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The idea of a man going around collecting survivors who look just like him and fending off zombies who also look like him is fascinating
He is in CALEBcity
Iāll collect calebs like pokemon.
@Fluffyx15 kill an entire city. Technically 1 casualty.
Dude don't be racist man XD
Actually... I'll add that to my long list of book/mediocre movie ideas
I remember 6th grade camp and a camp activity was āinfectionā it was so fun. I did not survive that long because there was an insanely fast kid who could run on uneven ground. Itās was terrifying in the woods just looking around and seeing people run from tree to tree.
Did that too and caught a branch into my knee while running, pus and hydrogen peroxide was everywhere š Good times
@Not a Can 222 š
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wait no way me too, but we did it with predator vs prey with medals and shit
When i was 7-9 i used to play a game with 70 other kids in school the rules were 1 person starts as a zombie, if they touch you you're a zombie too
The only way to win was by either being the last human or surviving until the end of break
I remember one day i was lying down in a bush and there was only me and a few others left
Then i see this one kid run around the corner with a scared look on his face and then i see 50+ kids just running after him, they eventually surrounded him and got him
On uneven ground, thatās crazy
āI just think it would be cool to fight zombiesā is litterally the reason the US would survive a zombie apocalypse lmao
@Jean RĆ©mi in all of zombie apocalypse movies that iāve seen, 99% of the population in the city are zombies so the casualties isnāt really that much anyway. Besides, some of those survivors at the beginning will somehow mess up and become zombies so yeah. Nuking is actually way more efficient than going killing zombies 1 by 1 with a very high chance of missing a few zombies in like a dark alley or in the sewage which can very likely cause another zombie apocalypse.
ā@Game Addict nuking a city is an innefficient way of limiting casualties
Not because they have nukes š
Canāt*
Let's be real a lot of people are like these two guys. When "survive the day" becomes a great ambition and aspiration to strive for, a lot of us would rather just go to sleep. When "fight zombies" becomes an option, I gaurantee you atleast 50% of the teenage human population will agree.
ā@Juwan Buchanan zombies don't possess higher order thinking. Lots of things can bite and kill us already that are a hell of a lot smarter than zombies. I think its more likely that a zombie outbreak would be kinda anti-climactic. In movies and shows, the military always takes forever to figure out you need to shoot in the head.. I feel like this would be discovered during the first encounter, even without lore to go off of. I mean, a soldier shoots the zombie in a vital organ and it keeps coming.. and goes down with a shot to the head.. thats really simple pattern recognition. A crow could figure that shit out (but crows are smart as shit, much smarter than a zombie.. killer crows would be scary).
Also look at a show like Walking Dead.. how many times could they have just lit a big swarm on fire and didn't?
Think of how fast a drone swarm could handle a brain dead swarm of zombies.
@Juwan Buchanan you forgot train to busan, dying light, wwz, yknow... I can keep bringing up the type of zombies we might have in this world... Alot of possibilty
@AdamRee1940 Also, once the zombies starve and humanity goes extinct, the world will be a better place.
To be honest, itās better if we donāt survive the zombie apocalypse. The reason I say that is because a world, where there is a lot of zombies and less people, bad and psychotic people, seeing your loved ones die, being lonely, suffering, wasting stuff, depressed, losing your sanity, the world is not worth living anymore.
@Drifter Why would you wail in these people? They didnāt do anything.
This is such a good way to begin a zombie comedy movie.
Zombie Home Alone. Thats the movie
@SandwichWitch As opposed to monopoly money, naturally.
The name "doctor stone" he recreates technology for scratch.
@Nathan Hanson and where the hell you gonna get that
@SandwichWitch Watch Shaun of the Dead!
Finally someone addresses why the āzombie apocalypseā trope never has never interested me. Itās way too hopeless of a situation for me to ever get invested š
ā@Coyote i would die
You should read zom 100 then
@Coyote nah life will return eventually in a post nuclear apocalypse, we're completely fucked in a zombie one
@Mustaki at least zombies are something you can physically fight or hide from. Nukes are a guaranteed death though. Ever read "the road"? That book is kinda sad but pretty interesting. Father and son travelling after nuclear bombings
I thought the product placement was going to be a zombie game
sameeee
Yooo word!!
