James Bond VS John Wick | DEATH BATTLE!

Wick: "Not really"

@Obi-Wan Kenobi Bond: no.

@Zachary Spencer Wick: Do you need a partner?

Hahhahah accurate !!!

@Elpidiio Pardilla Wick: “Yeah.”

True!!! 😁😁😁😁😁

@fangirl_332 Well I can point something better in your general direction tutz

@Valaso I know I still wanted to point that out

@fangirl_332 that joke went over your head lmao

@Valaso wrong movie

The way I see it, Bond is basically Bruce Wayne if he decided to just fight crime as himself instead of dressing like a bat.

Is it just me,or has Screw Attack/Death Battle degraded a bit in quality & fame?
I can see Snake vs Sam Fisher just beneath this video,& it has 11mil views comared to the 2.7mil of this one.
I guess Rooster Teeth DID go through a few controversies.

That’s literally why we have “the best or more powerful in their worlds or universe” take them out of their universe or world. They aren’t the best so realistically it makes sense that bond wins, he’s literally a respected agent that gets occasional help John wicks Ally’s are questionable.

@Hats OFF Can't agree. As they covered in the analysis they're pretty much of a match in skill with Bond a little faster. Wick looks cooler but that because his films have the benefit of decades of improvements in movie tech compared to most of Bonds plus, frankly, way better direction.

Without the gadgets, John would absolutely destroy Bond with just skills on his side.

Is there anyone who has a higher kill count per hour without using explosives and WMDs in film?

If we count indirect kills by the end of the series John Wick will have caused a power vacuum that will send the underworld into chaos and cause gang wars all over the world. He killed a member of the high table and her successor that alone should start gang wars to see who gets the seat. That should be at least 1000 deaths a year for however long the power vacuum last.

@Joseph Butler wick killed two people with a pencil.. it's kind of a big part of his character

@Chillinpeperhe was but then he was captured by the government. He then escaped captivity and almost killed everyone at the facility he was being kept in but a scientist named Rowan managed to seal him in a cryogenic stasis chamber. A few centuries later, he is discovered by a group of students field tripping to earth which is now a desolate hellscape of eternal sandstorms and then the rest of Jason X happens.

Eh, not as impressive since Jason and Micheal use melee weapons or their hands while Wick uses guns primarily. Plus if you count comics or the like both slashers have higher body counts.

It's also lifted straight from No Time To Die (2022).

I think, they would think of making a movie together, maybe in John Wick 5? With a new plot and character with the same traits as James Bond? After the high table discovered to the whole world (We don't know yet If government is even exist in John Wick universe, looks like It's not lol), MI6 will surely comes to get in touch with John Wick, since It's can be a valuable asset for them, every elite military group and secret service, including Mafia with high profile will do everything. And Bond send to trace and find John Wick after he flip the high table to the ground.

@Lezz_Ned Not so sure. Craig, sure, he's personable enough in interviews etc but nothing you can't find with any professional actor. But these days Reeves is quite the showman.

It'd be pretty mundane I assume lol
They'd watch the video and probably crack smiles and say nice things.
Like "thanks for enjoying these characters we portray!"

I feel like Keanu would legit be like "Hey, if Wick's gonna lose, I and I think John himself, would be honoured it was to Bond."

I picture Keanu smiling at Daniel and saying "Nice job, you got me good." 👌

But Bond is only sent after organizations or individuals that actually threaten the world which doesn't make sense that he is sent to deal with just a single assassin, it would make a lot more sense if for example John Wick was commissioned by the assassins organization to support a specific Bond villain in order to redeem himself and finally retire and so he acts as a bodyguard for said villain like the slicy bowl cap guy from Goldfinger, Bond Villains tend to have a bodyguard to defend them before they actually confront the main villain almost like a boss before the final boss, so it would make sense to me if Bond was forced to deal with Wick in order to reach said Bond villain heck maybe as they fight it out they instead reach a truce and actually work together in not only taking out the main villain but also the assassins organization

yeah if the Bond films get rebooted

Too bad Bond is dead

Just here me out. Ever seen the movie nobody? Nobody is sent to kill wick. I’d want that movie

last bond movie bond vs wick just like freddy vs jason

I also obsessively listen to the clicking sounds and I'm actually thinking it's 11 clicks and the 12th is the sound of the pen connecting to the floor. If you listen again you'll notice the last 2 clicks are in succession when it lands.

