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0:00 - Intro
1:46 - Could you survive a year if you were shrunken down to the size of a peanut?
12:30 - Could you swallow a golf ball?
23:08 - Could you beat 1000 toddlers trying their hardest to kill you?
31:38 - Could you beat a bear in a fight?
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You said if i can swallow a goofball not if I would live and do it
your friend really needs to release these games, sell them for like $5 on Steam and he'd be rich
THEY MAKE ECO FRIENDLY GOLF BALLS THAT DISSOLVE IN WATER
For the golf ball, could you cut it in half?
You are the most creatively interactive with your audience. Jerma is best at being the most unusual, Rtgame is good at being himself, wayneradiotv has a few good interactive story improv with his friends. You make your audience your friends. Your in your head friend that has actually voices. Your gameplay is a, “choose your own adventure” with a Dad that steers you away from danger by literally steering away and driving with you off a bridge.
Okay, charborg is probably one of the most creative streamers rn
indeed
also, don't forget to lock and close all of your windows and doors.
@DuckWave 🤨
@DuckWave why? Jerma doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt us…
@David I exist.
Ah yes, the very orignal "make chat do X"
your friend made the perfect game for streamers to goof around with their viewers
@TheSaviorOfSouls your reply is hidden by Clip-Share unless the comments are sorted by newest first. Don’t know why as I don’t see anything wrong with it
@mixed narwhal you made me have to find a comment from 4 hours ago in the "Newest first" sort this took my like half an hour
@06NinjaKid06 same here but it took me a few seconds? How did that take you half an hour?
Charborg makes the best content that includes his audience
Charborg's face reveal straight up revolutionized the way he streams and gives him so many more options to have fun with. He was already a top tier streamer and then he went and upped the ante.
It definitely upped it, but the revolution was right around that video about chats horniest replies and the whole singling out one chat member
@Cooperwhat video was that?
@Faiths Sims "We let an A.I. judge my viewer's chat history"
@Fweefwee6 Thanks!
I swear that's how I imagined he would look from the sound of his voice.
i like the fact that people who chose no give most logic answers and the ones who chose yes just break logic by being incredibly confident
They don't break logic, They just ignore it.
Only the ones who said yes about the golf ball, the one about being little they just have lovely families thats realistic, the ones about the toddlers we are talking about a fight you can do anything on a real fight just bring a gun or get the high ground and attack them from there you could also throw them things from the place they’re fighting in, the same goes with the bear but only the gun works
hampter ball is the ultimate defence
I think he is the only youtuber who's voice matches his face after face reveal
That's funny because it's true
Byf is the perfect example of face not matching voice
I just wasn’t expecting the missing tooth
@Peanut It was brought up in their sniper elite vid.
@Peanut I think it adds to the Charborg Charm™
Having the fish tank actually represent who votes for yes or no with the fish is so good
I think morale is an important factor to the 1000 toddlers, I think as soon as a few actually got hurt/saw blood etc. their natural fear would take over.
Unless the question is like theyre mind controlled/hypnotized sleeper agents and dont feel any emotion but "kill"
That is an incredible point actually, toddlers are cowards
To be fair, "their hardest" under a hypothetical like this is real somethin'. When someone says one is trying their best, they still actually mean within reasonable expectations, they're not gonna act as if it's life or death if it simply is not, but if it's enforced? Sure, the condition doesn't necessitate that they'll continue to feel this way forever, true, but them starting out with the most motivation they could ever possibly have? Scrap believing it's for like, the sake of everything there ever was, that they could ever understand, surely that would go even beyond _that_ if it's as much as they physically can.
Actually, this reminds me, I remember now when people compare fictional characters, there's the concept of "bloodlusted" that sometimes comes into play, due to certain characters totally being the type to just fuck around and brag and shit, and though it's not really supposed to be like, supernaturally enforced, the idea still is that they possibly being reasoned with is taken off the equation. Then again uh, those are typically already like... fighters and such, and not um, literal toddlers, but... y...y'know?
I remember somebody answering this by saying they would begin eating one of them.