Im glad it wasn't
Back 4 blood aka Left for dead 3
"A life where my aspirations and daily goal is to survive the day is not the life for me"
Shit got real right there.
@peacemaker5030 What about afterlife?
@Ernie I disagree. A world where there is a lot of zombies, including bad and psychotic people, seeing your loved ones die, being lonely, wasting stuff, depressed, losing your sanity, the world is not worth living anymore.
Fr. With us about to go into ww3, I really had to think ā do I really want to be out here making fires, fighting off wildlife, hunting for my food all the time, and not having wifi?ā I really donāt , and I think thatās ok.
@Not an Alien A lot of animals use logic and plan ahead the future too.
@Maya Oh I'm not rationalizing. I reject rationality.
*I just think the current situation is undesirable no matter how much effort you put into it*
@cart in a zombie apocalypse you got to restart from scratch or collect everything again have efficient energy and be self sufficient.
@Logan Shaw now how tf are they using them during a zombie apocalypse š
@cart in reality inventors: alot of things are already invented got to think outside the verbal box to invent nowadays.
@Logan Shaw inventors in reality: i got inventor block
Mean while inventors. Inventors: my time to shine has come.
I think this would be interesting to add, but while I was playing the Walking Dead, my dad, having served in the military, told me that the unsanitary situation alone for the characters suck. He said that people imagine themselves there with only mild discomfort, but if you actually experience in real life it's just a chaotic, humid, sticky, hungry, thirsty mess, with flies just crawling and flying around you, and he added that the blood stains as well kind of just doubles it. It's no where near to what you can imagine until you experience it for yourself.
@ABC Actually pre modern world animals showed little difference between us and other animals and even now there are plenty of animals that would intentionally target us. The Ice Age had Mammoths and Giant Sloths and plenty of other monstrous beasts that happily wanted to tear you apart. And post Ice Age there were plenty of lethal pack hunters that are far more deadly then Zombies.
Zombies arenāt that dangerous. They arenāt very good at ambushes, you can outrun them, they are dumb. They are really only a threat if you are unlucky
@Siluda To be honest, you should, because surviving in a zombie apocalypse is nothing but torture.
@Siluda How would you know?
@nicolae-alexandru Luca itās a matter of perspective. Remember Humans survived the ice age and hunted some of the most powerful beasts in all of history all the way back in the Stone Age
The ending ālets gooooā was a good feeling for some reason
It's always a W for the MC to get a new addition, it's extra special when it's a first mate.
@Spyros Blt Thats not DABABY thats my baby š
Its got that me and the bois vibe to it.
I love how this lists all the good points on why you wouldn't really want a zombie apocalypse. Like yeah, what if you run out of toilet paper, clean water, home-cooked meals, internet, lights, etc. Like, there's so many things you'd lose. And if it's running zombies, you ain't standing a chance.
@nicolae-alexandru Luca that would obviously depend on the type of zombies it would be. A typical undead zombie is unrealistic anyway, more likely a mutated virus or fungus would cause it which would allow more dangerous zombies.
@mathig nihilcek bruh you know for a fact that we would all die, none of us are putting in that kind of effort
A vehicle could augment your chances, especially with the correct equipement. If you have a good source of energy, such as solar panels, you could use a railgun. The ammo is easier to manufacture than regular ammo, as it needs no gunpowder
Soap and toilet paper arent gonna be an issue cooked food wont be that bad astronomical amounts of canned food. Internet is a gone sure but there should be enough solar panels and car batteries to keep you good for a long time.
Realistically zombies couldn't run cause the limbs would be far to rotten for that, even walking would be hard, I'm sure even biting you would be difficult since all the muscles would be mostly dead and no blood would circulate through them as the heart is dead after a host is bit and eventually turns into a zombie so much weaker cause of that, also ligaments joints tissues would all start to die almost immediately after the host dies, cells die and then the body practically becomes useless. In max a week after the hosts death
- "Society collapsed, you have no more student loans"
- "Say no more, pass that katana, we out"
@The Australian GREER itās govt run and a socialist system. So terrible
Damn how bad is the American education system Jesus Christ
@AgereArtist ngl u spitting facts rn. If you got any more tips on how to get through college debt free im willing to listen.