@reptile z cant be, Wick got 2 shoots and his back was still bulettproof.

I counted 11 clicks, not twelve.

I counted 10 clicks though the last one sounded off so it I may have been 9.

When the pen fell on the ground it clicked two times. This threw me off too for the most of it

maybe MI6 would hire John to help dismantle the criminal underworld he was apart of with James.

I have to disagree, namely because even without gadgets Bond has defeated the likes of Jaws and Oddjob, who are near comic-book levels of strong; Grant, a psyochpathic Spectre agent who was SPECIFICALLY TRAINED kill him (technically he used a gadget to turn the tables, but I wouldn’t count a secret knife compartment as an unfair advantage); Scaramanga, widely considered the best assassin in the world; and killed a target while an entire squad of soldiers were aiming down-sights at him. A single squeeze of the trigger and he’d be dead, and he still managed to kill his target, blow up an oil barrel, and escape before any of them could react.

@ˢᵒˡᵒᵗᵒᶜⁱᵘˢ No, you're being butthurt by just accusing me of being salty. I just pointed out facts. You're the one who resorted to insults first.

@Hung Nguyen I in fact am not a fan of either, I'm just pointing out your obvious biased approach to the situation

@Hung Nguyen You're just salty over the fact that your beloved Bond had a worthy opponent

@Zuko Halliwell Yeah, heard he's become quite the little feminist, what a joke. These nerds at DB really think he would take John Wick, please.

@The OUTLAW KING I believe it was Daniel Craig's idea.

@EL34Glo Funny, since he's not a comic book character but Bond is.

@World Era Comics Official You think Cap would just stand there like an idiot, like all of batman's villains, while he whips out gadget after gadget, Cap would kill him in less than a minute.

@Zuko Halliwell Lol, true. Can't believe those idiots thought it was a good idea to kill bond in NTTD.

@Soron66 anything can die in movies, not just people

@Soron66 so do you hate movies everytime an animal dies?

James bond is a cartoon

hmmm I actually think Wick would win, the number of times James gets captured and only luck helps him out of it alive is... every movie he's in? Wick woulda just been straight up dead.
So really, it all depends on if you believe Wick could catch him off guard for a bit or not.

@JotaroKujo_StarPlatinum Makes no difference. James Bond ALWAYS has his gadgets with him. They're designed to look normal. Wick has to special order his equipment. You try carrying around sniper rifles and C-4 explosives and remain inconspicuous.

@Hung Nguyen He isn't referring to the death battle. He is stating in a more basic setting, James bond would've lost, making your reply irrelevant to the topic of his comment.

@Spaceman N (no spoilers) as someone who’s seen JW3 multiple times he’s exaggerating and leaving out A LOT of context to down play Wick

Honestly, I don't think even Bond's gadgets could have saved him in 3/5 fights.

I'm not necessarily sure on the gun part though. They did say bond was WAY quicker on the draw and was known as an excellent marksman. Even if wick had better aim the speed difference is very important. Close quarters is no contest though.

@View Point Bond dodged lasers in Moonraker. Wick is a dead slug in comparison.

@Hung Nguyen Wick is still faster

@View Point Bond would have long thrown that pen at Wick after clicking three times.

​​@Hung Nguyen wrong, Wick would've shoved that pen right to Bond's face and left to detonate

@Isaac Solorio Bic is number one. It BLOWS UP bodies.

Yeah.

@chinsaw2727 Chad James aka Boomstick, even said in an interview, "All I want to know is who would win in a fight." That's it.

@Hung NguyenExactly, Death Battle takes the age old question of “who would win in a fight” that haunts the schoolyards to this day and attempts to answer it as correctly as possible to the best of their abilities, regardless of the match up.

And add almost superhuman speed for James Bond

@Billy Le Ho Some of those matches were FAN-REQUESTED. Flash vs. Qucksilver. Batman vs Spider-Man, Spongebob vs any person. Go blame the fans.
Death Battle is not about fair or anything. It's who would win a fight to the Death. If you can't accept that simple concept, don't watch the show.

Also, one more thing to add, even if it was bullet proof, bond could shoot a different part of his body. In the fight, bond shot wick near more the top of his torso near his neck, a bulletproof vest wouldn’t reach all the way up to the upper parts of your body. It’s would mostly be to protect the mid section near the heart, lungs and ribs. His neck and top part of his check near his neck would be exposed.

