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Superman Key to the Fortress of Solitude 🔑

  • Published on May 27, 2023 veröffentlicht
  • Superman Key to the Fortress of Solitude 🔑 #superman #batman #justiceleague #dc #shorts
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  • RoyalCharles
    RoyalCharles 4 months ago +66881

    “Hey guys, It’s lock picking lawyer, and today, I’ll be cracking into the fortress of solitude”

    • The One Who Knocks
      The One Who Knocks 4 months ago +696


    • Jordan K
      Jordan K 4 months ago +1871

      Batman be taking notes. Nevermind he probably already knows

    • Conrad Gadwa
      Conrad Gadwa 4 months ago +957

      Lol i can imagine him taking a few minutes to unlock it then locking it and doing it again to show it wasnt a fluke

    • Cosmic Toon
      Cosmic Toon 4 months ago +287

      Well first you need lock picks that won’t break and you gotta be strong enough to turn it.

    • Donovan DeLozier
      Donovan DeLozier 4 months ago +499

      ​@Cosmic Toon superman carved the key out of dwarf star material.... he said nothing about the lock being similar.

  • RocknRoland
    RocknRoland 3 months ago +1780

    Superman: “Why dont you give it a try”
    *hands her the key*

  • Andrew KVK
    Andrew KVK 3 months ago +1800

    That key definitely warps gravity heavily in its immediate proximity.

    • Me me
      Me me 3 months ago +21

      Maybe it’s antimagnetic

    • cyanopsittax
      cyanopsittax 3 months ago +89

      @Me me Bruh

    • Jose Vega
      Jose Vega 3 months ago +206

      Actually that much mass in such a small surface area would probably just drill itself into the earth.

    • c
      c 3 months ago +25

      @Jose Vega thats what it started doing before superman picked it up lol

    • JesusIsLORD
      JesusIsLORD 3 months ago +4

      no way u just said that bruh@Me me

  • Kirby
    Kirby 3 months ago +11927

    “Alfred, get me a picture of that key and 3d print it”
    “right away sir”

    • Lowsky
      Lowsky 3 months ago +526

      I’d think that a replica would just break considerably using that key supes made on a regular lock would break the lock.

    • AWC
      AWC 3 months ago +204

      For a second I thought you were gonna say Alfred could lift it up 🤣

    • Arafat Marius
      Arafat Marius 3 months ago +200

      ​@AWC He probably could

    • zk
      zk 3 months ago +93

      ​@Lowsky 3d print with hardest material (not heaviest)

    • Demetrius grilled
      Demetrius grilled 3 months ago +5

      @zk 🔑

  • thedoctor
    thedoctor 3 months ago +1786

    The man just gave old Louis nice dose of radio therapy.

    • Elon, Please buy Youtube as well
      Elon, Please buy Youtube as well 3 months ago +10

      Who’s Louis?

    • C.B.
      C.B. 3 months ago +14

      @Elon, Please buy Clip-Share as wellLouis lane

    • Soulmare
      Soulmare 3 months ago +5

      ​@C.B. Lois... Louis is a unisex name and sounds out as looh-wis not low-is

    • Jorden
      Jorden 3 months ago +4

      @Soulmare I never heard of a girl named Louis

    • Soulmare
      Soulmare 3 months ago +1

      @Jorden that's because most countries pronounce it slightly differently and some countries put an e on the end. Making it looh-wheeze.

  • tr45h c4n
    tr45h c4n 3 months ago +148

    The gym janitor walks up, lifts it up no problem, sweeps under the Matt, puts it back, continues sweeping

  • J'Kai Crawford
    J'Kai Crawford 3 months ago +7289

    "Hey batman, catch!"
    *casually killing a small town with a singular key*

    • idkman
      idkman 3 months ago +207

      Jokes on you, batman was prepared cause batman, so he catches the key

    • Potato.
      Potato. 3 months ago +86

      ​@idkman... aand gets his hand either stuck on the floor or gets his palm demolished.

    • Made in Heaven
      Made in Heaven 3 months ago +52

      Town? Bro he bouta destroy the core of the planet

    • Nam Trinh
      Nam Trinh 3 months ago +16

      @Made in Heaven a fully laden supertanker is about the same weight as the key, nbd. Maybe if supes cranks it up at the speed of a meteorite falling on Earth

    • Riley Wayne
      Riley Wayne 3 months ago +18

      He catches it because he is batman 🗿

  • reminemisimmortal
    reminemisimmortal 3 months ago +47

    I love how he left a perfect imprint of the key on the ground for anyone to use.
    so generous of him.