@M Sharp ok, so basically i need money to get graduated to make money ? Sorta seeing a catch 22 here but ok...
My grandmother felt like that during the Cold War. When the Cuban Missle Crisis happened, she literally took my mother, aunt, and uncle and drove into New York City for the day. She figured that it'd be (one of the) first places to get nuked, and she wasn't down for surviving a nuclear winter.
Nuclear winter was unknown in the 60s
@Commentur The Great It is pretty simple if we have one piece of information: whether or not the people she took with her in NY wanted a quick death.
She herself wanted to die, yeah whatever. If people she took with her also wanted to die - then fine, itās their own decision.
But if they didnāt, if they wanted to at least try to fight for their survival after the bombs dropped - then the grandma is obviously not a good person and an egotistical one at that, since she didnāt give a f about what her relatives wanted - and itās pretty serious matter when it comes to the question of life and death. For all we know, thatās a f-ing murder.
Yeah necroposting but idc
@Quentin still a suicide thing
"They're zombies everywhere"
Me, an asthmatic: Yeah you can count me out
Asthmatic was killed just being outside when they ran out of inhalers.
Actually a real zombie apocalypse has a very low chance of happening even if zombies were a thing because of military and even if it were to happen just activate the nukes especially the ones with very high radiation having a big explosion won't do anything if zombies were scattered around the world with radiation it makes sure that extinction will happen and don't even start with the finding the cure shit even if you do what are gonna do with it do you have enough of it and even if your plan is to only cure a few people and make those people survive and breed and become humanities hope are you sure that the zombies are gonna go away before you die out of starvation even if you had enough to last forever are you just gonna live there forever it not like the zombies will magically disappear it gonna take thousands of years maybe millions even never if they manage to adopt and evolve, before they disappear are you sure your gonna be able to see that day happen before your very eyes rot in vain
Bro same I donāt know if my asthma gonna come back with a vengeance like once my inhaler run out Iām gonna be screwed
@Taken you mean znation or resident evil
@NitroGenjutsu i hope you get better god is good im praying for you
āWe have to fight in a zombie apocalypse!ā
āSo we have to work to survive everyday?ā
āYeah, basically.ā
āSo nothingās changed?ā
Yeah, itās just very different jobs you have to work now.
@sbcs Third world countries be like: So nothing's changed?
@sbcs Third world countries be like: So nothing's changed?
It's the amount of work you have to put in to survive the day that he's complaining about
Makes a lot of sense why people just give up in the apocalypse.
Its a great way to flesh out the weak links.
@ThisBoiDrawsā READ THE BOOK
@Tappajaav I would pull a will smith
@Logical Overdrive Best time to scavenge/look for food is when you're fed and energetic, not when you're malnourished, weak and sick
@vibez as long as the power work, ill be like the mc at the start of sunset overdrive. Fuck that zombie shit. I'm not heading out until I'm outta food.
Iām reminded of a dream I had in a zombie apocalypse where after I managed to escape a group of zombies I forced myself to wake up just like, āThis had better be a dream because I do not want to live this life.ā
People in movies: āI gotta survive like a badassā
Reality:
Dies within 3 days because they get tired from running from zombies
@DON'T clickbait I see lol
@DON'T I hope the Zombies get hold of ur channel and delete it.
@Air strike gaming bro this comment section was too weirdš
@DON'T ok i wont
A Zombie Apocalypse is like Attack on Titan
Everyone thinks they're gonna be Levi until the crisis actually happens
but what happens is that they end up being season 1 Eren (killed in literally the 1st 5 minutes)
or Season 4 Eren ( a literal walking talking war crime)
@Kevin C. Cucumber the near constant nightmares fueled me to learn how to lucid dream.
Exactly, its usually little kids and teenagers that have the protagonist syndrome and havenāt been humbled by life yet. I had a weird dream similar to attack on titans except it happened on modern day and it was a terrifying nightmare.
@Kalibus Kristof Jesus Christ
@Kalibus Kristof Jesus christ
"So, what's your power?"