Yes it can. With lots of bullet vest, eventually, the protecting will start to split apart from repetitive shots to a section, so Bond could keep shooting one section, and eventually punch through. And don’t forget, Bond is an expert shot just as much as Wick.

Maybe he shot at the weak points.

​@CylZyl they mushroom. So i doubt it would of went through. It was kinda cheesy

that's a lot of clicking

@StarsMC thankfully someone else pointed this out as well.

@Crystal Queen Nothing happens. 3 clicks arms, another 3 disarms. 12 / 3 = 4. Armed twice, disarmed twice.

Time to go outside Timothy

This entire reply section is talking about the math and logic behind an explosive pen

Me too

Don’t know if he has a invisible car but he has a nearly indestructible Aston Martin with machine guns and rockets LOL

@Hung Nguyen Yes.

@Kermit Le frog It's funny, but it's true.

@Hung Nguyen That reply actually made me laugh out loud.

@Connor James Bond's gadgets are made to look normal, so of course, he would have them on his person. Wick needs to order his stuff from Continental, and you can't remain inconspicuous while carrying sniper rifles and packs of C4.

his plot armor is legendary and it sucks he got the W.
plus that bullshyt AI driven car should have not been part of this at all...bullshyt !!!!

Plus Bond Job is hunt people like John🤷🏽😂🔥🔥

@Jerald Hall 007 is the number that James Bond was assigned. They are Double-O Agents, there are twelve of them, and they are the guys you send to eliminate high value targets.

SEIKI well it could’ve been a lot better if they didn’t had to make the Diaclonus nude. Same for Child abuse. Animal cruelty. A lot of Language. Losing Tempers. Sexual cousins. & lots of gore. Even both Lucy & Kohta really do look like they are meant for each other.

SEIKI yeah a lot of people say that it’s not that great because of the dog murder, child abused, graphic nudity, outbursts & emotional distress. Rather stick with Tokyo Ghoul & Berserk.

Me too

@Impact Fan Since 2004 Cope. They always use the full franchise, not hand pick. Wonder who you're pulling for🤔

@Brian HoganYeah that's about right.

@Anonymous I feel you on that, it's a real toss up

Me and my buddy have ran through the scenarios, at the end, Jason takes hand to hand and wick takes gun play in our mutual opinion, question is how do they get to each point? Jason is more tactical with infiltration and wick is just an unstoppable juggernaut with his guns. I think if Bourne gets close it's game but can he?

@Derek Gandlofini The only reason Bourne is "on the run" is that he doesn't want to murder everybody in his path. When he is on a mission he is unstoppable.
"It's easy. She's standing right next to you."
"Get some rest Pam. You look tired."
"If you were in your office right now, we'd be having this conversation face-to-face."
He can be blindsided by unexpected attacks, he's not omniscient. But he only needs seconds of prep time to plan and re-orientate to outplan any opponents and put them exactly where he wants them, exactly when he wants them there. He can kill these people any time he wants.
That said, in a 1:1 unprepared fight or an all-out bloodbath he's not up to Wick's level, that's just not his optimum style.

Also if you watched the final gun battle between 007 and Safin's army in No Time To Die, we can say 007 could kick ass against Wick.

@Hung Nguyen Granted, that is true as well. I was going by what we see in the films, as John is more known for headshots more than Bond is. But Bond would definitely be able to do so as well.

There's nothing to stop Bond from shooting Wick in the head either.

@SleepySquid I don't think a human has been slapped into a mountain by a bio android and lived irl. (but hercule did)

Bieber Vs Black?

Justin beiber vs Rebecca black

Rebecca Black vs Justin Beiber

@Deathmare that's the one that got me into death battle

@Hung Nguyen I’m not arguing which is stronger or who went through more punishment, I’m just saying that the John Wick movies all take place within weeks of each other and that’s why by the third movie he keeps getting his ass kicked. I’m not comparing him to anyone else I’m trying to explain to you why he was in the position he was in at that time

@RedDeath5 It's no different from the plot armor that saves Batman from dying from stuff that should be lethal and defeating superhuman foes. And remember that Bond has beaten superhuman foes like Jaws. Jaws survived being in a car, going off a cliff and exploding, and falling 15,000 feet without a parachute.

