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Speedrunning YT Shorts #60 (APRIL FOOL'S)
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- Published on Mar 31, 2023 veröffentlicht
- FYI the purpose of this video is satire and comedy, and I do not intend to disrespect or deprecate content creators featured in this short, I just wanted to shorten some aspects of their videos for my fellow ADHD shorts users. All of the content creators are hard-working and creative individuals and I really enjoy their content, so I highly recommend subscribing to them.
Background MC parkour footage: @Ozercraft86 - check the actual speedrun god out
Also I obviously skip a lot of details about certain topics in the vid, so if you are interested in learning more you can find the featured vids below:
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#shorts #randomfacts #facts 
Gaming
The GOAT of Clip-Share. Should totally get him an reward
Greatest Optical Auxiliary Tool. Huh.
Ikr
You do realize Oscar's are for acting right? 😅
@DuckaDoo probably not he just saw people in the comments do this
THIS MAN DID NOT JUST GIVE A REVERSED VIDEO A MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS
look at title
sir did you not just read the tite?
THIS MAN DID NOT JUST TOTALLY READ THE TITLE
He even put Reversalis in the name, is it not obvious enough?
when the joke flys over your head:
"speedrunning YT hurts" Joe is tired
Pls help Joe :'(
help joe
I think you Mean Harold
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
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you make watching shorts so easy man. you need to be protected at all costs
Fr
fr
fr
Fr
Imagine being so lazy that you have to watch short version of shorts which is made for entertainment. There are advantages and disadvantages to this idea.
"What no! What the f*ck"
"😘 muwah"
I felt that personally coming inside of m-
Same here
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
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@Dont_click_this_profileGet lost, spam bot
As a danish I can confirm that us nordics wash our clothes in a ice lake
It actually feels nice to have him compliment us at the end every times
Fr, guy really is at the top of shorts creators
Very wholesome and extremely entertaining🎉
It's the only compliment I've gotten in years
wait HOL UP
Consensually ofcourse you know non sexual compliments
Joe is going crazy about that $1M deal. It’s literally a free quarter pounder
exactly
Fr. The Quarter Pounder with Cheese is just a good item on the McDonald's menu, and I get a million for it?
And it said I *can* get it on with one of them, which makes the last part optional. Free QPwC and a million dollars. Ez money.
Yeah? That's a no brainer there
And the part that comes after
"Speedrunning YT hurts"
I feel you my man.
For the first short, you missed the part that doctor said: "It's so rare that it only affect 0 in 6000 births"
its called reversalis which is made up from the word reverse cause the vids are reversed idk how he didnt notice that
@MadLad it was an april fools joke
@Иван Марсий oh my bad i was watching this on 2nd april
@MadLad same! I thought I was tripping then I read the title
The vid is played in reverse 😢
Tatsumaki: „If you eat this, I sit on yo-“
*blasts self upward*
*rubs hands*
inhales food
I accept the offer
Devours food
I forbid it I ain't no simp
I can confirm that’s how we nordics wash our clothes
For those who don’t know: Pre arricular reversalis is a condition, but the videos that were showed were just reversed, and they don’t have that condition
No, it isn't a condition. It means reversal of the preauricular sinus tubes which... isn't possible.
no the doctor guy in the video even explained that its not real
True
remember what date it is guys... xd
I think its real, but those assholes just reverse the video to make the video cool, but this is april fools idk who I can trust.
Nah bruh that quarter pounder would be gone in 3 seconds and I'm heading straight to my bedroom
Bro gradually gains all the respect❤
Bro just rejected a million dollars and getting it on with fubuki and tatsumiki 💀💀
It's April fools
If it wasn’t April fool he would had
I think
That made me skip eating the Big Mac ngl
Let’s be real king is better then both of them and licenselsess rider is just the best
If this was not april fools i would die of how cap this is 💀💀💀
bro really did tell every multiplayer game truth
Fun fact: The first 2 clips were just played in reverse.
nah bro, genetic mutation no cap
Think about it how could they reverse time like you say
You heard the man, it's real
@Joe Caine you are smort in Ohio in April fools
@Joe Caineare you being sarcastic?
your voice is so calming for some reason
Actually I'm pretty sure the cows are the most gay mob in minecraft. They're literally everywhere, in almost every version of the game, and they're all girls. You can milk every cow in the game, making them all female but you can also breed them together, making them lesbian
In that theory chickens are as gayas cows since they all lay eggs.
