Ranking Every Galar Pokemon I Could Beat Up

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You would drop the tea set...that floats?! You drop it and it stays in place and then it blasts you with magic energy!

We all *could* beat Yamper but none of us *would.*

Inteleon also has a knife in its tail according to the info released at the time of SwSh, so even in close combat, you're getting shanked.

I wish all those who would beat a yamper, good luck for the charizard, haxorus, dragapult, and Aegislash that will most definitely come for you

PM7 would be in for a surprise if he ever encountered an Australian magpie… it may be a small bird, but considering all the creatures australia has, the magpie is the one Aussie ACTUALLY fear.
Long story short, just cause bird be small, doesn’t mean you’ll win in a fight!

The only youtuber that doesn't incredibly overestimate their fighting abilities

So I pretty much cosign with this list, sizing you up I feel like it's accurate for the most part, however, I'm waiting for the video of you checking this list versus their pokedex entries and seeing if you move any of them lol

I don't think there is anybody who COULDN'T beat up a Snom.
On the other hand I would destroy anybody who even thinks of harming a Snom.

These are some of my favorite videos of his, BUT I wish he had done these in order of generations.
Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and so on.

I feel like if you tried to punt Wooloo, your foot would get stuck in its wool and then it would just roll over and smother you.

Galarian Meowth and Perserker are literally the goblin brutes of Pokemon gen 8. They look tiny, you'd think you could beat them up. But then they hit you with moves cavemen used to Fight T-Rexes or some shit

I love this series so much, it's very entertaining. Please do this for the next gen too. I'm curious on whether you think you can beat up the small bike pokemom just from what you've seen so far 🤔

The premise of this video is absolutely ridiculous… I love it.

One of my favorite series of all time! Just hate there's not even more games for you to make these lists for

I think you should add a category called "Moral Objection" where you put the Pokemon you couldn't bring yourself to beat up because they're too cute and/or it's a dog.

John:says he can get electrocuted 100 time and live. Also John:gets beat up by a pony

I can’t wait for Scarlet and Violet because the legendary’s and the starters look sick! Also my favorite Pokémon from sword and shield is either Charizard or cinderace . by the way if anybody is done with sword and shield and wondering how to get Charizard you must go to hops house and go upstairs to Leon’s room it should be on the left or right I can’t remember but there will be a Poké ball in the middle of the room!👍🏻👍🏻

For scarlet and violet pls PLS take in mind: sprigatito releases a sweet scent that will make you not want to fight it
Fuecoco you can't even touch his yellow part because of how hot they are
Quaxly: has strong legs and his fighting style is literally kicking his opponent

Uh, having trained one, I can confidently say that Dottler will actually give you quite a bit of trouble - those spots are sensors, so it would see you coming regardless of how you approached, and it comes with both Light Screen AND Reflect to protect itself. You likely wouldn't even be able to get a scratch on Dottler if you tried. And that's not even starting with it's offensive capabilities - it is fully capable of throwing you around with Psychic if it wants.
Oh, and it's evolved form, Orbeetle, can sense things up to six miles away, so yeah, RIP there.

If you're allowed to use weapons now all you have to do to defeat Galarian Stunfisk is to poke it with a stick until it snaps shut on it. Then you just throw the stick (and the Pokémon with it) as far away as you can.

I feel like cinderace doesn't just kill you... IT punts YOU to the moon
I agree that you punt nickit to the moon, but you also lose your wallet in the process...

7:29 "The pikachus gonna take the bird out and yep my jobs done" the funniest line

Have you ever seen what happens when yamask doesn’t have its little thing? It will spook the crap out of you and you would probably forfeit, it can also possess objects so if it possesses a big sword, your dunzo

This was amazing ngl also I'm glad Gen 8 was pretty good overall

Dreepy's shield Pokedex entry actually says that a child could defeat easily

Im pretty sure most people wouldnt be able to beat frosmoth since it can literally just frezze you to death while you arent able to hit it because its fliyng,and that probably includes John according to his self descripition in the beggining of the video.