@Hung Nguyen Wick couldn’t just take a year long break in between movies, his enemies would’ve found and killed him if he dared try. I’m not trying to prove why John Wick beats James Bond or vice versa, I’m just trying to prove that by the third John Wick movie Wick had taken so much abuse in so little time that it’s a testament to how he’s still alive by the end of the third movie and just how batshit insane he is

@RedDeath5 There's a difference. Bond fights smarter while Wick fights harder.

@Hung NguyenDo keep in mind that all of the John Wick movies take place within weeks of each other and by the time of the third movie Wick has taken tons of abuse by then without any time to heal. There’s no defense for the enemies being dumbasses but John Wick had been through a lot by the time of the third movie and was likely incredibly far from 100%

"Oh, do grow up. 007." - Q

@oswaldo aguado I'm a bit late to the party, but you have to remember bond's PPK only fires .32ACP, which has only half the energy and about 80% the velocity of a standard 9mm. On top of this this video vastly overstates the penetrative capacity of the type of ammo he uses, which is essentially RIP ammo. RIP ammo is basically just a gucci hollowpoint/fragmenting bullet which many argue is actually less effective, especially at penetrating bone. We can say with near certainty that John (as a professional assassin) would be using regular hollowpoints himself, which given both the increased penetration, expansion and energy of both the caliber and the specific type of ammo used would give him a significantly higher chance of killing with a shot to the skull (or really any shot, anywhere). Not that it matters much, because you should never bet on surviving being shot in the head with any kind of firearm, even if it happens on rare occasions.

job?

Actually amazing Idea

@Adam Mansfield Gunshot to the head has a 90% fatality rate. You watch too many movies. No amount of bone will stop a bullet from getting to the brain. The only instances of survival are hospital intervention. If there would be a survivor, it would be James Bond. His agency would swiftly send medical aid to assist him; whereas, John Wick's agency is out to kill him. The results of an exchange of gunshots to the head have a 90% chance to result in the alternate outcome of both dying and a 10% chance of remaining the same, but with a much more incapacitated James Bond.

This might have made more sense than the DB version actually.

@Omegon Vs Jason Bourne.

I'd bet agent 47 he is extremely good at stealth and disquises even if he is a worse fighter. So basically it would come down to who sees who first

Agent 47 would just do whatever is necessary to make Wick die. 100% sure if it involved an actual fight, it would only be because 47 knows he would win. 47 would most likely just set him up to die though

And they should bring back Bond to go up against Lupin III, which would have been a much fairer matchup.

@Jamanator9 true, that thing can curve 90° angles

@Shiranui Aensland You are so welcome my anonymous friend 😜

@Max Johnson We could not have done it without you, Captain Obvious!

@Crow the "Commonwealth" got beat by a bunch of farmers with squirrel guns and deer rifles

@Claude Speed You are literally the 3rd person here who said "not anymore", while more others already said it in a different way. 🤣

@Victor Tolentino Yeah it was a bit meh, most of all for me at the start for the short while when it looks like Bond doesn't have a neck.

@Alpha Stronghold 47 is enhanced. That's even more stupid match than this.

@Alpha Stronghold Honestly, thats the biggest reason i was behind the 'Bond is just a code name' theory until Skyfall ruined it. Bond has been around so long that he's actually had 'eras' in how crazy his gadgets and luck is.

Yesssss you’re right!!!! They could of add Hitman Agent 47

@game universe Wow, a steel door.
The fact remains, you're trying to say that Bonds cigarette rpg should be capable of obliterating John's armored jacket...
Even though we haven't seen what it actually takes to compromise its structure yet.
Do you see how much of an assumption that is? We don't know the upper limits of John's armor, but you're already assuming James cigarette rpg can penetrate it without any facts from the John Wick universe itself. So it's difficult, if not impossible, to say what can or can't compromise his armor until it is actually revealed in the movies themselves.
What we DO know is that it can tank countless 9mm rounds from both handguns and even a suppressed submachine gun without failing. So James shooting John through his armored jacket with John's own 9mm handgun shouldn't of happened. Period.

@Danat Amanov This exactly. Bond basically goes into retirement after every other movie, and only returns again because the world is in danger. Bond is on the same level of "rusty" as Wick.

It wouldn't matter. Bond would still win but yeah it would be cool to see that.

Bond is supposed to be "rusty" too. He basically failed MI6 exams in Skyfall

@Ishiwishy Yes there is, it's called John Wick Hex.

@Ray Ben definitely no Johnwick game.

