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Ranking Every Galar Pokemon I Could Beat Up

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  • PM7 Plus
    PM7 Plus  9 months ago +126

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  • MandJTV
    MandJTV 9 months ago +1061

    You would drop the tea set...that floats?! You drop it and it stays in place and then it blasts you with magic energy!

    • A Baguette
      A Baguette 9 months ago +39

      How’s the subatticle (pardon the spelling) going? Feel free to take any amount of time you need! You bring great content to the Pokémon community!

    • CardboardDustox
      CardboardDustox 9 months ago +29

      I’d enjoy it if you did one of these Mikey!

    • yusuf cx
      yusuf cx 9 months ago +15

      İ dont take these vids seriusly because olmost evre pokemon would kill em
      U should make an actually serius vid like this

    • yusuf cx
      yusuf cx 9 months ago +6

      Pls make a vid like this

  • Doglover Travis
    Doglover Travis 9 months ago +393

    We all *could* beat Yamper but none of us *would.*

    • Juppi
      Juppi 9 months ago +13


    • Doglover Travis
      Doglover Travis 9 months ago +12

      @Juppi I know that’s not an original joke but it’s just such a great one.

    • Juppi
      Juppi 9 months ago +15

      Same for wooloo tho

    • Dune The Fox
      Dune The Fox 9 months ago +5


    • Doglover Travis
      Doglover Travis 9 months ago +9

      @Juppi But you could just take out you’re anger on it, it’s wool is so fluffy it can’t feel you assaulting it.

  • Jadeazora
    Jadeazora 9 months ago +251

    Inteleon also has a knife in its tail according to the info released at the time of SwSh, so even in close combat, you're getting shanked.

    • ˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。
      ˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。 9 months ago +1


    • bruh moment
      bruh moment 9 months ago +12

      Seriously at this point i wouldn't be surprised if inteleon could just spawn a water bomb out of his hands, seriously how many hidden features this guy have?

    • ˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。
      ˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。 9 months ago +11

      @bruh moment lmao true, its hilarious how innocent and sassy he looks, then he just OhKOs you with his fingers after pointing at you while your hysterically laughing thinking its doing nothing, and then he causes a whole tsunami

    • Hat kid for smash
      Hat kid for smash 9 months ago +7

      To think people don't like inteleon because it stands on two legs. I personally think it has the best design in the game.

    • Jadeazora
      Jadeazora 9 months ago +7

      @Hat kid for smash "It's too skinny!" It's a basilisk lizard, the kind that runs on water! The real animal it's based on is skinny too, probably because it needs to be very light to run on water.

  • Stormbringer901
    Stormbringer901 9 months ago +85

    I wish all those who would beat a yamper, good luck for the charizard, haxorus, dragapult, and Aegislash that will most definitely come for you

    • TrueRedPanda
      TrueRedPanda 9 months ago +1

      Haven't everyone beaten a yamper at some point? Just look at shiny huntera using the knockout methode for instance xD

    • Trifectum
      Trifectum 9 months ago

      what makes you think that any of those pokemon would care about the yamper

    • Stormbringer901
      Stormbringer901 9 months ago +4

      That’s Leon’s team from the champion battle, they’re the four that are always on his team, I was implying that the yamper that you attacked was Sonia’s and now Leon has it out for you

    • Nick Jasper
      Nick Jasper 8 months ago

      I think yamper is cute, yamp yamp yamper

  • Alpha008
    Alpha008 9 months ago +36

    PM7 would be in for a surprise if he ever encountered an Australian magpie… it may be a small bird, but considering all the creatures australia has, the magpie is the one Aussie ACTUALLY fear.
    Long story short, just cause bird be small, doesn’t mean you’ll win in a fight!

  • TitanicTyranitar
    TitanicTyranitar 9 months ago +12

    The only youtuber that doesn't incredibly overestimate their fighting abilities

  • Kylan Edwards
    Kylan Edwards 9 months ago +76

    So I pretty much cosign with this list, sizing you up I feel like it's accurate for the most part, however, I'm waiting for the video of you checking this list versus their pokedex entries and seeing if you move any of them lol

    • PM7 Plus
      PM7 Plus  9 months ago +31

      That would be a really funny video, might have to look into making that!

