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  • Mike Oxbig
    Mike Oxbig 2 months ago +2600

    Herschel has done a great job convincing me not to vote for the GQP for the rest of my life.

    • Lauren Disney
      Lauren Disney Month ago

      I would have thought Trumplethinskin would have been convincing enough, but Walker sure was special.

    • Dan Strayer
      Dan Strayer 2 months ago

      @Marijuanifornia Viet Nam did it for me. I was 9 to 19. All based on the fear of the "Reds" and communism, all cooked up byJoseph McCarthy, who was, no surprise, a Republican full of lies and maneuvering.

    • Sebastian Liebmann
      Sebastian Liebmann 2 months ago

      Thats stupid

    • V for Wombat
      V for Wombat 2 months ago +2

      @Bernhard Schwarz " trying to run over his wife with his SUV"
      he didn't. stop lying.

    • corbeau
      corbeau 2 months ago

      you still needed the Herschel to be convinced?

  • PeterJames Foote
    PeterJames Foote 2 months ago +26

    Sing along with Stephen, the family show we need for the holiday season!

  • calvinbonjovi
    calvinbonjovi 2 months ago +199

    I absolutely lost it when Stephen said "fifa has an ethics committee?" Lol

    • corbeau
      corbeau 2 months ago +3

      it is similar to our tailbone. It doesn't really have a function anymore, even though it started out swell.

    • E K Daufin
      E K Daufin 2 months ago +2

      I was already laughing!

    • Steve Rogers
      Steve Rogers 2 months ago +4

      @G lmaooo actually true tho.

    • G
      G 2 months ago +10

      Not to mention that he once said: "Watching soccer is like watching grass grow...with a bunch of soccer players in the way"

  • Andrew Mitchell
    Andrew Mitchell 2 months ago +226

    I am shocked to discover strangers can turn up unannounced at Mar a Lago, the nations repository of top secret documents.

    • Kathy Massey
      Kathy Massey 2 months ago

      @Andrew Mitchell Trump also filed papers that makes Bedminster an official cemetery so he could save money on Ivana’s funeral, and could take that off his taxes. The land and house were previously owned by John DeLorean and he raised cattle there. He has already filed for permission to erect a 16 ft obelisk to cover his gravesite. Ivana got a little black granite rectangle and some dirt.

    • Imperial Motoring
      Imperial Motoring 2 months ago

      You mean all the Democrats were too stupid and lazy to make copies?

    • Michele Engel
      Michele Engel 2 months ago

      @melissa Which means no one is bothering to protect a former POTUS who lives there!? It's the only golf course in the world that also serves as the main domicile of a former U.S. President. That's kind of a huge distinction, don't you think?

    • Andrew Mitchell
      Andrew Mitchell 2 months ago +5

      @melissa I stand corrected: its the nation's Top Secret Document repository and a golf course. The two being entirely compatible. ROFL.

    • melissa
      melissa 2 months ago

      its a golf course you sheeple

  • KatieG55
    KatieG55 2 months ago +151

    As a nurse, his chain smoking aunt, who was a nurse, made me pee my pants from laughter! THANK YOU!

    • Vive La Résistance
      Vive La Résistance Month ago

      One of my first jobs was at a large LA hospital that had just gone smoke free. We used to sneak into the doctors lounge which was the only place where smoking was still allowed.

    • Speedy Gonzales
      Speedy Gonzales 2 months ago +2

      I remember our school having a smoking area for students!

    • corbeau
      corbeau 2 months ago

      @Lynn St Laurent I remember people smoking on flying planes and at work. And yes, ashtrays everywhere. Streets full with cigarette butts and gum. Even cigarette bowls, like you would do with fruit, or some candy in the waiting room at the doctor. I wasn't born back then, but up until 1978 you could smoke in classes (here).

    • Lori Raf
      Lori Raf 2 months ago +9

      @Lynn St Laurent I recall that the doctors office had ashtrays in the waiting room

    • Lynn St Laurent
      Lynn St Laurent 2 months ago +10

      My family doctor used to smoke in his office way back when. He’s no longer with us to give you an idea of how long ago that was.

  • Barbara Slater
    Barbara Slater 2 months ago +789

    As a Canadian with family in the U.S., every time I think there are few sane people left in the U.S. I watch Stephen Colbert. He and his audience lift my spirits. It makes me think there must be more. Hopefully, a majority.