  • Grapplesauce
    Grapplesauce 3 months ago +108

    “Why don’t you give it a try?”
    *tosses key at Lois, putting a key shaped whole through her palm and knee, and leaving a key shaped crater in the ground*

    • Chill
      Chill 3 months ago

      Earth finna revolve around that key worse cash earth crashes into that key😭

  • Soren Peterson
    Soren Peterson 4 months ago +19257

    Everywhere he sets down that key, it creates a new mold of itself. Not a safe security measure in the slightest

    • Darth Bane
      Darth Bane 4 months ago +2990

      ​@cintinu9589it would need material just as strong to open the lock or it wouldn't open. the lock is as tough as the key....

    • Yaawny
      Yaawny 4 months ago +1751

      @Darth Bane honestly, good explanation. that makes more sense than alot of other things ove read

    • Ashen Dude
      Ashen Dude 4 months ago +737

      ​@Darth Bane huh, that make sense. I imagine the mechanism inside involves moving millions tons worth of pistons, pulleys and weights.

    • Pobl Blart
      Pobl Blart 4 months ago +92

      Wait what if someone made a very strong mold out of that hole

    • Ashen Dude
      Ashen Dude 4 months ago +224

      @Pobl Blart if what i wrote before is correct, they still needed the necessary strength to move the internal mechanisms of the lock itself. Then again, it is merely hypothetical.

  • Arnold SzehwanSauce
    Arnold SzehwanSauce 3 months ago +16

    When she says "just the tip" and you abide by it.

    • Maxmilian43
      Maxmilian43 3 months ago +1

      Finally someone who knows how a lock works

    • GsauceGaming
      GsauceGaming 3 months ago

      @Maxmilian43 bro is in his key lore bag 😂

  • Mauro Cabral
    Mauro Cabral 3 months ago +22

    "So you are the only one who can lift it?"
    A stranger: Can I clean here?

    • BlackJACK
      BlackJACK 3 months ago

      We all fear the power of Anatoly

  • Lord Tralala
    Lord Tralala 4 months ago +6402

    "Why don't you give it a try?"
    *throws her the keys*

    • Henry .-.
      Henry .-. 4 months ago +96


    • Synergy
      Synergy 4 months ago +184

      she’s about to have a key sized hole through her chest

    • Wes Crew yet lonely
      Wes Crew yet lonely 4 months ago +73

      So ends the story of Lois lane

    • Banana Boi
      Banana Boi 4 months ago +32

      Say bye bye to her hand

    • Kim Jong - Bean
      Kim Jong - Bean 4 months ago +17

      ​@Synergy that's mean she will have 3 holes 😳

  • MiSt 526
    MiSt 526 3 months ago +11

    Fun fact: you get that sort of hyperdense material because the super high gravity of the dwarf star crushes the atoms together so that they occupy a smaller volume than is possible otherwise. If you could remove the material from the star, the natural forces within the atoms would cause them to return to their normal volume and the material would basically evaporate violently into a gas.

    • Shahnoor Maredia
      Shahnoor Maredia 3 months ago +2

      Sudden change in the state of matter the size of that key would produce enough energy to blow up half the earth.

    • MiSt 526
      MiSt 526 3 months ago

      @Shahnoor Maredia Well, I doubt even Superman is fast enough to yank it out of a dwarf star, form it into a key, and get it back to Earth before it exploded, but yeah.

    • Shahnoor Maredia
      Shahnoor Maredia 3 months ago

      @MiSt 526 thats cartoon physics for ya..

  • Cameron Grondzki
    Cameron Grondzki 3 months ago +9

    Imagine Supes just whips a key at you, you laugh bc even through he's strong its a key and he didn't chuck it at super sonic speed. Then it just goes straight through your body

  • O m e n
    O m e n 4 months ago +11011

    "So you're the only one who can lift it?"
    "I stay on my grind, Lois."

    • Mozzarella
      Mozzarella 3 months ago +67

      Yeah xd 😂 and it doesn’t make sense either the only reason he can lift that is cause he’s an alien he didn’t work hard for it at all

    • Klashslash69
      Klashslash69 3 months ago +28

      Let's hope Thor don't got beef

    • Ervan Fadillah
      Ervan Fadillah 3 months ago +82

      "I'm built different, Lois."

    • Piece Control Kyle• 76y ago                      .
      Piece Control Kyle• 76y ago . 3 months ago +30

      Enter kevdog🤓

    • duckamasta
      duckamasta 3 months ago +17

      ​​@Mozzarellahe meant he put in the effort to make a decent security measure. That key is probably uncomfortable to carry, but neccessary.

