I love how in stealth games your character can be right behind someone while speaking at full volume into their radio and they may as well be having the conversation telepathically, but if they walk without crouching then their footsteps can be heard from Australia
Maybe it's a designed trap and you have to ignore the baby for it to not cry. If you just stand there and stare at it, then that will freak the baby out and make it cry
@Syahmi Norizan id say mgsv and mgs1 are more in line with the original comment, peace walker gives you an opportunity to take down who spotted you before they radio in backup
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker has this. When you do either missions that involve stealth or destroying tanks, or Extra Ops, you have to finish it without being spotted.
That's basically my gripe with battlefield I and V, if an enemy spots you and don't kill him within 1 second silently then everyone knows of your position, it honestly makes no sense
Sound mods are like the easiest to implement in any game so I wouldn't be surprised if someone did one day decide to collect Caleb voice clips for say a stealth game or really any game that involves a game over
I love the way you just glance at the camera like: "Hey, am I-? Any of you lot know if I'm supposed to-? No, right? Ah, but he's loud and won't stop. I'ma get caught... Why'd they put it in if I wasn't supposed to?" 2:04
2:10 “We’ve been compromised, what did you! WHAT DID YOU DO, DID YOU- *DID YOU HIT A BABY?! WHY THE F%@K WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!* ” I was literally dying, the absolutely disappointed rage in his voice when the player killed the baby Great work Caleb, you know how to make people laugh 👍
HOW DO YOU SEE ME is too relatable if you're into stealth games and oldschool games, haha. With a few exceptions, it took them a long time to figure out how to do it wel
Yeah in Thief The Dark Project sometimes you might be perfectly hiding in the darkness looking through a corner but somehow the guard will rush at full speed at you in your exact position, it's not that common but when it happens it's really annoying.
This made stealth in Psi Ops near useless. It was like if one guy saw you, even if you and him were the only person in existence within the square mile, EVERYBODY became alerted the moment you were nearby.
@Dan Hahah, very true! My friends love the GTA 5 online heists but I can’t stand it, the base game is just not designed well for stealth. It kinda works, but it’s so clunky and broken thst I always say “if we’re gonna do this kinda online heist ad a group game let’s just play PAYDAY 2 or something”
LOL. This brings back memories. I remember when I first started playing stealth games back in the late 90s/early 2000'. Day one patches were a rarity, and months might go by before bugs were fixed. I'll never forget playing Hitman: Codename 47 for the first time. Guards would start shooting at random. Disguises may or may not work. NPC' would get stuck. LOL. It's amazing how far the series has come.
Me: *Straight up knocks out the entire fortress!* The commander after spotting me in a cutscene: I need help! The help: *Doesn’t come!* The commander: *Stands there forever saying “I need help!”*
Woooooooow this is an incredibly accurate mix of MGS + SplinterCell + early Hitman idiosyncrasies. Even if you wear the right disguise, like in MGS3, your run/walk animation is COMPLETELY different from everyone! P.S. Love the ragdoll details!
This is one of two styles for stealth in a videogame. The other is when the enemy looks you in the eyes, from a few feet away, while you're in your own uniform, for several seconds, and then forgets almost as soon as you break line of sight.
This is so true! Hilarious: “I’m innocent to you!” Your commitment to the death physics sells this video, man. When you fall over with your arms crossed underneath you, I’m instantly dead.
I'm glad I'm not the only one in video games that is like "Was I supposed to do that?" Then I feel guilty and then proceed to replay the mission like 4 times.
Alternatively, my favorite part is when the enemies find your pile of bodies and they all collectively freak out trying to find you but give up five seconds in
You make a very good point. In dishonored(1), even with fully upgraded footware, your still easily detectable (whether running or sneaking.) So blinking was an easier stealth method so long as your able to aim it without smacking onto the floor/into your enemies.