    • TheSoloAsylum
      TheSoloAsylum 2 months ago

      @Apog's Malcontents It's amazing the amount of delusion a person is required to have to be a democrat. Your party will be completely removed, it's already happening one step at a time. Trump is already your next president. Enjoy!

    • Apog's Malcontents
      Apog's Malcontents 2 months ago

      @Chip MillerBecause unlike you he speaks the truth whereas you are a Qanon nutter?

    • Apog's Malcontents
      Apog's Malcontents 2 months ago

      @TheSoloAsylum Wow. You really digging deep there eh? Are you trying to convince me that Biden is as racist as you? Clearly you vote for the fascist R Party.... So whatever you say is tainted by hate and malice anyways.

    • Apog's Malcontents
      Apog's Malcontents 2 months ago

      @Chip Miller So you like fascism and hate..... Well I do hope you wake up and get that chip off your Fascist shoulder.

    • Felix Madison
      Felix Madison 2 months ago

      @Burrito Dog That makes two of us! LOL!!

  • pibyte
    pibyte 2 months ago +330

    The world is broken but Stephen singing with audience healed my soul.

    • heintz256
      heintz256 2 months ago

      Same.

    • thomas dones
      thomas dones 2 months ago +1

      We are betting your a kareoke star...lol

    • ratholin
      ratholin 2 months ago +6

      the one person in the one place where he wouldn't have things thrown at him for howling out that awful cant.

  • R3
    R3 2 months ago +86

    Herschel Walker bit was on point 🙈 What an embarrassment for Georgia and our country.

    • Lunaryx Gaming
      Lunaryx Gaming 2 months ago +2

      ​@Lena Wagenfuehr Crazies tend to flock together.

    • Lena Wagenfuehr
      Lena Wagenfuehr 2 months ago +7

      He was standing next to Ted freaking Cruz...🤮

  • michaelccozens
    michaelccozens 2 months ago +46

    Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that Stephen just made an impromtu audience singalong strangely mesmerizing, if not beautiful?
    That guy bleeds entertainment and charisma.

  • Sherman Culbertson
    Sherman Culbertson 2 months ago +5262

    It’s absolutely humiliating and embarrassing that Trump was at one time the President of the United States.

    • Syn TheWrathful
      Syn TheWrathful 2 months ago

      It gets even worse when you realize that there’s a significant chance that he’ll inflict that Hell upon us once again.

    • patricia leonardo
      patricia leonardo 2 months ago

      @lady2550 and the worst of all Joe Biden and Kamala Harris

    • patricia leonardo
      patricia leonardo 2 months ago

      @Elena Christian that's called TDS

    • patricia leonardo
      patricia leonardo 2 months ago

      @abocas what do you think about Biden

    • patricia leonardo
      patricia leonardo 2 months ago

      @54 MGTF we are in the lowest point with ever been with Joey in the White House

  • In Stitches Comedy
    In Stitches Comedy 2 months ago +50

    I LOVE that we are not saying his name anymore. Finally 👏🏼

    • In Stitches Comedy
      In Stitches Comedy 2 months ago +4

      @godisbollocks thats awesome, i didnt know

    • godisbollocks
      godisbollocks 2 months ago +3

      That's been happening for a long time on this show. Many many months, if not a year or more.

  • Jessica George
    Jessica George 2 months ago +166

    What a lovely treat to hear Stephen singing! Thank you for continuing to bring happiness into our households

    • Susan Cervantez
      Susan Cervantez 2 months ago

      @Truthiness I agree. Love Stephen, but nothing will make me like that freakin'' song!! I can't listen to the radio at Christmastime anymore, also because of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Jeez, just put a bullet in me now!!! 😵‍💫🙀👎

    • Truthiness
      Truthiness 2 months ago +2

      Ya but at the same time I dont like him tempting me to actually like that damn christmas song! Rofl

  • clever username
    clever username 2 months ago +46

    Stephen legitimately has a beautiful singing voice and excellent vocal control.

  • Heavy Metal
    Heavy Metal 2 months ago

    Bro is hilarious, he caught himself with the "find my neck" hanging joke while doing Kanye and realized it looked racist/off, but he had to keep it going cuz he already committed Colbert is a PROFESSIONAL.😂

  • Courage Karnga
    Courage Karnga 2 months ago +1330

    The real scandal would be if Herschel Walker became a Senator! Can we please not make that happen?