That’s the most make believe part about it XD, we can’t make shit up but these toddlers are blood thirsty drones.
im almost positive you could muay switch kick or just straight up elbow a thousand toddlers in the span of like 2-4 hours, there's no way each hit isn't an insta knockdown on random rat kids, and they're gonna start crying and demoralizing the others yeah, it's actually so free
now this is a quality debate session
"waltuh. put your polygons away, waltuh."
@DuckWave, I am sincerely thanking you for your advice for me to “put my polygons away” and i am now very much detailed and look stunning in my most flamboyant pink outfit.
-Waltuh white
I love that they just do random emotes as their talking animations. Imagine your defense lawyer jumping up and down while the state prosecutor breaks into a passionate dance as they argue.
I would pay money to see this in a real courtroom.
Also the weird whispering voice some of them have
He should've asked "could 1,000 toddlers beat a bear?"
Frankly the bear would get bored qnd retreat so yes
How determined are the toddlers is the real question
how much prep time does the bear get
@TillsterRulz It's a bear the most amount of prepping it'll do is take a nap beforehand.
Absolutely not
You'd have to really stack the odds on the toddlers tbh, if the room is big enough, you just run away till they tire out, they aren't very fast, if the room is small, most of them are honestly gonna get trampled by other toddlers, and you just gotta hold off a few that essentially act as a wall to keep the rest back
also i think he was thinking of older children toddlers are 1 to 3 years old and most likely wouldn't even be able to walk yet
If you incapacitate one you can use them as a weapon, the momentum from their weight will be enough to knock down any that gets to close to you
How strong is a toddlers neck really
You can use defeated toddlers as weaponry against the rest of the toddlers. If this is a glatiator style matchup I suspect you'd only defeat maybe 100 before being exhausted and overcome, however if this is like a world war Z type situation you could very very easily climb up any object, a tree, a shipping container, a big truck, a playground, and you immediately put yourself in a position with massive advantages.
Assuming the toddler is even capable of climbing whatever object you've just scaled, it would be a monumental effort for such a small person, and since you have the height advantage you could kick them from above and let gravity do the damage, this would decrease your energy consumption per toddler by orders of magnitude, and if your hiding spot is good enough you could even take naps or get a full night's rest to fight them another day.
Kids under 1 probably can’t walk, but once when get pass 2 years old they’re beasts. I wouldn’t underestimate the power of a toddler. Also kids have teeth at only a few months old. And they bite HARD.
However, they have one weak spot. Pull out something edible, anything, cookie, sandwich, rat poison. Pretend to eat it and they will instantly be enticed by what you have and want that too. Give it to them and RUN.
Actually, the water thing is a fantastic point, when you’re that size, water feels like molasses and is waaaay more sticky, the moment you try to get a drink, the water would stick to and envelope your head and drown you in the most terrifying and gruesome death
Yea saying surface tension might have gotten the point across a little better im pretty sure thats what he was going for but dint know the word or something
You could make some makeshift bowls or anything to hold water
5:04 Sensually: _i'm just here for the pizza_
5:27 While getting murdered: _yummm_
average chorbreg viewer
he's chorbregnant
Pizza was cold :(
@TwistFIN and you only got one piece :(
this stream was GOLD and the video made it even greater. "hampter ball" cracks me up every time I think about it
The other guy giving a whole paragraph speech with genuine info, hearing “hampter ball” and then just changing his mind and switching sides is so good
This was seriously one of the best streams to watch, even just as a vod. Frickin hilarious. Keep up the creative stuff borgman! The stuff you do with chat, tts, and AI is so creative and hilarious, I love seeing what new stuff you come up with
Dougougs def better tho and space boy, james randal is funny as fuck
@someone I think huh?
@Lemmy the furry Doug Doug's chat runs jokes into the ground. Pound 4 pound charborgs chat is definitely more creative and funny. Also Charborg doesn't charge his chat money to have a voice. Spaceboy is GOAT rp'er definitely not in the same category of streamers as Charborg and Doug Doug though.
