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Everyone is joking about Herschel Walker, but think of all the people who voted for him. It's frightening because this man is beyond unqualified for the job.
Lol more fictitious nonsense, I wonder if this will entertain you for the next several years🤔 I bet you won’t last that long… if you really thought you had last word, you would not have started arguing a month plus later lol and you’ve never had last word as I’ve checked this thread for 2 months and each time you commented, I retorted. You’ve never had last word and you’ve never tried to set up a meet up. You say “peace” yet you crave WAR! Make it make sense, troll🤦🏻♂️
@King Kong Why do you insist on telling everyone about your soft erectile dysfunction? Is this why you try to play adult and military when you arent either? To make up for the fact you won't ever satisfy anyone in life? This kid is so butt hurt, hes now stalking the main thread poster and crying for them to delete this thread to save his face. Got the last word like always peace! OWNED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..So let's go over your stomping child yea? You: "I'm a bad marine!"You: proven never served a day off mummys couchYou: "I'm a usa citizen"You: proven this is a lie and wont say one bad thing about your daddy xi You: "I'll fight anyone!"You: gives fake numbers and addys of other people when called outYou: "I'm so tough!"You: goes crying to thread poster, asking them to remove the threads,when get proven to ride the shortest bus in townYou: has E.d and is prob why acts the way it doesYou: rages on for months and spam posts threads in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, like a child who cant find its way out of a paperbag. I want to thank you for the many laughs kid, you have won the award for saddest yt user yet.
I'm waiting for the jokes about Hershel's primary residence being in Texas. How the GOP PR people going to handle this one ? So the best comment on this on is: " If Walker can run for the Georgia Senate when he's a Texas resident, then can I vote for Warnock as a California resident?" Got to love it.
@no name hey you f*u*c*ki*ng i*di*ot I don't live on Clip-Share. I'm a Brit, I don't have children and I am black, so put that in your toothless tobacco and chew it
@Cara isla bonita 100 bucks you have 4 kids all by different fathers and none of them are around. Tell us also why you back Biden who voted against desegregation? Crickets I wonder why? So quick to reply otherwise eh?
@Cara isla bonita damn look at that leftie drooling post. Hey ccp, show me where im white or lick the gov boot and follow any party or man like you do?
@Cara isla bonita facts makes one wacist? Damn how often do you lick windows muppet?
@no name ok, I read my comment and I stand by it...the truth hurts doesn't it? Why do you assume that I'm talking about black people being racist?it's the white ppl. Even your auntie, Lindsey Graham said it and she's been saying that if we [white REPUGNANTcans] get him elected, they'll never think we're racist again!So daft! He doesn't even realize that picking a black man- ANY black man, in fact the densest one in Georgia is what makes him racist! Are you telling me they're no better people in Georgia who couldn't represent it in the Senate? To make matters worse the man lives in Texas doesn't even live in georgia! To let a New Yorker who's lost house is Senate and the White House in Georgia seats for the Republican party you outsourcing now?At least we the people chose Obama an intelligent 🧠👨🏽🎓black man-- not just black people. Hershel🤡 was chosen by Trump because that's his racist image of what a black man should be- daft AF, violent, promiscuous, irresponsible about taking care of his children and wants to be accepted by white people. He was chosen to make Trump feel Superior can't accept a black man being equal or better than them so the malign men like Obama & Warnock but and elevate hershy da klown🤡 There are millions of other black men they could have chosen, but they chose him to do Trump's bidding in the Senate rather than Georgia's and you support THAT? Grow a pair... Or get your Nerf balls back from Donald Trump
Can't imagine 6 years of hearing what Herschel Walker said or did while in the Senate. Don't let that happen, Georgia. We'll all be so grateful 🙏🥳🇺🇸
I textbanked, along with dozens of others, for 2 weeks solid to make sure we did all we could to stop that from happening. And by God, we did it!
@lynda medley can you tell us why you are backing a known wife beater on video? By realible do you mean on degrading women and hitting them?
@Madie J. yes
Vote blue Georgia. We need reliable Warnock to keep his seat in Senate
@Shamanbear Two not fummmy
Hey Herschel, Move back to Texas. You can be Walker Texas Ranger. You already have the badge!
I thought I was always too stupid to run… but now this dork makes me want to!
Happy Thanksgiving to the Tonight Show definitely make me laugh God Bless
Well, I guess Herschel is flying home to Dallas to spend the holidays!
Well, he could fly anywhere.... he's got kids in all 50 states, and some in Canada too....
I think you guessed right.
Of course that's where he lives his main residency. And I hope he takes all the vampires werewolves and his erection with him.
It was actually 1864 when Lincoln declared Thanksgiving a federal holiday.