    • Burrito Dog
      Burrito Dog 2 months ago

      @Rusted Friend im not racist, i said it was due to socio-economic factors.

    • Rusted Friend
      Rusted Friend 2 months ago

      @Burrito Dog it's always crazy to me that people are willing to be just openly racist like your comment. Please, feel free to leave voting to people that actually know how the world works.

    • Lunaryx Gaming
      Lunaryx Gaming 2 months ago +1

      I don't even live in Georgia and I don't want him to win.

    • Craig Wheeless
      Craig Wheeless 2 months ago +1

      @Burrito Dog
      Seems you love stereotyping.

    • Burrito Dog
      Burrito Dog 2 months ago +1

      @Craig Wheeless that is all just african american behavior. cant blame him, it is due to socio-economic factors. what, does he also sag his pants?

  • A.R.
    A.R. 2 months ago +98

    Stephen never ceases to amaze me. What a flawless delivery of masterfully written jokes.

  • The ADHD Prison Wife
    The ADHD Prison Wife 2 months ago +11

    Thank you for the serenade @Stephen Colbert 😍

  • time2livelife
    time2livelife 2 months ago +136

    “I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which one of those 3 guys I’m talking about.” 😂

    • David Haisell
      David Haisell 2 months ago +1

      Candidate for best line of the monologue!

    • Lisa Messiana
      Lisa Messiana 2 months ago +3

      ALL OF THEM!!!

    • Ian the soccer ref
      Ian the soccer ref 2 months ago +2

      That's a keeper👏👏

    • 2RROC
      2RROC 2 months ago +1

      so did ye bring the white supremacist with him (Con-ye??) or did donny invite them both to solicit money and support? (or have some fun at their expense).
      trump is scraping the bottom of the barrel now...

  • Joann Stevens
    Joann Stevens 2 months ago +95

    Stephen never disappoints

  • Yuriel Cundangan
    Yuriel Cundangan 2 months ago +2054

    Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still voted for REPUBLICANA is beyond hope

    • Marty
      Marty 2 months ago

      @Donna Vorce Maybe if the trumplican side would stop acting like a bunch of racist, holier than thou hypocritical BIGOTS and stop embracing white nationalism and cristo fascist theocracy and let people live their lives. Otherwise there will be no smoothing out.

    • Marty
      Marty 2 months ago

      @Anti-American is a Sin For what? You mom to finish up?

    • G C
      G C 2 months ago

      @Pam Jones I thought you guys were against big business. Why should disney have special legal authority over reedy creek? I definitely don't think they should have the power to imminent domain. Why is it pathetic?

    • Henhunter42
      Henhunter42 2 months ago

      @Pam Jones buddy I work in international supply chain. I knew exactly what was going to happen, as did millions of others who slowly realized this after two weeks turned into two months turned into two years. It doesn't excuse Jerome Powell and Biden from printing over 40% of the current instream currency to keep investors happy and have inflation explode almost overnight. Biden, Yellen and Powell all believed this inflation to still be transitory this time last year and had they actually had brains wouldve realized rates needed to be increased this time last year to what they are now to cool it. As a result, here we are now; over inflated, crushed portfolios as a result of institutional investors winding out and buying up home properties massively overinflating those as well, and the only way this will calm down again is with rates to over exceed inflation which Biden REFUSES to do because a biproduct of this is a result in a spike of unemployment, literally the only thing he has going for him right now, soon to be shot down by powell. Keep watching and come back here in a few months and you can tell me Im wrong. Biden shouldve crushed this inflation when the collateral damage was minimal last year, but he didnt. He fucked up, and stumbled over his words shaking hands with ghosts and describing America in one word: Ahfidskgnajdxidfoothollsofthehimalayas

    • Cynthia Khan
      Cynthia Khan 2 months ago

      ​@Donna Vorce

  • James Goines
    James Goines 2 months ago +130

    Stephen the monologue was hilarious as usual, many thanks to you and your writers. But a gold star is awarded for singing "All I want for Christmas."
    It's was wonderful.
    And done without a teleprompter, too

    • thefly373
      thefly373 2 months ago

      @Lunaryx Gaming You clearly don't understand what you wrote.