  • Joshua Carty
    Joshua Carty 3 months ago +5

    What bothers me is Superman's assistant robots did not refer to him as Superman they called him Kal-El

  • Mark Haggett
    Mark Haggett 3 months ago +15

    Honestly might be the most impressive lift in CBM history….

  • Amalgamation Prime
    Amalgamation Prime 3 months ago +3289

    Lois: So you're the only one who can lift it?
    Clark: Bitch, I'm Superman.

    • Google gmail
      Google gmail 3 months ago +10


    • Anubhav Kumar
      Anubhav Kumar 3 months ago +7


    • Trassy :p
      Trassy :p 3 months ago +2

      Is that a unintentional eminem reference

    • Amalgamation Prime
      Amalgamation Prime 3 months ago +2

      @Trassy :p oh.... Eminem said that? I mean I only listen to his "Godzilla" and "Rap god" music, but I'm not much of a fan.

    • Tasty Gaming
      Tasty Gaming 3 months ago

      🪄: Ekam eht yek sselthgeiw *picks up the key*

  • SGF51
    SGF51 3 months ago +8

    Even if just he placed the key on the floor, it still cracks, we're f*cked 💀💀

  • Jaeger Mann
    Jaeger Mann 3 months ago +6

    “So you’re the only one that can lift it?”
    *“They don’t know me son!!”*

  • Corrupted seagull
    Corrupted seagull  4 months ago +2151

    Bro casually crafted a world ending threat in the shape of a key.

    • Tkfire0510
      Tkfire0510 3 months ago +11


    • ~Logan1~
      ~Logan1~ 3 months ago +13

      Fr tho

    • Kangaroos have 3 Vags
      Kangaroos have 3 Vags 3 months ago +2

      nah bringing such little amount isnt dangerous

    • Conundrum
      Conundrum 3 months ago +42

      @Kangaroos have 3 Vags In this case it’s not about mass it’s about density and the gravity of that density. Even a tiny spec of dwarf star matter would have a stronger gravitational pull than our planet.

  • Lord Tankian
    Lord Tankian 3 months ago +1

    SM:I work pretty hard Lois.
    Captions: I work pretty damn hard

  • Tommy Thach
    Tommy Thach 3 months ago +1

    Imagine someone 3D print that and find Superman's door

  • saintś
    saintś 3 months ago +2999

    "So you're the only one who can lift it?"
    *"That's way below my PR, Lois."*

    • Trip
      Trip 3 months ago +7

      that made me laugh thanks man

    • Goat gamer
      Goat gamer 3 months ago

      what is PR

    • TheironkenGG
      TheironkenGG 3 months ago +2

      @Goat gamer personal record

    • Dave Bob
      Dave Bob 3 months ago +6

      @Goat gamerget into the gym

    • Bob Vargo
      Bob Vargo 3 months ago

      If this was IG you would probably have 4x more like🤣

  • Liberty Prime
    Liberty Prime 3 months ago +5

    "So you're the only one who can lift it?"
    Superman: Along with anyone who lift that much, yes.

    • Emmanuel Medina
      Emmanuel Medina 3 months ago

      Who else can lift 1billion tons with 2 fingers? Not even Hulk has shown a feat like that lol

    • Liberty Prime
      Liberty Prime 3 months ago

      ​@Emmanuel Medina firstly half a million, secondly Wonder Woman and so many others.

  • V enøm
    V enøm 3 months ago +2

    Imagine sups handed her the key 💀

  • XennaShieldOP
    XennaShieldOP 4 months ago +1709

    Batman would simply asks Alfred to pick up the key if he wanted to.

    • Zhang Zongchang
      Zhang Zongchang 3 months ago +85

      Alfred, pick up teh key
      Does it*

    • Sami Gaming
      Sami Gaming 3 months ago +4

      Jesus dies God doesn't
      God is all-knowing Jesus is not
      Read about Mary in the Qur'an and the scientific miracles of the Qur'an and Mohammad in Hindu scripture and song of Solomon ch5v16 Hebrew 😊😊😊

    • Sumadi Batok
      Sumadi Batok 3 months ago +21

      ​@Sami Gaming what the f-

    • Riley Wayne
      Riley Wayne 3 months ago +8

      ​@Sami Gaming 😶 i am dead

  • Lazy
    Lazy 3 months ago +1

    He did her a favor by just putting it on the ground instead of handing it to her

  • FlyingFoxx
    FlyingFoxx 3 months ago +2

    “Hey guys, it’s the lockpicking lawyer here and today we’re have..”