"braiiiiins"
"Bra-brains? What, like, mind reading? Mind control? Bra-you got a big brain?"
"braiiiiins"
"Oh shit wait you're an actual zombie"
"..."
"GET OUUUUUUUUUUT"
*zombie starts crying as it awkwardly shambles towards the door*
Ultimate crossover
Underrated
I feel like his water was brown one day and he just visualized this entire conversation in his brain and recorded it
I think that was soda
This is literally what I always thought about an apocalypse. Whether it be zombies or another cause. Fighting every single day just to survive until tomorrow is by no means hopeful. Its just suffering and stress without any possibility of a better future. Just death literally everywhere.
The fact that Caleb took the time to have this philosophical talk with himself just to end it with ā I just think it would be cool if we fought zombiesā is so breathtaking
@Alan YOUāRE Breathtaking!! Youāre all breathtaking!!!
You're breathtaking
šš
Love how Yellow Caleb is just so done with it when he realizes that the stuff that they'll probably have is pretty crap. But then just changes his mind when Black Caleb says "I think it would just be cool to fight zombies."
"69"
āA life where my daily aspiration is to survive is not for me ā is an underrated quote lml.
Caleb is right. The human race gets helluh nerfed during situations like these.
"If I wanted to survive I'd be somewhere fighting bears for food". š š š I died
Reminded of hard-core martial artist training in the mountains.
With the water, if anyone's wondering, you can get decent quality water by finding a stream. Where the water's running and clear, you can drink that and it should be alright, though in a zombie situation checking up-river would be a good idea.
I know a LOT of people who got Giardia that way. Gotta filter it(better than boiling); even in the Sonoran desert.
Or boiling water under tilted glass to condensed into a water collector.
Or the high tech approach have a wind generator and use electricity to reverse osmosis seawater.
Be safer to use boiled rain water or depending on where you live humidity collected with tarpaulin
Survival Caleb: "I think it's cool to fight zombies"
Smart Caleb: Aight let's go!
@Mindecon šæ
@aiqbl idk but i never searching that up again
@N_Aerial the zombies have a high chance of taking you from behind so consider that a 3v1 in which the last enemy is out of your sight
@Person true
@ali mansouri WTF WAS THAT!??!??
Caleb's conversations are the most cilivlized cause one person always talks at a time. Wish we could all be like this šš
"a day where my aspirations and daily goals are to SURVIVE THE DAY is not the life for me"
damn
kinda hurt but thats really how im livin..
regardless
I'm getting old, Im out of shape, I dont have much in terms of aspirations and my joints would give me away in any stealth senario.
That said killing zombies sounds tight and well worth dying a horrible death for.
@Ixillius what are you talking about? Jesus is Australian
@Kalibus Kristof lmao
@Kalibus Kristof Why does it oddly make sense for a middle eastern dude to suggest this?
well said, strap on this here explosive vest, well make a use outa your ancient ass yet
Caleb in the black hoodie: "I just thought it would be cool to fight zombies."
Caleb in the yellow hoodie: _"You son of a b!tch, I'm in."_
EDIT: There fixed it. Turns out some of you have more words in your sentences than braincells.
@boiled grandchildren You're taking away my (braincells) freedoms as a free citizen wich violates (braincells) the constitution. I will now proceed to yell about (braincells) it in a car while on tik (braincells) tok.
@popol e kupa support Please stay 2.5m away, I do not want my comments to catch your braincells.
@Devil JhoMama I (braincells) would not (braincells) be scared (braincells).
"Some of you have more words in your sentences than braincells" I'd be pretty scared if there were braincells in my sentence.
Caleb: "I just want to fight zombies"
Everyone: say less
Yep that's what happened in the video. Thanks for sharing.
whatever you do don't search "i live in a gay bar" on Clip-Share
just dont
Bet! XD
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Wow
Plot twist: at 0:30 he was actually trying to sleep because he knows zombies burn during the day. He also knows that his plant defense and lawnmowers will protect him
@Akid Productions Everyone does
I know the two games you're referencing to.
" we gotta get somewhere safe"
he says as he stands in a perfectl fine houese
windows are death.