    • Rita Hanley
      Rita Hanley 9 months ago


  • AnimeDoom
    AnimeDoom 9 months ago +19

    I don't think there is anybody who COULDN'T beat up a Snom.
    On the other hand I would destroy anybody who even thinks of harming a Snom.

    • TrueRedPanda
      TrueRedPanda 9 months ago +2

      Shiny hunters using the knockout methode hurts at least 500 snoms 🤷‍♀️

  • Morrigan KASA
    Morrigan KASA 9 months ago +24

    These are some of my favorite videos of his, BUT I wish he had done these in order of generations.
    Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and so on.

    • Ivan Green
      Ivan Green 9 months ago +1

      This is a scam, do not reply

    • Morrigan KASA
      Morrigan KASA 9 months ago +1

      @Ivan Green I am not a scam

    • Ivan Green
      Ivan Green 9 months ago +1

      Sorry, there was a reply to your comment that was, it must have been deleted. Sorry for the misunderstanding!

    • Morrigan KASA
      Morrigan KASA 9 months ago +1

      @Ivan Green That's ok, I have some notifications blocked so missed that.

  • PrincessDustbunny
    PrincessDustbunny 9 months ago +5

    I feel like if you tried to punt Wooloo, your foot would get stuck in its wool and then it would just roll over and smother you.

  • Void Dwelling
    Void Dwelling 9 months ago +18

    Galarian Meowth and Perserker are literally the goblin brutes of Pokemon gen 8. They look tiny, you'd think you could beat them up. But then they hit you with moves cavemen used to Fight T-Rexes or some shit

    • Rodimus Minor
      Rodimus Minor 9 months ago +2

      They are metal so John will break his foot trying to kick Meowth and he will also not be able to lift it

  • Amy De Haan
    Amy De Haan 9 months ago +4

    I love this series so much, it's very entertaining. Please do this for the next gen too. I'm curious on whether you think you can beat up the small bike pokemom just from what you've seen so far 🤔

  • mdietrich24
    mdietrich24 9 months ago +14

    The premise of this video is absolutely ridiculous… I love it.

    • Ivan Green
      Ivan Green 9 months ago +1

      This is a scam, do not reply

  • PossLord
    PossLord 9 months ago +3

    One of my favorite series of all time! Just hate there's not even more games for you to make these lists for

  • Kaiser00Wilhelm
    Kaiser00Wilhelm 9 months ago +13

    I think you should add a category called "Moral Objection" where you put the Pokemon you couldn't bring yourself to beat up because they're too cute and/or it's a dog.

  • V1 Rogue
    V1 Rogue 9 months ago +37

    John:says he can get electrocuted 100 time and live. Also John:gets beat up by a pony

    • ˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。
      ˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。 9 months ago +1

      Ponies kick hard, they're really tall and have strong legs

    • Rodimus Minor
      Rodimus Minor 9 months ago

      Dude have you seen the power of a Pony Kick it could kill someone

    • ˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。
      ˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。 9 months ago +1

      @Rodimus Minor true
      I've known my friend's friend who did horse riding, and she was riding and the pony threw her off and she was sprained her leg a decent amount. Later off in the year she was kicked really hard and broke her arm.
      I would never fight a pony 1 on 1 💀

    • Gus
      Gus 9 months ago

      @˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。 brun so unlucky 💀

    • WittingCave
      WittingCave 9 months ago

      @˚sylvie ˚ ू ₒ ु ₓ。 electricity zaps you.

  • Asher Fife
    Asher Fife 9 months ago +9

    I can’t wait for Scarlet and Violet because the legendary’s and the starters look sick! Also my favorite Pokémon from sword and shield is either Charizard or cinderace . by the way if anybody is done with sword and shield and wondering how to get Charizard you must go to hops house and go upstairs to Leon’s room it should be on the left or right I can’t remember but there will be a Poké ball in the middle of the room!👍🏻👍🏻

  • The gamer grookey
    The gamer grookey 8 months ago +5

    For scarlet and violet pls PLS take in mind: sprigatito releases a sweet scent that will make you not want to fight it
    Fuecoco you can't even touch his yellow part because of how hot they are
    Quaxly: has strong legs and his fighting style is literally kicking his opponent

  • LupisLight
    LupisLight 9 months ago +1

    Uh, having trained one, I can confidently say that Dottler will actually give you quite a bit of trouble - those spots are sensors, so it would see you coming regardless of how you approached, and it comes with both Light Screen AND Reflect to protect itself. You likely wouldn't even be able to get a scratch on Dottler if you tried. And that's not even starting with it's offensive capabilities - it is fully capable of throwing you around with Psychic if it wants.
    Oh, and it's evolved form, Orbeetle, can sense things up to six miles away, so yeah, RIP there.