    • Lunaryx Gaming
      Lunaryx Gaming 2 months ago

      @thefly373 Right over your head.

    • thefly373
      thefly373 2 months ago

      @Lunaryx Gaming That's why I rarely watch Colbert. Too many other amazing funny people out there. No need to waste time on Colbert.

    • Lunaryx Gaming
      Lunaryx Gaming 2 months ago

      ​@thefly373 I think someone actually needs to laugh.

    • thefly373
      thefly373 2 months ago

      @Randall Bolt I'm certainly not the only one that doesn't find Colbert funny. Try googling "Is Colbert funny."

  • Sarah Schouveller
    Sarah Schouveller 2 months ago +55

    Stephen truly has a beautiful singing voice! I know this, yet it takes me by surprise every time he sings on the show.

  • meet me
    meet me 2 months ago +7

    hahahah😂🤣😂 This man made me laugh with his singing towards the end....I love you Stephen❤❤

  • Cfa Weiss
    Cfa Weiss 2 months ago +22

    I enjoy Stephen’s rendition of “All I want for Christmas” the most 😎👍

  • Mini Skitz
    Mini Skitz 2 months ago +728

    Damn asking 45 to be your VP and honestly thinking that would go well? Kanye really is crazy

    • Joe Nalewabau
      Joe Nalewabau 2 months ago +1

      I think Ye was trying to rub salt into trump’s wounded ego. Can you just imagine trump playing second fiddle to a black man? That would be the death of him.

    • jennifer boynton
      jennifer boynton 2 months ago

      I sure would have liked to have seen trump's face when Kanye said that!😁

    • Vicor de Castro
      Vicor de Castro 2 months ago

      _ really the best way to enter competition for his running mate - ask it to be yours', and in a meeting of 'like minds', of course ? ❗️❔️ Btw, any1 else wondering who will be djt45s' "Booth", immortality awaits !?!

    • Gail Coleman
      Gail Coleman 2 months ago +8

      It is a narcissist competition!

    • Surge 1077
      Surge 1077 2 months ago +6

      Ye has been crazy for a long time. People are just finally noticing.

  • ianmusic19
    ianmusic19 2 months ago +56

    I have been watching Colbert's nightly commentaries for years. But this has got to be the best one ever. 🤣

    • Serendipity Shop
      Serendipity Shop 2 months ago +1

      It's a very good one. But for me, the live one on the night of January 6th is still the absolute standout.

    • Jef E
      Jef E 2 months ago

      I think he sucks something happens to Trump he'd be done

    • Monique Engleman
      Monique Engleman 2 months ago +2

      I know, I think that every time.

  • wintermute740
    wintermute740 2 months ago +9

    I lived in Georgia for a couple of years in high school. I am from Ohio. One of my classmates actually asked "Is that in northern Georgia?" So yes, it is entirely possible that Herschel Walker, along with at least one of my former classmates, thinks that Texas is somewhere in the western part of the state.

  • You Are The Universe
    You Are The Universe 2 months ago +34

    Stephen you are a an angel! Thank you for always bringing smiles and laughter to our lives! Bless you beloved brother! 🥰🙏💐

  • Cecelia Voss
    Cecelia Voss 2 months ago +13

    This was an excellent monolog! 😂

  • laalaa99stl
    laalaa99stl 2 months ago +1378

    Well. America _has_ been suffering from electile dysfunction. 😁

    • Kittie Chamille
      Kittie Chamille 2 months ago

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • Adna Loy
      Adna Loy 2 months ago

      😬🤣

    • dancepiglover
      dancepiglover 2 months ago +2

      You have more than one thousand likes but you still deserve more.

    • WryLife
      WryLife 2 months ago

      Winner!

    • Tia
      Tia 2 months ago

      bhahahahahahah

  • James Smith
    James Smith 2 months ago +13

    Colbert on fire again. Man I love this show!

  • Pete Garza
    Pete Garza 2 months ago

    I think LIZ CHENEY said it best when she stated "I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO MAKE SURE THAT DONALD TRUMP NEVER SETS FOOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN"...

  • Uthman Baksh
    Uthman Baksh 2 months ago +43

    I could just play Stephen's version of All I want for Christmas and never get tired of it!