The AI voice makes it 10x funnier
i like how chat is continually being portrayed as random fish
chat does have fish like behavior
Charborgs obsession with peanut sized people is getting out of hand
...And they still couldn't open the fridge, crowbar or no
Absolutely LOVED this stream. I don’t see other creators doing things like this. Keep it up Charborg!
Edit: I have to give credit to chat also. Without them this wouldn’t be as funny or entertaining. Charborg has a funny community!
I totally respect if you want to keep these interactive games as something special between you and your community, but god, I love these SO MUCH i cant help but wonder what other streamers would do with these. You and Wednesday could be indie devs, if you want! haha
I know it takes longer to set up, but the streams with twitch integration games/mods are my favorite to watch and participate in. Keep up the good work
gosh i want a sequel to this, this was very fun to watch.
30:16 love this part it’s fucking hilarious especially with how chat started to go over to his side
This is honestly the most creative stream idea I have ever seen. Good job Wednesday for making this for our fishboy to use, that's incredible.
I love how he pointed out he got the wrong wig for this, like 90% of the viewers would actually know that.
This content is amazing.
I wrote a whole ass argument and at the end, realized it was still a dumb hypothetical for a fun time, rather than a serious argument.
I hate fish it's vile
I think the solution for the toddler dilemma is definitely to not interact with the toddlers as much as possible. They will tire significantly faster than you, just don't get trapped under their mass.
I feel like a Charborg and DougDoug crossover would be the greatest event in history
Share a coke was such a perfect argument and the TTS was so perfectly timed. Charborgs ability to roll with the comedic punches (read:improv) is too good.
i love charborg showing his face he should do it more
no
@the zimra why.
@the zimra why
@the zimra his face is great, and his costumes sometimes are funny asf, I dint see an issue
This should absolutely be a reoccurring thing for your stream. Id also like to see other streamers use this game (in particular DougDoug and Vinesauce).
Lmao i was thinking about doug the whole time watching this
Imagine Joel doing this.
Rebecca is the only person in the world who could survive being peanut sized for one year
hey, SirPhilliam here. I loved the stream; for some reason my messages didn't go through when my funny little fishman was picked, haha. Oh well, I found it really funny, thank you Charborg
I’m really surprised nobody mentioned cutting the golf ball into pieces.
fish aren’t very smart
He said you can’t make it smaller so probably against the rule😅
@ElasticoEditzz that doesnt make it smaller
Yeah those pieces are gonna puncture something important
I retract my last statement, why don’t you just slice it to a fine powder and just go for it?
For the 1000 todlers all you have to do is line them up and push the front one over and then watch the chain as they all over
I love how much Charborg interacts with his viewers
I always thought Charborg would look like a little gerbil sitting in a gaming chair.
gerbussy
@chocolate_maned_wolf Charbussy
10:59 For anyone that doesnt know surface tension, small things are litterly sucked up by water if they touch it. I know he doesnt know that but i kinda got mad at charborg.
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It wouldn't be pleasant, but at the size of a peanut you're still big enough so that isn't deadly as it is to small insects. Annoying and inconvenient, but not deadly unless in some severe circumstances.
This format is pure gold, go as far as you can with it and pioneer this type of genre before someone else steals it.
The water defence is amazing because the smaller you are, the harder it is to break the surface tension of water. While at peanut size, it wouldn’t be too hard to break it, as it moves down your throat, it will most likely get stuck. Not to mention water would have a consistency of honey at that small size.
As a kindergarten teacher I can confirm that toddlers are indeed piranha but worse and that none of us would survive a fight against them
Even if we did we'd die from disease after. They are little germ factories too, lol.