Thanks that you do galarian ponyta and rapidash as first Pokémon in this video. I love them❤

You should really take into account pokedex entries. Dreepy's dex entry mentions that a literal child could beat it in a fight, and alcremie's dex entry says that if you eat its cream you will lose your will to fight

Fun fact, happini can easily pick up a human and you have no chance and you think you can punt it to moon :) I say no
Also nicket "small fox" can easily outmove you and slowly chip at you or just mess around with you resulting in a draw

If anyone beats Inteleon in fisticuffs you’ve won my respect

I would definitely lose to a hatterene. Well just looked it's Pokedex entry for shield "If you're too loud around it, you risk being torn apart by the claws on its tentacle. This Pokemon is also known as the Forest Witch"
Also for hattrem for sword poke dex entry:
"No matter who you are, if you bring strong emotions near this Pokémon, it will silence you violently."
Shield:
"Using the braids on its head, it pummels foes to get them to quiet down. One blow from those braids would knock out a professional boxer."
And I ain't fighting Eren Yeager over there lol

I think its wholesome that John and Michael comment on each other’s videos 😊

You could probably annihilate dibble but it can turn invisible so in order to even get close to it is to catch it in the first place which could be quite difficult

I can’t wait to see Donphan’s Paradox forms.

You could easily punt Yamper, if you had a cold black heart with no soul.

John:puts cramorant into probably
Cramorant from unite: WHOMS HAVE REQUESTED A SQUAD WIPE

They should've made a pidgin pokemon since they are really common here in the UK like in London (I've never been there btw or Scotland) but here is in Northern Ireland ever were you go there is at least 1 pidgon I mean they got seagulls but not pidgon also i think a buzzard,red kite and a heron pokemon would be quite cool aswell also a Scottish wild cat would also be cool and why is there no crumpet pokemon

If galarian slowpoke has disable (which it can learn) it would pretty much disable your movement/body

The gigantamaxes aren't even a question, they have to move a single arm/leg/whatever and you're gone.

Thievul would beat John up so hard that he’d make a whole new category. Just trust me on that. Thievul is strong. It trips you with its tail they your just dead.

The edits have NAILED. They’re too good 😂😂

You should make another version of this but it’s if they don’t have their magic powers.

john: kicks dottler
also john: realises that dottler is basically a psycic rock
I BROKE MY FOOT!!!

I love this videos so i will for sure enjoy them after just catching shiny grottle

You know Farfetch'd could be like, a meter tall, right?

Wooloo can fall of a cliff and survive unharmed, I think it should be at least one rank higher.

12:39 got me it was so unexpected and funny

Tyler and Darumaka did not deserve this slander!

If you sneak up on Hatterene with an electric razor because actual Hatterene is not intimidating at all

To be fair anyone could beat a Blipbug. Have you seen it’s Sword ‘Dex entry?
“A constant collector of information this Pokémon is very smart. Very strong is what it isn’t.”

John attempting to beat up Stonehenge is the reason we cannot go near them anymore.

I honestly think appletun could beat you up.
It's a apple pie with dragon abilities that can shoot acid from its mouth

I could probably beat Aegislash just need a chainsaw and gun combo. Slice through the armour and sword then kill with piston+. Ik its a ghost so a vaccum might be necessary

2:10 . Have you seen Sharknado , if you have then you see that the pokemon is a bear trap Yes? And it can learn the move "Bounce" Yes? , So you should consider again if you really wanna fight it.

Wouldn't wooloo be too heavy to punt to the moon

THIS WHOLE TIME I DIDNT KNOW STUNFISK WAS A BEAR TRAP??? I thought it was one of those flat fish this whole time! I didnt understand why it was steel type, but didn't bother to ask lmao

I love your content your amazing I love your videos so much

I am 100% convinced you could not beat Sirfetch'd even if you had a lance and shield like it does. There is this thing that you lack called formal training, while Sirfetch'd has instinctual knowledge of how to use its weapons and trains with them daily. You are overestimating your abilities in this case.
I also don't think you would stand a chance against Yamask if your strategy is to grab the CURSED tablet it's holding onto.