People voted for Hershel… let that sink in again
You voted for the man, who voted AGAINST DESEGREGATION. Whats it like having a room temp iq?
Agree with Darkanise. Many of these people would vote for Hitler if he put an R after his name. They are scared of anyone smarter than they are.
WTF 😔 😟 🙁 😥
@dean siewert totally agreed people voted for him because he was backed by Trump and the Republican party. Just another useless candidate with no experience no substance and a bunch of rhetoric.
Don’t know why people voted for Walker, but tens of thousands more voted against him.
Wake up Woody is also Herschel Walker's pick up line.
At last, Walker apparently talking about something he knows.
Herschel can tell you, erections have consequences
In his latest press conference Herschel Walker said he was going to take advantage of the thanksgiving holiday to focus on his erection results and stuff the turkey !!! 🦃
Apparently that's the only part of him that really works.
Turkeys don’t deserve that!
This is nuts! Hahahahahah
@Sathish Kumar him and Elon musk could colonize Mars.
The joke about giants on the sofa killed me. It was like a collective agreement of why it happens like that with old folks.
Buttigieg while discussing the response to the mass shooting President Biden's comments at an Ari Naftali Melber LGBTQ nightclub in Colorado Springs, Colorado, on Saturday night that left five people dead and at least 18 others injured MSNBC The table is set, the turkey is ready to be carved and all you can think about is avoiding a food fight - literally a food fight. If this is what you imagine for yourself this year, you’re not alone.
Wide-angle lenses can do that. #PhotographyNerdJoke
As a moderate I reserve my right to laugh, mock and ridicule both super liberal or ultra conservatism when it goes off the scales.
That is a good observation.Did Walker vote in Georgia,while claiming residency in Texas?
Did you see Lindsey Graham’s eyes go big and he also had a smirk but Edwardo Cruz’s face just said “oh no”
@JTHAWK101 T. Tee 🤭 hee 🤭 hee 🤭
@Cara isla bonita - And all he got was a mouse. 😜😂😂😂😂
Auntie Lindsey Graham was dreaming of a big black joystick in his drawers 🤪🤣🤣🤣
Herschels’ mistake wasn’t in saying ‘erection’, it was in saying ‘people’, when he meant to say ‘peep hole’.
Rots of ruck on that.
Now you are an international hero. You made a Mexican laugh for at least 5 minutes .... ‘peep hole’.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Georgia, you have a great choice in Raphael Warnock. This is an insult to him that there is even a run off. This is a no brainer. He’s been doing the work. Keep him.
Speaking to The hershel walker clip - everyones reaction was different (as is almost always the case and a fav thing to notice for me) - Hershel himself shows shock with a blink and wider eyes briefly (very well hidden, no surprise thats his life), ted ooze is constantly grifting (again no surprise), Lindsey graham tho… not an ounce of surprise or even the slightest shift of expression (an expression which straight on seems happy and to the side is All Frown)
Cruz’s and Graham’s eyes went straight to walker’s crouch when he said erection.
@blackdog 62 sick left wing homophobes...LOL.
Miss Lindsey likely got excited over it, Cruz said he hasn't had one in years.
What makes anyone think this man is fit for the Senate he goes from vampires to werewolves to erections. 🤔👌
Not to mention Marcus Bachmann.
I'm ready for Thanksgiving, I went to the shop too, if only that "crudité" hadn't been so damn expensive, it didn't even include the tequila.
That Christmas tree was creepy AF. And my husband cooks like the neighbor. We have permanent circle burn marks on our lawn from the turkey fryer.🤷♀️
Now everyone knows what's on Herschel Walker's mind. No wonder he's got all dem kids
Little known fact: Trump was hands on with that successful erection. Plus he paid it plenty of lip service. He had it licked.
I want to know who's pulling the strings on Walker, he's not even capable of filling out the paperwork to run for office much less governing.
I can see Hershel lashing out on Twitter tweeting something like, "Yall are crazy, I don't have any drain bamage!"
@Lawrence D’Oliveiro What did you do smartass? 🎎
Mark: Are you young and White? I bet you are. Your boy "Warlock" said people should ask forgiveness for their Whiteness. He's a liar and a racist. As for you, the predators will prey on you.
@Wolf ok trumper
@Lawrence D’Oliveiro he still .*..even with two wing men
“Wake up, woody!”, is Hershel Walker’s new campaign slogan 😂😂😂😂
Walker’s beyond being incompetent.But we have voters whose intelligence matches Walkers. We should have IQ tests for people to run for office or even vote.
Love you Jimmy. Hate the beard! Happy to Thanksgiving to all of you!!!
