Tips from the Emergency Room: NO EATING #shorts MuFKR.com

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  • Published on Apr 1, 2021 veröffentlicht
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  • Eternalnerd
    Eternalnerd 56 minutes ago

    This guy is so hateable

  • m i e k o c h i i

    “You’re gonna choke and then you’re gonna die!”
    Proceeds to: 😄

  • Pinecone !
    Pinecone ! Hour ago

    This guy's smile while he talks about serious subjects makes me think he's on the same level of insane as Sephiroth or something

  • Neil Chambers
    Neil Chambers Hour ago

    I wish you would eat then have surgery! Thank you

  • WANDY Butt
    WANDY Butt 3 hours ago +1

    This guy creeps the shit out of me

  • izuku MiDoRyIa
    izuku MiDoRyIa 4 hours ago

    Why do u keep saying " motherfuckers" Well smileing

  • Cassie Moody
    Cassie Moody 6 hours ago

    That last line, I’m literally crying from laughing so hard. If my surgeon said “no eating in the ER motherfucker” just like that I wouldn’t need anesthesia after laughing so hard.

  • EL3CTR1C4L GT
    EL3CTR1C4L GT 6 hours ago

    Gay

  • cap cypher
    cap cypher 7 hours ago

    Plot twist you'll die of hunger

  • Lana Franklin
    Lana Franklin 7 hours ago

    But what if you didn’t know it would happen and you eat?

  • Ana Kelly
    Ana Kelly 7 hours ago +1

    Should I be concerned that he explains these horrors with a chipper attitude and a big smile?

  • J Cooper
    J Cooper 8 hours ago

    Loves his tiktoks

  • Harry Hidson
    Harry Hidson 8 hours ago

    Wow I hate you from one video

  • Socially 4wkward
    Socially 4wkward 8 hours ago

    “No eating in the ER motherfuckerssss”

  • 3StarLogo
    3StarLogo 8 hours ago

    I was told by the Dr to not eat until the next day and within an hr I was given a burger and fries by the cafe cause it was dinner time. ( I got in the morning of lol.

  • Shavoya Dillon
    Shavoya Dillon 8 hours ago

    OMG you are hilarious 😂😂😂... I'm gonna subscribe

  • Isaac
    Isaac 9 hours ago

    What happens if sure I haven’t eaten but I got a big log at the river dam. If that dam gets relaxed does it break and let the log go down the stream like a missile?

  • The Fandom Hero
    The Fandom Hero 9 hours ago

    One time in the 4th or 5th grade I was eating strawberries (I was swallowing them whole damnit) I tried to swallow a big strawberry and
    I started to choke
    So I just used my throat muscles and push it down
    I stopped eating strawberries like that...
    Its 2021 and that was 2018 2019
    *Yeah*

  • ALM 50
    ALM 50 10 hours ago

    I want this man to be my doctor
    ps I fucking love hospital food, and the nurse thought I was crazy for liking it, its good, hospital food should be on postmates or uber eats

  • Sophie, Yoshito and Mocha!

    **slowly chews cheeseballs**

  • Trevor C
    Trevor C 10 hours ago

    What if you just ate and had to rush to the ER though?

  • UwU-Chan
    UwU-Chan 11 hours ago

    This dude just loves to yell in lowercase

  • augstsh
    augstsh 12 hours ago

    Good to know! I thought that you werent supposed to eat just so that the surgeon doesnt have to deal with a bunch of chicken nuggets in the way

  • Party Poision
    Party Poision 12 hours ago

    That's why they took the vending machine out of the waiting room in the E.R near me

  • Funny word Homo sapient

    There was this girl I er that are starbursts and was mad at kid me because my mom was on a call and as soon as she gets picked up to her room she acts all tired and drowsy

  • appleluis
    appleluis 13 hours ago +1

    This is the definition of „ screaming in lowercase „

  • Tae bunn bun
    Tae bunn bun 13 hours ago

    I ate sunflower seeds at the er once...

