Actual fact: LeBron sent his jersey to Zlatan when he arrived in LA and Zlatan the absolute madlad that he is signed his jersey and sent it back. God I'm proud to be Swedish.
That's not true because half time used to exist even before zlatan Ibrahimovich was born, all players used to take break at half time, so no, it wasn't invented by zlatan, as he only started playing a few decades ago.
They'll never understand how most American athletes are nowhere near as popular as European based football players. My mother knows Ronaldo, she has no idea who steph curry is.
One Zlatan saw a lion and started praying the Lion said " Why are you praying are you scared for your life" Zlatan said "I always pray before having dinner"💀
Zlatan was riding a horse once and its not going fast enough so he got mad and uppercutted the horse in the bloody head. You’re welcome, we now have giraffes.
It does not. Lebron is 100% more famous than zlatan. I'm not an american but a european in a country where everyone Plays football. Y'all really just got a bias for football. The fact you guys even Liking this dude under me comment is just bias. His argument is so bad.
@Oliwier bro LeBron has a wide American base but then you Zlatan who has like a worldwide popularity if Zlatan was American this wouldn't even be a debate.
Zlatan didn’t play for the LA Galaxy, the LA Galaxy played for Zlatan.
Facts
How have I never heard of this man
800th like
@Anonymous 2how have you not heard of our savior?
I don’t even know what the Galaxy is so idc
When Zlatan was born, he congratulated his parents and drove them home.
🤣🤣🤣
Its a hilarious thing to visualise😂 a baby, one hand on the wheel, the other one out the window, cigar in his mouth and glasses
😂😂😂
zlatan gave birth to his parents
I have never heard this one before 🤣💀👍
Actual fact: LeBron sent his jersey to Zlatan when he arrived in LA and Zlatan the absolute madlad that he is signed his jersey and sent it back.
God I'm proud to be Swedish.
most zlatan moment of all time
@LionLeaderX I wish I could’ve seen brons reaction.
Zlatan is the country swedes lives in
When Zlatan downloads an app , the app accepts Zlatan's terms and conditions .
Wrong, the app downloads zlatan
This is a good one 👏
This is the greatest reverse joke EVER!!
😂😂this is a good one
When Zlatan joked about Jada, will smith slapped Jada
Underrated 😂
He told his wife to keep zlatans name out of her mouth
Yo brothers stop,my stomach hurts 😂😂😂😂😂
Once Zlatan kicked a ball into the sky
Now we know it as the moon.
Underrated as hell
when alexander graham bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan
😂😂😂😂
They named a street after Zlatan but they change it. Because no one crosses Zlatan and lives to tell the tale.
Stolen saw this on some football short before
@Yeehaw ?
@Yeehaw bro i must have had the same idea cuz i didnt steal it
When Zlatan comes to your home, you are the guest.
Once Zlatan took a break while playing football, now that is called halftime
That’s funny
"Thats an original one try to-" stfu thats tgood! 😂
Try to be original next time. Oh shit this is some god damn laughter.
That's not true because half time used to exist even before zlatan Ibrahimovich was born, all players used to take break at half time, so no, it wasn't invented by zlatan, as he only started playing a few decades ago.
@dkdd did you not get the joke?
Zlatan doesn't needs a watch, he decides what time it is
True😂
Facts 😂😂😂
When Neil Armstrong first arrived on the moon, Zlatan was already there.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Zlatan showed him the best parking spot on the moon to ensure a safe landing. What a gentleman!
@Artem Tsarevskiy *second best He saves the best for himself
🤣🤣
When Zlatan listens to music on Spotify,
The artist gets the ad.
😂😂😂
Nice one
WTF bro😂😂
😂😂 that is brillants
Genius...😂😂😂
These comments passed the vibe check for real😂
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When Zlatan arrives in L.A., Zlatan welcomes the people.
Lol he actually said “welcome to the world of Zlatan”
When cops take Zlatan into the custody, Zlatan interrogates the cops
Fax 🗿
1k likes and only one comment? Nah this goated bro you deserve more comments; I got you 👍
@DJS 8715 Thanks bro big love from India❤️❤️
🗿
Fax
Zlatan has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom. The bear is not dead, he’s just too afraid to move.
Zlatan doesn't need food ,food needs Zlatan to survive
Zlatan raised both his parents as a single child.
😂😂😂😊
😂
Rip Sapko Ibrahimović
This is so dumb but I laughed 😂😂
Hahahaha😂😂
“Lions never compare themselves to humans”-Zlatan
Le goat ain't no human
@Anjana Kaveendya lion> goat?
