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Comments • 0

  • ganges
    ganges 3 months ago +362026

    He's weirdly friendly and aggressive at the same time

    • mudit chauhan
      mudit chauhan 3 months ago +4686

      😂😂😂😂

    • Daniel
      Daniel 3 months ago +20405

      Welcome to cocaine and alcohol 😂

    • T Greg
      T Greg 3 months ago +8937

      He’s trying to see if guy is friend or foe. But EVERYONE wants to be interview, to show themselves off.

    • Amara Okoli
      Amara Okoli 3 months ago +4975

      He's surprisingly reasonable

  • _Shanti58
    _Shanti58 16 days ago +1691

    "What is your mission here my friend"
    *swings machete*
    "just questions"
    "Questions, oh ok come"

    • ऑऋऑठ
      ऑऋऑठ 8 days ago +6

      😂😂😂

    • ChaosGhxstzxz
      ChaosGhxstzxz 5 days ago +3

      bro. we saw the video. why tf do people do this 💀

    • _LUMBAGO_
      _LUMBAGO_ 2 days ago +1

      Thank you I’m blind and dead so I couldn’t feel the video🙏🙏🙏

    • Lukas Wagner
      Lukas Wagner 2 days ago

      wrong movie

    • Star Light
      Star Light 2 days ago

      I cant see shot outta this thing

  • Imdantegaming
    Imdantegaming 14 days ago +568

    Bro got balls of steel to go into a enemy camp alone 💀
    Edit 1 : I’m famous (500 likes milestone my first ever)

    • mashed potato gin
      mashed potato gin 4 days ago +2

      How would dey be da enemy?

    • H M
      H M 4 days ago +2

      Its staged. Don’t be fooled

    • R
      R 3 days ago +4

      ​@mashed potato ginthey are pirates, they are basically everyones enemy.

    • mashed potato gin
      mashed potato gin 3 days ago

      @R but what forced them to have piracy or starvation as their only way of life is the greater enemy.
      Want to know one of them?

  • GianASAP
    GianASAP 3 months ago +193292

    When you walk into an enemy camp but you have max charisma

    • Lee X0
      Lee X0 3 months ago +2305

      😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 Edit: nah 1k for just laughing? I love you guys thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Druce Ross
      Druce Ross 3 months ago +721

      👌 😂

    • jbxzy
      jbxzy 3 months ago +419

      Lmaooo

    • Benjamin Garrison
      Benjamin Garrison 3 months ago +1435

      I’m just glad you didn’t say rizz 😂😂😂

    • Amin2k
      Amin2k 3 months ago +321

      This is so accurate

  • YDD malik productions‼️
    YDD malik productions‼️ 11 days ago +267

    I’m not scared has me weakkkkkkk🤣🤣

  • WeenusTheVenus
    WeenusTheVenus 17 days ago +77

    You never say “don’t be scared” to a bunch of dudes with guns and doing cocaine and liquor 😂😂

  • Joe Schlotthauer
    Joe Schlotthauer 3 months ago +9301

    Rule #1. Never approache a man drinking gin and cocaine with a machete and an AK-47.

    • DJ ICEBERG 716
      DJ ICEBERG 716 3 months ago +261

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rule #2…. Refer to rule number 1😂

    • Gorx Ba Dorx
      Gorx Ba Dorx 2 months ago +69

      I wouldn’t dare approach someone that’s acting like this, it is scary situation.

    • XIZEdit
      XIZEdit 2 months ago +25

      going back is not that easy bro, because it has entered the tiger cage

    • Dexiray
      Dexiray 2 months ago +19

      My grandma taught me that

    • Gary Francis
      Gary Francis 2 months ago +8

      Thanx for the tip.

  • Junior
    Junior 11 days ago +166

    Bro told them not to be scared 💀

    • Izzy G
      Izzy G 3 days ago +8

      Reverse psychology I guess.

    • _LUMBAGO_
      _LUMBAGO_ 2 days ago +4

      Balls of steel

    • unknowncat
      unknowncat Day ago

      ​@Izzy Gbro reversing what? Lmao

  • DHC
    DHC 12 days ago +17

    “They drink a mixture of gin and cocaine” 🤯 damnnn no wonder he was swinging a machete around 😂 these guys know how to party!

