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Are you an Alpha?

  • Published on Jan 12, 2022 veröffentlicht
  • I’m feeling so Alpha right now 💪🏽
    (source vid is by TikTok/@AlphaMaleDaily )
  • ComedyComedy

Comments • 3 199

  • 2beCloudy
    2beCloudy 4 months ago +9968

    “Programmed to like women” 🤣

  • Cody Gillard
    Cody Gillard 4 months ago +884

    Anybody who uses "alpha" and "beta" unironically is a person who needs to be avoided

    • Raging Overwatch
      Raging Overwatch Hour ago


    • Natsume yuna
      Natsume yuna Day ago

      @tijmen2.0 I was about to make a joke about if we should avoid people studying/speaking greek as well. But I guess you kind of beat me to it🤣

    • Zeus CODM
      Zeus CODM 4 days ago

      @Gas Mask bro out corona in between

    • orgay nigga
      orgay nigga 4 days ago

      cries is mathematician

    • Zeus CODM
      Zeus CODM 7 days ago


  • ItsHawkFlight
    ItsHawkFlight 3 months ago +2329

    "I'm running for you babe!" *Got me rolling*

  • Chris Rock
    Chris Rock 4 months ago +119

    I just realized the "MasterBeta," and I'm currently laughing like a maniac

  • Franchesca Gwen
    Franchesca Gwen 4 months ago +87

    What makes this even funnier is that the real meaning of ‘Alpha’ when it comes to wolf packs is that they are the parent who takes care of other pack members

    • Luka
      Luka 2 months ago +4

      yes, and it's rarely ever one wolf, it's usually the strongest wolves

  • Lilah Smith
    Lilah Smith 4 months ago +27684

    “90% of men don’t understand basic maths, while the other 45% become alphas” got my rolling on the floor

    • CHEESE
      CHEESE 2 months ago

      Bro “my rolling on the floor”?

    • Lobo
      Lobo 2 months ago

      %135 is men??????

    • Y
      Y 2 months ago

      @Bobshikalob *my

    • 🌹MiMi🌹
      🌹MiMi🌹 2 months ago

      90+45 =100 makes sense

    • Ovedenie
      Ovedenie 2 months ago

      @Lilah Smith edit it 🤦🏻‍♂️

    DIONYSUS 3 months ago +9

    I love the fact that Ray William Johnson returned when the world needed him the most, keep up the content legend.

  • Don't hurt da child!
    Don't hurt da child! Month ago +1

    Give this man an award for making us all a little smarter by day

    DOGEPLAYZ101 4 months ago +54

    “85% percent of guys run for their girlfriends, the rest 15 percent become billionaires”
    But how about the person who wrote it

  • Onyx9x
    Onyx9x 4 months ago +9

    “90% of men don’t understand basic math, the other 45% become alphas” got me knocked tfo 💀

  • MintyMinho♡
    MintyMinho♡ 4 months ago +8884

    “And this guys…. Programmed to like women”

  • heyy
    heyy Month ago

    This ACTUALLY Has me rolling down the floor 😂😂😂😂

  • Αοβίνια Καστελάνι

    I want to be a billionaire. I also want a loving monogamous relationship, preferably marriage.. they’re not mutually exclusive

  • siyustuff
    siyustuff 4 months ago +1

    the more times you watch this video the funnier it gets

  • Open Minded
    Open Minded 3 months ago

    Not gonna lie, the last sentence got me laughing 🤣

  • JD
    JD 4 months ago +2114

    I love these guys. They have no clue that they've become a meme and I find that fulfilling.