“I live around a lot of rabbits, I feel comfortable I could beat up a rabbit…” I am scared for all the rabbits you live by, John… 😂

Grookey would probably hit you with it's stick 1 times

Clarifications of the threat level about some Pokemon.
6:04 Flapple is not easier to beat up. It flies & spits acid explicitly capable of causing chemical burns.
Also, the biggest apples on record are about the size of a person's head, & weigh about 1.89 kg, otherwise, apples are 9.25 cm or smaller & about 0.4 kg; At 20 cm & 0.5 kg (Applin) , & 30 cm & 2.2 kg (Flapple), Applin & Flapple are bigger AND heavier than even most large apples, but only slightly so.
6:48 While the pun on silly may've been designer intended, Silicobra is more likely named so for silicon & silt.
7:05 "When it contracts its body, over 220 pounds of sand sprays from its nose. If it ever runs out of sand, it becomes disheartened." It is a bit like a shotgun, yes.
7:30 Cramorant is stated to not be bothered by the choking. It's also stated that "It’s so strong that it can knock out some opponents in a single hit, but it also may forget what it’s battling midfight." It's also just as likely to gulps an Arrowkuda, which it'll spit out at the slighest shock. Presumably, the same is true for Pikachu.
8:13 Trying to whack Toxtricity over the head while it's "playing guitar" likely results in conductive electrocution:
"When this Pokémon sounds as if it’s strumming a guitar, it’s actually clawing at the protrusions on its chest to generate electricity."
Also, challenging it to a jam session likely angers it, whether it "jams" with you or not: "Capable of generating 15,000 volts of electricity, this Pokémon looks down on all that would challenge it.".
9:26 Wrong. Hattrem explicitly uses the "braids" on its head to "pummel foes", & apparently, 1 blow would knock out a pro boxer.
9:46 Morgrem's usual tactic is a false surrender so as to stab with its spear-like hair. At 80 cm & 12.5 kg, it's a featherweight.
10:19 Perrserker is small & light, but probably more of a challenge: "Living with a savage, seafaring people has toughened this Pokémon’s body so much that parts of it have turned to iron." Partially iron, mentally & physically hardened savage cat.
10:58 According to the anime Pokedex entry, Farfetch'd's Leek is more than twice as long & heavy as Farfetch'd itself. Kantonian Farfetch'd are 80 cm, 15 kg, Galarian Farfetch'd are 80 cm, 42 kg. That means Galarian Farfetch'd's Leek likely weighs upwards of 27 kg & is around 1.6 meters. The largest swords used IRL were 2.24 meters & 10 kg.
Farfetch'd leek is skillfully swinging a weaponized leek almost 3 times as big as any sword a real human used, & the anime shows it smashing huge boulders to pieces with said leek. *Even if you give a regular human a big leek, the human still loses that fight.*
11:43 No, You cannot win.
Farfetch'd is strong & skillful, & with a heavy leek as Galarian. Sirfetch'd is a stronger more experienced duck, & despite being no bigger, it goes from 42 kg to 117 kg. Meaning its weaponry that it somehow uses even better now is likely even heavier - If you got a copy of that weapon it'd be like trying to swing an at least an adult human's weight around as a weapon! & when Farfetch'd can already swing such things hard enough to break solid stone, it's doubtful human strength can match it.
11:50 There are humans of Galarian Mr. Mime's size, but at 140 cm, those humans aren't exactly adult sized.
12:22 You probably can, but Alcremie, canonically, due to a shift/fluctuation in the cells of its cream, has a bitter flavour. At half a kilogram of violently resisting, bitter food, it'll be an unpleasant meal, but it's humanly achievable when ignoring superpowers, movement, etc.
12:45 Frosmoth is 130 cm & 42 kg. Its wings are "less than -290 degrees celsius", & it uses said wings to create blizzards to attack people who desecrate fields & mountains.
If Frosmoth wants you dead, you're a facing a bug almost as big & heavy as a person that likely painfully flashfreezes anything that touch & probably makes deadly weather & winds if it's making blizzards on the spot. For a human, exposure to cold as extreme as -290 degress celsius is almost certain death very soon after.