  • Stevel Knievel
    Stevel Knievel 9 months ago +1

    If you're allowed to use weapons now all you have to do to defeat Galarian Stunfisk is to poke it with a stick until it snaps shut on it. Then you just throw the stick (and the Pokémon with it) as far away as you can.

  • Zach Rodan
    Zach Rodan 9 months ago +5

    I feel like cinderace doesn't just kill you... IT punts YOU to the moon
    I agree that you punt nickit to the moon, but you also lose your wallet in the process...

  • Donna Garcia
    Donna Garcia 6 months ago +1

    7:29 "The pikachus gonna take the bird out and yep my jobs done" the funniest line

  • MinigamerKing
    MinigamerKing 9 months ago

    Have you ever seen what happens when yamask doesn’t have its little thing? It will spook the crap out of you and you would probably forfeit, it can also possess objects so if it possesses a big sword, your dunzo

  • Kuitaran( Heatmorus )
    Kuitaran( Heatmorus ) 9 months ago +2

    This was amazing ngl also I'm glad Gen 8 was pretty good overall

  • Chelo
    Chelo 6 months ago

    Dreepy's shield Pokedex entry actually says that a child could defeat easily

  • familia koren soares
    familia koren soares 8 months ago

    Im pretty sure most people wouldnt be able to beat frosmoth since it can literally just frezze you to death while you arent able to hit it because its fliyng,and that probably includes John according to his self descripition in the beggining of the video.

  • Mae VBlog
    Mae VBlog 9 months ago

    Thanks that you do galarian ponyta and rapidash as first Pokémon in this video. I love them❤

  • TheWinterCat
    TheWinterCat 9 months ago

    You should really take into account pokedex entries. Dreepy's dex entry mentions that a literal child could beat it in a fight, and alcremie's dex entry says that if you eat its cream you will lose your will to fight

  • Ilovecats923
    Ilovecats923 9 months ago +2

    Fun fact, happini can easily pick up a human and you have no chance and you think you can punt it to moon :) I say no
    Also nicket "small fox" can easily outmove you and slowly chip at you or just mess around with you resulting in a draw

  • Kel’el Russell
    Kel’el Russell 8 months ago

    If anyone beats Inteleon in fisticuffs you’ve won my respect

  • gloopin
    gloopin 8 months ago

    I would definitely lose to a hatterene. Well just looked it's Pokedex entry for shield "If you're too loud around it, you risk being torn apart by the claws on its tentacle. This Pokemon is also known as the Forest Witch"
    Also for hattrem for sword poke dex entry:
    "No matter who you are, if you bring strong emotions near this Pokémon, it will silence you violently."
    "Using the braids on its head, it pummels foes to get them to quiet down. One blow from those braids would knock out a professional boxer."
    And I ain't fighting Eren Yeager over there lol

  • ThatOneDuckGamer
    ThatOneDuckGamer 7 months ago

    I think its wholesome that John and Michael comment on each other’s videos 😊

  • Ze Borred
    Ze Borred 9 months ago

    You could probably annihilate dibble but it can turn invisible so in order to even get close to it is to catch it in the first place which could be quite difficult

  • Alexa Blissgamer0809
    Alexa Blissgamer0809 9 months ago +2

    I can’t wait to see Donphan’s Paradox forms.

    • HereyHere
      HereyHere 9 months ago


    • Hetty Herbert
      Hetty Herbert 9 months ago +2

      @HereyHere I'm pretty sure the comment above listens to the Gen 9 leaks

    • HereyHere
      HereyHere 9 months ago

      @Hetty Herbert ok I don't like reading the leaks

    • Speed Over
      Speed Over 9 months ago

      Wait if there is terastalised how would there be something else

    • Hetty Herbert
      Hetty Herbert 8 months ago

      @HereyHere Well I'm just saying that just to tell you where the comment got the name Paradox Forms from bc I listen to them the reason being is I like to know what starter for that game that I'm gona pick as I decide based on their final evos

  • noveler00
    noveler00 9 months ago +2

    You could easily punt Yamper, if you had a cold black heart with no soul.

