after like 2 hours they realized that I was gone. They looked for me for like half an hour until they found me in a Smaland, just sleeping there lol. Edit: Now that I think about it there's a slight chance they just took the first child they found in Smaland and that the real me is still wandering in the Ikea, lost and afraid.
My local ikea closed down recently, And you were allowed to take the showroom furniture from the showrooms for significantly less than usual. I miss my ikea :(
I'm convinced that Joeseppi never actually made it out of IKEA store while recording this video, and he's currently living in this maze, releasing this video and putting cryptic message in it.
Person asks : "Why did you get banned from IKEA?" Me : Because I took that fattest dump in one of the display toilets to the point it broke. " Person : 😶...
I actually was a intern at IKEA, everything he said is 100% true, except he forgot the part where in the staff cafeteria, you get high class meals and free drinks
@3squares6lines i don't know man, all i see in the video is soccer stuff with no commentary, and everyone seems to be convinced that the creator of this video is some guy named "joeseppi", but that's a complete lie, in the part where it says the creator of the video, it says "numerical" so i don't get it
Man I went into an IKEA with a friend and a camcorder I was looking for a small chest he was here for the fun and we made forts we made homes we used couches and beds chairs and we went towards the back I took a sticky note we made a small fort I put the sticky not on the entrance called “the 2 amigos fort” it was a beautiful day
it made me extremely happy when you said that you were gonna get blåhaj but when you got monke i was dissapointed i like monke but there are 6 blåhajs in my room because they are precious babies
You have not seen wierd until you have worked at a Ikea store. I worked at my local one for a summer as a janitor and i don't know why, but the same Seniors show up, on the clock, every single day, to have their breakfast. And its not like this place is like the middle of the town. These 70+ year olds are taking the buss for 30-60 min every morning to have breakfast at Ikea.
I used to work in an IKEA as a security guard, at night it really is as he described. Wasn't scared, but it seemed like you were in a horror movie(especially when the lights had to be turned off at 10 pm) especially where you had to close every single security door, but in the end you always ended up in the kitchen and could take free drinks and candy. Ikea treats their employees well.
Ikea coworker here! The reason why the rooms feel so real is because each room setting has a story in mind and every item in it has been thought of to fit that story! For example a condo for a young couple who both have highley demanding jobs and have a high liking for bougie things would be a story for a condo room setting
@Crest they have to flat-pack all the furniture first though cause it won't fit in the truck otherwise. rumor has it that all Ikea furniture has a secret button somewhere that automatically disassembles the furniture that only the Swedish can see for this end
As a person who’ve been to Ikea Pasay multiple times, I can confirm that it’s the largest. There’s like 3 or 4 floors, and a basement for parking. And it’s brand new too (the ikea here opened on nov 25 last year, they’re celebrating their one-year anniversary). Also, Ikea is right next to SMX convention, which can be an amazing experience if there’s an anime convention going on (you can occasionally spot cosplayers shopping in Ikea lol).
not only have you destroyed your sweden viewers but you destroyed your phillipine viewers just from the word 'pasay' just joking, pretty funny video! ✌✌
i remember my first time in ikea i remember i thougt i lost my mum but she was in the room next to me in the showroom and i remember shitting myself lol
As a Swedish person, I can tell you the names are actually pretty self explanatory. For example, the djungelskog bear directly translates to jungle forest. Also blåhaj is just Blue shark.
@Bronzeanon djungelskog is pronounced youngelskoog in English and blåhaj is blowhay. Not direct pronunciations but most Swedish speakers will understand.
As a Swede this video is top tier and I cant even complain about the pronunciation, in fact I love it so much I think we should reconstruct the Swedish language according to you.
This made me realise every piece of furniture in my room is from IKEA. My bed, my bedside table, my desk, my chair, my curtains, my pegs, my clothes hangers, my poster frames, my bed sheets, my blanket, my cork board, my rug, my towel, my lamp, my desk plant, my mini-organiser chest of drawers, my magazine files, my cubes on the wall and my laundry basket. There is nothing that's not IKEA. And my room is pretty small as well. I feel like an IKEA Stan at this point
Never thought a video about a furniture store could cause such a rollercoaster of emotions, video goes from funny to nostalgic, can perfectly relate to everything this man said, actually couldn't be any more on point!
