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- Published on Mar 19, 2023 verรถffentlicht
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He just got himself in trouble trying to roast his kid๐
Yeah lol๐๐
Lah you only got 1 reply LAH?! Lemme change that LAH!
โ@some dude Bing qi ling!!!!!
Do you know Mr HE is a comedian? He plays all parts. โค
@Rebecca Friel what?? Realy?????
"We're Asian, not Bsian."
One of the best lines ever.
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Bro I was laughing so hard to that ๐
That is hilarious #he just got owned
Really? That did it for you? Wow!
My mom's Asian and my dad is black. Every time I got a B in something, she would say, "I blame your father" ๐
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โIs because of that fucking ๐ฅท๐ฟ
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I think Stevenโs dad is in more trouble than Steven ๐
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yea really ๐ he really needs to stop hanging out with Bobby's mother ๐
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902 likes and 3 replys let me fix that
๐I think so too
The shoe ๐ at the end was personal ๐
โAs you can see hereโฆ the wild male Asians are only scared of one thingโฆ..
The Women.โ
So funny. Great comment!
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Aw. Might be true in the home but in the home country? There ain't no liberated woman or modern woman and the glass ceiling us real. SO IVE HEARD I HAVE NOT VISITED. Please correct me if I'm wrong I meant no offense.
@reginaldino enchillada In the philippines the family structure is matriarchal. Meaning the Mothers ran the family, I can not say for sure for a lot of asian countries but it is really matriarchal in the philippines.
My mother is under my dad, My dad usually have all of the decisions, but when my mom gets angry my dad obey all of her orders.
@Cyrien Jamesola true lol
As a Csian I can confirm the mom is scarier then the dad sometimes
Oof
as a fsian i can sure women is theใscariest things in the world
Fasian
Lolololol can totally relate to this
Lol Csian, Dsian and Fsian I cant xD!!!
โYou have friendโ Only one. Had me in tears.
"What da hail is ground you? What you think you are beef?!" Man I died ๐๐ญ
๐๐๐๐๐๐ Me too๐
"Who the hell you think you are? Friendly Neighborhood Asian?"
Had me dying ๐
๐๐๐๐๐Same
๐๐๐๐๐๐same
Yeah! That one got me too! ๐๐๐
I think you mean โhailโ
Same hahaha and the shoe at the end was funny ๐๐๐๐๐โคโคโค
Steven's dad just learnt a lesson in collateral damage.
Bobby 's mom saved Steven.
"WE'RE ASIAN! NOT BSIAN!" Had me dying.
We're fsian!!
Yes we are asian๐๐
@Decros Andrius Iโm worse, Iโm F- sian
Someone commented that line on his previous video...
โ@anime deez nuts๐ธ which line?
Jealousy in certain forms is an internal disposition
The asian dad said he had friends he is so kind
As an Bsian citizen, this is exactly how asian parents would react to Bโs. You get one b and you get failure and disappointment
Emotional Damage (TM)?
and that's why i always get A's...
Im a Csean
โ@Meowzing I'm a dsian ๐ข
@jenka the fridge Iโm fsian
"So i got 5 A's"
"Ok, that's good"
I surprised they didn't say "why not A+? "
because in Asia , We don't use Grade A+.
D- D C B A
that's the asian way
"We're Asian, not Bsian" gotta say that was the best catchphrase ever ๐
โWeโre Asian, not Bsianโ has got to be my favorite line of this entire channel
Me too ๐
I started laughing so hard when I heard this!
TBH, I don't know if this is a praise or a diss. "We're Asian, not Bsain" is quite a common joke among asian youtube channels and have been around for quite some tine now (up to a decade I reckon), so your statement makes it sound like you're saying that his best line is one which is very common, which suggests that everything else he does is very bad. I don't know...
@Astika CHbro please read his comments properly. He said itโs his favorite line not the best. Any line can be some peopleโs favorite itโs our own opinions.
