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  • Nov
    Nov 2 months ago +17151

    If They’re trying to smuggle that much stuff at once, you bet there’s a ton of other times they’ve got past security

    • Off-white prestos
      Off-white prestos 2 months ago +97

      @LCL past is correct💀

    • Stun X Playz
      Stun X Playz 2 months ago +56

      @Off-white prestos The comment is gone now 😂

    • Setsura- sama
      Setsura- sama 2 months ago +50

      @Off-white prestos yep, cause they’re expecting one or two to get captured. Though there are probably tens maybe hundreds of miles that get through. Though 120k? Phew 🥵

    • Coconut_in_a_suit
      Coconut_in_a_suit 2 months ago +23

      Yep, I wonder if they are clean ssds or if they have files saved

    • Josh Blade
      Josh Blade 2 months ago +2

      ​@Setsura- sama Miles?

  • Bilivio
    Bilivio 2 months ago +9372

    "Ayy, you got that stuff?" **Looks around*
    "Here u go-" **pulls out comically large rtx 4090*

    • AH92
      AH92 2 months ago +37


    • Mahir anindo
      Mahir anindo 2 months ago +307


    • Joe Balls
      Joe Balls 2 months ago +190

      ​@Mahir anindo you and me are gonna play alot of games together

    • Dante Sparda
      Dante Sparda 2 months ago +38

      @Mahir anindo lmao it's been so long since i heard that

    • Newgate - Zero Hour
      Newgate - Zero Hour 2 months ago +15

      Wh- where did he pull that out of...?

  • Chief
    Chief 2 months ago +15796

    dawg who stopped this man.
    let him be
    edit 2: ok my rain of terror is over. i am sad to see my top comment slip back out of reach

    • goose in a tuxedo
      goose in a tuxedo 2 months ago +662

      My trickery is over. The parent comment has slipped out of popularity. I am done.

    • dio brandy
      dio brandy 2 months ago +396

      ​@goose in a tuxedo damn took me 30 second to get down

    • dio brandy
      dio brandy 2 months ago +254

      @goose in a tuxedo I am on my phone bro using both thumbs

    • Trevor spicer
      Trevor spicer 2 months ago +78

      ​@goose in a tuxedo wanna bet lol

    • Trevor spicer
      Trevor spicer 2 months ago +352

      I just reported him lol problem disappeared

  • TechMash
    TechMash 2 months ago +3960

    That scooter got more Storage than LTT💀

    • NomaDx12
      NomaDx12 2 months ago +23


    • Penguin Traveler
      Penguin Traveler 2 months ago +13


    • Rahimistic
      Rahimistic 2 months ago +10


    • WHO Han
      WHO Han 2 months ago +18

      Let me calculate that: assuming $50 per TB & knowing that LTT has >5,000 TB this is actually wrong, but just barely.

    • TechMash
      TechMash 2 months ago +14

      ​@WHO Han I mean the 84 Drives needed to have 60TB each to reach the 5PB point, but nice Math😮

  • HighRider91
    HighRider91 2 months ago +1636

    If he stole them, I can understand them being upset.
    But if he bought them mans just transporting PC parts...

    • Miguel Laurito
      Miguel Laurito 2 months ago +393

      Actually, If you have above a certain value in goods with you, you're importing and then you're subject to tariffs

    • David P
      David P 2 months ago +252

      While nonsensical as it is, even though he bought those parts, he's avoiding tax/tariffs for importing parts, that also may have been made in that totally nonexistent country of Taiwan that China hates

    • David Henderson
      David Henderson 2 months ago +31

      Parts that just may be illegal to be imported to the place he is taking them. You would be amazed about what is and is not legal when it comes to computer parts.

    • Dušan Nestorović
      Dušan Nestorović 2 months ago +17

      he didn't want to pay taxes

    • oliver tomberg
      oliver tomberg 2 months ago +8

      @David Henderson Bruh why and what

  • TheEpicDiamondMiner
    TheEpicDiamondMiner 2 months ago +2934

    Why do they want to smuggle tech so bad?

    • EnlargedQuack
      EnlargedQuack 2 months ago +1409

      Because the countries they’re smuggling to have restrictive markets where these parts are illegal.