Galar in a nutshell.
You can beat it up, or you can’t, and if you don’t know, just see what happens

I feel like if I just stick my leg out I could trip g-max meowth and I can't imagine it getting back up.

I’ve never seen a dumb squirrel. They are masterminds at the art of landing and are way too fast. They’re op.

You could take 1 of Thwacky’s sticks and let it keep the other so you and Thwacky could use them like swords

I don't think that you could beat up a grookey, monkeys are mad strong

If you fight a Rillaboom with your own hands your dead

Enjoyed this video so much that I had to throw up in the middle of it!
In all seriousness, this video helped distract me from the pain of being sick, which is greatly appreciated

No!! Don't beat Grookey with his own stick. :(

A phantom tea set with magical powers is getting dropped? How is that even probable let alone possible

I love your video u make people happy and laugh every time you post because the content u posted every time you post

3:16 Does this mean you and Mikey are going to rule the skies together

Cramorant would destroy you wether it was to lose or win. Cause either it straight up wins. Or you get paralyzed for life as I don’t think there’s a way to cure your Pokémon paralysis. It would walk away with the last laugh

I want to say Cramorant annihilates you since I love that thing but let’s be real he grabs your head with a “”bite”” that even a Pikachu doesn’t mind and stares into the distance before you snap that thing’s neck

John 'I step on bugs' Meanwhile Jack 'I step on gardi--------

Sobble would probably make you fall in love with him due to how cute they are

I always wondered, are we talking wild encounter movesets or egg moves and tms?

"there's not many pokemon that look more puntable than wooloo" Eldagoss covered in cold sweat...

i like how he put sir fetch in welll see i think he should have added him in the red list because your trying to fight a pokemon who has a sword and shield

Imagine not having elements powers

Snom would never lose to you! It's a cold blooded killer!

I have a Corgi mix, who got so excited playing once he headbutted me and busted my nose. Do not fight them lol.

Scorbunny is fast, you wouldn't be able to catch it, and while you are chasing it around it's shooting embers at you, or is running fire through it's feet so you Zig Zag, then it fires a full blast Flamethrower, and you're a roasted John.

Still waiting for you to do my 2 favorite gens, 3 and 7

“This is a snack, I eat the snack.”-PM7 2022😂

i think every ghost type could beat you up with sll of your attacks phasing through its body

Me waiting for Hoenn Ranking for years💀

Honestly I think almost all Pokemon even some of the "weaker" ones can absolutely destroy humans.

Never give up I hope you get a million subscribers,
😁💯

galarian darumaka would be fun to punt

Only if he knew the Pokedex entries of the pokemon that he put low tier

You can beat the Apple pie monster so easily you just call upon your friend Alakazam And ask him if you can borrow his phone and then just eat the apple pie 🥧

Cramorant is tired of being treated like crap and starts to eat John’s hands.

PM7: "Squirrels are dumb"
Mark Rober: Bet

Im almost 14 and still 5'3 and most of my friends r tall so when u said u were 5'3 u just made me feel better 'bout myself ty

As someone who has been smashed in the head with a guitar, that toxtricity doesn't stand a chance

How did I not know pincurchin was a gen 8 pokemon what the hell😂😂😂

Guys, I think John made this video because he’s intimidated my Cetitan so before Cetitan sends him blasting off again, he’s gotta get his punches in with the Gen 8 ‘mon.

pls do this for kalos next :)