โ@Astika CH gotta keep in mind a ton of people on Clip-Share be young and have never heard these jokes before
"What you think you are? Beef?!" Got me dead lmao๐
*"We're Asian, not Bsian!"*
_Truest words said in my whole existence._
The only thing that can stop a dad angry at his son is his mom angry at her husband. ๐
C in English eh?
yt/ihadastrokereadingthat
I see you speak of experience
@IntrovertAo1 he's Bobby from the next episode
@Chairezy But the grammar is correct. Everyone who is unable to read this should go read something besides Twitter posts and Clip-Share comments.
Even a video game booklet should suffice, for Christ's sake.
"We're Asian, not Bsian"
"When i was young all i had was bok choy"
The best lines ever heard from Steven's dad ๐๐๐
mom: โi get da six pack from WHOOPING YO A$$โ
โWho da hell you think you are, Friendly Neighboorhood Asian?!โ -Stevenโs mother, 2023
Am i a joke to you: Spiderman
@Cut Copy Taste J Jonah Jameson: โYesโ
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who da hail*
U be hanging out with Bobby's mom got me dying my soul nearly left ๐๐
โWhat you think you are BEEF?!โ
The delivery of that line hit me different, I felt fear in my soul
After exposing himself while roasting his kid Steven's dad will prob suffer a lot of physical damage from Steven's mom's slipper
And emotional damage
Slipper will suffer too. RIP slipper ๐โฐ
PHYSICAL DAAAMAGE !
Why hasnt he returned her to where he purchased her from?
โ@Tanel Ehala Asian Slipper is made with abuse in mind
"Stevenโs dad, how did you learn English?"
"I watched a lot of Bollywood movies." ๐๐
Tries to get the son to co-sign on the pumpkin spice latte, and Steven leaves him in the cold. I died. ๐
โWhat da hail do you think we ground you, are you beef?โ THAT KILLED ME ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Me too ๐๐
IKR
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I fricking died bruhhh๐๐๐
Finally it's here the clip you wanted.
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Bro... literally boutta tear his family apart cuz he got a B. Damn
why is this so accurate, are you spying on me?????
*โWhat you think you are beef?โ*
Iโm dead ๐๐๐
Edit:Tysm for the likes
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Triggered Indians incoming ๐น
What you think you are Pele ?
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ im gon die
LOL i love how the mom is just more upset at the implication that Steven's dad might be hanging out with Bobby's mom
"Friendly neighbourhood asian"
๐คฃ๐คฃ Underrated line
I love how the mom is more upset about him hanging out with the neighbors mom then her son getting a B
bro its because hes cheating man do you even understand
@Hawk Considering we have never seen the mother. I can assume he is a single dad. Stop bullshitting my good man.
โ@Hawk I mean it's an Asian mom so pretty surprising ig
As a Zsian I understand
Classic Asians
As an adult Dsian with five kids, I can confirm that bokchoy was all we had for academic help
Bro just made me realise that Asians get good grades because we have A in Asian. ๐
We need an entire video on Steven's mom lol
Yesss
This needs to happen, complete with laser guided slipper, I don't think my mom and aunts ever missed!
Yassss
I want to see Steven's grandfather sometime. Fresh from swimming over from China, his left foot ready to start a business. "This? This is what you raise? This not my grandson, this a donut. Stoobid."
What we really need is an episode of the shoe.
That quickly became a different conversation ๐๐
You hanging out with bobby's mom? GOT ME DIEING! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐
โFriendly neighborhood Asianโ I canโt do this ๐ญ
"GOOGLE DA ANSAH."
everyones dream of what teachers should tell us๐
Broโฆ. โFriendly Neighborhood Asianโ got me ๐๐
"you think youre beef?" is gonna haunt me forever ๐
That shoe slap was personal ๐
No, I'm using this line on my kids! "We're Asians not Brian's!" ๐๐๐
โWho da hail you think you are? Friendly neighbourhood Asian?โ
Thatโs the new Spider-Man there bois
The Asian version of spider man ๐
"What do you mean ground you? You are not beef." ๐๐๐
the way I see it, the fact that he's scared of his wife means that he still loved her because he didn't fight back, he would clearly win if he did. That's sweet lol
I love that "shoe" has its own caption. It's finally a character.