@Zaksmart you outsmarted the outsmarter damn zacksmart youre smart
Once Zlatan cried , it's now called as rain
Zlatan don't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
When Zlatan took a breath, oxygen was created
yoo, did you actually call zlatan a plant??? 😂
@asd the joke went way over your head 😂
@asdZlatan isn't called a plant, a plant is called Zlatan
Zlatan doesnt breathe oxygen, oxygen breathes Zlatan
@asd no
When Zlatan is late for class the teachers apologize to him because they started early.
When zlatan visits a website, the website approves zlatans terms of policy
No one from America will understand how great Zlatan is.
Edit: Shit he retired
yeah they call football soccer
i’m American
They'll never understand how most American athletes are nowhere near as popular as European based football players. My mother knows Ronaldo, she has no idea who steph curry is.
@implive17I think basketball is bigger in the US, but football is definitely bigger around the world
@Dallyyy your point?
“I’m finally back with the milk”
*Zlatan said to his father*
Super Underrated
@Mamata Malla Thakuri my comment?
@umerk4 Yes
@Mamata Malla Thakuri thx
@umerk4 no prob
One Zlatan saw a lion and started praying the Lion said " Why are you praying are you scared for your life" Zlatan said "I always pray before having dinner"💀
No zlatan isn't a cannibal.
Zlatan once missed school for 2 days, and that's how we got Saturday and Sunday
best one 😂
This one is getting a little old already
And he missed those 2 daya of school after crying because lbj bullied him.
@JP whos lbj
@Hala Madrid especially when it was just a Chuck Norris joke from like 15 years ago
If Zlatan hits you, you apologize to him.
When Zlatan enters a castle the king and queen bow to him
When Zlatan reads a book, the book gains knowledge
643 likes 0 comments lemme fix that
Same bro Zlatan is better
Hahah 😂
Fire
This killed me
When phone was invented there was already missed call by Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't give exams,Exams give Zlatan
Zlatan once threw a football into a bucket , now they call it basketball
Underrated comment
Best zlatan comment in the year😂😂
That was a good comment!🎉
When zlatan was about to leave home,he told his dad “you’re now the head of the house”
"Who is more famous?" - Proceeds to compare instagram followers
Zlatan built the hospital he was born in
Reported
@Food 4 Thought for?
@James Monroehe really thought he did something when he said “reported” 💀
@Pharaoh ye bc literally no one cares
When Zlatan came late for training, the coach apologized
When Zlatan stopped his car, parkings were created.
Zlatan once caught a lie detector lying.
Damn thats a good one 😂
When Zlatan comes to your house you are the guest.
''The Choosen One'' by far.
The best one ever playing to basketball.
Period.
Once Zlatan didn't want to use his legs to play football so he picked it up and started running now it's known as American Football.
I loved it
just football
@zwebackshyper nooope
@zwebackshyperonly when you’re talking about it to only us Americans bud, just accept it
😂😂
When Zlatan is in a video, Zlatan owns the comment section
When Zlatan watches a video on Clip-Share the creator gets the ad.
Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock
Got me rolling 😂😂😂😂
Definitely tells the full story.
Bro based it on Instagram followers 💀💀☠
Once Zlatan was charged with murder . He found the judge guilty .
Zlatan doesn't pay for food, the food pays for him
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Zlatan.
When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest 😂
You did it wrong you're thinking of chuck Norris
@Armani Phillips THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
yea no
@Armani Phillips didn't ask.
lol but even as a football fan, lebron is way more famous than zlatan
When Zlatan stopped his Netflix subscription, the prices doubled
When Zlatan was born he slapped the doctor.
Zlatan has more career jersey sales than LeBron by MORE THAN DOUBLE
well, his career length is more than double.
@sawyer whitneyyou’re not being serious
@sawyer whitney you cant be serious right?
Even LeBron send zlatan his shirt
Zlatan signed it and gave it back cuz he respect fans
@sawyer whitney LeBron has been in the nba for 20 years and Zlatan started his professional career in 1999.
@sawyer whitney double the length would mean Zlatan’s been playing for 40 years, he’s only been a professional for 4 more years than LeBron.
When Zlatan breathes he gives Oxygen life
Zlatan doesn't need food ,food needs Zlatan
Zlatan Ibrahimovic isnt famous, famous is him
bruv this had me rolling in my tears
Is this dude Chuck Norris or something?