    • captain grubbles
      captain grubbles 2 months ago +1011

      basically china doesnt like taiwan and so they dont allow things from taiwan to be shipped to china and those drives were most likely made in taiwan

    • Cocoa Koifish 錦鯉
      Cocoa Koifish 錦鯉 2 months ago +408

      @captain grubbles China and HONG KONG are entirely different
      China hates Hong Kongs independence and how they're not commy

  • 1k subs with 0 videos challange

    Man tried to smuggle $120k 💀💀💀

  • Rose Chu
    Rose Chu 2 months ago +193

    That's a surprising amount of storage inside that scooter 😆

    • martijn kraats
      martijn kraats 2 months ago +4

      You know what's funny?
      Ha you can't undo it now

    • Log1xMeister
      Log1xMeister 2 months ago +2

      @martijn kraats its a trap

    • bruh
      bruh 2 months ago +1

      @martijn kraatsSo funny I forgot to laugh 🙁

    • WolfyRed
      WolfyRed 2 months ago +1

      @martijn kraats your reply is corrupted

    • Boi Jhazzy
      Boi Jhazzy Month ago

      ​@martijn kraats took me forever

  • TheGamer8568
    TheGamer8568 2 months ago +51

    SSD - Scooter State Drive

  • Bacdafucup
    Bacdafucup 2 months ago +10

    I was detained in China for trying to smuggle a Reese's peanut butter cup.

  • Penguin Traveler
    Penguin Traveler 2 months ago +85

    Damnnnn, i cant help imaginating, in the dark alley 2 man with black robes do an SSD transaction like those mafia in movies

    • Pai
      Pai 2 months ago +4

      What a time to be alive

  • SomeLad
    SomeLad 2 months ago +11

    “And if they were successfully smUggled” 🤣

  • TinCanTap
    TinCanTap 2 months ago +56

    bros scooter had the whole steam library💀

    • Bort Hill
      Bort Hill 2 months ago +2

      Even the furry stuff

  • NaiveNumbat
    NaiveNumbat 2 months ago +5

    Darn, wish they got away with not paying taxes

  • Esekiel Kleyer
    Esekiel Kleyer 2 months ago +143

    He was doing noble work there.
    These smugglers are also information couriers.
    What a shame

    • CZghost
      CZghost 2 months ago +2

      You mean there was stuff on those SSDs? Then why the hell did he have so many? You can't tell me he was smuggling an entire Cloudflare database?

    • Esekiel Kleyer
      Esekiel Kleyer 2 months ago +6

      @CZghost Might be possible.
      I heared of smuglers who basically went out of their way to deliver VHS to north Korea.
      Data from China is also heavy watched.
      So it is a high chance, he was smugling some data across the border as well.

    • Syundown
      Syundown 2 months ago +16

      No he was smuggling it as a PC part to resell, not to be a data broker. In China there's been a trend of people hiding and smuggling random tech parts in and out of the country, a few months ago a lady made a fake belly pouch pretending to be pregnant when she was actually trying to smuggle a comical 200 CPUs and some iPhones.

    • littleNightK
      littleNightK 2 months ago

      Unlikely if he wanted to smuggle information all he need is a couple drives with high storage capacity. And no one would bat an eye or bother to check what’s on those drive. This guy is just smuggling drives to avoid tariffs, maybe if he only brought like one third of the amount drives he would have gone scot free as well but obviously the profit margin would be smaller.

    • lumer
      lumer 2 months ago

      Dude, we use VPN or SS for Clip-Share and other sites 😂. Information couriers were for some other places. This guy is just smuggling PC parts.

  • High on Eucalyptus
    High on Eucalyptus 2 months ago +7

    sMUggled, that voice crack 😂

    NEW ACC 2 months ago +4

    GIVE THAT MAN HIS THING BACK YOU DEVILS! I ain't even joking. They fr robbed my guy.

  • madjimms
    madjimms 2 months ago +98

    So each SSD costs $1,428? You sure?

    • RegularPit
      RegularPit 2 months ago +14

      I'm questioning it unless maybe they are some type of server NVME but I don't know anything about Kingston drives.

    • Anas Azzouz
      Anas Azzouz 2 months ago +33

      If it is sanctioned or the import taxes are too high yes it can be that expensive.
      In my country cars are at least 2x more expensive than the us or eu , the import customs tax ranges from 125% to 350% , so if you buy a bmw for 50,000$ you pay around 100,000$ in taxes (200%) so your total will be 150,000$

    • Raj Patel
      Raj Patel 2 months ago +10

      I think he meant 120k Chinese Yuan worth of ssds..

    • JayDoubleU
      JayDoubleU 2 months ago +11

      120,000 yuan, so like 200 a piece

  • Elso
    Elso 2 months ago +56

    Kingston 😂 if I'm going down for smuggling Hard Drives it's going to be Samsung NvMe SSDs

    • lichunn
      lichunn 2 months ago

      What's the difference between the 2?