  • Basik Vids
    Basik Vids 3 months ago +20104

    This man is aggressively respectful.

    • Isaiah
      Isaiah 3 months ago +338

      Somehow better then most People that own guns with Self control, especially while on a real Drug.

    • DeadOnInfil🇬🇧
      DeadOnInfil🇬🇧 3 months ago +120

      Legit. Mixed signals much lol

    • Isaac Wurtele
      Isaac Wurtele 3 months ago +96

      That’s the gin and coke brotha

    • Ur_Local_Troll
      Ur_Local_Troll 3 months ago +8

      ​@Marek Brodowski wow too far man

    • Dominic Ward
      Dominic Ward 3 months ago +11

      @Ur_Local_Troll
      No one on this thread with that user name unless they deleted the message 🤔.
      You must frighten them away

  • Wojtek ヴォイテク
    Wojtek ヴォイテク 15 days ago +23

    Aggressively swing his weapons
    “I just want to ask you a few questions”
    “Ok come” said calmly

  • jozzieification
    jozzieification 17 days ago +20

    When you walk into an enemy camp but your French accent is so funny that it saves you

  • T Brew
    T Brew 3 months ago +17895

    Bruh said “come inside”, then went inside and was still outside.

    • Dre the Cowan
      Dre the Cowan 3 months ago +1475

      “Sorry for the mess”
      The mess: 🍃🌱🌸🍉🍌

    • Pedestrian Rights
      Pedestrian Rights 3 months ago +145

      It's the twilight zone.

    • TheKingacevedo
      TheKingacevedo 3 months ago +386

      That's what gin and cocaine will do to a person...

    • PDR85
      PDR85 3 months ago +327

      I think I laughed at this harder than I was supposed to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Skeptical but open
      Skeptical but open 3 months ago +41

      😂😂😂

  • good place for smile
    good place for smile 14 days ago +12

    Proof that cameramans never die

  • Polopourt
    Polopourt 17 days ago +176

    No matter the situation, African people always speak politely and call you ‘my friend’❤

    • Rojava 161
      Rojava 161 13 days ago +1

      Interesting

    • Brohemian Clapsody
      Brohemian Clapsody 13 days ago +15

      That’s exactly what i witnessed. The way he swung that machete and aimed that gun at him was just heartwarming.

    • Kilodawg Smith
      Kilodawg Smith 13 days ago +9

      Here in South Africa when we say "my friend" it's not because we friendly with you.... WE PISSED OFF

    • Tomáš Kos
      Tomáš Kos 9 days ago

      🤣

    • Tryhard Cod Boah
      Tryhard Cod Boah 9 days ago +2

      Swinging machetes and pointing an assault rifle at you is a sign of respect and love in africa

  • Emotionless Traders Alliance
    Emotionless Traders Alliance 2 months ago +16316

    Imagine saying “Don’t be scared” to a group of coked-up, drunk, machete-wielding pirates

    • 1997LT1Camaro
      1997LT1Camaro 2 months ago +384

      This is when you have the wrong choice of word. 😂 He meant “threatened “

    • Fitness Freak
      Fitness Freak 2 months ago +202

      He's got an AK-47 and you re worried about the machete !?

    • Robert Adamek
      Robert Adamek 2 months ago +448

      @Fitness FreakHonestly yea Id take a bullet over getting hacked up anyday

    • Adventurer
      Adventurer 2 months ago +22

      That's a challenge more than anything!

    • McLOVIN
      McLOVIN 2 months ago +28

      ​​@1997LT1Camaro I agree, They were probably worried about their anonymity, security, etc.

  • CFL_ Finn
    CFL_ Finn 8 days ago +11

    "What is your mission here my friend 😡"
    *proceeds to almost decapitate the cameraman*
    That has to be the most friendliest aggressive and intimidating approach ever 😂

    • Navon Myhand
      Navon Myhand 9 hours ago

      It's like the meme of the green stop sign. Conflicting messages

  • breezy illo
    breezy illo 16 days ago +13

    The casual mix of friendliness and aggression makes this feel like a Bethesda game.