@Anonymous 2 basically yes
Who is he
@Boobie Feet Chuck Norris in disguise
Zlatan decided to skip school for a few weeks every few months. We now know them as school holidays
Zlatan doesn't pay the landlord for rent, the landlord pays him so that he would stay there.
When Zlatan joked about Jane , Will Smith slapped himself .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Nice
Man this guy is funny😆😆 bro got a about 7 comments from top 10
Who tf is Jane
Fun fact: when zlatan landed in LA lebron sent him his jersey as a gift zlatan proceeded to sign it and mail it back to him...
The guy who invented the phone, had 2 missed calls from Zlatan when the damn thing finally worked.
Zlatan does not need a watch , he decides the time .
That rigth
Lit 🔥
Ayooooo😂
The glazing is crazy
@Iamdynamite pause
When its time to sleep, Zlatan doesn't sleep. He tells the bed to sleep.
Zlatan doesn’t check the cupboard for monsters. The monsters check out the cupboard for Zlatan
Zlatan wears sunglasses to protect the sun .
Bro…😂😂
These two are the most American people ever
Who is more famous?
Check the comments section😂
Btw Zlatan is not famous,
Famous is Zlatan🗿
When zlatan gets an F his teacher fails.
Tbh this is how it should be anyways
Zlatan does not get an F, an F gets Zlatan
Zlatan once received a jersey from Lebron James as a gift. He signed it and shipped it back to Lebron 💀 😂
Zlatan doesn’t need time. Time needs him.
Zlatan does not need fuel , the car moves out of respect .
💀😂
Zlatan is just built different he's called the lion for a reason
When Zlatan pays for Groceries,The groceries pay for him
*’when zlatan was late to school, everyone else apologised for being early’* 💀
Good one
@vasg and jessa It’s used so many times bruh
Nice one
@21Gamez Yep it’s alright at least you admitted to it.
Zlatan was riding a horse once and its not going fast enough so he got mad and uppercutted the horse in the bloody head. You’re welcome, we now have giraffes.
Zlatan didn’t sign up for Netflix, Netflix signed up for Zlatan.
When Zlatan gets a red card
The referee leaves the pitch
ACCURATE
This actually happened once
This is just a fact
Zlatan doesn't get a red card. Red card gets Zlatan
MJ took this personally. Tiger nodded his head.
When Zlatan was born, he named his parents .
ChatGpt asks Zlatan questions .
Zlatan created the universe the day he was born.
when Zlatan drinks water, the bottle gets hydrated
Zlatan killed 2 stones with 1 bird 💀
Pure stones...
Zlatan doesn't throw rocks
Rocks throw Zlatan
No
He killed 2 stones with 1 bird
@Ryoichi EditzThat doesn't sound right at all 💀
@MainCircle ikr 💀💀💀
This is the most American moment ever
Clock doesn't tell time to Zlatan, Zlatan tells time to clock
When Zlatan came to LA, LBJ send him his jersey. Zlatan signed it and send it back. That says everything
It does not. Lebron is 100% more famous than zlatan. I'm not an american but a european in a country where everyone Plays football.
Y'all really just got a bias for football. The fact you guys even Liking this dude under me comment is just bias. His argument is so bad.
@Oliwier nah zlatan is more famous. How come your grandparents know who zlatan is but they dont know who lebron is? Exactly argument done
@Oliwiernot true at all
@Oliwier bro LeBron has a wide American base but then you Zlatan who has like a worldwide popularity if Zlatan was American this wouldn't even be a debate.
@Nubex "exactly argument done" that doesn't even make sense. That's such a bad argument infact. Zlatan is not more famous.
"Lions don't compare themselves to humans"
When zlatan left the house he told his father "your the man of the house now"
"Zlatan is not famous"
"Famous is zlatan"
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Intresting that people in the comments here are making chuck norris jokes but forgot the name
😂😂
Wrong famous is not zlatan
Zlatan is famous
When Zlatan was still young, he told his mom to go clean *her* room
Zlatan Doesn't need fame...Fame needs Zlatan.
When Zlatan look in the mirror, he sees no reflection. That is because there is only one ZLATAN🦁
🐐
Goat
@Terence Alobwede lion
Zlatan doesn't need followers, followers beg to follow Zlatan.
When Zlatan comes to school Teacher stands up
Comment section ending the debate savagely 😂
Zlatan doesnt need followers, the followers need Zlatan
When Zlatan wants to watch cable tv the tv providers have to pay to have him watch
When Zlatan cuts onion , the onion cries .