  • Ryan Morello
    Ryan Morello 3 months ago +2531

    He gets mad and tosses the key
    “The whole planet” Well Sh**, there goes Earth

    • Who Cares
      Who Cares 3 months ago +12

      Drops it from high orbit

    • Brandon Martin
      Brandon Martin 3 months ago +15

      He could drop it from his kitchen counter and it would probably still reach a high enough speed to bore straight through earth.😂

    • Kac646
      Kac646 3 months ago +4

      It wouldn’t do as much damage as you’d think but yes

    • Oliver Brookes
      Oliver Brookes 3 months ago +13

      ​@Brandon Martin that's not how gravity works. It would fall at the same speed as a normal key, just with much greater force.

    • ramu kumar
      ramu kumar 3 months ago +1

      ​@Brandon Martin the kitchen counter can not stnd it even if he put most gently on it and that snow could not have handled the wait as well unless antigravity on that place

  • ard
    ard 3 months ago +1

    3D key printers when they realize their plastic molded key breaks inside the lock

  • Pooya Safaei
    Pooya Safaei 3 months ago +1

    Batman chillin inside waiting to tell superman after he cracked the lock "work smarter, not harder"

  • Meliodas
    Meliodas 3 months ago +2973

    Imagine they walk in and Batman just chilling on the couch😂
    Edit: thanks for 1k likes

  • Realty
    Realty 3 months ago +2

    Let’s hope Peter doesn’t get angry that superman stole his girl

  • Nicolas Hernandez
    Nicolas Hernandez 3 months ago +3

    “Didn’t think it was secure enough”
    *proceeds to introduce 1/8 of the key”

  • R3an
    R3an 4 months ago +776

    "Why wont you give it a try"
    *throws it to her*

    • BrookTheMemer
      BrookTheMemer 4 months ago +19

      Nah bro 💀 she dead as hell

    • godjira in hell
      godjira in hell 4 months ago +9

      Nah it would drop to the ground faster it could reach her

    • Monghanclan
      Monghanclan 4 months ago +29

      @godjira in hellNo. if superman has enough strength to lift it like it’s nothing, he can damn sure throw it

    • Sky High Gaming
      Sky High Gaming 3 months ago +1


    • Tentomoushi
      Tentomoushi 3 months ago +4

      @Monghanclan W IQ

  • Commando Cluck
    Commando Cluck 3 months ago +1

    Superman sounded like Bateman when describing the key to the fortress

  • Parzival Lampruge
    Parzival Lampruge 3 months ago +1

    The lock picking lawyer in a winter coat: Click out of 3.

  • KannonFalls
    KannonFalls 3 months ago +1545

    Superman- Drops keychain
    The entire planet is now gone

    • Santiago Ramirez
      Santiago Ramirez 3 months ago +14

      Superman: ah shit

    • izanagi
      izanagi 3 months ago +4

      Thts not how ThT works btw

    • lou
      lou 3 months ago +15

      @izanagi no, but half a million tons is able to turn the entire ground into an abyss or something and kill anyone within sight

    • ShayDe
      ShayDe 3 months ago +3

      (For the record i get its a joke) but he would catch it before it fell pretty easily

  • kgmarshall38
    kgmarshall38 3 months ago

    Superman: “it weighs half a million tons”
    Louis: Still tries to lift it 😂😂😂

  • Levi🫡
    Levi🫡 3 months ago +1

    Drops his key from the Eiffel Tower him,oh fudge.

  • Skellyflo21 21
    Skellyflo21 21 4 months ago +902

    “Why don’t you give it a try”
    Proceeds to throw her the key

    • DeltaSquad
      DeltaSquad 4 months ago +32

      insert hydrogen bomb sound

    • Cracker Jack
      Cracker Jack 4 months ago +6

      So did you see the other comment that said this before you and just copy it because it had a lot of likes? Because it seems like thats what you did.

    • Skellyflo21 21
      Skellyflo21 21 4 months ago +21

      @Cracker Jack Or, hear me out, out of the 2.25 million people that saw this video, two of them happened to have the same idea and thought it would be funny to comment it

    • keyboard level over 9000
      keyboard level over 9000 4 months ago

      ​@Skellyflo21 21i😅😅😅

    • el_jefe
      el_jefe 3 months ago +2

      @Skellyflo21 21 checkmate

  • juuso kankaanpää
    juuso kankaanpää 3 months ago +2

    Aint nobody gonna talk about how you can just look at the key an recreate it out of like metal?