  • Olisa. Oz
    Olisa. Oz 2 months ago +15333

    When you're gangsta but momma raised you to be polite

  • Roberto Barela
    Roberto Barela 8 days ago +5

    "they think it wards off bad spirits.."
    So that's what I've been doing all this time

    • gutta miyagi
      gutta miyagi 4 days ago +1

      I do seem to catch on to the negative energy around me way quicker when Im geeked up, so they may be on to something. I need to do my research, will return with my findings tomorrow.

  • QueenJessBcuz
    QueenJessBcuz 17 days ago +6

    He swings the machete but kindly invited him in

  • Shrawan
    Shrawan 3 months ago +10120

    He's probably the most polite African pirate , he also greeted him by swinging a machete.

    • Aman Sukubhattu
      Aman Sukubhattu 3 months ago +43

      Lmao underated comment 💀💀💀

    • Tasha Brown
      Tasha Brown 3 months ago +9

      He greed use the money

    • Noplay
      Noplay 3 months ago +13

      ​@Tasha Brown And the Gin n' Coke😂😂

    • Pokesus
      Pokesus 3 months ago +20

      A very typical somaly greeting, they have masks because sometimes they fail and cut their faces.
      Or maybe they're shy.

  • T A
    T A 10 days ago +7

    This dude has the real life Tuco Salamanca energy

    • Rachel Lewis
      Rachel Lewis 6 days ago

      Boi the ACCURACY.

    • E.S. Voellm
      E.S. Voellm 4 days ago

      lololololol!!! Funny!!! My thought exactly!! Except Coke in large amounts also causes hallucinations!!

  • Kaleem Summally
    Kaleem Summally 18 days ago +6

    Hahaha "Don't be scared of me" that one got me on the floor

  • Chris Cook
    Chris Cook 3 months ago +6320

    Don’t mess with a Pirate that can’t cut symmetrical eye holes in his mask.

    • BermChasin'
      BermChasin' 3 months ago +64

      Right...why would they be wearing masks?

    • HeyDude
      HeyDude 3 months ago +238

      Willies wife Jenny made those masks. You remember willie right? He rode with that racist uncoordinated group in Django Unchained

    • Bobby
      Bobby 3 months ago +33

      Hahahhaha most underrated comment on here.. this is gonna blow the fk up!!😅😅

    • innertubez
      innertubez 3 months ago +5

      HAHAH

    • Teniola
      Teniola 3 months ago +31

      ​@BermChasin'because they are obviously not wanting to be seen by the public

  • Delma Sombilon
    Delma Sombilon 15 days ago +1

    Man was like that tough guy you wanna befriend in the first day of school but he actually friendly

  • Aman Shah
    Aman Shah 17 days ago +3

    Pirate : What is your mission?
    He. : I got it all on camera 🤳
    😂😂😂 Nice

  • Luke ET
    Luke ET 2 months ago +6946

    Bro attacked his own house 💀

    • Tyger Hillis
      Tyger Hillis 2 months ago +154

      I mean he did just drink Gin mixed with cocaine

    • Paul Hession
      Paul Hession 2 months ago +7

      This absolutely real

    • x ♡ x ♡
      x ♡ x ♡ 2 months ago +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • Yankee76
      Yankee76 2 months ago +15

      Anything and erbody can get it

    • manparido
      manparido 2 months ago

      But not the intruder

  • rajeev gauchan
    rajeev gauchan 8 days ago +2

    My man consoling the gangster, don't b scared....I need that kind of confidence in lifel lmfao😂😂

  • Chris Lafra
    Chris Lafra 14 days ago +2

    "Don't be scared about me "gets me every time!!!

  • ItsMeBryan
    ItsMeBryan 3 months ago +70703

    Camera guy never dies

    • Expose Evil
      Expose Evil 3 months ago +725

      Actually it was the gang that posted this video

    • Aashish Kc
      Aashish Kc 3 months ago +389

      ​@Expose Evil no it was not the gang lol ,that interviewer was an professor from the US University

    • Expose Evil
      Expose Evil 3 months ago +219

      @Aashish Kc I was just joking.

    • Jayce Ellis
      Jayce Ellis 3 months ago +150

      @Aashish KcThe joke clearly went over your head.