  • Heinz Kanein
    Heinz Kanein 2 months ago +30

    Steven is really fantastic. I'm such a fan of his. That guy makes late night TV enjoyable.

  • Civil Villain
    Civil Villain 2 months ago +384

    TFG still has Secret Service protection. There's no way he wasn't briefed and aware Fuentes was coming to dinner. His default setting is to lie.

    • Rupert
      Rupert 2 months ago

      Reminds me of the time a former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was invited to the WH Morrison is also a Hillsong Pentecostal god freak he wanted to drag along Bryan Houston the then leader of this sleazy cult but even TFG said no to Houston just too sleazy.

    • Terry Reynolds
      Terry Reynolds 2 months ago +2

      "When one lies, one should lie big, and stick to it. Then keep up their lies, even at the risk of looking ridiculous." Joseph Goebbels

    • gBp56%%H
      gBp56%%H 2 months ago

      @Greg Allison 🤣🤣🤣

    • Maria G.
      Maria G. 2 months ago

      @Faithless Hound Even tfg should be able to understand that having one of the most reprehensible hate-mongers in the country over for Thanksgiving dinner is a bad look.

    • Phil Gee
      Phil Gee 2 months ago +3

      @Connie Bailey TFFG!

  • pangalactictuber
    pangalactictuber 2 months ago +11

    Stephen really brought out the chromaticism of “All I Want For Christmas”. It was almost like reading sheet music - he has a good ear. (One is enough!)

  • Erin Cress
    Erin Cress 2 months ago +13

    I didn't know I needed Stephen Colbert to sing to me...but I 100% needed that.

  • The Third
    The Third 2 months ago +11

    As soon as "... complained to FIFA's ethics committee" flashed up, you just know we all though the same thing and laughed heartily when Stephen fulfilled the prophecy.

  • MikeySalais
    MikeySalais 2 months ago +6

    Notably his best monologue this season. Fantastic! timing - graphics - setups everything. Loved it. I don't usually re-watch, but this one.......

  • TheGyre
    TheGyre 2 months ago +4

    I'm always impressed that a guy who is deaf in one ear can carry a tune as well as Colbert can.

  • Pippogriff the Great
    Pippogriff the Great 2 months ago +22

    Steven out here spitting facts, serenading, and making me snort laugh like a champ 🤣

    • A. S.
      A. S. 2 months ago

      @melissa Yes. You are not clever.

    • melissa
      melissa 2 months ago

      you mean bahhhhh like a good little sheeple

  • G Royalty Crown
    G Royalty Crown 2 months ago +11

    He's got a decent singing voice! Man of many talents, Mr. Colbert

  • GruffChick Journal
    GruffChick Journal 2 months ago +21

    Stephen has a fantastic voice. Record a few more Christmas songs with the band, bundle them all together, and sell them. All proceeds go the American Red Cross to help people after a major natural disaster. Or use the proceeds in the Ukraine.

  • Alex Martinez
    Alex Martinez 2 months ago +406

    “I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which of those three guys I’m talking about.” Solid, fucking joke.

    • JE V
      JE V 2 months ago +3

      Unless you are a native American, you have nothing to stand on calling out others.

    • Alex Martinez
      Alex Martinez 2 months ago +1

      @Burrito Dog Nope.

    • Burrito Dog
      Burrito Dog 2 months ago

      @Alex Martinez mexican american

    • Alex Martinez
      Alex Martinez 2 months ago

      @Burrito Dog American, actually.

    • Burrito Dog
      Burrito Dog 2 months ago +1

      ok mexican

  • Deborah Gee
    Deborah Gee 2 months ago +41

    What a great voice you have Stephen Colbert! Every time you break into song it’s great! Tonight was extra great to hear your voice in All I Want For Christmas. I loved it! Thanks always for your humor. Happy holidays. 🎼🎉🎁🎶

  • Gal
    Gal 2 months ago +11

    Stephen with the voice of an angel 😇 That was amazing

  • AbelxRunnerx5
    AbelxRunnerx5 2 months ago +7

    Is it just me, or should Stephen release a Christmas Album?

  • Jude Irwin
    Jude Irwin 2 months ago +5

    Best line of the night, “FIFA has an ethics committee ? Really?”

  • Vanessa Whitney
    Vanessa Whitney 2 months ago +380

    Thank You, Stephen & Crew... For making the awful things bearable...