Woody has been an icon at that mall since I was a kid. Was so surprised to see it on this show
Who else wants the TJ Maxx Parade to be a real thing?
We need some power rangers balloons and a big Barney balloon
I suspect, nobody at TJ Maxx ...
I'm into it. Especially if we can get an Invader Zim balloon too... 😁
LMAO.. Higgins.. we gots a …”Backup bird” OMG My guts killing me literally & pissed myself. This was great! Entire seg was great. Happy Birdie Day to all you crazy ass birds!
Mary Todd Lincoln came up with Thanksgiving as a means to unite. It was an essentially great idea, and she deserves the credit.🤗🤗🤗🏻🏻💐💋
So hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Yay, so happy you guys are on tonight & very thankful for your wonderful show!!
You gotta understand, he has to live with the fact he got traded to the Vikings and then the cowboys won 3 super bowls. That would screw up anybody. Plus all the hits to the head don't help
Yeah, that CTE ain't a joke.
After, "So no, I'm not ready." He should have added, "But the turkey's done."
Herschel Walker must have taken too many hits to the head during his football career.
Didn’t take enough.
@miapdx " triggered" a word used by children backed into a corner and cant find a way out of the paperbag argument they tried. Keep trying ccp you are doing wonders. You voted for a kid s n I f F r. Not me, I back no man or party, or id be like you licking the gov boot.
@miapdx thanks for proving my point ccp poster.
@no name you've gone goofy now. The truth does things to you. I'm going to enjoy my family and my day. Good luck kkkult boy. You need Jesus.
@no name triggered much? So, are you also a degenerate, or just a fan boy? How do you defend sexual predators? Is that your happy place? 🤔
Woody the Christmas Tree is the stuff of nightmares.
The “Uncanny Valley” is so much older than its name ...
No kidding. Totally stupid too.
If anything like professional gaffe artist FJB, Herschel Walker is in good company. 👍🏿
How do you get that close and still miss saying "Dranksgiving"
This reminds me so much of the old SNL skit from the late 1970s, featuring first cast member Gilda Radner portraying Emily Latella, the old lady with the bad hearing doing her editorial on the Chevy Chase Weekend Update News segment. That night’s editorial topic was ‘presidential elections’, but because of her hearing problem, she thought the topic was ‘presidential erections’. She starts out as usual with her “what is all this talk about presidential erections? In the middle of her rant about ‘why the public shouldn’t be concerned about presidents and their erections, Chevy noticed the error and tapped her on the shoulder and reminds her of the actual topic. Looking somewhat embarrassed, she looks into the camera over her granny glasses and with a sheepish grin says, “Oh, that’s different, never mind.”
Herschel Walker is beyond drain bramaged! Why ANYONE voted for this guy stuns me.
I don't know what's more jacked up...the fact that I just ate a ham, egg & cheese on English muffin...after a pint of Fireball...or Jimmy talking about it...? Happy Thanksgiving! 😎
@DarqJestor Normally I'm drinking brandy, cognac or tequila...if it's brown I probably drink it! 🤣
@Johnie Thompson I love scotch but never liked whiskey until a friend introduced me to Fireball. The sweetness and flavor are almost addictive. Happy Thanksgiving!
@DarqJestor My daughter's suggestion...cinnamon whiskey. It didn't have enough kick but I liked the flavor.
Jimmy you are so funny 😂🤣😂🤣
This dude is going to win… if the media wanted him to lose they’d stop discussing him.
The Wake Up Woody clip looks like the start of an intense boss fight.
I wonder how many will now be voting for Mr.Walker simply because of the reputation media has given him and the fact that he's become a celebrity with entertainment value... Had the media and comedians not talked about him he would silently have gone down in flames, after the truth about his real stance on abortion came out. But since the stand up comedians make him entertaining and the media keeps reporting on him, people remember him and he'll have voters for sure. People get the leaders they deserve. That saying has never been more true than now.
A monologue without saying TFG s name. GREAT
As a kid I remember opening both ends of the Alpo can and pushing in out the end to feed the dogs. Later in life I saw the same done with cranberry sauce. I have a super easy super good recipe for the real thing from scratch now if anyone is interested. 😉
@Lawrence D’Oliveiro No, it's a recipe for crickets. Bill Gates thinks the people are actually going to eat that shit
Does it involve cranberries?
This year's Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for friends that don't scam or steal, but are real friends by paying fairly for work received. Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show have not paid for work received. Labor theft, slavery, stealing, call it what you will. When they pay, I'll be happy to share that instead. So we can all be thankful, these comments have ended.
Good day Happy Thanksgiving I told you that fool does not belong in office if he wins you'll be sorry!!!!!
Great show as always. CHEERS from Knox Co. to our WBIR morning team!!!
