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- Published on Feb 1, 2023 veröffentlicht
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they go from flexing their sons to flexing themselves.....
Answer this question who do you want to flex?
@5H4K lol trueee
@blindguyreacts yeah you changed it though
The comments are square 12
no no no it went from flexing their sons to flexing about themselves to talking shit about their sons
Flexing sons ➡️ flexing themselves ➡️ insulting sons ➡️ therapy
Lol😂
The cycle of life is never disrupted
Frrrr
Resume of less than one minute
Are we going to see the wives bonding over different techniques to weaponize their shoe?
divided from sons achievements but united by sons dissappointments
I have the power to make the likes go from 999 to 1k
profound, true. needs to be a bumper sticker
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why this one has only 60 likes!?
The nine yr old neurosurgeon who couldn't even cook rice
Are you ok?
@Karmic Crotal I could 100% see it
That's an anime title right there
I’m nine and I know how to cook rice and I’m Asian😂
"My son can't even cook rice" "... Are you okay?"
Dead. Officially dead.
Total failure. 😂
“Are you ok? “ got me dying 😂
The genuine concern when asking "Are you okay?" is painfully accurate
Rice is life!
Is the rice ok then
@Tafari kxng My brother 🤦
It's easy, you just follow the instructions on the 📦.
@suumcuique tbh honest with you I gave up on washing rice, I'd let it boil, once it soft, strain it under running water and then let the water dry out
"What da hail is a dishwasher" had me rolling on the floor 😂
@immortalfrieza LOL your comment needs more likes…nothing like a good, old-fashioned wife to wash your dishes! 😳😅😂
"Your wife!"
"Oh ya."
I love how he just carries a can of Beijing corn with him lmaoo 😂😂😂
Went from flexing their sons to flexing themselves to roasting their sons to being sympathetic.
Average Asian relationship progression.
An emotional ride lol
Ok
@Unknown_User k
"bought a tablet, returned it, came back 2 weeks later for an open-box discount"
I am in tears laughing. Not Chinese descent but related. I have seen similar "Flexing" happen in cousins home. First time seeing the older immigrant ones go at it was WTF? They were so serious in how good/how bad they had it. Next time just brought popcorn and watched the show. Got fun when my cousins grandfather dragged in the fact his son married a white girl and now he had me in the house summer vacations. He had great hopes I would learn to wash dishes with hot water. But he was proud I could cook rice and was learning to his cook restaurants menu.
They go from flexing to roasting their sons under 30 seconds.
Real Asians
Wo man
flex roast speedrun
Why do they do that?
Not me laughing at their pain. 😅 It borderline abuse..jk.
@Vince wth
“What da hail is a dishwasher”
“Expensive drying rack” 💀✋
They go from flexing to saying that they don’t have a dishwasher 😂
I'm glad they can put aside their differences to complain about their childern, so wholesome
Seems like some Can't complain bout complainin compainments
It's wholesome to see bt really painful when they do it only if yk
That's how my parents keep in touch...
nah they flexing how bad their kids are
My son work in sweat shop and uncle in concentration camp. But my social credit score the highest best!
"I invented parallel parking" 💀
“I don’t even have a dishwasher “
“What da hail is a dishwasher”
Got me rolling on the floor😂
He may be a neurosurgeon, but he can’t cook rice!? That’s ultimate failure right there 😂
W/ washin mashin
😂😂😂
@RichyFlinty I guess you are right
To be fair his son is 9…..although I wouldn’t trust a neurosurgeon that never learned to cook rice
My brother was a army ranger. Jumping out of planes into a war, swimming for miles, can disassemble and reassemble a gun blindfolded. But ask him to boil water. Myself I'm a chef so it cracks me up how some simple cooking is to much for him.
4 stages of entitled parents: flexing their royal bratty sons ➡️they flex themselves at each other➡️insult their spoiled sons➡️psychiatrist therapy
They go from flexing their sons to flexing themselves to straight up roasting their sons.
Start off enemies by flexing accomplishments, end up friends by agreeing on each other's failures. Truly a moment of all time.
Br
We need more neurosurgeons. Probably a billion.
I liked the moment when the character proclaimed “It’s parenting time!” and then proceeded to parent all over the place
@Mdbgamer its definitely a moment
@Lucis Leesionthat’s racist
"he cant even cook rice"
*you win, your son needs a miracle*
“may sons a failyah”
“may son’s a failyah, he caaant eveen coak rice”
“aRe YoU oKaY?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Are you okay?" Fucking got me
LMAOOOAO
That shit caught me off guard. Was almost dying the grease from the yellow rice.
@biawakstruusseriously underrated comment!!! Frfrffrffpphhh yep he definitely is!)))
same 🤣
The compassion in "Are you OK?" It shows that all "battles" always have a human end.