    • Keith
      Keith 2 months ago

      @Christopher Porter You're uncomfortable with factual reality? That's really odd big guy.

    • Christopher Porter
      Christopher Porter 2 months ago +1

      @Keith your comment was so ridiculous, I honestly couldn't finish reading it without laughing... Like seriously tho, who hurt you?

    • Keith
      Keith 2 months ago

      @Connie Bailey You mean you have a president with severe dementia, who has failed your country in some of the most egregious ways in history. Look at the state of inflation, the value of the dollar, gas prices. Look at how he withdrew from Afghanistan while arming your enemy with Billions of dollars worth of military armaments from small arms, armor, missiles, tanks and APCs, which will absolutely come back to fire up another war against your children in the next couple of decades when another couple buildings come crashing down. But you're so blinded by your hatred of "da bad orange man" to not see the catastrophic failure of your current administration. And you wonder why people make fun of the level of intelligence in your nation right now.

    • Connie Bailey
      Connie Bailey 2 months ago +4

      @TheSoloAsylum what country do you live in? The U.S. had the worst POTUS in the history of history, but we voted his ass out. We now have a normal POTUS who is a little boring, but it's a relief after the madness of the last guy. You in Brazil or Turkey, maybe?

    • TheSoloAsylum
      TheSoloAsylum 2 months ago

      This current president is the most awful thing to ever happen to this country.

  • Nancy Radford
    Nancy Radford 2 months ago +6

    Brilliant as usual, Stephen!

  • A.E. Jabbour
    A.E. Jabbour 2 months ago +7

    Damn, that was a really funny monologue, even by Stephen's standards. :)

  • Alec Copile
    Alec Copile 2 months ago +7

    9:40 Stephen actually has a lovely singing voice 👍. I remember when he sang "Falling in Love Is Wonderful" with Anna Kendrick, I was surprised how good it sounded. He should record a Christmas album.

  • DotesOnDots
    DotesOnDots 2 months ago +4

    Wow, love your show! So funny, plus you really did a great job singing! 👏 👏👏👏👏💖

  • Angel
    Angel 2 months ago +10

    Always a pleasure to hear Stephen sing.

  • Pet Granny
    Pet Granny 2 months ago +3

    Great bit - had me laughing out loud through the whole thing.

  • adedwards111
    adedwards111 2 months ago +9

    Hilarious Stephen! You’re the best!!

  • The Science Goblin Staats (Dyna Staats)

    I said it last year and I’ll say it again, Stephen could release a Christmas Album and I would *ABSOLUTELY* buy it!

  • Laura W.
    Laura W. 2 months ago +5

    Loved band member's face after you said "she brought your sister..."💖

  • Phoenix Fasola
    Phoenix Fasola 2 months ago +7

    Steven can sing!!! He has a natural vibrato, who knew?

  • Marvin martin
    Marvin martin 2 months ago +7

    The song, and the audience singing along was wonderful!!!

  • Kim
    Kim 2 months ago +20

    Thank you Stephen! ❤️🥰 A voice of humor in times of dealing with lunatic individuals.

  • Numbah12AD
    Numbah12AD 2 months ago

    Why was the piano not playing with Steven as he belted out that beautiful piece? That was gorgeous, Mr. Colbert!

  • J. C.
    J. C. 2 months ago

    Pretty sure England does tie us in heart disease. Or was that obesity? 🤷‍♂️

  • Cindy Miller-Flint
    Cindy Miller-Flint 2 months ago +4

    Excellent monologue as always Mr Colbert

  • thomas franco
    thomas franco 2 months ago

    Bravo Stephen Colbert, love the response when you said I can imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting, which of those three guys I am talking about. All three. FUNNY and REAL!!!

  • Sean Robert Ramuno
    Sean Robert Ramuno 2 months ago +10

    Dear Stephen,
    It’s 345 and I just woke up here in Atlanta and you have me howling with laughter! You are firing on all cylinders tonight, my friend! But I still think you are Cray Cray!
    Love,
    Sean

  • ElvishLP
    ElvishLP 2 months ago +3

    Okay, now I really need more of Stephen singing!

  • Kent M
    Kent M 2 months ago +1

    "This erection is about the people"
    Stephen's writers can just take the day off. The republicans supply him with all the jokes he needs.