  • Sixto Torres
    Sixto Torres 3 months ago +1

    Physics left the chat

  • DDD King
    DDD King 4 months ago +1685

    Batman proceeds to find a way to lift the key

    • A Father For The Fatherless
      A Father For The Fatherless 4 months ago +179

      Batman would just create a replica on the fact it creates a perfect mold of its self in the ground every place it’s set down.

    • Bongos
      Bongos 4 months ago +39

      Batman just creates a pulley system strong enough to lift a quintillion tonnes.

    • False Account
      False Account 4 months ago +17

      ​@A Father For The Fatherless it doesn't create a perfect mold. Literally the ice under it was shattering. Besides there's no added force to actually make it imprint into the ice either

    • Narwa
      Narwa 4 months ago +9

      Bats gonna 3d print it

  • Manny Santos
    Manny Santos 3 months ago

    Imagine instead of fighting villains he just invites them to hold the key

  • silverco
    silverco 3 months ago +1

    Superman really put the key under the rug thinking somebody other than him was going to use it

    • rus0004
      rus0004 3 months ago

      He's probably just trolling anyone who would look under the mat.
      "Hey, a key!" _gets a hernia_

  • abdullah irfan
    abdullah irfan 4 months ago +813

    It's all fun and games until you see the lock picking lawyer menacingly approach the fortress of solitude

    • Faster than light
      Faster than light 4 months ago +12

      if the key itself is that dense and strong then the lock has to be the same as strong as the key, otherwise it will be like u are turning the key inside a gelly and vice versa. A key made out of earthly metal would crumble upon turning it also normal humans won't be able to turn the key anyway

    • abdullah irfan
      abdullah irfan 4 months ago +5

      @Faster than light true, your either wouldn't be able to pick the key or have one hell of a time trying to open a look like that

    • Cheese man
      Cheese man 4 months ago +8

      The lock picking lawyers has inmesurable power when it comes to locks

  • A Random Fwog
    A Random Fwog 3 months ago

    Batman: Alfred I need you to get your ass over here and lift up this key and open the door.
    Alfred: Right away sir.

  • Zebran Del Angel
    Zebran Del Angel 3 months ago

    imagine if he accidentally drops the key while flying over a city 💀

  • T.O.W.A.
    T.O.W.A. 4 months ago +971

    Are we all gonna ignore that superman literally had a carpet outside

    • Sponge
      Sponge 4 months ago +41

      He's a silly goose, a scamp.

    • Hoshi the Star
      Hoshi the Star 4 months ago +44

      He's even wearing his underwear outside.

    • Ramtea
      Ramtea 4 months ago +16

      That's called a doormat, its famous in Northeast India.

    • Cecil Jordan
      Cecil Jordan 4 months ago +13

      I mean, he was raised by a country family, it's a doormat, makes sense to me! Gotta wipe your feet before you enter the fortress of solitude!

    • ichan
      ichan 4 months ago +5

      Yeah you need to wipe your shoes with all that snow around, is the doormat heavy too? I mean its windy right? You can even hear the howling wind.

  • Walter Butler
    Walter Butler 3 months ago +1

    Super man low key a villain. Tryna turn earth into a mini black hole😂

  • MajesticalMelda
    MajesticalMelda 3 months ago +2

    Lois: can I hold it?
    Superman: of course
    Superman: “accidentally drops its”
    The world: 💥
    Superman: god dam it not again I will move to another place now😅

  • Apex
    Apex 3 months ago +815

    Bro turned Thor’s hammer into a key.

    • 💚Aman💚
      💚Aman💚 3 months ago +10

      This is the best one.

    • Nic Flo
      Nic Flo 3 months ago +4

      Best comment ever

    • YTSN
      YTSN 3 months ago +6

      Enchanted Uru vs Dwarf Star material 😂😂 okay

    • KeepYrselfSafe
      KeepYrselfSafe 3 months ago +2

      @YTSNi think he is talking abt storm breaker from infinity war

    • AMOGUS
      AMOGUS 3 months ago +3

      Which thor? The myth accurate one or the marvel one?