"Let's goto a poor Dirty hideout and dress up like a badass survivor"
I love how Caleb makes some of the line-reads sound echoy as though they're actually coming from a Caleb laying on the floor 2 meters away.
"I just think it would be cool to fight zombies..." "Why didn't you just start with that?! Let's go!" XD Fight zombies as you head to the store, fight them as you get supplies, fight them on your way to a fresh, clean water source and just live there. Make sure you get tools to chop trees, build a wall with chopped down trees, then some small huts... Then use some bows you got from a store you went to in order to shoot the zombies from behind the wall but on a raised level... I don't know, build basic platforms? I know, I'm thinking too much. Point is? You can do both. Fight zombies, yes. But get yourself set up for the long haul. Recruit other uninfected people, help Humanity survive... While killing zombies. It's a win win.
You're just saying the gameplay of 7 days to die. (plus probably 50 other zombie games)
I've accepted that if a full blown zombie apocalypse happens (no matter how unlikely) I'm going out to fight for however long I last. I'm type 1 diabetic my meds MIGHT last 2 months before they spoil.
āI wanna live without worrying for survival each dayā
- leaves front door unlocked (pre-apocalypse)
@Velo2DN Huh?
@Ditzy Klutz Thats true, but I meant before the apocalypse since robbers can come in and kill the guy
I was the 2.2K like
Maybe the zombies canāt turn knobs?
Still prolly my favorite Caleb video brah. He creates a whole ass universe with lore on this four minute video.
If this was a series, couldn't wait for part two
This is greatness. I subbed you. I'm a game developer, I'm making a Backrooms game, and I've gotten sort of submerged into this horror mindset of depressed hopelessness, especially with the outbreak of WW3 in Russia. So, I find this completely relatable. In a world where just lay down and die is the smart move, this is a classic.
Caleb can never fail us with the camera zoom in
Calebās personality matches his house a lot. We really enjoy them more that way, so bright, brilliant and creative!
Sometimes I forget that theyāre all Caleb, thatās how brilliant it is
@Momās account yo you right
no cap
@Don Juan nah I have herpes
Word
After all it's caleb city.
him: "Shit I just think it would be cool to fight zombies"
also him: "why didn't you lead with that gimmie that bat" LOOOOOOL i love it.
That'd be my only motivation during a zombie apocalypse. Just to recreate a Train to Busan kind of scenario and probably die in vain like the majority but hey at least it'll still be pretty cool
So basically, he needs to be a prepper before even considering living through something like this
I now want a whole show made about this by Caleb. Would be hella fun
I like how he stood there so clueless on why no one can survive a Zombie Apocalypse
This is my big sister and me if this happened! My big sister would be like, "no, not gonna do it. There's no point to continuing life in a zombie filled world. Even if we win, the world will go back to bullshit. It ain't worth it." That's pretty much her stand on it is. At first I argued with her. But then I remembered all the videos and shows of the zombie apocalypse that the evil humans are worse than the zombies. That massive creepy people can force themselves on innocent people and do horrible things to them despite the zombies everywhere! And yeah, the world would go back to all the stupid taxes and money ruling over everything. So yeah, I got convinced that it's not worth it surviving a zombie apocalypse. I'd probably fight until my family is gone. When my family had passed away, there be no reason for me to continue on in a zombie filled world.
Hilarious skit!
āLetās fight to surviveā
āNah, Iād rather dieā
āOkay. Letās fight cuz itās cool and violentā
ā *THESE ZOMBIES WONāT KNOW WHAT HIT āEM* ā
āLetās fight to survive, and letās try and find a cure, then save the world, I already have 25 guns with m-ā
āNo. I have principles, OK? And one of them is never to fight anybody, no matter what circumstance.ā
āseriously? Look, dude, I just think itās cool to fight zombies.ā
āScrew my principles, gimme those 26 guns, itās morbin timeā
Thatās how I feel like when Iām playing TWD VR Lmao
You know I qhoud get a sword and slaying and fun
That would legit be me.
when the doom music kicks in
I like how in zombie apocalypse scenarios there are like 2000 zombies right infront of a specific house trying to break down the door, and the slow zombies which are barely alive are like a "huge threat" to the people.