  • Sharron Mainor
    Sharron Mainor 2 months ago +7

    Thank you SO much for singing to us! Happy holidays to you and yours!

  • Mike Oxbig
    Mike Oxbig 2 months ago +628

    Herschel: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the dumbest of them all?
    Mirror: My previous owner was a vampire and even he was able to see the obvious.

    • MrBlackDragon
      MrBlackDragon Month ago +2

      @Julie Utley at this point now I don't think Rudy could be any worse than Mr. Orange alphabet soup was. After all this, these Republicans still haven't ditched him I'm just sitting back with popcorn and watching them burn the party down.

    • Victoria Smith
      Victoria Smith 2 months ago +1

      @Sam Barris 😂 nice one!

    • Victoria Smith
      Victoria Smith 2 months ago +1

      😂

    • TheSoloAsylum
      TheSoloAsylum 2 months ago

      Says a group of people that actually elected a dead person, a brain dead person and a president who shits his own pants.

    • emmap bogatsu
      emmap bogatsu 2 months ago +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • boaty msboatface
    boaty msboatface 2 months ago +2

    I’m so lucky that I get to vote against Herschel twice

  • Jerry P
    Jerry P 2 months ago

    Yay! Still no subtitles or captions.
    Keep it up cbs.
    It's not like every single other video had the option
    Way to be...unique?¡

  • Alicia Green
    Alicia Green 2 months ago +6

    Singing along with Stephen at six am this morning was lovely ❤️

  • teonna weakfall
    teonna weakfall 2 months ago +1

    Colbert sing 🎶 it 😊.

  • Tripod Threefoot
    Tripod Threefoot 2 months ago +236

    Thank you Stephen for carry your show at a time when most people are still on Thanksgiving leave, it's timely and needed since most Late Night Show went mute during the pandemic, those laughter in a live studio is like therapy

    • Jeremy Benoit
      Jeremy Benoit 2 months ago +2

      These garbage shows being mute during the so called pandemic was probably the best part about it

    • Cat Bee the Dragon-Sidhe
      Cat Bee the Dragon-Sidhe 2 months ago +7

      I know absolutely no one who is still on Thanksgiving break. Must be nice!

  • sarahott
    sarahott 2 months ago +8

    9:40 Stephen actually has a beautiful voice. I wish he sang to us every night. 🥰

  • Heather Andrews
    Heather Andrews 2 months ago +5

    He needs to put out his version of All I Want for Christmas on a Single. I'd buy the hell out of that...

  • Jean Henderson Harley
    Jean Henderson Harley 2 months ago

    All right now. Sing it 👏👏👏👏👏🎉

  • Fuzzy Johnson
    Fuzzy Johnson 2 months ago +1

    Iran has a point about their flag. We wouldn't like it if a flag from 1860 America was what was flown as being our flag.

  • Josef Kay
    Josef Kay 2 months ago +849

    What a hilarious scene: Kanye offering Trump the vice-presidency, Trump screaming about Kanye's unelectability, and a crazy-eyed paranoid lunatic sitting there taking it all in as he stuffs breadsticks into his face.
    I always thought there was a trace of Moe Howard running through Trump's schtick, and it sounds like Mar-a-Lago verged on Stooge-level slapstick that evening.

    • Wayne Stein
      Wayne Stein 2 months ago

      Trump knows who Jack Smith is

    • Wayne Stein
      Wayne Stein 2 months ago

      That's what sells lunatics

    • DotesOnDots
      DotesOnDots 2 months ago +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Mitchell Anderson
      Mitchell Anderson 2 months ago +1

      I just have the mental image of Nick Fuentes just sitting there going "...Oh no. I'm the SANE ONE".

    • Charlene Johnson
      Charlene Johnson 2 months ago

      @Jeremy DeCaro Doesn't seem to be working. Maybe you need a new religion.

  • Prakhar Vishnoi
    Prakhar Vishnoi 2 months ago +2

    "Fifa has an ethics committee????" I legit mouthed those words at the same time as you Mr. Colbert

  • Sanjida Alam
    Sanjida Alam 2 months ago +5

    No one is going to talk about Stephen's singing? He was great!!!!