    • Joseph_26
      Joseph_26 3 months ago +253

      @Jayce Ellis joke wasn’t that funny, matter of fact it wasn’t funny at all

  • GameSpy DarkAge
    GameSpy DarkAge 4 days ago +1

    Dude just had all his bad spirits dusted off with an 8 ball 😂

  • D Greene
    D Greene 13 days ago +2

    After he said "just a few questions" best believe he waved some money silently....hence the aggression to.."Oh ok come."😂😂

  • Ashton Vasquez
    Ashton Vasquez 3 months ago +20115

    Bro was so aggressive and chill at the same time I’m absolutely flabbergasted

    • Voltic - Topic
      Voltic - Topic 3 months ago +928

      It seems a gin and cocaine cocktail will do that to you

    • tr702
      tr702 3 months ago +55

      Don’t make fun of my friends. Guys aren’t allowed to have fun anymore?

    • O.G. XIV
      O.G. XIV 3 months ago +48

      It’s the gin n coce

    • DoubleE doubleE
      DoubleE doubleE 3 months ago +44

      They can go from 0 to 100 in actions and understanding the main problem is the machete.

  • BigDolo
    BigDolo 16 days ago +1

    The first dude who greeted you seems like a cool guy

  • Top Tier TV
    Top Tier TV 6 days ago +1

    “I just wanna ask questions” “ok come inside” on a loop lol

  • Marshmellowpops
    Marshmellowpops 3 months ago +7755

    The most threatening yet strangely polite pirate ever

    • peoplebro_ 12
      peoplebro_ 12 3 months ago +150

      Passive aggression

    • Jaden Cole
      Jaden Cole 3 months ago +180

      He was strangely polite throughout the interview and was clearly an educated person. Him and the rest if the people turned to this life because their family and vilages starve cause of corrupt govenrment

    • Nariman Hasratli
      Nariman Hasratli 3 months ago +15

      ​@peoplebro_ 12someone said British? 👀

    • Bells & whistles - طبل و زمر
      Bells & whistles - طبل و زمر 3 months ago +25

      Maybe because this whole clip was staged like everything else ? 🤔 I bet they were all friendly and buddies before the recording !

    • Subbing To Everyone Who Sub To Me
      Subbing To Everyone Who Sub To Me 3 months ago +5

      ​​@Bells & whistles - طبل و زمر bro how is that staged? That is a documentary

  • E Bray
    E Bray 15 days ago +14

    Now thats a serious cocktail, i would hang out with these guys if i had to😅

  • randomlybro
    randomlybro 3 days ago

    I had to immediately find this full video. That pirate was nice and mean at the same time. I would of been effing confused. Lol

  • Prateek Srivastava
    Prateek Srivastava 3 months ago +4926

    Bro doesn't have passive aggression, he has aggressive passion

  • Johning Walker
    Johning Walker 13 days ago +4

    I would’ve shitted myself 😂bro has guts

    • Master Mind
      Master Mind 4 days ago

      Don't be scared 😮😮😢😂😂😂

  • Luis
    Luis 5 days ago

    He’s keeping you on your toes to make sure you’re just being “friendly”

  • Thomas Shelby
    Thomas Shelby 2 months ago +1416

    Bro tried to be menacing but was raised to be polite

    • Gil Ventura
      Gil Ventura Month ago +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • Bdog
      Bdog Month ago

      gin and cocaine , but a fair bloke

  • Fire on my target!
    Fire on my target! 18 days ago +2

    Putting your fate in the hands of a 30 iq pirate. Brave man.

  • Silver Star
    Silver Star 17 days ago +2

    What a reasonable young man

  • KoyoteMaglen
    KoyoteMaglen 3 months ago +4685

    Machete, Ak-47 in hand , cocaine and gin mixture, and these guys are still more polite than the average American Starbucks consumer.

    • brianjennings1967
      brianjennings1967 3 months ago +65

      you made me spill my yak...lol.

    • Zach Allen
      Zach Allen 3 months ago +44

      And every Starbucks employee too!

    • Nat Neo27
      Nat Neo27 3 months ago +43

      Maybe Starbucks coffee is more potent concoction than Gin and coke

    • Uplightered
      Uplightered 3 months ago +7

      Yes, but Both Are still Tooo Evil !!! ! !!!