  • FlamieDoc
    FlamieDoc 9 months ago +5

    John:puts cramorant into probably
    Cramorant from unite: WHOMS HAVE REQUESTED A SQUAD WIPE

  • poke lewis
    poke lewis 9 months ago +2

    They should've made a pidgin pokemon since they are really common here in the UK like in London (I've never been there btw or Scotland) but here is in Northern Ireland ever were you go there is at least 1 pidgon I mean they got seagulls but not pidgon also i think a buzzard,red kite and a heron pokemon would be quite cool aswell also a Scottish wild cat would also be cool and why is there no crumpet pokemon

    • Spark 66
      Spark 66 9 months ago +1

      Pidove:am I a joke to you

    • poke lewis
      poke lewis 9 months ago

      @spark66 1 I forgot pidove existed 2 I would like a better pkemon the pidove tranquil and unfezent since In my opinion they r 1 of the worst pokemon in the world along with miltank

  • Thenoob
    Thenoob 9 months ago

    If galarian slowpoke has disable (which it can learn) it would pretty much disable your movement/body

  • luis Garcia
    luis Garcia 9 months ago +8

    The gigantamaxes aren't even a question, they have to move a single arm/leg/whatever and you're gone.

    • Zach Rodan
      Zach Rodan 9 months ago

      I think the only gmax he might have a chance with is alcremie, because you could (theoretically) eat the giant cake. it might be a bit more than you can handle in terms of quantity (I don't know. is john a competitive eating champion?)
      yes, you would have to deal with its attacks, but I see a very easy counterplay for dealing with g-max alcremie: climb the cake. as far as I am aware, it can't exactly move around as a cake (it is basically just a normal alcremie sitting on top of a giant cake), and I doubt it would be able to easily attack you if you were on it (only ways it could attack you in such a situation would likely also hurt it quite a bit)

    • TrueRedPanda
      TrueRedPanda 9 months ago

      Ironicly, I think any Gmax would punt us to the moon 🤣

    • Zach Rodan
      Zach Rodan 9 months ago

      @TrueRedPanda cinderace especially. alcremie, not so much. as I said before, g-max alcremie doesn't seem particularly mobile. it is kind of just a cake

    • Zach Rodan
      Zach Rodan 9 months ago

      Padmini Dhillan ah, was not aware of that.

    • TrueRedPanda
      TrueRedPanda 9 months ago

      @Zach Rodan also, I according to the anime, alcremi can move as the big cake.

  • Team Sky Grunt
    Team Sky Grunt 9 months ago +4

    Thievul would beat John up so hard that he’d make a whole new category. Just trust me on that. Thievul is strong. It trips you with its tail they your just dead.

  • Pokken8435
    Pokken8435 9 months ago +1

    The edits have NAILED. They’re too good 😂😂

  • CatKing36
    CatKing36 7 months ago

    You should make another version of this but it’s if they don’t have their magic powers.

  • Riley Neville
    Riley Neville 9 months ago

    john: kicks dottler
    also john: realises that dottler is basically a psycic rock

    • Amelia 411
      Amelia 411 9 months ago


  • Choko_778
    Choko_778 9 months ago

    I love this videos so i will for sure enjoy them after just catching shiny grottle

  • Bluejay3009
    Bluejay3009 9 months ago +7

    You know Farfetch'd could be like, a meter tall, right?

  • Saxophone Siphonophore
    Saxophone Siphonophore 9 months ago

    Wooloo can fall of a cliff and survive unharmed, I think it should be at least one rank higher.

  • DragonBoi
    DragonBoi 4 months ago

    12:39 got me it was so unexpected and funny

  • Many Mudkips
    Many Mudkips 9 months ago +2

    Tyler and Darumaka did not deserve this slander!

  • Just a Dude
    Just a Dude 9 months ago

    If you sneak up on Hatterene with an electric razor because actual Hatterene is not intimidating at all

  • Cassandra Spoelhof
    Cassandra Spoelhof 8 months ago

    To be fair anyone could beat a Blipbug. Have you seen it’s Sword ‘Dex entry?
    “A constant collector of information this Pokémon is very smart. Very strong is what it isn’t.”