    • Haruna Kai Ni
      Haruna Kai Ni 2 months ago +1

      The brand

    • Nathan Sawyer
      Nathan Sawyer 2 months ago

      ​@lichunn Samsung way better

    • Suptandar Saeful akbar
      Suptandar Saeful akbar Month ago

      Some of Kingston product are made in Taiwan, its cheap and suitable for.China market but CCP probably hate that thing 😅

  • Med 8493
    Med 8493 2 months ago +67

    I mean, look at intel's china-exclusive cpu line, they are cheaper and FASTER than what the rest of the world has

    • CaptCapitalist
      CaptCapitalist 2 months ago +1


    • jayk
      jayk 2 months ago +9

      ​@CaptCapitalist price to performance

    • Med 8493
      Med 8493 2 months ago +2

      @CaptCapitalist wdym why, I don't know, ask them

    • CaptCapitalist
      CaptCapitalist 2 months ago +4

      @Med 8493 well you said it like you knew why.. i'm curious why now. I mean that has nothing to do with the video but I wanna know why the 12490 is china only

    • Med 8493
      Med 8493 2 months ago

      @CaptCapitalist maybe because intel's Chinese idk tho

  • SpecSheet
    SpecSheet 2 months ago +34

    Holy shit. That guy lost a large deal of money

  • none none
    none none 2 months ago +26

    Bro scooter has enough storage to have the map the entire solar system on it

  • Zaki Mahmoud
    Zaki Mahmoud Month ago +2

    That scooter has enough memory to be considered a data center

  • willie hsu
    willie hsu Month ago +1

    That scooter must start hella fast

  • Darrian Weathington
    Darrian Weathington 2 months ago +2

    Why do they keep thinking they'll get away with it like security doesn't check every item on your person?

  • Brian Nelson
    Brian Nelson 2 months ago +2

    Can we just marvel for a minute at the sheer audacity and ingenuity to figure out THAT way to smuggle this stuff?

  • Tianran WANG
    Tianran WANG 2 months ago +4

    What’s the spec of your scooter?

  • JustAnotherJacob
    JustAnotherJacob Month ago

    the loop just keeps getting crazier 😂

  • Shlok Jhawar
    Shlok Jhawar 2 months ago +1

    "they prob knew because china put some tracking chip in them"

  • Justadude Biggums
    Justadude Biggums 2 months ago +9

    This man was on a mission he’s not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed the most

    • Just Some Guy with Epic Grasses
      Just Some Guy with Epic Grasses Month ago

      An electronics smuggler for a bitcoin mining operation? A hero?

    • Justadude Biggums
      Justadude Biggums Month ago

      @Just Some Guy with Epic Grasses if that mf is smuggling shit into china that man has to have some balls to meet costumers demand in one of the most surveillanced countries in the world and I guarantee you that ain’t the only shit he smuggled into/through china like I said not a hero we wanted but needed cause if he can help me get my hands on something I need desperately say for example some banned western movies and a box of spliffs he will be considered a hero in my books😂 not only that he will be rewarded handsomely

    • Just Some Guy with Epic Grasses
      Just Some Guy with Epic Grasses Month ago

      @Justadude Biggums that's not what he's doing, though. The only reason to smuggle these is bitcoin mining.

    • Justadude Biggums
      Justadude Biggums Month ago

      Lemme backtrack on what u said… Bitcoin mining op?​@Just Some Guy with Epic Grasses

    • Just Some Guy with Epic Grasses
      Just Some Guy with Epic Grasses Month ago

      @Justadude Biggums there's no other reason to smuggle parts from China into Hong Kong. You can import them from a secondary location just fine.

  • Bron
    Bron Month ago

    Bet that scooter runs hella fast 😂

  • Batotit Oftwotree
    Batotit Oftwotree 2 months ago +1

    *Sigh* I guess I'm upgrading my PC next year :(

  • Beer Wolf
    Beer Wolf 2 months ago +4

    Damn it, that's my order delayed... 😠

  • Higor Guedes
    Higor Guedes 2 months ago +1

    Dude's scooter has more storage than all my devices combined

  • 1080 GBA
    1080 GBA 2 months ago +1

    ‘Really strange problem’
    Source: trust me bro

  • j-bob oreo
    j-bob oreo 2 months ago +11

    1500 a piece ?