    • Kim_exe
      Kim_exe 2 months ago

      @UntalentedHearts I'm literally cracking up at 4am... Welp💀

    • Emil Frederiksen.
      Emil Frederiksen. 3 months ago

      They are clearly joking

    • saisrivarsha malladi
      saisrivarsha malladi 4 months ago +2

      @Cherrie T teenagers do

    • Sunna Chan
      Sunna Chan 4 months ago +2

      Sigma grindset

    • Cherrie T
      Cherrie T 4 months ago +4

      @gringochucha oh nvm I just realized the bold letters -.-

  • Matventures
    Matventures 4 months ago

    man keep doing what you do. Humanity needs you

  • Shadow Queen Playz
    Shadow Queen Playz 27 days ago +1

    It's 3am and I'm laughing my ass of at this, the neighbors are gonna kill me 💀

  • eatingleafs
    eatingleafs 3 months ago +1

    My respect for this guy can't be discribed

  • ImJoeAndIMetCandice
    ImJoeAndIMetCandice 4 months ago +19

    “Your math is blowing my mind”
    -Tony Stark/Iron Man

  • Laura Smotaviciute
    Laura Smotaviciute 4 months ago +1062

    I love this man for bringing a bit of logical and critical thinking to this world

    • Prof. Severus Snape
      Prof. Severus Snape 13 days ago

      This is certified crictical thinking now? Oh man we fked up

    • sim syreon
      sim syreon 22 days ago

      @The Ultimate Rage Literally do you live under a rock or what? Haven’t you see this sigma male trend going around?

    • delisha
      delisha Month ago


    • itadakimasu
      itadakimasu 4 months ago +1

      @Rokly that's it? So there was no mathematical mistake! Thank you so much☺ Noone else cleared my doubt and was sarcastic..sry m a junior and m weak at maths too hehe

    • Rokly
      Rokly 4 months ago +7

      @itadakimasu the inaccurate, made up and never recorded percentage.

  • Phantxm
    Phantxm Month ago +3

    Pov: you had no idea Ray was eating uncooked noodles

  • traditional gentleman
    traditional gentleman 3 months ago

    Also, when people refer to other men as weak "beta males" the statement that betas are weak is inaccurate because many animal packs in the wild have alphas as leaders who make plans and who are genuinely smart, and the "beta" is the strongest in the pack and enforces the rules and plans the alpha puts in place
    A human example is the peaky blinders series where "Tommy Shelby" is the smart one that makes plans for the gang and is a leader, while his brother "Arthur Shelby" is the strongest one and is the muscle in the gang he would be addressed as a beta male
    Another example real life this time
    A leader of a country or territory will make rules and is generally in charge of how the country is run he or she is an alpha
    And there is agency's, police, military, etc that protect the territory and enforce the rules set in place by the alpha they are beta males and females.

  • Funtimelolbit105
    Funtimelolbit105 3 months ago

    "90% of men don't understand basic math, the other 45% become alphas"
    Sent me to heaven😂

  • Chan Smile
    Chan Smile 4 months ago

    Omg this guy is gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks for calling out people in the funniest way possible

  • Wharen Oruma
    Wharen Oruma 4 months ago +12972

    “And this guy’s…programmed to like women”😭😭😭💀💀💀✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼

  • Jelly Watkinson
    Jelly Watkinson 3 months ago +1

    "95% of men don't understand basic math, the other 45% become alphas"
    Really killed me

  • Talking Ben
    Talking Ben 2 months ago

    "im running for you babe" got me running on the floor up and down 😔😂

  • z3r0!♡
    z3r0!♡ 10 days ago

    “90% of men don’t understand basic math, the other 45% became alphas”
    Wow, I never knew 135% of men did these things! 😭😁

  • Ilpo Surokivi
    Ilpo Surokivi 15 days ago

    "This guy is programmed to like women." LMAO 😂😂😂

  • The Broke Traveller
    The Broke Traveller 4 months ago +2311

    Ray be motivating us more than those crackpot "alphas" 😂

  • ppjysn
    ppjysn 4 months ago +20

    "runs for girlfriend" reminds me of politicians running for their positions. I think alphas want to be the girlfriend themselves

  • Mace Face
    Mace Face Month ago

    You're a legend, Ray

  • pennnyxproud
    pennnyxproud 3 months ago

    "and this guy is programmed to like woman" got me dying laughing-

  • Glitches Quest  :3
    Glitches Quest :3 3 months ago +1

    Ray you might up my day 🤣

  • Mayday Baeday
    Mayday Baeday 4 months ago +3260

    this whole "alpha beta sigma" thing is just astrology but for men.