"He can't even cook rice"
Uncle Roger be like: start roasting him and say "Haiya"
"...and I helped NASA land a paperclip on da sunnn" 🤣🤣🤣
"I invented parallel parking"
Why you failyuh when i was your age i rode a cat to school and it had no legs 💀
ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴘʀᴏꜰɪʟᴇ
😂
What da hell does dat do?
I have to show my son this.
He's 9, not a neurosurgeon, loves Stephen He.
i imagine my mom flexing like this because my dream job is neurosurgeon
Damn, I almost got impressed at the 9 year old neurosurgeon till I found out the absolute ungrateful failure couldn’t make rice😡
When your son puts all his skill points in brain surgery but 0 points in rice management.
But he's nine yo...seems fair to me
this one sent me 💀🤣🤣🤣
Fk rice management😂😂😂😂😂😂 is it like a two year diploma thing?
This made my day. Thanks for making me laugh at the end of a "bleh" day. BTW I have been a pretty serious online gamer for years & play alongside several Asian team-mates - so this was perfect. Enjoy!
Such failure ☠️
I just love how asian kids now start sharing their parental trauma like this with us all :)
Steven's dad:are you ok? Do you need therapy?
How to make an Asian feel sorry for you: “my son cant even cook rice”
@Dang Hung True dat
@AmyLK eh, my parents are wayyy too strict, so I have to sneak use my electronics, im not very ok, but im coping
10 and ik how to cook rice
are you okay?
Is it bad that I did learn how to properly cook rice until I was 34?
In eighth grade, I wore tons of make-up to Catholic school. I was a rebel. Trying to hide my outbreaks, I covered them with a layer of Clearasil beneath my beige foundation and powder. But it wasn’t just about my bad complexion. Oh no. I wanted to look like a movie star, like Elizabeth Taylor or Sophia Loren. I penciled in my eyebrows with black eyebrow pencil, jet-black eyeliner thickly lining my eyes, and I topped it all off with jade green eye-shadow that came in a long tube something like a lipstick. My mouth I left blank. This made my eyes stand out more.
The fact that we weren’t allowed to wear make-up to school created all this excitement in me, and one day when Sister Theonilla was walking down the aisle in her long black robe, her wire-rim glasses perched on her nose and her skin the color of oatmeal, she stopped at my desk, moved in closer and slowly ran her index finger across my eyelid. The tip of her finger came back green.
“I’m not wearing make-up,” I said defiantly. Oh, the thrill of it. This was the beginning of my long career as a liar.
Returning something just to come back for the open box discount is top-tier. 😂😂😂😂
"He can't even cook rice!"
*Silent judgement*
"Are you ok?"
2 ways of the rice w theoias qs
I died right there😂😂😂😂
That part right there killed me.
Until that line, only smiled at the back and forth. After that line, cracked up!
No matter how they flex their kids they always come to the conclusion that no matter what the kid would do he would be a failure
They be flexing on their sons and then end up calling both of their sons failures.
He genuinely needed to know if the father with a no rice cooking son was okay. He was worried for that man's mental health.
Very rice
Cooking rice is literally the first thing you need to learn....
That man's starving 😫
Finally it's here the clip you all wanted.
clip-share.net/video/Y04Mn3YOr2Q/video.html.
Beyond Emotional Damage
Gold. Internet Gold 😂
It ahould of been
“I don’t even have a dishwasher!”
“Why you leave your wife?”
They went from flexing their sons to roasting them🤣
Rice
Being Chinese, I'm in this meme and I don't like it lol
Also you wont feel how it changea 😳
lol. so true and so funny
copied comment
He went from bragging about his 9 year old neurosurgeon son to roasting him about not being able to cook rice
This is somehow actually how Asian people flex, Good job👏🤣
He really did Die inside after hearing that " my son cant even cook rice"
All the flexing was put aside by him and he started worrying about his opponent. Respect
The way he casually slapped the rice bag.. 🤌😂💔
By laughing
are you okay?
Lol
As a dishwasher owner, I can say that the dishwasher part is true.
Love how they go from flexing on each other to both of their sons being failures and concerned for each other lol.
"What the hail is the dishwasher?"
-true asian
I never knew what a dishwasher was until one of my classmates mentioned it and I asked her what it was.
She was like "Do ya'll not have dishwashers in your house or something?" And I was like "First, tell me what it is and I'll answer that question. "
She explained to me, and I said "So no, We don't have a dishwasher at home, we wash the dishes with our dish soap, the item that cleans it and our hands. "
I only ever used a dishwasher 6 days ago (in my entire life) and struggled with the functions, never using a dishwasher ever again, manually cleaning is better
"Expensive Drying Rack" is 100% right!