    • GamingBillyo333
      GamingBillyo333 2 months ago +5

      Bro I Know The Average Kingston Drive Is Like 50$ . What Kinda Space Age Nvmes Were These 😂 Like 500 Tb Ssd’s

    • HSN A
      HSN A 2 months ago

      @GamingBillyo333 Probably they are Hong Kong's dollars

    • GamingBillyo333
      GamingBillyo333 2 months ago

      @HSN A Then It Would Be Yuan Not A Dollar .

  • Chris A
    Chris A 2 months ago +1

    We called them 水客 in Shenzhen (city next to Hong Kong), meaning water customers. As they move across the border like water, unstoppable.

  • Ezekiel Wooten
    Ezekiel Wooten 2 months ago +3

    I'm serious considering being a smuggler into China.

  • Gorgon Son Of Skrygorn
    Gorgon Son Of Skrygorn 2 months ago

    im pretty surprised they caught that… i would probably think that it was just the scooters battery or something

  • CTOne
    CTOne 2 months ago

    Those ssd's must be dangerous

  • The Dude
    The Dude 2 months ago +3


  • FloatingRabbit
    FloatingRabbit 2 months ago

    He just needed the space man.

  • Jhyrel
    Jhyrel 2 months ago

    Imagine they just sold the parts and got the money he was going to get

  • OversizedSausage
    OversizedSausage 2 months ago +3

    Why did they have to do that to that man

  • zachary branker
    zachary branker Month ago

    "Am i going to jail?"
    "No, you are gonna go back and get us more"

  • DJ Spi
    DJ Spi 2 months ago

    "And I bet you didnt...guess what" bro wtf was that cut

  • lolmissky 02 xd
    lolmissky 02 xd 2 months ago +17

    Maybe RTX 4090 are somewhere in my bike😂😂😂

  • Bipul Bohara
    Bipul Bohara Month ago

    That scooter had more storage than an actual SSD😂

  • Michael Tattrie
    Michael Tattrie Month ago

    Bros the ssd smuggler💀

  • logan koday
    logan koday 2 months ago +4

    120,000 ÷ 84 = 1,428 each. What are in those ssd? Gold???

    • Taldraran
      Taldraran 2 months ago

      Well, considering the traces on circuit boards are made from very minuscule amounts of gold... yeah, kinda? 😂

    • HSN A
      HSN A 2 months ago

      Hong Kong dollars

  • draudE
    draudE 2 months ago

    He's not the hero we deserve but rather the hero we need

  • Diamondcreepah
    Diamondcreepah 2 months ago +6

    If I had to take a guess, they're smuggling the ssd's because the chips inside are of higher quality than can be produced in China since ASML has stopped exporting them

    • Rodney
      Rodney 2 months ago +3

      Taxes…Hong Kong is a tax free heaven…people tried to smuggle imported stuff for years. Buy and sell at high profit margin…it’s been happening for years…

  • daveen adams
    daveen adams Month ago

    “SIR are you trying to smuggle a microchip in your skull”
    “No that was from the government”

  • Justin Griffioen
    Justin Griffioen 2 months ago

    Would there by any chance be data on those drives? Asking for a friend

  • mrsadpikachu
    mrsadpikachu 2 months ago +4

    Why do people smuggle ssds

    • jayk
      jayk 2 months ago

      Cheap in china

    • Rodney
      Rodney 2 months ago +1

      Taxes…China put taxes on imported goods.
      Hong Kong is tax free…
      Smuggling is a profession for many for years…instant higher profit, as long as you’re willing to risk.

  • LaserKristall
    LaserKristall 2 months ago

    "Jesse we need to build and develop"

  • Freelance Nerd
    Freelance Nerd 2 months ago +1

    Sounds good to me!!! Smuggle!!!!

  • Thomas Mitchell
    Thomas Mitchell 2 months ago +8


  • imightdoyoutube
    imightdoyoutube Month ago

    This guy probably planned to drive around the streets and sit in alleys and wait for whoever to come up and be like “hey you got my SSD??”

  • Overtale
    Overtale 2 months ago

    China REALLY wanted those microchips

  • saswat pradhan
    saswat pradhan 2 months ago +10

    But how is 84 SSDs worth $120,000???

    • Saugaat Joshy
      Saugaat Joshy 2 months ago +1

      HK dollars!

    • Firdaus Firdaus
      Firdaus Firdaus 2 months ago +3

      An 8tb nvme ssd worth US$1200.
      So, 84 SSDs around US$100,000.
      That's 8tb, if each ssd is 12tb it will be worth way more

  • runforitman
    runforitman Month ago

    damn, I gotta get into the pc parts smuggling trade in China

  • stryker man
    stryker man Month ago

    The smuggle struggle is real.

