Alpha And Sigma Males Are At War And They're Both Losing

Deltas are actually even cooler than alphas and sigmas. You become a delta by being so masculine that you literally transform into a plane. Super rare, very hard to achieve. Typical alpha sigmas wouldn't understand :/

I'm an omega male, we're above all this labeling. Not getting into labeling is a real omega male move, which is why I am an omega male

Sometimes my brain does these weird connections. Whenever folks talk about alpha-beta-sigma males and such, I immediately want to know how these self-proclaimed alphas and sigmas feel about the omegaverse. Do they feel represented? Finally, a media piece involving them?

I consider myself a "Ta-male." That means i'm a delicious meat and bean corn wrap snack. Alternatively it means I'm aspected to fire and revere the great spirit Mata Nui.

Im a "Rho Male", which roughly means that people are aware of my existence but don't factor me in their options.

I identify as a Kappa male personally, which means that I'm a Japanese water demon that inhabits aquatic environments.

TBH being a beta male is the coolest. You have all these cool colorful fins and breathe underwater.

"they don't need other people's approval"
"sigma males are REAL and they are the HOTTEST people ever"

the whole sigma/alpha/beta thing gives me too many dark memories of ABO fics

I wouldn't mind this non-existent hierarchy nearly as much if it wasn't used to literally categorize other men and women as "low value."

"Sigma males get their power from loneliness" cracked me up bro

Me personally. I'm a ξ male. I represent how many times a chemical reaction has taken place

So sigma males are just the boy version of “I’m not like other girls”?

"Babies are so beta" best one yet

It's super ironic that the sigma male dude said he didn't need approval from anyone, but then continuously asks throughout the video for you to like the video, subscribe and donate money lmao.

It's been a year and the "Google is the smartest person in the world" still cracks me up every time

"Google is the smartest person in the world."
So I guess he's also a Sigma male.

as a female i think i can say that im not attracted to "sigma males". or the guy telling me that im 100% attracted to sigma males.
im attracted to fictional men from video games :)

If all they're thinking about is getting women... Aren't they technically being dominated with women's attention?

The "low value women" thing is so funny because you just know that guy gets flustered every time a cute girl talks to him. His idea of female value is meaningless because irl he's just grateful when any woman talks to him at all.

I’m a woman and I assure you I am absolutely not attracted to this guy. Quite the contrary. I am also dating what Alphas might call a Beta and I’m hooked. For one thing, he doesn’t spend his days perfecting his game. He’s just nice and fun and cray and doesn’t GAF. 🤷‍♀️

It’s refreshing to have a balanced dude, say balanced things about the ridiculous antics of male culture.

"The alpha conquers the beta male, and uses him."
Sounds kinda hot, actually 😆

“That sounds exhausting” Danny single-handedly demolishing the patriarchy

this is literally just the “not like other girls” mindset but for men

It’s funny how alphas don’t actually exist in a wolf pack. The so called “alphas” are just the parents, and this was discovered by the same guy who first made the wolf pack alpha theory💀🤚🏻

Let me just break this down for you who may not understand
Alpha: aggressive insecure incel
Sigma: awkward incecure incel
All remaining wolf men labels: (?) flavor of insecure I n c e l

These kids watched Alpha and Omega once and took it too literally 💀

aw danny. so innocent. yes, people do go around just trying to be better than everyone and “dominate” them. it’s sad.

I love Danny asking if toxic masculinity and misogyny are real
(When he asks if people actually obsess over dominating people)
It's very innocent /gen

these guy will absolutely lose their minds when they learn there’s a whole greek alphabet

I actually got accepted into a Sigma Male cult this evening by a gent of the name Joe Mama. I can't wait to see how this works out.
Edit: Yeah it worked out fine nothing was real but the guy was really funny

The part when he nonchalantly points to the PayPal symbol
And you hold your card up had me dying!!