@Sam Miller underrated comment of the year let's vote this up PLEASE

That's gonna leave a mark.

@Nadarith Cope

@Abhinav If you want to go with what's in character then wick simply wouldn't let him stall and would shoot him when he exposed himself, and bond could still be in character without exposing himself like this to someone he would likely have intel on and know he would do that
my entire point was that this battle was badly done, that's all

@Nadarith What are you talking about? The charm of Death Battle is that people want to see characters from different franchises interact while they're duking it out. Bond going for a one-liner or stalling tactics while he's in a bad situation is extremely in-character for him.
If they don't interact and just fight for the whole episode, then the episode is going to be boring (Jason vs Michael anyone?). If so, then they might as well be robots with the character's face plastered on them instead of the actual characters.

@Nadarith I'll agree with you that since they started using Dragon Ball-style Power-scaling, some stuff has gotten iffy. One type of Power-Scaling is hopscotch Power-scaling, where they make a few leaps in logic that are questionable at best.

@Hung Nguyen Did i ever said that they didn't put the work in? all i said was that a lot of their conclusions and the reasoning they used to get them is erroneous
a good example is the goku vs beerus spacetime quakes, a phenomenon that doesn't behave like anything we know that gets more destructive the further it goes and the best i could compare it to is some kind of vacuum collapse or structural instability present in the DB universe being triggered, yet they treat it like a normal shockwave and calculated it like such to get a level of energy that were never hinted at in the show to ever occur in normal fights, and even scale the speed of ki attacks to the speed the wave propagated despite that making no sense, then they scale everything to that + transformation multipliers when toriyama long since moved away from power levels and their logic due to it being simplistic and restrictive, and this conclusion despite being suspect due to the assumptions taken and the logic used is the underpinning of everything they do with DB
another good example is the way they always use a character that survived some kind of explosion and assumes that it means they could survive a punch of the same energy, not only ignoring the concept of energy density or the differing mechanics between an impact and a shockwave + thermal bloom but also blatantly ignoring the fact that _omnidirectional explosions radiate energy in every direction and not just into someone's face,_ this gets more and more ridiculous the bigger the explosion, a point-blank nuke would transmit around 5-15% of its energy into someone standing just beside it, being between planets colliding would only transmit a fraction of a fraction _of a fraction_ of the energy of the collision as the planets aren't colliding through you but around you and being in the orbit of the star going supernova gives you tens of orders of magnitude less energy than the entire supernova is worth
with the culmination of the chain of omnidirectional explosions being falsely equated to direct energy transfer being the example of hyperion surviving a universal collision that they use to scale everyone that ever beat him into punching hard enough to blow up a universe (because _that_ makes sense) despite the fact that not only the fraction of energy that your body would get from two universes colliding around you would amount to a fraction of a rounding error but that such an event wouldn't even be a physical collision but an exotic event that would involve background energy density being changed, spacetime being restructured or destroyed and physics being rewritten and couldn't be directly translated to physical durability as it would be more an example of resisting things like erasure or reality warping
in some ways their research results in enormous highballing of everything and everyone in a way that tends to toss consistency of the medium to the bin, only the most grounded characters like wick and bond aren't highballed like that

@bobb bobb 🤣🤣🤣

@Shwappa J especially if hes using the garbage RIP rounds out of a 32, better off throwing a first full of stones.
Idk that these guy have ever seen a real gun

Raccoon he was hit twice by the machine guns I'm pretty sure. One in the front and the other in the back. Front was first.

@Nick Rodriguez it'll be for a reboot or an origin story showing some older operations Bond did that we didn't see in the previous films.

I’ve heard from a reliable source that a 9mm shot from a pistol can blow a persons lung out.

James Bond's gadgets are made to look normal, so it's completely legit that he'd have them on his person. Wick has to special order his arsenal from the Continental and it's impossible for him to remain inconspicuous while toting sniper rifles and packs of C-4.

@ReallyStupidGaming bruh fr, lol except the car somehow

Not gonna talk about how wick took on turret bullets at rapid fire but yet bond's gun somehow shot right through him

Also the Car's miniguns wasn't able to penetrate Wick's vest but Bond's Pistol bullet was able to lol...I agree with whoever won nonetheless...

@ReallyStupidGaming it did.. acting like bulletproof vests are bullet immune lmao

@Pisstrument
Who knows.
Maybe he had just arrived and just got his first drink.