One of my favorite things to do in any game with stealth where there's a single target is to kill everyone except the target using stealth and then to kill the actual target in the loudest most bullet/grenade/rpg wastenest way possible. That or stand out in the open right at the entrance to an area requiring stealth and just snipe the target from outside of the alert range. Everybody knows that some random dude pointing a long range rifle at your boss from the middle of the street or something is definitely completely safe.
since i play hitman and both aragami games i can definitely relate to every single aspect of this video especially the knocking a baby unconscious part
In real life, the mission would've succeeded as no one can see through walls. Unfortunately, for some reason enemies can see through walls, etc. Nothing is solid in 3D games. It could be a glitch in programming or developers intentionally make it like that as a challenge. Or maybe the fact that it's all 3D models and there is nothing we can do to fix this problem. 😕
this made me laugh so hard. i wasnt loud but i was getting an 8-pack from how hard i was laughing. i like all ur vids that ive seen, i love a good few, but this is THE funniest vid ive seen in awhile
Damn I can’t believe Caleb hired an actual baby for this skit
This man is damn near everywhere
Brother we meet again.
Bro how can u not see thats a freaking doll 🤦🏾🤦🏾
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Yes. Glad child labor exist
I love how in stealth games your character can be right behind someone while speaking at full volume into their radio and they may as well be having the conversation telepathically, but if they walk without crouching then their footsteps can be heard from Australia
@Wrenben I think he means alien isolation
I'm louder in real life when I'm crouching than walking
@Brian Bell i still have a splinter cell glitch on my channel lol. A”oh i think tm hearing things!?” On repeat lol.
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You know if they are in Australia it wouldnt be that far
Love how the baby's not critical to the mission or anything, you fail just because it's fucked up.
Cod WWI 2019 with the baby, jeezus
Maybe it's a designed trap and you have to ignore the baby for it to not cry. If you just stand there and stare at it, then that will freak the baby out and make it cry
"Boss, you killed a child. Amazing mission complete! That right there is why you're the best boss."
This is me, jumping down onto anyone giving a dialogue, failing every coop mission.
No shortage of lols
@user_27 in any MGS game*
The fact that at 2:00 he looked at the camera makes this 100x better
@I’m a nerd, Deal with it 🤓
Thats what im sayin
@Roc more like, 'shit, they gonna judge me' lol
“you seeing this shit?”
@barry lynn I guess
Guard: spots me but doesn't sound the alarm before I kill him
Game: NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE
@Syahmi Norizan id say mgsv and mgs1 are more in line with the original comment, peace walker gives you an opportunity to take down who spotted you before they radio in backup
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker has this.
When you do either missions that involve stealth or destroying tanks, or Extra Ops, you have to finish it without being spotted.
@Nicolas B same in watch dogs and watch dogs 2
metal gear solid 1
That's basically my gripe with battlefield I and V, if an enemy spots you and don't kill him within 1 second silently then everyone knows of your position, it honestly makes no sense
1:08 The fact that he fell on his knees and ragdolled then instantly cut to him lying on the ground is so facts 😂
Funniest part of the video for me.
Me too
The ragdoll physics of every time someone dies is so hillarious. This is like your peak editing and directing of skits
I like calling it directing when it's just him
🤣
😂😂😂😂
Yes
There is no amount of money I wouldn’t pay for a game where Caleb screams at you every time you fail a mission.
@Oishii Kudasai Caleb: What are you dumb? Do you know you are not supposed to let go when you are climbing? Why did you jump so early?
Uncharted: You got killed. By a shotgun! ARE YOU STUPID! RAFE HAS THE TREASURE NOW!
Sound mods are like the easiest to implement in any game so I wouldn't be surprised if someone did one day decide to collect Caleb voice clips for say a stealth game or really any game that involves a game over
Solid Snake: "AAAAHGG!!!"
Caleb: *"WHAT THE FUCK SNAKE WHY DID YOU DO THAT? YOU IDIOT!"*
I love the way you just glance at the camera like: "Hey, am I-? Any of you lot know if I'm supposed to-? No, right? Ah, but he's loud and won't stop. I'ma get caught... Why'd they put it in if I wasn't supposed to?" 2:04
It makes sense considering it wont stop crying that abruptly. A baby would slowly stop crying.
And somehow after hitting the baby they are compromised 🤣
Made me wheeze
2:10 “We’ve been compromised, what did you! WHAT DID YOU DO, DID YOU- *DID YOU HIT A BABY?! WHY THE F%@K WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!* ” I was literally dying, the absolutely disappointed rage in his voice when the player killed the baby
Great work Caleb, you know how to make people laugh 👍
Lmaooooo
“WE’VE BEEN CHOOOOUUUAAATTT! WHY WOULD YOU HIT A BABY?! WERE COOOOUUUAATTT!”