  • Yuan Esguerra
    Yuan Esguerra 10 days ago

    For a pirate he is incredibly calm

  • BibleNutterGaming
    BibleNutterGaming 13 days ago +1

    How were you so calm and bold? Weren't you afraid at all?

  • Jeffrey Bomber
    Jeffrey Bomber 3 months ago +4719

    When he said, “I’m not scared”, I’ve never believed someone more in my entire life.

  • Nathan R
    Nathan R 18 days ago +1

    I mean, the pirate did call him his friend right from the start.

  • TheSignatureK
    TheSignatureK 4 days ago

    **Takes machete from him to aggressively start juggling and sword swallowing**

  • dark art
    dark art 3 months ago +8168

    The pirate is geeked and drunk at the same time. He definitely will want to talk

    • Invisible Jay
      Invisible Jay 3 months ago +237

      Give it an hour, they'll be chain smoking cigs and talking about how they're best friends for life, while they take turns peeking out the front door. Or, the 'tent flap', or whatever.

    • Zak Wu-Tang The GOAT
      Zak Wu-Tang The GOAT 3 months ago +120

      In 25 minutes, they will try to start a business together, lol.

    • j
      j 3 months ago +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • Tammy Heraly
      Tammy Heraly 3 months ago +7

      @Invisible Jay 🤣😂truth

    • Queen of Cydonia
      Queen of Cydonia 3 months ago +1

      ​@Zak Wu-Tang The GOAT 😂

  • Armando Garza
    Armando Garza 15 days ago

    Bro got curtains made out of vegetation to enter his office surrounded by vegetation.

  • bilogskii22
    bilogskii22 3 months ago +7189

    Dude really said "don't be scared" to a guy pointing a gun at him.

    • carcdg
      carcdg 3 months ago +223

      fr why would you imply one of these dudes is scared. Basically asking for him to shoot you out of insecurity.

    • Adnan Mahmud Shohan
      Adnan Mahmud Shohan 3 months ago +92

      @carcdg He was nervous. Probably wanted to say angry

    • Leo M
      Leo M 3 months ago +83

      @carcdg
      The narrator said that they drink a concoction of gin and coke.
      The pirate was probably high off his balls.

    • carcdg
      carcdg 3 months ago +53

      @Leo M Yeah a clearly violent person high on coke and drunk is the last person you should call scared

  • King Tiger the Heavy

    "The mix wards off bad spirits"
    Seal Team 6:

  • Mason Johnstone
    Mason Johnstone 6 days ago

    bro just told a pirate with a michete and a rifle "dont scared of me"

  • Don Corleone
    Don Corleone 2 months ago +5048

    "What's your mission, my friend?" Bro is a real life NPC.

    • Define Hatespeech
      Define Hatespeech 2 months ago +33

      I can confirm, we claim him as one of us.
      One of us.

    • Syphxaz
      Syphxaz 2 months ago +33

      Yeah but his side quest is pretty interesting, better than just a walking npc

    • B
      B 2 months ago +8

      With all the gin and cocaine they prob follow about as well as an NPC too, getting stuck on everything 🤣

    • Jaboofy
      Jaboofy 2 months ago +12

      Bro he’s probably experienced more life than you ever will with ur internet brain

    • SymphonyOfMe
      SymphonyOfMe 2 months ago +2

      ​@BI'm just picturing him continuously walking into a tree 🤣

  • aliens exist
    aliens exist 5 days ago +1

    the brain capacity of these men are amazing. being friendly to imma kill you in 3 seconds

  • 🍄Nubbies🍄
    🍄Nubbies🍄 5 days ago

    “What is your visit here, *My friend?*”
    **Swings machete cutely**

  • Will Crann
    Will Crann 3 months ago +5949

    Bro is more polite than 80% of the customers I serve

    • Ox Bee
      Ox Bee 3 months ago +6

      hehe

    • Азамат Ахметов
      Азамат Ахметов 3 months ago +5

      Просто он другой работы не нашёл. А так человек хороший)))

    • Gambet
      Gambet 3 months ago +1

      Ahahah

    • Ben TheKeeshond
      Ben TheKeeshond 3 months ago +4

      You must be from either Chicago or Detroit. I mean the bad parts of the cities.