@Angela Dtrue but that’s also a slight misconception because their immune systems are trash at that age. It’s not necessarily they’re just grosser (they are) they’re just way more likely to get infected because the immune system isn’t fully formed
Idk I feel like an adult kick is way overpowered verse a toddler. Plus you kick one toddler you take out like 2-5 behind it. There’s a shot, I’m just worried about once they figure out the strategy is to bite
Good thing kindergartners arent toddlers lol
@Cooper yeah I'll agree with you if it weren't for the fact that there 1000 lol
Love how nobody brought up that toddlers have energy as well so they will probably get tired too.
while im sad i didnt get to participate in the debate while being there watching was just as good, the goofy characters thatd spawn for chatters were too good i could watch this kinda stuff forever as a whole genre
Sword swallowing argument makes a lot more sense when you consider the world record is 10 swords at the same time, rotated 180 degrees still in the throat.
Depending on the location the toddler challenge is possible if it was in a football field then definitely possible. If in a supermarket sized room maybe not
In the toddler question, there wasn't any specification on things like climbing or just having breaks between "ending" them. You could take out 10 and just run for a while, after resting just repeat the cycle and you'll end up with a swooce saul bestman.
Dude he has so many good ideas I love the games made by Wednesday
What a cool chat integration game. Also, unfortunately you wouldn't even survive an hour that small. With how our blood and lungs work to bring in oxygen, at that size you would basically immediately suffocate. There are other even worse problems in the brain when we include the molecule sizes and receptors that use them, but you likely wouldn't notice all that and it wouldn't be a problem for long... due to all the suffocation lol
hampter ball
@Dopamine Cloud you raise a fair point
I love how no matter the streamer, chat is a conglomerate agent of chaos
man you continue to impress with the creativity. this is such a fantastic idea and could be a solid game on twitch for other streamers if you decide to sell this
I love how charborg adds new rules whenever things don't go the way he wanted.
Unironically more entertaining than any other debate in history.
I’m usually multitasking different things while watching YT, playing some games and eating and whatnot, but this one has my FULL. Attention.
Other Content Creators, take notes.
For the toddler question, just grab one by the ankles and spin, becoming a lawnmower. You'd get like 10 each time around. If you get dizzy, just spin the other way, it cancels it out!
i spent 7 minutes thinking it was "could you survive a year if you WERE a peanut", you can imagine my confusion
This is pretty much the next logical step for audience interaction. Giving viewers more of a spotlight and input is great, and I hope you continue to use this game in the future!
Can you please do this again? Thiswas SUCH a fun stream!
The charborg streams lately have been too good
Perfect stream. Charborg is always so creative. Everything was so well done. All the lawyers were hilarious. xoxo
PS I think the founding father wig is fine
I like how he completely gives up on bring the judge and just begins arguing a side
FR the spider whisperer guy had a point, y'know jumping spiders? They're smart af and you can even "communicate" with them by moving your arms and mimicking their mouth movement, I actually did it once it's very cute seeing them reply to you.
I saw a video where a guy helped a spider clean it's web, it was an orb weaver and would pick up the leaves and wait till the guy took it and then move on to the next leaf
jumping spiders are adorable
I'd find a Huntsmen and ride on it's back with her babies 🕷️
I'm surprised the third case went the way it did. I mean, 1000 toddlers desperately trying to kill you would definitely get in each other's way, and it's not like all 1000 can attack you at the same time.
In the could you swallow a golf ball question, I would have said something like "I've had bigger things in my throat before..."
Is it weird to say I didn't expect Charborg to be this good looking? 100% expected a ghoul like his pfp
It is amazing how muc ways charborg can find to include the viewers not just as viewers but as an essential part of the experience.
so this is my first time seeing chrbrg's face and normally i dont like face reveals, it takes away the magic of the imagination, but im not upset but this one. this face reveal is thebest one yet. he looks how he sounds in the best way possible
Not a face reveal lol but yeah I agree
hearing the Honorable Justice Charborg himself read my "there is no god here" chat was probably the highlight of my life
If you're not watching the streams.... what are you even doing?? 😂 Some of the best streams I've ever seen❤
school
I usually watch the VODs but I’m definitely gonna have to try to make a stream!
I have a job...
Work.
Sleeping cause I live in another country
If charborg does this again I'd like to see more debate between the lawyers instead of Charborh carrying the argument
I’m surprised no one brought up the mass argument with the peanut dilemma, the argument didn’t specify if your mass would stay the same
I love the twitch chat oriented videos. They’re so good!