  • Assass1n450
    Assass1n450 3 months ago

    "It weighs half a million tonnes."
    Women: "HEEEUUGGHH"

  • OctopusCarDoor
    OctopusCarDoor 10 days ago

    “Didn’t think it was secure enough”
    *opens the door with only 10% of the key*

  • David Byrd
    David Byrd 4 months ago +4146

    Imagine he drops the key by mistake and it just rips through the planet

    • TheGameRoom
      TheGameRoom 4 months ago +185

      the key is only half a million tons, the planet weight is in the sextillions

    • BurgerBandit
      BurgerBandit 4 months ago +211

      ​@TheGameRoom A knife weighs a couple ounces but it can still cut through a 2 ton animal. It's not about the weight, it's about the pressure per square inch. With the size of the key and it's weight, it'll rip straight through the ground like butter.

    • Melon King
      Melon King 4 months ago +53

      @BurgerBandit dude half a million tonns is about an aircraft carrier it won’t hurt the planet that much

    • StoryEnjoyer
      StoryEnjoyer 4 months ago +28

      ​@Melon King don't exaggerate, it's around 100k tons

  • B Mouch
    B Mouch 3 months ago +1

    Dwarf star material is just regular matter packed extremely tightly by the forces of a collapsing star. Like a normal star, removing the material from the gravitational forces that bind it would cause it to explode with the force of a nuclear bomb.

  • Flames150
    Flames150 3 months ago +1

    Watch Batman pick it up.

  • Mallik eats
    Mallik eats 4 months ago +2483

    Wouldn't that key have a gravity pull from the sheer density of it?

    • Lonely Alcoholic
      Lonely Alcoholic 4 months ago +283

      Its a animated film based on comic books don’t overthink it ahahah

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      Ssj3sonic12 4 months ago +9


    • Gerald
      Gerald 4 months ago +253

      But yes, yes it would. It's gravitational pull would be 11 times greater than Mt everest, compacted into such a small radius, it would most likely not be able to sustain it's density and structure at sea level pressures.

    • Gerald
      Gerald 4 months ago +21

      But yes, yes it would. It's gravitational pull would be 11 times greater than Mt everest, compacted into such a small radius, it would most likely not be able to sustain it's density and structure at sea level pressures.

    • plippy
      plippy 4 months ago +22

      Yeah when he put it down it would just sink through the floor

  • Creeper DASH
    Creeper DASH 3 months ago +4

    Batman: “Robin, do you have the gallium I asked you to get?”
    Robin: “What gallium?”

  • 小雪狐Gaming Ch.〡朝倉 雪 OωO

    Well... why do we need that key when we can just pick the door lock...

  • DragonTamer31K
    DragonTamer31K 3 months ago +266

    "Go ahead, try it out"
    *Lois lifts it with no problem*

    • Zach
      Zach 3 months ago +4

      She’s worthy enough to lift the key

    • AJ Ye
      AJ Ye 3 months ago

      She’s Kryptonian infused

  • Nifty'sCrusade
    Nifty'sCrusade 3 months ago +1

    A one billion pound key, that's one way to keep them out

  • Louie V. Baby
    Louie V. Baby 3 months ago +1

    I've seen superman struggle with things lighter than half a million tons 😂

  • The Half Gems CHANNEL
    The Half Gems CHANNEL 3 months ago +812

    my man lifts half a million tons as if it were just a Key

    • ThatOneRightThere
      ThatOneRightThere 3 months ago +18

      I mean technically it is a key

    • BXKI4A
      BXKI4A 3 months ago +5

      @ThatOneRightThereyeah, and he just lifts it just like a normal key

    • MythicWaffle
      MythicWaffle 3 months ago +4

      because he's literally Superman.

    • MemeLord 876
      MemeLord 876 3 months ago +3

      Superman’s powerlifting record is 200 quintillion tons, of course he can lift it

    • TheHappiestSnake
      TheHappiestSnake 3 months ago

      What about Shazam? He could probably lift that.

  • Scrumt
    Scrumt 3 months ago

    “This is the lockpicking lawyer and today we’re going to be breaking into the fortress of solitude.”

  • draconiclady0610
    draconiclady0610 9 days ago

    Love that he has a mat...just to hide the key that no one but him could pick up.
    Batman looks down at the mat: Are you serious?
    Superman shrugs: Even if they find the key, they're not going to get in.
    Batman: I did, last week, before you bought the mat.
    Superman: You couldn't have...
    Batman: Who do you think rearranged your DVD collection? By the way, I took back my Criminal Minds DVDs, Babara wanted to watch the third season.