Bro thinks he’s a hardcore lone wolf when in reality he’s a stray dog that’s about to get put down bc it has brain worms

The definition for sigma males “men who are riding off into the sunset on their horses without much more to their name than the pack on their back” sounds like the title screen to Ocarina of Time
I guess that makes Link a sigma

Habits of the Sigma Male:
1. Trying to take over the world with a virus that turns Reploids into Mavericks
2. Getting repeatedly pwned by X and Zero

I love how people who give advice about “masculinity and dating” are the same people who are clearly the most insecure about these things.

"kids these days label themselves as things they shouldn't label themselves as anyways i'm a sigma male"

once i was playing a game and there was someone who said he was a sigma male. he said that i had to go first and help him win the game because i was a woman and it went women -> beta -> alpha -> sigma. he refused to actually do the work. not very loner to me lmao

I thought the whole sigma male thing was a funny and positive internet joke to criticise the alpha male mindset but the fact that people are seriously comparing alpha and sigma males is ridiculous lol

Need some representation for the omicron males now 🙏

Jarvis’ friend Addie once said that she has to know her Zodiac sign, her “Rising,” and the third one as a requirement for dating women. As a struggling-to-talk-to-women bisexual young lady, I wonder if it’s regional or a big characteristic of gay gals. 2:30 Now I’m wondering if identifying as Sigma, Smegma, Omega, or Alpha is important to gay dudes in the same vein

“Lions conquer everything”
Except hunting, you know, ‘cause lionesses do that.

Brian looking less like a beta and more submissive and breedable than anything.

“Speak for urself dude.. I’m tryna get dominated” I never thought I’d relate to something so hard

So....sigma males are...cowboys. and alpha males are loud. That is what I'm getting from this.

I love how by both standards, the LEAST alpha/sigma this is listening to everything someone online tells you and doing that

key to being an alpha: scream into your camera instead of talking at a reasonable volume

Danny has gone from looking like a 13-year-old to look like a 16-year-old. Good on you for completing puberty dude

This video made me take an online quiz to see which male I am. I (wrongly) feel more validated in identifying outside the gender binary for getting “sigma male” 😂😅

I looked up this stuff because these people (Alpha, Beta, Omega, Sigma Males) are referring themselves to the typical wolf hierarchy. So "Betas" are actually a highly-respected people who discipline the rest of us. This is all just so funny.

I’m not personally a fan of Alpha M, but he’s surprisingly good natured. One time a commentary Clip-Sharer (who will go unnamed) made a video on him, and all his fans rushed to the comments to harass them and “defend” the alpha males. Alpha M than made a video talking about how it’s just comedy and there is no reason to get angry about it. So while I may not agree with everything he says, he still seems like an alright dude.

"Goo goo is the smartest person in the world" I'm pretty sure that's what he said

“Googoo has recognise, sigma mel is a ril mel” 3:32

"I'm gonna teach you how to act like an Alpha Male to repel women" LOL, that has to be the only true-to-life thing I have ever heard to come out of a masculinity life-coach's mouth

I do have to say that Alpha (at least a few years ago) had some good videos on fashion advice for men, which at the time were very useful for me when I needed to get a present for my brother.

In all fairness learning to change a tire is a good idea. My interpretation of "alpha" is more of a "build cohesion through a nurturing attitude" and simple auto maintenance tricks are a great way to keep loved ones safe and serves as a masculine way to dote on someone.

Everyone knows that the real distinction is that alphas have a kn-

I feel like they’re just gonna keep adding male traits to the Greek alphabet. I’m actually a pi male, I’m round and gooey and infinite stuck on .14

Idk if someone else pointed this out but my mind got really hung up on that alpha guy outing himself as 43 and still caring about being an alpha

Oh, I so want to drop cursed fanfiction tropes on those sigma male videos. How glorious would it be?

