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I Wasted $1000 On A "Tactical Stroller"
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I was going to abandon my family because everything was way too girly but this product made me want to be part of my daughter's life
@Soph :D what ? 😃
@Soph :D ?
@M Sd mah baby comes with lazer integration so I put mah baby on my gun all day time it's like mah aim improves by 101%
I think the tactical stroller actually worked well in the woods, it detected that it was an archery range and that Danny was wearing camo and made the tactical decision to stop working
As a person that was previously a baby, I think this stroller is in fact very tactical .
I was never a baby 😢
damn bro youre lucky
I, too, am a former baby. What a coincidence!!1!
As someone who was also once a baby I second this
I’m in tears that the only “masculine” things Danny can think of are legos and IPA
How could he forget the dinosaurs
And he could barely think of IPA 😂
I notice you used the stroller/baby as a shield. As an actual dad with more experience with these things, I would like to point out another tactical use of a stroller: you can set them rolling as a distraction, allowing you to take out the hostiles while they're busy firing at the baby.
Holy shit I cannot stop laughing to this.
I read this as "You can roll the *baby* (down something like a hill or across a road) as a distraction to take out the hostiles. Then retrieve the baby." In retrospect, I realize that this suggests you wouldn't need the stroller at all. So perhaps that's what's most tactical--the message that "We got you to buy a stroller. When all you had to do was roll a baby."
I like the part where Danny said “it’s tactical time“ and then tacticals all over the place. truly one of the tactical moments of all time
Yea this tactical comment made me feel tactical and thats very tactical
I felt the tactical coming inside of me
yeah i loved the 😂 on where he too ngl
I agree. It definitely was one of the of all time
i was fully convinced for a few minutes this is going to be the weirdest pregnancy announcement on youtube
@Chloe Squires you’re right. He does not want a baby…
He wants a *GREG*
I thought the same thing too but then I thought about how he’s bought other tactical products so it’s kind of an extension of that. And then I also remembered how much Drew has bought that he will never never need so 💀
@Jessica Parenting is kinda like the military; although instead of breaking you down to build you up stronger, kids just break you down. 😂
@heaven heart they probably meant Laura but yes idk if you knew this but women give birth to girls and men give give birth to boys
I dont think men can get pregnant so you don't have to worry
Not enough people are talking about Danny bouncing while saying "daddy no, daddy please, it hurts😫" I am fucking petrified Danny. Because of you, I need to go to interrogation therapy.
@Choshako I mean. It immediately goes to the sick place, sorry. But regardless, like everyone here, it's pretty disturbing either way. Also, imagine getting this upset over a comment that is obviously a joke. 🤡
When he said that i was like "😳i feel like i shouldnt be here 😅"
@Choshako isn’t Danny being a child what makes it scary lol? I think you went to the sick place 💀
I like that the solution to the problem of "I have girls so everything is pink and purple" is to make a camouflage diaper bag rather than to just start buying things that are different colors for the babies.
Fr like just buy darker colored baby stuff colors are an issue. Also, both strollers in the beginning are black, the only thing the tactical one had was a lil bit of camo lol
Alright I don’t usually comment on videos but I appreciate Danny’s commitment to the point where he fully tripped over the stroller twice. I laughed so hard during the tactical test when he just flew over the stroller 😂
I wonder if Laura came home to just see a stroller sitting there and just looked at Danny and was like: "...Did we get a baby I don't know about?"
@Black Beauty i hope your boyfriend is okay but that's hilarious 😂
Reminds me when my boyfriend was vomiting for a month, and he told me he's pregnant 😂
Laura was like, do you know something I don't?
Danny just getting destroyed immediately after running into the woods fucking killed me.
Imagine seeing a man in a too small camouflage tactical suit violently ramming a stroller into a curb outside walmart
normal florida behavior
Just another Black op
he probably did it when there was nobody around
average day in illinois
Wouldn't be the weirdest thing Ive ever seen outside Walmart but yeah hahaha
This reminds me so much of that episode of The Office where Dwight tests out Jan's new stroller. "Twelve hundred dollars is what I spent on my whole bomb shelter. For that kind of money, this stroller should be indestructible!"
oh THATS what this reminded me of, i knew it was something
That was my first thought 😂
OH WOW. YEAH, I GET THAT NOW.