    • OHP enthusiast
      OHP enthusiast Day ago

      Thats what a beta would say

    • Shadow_Entity
      Shadow_Entity 2 months ago

      @Gorkroy Morkins I never claimed anything else

    • Gorkroy Morkins
      Gorkroy Morkins 2 months ago

      @Shadow_Entity the thing is the alpha wolf is the one that cares for the pack the most and is the most selfless and wise not the biggest strongest one.

    • Hakim The student
      Hakim The student 2 months ago

      Eww..they aren't. It's a rank system and we grind for it, pursuiting it. Not something you forced to be one.

    • Noobhisfather
      Noobhisfather 2 months ago

      Bro it's just a meme

  • June Lee
    June Lee 4 months ago

    "This guy's.. programmed to like women"
    Made me realize lizard men were programmable

  • RVA Latitudian
    RVA Latitudian 3 months ago +3

    The facing of this is to motivate a capable man who actually wins his ideal love and a family to match.

  • Smoul home
    Smoul home 4 months ago

    His slow motion at the end got me🤣🤣😅.

  • Reaie Gebresellasie
    Reaie Gebresellasie 2 months ago

    I love seeing ur content u gotta become a comedian and perform on stage somewhere

  • S J
    S J 4 months ago +3068

    The more I see Mark Zuckerberg, the scarier he looks. He really is slightly terrifying in some sort of robotic way.

    • Kira Saunders
      Kira Saunders 4 months ago +1

      I pray someone just edited in his eyes 😨

    • Some Person
      Some Person 4 months ago +2

      @h h lose*. Bro, I’m literally just joking about him and you’re getting upset because people talk about him.

    • h h
      h h 4 months ago

      @Some Person did someone just lost an argument he had started

  • 🐏ᴇʟʟɪøᴛ🌙
    🐏ᴇʟʟɪøᴛ🌙 3 months ago

    “This guys... *programmed to like women”* got me rolling into the sky-😭

  • Fallen King
    Fallen King 4 months ago +2

    90% + 45% = 135%
    I think we know on which side he is ( 90% )

  • Prestige
    Prestige 4 months ago

    "90% of men don't understand basic math the other 45% become Alphas"
    I never thought of it that way 🤔

  • ThatOneFriend
    ThatOneFriend 3 months ago +1

    Bro the “this guys…programmed to like women” hit me hard

  • Crecil
    Crecil 3 months ago

    This got me laughing

  • UnderSc0r3
    UnderSc0r3 Month ago

    All the tiny details in his joke tweet are amazing XD

  • ObitoEdits
    ObitoEdits Month ago

    “90% of men don’t understand math”
    Thats me

  • MakMousey
    MakMousey 3 months ago

    "Programmed to like women" I cackled 😂😂😂😂

  • Laura Zabala
    Laura Zabala 4 months ago +1

    The tweet says: "90% of men don't understand basic maths, while the other 45% become alphas" This means he is the 90%, because of that 45% and because his name is MasterBetaDaily, also he's running like the first tweet

    JENISH MANIRAJ.J.C 3 months ago +2

    "I love how you put all the taboo numbers in one tweet"

  • insert smiling face with hearts emoji

    i like how he did his own tweet too 🤣🤣😂😂

  • Athira Ramadhani Iswan
    Athira Ramadhani Iswan 3 months ago

    i laughed so hard im mad now

  • Olive
    Olive 4 months ago +474

    Whenever I hear people calling themselves alpha and omega, I think about how quickly these people would drop that if they learned about the omegaverse

    • Pop Xaverius Molian
      Pop Xaverius Molian 2 months ago


    • Space Huntress
      Space Huntress 3 months ago


    • Jaeha
      Jaeha 4 months ago

      @Nikita Sarma lmao math class 😂😂

    • jayaniee
      jayaniee 4 months ago

      Thanks for the idea!