I wanna see this as a short series with calebs comedic values cuz it makes the shit funnier, I promise if he directed and acted in it it would be a amazing
You know this made me think I've never seen a zombie movie with a treehouse, that seems like a realistic place to live
The walking dead telltale game
How do you get down?
50 seconds in and we got "a life where my aspirations and daily goals is to survive the day is not the life for me"
Jesus fuck dude 10/10 lmao
I like how Caleb makes realistic skits from his house.
āFIGHTING BEARS!ā š¤£
@Kyle Labelle Iām pretty sure nobody sees the dislikes so itās pointless
I'm the guy who clicks thumbs down on all the comments that have over a thousands thumbs ups and no negative reacts
@Xecute saying as he is talking to Tom
Iwrestledabearonce
I always love to think every single video Caleb makes is part of the same universe (The Caleb Cinematic Universe / CMU) and all these videos can be organized in a timeline, would be so funny.
Tbh the chance to improve life for the coming generations and to give them a chance to the life you've had is more then enough motivation for me in that situation.
In fact he did have me in the first half where you just give up instead of trying to survive in an apocalypse, but then he also got me with the "It'll be kinda cool" part, cuz most of the movies I've watched about a zombie apocalypse just have badass characters, so, that just makes sense to me.
I've seen a lot but not all of Calab's vids here on YT, and it amazes me that how on point and relevant his videos stay no matter how much time has past since posted! If there are NOT zombies š§āāļø roaming the world in the next year I'd be surprised...
"Sleep in a bed?" Said the man, sleeping on the floor...
Man, that's a comfortable looking carpet. I'd sleep on that.
The ability to choose. If I get tired of the floor I wanna be able to plop on a bed, take that choice away I don't even know who I am anymore
Donāt knock the floor till you tried it, the Japanese have been doing it for years and I once spent the first half of 2020 sleeping on the floor, not because I didnāt have a bed but because I wanted to and it was comfy
Plus their beds are not taken in the house and a lot of people are dead so you can sleep in theirs beds
I though he was just laying down and dying.
This man is funnier with one camera than I could be witha host of actors and a team of writers
I love how at the end heās like: look I just think it will be cool to fight zombies
: shoot you shouldāve just started with that
I mean he's got a point. I've had so many day dreams of a zombie apocalypse and considered myself either fighting just for the adrenaline of fighting or lying down and waiting because I don't want to "survive" I want to live. Basically yellow shirt would like the idea of ice your best life instead of live the longest life
Ik this is a bit exaggerated but this skit's editing and directing is so good. Like every shot is so perfect, change any of em and I feel like it would become less funny
The ending had me dying, really put it into perspective there lol im not trying to live long in an apocalypse but im gonna go out w style at least
People who played any zombie based game: *Itās like, I was made for this*
Yeah have fun eating dog food and drinking shit water you can't put down the controller and order a pizza in a zombie apocalypse
Cultured people: RDR: Undead Nightmare
Do you know all the easter eggs?
Alexa play 115 and Rip and Tear
Man....i want a full series made by this dude.Just amaizing dud , keep the vids up
2:31 Ion know why, but when this music plays shit feels like the feeling of feeling nostalgia. Ya feel me? Like itās goated, straight up feel relaxed when I hear that. Might be weird but much love to Caleb man.ā¤
That "faucet+pouring a little coke down the drain" editing was actually flawless!
Bro how tf you do that so well-making these scenes with just yourself in such a creative matter??!fr you talented frfr.keep up the gud work manšš
Alternate Title: If recruiting people in a zombie apocalypse was more realistic.
Edit: HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES?! Thanks for liking my comment everyone!
Caleb, make a sequel to this. āFighting zombies be likeā.
whatever you do don't search "i live in a gay bar" on Clip-Share
just dont
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And the zombies can run and actually fight. Imagine fighting through that.
This is exactly why anybody who has weapons at home and knows how to work with their hands (make a filter, build, etc) is gonna be a god in a zombie apocalypse
I don't care how bad and/or hopeless the situation is, giving up is never the answer. Never give up.
He is so prepared, he covered his nech and wore black hoodie. It's just amazing....ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS! This is how I feel about zombie apocalypse scenarios.