YES OMG LOL
OH YOU ARE SO RIGHT
My daughters stroller at the time she was born was around $350. It did everything, it transformed from an infant stroller into a click in infant car seat, which made going out SO much easier. Then the stroller was made to transform to fit all stages up to about 4/5 even 6 years old depending on the size of the child. We just recently stopped using it and it's been one of the most useful tools. The wheels were perfectly "linebacker" in the way they tackled the curbs and the ride was smooth af. No need to spend a thousand dollars on it lol.
If it doesnt have a camouflage color ı dont want it
ok but can you use it as a shield though?
@Skwisgaar Skwigelf 😂 I really didn't wanna know - I was just messin'. But I'm sure these other two folks will appreciate ya haha
The brand is Graco!! I'm so sorry it took me so long lmaooo
WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!
This has to be one of Danny’s funniest videos ever. I actually dribbled my mouthful of water out of my mouth, I couldn’t contain my laughter.
Me too, I am literally dead
Okay but the dad in full tactical suit and the baby just chilling on his arms with just casual baby clothes on 10:15 made me laugh so hard
@Allif Johan Butt
@Allif Johan that doesn't mean anything when you're not real
@Allif Johan acting as is saying stuff like "okay but" is stupid is way more annoying then anyone using the phrase
Someone witnessed a strange man running around the parking lot in a miniature gillie suit pushing a tactical stroller with a chew baca toy taped to a gun and weight and fact brings me immense joy.
imagine if this was danny’s way of telling us that laura is pregnant
@AR1 oh so true
No, if this would've been a pregnancy announcement it would've been that danny is pregnant.
Imagine if this was Danny's way of telling laura that SHE'S pregnant
I wouldn't be surprised knowing him lol
That’s legitimately what I thought was gonna happen
As a girly woman in the military, I appreciate this video. Military is so freaking associated with masculinity , that I get shit for being feminine
Thank you for your service. Stay strong, stay safe, stay you sister.
@Shark 1753 i mean if she's complaining ab it it probably hasn't lol
@shark @bird guy I feel like you two should both give some reasoning for your argument, could make for an excellent debate!
@Alyssa Lauren it probably isn't
@Alyssa Lauren It will it already has.
Mother of 4 here. My kids were all born close enough together that we ditched our first stroller for a _dual_ stroller fairly early on (kids were 2-3yrs apart). I think we usually paid around...$70-200 for them (the most expensive being the dual stroller w/ car seat combo), and they all did just fine. Honestly, the "tactical" stuff is just a marketing technique aimed at manly men the way "pink" this that or the other is aimed at girly women...so yes, you _could_ make a killing selling "tactical" random items on the internet...if I don't beat you to it, that is.
Get it, boss mama! XD
I wish there was a show 40 years in the future were Danny Gonzalez's grandkids find all the weird shit in his attic.
oh my god that would be amazing lmao I love that your mind went there 💀
One of the things I love about my dad is that he was always incredibly involved in child rearing. & he always thought it was really silly & sad when men felt too insecure with their masculinity to carry around something like a pink diaper bag
@Elizabeth Smith heck yeah I am! & thank you😊
High five if you're part of the awesome dad club.
you know, danny’s “stop trying to give birth at disney land” video was posted about 9 months ago. and now he’s looking at a TACTICAL stroller? one that can tackle curbs like a pro linebacker? who else thinks danny’s trying to give birth in disneyland
I choose to believe that Danny has enough of a reputation that when locals see a man pushing a stroller in circles while wearing camo in a parking lot they just know “oh, hey, that’s Danny”.
@Donovan Faust except they never have a reason, Danny does
I mean isn't he from Chicago? Only been twice but that 1000% sounds like something you'd just kinda see there 😂
nobody knows who he is in his city.
“Start a therapy service called interrogation” made me laugh so loudly I woke my cat on the other side of the room
Listen Danny, when you're a military dad and you have to take care of the baby and at the same time fight insurgents in Afghanistan, a tactical baby stroller keeps the ol' bundle of joy comfortable while you're in a firefight.
maybe we can send this to Amanda...?
pro tip: if your plates get damaged, you can stuff the baby in the plate carrier. Pretty sure it counts as level III armor; won't stop 5.56 or 7.62 but it's nice to have against 9s, etc.