    • Shan Ali
      Shan Ali 4 months ago

      Kenny Omega

  • ༺Angel༻
    ༺Angel༻ 3 months ago +3

    “And this guys… Programmed to like women”
    I swear I choked 💀

  • FideoDog
    FideoDog 2 days ago +1

    90% of guys have a girlfriend. The rest 10% have a brain
    -ultimate joker boy quotes

  • GamerGuy
    GamerGuy 12 days ago

    "85% of guys run for their girlfriends, the rest 15% become billionaires."
    Dude's with leg paralysis: 😑😐

  • Marco eumich
    Marco eumich 3 months ago +1

    this is so full of beta energy😂😂

  • Sam
    Sam 4 months ago +65

    Any man unironically using terms like alpha, sigma and chad is a red flag🚩

    • U know what
      U know what 3 months ago +2

      @VK Austin lol triggered 😏

    • giogio or jojo
      giogio or jojo 4 months ago +3

      Those Gaston wannabe, at least Gaston was handsome, they can't even be that

    • ExZeMIP
      ExZeMIP 4 months ago +2

      Imagine you say you live in chad 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

    • M. S.
      M. S. 4 months ago +6

      @ö I know someone named Chad. Great guy. Super thoughtful, respectful, and a tad introverted - pretty much the exact opposite of the stereotype.

  • rcxbs
    rcxbs 4 months ago

    The last part got me lol

  • Bent Rübensam
    Bent Rübensam 3 months ago

    Slomo-walking, wearing sunglasses and holding a bread. DEFENITIVELY a billionaire

  • The One Who Ruined Your Day

    Imagine if an ‘Alpha male’ met someone who was into the omegaverse
    “I’m a real alpha and I don’t have to listen to a beta male like you”
    “Actually, I’m an omega”
    “What’s an omega?”
    “Submissive and breedable.”

  • zanito
    zanito 3 months ago

    "This guy is programmed to like women" had rolling bruh!--😭😂😂

  • green socks
    green socks 4 months ago +314

    if you ever feel sad about your life, just know that somebody out there is watching a 29 minute video on how to become an alpha male

  • Fronkey Productions
    Fronkey Productions 4 months ago

    I think what it means is that if you put all of your focus into your partner, it’s harder to become successful.

  • Poison Jarl
    Poison Jarl 3 months ago

    Hahaha the math had me 🤣

  • Luke Missirian
    Luke Missirian 3 months ago

    “And this guy is programmed to like women” 😂😂😂

    HANSPLAYZZZ 4 months ago

    "in running for u babe!"
    Me: *dies from laughter

  • WWE FAN 2021
    WWE FAN 2021 4 months ago +644

    I see these alpha and sigma male videos all the time and every time I just end up laughing really hard at bs like this.

    • kszdn
      kszdn 4 months ago +2

      it's the im not like any other girls but *male version*

    • Mimori Senpai
      Mimori Senpai 4 months ago +4

      Wolf don't have alpha and beta concept, wolf pack lead by couple who are parent of pack, their children are members of pack and wolf pack actually Family

    • Somsubhro Chatterjee
      Somsubhro Chatterjee 4 months ago +3

      90% of males who like to tell the world they're an 'Alpha male' are actually what they refer to as 'Beta'. Hell, maybe even Zeta 😂😂😂

    • Somsubhro Chatterjee
      Somsubhro Chatterjee 4 months ago

      Yeah it's just a BS concept.

    • Mimori Senpai
      Mimori Senpai 4 months ago

      Edgy teenager thing

  • Glasses M.
    Glasses M. Day ago

    If we're not talking about werewolves I don't wanna hear the terms Alpha, Beta, Omega.😂💀 "Alphamaledaily"💀🙄😒💀😂😂😂

  • TonyDoShorts
    TonyDoShorts 4 months ago +1

    *"Programmed to like women" 😂😂*

  • yep
    yep 3 months ago

    "90℅ of men dont understand basic maths"
    Well what about my dad?