  • Cacturne
    Cacturne 9 months ago

    John attempting to beat up Stonehenge is the reason we cannot go near them anymore.

  • PhoenixGamerHD
    PhoenixGamerHD 6 months ago

    I honestly think appletun could beat you up.
    It's a apple pie with dragon abilities that can shoot acid from its mouth

  • BlazeUchiha231
    BlazeUchiha231 9 months ago

    I could probably beat Aegislash just need a chainsaw and gun combo. Slice through the armour and sword then kill with piston+. Ik its a ghost so a vaccum might be necessary

  • Sampat kumar Chatterjee
    Sampat kumar Chatterjee 9 months ago +4

    2:10 . Have you seen Sharknado , if you have then you see that the pokemon is a bear trap Yes? And it can learn the move "Bounce" Yes? , So you should consider again if you really wanna fight it.

  • Aajer-Josué Abuthahir
    Aajer-Josué Abuthahir 9 months ago +3

    Wouldn't wooloo be too heavy to punt to the moon

    • Wade Wilson
      Wade Wilson 9 months ago +1

      Only 13.2 lbs. So not really

  • SarahsSnakeShop
    SarahsSnakeShop 9 months ago

    THIS WHOLE TIME I DIDNT KNOW STUNFISK WAS A BEAR TRAP??? I thought it was one of those flat fish this whole time! I didnt understand why it was steel type, but didn't bother to ask lmao

  • Lunar edits
    Lunar edits 3 months ago +1

    I love your content your amazing I love your videos so much

  • Failed Vestige of Exandria

    I am 100% convinced you could not beat Sirfetch'd even if you had a lance and shield like it does. There is this thing that you lack called formal training, while Sirfetch'd has instinctual knowledge of how to use its weapons and trains with them daily. You are overestimating your abilities in this case.
    I also don't think you would stand a chance against Yamask if your strategy is to grab the CURSED tablet it's holding onto.

  • OrreMIDI
    OrreMIDI 9 months ago

    “I live around a lot of rabbits, I feel comfortable I could beat up a rabbit…” I am scared for all the rabbits you live by, John… 😂

  • Cole Smith
    Cole Smith 2 months ago

    Grookey would probably hit you with it's stick 1 times

  • sagacious03
    sagacious03 9 months ago

    Clarifications of the threat level about some Pokemon.
    6:04 Flapple is not easier to beat up. It flies & spits acid explicitly capable of causing chemical burns.
    Also, the biggest apples on record are about the size of a person's head, & weigh about 1.89 kg, otherwise, apples are 9.25 cm or smaller & about 0.4 kg; At 20 cm & 0.5 kg (Applin) , & 30 cm & 2.2 kg (Flapple), Applin & Flapple are bigger AND heavier than even most large apples, but only slightly so.
    6:48 While the pun on silly may've been designer intended, Silicobra is more likely named so for silicon & silt.
    7:05 "When it contracts its body, over 220 pounds of sand sprays from its nose. If it ever runs out of sand, it becomes disheartened." It is a bit like a shotgun, yes.
    7:30 Cramorant is stated to not be bothered by the choking. It's also stated that "It’s so strong that it can knock out some opponents in a single hit, but it also may forget what it’s battling midfight." It's also just as likely to gulps an Arrowkuda, which it'll spit out at the slighest shock. Presumably, the same is true for Pikachu.
    8:13 Trying to whack Toxtricity over the head while it's "playing guitar" likely results in conductive electrocution:
    "When this Pokémon sounds as if it’s strumming a guitar, it’s actually clawing at the protrusions on its chest to generate electricity."
    Also, challenging it to a jam session likely angers it, whether it "jams" with you or not: "Capable of generating 15,000 volts of electricity, this Pokémon looks down on all that would challenge it.".
    9:26 Wrong. Hattrem explicitly uses the "braids" on its head to "pummel foes", & apparently, 1 blow would knock out a pro boxer.
    9:46 Morgrem's usual tactic is a false surrender so as to stab with its spear-like hair. At 80 cm & 12.5 kg, it's a featherweight.
    10:19 Perrserker is small & light, but probably more of a challenge: "Living with a savage, seafaring people has toughened this Pokémon’s body so much that parts of it have turned to iron." Partially iron, mentally & physically hardened savage cat.
    10:58 According to the anime Pokedex entry, Farfetch'd's Leek is more than twice as long & heavy as Farfetch'd itself. Kantonian Farfetch'd are 80 cm, 15 kg, Galarian Farfetch'd are 80 cm, 42 kg. That means Galarian Farfetch'd's Leek likely weighs upwards of 27 kg & is around 1.6 meters. The largest swords used IRL were 2.24 meters & 10 kg.
    Farfetch'd leek is skillfully swinging a weaponized leek almost 3 times as big as any sword a real human used, & the anime shows it smashing huge boulders to pieces with said leek. *Even if you give a regular human a big leek, the human still loses that fight.*
    11:43 No, You cannot win.
    Farfetch'd is strong & skillful, & with a heavy leek as Galarian. Sirfetch'd is a stronger more experienced duck, & despite being no bigger, it goes from 42 kg to 117 kg. Meaning its weaponry that it somehow uses even better now is likely even heavier - If you got a copy of that weapon it'd be like trying to swing an at least an adult human's weight around as a weapon! & when Farfetch'd can already swing such things hard enough to break solid stone, it's doubtful human strength can match it.
    11:50 There are humans of Galarian Mr. Mime's size, but at 140 cm, those humans aren't exactly adult sized.
    12:22 You probably can, but Alcremie, canonically, due to a shift/fluctuation in the cells of its cream, has a bitter flavour. At half a kilogram of violently resisting, bitter food, it'll be an unpleasant meal, but it's humanly achievable when ignoring superpowers, movement, etc.
    12:45 Frosmoth is 130 cm & 42 kg. Its wings are "less than -290 degrees celsius", & it uses said wings to create blizzards to attack people who desecrate fields & mountains.
    If Frosmoth wants you dead, you're a facing a bug almost as big & heavy as a person that likely painfully flashfreezes anything that touch & probably makes deadly weather & winds if it's making blizzards on the spot. For a human, exposure to cold as extreme as -290 degress celsius is almost certain death very soon after.