@Joe O that’s what my parents thought when we’d beg them to get a dishwasher like normal American parents. “Why? We already have three!” *insert dad laugh*
Diswasher
European:a device to wash your plates automatically
Asian:the one who wash dish
The way he slapped his 25 pound rice makes me know that he is Asian
As an Asian I confirm it
Honestly, this is pretty accurate. They really do flex their children's failure out of nowhere xD
Finally so pointing that out 1st
😄😁😆😅
@Art-imatorYES,IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS WITH US
the problem with this way of education. is that they make their sons very smart academia machines, thats a good thing BUT at the end of the day many of them can't handle real life things. like cook rice for example. social skills are very important, and many lack of them.
you can be the most smart dude in the room, but if you cant communicate. its useless
@Based.morrocan.21 i do
“My son’s such a failure can’t even cook rice”
When Stevens dad realized he wasn’t the only one that had such a failure until he heard that.
Neighbor: "I'm here for my sons new job as a Neurosurgeon"
Also neighbour: "My son so dumb he can't even cook rice"
You can feel how the son’s inability to cook left a permanent scar in his dad’s soul
He may be a 9 year old neurosurgeon but he can’t cook rice so it doesn’t matter
@boblipsmacker I learn how to cook rice when I was 5
that "Are you OK "saide it all..
@G Channel use his brain and create a pulley system
@doge but hes only 9 how is he supossed to lift the pot
Every time I watch his videos, I laugh. Not at Asians, but because he understands comedy. We all need to learn to laugh at ourselves. Humanity needs this. Be kind to others, learn from them, contribute, lift each other up.
The "are you ok?" Was a whole different story 💀✨
Real men bond over their sons failures
If this is the case my father must have like 10,000 friends.
@Dog yeah. I have been wooshed. Thankyouforinformingme.....
I felt that way to hard.
@Ulgroth nazulgan LMAO the woosher becomes the wooshed
They can't improve themselves but they can still hope for the next generation. Aaaand it's gone!
“ are you ok “ IM DYING 💀💀
They went from flexing their sons to talking shit about them
Man literally carried a can of Beijing Corn only to meet his greatest hero.
Who will be a face of Shanghai corn? The rival of Beijing corn.
@Duyen Nguyen weird
2.3k likes but only 2 comments??!
You gotta be ready 😂
i like how the plot went from flex of "best" stuff to flex of "worst" stuff in their life😂
“Exspensive drying rack” and “are you ok?” Made me wheeze like a teapot
“He can’t even cook rice”
Now that, was a deep cut
@Dammt2980 yeah, 9…. And a neurosurgeon! If he can operate on brains he can operate a rice cooker 😂
i can't either :( uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Are you okay
Enter uncle rodger
@Casual Robin gamer wait, actually? Congrats on living that long, most people only dream of living thst long, I hope you live even longer.
And they became the bestest of friends
They went from flexing their sons to flexing themselves to complaining on such failures their child is
"What da hail is a dishwasher?"
"Expensive drying rack"🤣
😂
@SumireSakura That's totally fine and you should do it exactly the way you feel is the best for you 👍🏻
@Maija Poppanen still washing by hand is best. My conscience wont let me eat from a dishwasher washed utensil. I will have to wash them thoroughly by hand anyways after using it. I just cant. It's beyond my comprehension that it actually helps clean the dishes.
@SumireSakura I don't know how a dishwasher can be a waste of time since loading it takes so much less time than washing all the dishes by hand. Obvs if you only have very few dishes you use then it is probably a better choice to wash by hand and it also saves money because you don't have to buy a dishwasher. But if there's let's say two people or more and/or they like to cook and bake a lot, then I would definitely recommend a dishwasher if you have the money for it. It's so easy, saves time and is more sanitary. I personally find washing dishes by hand extremely tedious so I'm glad that dishwashers are a thing.
I'm an Appliance repair technician. This us uh... annoyingly accurate. So many people get upset about their dishwasher of all things, age it's the most entitled shit I've ever seen
I don’t even have the context of growing up in an Asian household but these are some of the funniest skits I’ve seen
I wouldn't be surprised if he said, "I invented air"
the only thing stronger than a mans love for his child, is a mans resentment of his child.
A 200 percent truth!