    • Insha
      Insha 3 months ago

      😭😭😭

  • 4Koletogs TV • 15y ago                    .

    Him:Calls camera man A friend
    Second later:Smashes him with machetes

  • The Real Kirby
    The Real Kirby 15 days ago

    Cameraman has a charisma of 20.

  • HUGORUIX_YT
    HUGORUIX_YT 3 months ago +6115

    Dude really said "my friend" and proceeded to swing a machete at the man

    • Ron Boerste
      Ron Boerste 3 months ago +91

      That's why I don't have any friends 😆👌

    • HUGORUIX_YT
      HUGORUIX_YT 3 months ago +13

      @Ron Boerste 😂

    • Ryan Texada
      Ryan Texada 3 months ago +7

      Warning

    • Solomon Ssemanda
      Solomon Ssemanda 3 months ago +4

      That was hilarious... As dope.....

    • Hugo the Brainwasher
      Hugo the Brainwasher 3 months ago +33

      My biggest red flag is when a stranger comes up to me saying "Hey! my friend, my friend! come, come!"

  • NotAvailable
    NotAvailable 13 days ago

    Man really got balls to do this

  • Michael
    Michael 6 days ago

    Swings machete at him and don’t want him there and still says my friend

  • KrossoverGod
    KrossoverGod 3 months ago +7472

    I like that he legitimately called him "my friend" while swinging a machete at him.

    • draco shootin L's
      draco shootin L's 3 months ago +200

      “My Friend” doesn’t mean the American “friend” in that context. He’s essentially saying the n word pretty much

    • „Dir werd' ich's zeichnen!“
      „Dir werd' ich's zeichnen!“  3 months ago +23

      Must be that Gin / Cocaine paradox.

    • Elite
      Elite 3 months ago +4

      #Habeckmussweg what happened to you 😮

    • Nine Tailed Fox Unit
      Nine Tailed Fox Unit 3 months ago +86

      as a ghanian, I would like to clarify africans saying "my friend" is just them referring to you, not like they like you or anyrhing

  • Truth
    Truth 5 days ago

    Some journalists are truly heroes. I have never seen anyone as brave as them

  • DerpHacks
    DerpHacks 2 days ago

    he didn’t try to even say he’s not a threat or that he’s just a man coming with questions about who they are. just said i come to ask questions

  • Citizen Yülfi
    Citizen Yülfi 3 months ago +6075

    This man was raised so well that even as a raging, coked up, drunk terrorist, he can’t help but be hospitable to a stranger.

    • Jen NuhguYen
      Jen NuhguYen 3 months ago +109

      A pirate with morals perhaps? Definitely not Captain Jack Sparrow 😂

    • Jordan —
      Jordan — 3 months ago +47

      How is he a terrorist and the man came into his territory ??

    • golden skull
      golden skull 3 months ago +43

      ​@Jordan -the same way a man blowing up a near by post office isn't a "troubled local".

    • Mazerin IV
      Mazerin IV 3 months ago +3

      Cuts off arm w machete...

    • Mcservers2000
      Mcservers2000 3 months ago +10

      He just wanted an interview, makes them feel more important / famous or notorious and he could tell he was no harm

  • ケンヤマ
    ケンヤマ 8 days ago +1

    →I want to ask questions.(Persuade)
    Pirate"Okay,come."
         SPEECH INCREASED TO 21

  • Week
    Week 5 days ago +1

    The cameraman never dies

  • Walter White
    Walter White 2 months ago +1303

    Bro has speech 100, he persuaded that npc like in Skyrim 💀

    • Julian Thomas
      Julian Thomas 2 months ago +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

    • Elias Galindo
      Elias Galindo 2 months ago +3

      “I think we both know i’ll pass”

    • 🌻THF🌻
      🌻THF🌻 2 months ago +1

      he got also a potion of speechcraft

  • C Brasil
    C Brasil 6 days ago

    He’s telling the pirates “don’t be scare about me” 😂

  • Anuj Vohra
    Anuj Vohra Month ago +5187

    Bro said “come inside” and then moved a leaf to take him into a different outside.