2:15 SCP-3008 is actually an infinite Ikea with faceless employees and food that stocks itself in the SCP universe. You could say if you lose one screw...you're _screwed._ Plot twist, the meatballs are made out of people who didn't find the exit. I believe that Lord Joeseppi is actually still in the IKEA, he just found the show room that looked identical to his room and started making the video and living there Love the irony how the world's largest Ikea isn't even in Sweden. It's specifically at the Mall of Asia. Mall of Asia is the world's fifth largest mall and is owned by SM Prime. They own other megamalls (or as they call them, SM Supermalls) in the Philippines like SM City North EDSA (13th largest), SM Megamall (15th largest), and SM Seaside City Cebu (16th largest). The Philippines sure loves to take things from the US like fast-food and malls and says "Hold my beer"
For future reference: DJUNGELSKOG = jungle forest; BLÅHAJ (pronounced blaw-high) = blue shark. I speak every language in the world so I'm very familiar with Swedish. At a normal interview, they tell you "Please take a seat" while at an IKEA interview, they tell you *"Please make a seat."* The NJ couple that got married are from Newark, and they got married at the IKEA in Elizabeth right across from the notorious Newark Liberty International Airport. Knowing Newark and its violence...IKEA is the BEST place to get married there. And if either tries to leave each other, they won't be able to escape the other.
Dude, I actually got lost in ikea as a kid. I can’t describe the odd other worldly feeling of just seeing room after room. It was like a different universe… until my mom found me
I love how everytime Blåhajs are mentioned I can find people who know only the plush I feel less lonely, before discovering trans subreddits i didn't even know Ikea had plushes, and I felt dumb about that
Everybody gangsta until the lights turn off and the faceless employees say "The store is now closed, please exit the building" and you notice there is no exit
@blazer Mettro we are here to help we always are just ignore the stuff with the d class
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck shiiiiiiiiiit
@ñyafú fortnite
also
don't listen to the fool
fool being vali and being me, also.
for your brain that's comprised of a single braincell with cancer and a autistic 12 year old i'll explain what aromantic means. it means that i don't sinp on ppl or want a relationship with anyone
@vali (anti-furry) i'm aromantic
I’ve lived in Sweden my whole life, So seeing him trying to pronounce easy Swedish words is just hilarious 🤣
blahadge
@Generic in Everything Ja väldigt
Sättet han sa djungelskog på var väldigt... intressant
Watching Gordon destroy people both logically and emotionally is always one of the best experiences.
as an IKEA employee myself, i can confirm we are not allowed to leave the store
As Swede I have to congratulate you on your pronounciation of Älmhult and Småland. Most english speakers would pronounce them like Almhult and Smaland but you actually got the Ä and Å pronounciations pretty close. At least different enough from just saying A. Kudos!
As a Swedish man muself I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
As another Swede, I agree.
as a swede, i can do nothing but agree
Fantastic video as always!
Cel mai bun
Nice
Very nice
Bien
😳😳😲😳
We need to agree that billy the bookshelf is the most iconic thing ever…
Man I sure do love playing bloons tower defence while also playing hide and seek, testing beds and eating meatballs while walking around a Swedish furniture shop.
This video actually inspired me to locate a nearby ikea and go windowshopping, i don't think I'll buy anything.... I'll just wander around and stare at those Gutless Xbox 360 Shells they have set up 😂
I love IKEA, felt like a treat and a nice day out when I was little
Fun story: My parents once forgot me in an Ikea. I was too young to remember but they told me there was a misunderstanding, my mom went to a Toys r us with my brother and my dad went to another store while was just forgotten there. When they met up again after like 2 hours they realized that I was gone. They looked for me for like half an hour until they found me in a Smaland, just sleeping there lol.
Edit: Now that I think about it there's a slight chance they just took the first child they found in Smaland and that the real me is still wandering in the Ikea, lost and afraid.
well now i feel bad for you, or both of you.
And the best parenting award goes to:
@Deer Gaming YESS FINALLY SOMEONE “SMÅLAND”
I live in småland and ikea småland was my childhood sob
@Mr. Fox ASMG my base shall be completely made of blahaj
I still question if I'm actually in IKEA to this day
Imagine you wake up in your room and when you leave your room you realize that you were in an ikea
I have a tradition in my house where we visit Ikea like once every three months to buy enough meatballs to fit in the whole car lol, they're delicious
this man perfectly portrays british humor using memes
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for yet another certified hood classic by this absolutely Chad of a man
Cool
Wario
YES
@JohnFartblast1984 thank
Edit:69th reply les gooo
Most gen z comment ever
Bout suffocate due to laughter cause of how funny this Chad of a man is
My local ikea closed down recently, And you were allowed to take the showroom furniture from the showrooms for significantly less than usual. I miss my ikea :(
Ikea in a nutshell: We throw in some extra parts just to mess with you!