@Unpopular OpinionFuck yeah buddy!! My dad’s like that, it makes me sad (naturally as a young adolescent) to think about the fact that he won’t be here forever and will return to the soil eventually. So I cherish our moments.
replace child with son cause the video would go differently with daughters
Or mother's for her daughter's.. 😂 😢
I had the best dad anyone could've hoped for. As I get older I realize the things that I love the most are how he must've felt about me and it just makes me so damn happy that I made cards for father's Day instead of buying them and called him for no reason on occasion. The last father's day card I gave him I told him "Your best has always been good enough in my eyes" and I'm so glad I did. He would brag about my accomplishments like he was trying to sell me :')
“ What da hail is a dishwasher?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His son is nine and is a neurosurgeon, I'm 13 and can barely wash my hair correctly :')
His genuine concern for the son not able to cook rice is touching🥺
@Dana N that's why it's the parents fault not the kids
Pro tip, take the double amount of water then rice, then cook it on low heat under a lid.
Yeap definitely Asian if i cant do it my parents Will probably disown me
Bro is 9😭
@parimal korada nine year old neurosugeon was too busy studying to learn how to cook
“And I helped nasa land a paper clip.. ON THE… SUN!”
His son is a 9 year old neurosurgeon but can’t cook rice… 😅😅
When two Asian parents flex, that's the only free time an Asian kid has to themself.
@that guy I tell you this, born from an Asian household, if you ever visit an Asian household (Which considering your family name is Singh, I'm guessing you're just one of the lucky ones) make sure they don't have kids unless you want horror stories to tell.
Solid, solid fuckin line.
Gold
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He did so much but at the end he was so poor he had to become Steven's neighbour.
They go from flexing their son to insult their son and flex themselves...
"My 9 year old son is a neurosurgeon."
--"Can he cook rice?"
"No"
--"failure"
Hhhhhhhhh
Ahahahahaha this should be the best comment
Even the bird was surprised when he said neurosurgeon
“Are you okay?” Get me soo badly 😂😂😂
"Are you ok?" is something his son never heard.
After seeing your pfp; Hormonal damage
@Xcrafter Gamer I don't know anymore
@Jarrod Watson Are you good?
YOU COPY PASTE BOT
Son? More like Failure!
The funniest part is the thought of AN ASIAN INVENTING PARALLEL PARKING
The glasses guy won both competittions
Competition 1: “Talent”
Competition 2: “Absurdity”
"Are you okay?" He asks with such concern on his face. 😂
That's how you win a pissing match 😂
"Are you okey?" 🤣
"My sons such a failure he can't even cook rice"
"....Are you okay?"
They went from flexing on each other to genuine bonding
"Expensive drying rack"
I'm not even Asian but that hit hard 💀
@Amin Ashraf The dekchis we cook in are too big..and as we also use pressure cookers alot, handwashing is still a thing in my household, despite bloody having Miele appliances. Don't you make ur lamb etc curries in pressure cookers?
@SithLordRJ the one that can fit a medium size wok.
@Amin Ashraf They need to create a dishwasher for Asian households. Big dekchis, pressure cookers..sorry none of them fit. lol
I am Asian and the only thing that could hit harder is,
"What the hail is oven?"
"Expensive storage cupboard."
Finally it's here the clip you all wanted.
clip-share.net/video/Y04Mn3YOr2Q/video.html.
Asian parents and African parents are just a whole different flex haha 😄 😂 🤣
Imagine completing a successful brain operation and then asking your mom for help cooking rice. 😂
I love how he just stopped and went "are you okay?" Like he's so genuinely concerned he's ready to have an intervention.
Excellent
@ItzAdi7228 second account I need to know what you rated it
I mean rice is a big cultural food
That "are you okay?" Was the least Asian parent ever. He broke his Chinese instinct and became empathic
@jackson they probably regret prioritising the neurosurgery now.
Buying the iPad, returning it and getting a week later for the open box price is genius
The 9 yr old surgeon is too busy doing surgeries on people who have time to cook rice 😂
“What the hail is a dishwasher?”
I’m dead
you mean woman?
I don’t have one, I’m in Asian household
It's an expensive drying rack 🤣🤣
as an asian, i had to look it up to know what it is
My family doesnt use that
They already have two dishwashers. Their children. Think about it.
As a straight white male.... I'm laughing so hard that I shot coffee outta my nose. The Japanese gf is not laughing as hard.
'he can't even cook rice'
*is in full shock*
'are you ok'
Man flexing their son -> flexing themselves -> talk about their son's failure💀🗿
🤣
@Anna M oh nice
I’m your one thousandth like 😁
I love how the end uncle rodger stops the bragging contest to ask if his opponent is ok
" My son such a failure he can't even Cook rice "
" Are you okay ? "
😂
You know something is seriously wrong when an asian parent says that their child can't cook rice
@NTZClaw call some help for him💀
@Cxmo 😂😂🤣😂🤣
@NTZClaw bruh💀
@Cxmo you are right my friend he's deep South American 🇺🇸👍🏾
@Toishishuma Abrahams ye💀👍