That last line, Iâm literally crying from laughing so hard. If my surgeon said âno eating in the ER motherfuckerâ just like that I wouldnât need anesthesia after laughing so hard.
I was told by the Dr to not eat until the next day and within an hr I was given a burger and fries by the cafe cause it was dinner time. ( I got in the morning of lol.
What happens if sure I havenât eaten but I got a big log at the river dam. If that dam gets relaxed does it break and let the log go down the stream like a missile?
One time in the 4th or 5th grade I was eating strawberries (I was swallowing them whole damnit) I tried to swallow a big strawberry and I started to choke So I just used my throat muscles and push it down I stopped eating strawberries like that... Its 2021 and that was 2018 2019 *Yeah*
I want this man to be my doctor ps I fucking love hospital food, and the nurse thought I was crazy for liking it, its good, hospital food should be on postmates or uber eats
There was this girl I er that are starbursts and was mad at kid me because my mom was on a call and as soon as she gets picked up to her room she acts all tired and drowsy
This guy is so hateable
âYouâre gonna choke and then youâre gonna die!â
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This guy's smile while he talks about serious subjects makes me think he's on the same level of insane as Sephiroth or something
I wish you would eat then have surgery! Thank you
This guy creeps the shit out of me
Why do u keep saying " motherfuckers" Well smileing
That last line, Iâm literally crying from laughing so hard. If my surgeon said âno eating in the ER motherfuckerâ just like that I wouldnât need anesthesia after laughing so hard.
Gay
Plot twist you'll die of hunger
But what if you didnât know it would happen and you eat?
Should I be concerned that he explains these horrors with a chipper attitude and a big smile?
Loves his tiktoks
Wow I hate you from one video
âNo eating in the ER motherfuckerssssâ
I was told by the Dr to not eat until the next day and within an hr I was given a burger and fries by the cafe cause it was dinner time. ( I got in the morning of lol.
OMG you are hilarious đđđ... I'm gonna subscribe
What happens if sure I havenât eaten but I got a big log at the river dam. If that dam gets relaxed does it break and let the log go down the stream like a missile?
One time in the 4th or 5th grade I was eating strawberries (I was swallowing them whole damnit) I tried to swallow a big strawberry and
I started to choke
So I just used my throat muscles and push it down
I stopped eating strawberries like that...
Its 2021 and that was 2018 2019
*Yeah*
I want this man to be my doctor
ps I fucking love hospital food, and the nurse thought I was crazy for liking it, its good, hospital food should be on postmates or uber eats
**slowly chews cheeseballs**
What if you just ate and had to rush to the ER though?
This dude just loves to yell in lowercase
Good to know! I thought that you werent supposed to eat just so that the surgeon doesnt have to deal with a bunch of chicken nuggets in the way
That's why they took the vending machine out of the waiting room in the E.R near me
There was this girl I er that are starbursts and was mad at kid me because my mom was on a call and as soon as she gets picked up to her room she acts all tired and drowsy
This is the definition of â screaming in lowercase â
Got it!
I ate sunflower seeds at the er once...
I love this guy is only more people were like him
Oh I want you to know donât choke lolâ stupid go get your eyebrows done you look so dumb
Hahaha I love this dudeđ
That's how you make kids sleep
This all makes perfect sense but you sound like a douche
Everyone saying how heâs telling us how we gon die tonight with a smile on his face:
Me: wait gumball soup?
His voice so annoying
I love how he says motherfuckers
This guy explains everything, even the obvious stuff, just to explain in 3 sentences why you will die if you eat before surgery.
OI OI OI WATCH YOUR MOUTH THERE ARE CHILDRENS!!!!! Me like BAD BOY HALO
dude i was waiting for the to end with out him swearing .
I frigging love this guy, he's such a smart ass and I love it
I thinks its funny the way this guy says swears
His so nice
he wants us to learn the harsh way
I love this guy
Im starting to like this guy
This guy seems super condescending and kind of unlikeable
Your fake
I love this guy
My back is broken and I have to have a spinal fusion and I'm absolutely freaking out about having to be put under. This didn't help.
This guy makes me uncomfortable
You kNow WhAt HApPeNeS wHen yOu cHokE
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I think Iâm just going to stop eating just in case I need to get rushed to the ER
One of my worst fears is having a long constipation strike and my body shitting during surgery
Is it possible for that to happen?
U better shut the fuck up oh and why wont he come say it to my face
I heard a story of a fella who had McDonaldâs before surgery and they couldnât give him surgery
Wtf did i just watch .
Yo never eating again
How about fuck the ER all together
...
This guy looks really fake and also too real at the same time
You look like a prick
This guy scares me but makes me go âoOoh I get itâ at the same time
Ur great love the video
What if we get run over by a truck after leaving a buffet restaurant
I like how sassy he is and the âIâm sick of your bullshitâ vibes heâs giving out
I donât like you
Iâm scared