I'M CRYING 😂
HOW DO YOU SEE ME is too relatable if you're into stealth games and oldschool games, haha. With a few exceptions, it took them a long time to figure out how to do it wel
Yeah in Thief The Dark Project sometimes you might be perfectly hiding in the darkness looking through a corner but somehow the guard will rush at full speed at you in your exact position, it's not that common but when it happens it's really annoying.
This made stealth in Psi Ops near useless. It was like if one guy saw you, even if you and him were the only person in existence within the square mile, EVERYBODY became alerted the moment you were nearby.
@Dan Hahah, very true! My friends love the GTA 5 online heists but I can’t stand it, the base game is just not designed well for stealth. It kinda works, but it’s so clunky and broken thst I always say “if we’re gonna do this kinda online heist ad a group game let’s just play PAYDAY 2 or something”
GTA are the worst for this. You can swap outfits, cars and be ten mile away but random cops know exactly who you are.
The detection through the wall is why I *NEVER* press against walls in stealth games.
Probably the most accurate thing in the skit.
The way your characters fold when they get knocked out is art.
@Darrell Williams That's the internet in the nutshell people argue over everything you have to get used to it. It's just the way it is that's life.
That’s my favorite part🤨🤨🤨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
@pineapple It means they wished other people saw this cuz it was funny
Just like he's Caleb Bean
@cone burger its just an expression for the amount of laughter i get from Calebs skits :)
2:05 This part had me DYING!! Especially the sound that the baby made when it got hit.
@Łūçïd_Drëåms lol
“We’ve been compromised”
Had the baby dying too
🤣🤣🤣😭😭
I can't breathe 🤣
Fun Fact: in all the Hitman games, out of dozens of maps and hundreds of NPCs, there are absolutely 0 children for this exact reason.
“Why would you punch a baby!?” has the same energy as “Boss, you killed a child!!”
@Namakemono heroism +1200
Amazing, mission complete! That right there is why you're the best, Boss!
I love how the person got scared after him doing absolutely nothing. True facts in all stealth games right there.
the “I’m innocent to you” to the old janitor is so relatable
Golden rule of stealth games: Nobody will notice if there's no one left to notice.
Alarm triggered, criminal ran out of paggers
🤣
Laughs in Hitman 3
That’s my response to one person seeing me in hitman
Lol
I love that you stripped the first guard. If games have thought us anything, it's that we must loot everyone's body's no matter what
run em pockets and you'll be fine
this dude mastered the art of real-life ragdoll physics
If there isn't a sequel to this already I would love love love to see you pass the level/ win the game by soothing the baby. You hilarious!!!!!!
I like how in stealth games an enemy could see you move but after a few seconds the detector goes back down and they think it was nothing
the fact that the npc sees you when hes literally in another room but not when your in front of him is so accurate
If he had put on the guard's hat maybe he would've been fine
@Lik's World oh no it's my aunt
the fact that he can make it look like two characters are physically interacting while being the one playing all these characters are impressive
The editing and camera work put into this video is simply brilliant. I wonder how long it took to make this video.
LOL. This brings back memories. I remember when I first started playing stealth games back in the late 90s/early 2000'. Day one patches were a rarity, and months might go by before bugs were fixed. I'll never forget playing Hitman: Codename 47 for the first time. Guards would start shooting at random. Disguises may or may not work. NPC' would get stuck. LOL. It's amazing how far the series has come.
Me: *Straight up knocks out the entire fortress!*
The commander after spotting me in a cutscene: I need help!
The help: *Doesn’t come!*
The commander: *Stands there forever saying “I need help!”*
The first stare cut after the baby is cinematic perfection.
The sound effect for the baby being folded like an omelet is everything.
@Narcismc have fun being reported self promoter
Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelet
He should have scrambled like an egg...
@coolchrisable appreciate it man 🙏
Woooooooow this is an incredibly accurate mix of MGS + SplinterCell + early Hitman idiosyncrasies.
Even if you wear the right disguise, like in MGS3, your run/walk animation is COMPLETELY different from everyone!
P.S. Love the ragdoll details!