๐๐ best comment
Ahhh ...the classic "shoe" at the end ๐๐
You could see the sadness in his eyes when he couldnโt get his pumpkin spice latte with his wipped cream on top๐
nicest asian dad I've ever seen
Wait actually yeah
He finally acknowledged that Steven has friends
Your chinese accent is the best ever ! So in loe with your reels ๐๐
"We are Asian not Bsian!" Best one yet ๐
Edit 2: 700+ likes! Mama I'm famoussss!
Edit 3: 1.8k likes. ๐ฑ
What about Beijin?
Bajan is actually a Barbadian to Caribbean people. Sounds like Basian.
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Asian have to be grateful
Because European always got E
Love that line myself!
"I'ma Bobby muddah, I'm Bobby mom"
Unintentional crossover ๐
"Were Asian, not b-sian." Killed me lmfao
Despite years of training and mastering the art of emotional damage, Steven's father still trembles in fear at the most fearsome weapon known to Asian kind.
The Asian Mother's Slipper.
120 likes no comments? Lemme change that
230 likes 1 comment? Lemme change that
Dang
The most inspirational speech I heard
"we're asian, not bsian" best line of the month
My man is now really going to be turned into Pumpkin spice Laaatteee! ๐
โFriendly Neighborhood Asianโ ๐
Wait did you actually hit yourself with a shoe? That hit effect sounded so real. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
*"GOOGLE THE ANSWER LAH!"*
I literally fell to the floor
" when i was young, all i had was bok choy "
got me rollin on the rice dyin ๐
'' Oh! don't tell me Bobby's mother. Do I look like I drinking pumpkin spice latte'' got me rolling.๐๐คฃ
He went from screaming at his son to being screamed at by his wife in one minute ๐คฃ
โwho de hell you think you are da friendly neighborhood asianโ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Friendly Neighborhood Asian got me rolling
"You get B in online test"
"You know you fucked up"
-Uncle Roger
Edit- FUIYOH 474 likes.
It was at this moment that he knew,he fucked up
โHmmm, fucked up you didโ
Haiiyaaa
@Nobita Huang Fuiyooooohh
๐๐ I am going to write it on my diary for motivation, : "We are Asians not Bsians"๐๐๐
"WE'RE ASIANS NOT BSIANS"๐
"Google the answer lah. You have google, you have teacher, you have friend. When I was young, all I had was Bok Choy!"
Best ever line.
What is a Bok Choy, I googled it it says that itโs a plant!!! What the hail does that have to do with school??
@XLX MUSIC I used to grow it myself In Sweden. Itโs a good joke common in the Asian cuisine I donโt know why itโs not that common knowledge that pak Choi
@XLX MUSIC there is even emoji for that lah
@XLX MUSIC all Iโm saying itโs a good original joke
They had us in the first half ngl
"Friendly neighborhood Asian" literally sent me๐คฃ๐คฃ
"You want to get some later?": At this point, he knew he f*cked up!!๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐
No bad words
"We are Asian!..
Not Bsian"! ๐คฃ True point
"We're Asian, not Bsian" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ got me real good
โHow you get B again? Weโre asian not bsian!โ ๐ ๐
The wife sounded exactly my east asian neighbor ๐คฃ
Bro roasting his son is bascially exposing him self LMAO ๐
โFriendly neighborhood asianโ ๐๐
Whenever the son gets a B, he just thinks "Okay, which of my classmates has a hot mom so I can bring them up?"
More of mum please- sheโs gorgeously violent!
Man I wish my parents were this chillโฆ
Lol same
Ouch
My parents aren't strict at all but it just sucks whenever I disappoint them
I can relate to this comment 1000x so youโre getting a like lol
'bsian' got me dying ๐๐๐
"When I was your age, all I had was bok choy"
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"When I was young, all I had was Bok choyi" - Stevens Dad
A very advanced vegetable with more intelligence than a calculator ๐
Absolutely ๐
"we're are asian not bsian " got me rolling on the floor ๐๐๐
"all I had was bok choy" LMFAO
โWE A ASIAN, NOT BSIANโ MADE ME FALL OF THE BED ๐๐
*_"Were Asian not Bsian"_*
Got me dead๐๐๐
Give the shoe an Oscar ๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐ adding the mom at the end was the best , love the slipper.
As a fsian I can say I wish I had this mans parents
This took a wild turn.
"u want to get some later? ok" steven's father last word