I can't take the term alpha male seriously, I've spent way too much time on Ao3 💀

when danny said he wants to be dominated I couldn't help but think of shitty fanfics. cleach my brain

I think the funniest part of the Alpha Male behaviours in wolves being debunked is that it was debunked *by the guy who proposed it*
They studied wolves in captivity and were like "turns out wolves are assholes", then they studied wolves in the wild and were like "wait, no, what humans *do* to wolves turns them into assholes"

There are two types of men:
A: Men who call themselves Alphas or Sigmas
B: Men who are not insecure about their own masculinity

I'm a Epsilon male, meaning i love to put smiles on peoples faces

They're literally so close to ABO -
Istg I'm never getting over that 😭💀funniest shit ever

This dude has the power of loneliness.

Lambdas need more recognition, they can function without declarations, clearly ineffable. And don’t get me started about phi, so helpful when using spheres.

To become a Sigma you only need one thing and that is the head on overlapping of atomic orbitals

"Speak for yourself dude... I'm tryna get DOMINATED" most relatable thing danny's said yet

It is genuinely wild to hear someone else use the your age/2 +7 equation. That was my mom's line about how I shouldn't date until I was fourteen XD

I’m a Tau male and the only trait I have is that I’m twice as better than Pi males

3:01 this part makes me laugh so much everytime 💀

I love that Danny always comes up with Star Wars references, like every single video. Cheffs kiss

If that alpham dude came out as "yo it was a social experiment to show you how dumb toxic masculinity is lmfao" id regain some respect for the society ngl

"Astrology for men", never have I heard such a strong and enlightening statement perfectly describing this weird culture. Thank you.

So happy to be part of the gregma nation ❤️😊

the sigma guys motto: believe everything you see on the internet.

Tbh being a delta-wolf-sigma-ultra-master-legend-ninja-dragon-beast is the best

The zoo tycoon tiger and wolf models are even more impressively intimidating

“Because Sigmas are the hottest thing-“
*laughs in lesbian*

Once a man asked me what kind of male I was and I’m like “oh I’m a gay male” and walked away and now I think that he was asking about this

I love Alpha M so much, he's so damn funny 🤣

I guess Geralt of Rivea from the Witcher could be Sigma. He is not an alpha king, he is a lone wolf and likes it that way. But no one dares try to boss him too hard when he is around, lol.

I just saw alphamofficial in a hair loss treatment ad on TV💀. I don't know why I wasn't expecting that

Ah, yes. Learning something which could actually be really useful if you're in a sticky situation to get girls. This really be sigma mindset tho-

that moment when you go insane from being near an artificial black hole but now you get cool gravity powers.

as a girl...im more attracted to "beta" males simply cause anyone who unironically calls themselves an "alpha male" is a yikes for me 😭

I feel like if an alpha is dominating another man, they're not going after a girl XD

I've never met a person offline that talks about alpha, beta, etc unless they are making fun of it. When anyone online talks up alpha, sigma, whatever, my first thought was always 'scammer' and I block them. I'm male, and I just act like myself. That's it. Life is great.

personally i am an omega male, i love being dominated by other men

Danny's response to 14:30 I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

do they really not realize everyone laughs at this

As a female, I can tell you that we're not attracted to alpha makes or sigma males.
We're most attracted to ligma males.

are you kidding?? timid, submissive, and over-caring guys are the bestt 🥺

when I see males speak about alpha-beta males it gives me the same energy as girls speaking about their zodiac signs.

Personally, I’m a 🤷‍♀️ male. I represent a yellow woman being confused.

When sigma males have thought something through and understand it, they become very confident of their understanding, and if a situation occurs that real experience and understanding is necessary, the sigma male takes lead with full force and push their beliefs aggressively because they know exactly what they’re doing.

I'm a Gamma myself. We are much, much cooler than all other males. Also much more attractive and women can't resist us. We also never meet anyone because we're just cool like that. I haven't seen anyone in the last 5 years because I'm just so cool. I also haven't met anyone in that time meaning that 100% of the men that I met I have dominated and 100% of the women I've met have come crawling to me. You can't argue with statistics. All my imaginary homies at Gammanation agree.