Getting caught by one dude leads to you folding the whole building no matter what
This is one of two styles for stealth in a videogame. The other is when the enemy looks you in the eyes, from a few feet away, while you're in your own uniform, for several seconds, and then forgets almost as soon as you break line of sight.
Dude, those death physic animations he's doing are on point. He should win a Clip-Share aware for these deaths alone.
1:56 the startled animation on Caleb is hilarious 😂
No one talking about how convincing Caleb’s rag doll physics are
I think everyone has always talked about his superior ragdoll
You are
Hahahahahah the way the arms are crossed when his knocked out 😂😂😂
he's a dancer
Actually, everybody does. ^^
This is so true! Hilarious: “I’m innocent to you!” Your commitment to the death physics sells this video, man. When you fall over with your arms crossed underneath you, I’m instantly dead.
the way he kills the 3rd guy and he folds to switch to the stock pose killed me. So damn funny!
My favorite thing is how you changed into the guy’s clothes as a disguise and it literally DOES NOTHING
*There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you also caught the reference at **1:33** means you are energetically aligned with me.*
I dont get it. Please explain. What's the reference?
why is no one talking about this
bro i was look for a comment like this
seeing this has made the video 100x better
i did not realise
This is basically how all my stealth games play, that's why I just avoid them nowadays
Metal gear solid V is definitely peak stealth game when it comes to game play, try it out
_"No one will notice, if there's no one to notice."_
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Korra Martell I wouldn’t want to cross you. Zulu understand warfare 🤣
In the end you killed all enemies in the mission places
Like I did in assassin's creed
Violence it is then.
Caleb's ragdoll effects get me everytime
The janitor old man has me dying how he randomly noticed you was a intruder lmao
I'm glad I'm not the only one in video games that is like "Was I supposed to do that?" Then I feel guilty and then proceed to replay the mission like 4 times.
Alternatively, my favorite part is when the enemies find your pile of bodies and they all collectively freak out trying to find you but give up five seconds in
The way he folds himself on the floor is pure gold.
i love how in these games footsteps are louder than gunshots
Isnt this like real life? My footsteps wakes up my dad insatlly
@Junuman1 ahh. My bad lol
@Michael Malus it was sarcasm…
@Junuman1 why do you speak of things you know nothing about?
You make a very good point. In dishonored(1), even with fully upgraded footware, your still easily detectable (whether running or sneaking.) So blinking was an easier stealth method so long as your able to aim it without smacking onto the floor/into your enemies.
0:18
those death noises are *EXTREMILY FUNNY*
The stare down with the baby is pure art how could I feel the danger of a plastic doll? unbelievable
2:15
I actually WANT this feature/dialogue in a game.
Months later, I just realised @ 0:56 that this scene was shot twice, it seemed so natural that it looked like it was one take
I have no words to describe what I felt during this 1:41
I love how he looks at the camera when he's contemplating with himself whether he should attack the baby or not
Plot twist: He is a live streamer
@Really Him On God That's... that's not the Kubrick Stare...
Its called 4th wall breaking
Kubrick stare
It reminds me of how Berlin be lookin at the camera
One of my favorite things to do in any game with stealth where there's a single target is to kill everyone except the target using stealth and then to kill the actual target in the loudest most bullet/grenade/rpg wastenest way possible. That or stand out in the open right at the entrance to an area requiring stealth and just snipe the target from outside of the alert range. Everybody knows that some random dude pointing a long range rifle at your boss from the middle of the street or something is definitely completely safe.
since i play hitman and both aragami games i can definitely relate to every single aspect of this video especially the knocking a baby unconscious part
The custodian been there for years and knows everybody’s face. That’s why he reacted that way.
Can we talk about the hilarious noises he makes when he folds someone
Got me dying laughing ☠️☠️
Caleb: *glances at the camera knowing he’s about to fold a baby*
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? DID YOU HIT A BABY?? WE’VE BEEN *HAD* !!! THEY HAVE US!!!!”
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@AbdiGotSauce ill support and check you out
@AbdiGotSauce But worse
Yo, I make skits like Calebcity, yall should check em out if you have any time, you wont regret it.
Me: Do it........you know you waaaaaant too🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
He really brought the "there is no such thing as a coincidence" reference out in here lmao
I had to scroll for way too long to find someone else that noticed it.