  • Cat Whisperer
    Cat Whisperer 2 months ago +4

    Dinner statement analogy spot on! Well wrote well played!! 👏👏👏👏👏

  • SARAHJEANNE PETERSON
    SARAHJEANNE PETERSON 2 months ago +1

    Wow! He's got a great singing voice! And I knew before his late night shows that he's a very talented actor!

  • Steve Sloan
    Steve Sloan 2 months ago

    Free Trump Translater
    "Everything went great!" = "It was an epic disaster!"
    "A guest whom I had never met." = "We have known and loved each other for years."
    "Expressed no antisemitism." = "It was a torrent of antisemitic."

  • ibunkatraining
    ibunkatraining 2 months ago +3

    Stephen is really one of the best impressionists for little comedic vignettes. Amazing!

  • OdieMikes
    OdieMikes 2 months ago

    Stephen almost misspoke during the word misspoke during the Herschel Walker misspeaking bit

  • Marie Josée Huot
    Marie Josée Huot 2 months ago +7

    This is all so so funny but all so so sad at the same time.

  • Yuriel Cundangan
    Yuriel Cundangan 2 months ago +224

    I never knew an audit could take over 8 years

    • 2RROC
      2RROC 2 months ago

      IRS was like: We were doing an audit?... guess we'd better get to work...😆😆
      Weaselburg will put donny in jail, his testimony alone plus all the years of racketeering.

    • Christoph Brinkmann
      Christoph Brinkmann 2 months ago +1

      They had to audit all of the calories in his body. Took them 2 years for the waist alone!

    • TheSoloAsylum
      TheSoloAsylum 2 months ago

      It takes a while to manufacture crimes against people. Don't worry, Hunter and Joe have plenty of them and that will move along quickly at this point.

    • Mari H
      Mari H 2 months ago

      There aren't and never have been laws that prevent one from voluntarily releasing their tax information. He's simply hiding behind the audit(s) as an excuse. His taxes will reveal what a greedy, lying scumbag he truly is.

    • Keallei
      Keallei 2 months ago

      Probably because of all the significant figures.

  • Maureen Parker
    Maureen Parker 2 months ago +1

    Stephen really looks good...

  • Angie
    Angie 2 months ago +2

    Wow, who would've guessed Stephen Colbert has a great singing voice! 😍🤩

  • Atl Peach
    Atl Peach 2 months ago +3

    Stephen singing was everything!!!! ❤

  • No More
    No More 2 months ago

    Considering the fact that FIFA cares about profit and nothing else, I have to assume its ethics committee is run by Elon Musk.
    As for Mariah Carey, I suspect CBS is going to receive a bill for Stephen singing that song even though his use is covered by fair-use.

  • marciadafne
    marciadafne 2 months ago

    That’s a lovely singing voice

  • Lianne Doherty
    Lianne Doherty 2 months ago +3

    Thank you, Stephen - Queen of Christmas - for such a lovely rendition of the Xmas song I hate the most! You rocked it, Sir!

  • Kelziebub
    Kelziebub 2 months ago +7

    WE NEED THE COLBERT VERSION OF "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS" FOR CHARITY!!!!

  • Jeffrey Turner
    Jeffrey Turner 2 months ago +2

    Wow, Stephen is a genius! He had me laughing 😃 😀 😄 hard!

  • Anjuli Kamins
    Anjuli Kamins 2 months ago +229

    Colbert is so talented. Even the singing was a pleasure.

    • Claire Jeske
      Claire Jeske 2 months ago

      @Jef E except Colbert was hilarious and extremely successful for a decade plus before Trump even entered politics whatsoever...

    • Jef E
      Jef E 2 months ago

      He'll be done if anything ever happens to Trump that's all he5 got

    • Charlie OBrien
      Charlie OBrien 2 months ago

      @Connie Bailey
      Roo's departure has been delayed due to creeping....🤣

    • Connie Bailey
      Connie Bailey 2 months ago +4

      @Roo’s Nest Gaming it's not an airport. No need to announce your departure.

    • Connie Bailey
      Connie Bailey 2 months ago +1

      @Alan Miller what show were you watching? Colbert's writers are on.

  • SolarisCMU
    SolarisCMU 2 months ago

    Thanks for following anti-antisemitism with your BS about how we should all know a modern Christmas carol's lyrics.

  • Holly Nordgren
    Holly Nordgren 2 months ago +4

    Am I the only one who would love a Late Show Christmas Album??!!!