Danny tripping over the root has me in tears crying laughing
I haven't laughed this hard in ages
"One of them is wearing the wrong thing for wherever they're going," *_KILLED_* me! 😂🤣💀
Thank you for existing, Danny. I've been having a lot of panic attacks lately and your content has been a huge help. ❤
I now genuinely believe if therapy was called "interrogation",these men will actually go fix their trauma
I keep getting ads for "man therapy" it's literally called man therapy and the tag line is some shit like "therapy the way a man does it" so 😭
@Justin Watson What’s wrong with libertarians?
It’s literally called confessional 🤣 they’ll talk to a priest but not a therapist smh
@Taylor it‘s not published anywhere, that was just a paper for a lecture, sorry😅
If you need a use for a stroller without a child, you could use it for a pet. I have a stroller for my dog and she loves it. It's especially good for elderly small dogs that can't go on long walks anymore. Also applies to cats. And rabbits. Any pet that is small and good at staying in a stroller.
@sloppytoppy3000 lots of people have outdoor runs for their rabbits. It's not uncommon and it provides a lot of enrichment for them. If you have a run that can't be opened by a predator or you supervise them while outside, it is perfectly safe and beneficial for them.
no, do not take your rabbit outside. they aren’t meant for that. it is very stressful to take your rabbit around with you. don’t promote that.
@IQue Grey oh my goodness I wanna see guinea pigs on a walk
@IQue Grey If I saw guinea pigs in a stroller I would be forever changed. You're doing the Lord's work
A few years ago, someone got me a pet stroller for christmas and I take my guinea pigs on walkies now. People I walk by are always happily shocked and take pictures of my boys and pet them and tell them theyre handsome boys. People are happy to see them and my pigboys love being told they're pretty by strangers.
As a parent, I can speak to the shock absorber settings. Some babies really do like to be jostled - think bouncing on a parents knee. I imagine it is similar to how some people (me) fall asleep easily in the car.
That being said, I would never pay extra for a stroller with shock absorption settings 😂
Right? I remember putting my baby in his car seat on the dryer. Sometimes they need something to help them sleep.
Nothing has made me laugh as hard as Danny bouncing up and down in the stroller in a long time 😂😂😂😂
My 50 year old dad and I watched this and were in literal tears from laughing so hard
My dad was surprised he found you so funny
He doesnt like many youtubers
It was surprising cause I find drew the funniest
But he finds you the absolute most hilarious😂
danny's like a less awkward nathan fielder. i love his videos like these and when he does troom troom pranks/diys/ his humor shines when he puts himself directly in the subject matter
So... hear me out. I'm a mom to be who has watched a lot of stroller reviews, and this was a top tier, very informative review.
Congratulations 🎊 💗
@Pluto_16 when did I say that?
I don't even want kids and think Danny just needs to do baby gear reviews
@E T when did he say his wife was pregnant?
i hope your payload is happy and healthy :)
I'm a Marines daughter and a Navy wife and my father and husband 100% refer to our children, all four of them as cargo and assets and any other number of bizarre military jargon. And now they are actively looking for it or something like it for our 2 year old... And I was a baby my dad used a full Wreck-It that they used to carry hundreds of pounds of gear went out in the field as my diaper bag... Yes I had a very strange childhood that included environmental awareness drills.
i feel like this is one of your coolest videos in a while but not because the other ones are any lower quality, just that you are so fucking funny and that end skit absolutely solidified it for me
I always adore these vids Danny but this one in particular had me dying. I cried with laughter multiple times. Thank you man. I really needed this kind of fun after a tough day.
25:30 Danny is the true tactical father, no one else could handle a baby one-handed like he does
2:10 I have never heard someone say that sentence so agressively ever " WHEN IT'S TIME TO RETRIEVE YOUR BUNDLE OF JOY🥊💥"
I actually got this stroller as a gift last year, and I genuinely recommend it.
A few months ago, I left my baby girl in it for about 10 minutes while I was talking to another parent. When I turned back around, My sweet baby giggled and grinned at me proudly, 3 bodybuilding medals hanging around her swole neck. There was also a cash envelope on her lap. Needless to say, I was quite the proud mama that day.
Doctors say her testosterone levels are “alarmingly high” and “more than 40 grown men combined”, and that we “shouldn’t leave the door unlocked at night so she can go to her little competitions and make us money”, but I think they’re just jealous that my baby grows a better, fuller beard than any of them.
That was a wild ride.