As words to love by in stealth games. "Nobody will notice if there is nobody to notice"
The first guy’s my favorite lol
“I keep my guard up, I detect everything! Aight I’ll see you all after work- knEh bWaiH”
My favorite was " WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE!? LET ME SEE SOME ID! PUT YOUR HANDS UP! I'LL GIVE YOU TO THE- NYACK."
Bro the way Caleb looked at the camera before hitting the baby was hilarious
Caleb has a natural talent of folding himself
The way he sorta breaks the fourth wall by looking at the camera when the baby is crying is just perfect. XD
You are mistaken, all characters are played by caleb
@Narcismc I feel like it's a mix of Caleb and longbeachgriffy
I film skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me kuz
Only just stumbled across this. I feel it! This was hilarious as hell!
yes
The way he moves a lil bit while hiding is very accurate
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When he decided to take the baby down, I cracked of laughing real hard
The noises when characters fold is so funny I swear to god
The part that makes his videos unique is when every he gets folded he GETS FOLDED and the noises he makes too 🤣 😂 💀
@woah "put your hands up, i'll give you to the -count of- *NGACK!!!* "
Get back in the facility
ok
*NGAC*
*WHAP*
I was expecting The echoes he does when someone gets killed but
The way your characters fold when they get knocked out is art. -
Martti Hänninen
So true.
That moral agony after punching the baby is so relatable 😂
The patting when disguising is so iconic, shout-out to Hitman devs.
The dragging all the dead bodies into the same room is so accurate
The graphics on this game is great! It seems a little glitchy, and they reuse models, but it looks amazing. Does anyone know what this game’s called?
*"We can't let them know we were there."*
"Got it."
_proceeds to kill everybody in the building_
In real life, the mission would've succeeded as no one can see through walls.
Unfortunately, for some reason enemies can see through walls, etc. Nothing is solid in 3D games. It could be a glitch in programming or developers intentionally make it like that as a challenge. Or maybe the fact that it's all 3D models and there is nothing we can do to fix this problem. 😕
@ily Kaylen it works in assassin's creed.
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@Be Straight Never gonna give you up
It still works if they don't see YOU. They usually inspect the body & go on with their day. Or at least it's like that in assassin's creed.
the way he looked at the camera before hitting the baby was priceless
The greatest attention to detail is the way the first NPC just awkwardly shuffles around in place while he's on the phone
this made me laugh so hard. i wasnt loud but i was getting an 8-pack from how hard i was laughing. i like all ur vids that ive seen, i love a good few, but this is THE funniest vid ive seen in awhile
This guy's ragdoll physics are hilarious.
Maybe your best editing work yet, and the videogame npc behaviour is so perfect
Alternatively, an enemy spots you, chases you, you hide for 5 seconds
Enemy “huh, must have been the wind”
“There’s nothing here.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
nah thats just skyrim if you have level 100 sneak lol
I love how he just has like all day with himself to dress up in different costumes and just be funny
I wonder how many bloopers there are.
As a Metal Gear Solid fanboy this is 100% accurate 😭
he was trying so hard not to laugh as he edited the part before the baby punch
That running man's scream when Caleb went to swing was funny af
The sounds they all make when they die are nearly as funny as the punchline
I nearly choked laughing at the “DID YOU HIT A BABY?!”
I'm dead asf shit hilarious
@kdesano8 that right there is why your the best, the one and only.
Boss, you killed a child.. AMAZING! Mission complete.
@blak "ARE YOU STUPID?! WE'VE BEEN HAAAAAAAAD! THEY HAAAAAAAVE US!"
Oh damn, I didn’t realize my comment got this much attention 😅😂
Thanks, everyone!
The NPC seeing u through a wall is so accurate
Let's not forget that they can hear the footsteps of anyone but if they are yours they know its you.
the fact the disguise doesnt work is so fucking accurate
Love how the Character is so chill at the end when he goes to attack the baby. Almost like he wants to do it 🤔
I like how guard one says there's no one more qualified and how he keeps his guard up just to get immediately folded.
baby: 'cries"
Caleb: "The Hardest Choices Require The Strongest Wills"
@Taha Zaki same
@Aaron Virdee Thanos quote 😏
@Silhouette Star
FAX
This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣
The operator screaming at him for hitting a baby was funny af
The deaths😂 the way he falls. So ridiculously hilarious