Anybody else love the IKEA ice cream cones? They are my favorite thing there
I'm convinced that Joeseppi never actually made it out of IKEA store while recording this video, and he's currently living in this maze, releasing this video and putting cryptic message in it.
@poopoo poopoolicarpio same
Scp fans rushing to type a reply to this comment be like
@Sir Proud op jitiring typing
Now he did somehow
That would explain the blood stained note in my meatballs
this is literally what i felt when i visit ikea
This man is scarily good at promoting these things. Its 9pm on a rainy day and I want to go to an IKEA right now.
Person asks : "Why did you get banned from IKEA?" Me : Because I took that fattest dump in one of the display toilets to the point it broke. " Person : 😶...
IKEA used to be famous for being simplistic and budget. Now it’s just the name.
I actually was a intern at IKEA, everything he said is 100% true, except he forgot the part where in the staff cafeteria, you get high class meals and free drinks
@3squares6lines OR maybe WE are the ones with broken Clip-Share and he is the only on that sees the real thing, who knows.
@Almisaur weird, reinstall youtube then, but if that doesnt work, then something is wrong with your device
@3squares6lines i don't know man, all i see in the video is soccer stuff with no commentary, and everyone seems to be convinced that the creator of this video is some guy named "joeseppi", but that's a complete lie, in the part where it says the creator of the video, it says "numerical" so i don't get it
@Almisaur are you blind? this IS a video about ikea
@Nino Joel I live in the US
Man I went into an IKEA with a friend and a camcorder I was looking for a small chest he was here for the fun and we made forts we made homes we used couches and beds chairs and we went towards the back I took a sticky note we made a small fort I put the sticky not on the entrance called “the 2 amigos fort” it was a beautiful day
Did you know that the IKEA logo actually spells “IKEA” which is actually a reference to the company “IKEA”
it made me extremely happy when you said that you were gonna get blåhaj but when you got monke i was dissapointed
i like monke but there are 6 blåhajs in my room because they are precious babies
I have no doubt that there is someone out there with a complete collection of every IKEA stuffed animal, and that terrifies me.
Fine I'll do it myself
What’s wrong with that 😭😭
I want to do that
Thank you joeseppi for going into ikea and making it out alive to share your experience to the world
@MISKR me: h o w
LORD joeseppi
@larro-RN Its basicly a ead meme by now.
Brother
Do tesco
Pls
Fun fact: ikea marks down the price of their hot dogs to have the cheapest hot dogs within a certain mile radius (depends which one)
You have not seen wierd until you have worked at a Ikea store.
I worked at my local one for a summer as a janitor and i don't know why, but the same Seniors show up, on the clock, every single day, to have their breakfast. And its not like this place is like the middle of the town. These 70+ year olds are taking the buss for 30-60 min every morning to have breakfast at Ikea.
when i was a kid, i would stay at the play place thing and make friends that i would never see again
U must have used sooo many hours on this! 10/10 video🥇Big W
I used to work in an IKEA as a security guard, at night it really is as he described. Wasn't scared, but it seemed like you were in a horror movie(especially when the lights had to be turned off at 10 pm) especially where you had to close every single security door, but in the end you always ended up in the kitchen and could take free drinks and candy. Ikea treats their employees well.
@Almisaur Its an video about Ikea.
@Almisaur IKEA in a nutshell
there now can you read video titles?
WAIT WHY AM I FINDING THIS COMMENT LIKE 4 TIMES IN THE SAME COMMENT SECTION?
so you spamming ikea stuff on a soccer video huh?
why are ya'll talking about ikea on a soccer video? i don't get it
bro it's a soccer video, if i wanted to know about ikea i'd go to an ikea video
very rewatchable, amazing vid
I fell into the backrooms the last time I went to IKEA
Ikea is just the cover up for the backrooms
What software does he use for these cool videos?!?! (I need it)
Ikea coworker here! The reason why the rooms feel so real is because each room setting has a story in mind and every item in it has been thought of to fit that story! For example a condo for a young couple who both have highley demanding jobs and have a high liking for bougie things would be a story for a condo room setting
I like my theory more.
All the display rooms are based on murder scenes.
The lore in IKEA is fascinating.