@AroAceCorgi Pffft, after strolling in this beingraiser I could liftlift a deadfork.
I like that Danny definitely saw that without the baby seat, he could fit in the stroller and decided to sit in it
I was so sure this was going to end in a pregnancy announcement. Well played, Danny.
I just love the idea of someone passing by and seeing Danny, smashing the stroller and running with a stroller with the baby Chewbacca in it
Danny racing through the parking lot with the stroller has me crying 🤣
The way how he tripped over the stroller, not just once, but TWICE, has me and my husband dying on the floor 💀 no matter how many times we rewatch it, it gets funnier every single time I fucking love this video thanks Danny🤙🏼🤙🏼
danny almost immediately throwing out the instructions is such a dad thing to do
100% thought the same thing hahaha stroller should be built for throwing out instructions lol
Dad's never read the instructions!
I bet you a dollar he finna be a dad soon
Haha!! For real
I confess, getting a stroller over a curb can be so miserable I had a visceral reaction just watching the commercial for the Tactical Stroller. But I bought a jogger stroller that used nice rubber wheels, and I didn't flip over onto my baby once!
This was delightful, thank you.
Imagine taking your family to a nature reserve and see a guy in a ghillie suit running around with a baby Chewbacca in a stroller
I can always count on a video from Danny to have me laughing out loud multiple times-the part where he just goes "now it's a tactical Segway" pushing it I CAN'T BAHAHA
I was waiting for the moment when Danny's gonna make me spit out my coffee as usual and then baby Chewbacca happened. Thanks, Danny, you never disappoint.
Imagine you’re just going to Walmart for groceries or whatever & you look over & see some dude in a child’s gilly suit running a stroller full speed into a curb
Oh- I thought it was a stroller FOR men, like Laura would be pushing Danny around in it at the park
I actually thought that too 😆
@hollie clarkemods on it I hope
I mean I’m sold😂
He changed the title noooo
We bought a jobbing stroller with big rubber wheels and it works great over roots lol It is also a car seat. I think ours is more tactical for the actual mission - transporting a baby.
I love how he just enters an archery range while wearing a guilly suit like this is fine and instantly face plants
The part where he shoots the box as a ‘tactical’ way to open it 😂 *fabulous*
danny showing this video to his future kids is actually such a wholesome thought
This is brilliant. I think this should be a standard test for every "tactical" product.
As someone who has been griping about the pink tax for ages, I'm happy to see the introduction of a game leveling camo tax.
Me, an agender: hehe cheap products
@ewyes in modern day, yeah, but wouldn’t that be a fascinating comparison to put up to question for history to answer? Lol
@BCC Procreation happens more often than going to war I’d imagine
Oh the camo/cayote tax has been HUGE in the firearm/ gear world for awhile. Now that it’s becoming a lifestyle thing it’s just getting worse
I feel like they’ve always make more neutral baby gear. I remember my parents having navy blue stroller and diaper bag for my brother… and that was 20 years ago
I have nothing clever or witty to say; just that this is my favorite video of yours you’ve ever done. Haven’t laughed this much in awhile!
I must have laughed for two minutes straight about the suit being too small. That was peak comedy
if danny ever does become a dad, i expect a hard family photo with the child in the tactical stroller
Imagine being married to Danny and he just buys a stroller for no baby. Like “do you have anything to tell me?” “Are you expecting? Like in that fanfic?”
@Rikki Love LOGAN PAIL???
@heyo look up Danny drew fanfic, they read it on here funniest thing ever
honestly he’s bought so much weird shit at this point that laura probably doesn’t even bat an eye, she’s so used to it that she just doesn’t question it 😂
I love how Danny puts a curtain to hide the stroller even though we can see it in the video.
I haven’t seen a Danny video in a long while, but by the looks of it, he’s finally gone through puberty - congrats! 👏
I can't believe how fast this man convinced me to change my life and become Greg
this is the best video you’ve ever made thank you for your tactical services danny
Every time I think of him falling over this stroller, I laugh so hard I cry. Best stroller video ever made.
You know what, if this stuff makes these insecure men more active in their kids lives, then I'm all for it.
75 comments, not gonna bother reading them but I’m willing to bet there’s a whole lot of insecure men
@David A "Baby things with frills, bells, and women?" 😂😂 I'm sorry, I've never seen a diaper bag/stroller/etc with a woman printed on them. Makes your comment make even less sense than it already did.