This reminds of the manga Zom 100: 100 things to do before I become a zombie/bucket list of the dead(Iāve seen it titled both). Itās a comedy manga about this guy who was working in a black company with like 25hr work days and when the zombie apocalypse hits, the only thing he feel is is relief that he doesnāt have to go to work. He begins writing a list of (100)things he wants to do before becoming a zombie. It was pretty good
Survival Caleb: āWanna fight zombiesā
Caleb: *āR E A L S H I Tā*
Never tell a lie āļø
@Zbroz gtfo of here with that advertising
Real shit
Bro do we have things we had at six grade camp
@Jared cool
My brother is a turbo-geek for the zombie apocalypse, cuz he watches all these zombie movies and tv shows and I relate HARD with Orange Hood Caleb, like I'd rather die or not be involved in a zombie apocalypse than have to struggle every second just so I don't get zombified
After all these years, this guy's video engagement is still pretty good.
"So you're saying that ALL of our country's defences couldn't survive the outbreak, but you think just the two of us is enough to fight through the hordes of zombies?"
Listing the camp stuff made me laugh so hard! When a 6-grade camp has more options than a zombie apocalypse that's pretty bad!
I think this shows in my opinion why your better off staying in your home if something like this were to occur.
i hope there isnāt any: this aged poorly, comments in the future.
I hope it does, sounds fun compared to thet life is now
āThis aged poorlyā
This aged phenomenally
As a time traveler 10 year in the future, this aged poorly
Caleb: will we have non contaminated water?
Me: looks at the bottle of water in the back
I remember playing a sort of Zombie Tag. Some of the "zombies" cornered my group of 4 in a tight alley between two of the dorm buildings and I just used two of them as cover while I ran off. Still got eaten tho
Gotta say in that world that would be the only thing that kept me going. The fact that you get to take out years of built up rage out on some zombies till they finally get you.
I always wondered, how the hell are zombies going to get to me if I just stay in my apartment? I doubt they'd be able to even get through the door to the apartment complex.
Sure, the food would be a problem, but with rationing you can easily last a couple weeks, and even more if you ration it really well. Fill the bathtub with water while you have it and you're set. If everyone stays inside (which let's be real, everyone would do in a zombie apocalypse taking place in a megapolis), then the army wouldn't have a problem going through the streets and taking down the infected.
Iāve often thought about this, in a zombie apocalypse what Iād do is get as many fireworks as well as guns and ammo, go to my local stadium if it hasnāt been turned into an evac site, set up the sound system to maximum sound, hook up my phone with a playlist of music to attract the undead hordes and then as the horde shambled in Iād start thinning the ranks
āI didnāt say a word about difficulty level, Im saying that the current situation is completely undesirable no matter how much effort you put in to itā
@ER2BROS Edgy
Scrolled for this quote *chefās kiss*
I wouldn't want to live in that world either
@MONARCH F
School in a nutshell itās so easy but so much work so much missed sleep. Guess Iāll failšš½āāļø
I wish he made a storyline of these guys just surviving because I know it would be hilarious
It don't even make sense why I love Caleb so much. I would probably buy whatever he sells or promote, unless I'm actually broke.
This hits hard man. Especially when tryna survive Project Zomboid
I live in a small town so the issue of a zombie horde wont affect me, i've already mapped out an entire elaborate plan in the event of an apocalypse. The only real danger for me would be the mental stress
Y'know I'd probably be exactly like Yellow Caleb. I'd rather die than have to put up with any apocalypse shit, but hell if I'm not gonna have fun before I go.
Same actually
people who watched Zombie movies:
*I was born for this*
*"Immedietly gets eaten"*
@Bon true, but in the beggining of every zombie outbreak the zombies should still be as strong as the average human, but later on when they start to decompose its gonna be easy to kill them
@DaySights not really cuz their muscles are decomposed meaning they'll find it challenging to even walk let alone run
Me, who also watched zombie movies and shows: I can't survive this. I may aswell spend my days crying and trying to stay alive in my home
@DaySights no they're not. The body's rotting.
Gets turnt into a zombie you mean. And somehow the zombies survive despite not eating each other