  • BlokGame
    BlokGame 2 months ago

    Bro tries to bring his whole electric scooter and customs demands an X-ray of it

  • Keenfire
    Keenfire Month ago

    When I used to work for GNC in Hawaii there was a Japanese customer that would buy $20,000 worth of product at a time and take it back to Japan to make a profit.

  • Union Jackal
    Union Jackal 2 months ago

    Hey just quick question, is your keyboard a Glorious GMMK pro?

  • Plexy Glass
    Plexy Glass 2 months ago +1

    Wouldn't surprise me if he "disappears" after that

  • Datu Toyo
    Datu Toyo 2 months ago

    " They let us catch one, so the other 20 gets through" narcos theme playing

  • Tyler Durden
    Tyler Durden 2 months ago

    Hey bro, you got that oem battery?

  • The music King
    The music King 2 months ago +1

    Hiw much data was each ssd?

  • Wehafse
    Wehafse 2 months ago

    weird, cause when i went to china i didn’t want to bring my pc case with me so i disassembled my pc and put the parts in a box, the customs didn’t even say anything

  • Murray
    Murray 2 months ago +11

    As if they spotted that in the X-ray machine lmaooo

  • thezombieblacksmith
    thezombieblacksmith 2 months ago +2

    "smuggled" bro is just transporting it himself instead of paying absurd company shipping costs.
    low key couriering could and should be a legitimate job

  • Meri
    Meri Month ago

    “And if they were successfully smÛggled” 😂

  • Num nut
    Num nut 2 months ago

    Damn I wonder what prison camp they sent him to

  • Jackson Canady
    Jackson Canady 2 months ago

    prime example of how censorship never works

  • gamerboy
    gamerboy 2 months ago

    Wow. Rly keeping the planes safe.

  • Lemar Sullivan
    Lemar Sullivan 2 months ago +1

    Phew, that was close, and here i thought they'd start confiscating toothpicks. Time to go back to business as usual

  • TSB
    TSB Month ago

    That damn green m&m 😂 every video

  • EpicRivers
    EpicRivers 2 months ago

    When you tryin to smuggle fast load times.

  • b8702131
    b8702131 2 months ago

    If the scooter body was made of aluminum alloy, then he must have thought the X-Ray machine couldn't penetrate through the metal.

  • Harry Nguyen
    Harry Nguyen Month ago

    Perfect loop

  • 2K18ban Valaki
    2K18ban Valaki 2 months ago +1

    120000 / 84 = 1480$ per SSD? Who the hell did the math? Or are those 1PB sized?

  • TrainPravasi
    TrainPravasi 2 months ago +1

    Perfect loop doesn't exists :

  • Chris Kortjohn
    Chris Kortjohn 2 months ago

    Now how is his scooter going to update?

  • The Mighty Jimbo
    The Mighty Jimbo 2 months ago

    I got it one pice at a time, and it didn’t cost me a dime, you’ll know it’s me when I pass through your town (Johnny Cash)

  • KatanaUWU
    KatanaUWU 2 months ago +1

    I need my ssd man

  • David McRae
    David McRae 2 months ago +1

    Can we all feel sad for this man. He's probably in the shits right now

  • Roy HI
    Roy HI Month ago

    NVME is the crack of the computer world!

  • Sora
    Sora 2 months ago +1

    What if the ssd contain data 🤔

  • yeet
    yeet 2 months ago

    who the damn stopped this guy 💀

  • RPDX
    RPDX 2 months ago

    That man is my GOD!

  • Deletors End
    Deletors End 2 months ago

    What is your keyboard, Im curious and I kinda want one

  • Aaron Morgan
    Aaron Morgan 2 months ago

    Customs aint soo much about safety. But control. Thats the main goal

  • Feckless&Kekless
    Feckless&Kekless Month ago

    "Guess what Chinese customs confiscated this time: a Chinese man!"

  • NonOfYaBusiness
    NonOfYaBusiness 2 months ago +1

    I mean. Maybe try to coat the inner bit in lead or male it magnetic.

    RANDOM 2 months ago

    Almost perfect loop

  • GenoCyber
    GenoCyber Month ago

    Somewhere out there some poor souls never got their SSD’s and are suffering from unnecessarily long load times 😢

  • Mr. Shameless
    Mr. Shameless 2 months ago

    bro was told "only a spoonfull"

  • Antonio Vivaldi
    Antonio Vivaldi 2 months ago

    This reminds me of the time they almost found out what was on the hard drive
    Luckily, they never found out what was on the hard drive