It is the first day of university

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  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • Enzo Fischer
    Enzo Fischer Day ago +1

    *S A M A N T H A*

  • Stingykawa
    Stingykawa Day ago

    WE GO TO THE SAME UNI OMG

  • A V A
    A V A Day ago

    use this as a button to count how many times she says ravines in all of her videos

  • Victoria Blige
    Victoria Blige Day ago

    please make sure to schedule in naps for yourself it's going to be crucial.

  • Feranmi Odubanjo

    Watching this vid For the 1000000000th time as i Await another video from My lord and savior Jristopher christmas

  • Melisa
    Melisa Day ago

    This is also my first year of university and I'm studying phisycs too hahah

  • dark yun
    dark yun Day ago

    yes queen U CAN DO IT JOANAAA

  • oofies owo
    oofies owo Day ago

    clip-share.net/video/h67t1jrhHqs/video.html joana!! I think this girl copied you!! Or your thumbnail? Idkk I think she copied

  • 햬니
    햬니 Day ago

    how does she still have the same wallpaper until now omg

  • xZyroxC
    xZyroxC Day ago

    U are thicc

  • FloorLemmens
    FloorLemmens Day ago

    Am i the only one pausing on 1:32 to see what it says hahaha

  • Basy Bo bo
    Basy Bo bo Day ago

    166k likes 2.2k dislikes

  • adiyanthy
    adiyanthy Day ago

    omg dude this is the first video i saw and you are hilarious and I also love the fact that you love physics as much as I do. most people around me don't have half the amount of brain cells required to actually understand it.

  • Emmanuel Bernard

    Just Clip-Share 24/7 no need for University.

  • Raquel Jaen
    Raquel Jaen Day ago

    so,,,are you ready to drop out yet?

  • Vores lille youtube kanal

    Well Fuck me. My birthday is 4th september

  • Rawan Alhamwi
    Rawan Alhamwi Day ago

    Can you show us your dormm

  • Alivia Gerrard
    Alivia Gerrard Day ago

    Was that Percy Jackson and the lightning thief???

  • shirin kia
    shirin kia Day ago

    Small youtubers who want to help each other out ? I can be active on your account ❤️

  • Enzo Fischer
    Enzo Fischer Day ago +1

    3 million cookies soon i'm literally shaking and quaking and crying

  • Ramiro Pérez Trunso

    Imagine that you turned to your window and see your neighbor talking alone with a mini microphone

  • A B
    A B Day ago

    I feel like the brown hair was better

  • Alexandria
    Alexandria Day ago +1

    Wait so why are u taking calc and algebra at the same time?

    • ablabs
      ablabs Day ago

      Alexandria she probably meant linear algebra

  • Manjula Kaushal
    Manjula Kaushal Day ago

    I just subbed 😘😘😘😘

  • Hannah Anderson
    Hannah Anderson Day ago

    why didn't u get staples from Staples?

  • nicko654
    nicko654 Day ago

    why does she have so many subjects in university ????

  • Rachel Y.
    Rachel Y. Day ago

    Is that intro a Chris Fleming reference because gurl

  • Lol Kio
    Lol Kio Day ago

    Meanwhile people in Asian Universities be like :😏😏

  • Lil Otaku
    Lil Otaku Day ago

    holy shait this gave me anxiety

  • Angel Maltez
    Angel Maltez Day ago

    Get ready to make cookies again

  • Nick Gurr
    Nick Gurr Day ago

    “Calm ya meatless tittes”

  • Shamima Akther
    Shamima Akther Day ago

    Almost at 3 mil! Keep up the good work my fave John Cena

  • Cker
    Cker Day ago

    You are a very interesting person.

  • spanz d0cter
    spanz d0cter Day ago

    Kim stop taking pictures *I'm going to jail*

  • Laura Zapater
    Laura Zapater Day ago

    As a spaniard I have more than five types of cheese in my fridge and it's ok
    btw not every Spanish person has that much cheese but we make excellent cheese and I love it. does it make sense lol

  • Laura Zapater
    Laura Zapater Day ago

    As a spaniard I have more than five types of cheese in my fridge and it's ok
    btw not every Spanish person has that much cheese but we make excellent cheese and I love it. does it make sense lol

  • iii_CloudyPxxts
    iii_CloudyPxxts Day ago +1

    yaya I’m here before 3 Million

  • kglrtheroche
    kglrtheroche Day ago

    Stop buying textbooks people! Does your school not have them on loan or in the reserve section?

  • less kiss
    less kiss Day ago

    Lots of try hard hipsters cook in leather jackets 🤔

  • gucci mane
    gucci mane Day ago

    Why you talk a lot lmao

  • Katie Fox
    Katie Fox Day ago

    Y ou need to add a splash of milk to your bootleg mac and cheese to really crank up that creamyness

  • Nadine L
    Nadine L Day ago +1

    why am i watching this.. im a grade 8 highschooler who has no probably plan for her future

    • less kiss
      less kiss Day ago

      😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

  • Jqn Bautista
    Jqn Bautista Day ago

    OMG PERCY JACKSON

  • National Pornographic

    This is the full girlfriend experience.

  • Nazli Xoxoxo
    Nazli Xoxoxo Day ago

    Joana ur actually the mothers daughter, yall r like twins.
    BTW ALMOST 3M❤️😍

  • Sophia draws stuff

    "Calm your meatless titties, its sustainable" 😂😂😂😂

  • 22 41
    22 41 Day ago

    Hi Joana, thank you

  • Athena Dolling
    Athena Dolling Day ago

    *throws out Nike Air Force Ones*....

  • GSXR 750
    GSXR 750 Day ago

    you're making a good choice going the stem route, don't give up, it'll pay you back later on.

  • Sardonyx
    Sardonyx Day ago

    I've watched you for a year now and today I finally realized you live in Toronto cause I saw a bus. I am idiot.

  • Amber Boxley
    Amber Boxley Day ago

    “calm your meatless titties” lmaooooooo sksusjskskskkk

  • Courtney Casanova

    i always wear black on the first day of school to mourn summer i didn’t think anyone in the world did that

  • Miss PAN-tastic
    Miss PAN-tastic Day ago +1

    “Apple piss” 😂😂😂

  • Haley Jane
    Haley Jane Day ago

    This reconfirms my zero regrets for not going to college.

  • Hazel
    Hazel Day ago

    oh my god i did not expect joana to pull out those demonia's.... im jealous

  • Harley Petty
    Harley Petty Day ago +5

    Is no one going to talk about how she is a Percy Jackson fan? 4:48

    • Alivia Gerrard
      Alivia Gerrard Day ago

      Harley Petty ikr!! I died I’m half way through the heroes of olympus series

    • Emerald S.
      Emerald S. Day ago

      ! I stan. Unpopular opinion - I prefer Magnus Chase

  • Kynzee Syverson
    Kynzee Syverson Day ago

    😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

  • Eduarda Queiroz
    Eduarda Queiroz Day ago

    I just watch 2 old vídeos of her and i am thing i’m in love

  • Beep boop
    Beep boop Day ago

    Anyone know where Joanna is going to uni to?

  • Rachel Marie Newcomb

    Modern day Mrs. Maisel