  • MonkeyManGaming
    MonkeyManGaming 9 months ago +1

    Galar in a nutshell.
    You can beat it up, or you can’t, and if you don’t know, just see what happens

  • Chris Fornaro
    Chris Fornaro 9 months ago

    I feel like if I just stick my leg out I could trip g-max meowth and I can't imagine it getting back up.

  • CatKing36
    CatKing36 7 months ago

    I’ve never seen a dumb squirrel. They are masterminds at the art of landing and are way too fast. They’re op.

  • Pokémon Trainer Neely
    Pokémon Trainer Neely 9 months ago

    You could take 1 of Thwacky’s sticks and let it keep the other so you and Thwacky could use them like swords

  • Oskar Karlsson
    Oskar Karlsson 9 months ago

    I don't think that you could beat up a grookey, monkeys are mad strong

  • raymond gabriel cainglet
    raymond gabriel cainglet 9 months ago +2

    If you fight a Rillaboom with your own hands your dead

  • Azerial
    Azerial 7 months ago

    Enjoyed this video so much that I had to throw up in the middle of it!
    In all seriousness, this video helped distract me from the pain of being sick, which is greatly appreciated

  • D' "Fhenomenal" Joe
    D' "Fhenomenal" Joe 9 months ago +14

    No!! Don't beat Grookey with his own stick. :(

  • Venom_Vein
    Venom_Vein 9 months ago +1

    A phantom tea set with magical powers is getting dropped? How is that even probable let alone possible

  • animalsaver21
    animalsaver21 9 months ago

    I love your video u make people happy and laugh every time you post because the content u posted every time you post

  • D&T Bros
    D&T Bros 9 months ago +2

    3:16 Does this mean you and Mikey are going to rule the skies together

  • BadAshe13
    BadAshe13 9 months ago

    Cramorant would destroy you wether it was to lose or win. Cause either it straight up wins. Or you get paralyzed for life as I don’t think there’s a way to cure your Pokémon paralysis. It would walk away with the last laugh

  • Aubeary
    Aubeary 9 months ago

    I want to say Cramorant annihilates you since I love that thing but let’s be real he grabs your head with a “”bite”” that even a Pikachu doesn’t mind and stares into the distance before you snap that thing’s neck

  • Liam Peters
    Liam Peters 9 months ago +1

    John 'I step on bugs' Meanwhile Jack 'I step on gardi--------

  • The Lake Guardian
    The Lake Guardian 9 months ago

    Sobble would probably make you fall in love with him due to how cute they are

  • Whimsical Stray
    Whimsical Stray 7 months ago

    I always wondered, are we talking wild encounter movesets or egg moves and tms?