  • Ryu
    Ryu 4 months ago +1101

    imagine superman is flying at full speed and accidentally dropped that key😅

    • Northern Alpine
      Northern Alpine 4 months ago +77

      theoretically, that shit drops accidentally at superman's cruising altitude then thats half of metropolis Gone lmfaoooo

    • Ashton Visser
      Ashton Visser 4 months ago +37

      @Northern Alpinenaw naw, bro fr just made a superweapon he can hold in his hand, Some big evil guy comes, fr just fly as fast as he can and Chuck that crap at ‘em. One and done 💀

    • Francis fw wells
      Francis fw wells 4 months ago +4

      ​@Northern Alpine one bad day - Joker

    • discover 111
      discover 111 4 months ago +4

      The key falls hits the ground causes a shockwave equal to a nuclear blasf

      KERMIT GOT THE SICK KICKS 4 months ago

      @Ashton Visser fr lol

  • I am Mazki
    I am Mazki 3 months ago +1

    Me who uses the hole in the ground as a mold to make a new key

  • Alex Peres
    Alex Peres 3 months ago

    Saitama: “ hold my groceries”

  • Fayan
    Fayan 3 months ago +265

    superman: “im the only one who can open it”
    “hey guys it’s lock picking lawyer”

    • Cyanide
      Cyanide 3 months ago +3

      That’s a good one it made me laugh

  • YaBoiEhmling
    YaBoiEhmling 3 months ago

    Batman probably had a camera somewhere, enchanced an image of the key, and went full 3d printer mode. You know he's gotta have one in the Batcave by now.

  • Charles S
    Charles S 3 months ago +1

    Superman: so you bought all of NASA, found another dwarf star, built a Bat-Spaceship, retrieved the metal from outer space, and made another exact replicate.
    Batman: No???

  • Court Report
    Court Report 3 months ago +795

    Imagine he accidentally leaves the key in and the fortress crumbles in one piece.

    • Shubham
      Shubham 3 months ago +21

      One piece is real 🗿

    • SpicyChicken
      SpicyChicken 3 months ago +8

      ​@Shubham can we get much higher?

    • Devi Ratmeliya
      Devi Ratmeliya 3 months ago +6

      ​@SpicyChickencan we get much higher

    • Shubham
      Shubham 3 months ago +1

      A lot of men of culture. It's a damn shame Blackbeard is hunting for y'all.

    • Dead smoke kill shot
      Dead smoke kill shot 3 months ago +3


  • Gabzsy
    Gabzsy 3 months ago +2

    Imagine if he just tossed the key for her to catch 😂

  • Tom
    Tom 3 months ago +1

    superman be like: °👄°

  • GloxoST
    GloxoST 3 months ago +282

    "it weights half a million tons"
    3D printer:

    • w spidergoat
      w spidergoat 3 months ago +7

      If the key is that weight, then it stands to reason that the lock would need someone who can lift it to turn the lock, even if they already had the key in it, so if they can't lift the key, they can't turn the locj

    • GloxoST
      GloxoST 3 months ago +1

      @w spidergoat chill man i was just trying to be funny :D i am aware that its not gonna work.

    • w spidergoat
      w spidergoat 3 months ago +3

      @GloxoST oh, sorry, a lot of people have been calling it stupid and saying that it wouldn't work, so I thought you were being serious, my bad

    • GloxoST
      GloxoST 3 months ago

      @w spidergoat its fine dont worry :D

    • Vitor Ian Gamer
      Vitor Ian Gamer 3 months ago

      @w spidergoat I may not be understanding the comment here, but couldn’t someone scan the key and make a 3d printer version of it?

  • Frey Lindskog
    Frey Lindskog 3 months ago +1

    That finger game must send her to a dwarf star….

  • aloytus fanis
    aloytus fanis 3 months ago

    "It weighs half a million tons "
    -she still continues trying to lift it😂

  • Johny CashGrab
    Johny CashGrab 3 months ago +520

    In a comic, Batman hid inside the giant key so he could sneak inside the fortress, so he could play mindgames with Clark and make him super paranoid as a birthday gift

  • Schnitzel Kujo
    Schnitzel Kujo 3 months ago +3

    I wanna see him forget how heavy it is, try to put it in his pocket, and watch it tear through and fall straight down.

  • REinCoat_Records
    REinCoat_Records 3 months ago

    "Weighs have a million tons" *continues to try her luck picking it up*

  • Jake S.
    Jake S. 3 months ago +4022

    *Lois nags Superman about something*
    Superman: “Hey Lois, catch this key!”
    Edit: Damn, 2.5k likes. ☺️

    • Sha WYD
      Sha WYD 3 months ago +21


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      Ronnie Javier 3 months ago +8


    • DeJenerate
      DeJenerate 3 months ago +36

      The force it would take to throw an object that heavy, any decent distance would shoot through her like a bullet. Objects in motion..