@PhatFairy I'm not saying all fathers are perfect because none are. No mothers are perfect either. All I'm saying is fathers don't deserve all the hate they get. Which I've seen a lot of lately. They're all just trying their best.
@Goaty I’m a 17 year old college student studying engineering, what’s wrong with me having my name associated with my online profiles?
You do realise we all have names, and many people use their names on their Clip-Share profiles.
This is very weird.
I just really love Danny's dad costumd when the stroller arrived
It's so funny to me that people could have been watching a man in camo run around a parking lot doing basically parkour with chewbacca in a stroller😭
wow... this video is tactically eye-opening, i cant wait until i can watch another tactical video and see the tactical baby in action for any tactically tactical situation.
love that the stroller has a scooby doo trap door trap in it. brilliant design. makes them prepare for the unexpected.
As a person who wore diapers once I feel qualified to say that is infact a stroller.
Danny going over the handlebar of a stroller TWICE is confidently the funniest thing I have ever seen
@Bug Enjoyer i kept rewinding it, and it cracks me up every time
@katelyn b I went and showed my husband and laughed so hard I hurt his ear.
@Hannah I had an asthma attack after that second time
Laughed so hard I cried
literally hed to pause the video to regain my composure
thank you drew for doing this for my future chewbacca baby👍(in my opinion drew you really is the funniest out of the trio ,the ability to make funny content out of any subject is unbeatable)
I think when we says “ I think we can make this even more tactical … and that’s by giving Chewbacca a gun” he means Giving Chewbacca a criminal
This video was so fun, I really laughed a lot :)
i keep coming back to this video. easily one of my favorite danny videos of all time
Swearing while fumbling around trying to fold a stroller is possibly the most dad behavior ever
Finally, the perfect device for you to carry Kurtis around
And drew! They should sell quadruplet strollers for laura and kurtis and drew and Cody ko
For anyone out there with a little one or a little one on the way, I work at a resale baby store! If you dont want to spend $100+ on a stoller then see if you have a store nearby that resells baby items! If you have one near you they might also take in items as well, so if little one outgrows something it's an easy way to get it to someone else in need! The one I work at does a trade for store creit so when you bring your stuff in you can walk out with things little one needs same day :)
honestly i would buy this bc it looks like it could handle my bumpy dirt road better than the stroller i can only use in town. so anytime i take my daughter for a walk at my house i have to carry her, but this is hella expensive lmao
Hearing the words "tactical baby gear" repeated so often, I am now in fact sure the baby is tactical.
This is like that episode of The Office where Dwight is like destroying Jan’s stroller to see how safe it is
The way he falls along with the stroller as it tips forwards is quite to my comedic liking
Walking into an archery range wearing camo was brave. Thank you for your service Capt Dan that was truly selfless 🇺🇸🦅
the amount of times he fell over the stroller has me dead 💀
hunter sees baby stroller moving through forest by itself..... shoots it
yeah, but like, do not do that. Super cool way to get yourself hurt.
One of the best parts of the video tho tbh lmao
The whole stroller brand reminds me of that baby shower episode of The Office where Dwight is testing Jan Levinson’s stroller lol
I’ve never laughed so hard over someone tripping over a stroller
“I’m mom now!!” You said that line with the perfect amount of aggression 😂😂
This is my fav video of yours so far, i laughed the whole time 😂 I hope somebody shopping for this stroller sees this and changes their mind 😂
I DIED WHEN YOU FULLY TRIPPED OVER THE STROLLER AND CHEWBACCA LANDED IN THE POCKET
As a grown man with no kids it was really weird watching another guy with no kids put together a stroller for 20 mins but I had fun
i actually laughed at this idk why
Damn this comment thread is as good as the video itself 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@M0bZ0Mb!3 lol theres a stroller that's a thousand dollars with like no storage space.
@TRK *adds to cart*
Idk why, but the running joke about the insistence of calling the baby a “payload” and bombing a Denny’s has the same energy as when he wanted the hologram girl to just turn into an airplane and the Pixel perfect episode
Damn, Danny still looks like a teenager. Like how
idk why but the fact that he’s not a dad makes this 1000 times funnier
Im surprised Danny didnt get the cops after him because imagine going to Walmart and there's just some dude in the parking lot racing around in full speed with a baby stroller