@Simon Losier you win this round xD
@Crest You wont be alive as Swedish meatballs
@Crest they have to flat-pack all the furniture first though cause it won't fit in the truck otherwise. rumor has it that all Ikea furniture has a secret button somewhere that automatically disassembles the furniture that only the Swedish can see for this end
I always love the elevated spfas
6:02 HE HAS 3 HANDS TO POINT AT THE 3 LEGS.
Laughs hysterically
As a person who’ve been to Ikea Pasay multiple times, I can confirm that it’s the largest. There’s like 3 or 4 floors, and a basement for parking. And it’s brand new too (the ikea here opened on nov 25 last year, they’re celebrating their one-year anniversary). Also, Ikea is right next to SMX convention, which can be an amazing experience if there’s an anime convention going on (you can occasionally spot cosplayers shopping in Ikea lol).
Hopefully they'd open local stores here in Mindanao too 🙂
not only have you destroyed your sweden viewers but you destroyed your phillipine viewers just from the word 'pasay'
just joking, pretty funny video! ✌✌
i remember my first time in ikea i remember i thougt i lost my mum but she was in the room next to me in the showroom and i remember shitting myself lol
the workers do get a little quirky at night..
Can you do “Scholastic Book Fairs In A Nutshell” next?
as a swede i can say that ur pronounciation wasnt too bad
As a Swedish person, I can tell you the names are actually pretty self explanatory. For example, the djungelskog bear directly translates to jungle forest. Also blåhaj is just Blue shark.
Lies, propaganda. I will not be fooled
@Bronzeanon djungelskog is pronounced youngelskoog in English and blåhaj is blowhay. Not direct pronunciations but most Swedish speakers will understand.
atleast with americans
@Bronzeanon well blahaj is mostly just pronunce blah haw
How do you pronounce those words tho? I'm extremely curious but too lazy to use google translate
Its all fun and games until Simon Henriksson got in
4:27 bro fr on the tierlist the 1st bed ranked A i have that bed
and the lowest tier bed ( the wooden one ) is my bed at boarding school
I’m Finally 101% Swedish
When he calls a blue shark blåhaj the shark.
Blåhaj literally means blue shark XD
As a Swede this video is top tier and I cant even complain about the pronunciation, in fact I love it so much I think we should reconstruct the Swedish language according to you.
@Almisaur Oh okay sorry!
@InterPlay sorry i wasn't trying to be rude it's just that it's a football vid not an ikea vid
@Almisaur me?
@Almisaur Bruh when were we so rude to you?
1. you're spamming the same comment about ikea on a soccer video
2. you're posting it a ton of times
billy has been happily holding my 50,000 books for 2 years now xd
I don't think I have ever been there, I always just get things online
I bet IKEA built the labyrinth for Minotaurus.
I always get lost in that annoying square can.
IKEA has a deal with him he releases a great video about IKEA and they release him
Can we appreciate how Joseppi risked his life to enter and IKEA to show us what's inside.
@somerandomchild I've never been inside a IKEA. Also it's completely
no but fr i remeber i ran to the toy aisle in ikea and my parents were thought they lost me compleetely when i was a kid
*Lord Joseppi
*ahem* LORD Joeseppi, what might you know!
Ah yes….SCP 3008
Ikea chair Ikea Table Ikea Stool.....goodbye picket&rail.....I do love the woodworks by them really
You got the 41% stuffed animal
I could hear the entire LGBT community weep as he picked the monkey instead of blåhaj
If bro would post regularly he would be viral
This made me realise every piece of furniture in my room is from IKEA. My bed, my bedside table, my desk, my chair, my curtains, my pegs, my clothes hangers, my poster frames, my bed sheets, my blanket, my cork board, my rug, my towel, my lamp, my desk plant, my mini-organiser chest of drawers, my magazine files, my cubes on the wall and my laundry basket. There is nothing that's not IKEA. And my room is pretty small as well. I feel like an IKEA Stan at this point
yea cool BUT IT'S A SOCCER VIDEO WHY ARE YOU TELLING IT HERE
Fight Club moment
I stan IKEA.
As a Swede, this really warms my heart
IKEA: Everyone has a home, but if you don't have a home you can buy one there!
if u go to IKEA u just can't hold it to eat some Swedish meatballs.
Never thought a video about a furniture store could cause such a rollercoaster of emotions, video goes from funny to nostalgic, can perfectly relate to everything this man said, actually couldn't be any more on point!