The snarcky comment was not a compliment.
Happy Thanksgiving turkey day 👽 Jimmy, have a great one
Love the shout out to Dartmouth, Nova Scotia's WOODY THE TALKING CHRISTMAS TREE!!! lol
The Tonight Show is trying to seem bipartisan knowing full and well that Herschel has strong potential to say something embarrassing
It's not called, "drinksgiving" it's called "thanks-for-nothing-day".
Other than a distraction, does anyone know his qualifications to be a U.S. Senator ?
Sarah Palin was defeated.. Thank goodness!
I don't know what's more jacked up...the fact that I just ate a ham, egg & cheese on English muffin...after a pint of Fireball...or Jimmy talking about it...? Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanks, Jimmy! I read the book "Benchley" by Preston and liked it. Thanks for the recommendation on Twitter! Worldwide trending!
Let's boost the economy by inventing holidays where people have to buy stuff that they usually buy throughout the year if they won't. Christmas let's buy a whole lot of stuff for everybody that is just going to look at it and say I don't need this I already got one of those back in April
Jimmy Fallon's fake laugh is like nails on a chalkboard.
Good to hear your sidekick getting in on the show . 👍 .
@Shamanbear Two you
Questlove? The Roots have been Jimmy's sidekick since day 1.
The more the mob comes after Walker -the more I like him..He's come along way and they are throwing the Kitchin sink at him because he is not a smooth operator politician..
Now we know why Miss Lindsey Graham spends a lot of time in Georgia
Instead of Drinks-giving, I think it should be Tanks-giving. Be safe out there, everybody, & traveling on Thanks-day, too!
You're Awesome Jimmy!!!
Lindsey Graham got excited!🤣
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy, you did it again 🤨.......... you made me laugh dude 😁.❤️🤗🙏✌️😎
Mannnn highhhhhj highhh
After hearing about the latest Herschel Walker craziness, all I could think of was: “What’s all this I hear about a Presidential erection??…Oh election?…Never mind!” - Roseanne Rosannadanna (Gilda Radner), SNL Weekend Update. (In the 70s? 80s?).
I can’t get over you touching Donald Tump’s hair. You sort of caused Herschel in a Butterfly-Effect kind of way.
Did you see how fast Lindsey turned to look at him. I'm not sure if was at Herschel's lap or not.
Hershel Walker is the reason the NFL made concussion protocols mandatory.
And still those protocols are ignored.
I know Lindsey and Ted tried to abort that Hershel Walker gaffe video! ( I wanted to see their expression(s) after the gaffe.)
They bothed looked. They failed at keeping him on task. I'd like to see the one about stuffing the bird
All I can say is LOL❤. And, thanks for the laughs😂.
Happy Thanks Giving America but please VOTE BLUE in Georgia or you'll end up with a wake up woody!!! From New Zealand
Joe Biden's rocking it!!! Geaux Joe from Louisiana!! 💙
You funny as hell Fallon.😂
It is SO NICE to know people are on the same planet as me. Thank for giving me that. Kisses.
I wish I had friends to make memories with 😭😭😭
Hearing the words "erection" and "Hershel Walker" together is never good.
He represents the level of intelligence of leaders
Happy Thanksgiving everyone
To you too 🌹
One of the number 1 reasons we've become the laughing stock of the world....Smh
Herschel explaining if you vote for me ,you are screwed.
I love how you used the house from Lethal Weapon. Great stuff.
Herschel Walker + Erection Comment = He has a woody. 🤣
Jimmy that is a very thick moustache mate! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if Herschel is going to stuff his bird for Thanksgiving
Depends. What's her name?
The story was beautiful.
Lindsey and Ted look like they Herschels wards...like a Gazpacho Police .
@Dan served in a peach tree dish and warmed by Jewish space lasers
@Dan Gazpacho Police according to MTG, look it up. Are you not familiar with that story?
Do you mean the Gestapo aka the Geheime Staatspolizei? I thought Gazpacho was a Spanish soup.
He's honest enough to tell the public what politics has always been about.
I haven't tuned in for a while Jimmy. Looking quite distinguished these days.
Also did anyone catch Ted Cruz bobbing his head to a rhythm that might be linked to what he, Herschel and Graham are doing to one another below the camera's view?
Jimmy Fallon America gets ready for Thanksgiving awesomeness job
And my Joke He’ll Bent for an Erection was vilified just a decade or two ago…
Where were the hands of Graham and Cruz right before Herschel talked about his erection? That might explain Walker's comment. Graham and Cruz were sitting very close to Walker.
Tj Max, where everyday feels like the day after black Friday. Many people in the audience missed this funny line
It’s the disappointment on Cruz and Grahams faces for me.