This is a highly creative concept!!! Good show!
The important question about if you would survive being the size of a peanut is if your outside or inside. For example Grounded is a great example of life as a peanut size person.
This is so cool that he got this game made and his clothes, this is exactly why i love this channel thanks charb
You are a blessing to streaming my dude ❤
That toddler question sounds like a good movie plot.
This game has so much potential, please make more videos on it
"Could you beat 1000 toddlers trying their hardest to kill you" I'm bout to turn into the Doom Slayer for toddlers
I think ScrawnyShrimp had a very good point about Sword Swallowing, sure it's very very thin: but if it can stretch that far in any direction it can in all directions. thats how circles work. so if it can account for the width of the sword, it could stretch out for the golf ball.
This is top tier content, I randomly watched charborg on youtube one day and never stopped. 😅
This is incredible, would love another one of these.
The judge saying to just use the sink or toilet for water like you can just repel a vertical steel or porcelain cliff with a massive whirlpool below was a cop out. Big Peanut paid him off
If Chibi-Robo can do it, so can I
I can absolutely see jerma playing this with you. Try reaching out to him. Both of you are crowd work pros
Charborg's appearance is if like you mixed a hippie with god himself then gave him a bucket of G-Fuel/Gamersupps. His voice matches the exact way he looks.
We should make this game a monthly thing lmao
What a first stream to catch. Hope he does more of this!
you use the femur (you know from where) as a weapon and you use the hit and run strategy trying to hit them behind the head, they get tired quickly, so you will have time ,you can rest for 30 seconds, always keep your distance and be patient, try not to be surrounded
This is a way better strategy than the one i came up with-
How long of your limited conscious time would you need to get one while being pursued by 999 toddlers. I don't think you're strong enough to even sever a leg barehanded to start on that process.
@Brenden I don't think you're smart enough to acknowledge the fact barely any of them are able to walk. **Barely walk might i add.**
Let's say hypothetically you could take down one toddler per minute. Please note that this is a very fast pace that you, realistically, could not maintain.
We'll compare this to boxing, as it would be a similar amount of effort to "hit and run".
1000/60 is 16.67.
That is over sixteen and a half hours STRAIGHT of boxing. No human could do that.
Oh, and pound for pound, babies (yes, human infants) are stronger than an ox. Now imagine that waddling towards you, x1000.
You'd die.
_Also, if this is a contained, unventilated room, it's quite possible they would take up all the oxygen, meaning everybody dies_
I love these videos. I like that charborg always is finding some weird way to make an interesting video. Like fish court? Ig. Also, is this charborgs first facecam stream? Ignoring the "I went on a date with chat after giving them a body" video.
He had face cam on for one of his wrestling videos. He dressed up as an alien
@Torkeus wdym that was clearly Eri
I haven't been keeping up with Charborg's videos lately so I got shooked when I saw his face. I was like "OH, okay I guess that's him." He pretty much looks like how I thought he would lol
My man has a game just for him, to play around with his community.... god fucking dam i'm so proud!!
This is amazing. Do this again please. Same with the fishing game
The average toddler is 27 pounds, assuming they all are attacking at once that means you would have to push against 27000 pounds of force with no shield or weapon.
This is the first video I’ve watched from you and this video was so calm but I found it so interesting.
chrbrg back at it again with questionable things
I feel like char should convince his friend to sell this game to other streamers, if they set it up so moddings possible we could have videos with court rooms of veggies, frogs or other weird things arguing their cases!
It’d be like a more dynamic Phoniex Wright!
Lmao I love charborg & rewatching this whole stream just like.. never gets old.
We definitely need more of these.
I would love to see chat's arguments on who would win: 1 trillion lions vs the sun
make it pokemon instead for it to be extra spicy
Fun fact, there's enough light in the womb during a sunny day (if u're belly isn't underneath clothes probably) for you to be able to read a book
chrbrg looks like a 60s literature writer