  • Brandyn Valdez
    Brandyn Valdez 13 hours ago

    I love this guy is only more people were like him

  • Chili ice Cannon
    Chili ice Cannon 14 hours ago

    Oh I want you to know don’t choke lol” stupid go get your eyebrows done you look so dumb

  • AestheticSunflower UwU
    AestheticSunflower UwU 14 hours ago

    Hahaha I love this dude😂

  • lost_in_crowd x
    lost_in_crowd x 16 hours ago

    That's how you make kids sleep

  • Luís Siopa
    Luís Siopa 16 hours ago

    This all makes perfect sense but you sound like a douche

  • Cc_Cookie !
    Cc_Cookie ! 19 hours ago

    Everyone saying how he’s telling us how we gon die tonight with a smile on his face:

    Me: wait gumball soup?

  • Bryson Miles
    Bryson Miles 20 hours ago

    His voice so annoying

  • elliot
    elliot 20 hours ago

    I love how he says motherfuckers

  • Kurapika Melon
    Kurapika Melon 20 hours ago

    This guy explains everything, even the obvious stuff, just to explain in 3 sentences why you will die if you eat before surgery.

  • Secret Official
    Secret Official 20 hours ago

    OI OI OI WATCH YOUR MOUTH THERE ARE CHILDRENS!!!!! Me like BAD BOY HALO

  • itsreal MeZoX
    itsreal MeZoX 20 hours ago

    dude i was waiting for the to end with out him swearing .

  • Random shit TV
    Random shit TV 21 hour ago

    I frigging love this guy, he's such a smart ass and I love it

  • Noah Maynard
    Noah Maynard 22 hours ago

    I thinks its funny the way this guy says swears

  • Zaku 23
    Zaku 23 22 hours ago

    His so nice

  • sreediptaaa
    sreediptaaa 22 hours ago

    he wants us to learn the harsh way

  • • l a k e l l a •
    • l a k e l l a • 23 hours ago

    I love this guy

  • Pink Bi Rock
    Pink Bi Rock 23 hours ago

    Im starting to like this guy

  • Tatorick
    Tatorick 23 hours ago

    This guy seems super condescending and kind of unlikeable

  • William butler
    William butler 23 hours ago

    Your fake

  • CSG _Whitishcube
    CSG _Whitishcube 23 hours ago

    I love this guy

  • erzebet6977
    erzebet6977 Day ago

    My back is broken and I have to have a spinal fusion and I'm absolutely freaking out about having to be put under. This didn't help.

  • bryce rawls
    bryce rawls Day ago

    This guy makes me uncomfortable

  • CL BLAZE
    CL BLAZE Day ago

    You kNow WhAt HApPeNeS wHen yOu cHokE
    Y o u d i e 😀

  • Noriaki Kakyoin
    Noriaki Kakyoin Day ago

    I think I’m just going to stop eating just in case I need to get rushed to the ER

  • ABK
    ABK Day ago

    One of my worst fears is having a long constipation strike and my body shitting during surgery
    Is it possible for that to happen?

  • Michelle Craven
    Michelle Craven Day ago

    U better shut the fuck up oh and why wont he come say it to my face

  • Jason Hardy
    Jason Hardy Day ago

    I heard a story of a fella who had McDonald’s before surgery and they couldn’t give him surgery

  • Tj
    Tj Day ago

    Wtf did i just watch .

  • Fiches
    Fiches Day ago

    Yo never eating again

  • Liberty Revolutionary

    How about fuck the ER all together
    ...

  • SirBlameson
    SirBlameson Day ago

    This guy looks really fake and also too real at the same time

  • Ben Huerta
    Ben Huerta Day ago

    You look like a prick

  • Hallowed Mimic
    Hallowed Mimic Day ago

    This guy scares me but makes me go “oOoh I get it” at the same time

  • Justin Flanigan
    Justin Flanigan Day ago

    Ur great love the video

  • Watermelon Jesus

    What if we get run over by a truck after leaving a buffet restaurant

  • Lombaxguy
    Lombaxguy Day ago +2

    I like how sassy he is and the “I’m sick of your bullshit” vibes he’s giving out

  • Chris Hegele
    Chris Hegele Day ago

    I don’t like you

  • Tc8 956
    Tc8 956 Day ago

    I’m scared