  • Funtimelolbit105
    Funtimelolbit105 3 months ago

    "90% of men don't understand basic math, the other 45% become alphas"

  • Attik
    Attik 4 months ago

    nice content! keep up the good work

  • Stealth
    Stealth 3 months ago +3

    LOL it’s English accent time

  • Unknown Gamer
    Unknown Gamer 28 days ago

    This guy is fncking hilarious 😂

  • k1tchenc0unter
    k1tchenc0unter 4 months ago

    "This guy is programmed to like women" haha yes

  • Umaresthetic™
    Umaresthetic™ 4 months ago +2

    "Im Runnin' for you Babe!" Im Ded 😂

  • Lieutenant EJOHN
    Lieutenant EJOHN 3 months ago

    "90% of men don't understand basic maths, 45% become alphas"
    I'm not one of the 90% mens

  • Mr Man
    Mr Man 2 months ago

    “Master beta daily” has me dying

  • Artist lolo
    Artist lolo 4 months ago

    I'm dying 😂

  • Oscarrocks
    Oscarrocks 4 months ago +2088

    I think we can all come to a reasonable conclusion that the “alpha/sigma mindset” is just the male version of zodiac signs.
    Edit: Y’all, I get that you use the mindset for meme purposes and I do too, I’m talking about people who actually take it seriously lol no need to argue-

  • LETO
    LETO 4 months ago

    you really have a good sense of humor

  • lambotino
    lambotino 2 months ago

    I like how he takes a bite and spawns 2 feet away

  • Hari Sankar
    Hari Sankar 4 months ago

    not knowing math doesn't make you beta but the willingness to understand and solve it makes you an alpha

  • ninjanoob
    ninjanoob 3 months ago

    "90% of men doesn`t know basic math
    The 45% become alphas"
    Wow nice math you got there buddy

  • MDR cubing
    MDR cubing 4 months ago +2041

    "90% of men don't understand basic maths, while the other 45% becime alphas" heart touching words😓
    edit: sheeeesh 1k likes this is crazy🔥

  • Aamoya Dew
    Aamoya Dew 27 days ago

    My face when trying to understand that last one- I looked like I dropped my phone on my face

  • Shirley Mae Mattthews
    Shirley Mae Mattthews 4 months ago

    "Alpha" males: "90% of males run for women".
    Me: Bold of you to assume that you can run at all!"

  • Samaghik Samurai
    Samaghik Samurai 8 days ago

    Seeing the text Elon sent to AH
    Seeing him simping like that
    Well sure put my life in perspective

  • Shxckwxve
    Shxckwxve 3 months ago +1

    I don't run for women, I run for men😎

  • Robert Platt
    Robert Platt 4 months ago +456

    Genetic testing of wolves refuted the hypothesis. The original study was pre-DNA. The researcher who created the Alpha concept retracted it.

    • Nicky
      Nicky Month ago

      Ouuu can I get a link to that article? I really wanna read it

    • Michael Tye
      Michael Tye 3 months ago +4

      Tbf I don't think the idea of betas and alphas was exclusively that men are like wolves, its just a way to describe personality types, which are shaky on their own, but there is some truth to the fact that some men are more agreeable and meek while others are more less agreeable and more outgoing and confident and therefore more attractive to women and such.

    • Toy Dubz
      Toy Dubz 3 months ago

      @m. Alice makes perfect sense.

  • Shiny Hunter
    Shiny Hunter 2 months ago

    I’m part of that 90% lol

  • Yetzrai Abisai Vazquez Moreno

    There's two types of alpha men
    -the ones that are laughable
    -the ones that say so because it's a fun joke

  • Bored Ape
    Bored Ape 3 months ago

    *MasterBeta* Daily
    Had me laughing my ass off😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • ReliableRABBIT
    ReliableRABBIT 4 months ago

    "90% of men don't understand basic maths, while the other 45% become Alpha"
    Me: And It Seems To Me Your Part Of That 90%... 🤣🤣🤣

  • Soumya Ranjan Dhar
    Soumya Ranjan Dhar Day ago +1

    69% men watch Ray William Johnson
    Rest 31% , also watch Ray William Johnson

  • Gapple
    Gapple Day ago +2

    And 0.1 percent run for billionaire girlfriends 🙂

  • SirMuffin
    SirMuffin 3 months ago +1

    Run for girlfriends mean
    “Looking for a girlfriend”