    • navydayv
      navydayv Month ago +76

      Underrated comment 😂

    • MBIV
      MBIV 29 days ago +6

      😂😂

    • V K
      V K 29 days ago +41

      U got me dying of laughter on a public toilet bruv 💀

    • Anuj Vohra
      Anuj Vohra 29 days ago +12

      @V K Mission accomplished

    • Matthew Smith
      Matthew Smith 28 days ago +2

      💀

  • Rimtec Gaming
    Rimtec Gaming 14 days ago

    He like “Y’all seen Jeff?”

  • Your Lawyer
    Your Lawyer 2 months ago +4638

    "What is your mission here, my friend?" the pirate asked calmly.

    • Ifeanyi Uba
      Ifeanyi Uba 2 months ago +35

      why did you do this Harry, Dumbledore asked calmly

    • michael cha
      michael cha 2 months ago +9

      this comment literally made my night haha

    • Veronica
      Veronica 2 months ago +20

      I liked the fact that his eyeholes were different sizes and nowhere near his eyes, daringly.
      And the crucifix around his neck !?! to magnify the ju ju of the cocktail of moonshine and cocaine presumably?

    • No_guard_X
      No_guard_X 2 months ago +5

      Like an rpg game

    • paul pedroso
      paul pedroso 2 months ago +3

      Atleast he treated him like a friend i guess😂

  • Davion
    Davion 6 days ago +1

    Gin and cocaine is crazy😂 no wonder he act like that💀

  • Izzy G
    Izzy G 3 days ago

    Getting rid of bad spirits sounds so good right now.

  • RandomRoulette
    RandomRoulette 3 months ago +5215

    "YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME HOW?" the pirate asked calmly.

    • SgtRock57
      SgtRock57 3 months ago +35

      Like Bugs Bunny;
      “Eeeh. What’s up doc?”

    • Burako Shimazaki
      Burako Shimazaki 3 months ago +24

      DID YOU PUT YOUR RESUME INTO THE CAPTAIN'S DROP BOX??

    • Trevor Harris
      Trevor Harris 3 months ago +14

      ohhhh....you just want to ask questions? Come in and make yourself comfortable Sir. Don't worry about me....I'm just on a gin and cocaine bender....

    • Emanuel Trejos
      Emanuel Trejos 3 months ago +7

      Dumbledore reference?

    • Xbladey
      Xbladey 3 months ago +1

      🤔Hmm

  • cg
    cg 8 days ago

    “What is your mission my friend before I chop you into pieces with my machete”

  • Michael Keen
    Michael Keen 7 days ago

    Damn I wish I knew this back in my day. Would’ve just told my parents “relax I’m just warding off bad spirits” everyday

  • Proskymii
    Proskymii 3 months ago +1981

    Proof that cameraman never dies

    • Janus Kane
      Janus Kane 3 months ago +17

      . I see proof that cameramen walk into dangerous areas, and no proof they walked out

    • MikeyPotato
      MikeyPotato 3 months ago +8

      Survivor bias

    • Roguefire
      Roguefire 3 months ago +15

      @MikeyPotato the dead cameramen often don’t have their videos shown

    • InoriVoid
      InoriVoid 3 months ago +1

      @MikeyPotato yall do not know its a joke

  • Arty
    Arty 10 days ago

    i was like “why is this dude acting so geeked” then i heard about their little concoction 😂

  • david s
    david s 18 days ago

    "We should be pirates like in one piece" three months later:

  • nitin nambudiri
    nitin nambudiri 3 months ago +3441

    That man has balls of steel. He almost died twice in 30 seconds.

    • Jhon Jaun Da Don
      Jhon Jaun Da Don 3 months ago +6

      😂😂

    • Connect The Dots
      Connect The Dots 3 months ago +54

      the pirates drink a mix of gin and cocaine. okay, time to leave...

    • Newton MM
      Newton MM 3 months ago +3

      The machete man would never have harmed him. He never faced any death.

    • Alexus Nicole
      Alexus Nicole 3 months ago +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • Esteban M
    Esteban M 12 days ago

    When you get downed in DMZ and ask to get revived...