  • Meghana Doreswamy
    Meghana Doreswamy 9 months ago

    "there's not many pokemon that look more puntable than wooloo" Eldagoss covered in cold sweat...

  • Cream Pie
    Cream Pie 9 months ago

    i like how he put sir fetch in welll see i think he should have added him in the red list because your trying to fight a pokemon who has a sword and shield

  • family home shorts
    family home shorts 6 months ago

    Imagine not having elements powers

  • Aura Fireblood
    Aura Fireblood 9 months ago

    Snom would never lose to you! It's a cold blooded killer!

  • Haara
    Haara 8 months ago

    I have a Corgi mix, who got so excited playing once he headbutted me and busted my nose. Do not fight them lol.

  • DryBones271
    DryBones271 9 months ago +8

    Scorbunny is fast, you wouldn't be able to catch it, and while you are chasing it around it's shooting embers at you, or is running fire through it's feet so you Zig Zag, then it fires a full blast Flamethrower, and you're a roasted John.

    • Nick Jayme
      Nick Jayme 9 months ago +2

      You overestimate how much thought John is putting into these

    • ChefGreasypaw
      ChefGreasypaw 9 months ago

      I think it would beat him but also a scorbunny would definitely not know flamethrower

    • 🦃StarfallColors🏈
      🦃StarfallColors🏈 9 months ago

      Scorobunny doesn’t learn flamethrower though...?

    • DryBones271
      DryBones271 9 months ago

      @🦃StarfallColors🏈 you've heard of TRs right?

      FERRUCCIO CARACCIUOLO 9 months ago

      @🦃StarfallColors🏈 is a zoroark

  • josh farmer
    josh farmer 9 months ago +3

    Still waiting for you to do my 2 favorite gens, 3 and 7

  • Simon Li
    Simon Li 7 months ago

    “This is a snack, I eat the snack.”-PM7 2022😂

  • Max Dragon
    Max Dragon 9 months ago

    i think every ghost type could beat you up with sll of your attacks phasing through its body

  • TheFrankGuy
    TheFrankGuy 6 months ago

    Me waiting for Hoenn Ranking for years💀

  • lawznwdsc
    lawznwdsc 9 months ago

    Honestly I think almost all Pokemon even some of the "weaker" ones can absolutely destroy humans.

  • Alicia Altizer
    Alicia Altizer 8 months ago

    Never give up I hope you get a million subscribers,

  • Brady Meyer
    Brady Meyer 9 months ago

    galarian darumaka would be fun to punt

  • Yolande Barnes
    Yolande Barnes 8 months ago

    Only if he knew the Pokedex entries of the pokemon that he put low tier

  • Gaming Muskateers
    Gaming Muskateers 9 months ago

    You can beat the Apple pie monster so easily you just call upon your friend Alakazam And ask him if you can borrow his phone and then just eat the apple pie 🥧

  • Hisuian Goodra
    Hisuian Goodra 7 months ago

    Cramorant is tired of being treated like crap and starts to eat John’s hands.

  • The Masked Inc.
    The Masked Inc. 9 months ago

    PM7: "Squirrels are dumb"
    Mark Rober: Bet

  • Visp
    Visp 9 months ago

    Im almost 14 and still 5'3 and most of my friends r tall so when u said u were 5'3 u just made me feel better 'bout myself ty

    • Zack
      Zack 8 months ago

      He said 6’3

  • Billycorn
    Billycorn 9 months ago

    As someone who has been smashed in the head with a guitar, that toxtricity doesn't stand a chance

  • Rosey_Leaf
    Rosey_Leaf 2 months ago

    How did I not know pincurchin was a gen 8 pokemon what the hell😂😂😂

  • Da Doof
    Da Doof 9 months ago +2

    Guys, I think John made this video because he’s intimidated my Cetitan so before Cetitan sends him blasting off again, he’s gotta get his punches in with the Gen 8 ‘mon.

  • monkey bread
    monkey bread 9 months ago +2

    pls do this for kalos next :)