You should do clothing stores in a nutshell or public playgrounds in a nutshell
5:44 Missed opportunity to say “Screwed”
I can confirm that I was not Swedish before I ate many Ikea meatballs
To bad they removed the horse meat... It tasted way better
@TankerOfTheYear balls? 🧐
ayo
ikea's iconic heart plushie with hands
literally every ikea looks the same
You know, I think I need to get some bleach I’m really on something to be able to see this video 😮
your swedish prunaunsiation was suprisingly good (exept for blå haj)
Nicely Done, I really enjoyed that. You are truely the master of a witty summary.
1:05 As a Romanian I appreciate all the Romanians watching.
Do Home Depot in a nutshell
i love the smell of ikea
2:15 SCP-3008 is actually an infinite Ikea with faceless employees and food that stocks itself in the SCP universe. You could say if you lose one screw...you're _screwed._ Plot twist, the meatballs are made out of people who didn't find the exit. I believe that Lord Joeseppi is actually still in the IKEA, he just found the show room that looked identical to his room and started making the video and living there
Love the irony how the world's largest Ikea isn't even in Sweden. It's specifically at the Mall of Asia. Mall of Asia is the world's fifth largest mall and is owned by SM Prime. They own other megamalls (or as they call them, SM Supermalls) in the Philippines like SM City North EDSA (13th largest), SM Megamall (15th largest), and SM Seaside City Cebu (16th largest). The Philippines sure loves to take things from the US like fast-food and malls and says "Hold my beer"
Man didn't even mention the infinite ikea in the video :(
@Dr. Doctor You mean colonial mentality? Yeah, we sure as fuck have that. 💀
@arthur preen 3008 isnt its own thing. its from the scp universe. someone just made a roblox game out of it.
ok
no wonder the swedish meatballs my swedish mom makes every friday tastes so good, hmm human
the thumbnail should be the national Swedish flag
Do "My Singing Monsters In a Nutshell" next!
"blaaahaaj" damn i did not know people were that bad at saying animal names. that literally is the name of the animal
Hey Joeseppi could you please make a video about Hoodwinked too?
For future reference: DJUNGELSKOG = jungle forest; BLÅHAJ (pronounced blaw-high) = blue shark. I speak every language in the world so I'm very familiar with Swedish. At a normal interview, they tell you "Please take a seat" while at an IKEA interview, they tell you *"Please make a seat."* The NJ couple that got married are from Newark, and they got married at the IKEA in Elizabeth right across from the notorious Newark Liberty International Airport. Knowing Newark and its violence...IKEA is the BEST place to get married there. And if either tries to leave each other, they won't be able to escape the other.
Thank you Swedish Kim Jong-un
nord korea tog 1000 volvo bilar från oss
Google translate left the chat
every language hmmmmmmmmmmm yes all like 200 main ones, nevermind the other thousands of others
hes the chosen one
Playing hide and seek in an IKEA store that should be a mitsubish video.
I swear I could have seen Djungelskog in a ikea.
6:24 School tables be like:
Dude, I actually got lost in ikea as a kid. I can’t describe the odd other worldly feeling of just seeing room after room. It was like a different universe… until my mom found me
When he got to the plushies I slammed my table Ace Attorney style and audibly yelled “ITS NOT JUST THE SHARKS?!”
ok
Is this exaggeration or do people actually do this
I love how everytime Blåhajs are mentioned I can find people who know only the plush
I feel less lonely, before discovering trans subreddits i didn't even know Ikea had plushes, and I felt dumb about that
@Nick Were you suprised to find your ass stitched onto a Blåhaj?
@Nick probably because a bunch of stuffed cotton doesn't really do anything for trans people unless I'm missing a part of the story
I got Blahaj as well! I am dumb enough to take the Ikea quiz
Hm yes the entire country of Sweden is 65k square meters seems about right
I'm checking in with 2 IKEA sharks
I thought this was Trixie Mattel out of drag about to have an IKEA field day lol
Her Swedish accent is needed
Joseppi not uploading a lot makes his content feel special and not forced.
Lord Joeseppi*
the best youtubers always upload scarcely. (like mykul reeeves)
I'd never been to ikea and when I first saw this video I resolved to go. Today I finally experienced the wonder of ikea. Thank you Joseppi!
blåhaj is probably pronounced blowhigh and means blue shark but i am not swedish, just drunk - which is kinda similar
You see now we have to do a Lowe’s video
I absolutely love this character in the grey coat. Joeseppi's made him so expressive.
by far the best joeseppi video
The store is now closed please exit the building...proceeds to decapitate you.