  • aguynamedfinn
    aguynamedfinn Day ago

    "Come inside" proceeds to walk outside

  • Jedai Finn
    Jedai Finn 3 months ago +4241

    The Cameraman never dies, unless he drop camera or shows himself

    • opvcky
      opvcky 3 months ago +51

      Because if they die they can’t upload video XD

    • TAMDI
      TAMDI 3 months ago +16

      Survivor bias be like:

    • Mateo Ceballos
      Mateo Ceballos 3 months ago +2

      Hajajaj
      😂

    • 1timerod
      1timerod 3 months ago +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • cem
      cem 3 months ago +1

      @opvcky that's the paradox

  • Wyatt Earp
    Wyatt Earp 6 days ago +1

    Damn this is so sad, we need to import these young men by the thousands to America cuz they will enrich our culture. They truly are our greatest strength

  • Rising Darkness
    Rising Darkness 7 days ago

    He literally told the guy dont be scared

  • Aceann Pepito
    Aceann Pepito 2 months ago +3036

    "what is your mission here MY FRIEND?"
    *swings machete*

    • Jordan Newton
      Jordan Newton 2 months ago +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • Dargoneth
      Dargoneth 2 months ago +13

      This was quite disturbing to me in far foreign countries. Complete strangers calling me friend while trying to rip me off and block my way

    • CursedDio
      CursedDio 2 months ago +1

      Lol

    • lifestylewithjayden
      lifestylewithjayden 2 months ago +3

      in nigeria, and most other african countries, my friend is just a generic term and means “you”

    • MeMeSuSgUy
      MeMeSuSgUy 2 months ago

      It got me laughing 🤣

  • Training Mastec
    Training Mastec 11 days ago +1

    Gin and cocaine sounds like a Saturday nite in my 20s

  • Martín Palma
    Martín Palma 16 days ago +1

    I wanna be part of their group now

  • JeuϟPater
    JeuϟPater 3 months ago +2118

    Turns out all pirates ever wanted was someone who'd listen

    • Norman J. Murk Jr.
      Norman J. Murk Jr. 3 months ago +21

      Omfg that's hysterical 🤣 😂 😭

    • Mobile App
      Mobile App 3 months ago +7

      😂😂😂

    • Marianne Peart
      Marianne Peart 3 months ago +4

      😅😅

    • j smits
      j smits 3 months ago +5

      It ended in respect ✌

    • Pete
      Pete 3 months ago +31

      Thats because the real pirate treasure was the friends they made along the way.

  • Salman Shah
    Salman Shah 17 days ago

    Bro said “first come inside” and was still outside after going inside

  • hasib ahmad
    hasib ahmad 7 days ago

    Saying "Don't be scared" while holding a camera and they were saying "we ain't scared" while holding guns and machetes.... What a world we are living in

  • Mr Mystic
    Mr Mystic 3 months ago +3409

    Proof the camera man can never die.

    • Aleksandr
      Aleksandr 3 months ago +5

      Неее

    • I love capybaras
      I love capybaras 3 months ago +5

      😂😂😂

    • Bonzo
      Bonzo 3 months ago +29

      Well we haven’t seen a camera man die because if they die then the video doesn’t get posted so we only see the cameramen that survive

    • That Guy
      That Guy 3 months ago

      Yep lol

    • smashthehammer
      smashthehammer 3 months ago

      Tell that to Abu Hajjar's buddy, the cameraman

  • Sh1n0
    Sh1n0 18 days ago

    “Don’t run” “I’m gonna run!!”

  • Fabio Teixeira
    Fabio Teixeira 7 days ago

    The legend said they never left the village nobody heard about them since

  • Sacratus
    Sacratus 3 months ago +1502

    The machete actually struck the man, but it was ineffective due to him being the camera guy.

    • Marián Hyčko
      Marián Hyčko 3 months ago +21

      So underrated😂😂😂

    • Joey Baseball
      Joey Baseball 3 months ago +25

      Camera man never dies

    • VLONERIXH
      VLONERIXH 3 months ago +9

      Ethan winters at his best🤣🤣🤣

    • Zonyéa
      Zonyéa 3 months ago +8

      You win😂

    • Chayse B
      Chayse B 3 months ago +8

      I’m bouta spit my chips and salsa out I’m dying 😂