    • Jake S.
      Jake S. 3 months ago +4

      @DeJenerate Ok, Drax.

    • Bully Megauire
      Bully Megauire 3 months ago +5

      @DeJenerate superman can lift like 50 trillion tons i doubt that will get in his way

  • kenstr321
    kenstr321 3 months ago +1

    ...that would have fallen through the ice, immediately.

  • Anna Larissa
    Anna Larissa 3 months ago +1

    To put the key’s weight into perspective 500,000 tons is 1,000,000,000 pounds.

  • Asiangoose90ti
    Asiangoose90ti 4 months ago +447

    Bro superman could just throw that key and beat every single villain in Gotham 😭

    • Frieza Azumaki
      Frieza Azumaki 3 months ago +5


    • Vex •_•
      Vex •_• 3 months ago +4

      Would probably launch him super far

    • Dominique Leon
      Dominique Leon 3 months ago +3

      Throwing the key will be a bad idea. I’ll have to do is pin them down and drop it on them probably break every bone in the body.

    • rj main
      rj main 3 months ago

      No in the world

    • Jaden
      Jaden 3 months ago +2

      ​@Dominique Leon it would probably go straight threw them leaving a key shape hole😂

  • utsavman47
    utsavman47 3 months ago +2

    No platform can be strong enough to stop that key from burrowing itself to the center of the earth. That's a tiny black hole right there.

    • chidubem
      chidubem 3 months ago +1

      Welcome to Comic Logic

  • ㆍ
     3 months ago +1

    why tf superman's face looks like the handsome squidward

  • RealVersuchstier
    RealVersuchstier 3 months ago +68

    "There is no good and evil. There is only weight and those who are too weak to lift it"

  • RGN
    RGN 3 months ago

    *lock pick lawyer entered the chat*

  • Juicy 🧃
    Juicy 🧃 3 months ago

    Bro just casually lifting 1 billion pounds

  • The New Satinbobcat
    The New Satinbobcat 3 months ago +392

    It'd be hilarious to see Superman just toss a key at Darkseid.

  • BeetBynx
    BeetBynx 3 months ago

    “We better pray” “we’re all fcked” bros acting like we’re all in DC

  • Amir Ordibi
    Amir Ordibi 3 months ago

    He throws that key he's basically punching a hole through anything in the universe

  • comteqfr
    comteqfr 4 months ago +261

    Truthfully if that key was THAT heavy, if would sink into the ground like if it was water.

    • Northern Alpine
      Northern Alpine 4 months ago +1

      place your bets it would make a black hole

    • comteqfr
      comteqfr 4 months ago +21

      @Northern Alpine I'm afraid it is not heavy enough for THAT. In fact, IF it was, the key would have crumbled on itself. Scratch that, you wouldn't have been able to make it into a key in the first place.

    • Northern Alpine
      Northern Alpine 4 months ago +6

      @comteqfr alr alr, now imagine if Superman drops this accidentally
      _bye bye metropolis_

    • comteqfr
      comteqfr 4 months ago +7

      @Northern Alpine bye bye whatever is under.
      "Ok look, Lex created an underground lab there, but we can't open the doors.
      - Say no more."
      *Floats above the place and proceeds to drop the key*

    • Northern Alpine
      Northern Alpine 4 months ago +9

      @comteqfr _At this point just throw that thing like a fastball to darkseid, bro's gonna get 1 shot K.O'ed_

  • Coconut🌴🥥
    Coconut🌴🥥 3 months ago

    Why's he lifting it so effortlessly. 😭

  • John
    John 3 months ago +1

    Hopefully Plastic Man doesn’t find out where the Fortress of Solitude is at 😂

  • Conceptualist
    Conceptualist 4 months ago +179

    Batman: "Alfred, I'm sending you a picture of the fortress key, I'd like you to make a copy for me."

    • Ultras_450
      Ultras_450 3 months ago +9

      Why i read that in batman's voice

    • Funny Redemption
      Funny Redemption 3 months ago +8

      ​@Ultras_450because it's batman

    • Tobias Sangma
      Tobias Sangma 3 months ago +4

      ​@Ultras_450 cuz He's Batman

    • YJG
      YJG 3 months ago +5

      ​@Ultras_450 my dear friend, the reason of this sentence sounding in the exact grumbly, soft yet steady voice of Batman is due to the fact that *He is Batman*

    • L Breezy
      L Breezy 3 months ago +2

      I wouldn't be surprised if the locking mechanism is so compressed, it needs 1 ton of rotational force to even move