It truly does hurt😢
😢
my birth day hurts i am borned on 21 april 1 day away from 420 (4th month and 20 day)
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@E E
@IReallyLikeTurtles i was born in 4/20 👍
the first short is a reversed video of people sliding a Q-tip off of their ear
As a Swedish person, I can confirm that we wash our clothes in a frozen river, and then we go to eat meatballs with polar bears at IKEA🇸🇪🇸🇪
"Do you wanna see my- "
_"No thanks"_ 🗿
Lol
Yeah no. Not one for that type of stuff
I wonder what she was going to say?
(April fools)
she was gonna say kitty.
now there are two things this could mean, one of them is not that interesting, the other is a fucking cat, a small domesticated tiger.
Bro I was about to eat that quarter pounder for free until the last part...
Bro just kissed everyone watching he’s the gayest by a mile
I love this guy in a non sexual way
Yes I do too consentually
me too
no homo
@PixalonGC in this place
@PixalonGC bro had to say it otherwise the trolls would have gotten better of him XD
That kiss making me blush, no homo tho,
Gillar det du lägger ut mannen, starkt jobbat
Canonically, Steve and Alex are boyfriends. Alex is, in fact, just a skinny dude.
Cool
tatsumaki gonna blow me away 💀
In what way 🤨
sus
Ayo
I only care about her sister...
Tbh one of the best short I have watched today and probably the best short on his channel
Id eat both the burgers and Fubuki's finely baked cake
Happy April Fool's, Joe! Thanks for making YT Shorts much more bearable. Love ya!
the “mwah” at the end. ❤❤❤
My fav vid yet on this channel
you know damn well the first one is fake but its really impressive how real you made it sound😂
Edit: Fuck april 1st you got me
The og video said it effects approximately 0% of the population!
The video is in reverse
Fr
Don’t click this profile😂
@Dont_click_this_profile ok I won’t 👍
Dude just called me out💀
“Speedrunning YT hurts💀”
Bro really hitting us with that Kojima tweet.
What’s that
Which one?
@YourCommentIsntFunnyV2 metal gear solids creator is called Kojima
@Xvinity Animations but where’s the tweet
@YourCommentIsntFunnyV2 Not sure
I was about to ANNIHILATE that quarter pounder until he mentioned the anime girls 😢
Sadly my father won’t be back with the milk- Or anything at that, Rest In Peace My Father
“buts it’s not us, it’s us. the players” you made me feel emotionally connected but then… it said happy april fools day. 😢
Rip. No emotional connection for you. Happy April Fools!
Same bestie, same
It is statistically true tho. We can't know any of the mobs' sexualities, but we can breed most so most are heterosexual, and most of the others are undead. Now we do know that there has to be a lot of gay people playing Minecraft since it is the most popular game of all time. So if we go by this logic we the players are the gayest mobs in Minecraft
Also explains not wanting to see whatever that pretty girl wanted to show.
Bro that guy that said he wants to get it on with tatsumaki needs to be put on a watch list
“Do you guys wanna see my b-“
“Ew the hell of course not”
Real chad
As a Norwegian, I can confirm I go to the lake right outside my house and wash my clothes under the ice.
as a swede, i agree
Yup
Du föddes i Drammen
As a finnish this is true
as a dane, i agree
Bro is gonna grow up as an manly gentleman
The fist one was just the rewind of a clip. Going strong and keep up the work!!!
"speedrunning YT hurts" 💀💀
Glad it wasn’t just me
So it wasnt only me
i took that kizz personal ;.;
Ah yes another episode of speed running hurts 😂
He said no to Fubuki and Tatsumaki... He is clearly not human, but a highly-developed interstellar species that doesn't crave for basic physical needs
It's a april fools
@bacon and roblox oh, that would only make sense, thank you
Nah, same
They are mid wdym💀
@Its hope bruh nah 💀
joe the goat
That quarter pounder is a win win win win
You know im a degenerate when seeing the genshin clock in a yt short brings me joy
Im so famous that there are arguments in the replies >:D
No but same though 😅
I have no idea what a degenerate is (sorry) but it made me happy to see the clock too :)
Sameeeeee
@Agent 8 I use it in this context as a sort of weirdo (jokingly, of course)
“When is your dad coming back with the milk?” 69 days, 69 minutes and 420 seconds
“Speed running hurts”💀💀💀
Actually the first one is just reversed.
Please don’t criticize me anymore. Some people didn’t know and I didn’t read the full description. Jesus
It’s almost like this is an April fools video
@DeadPlant because it is
@chompono no duh 💀
April fools
frrrr
nice genshin clock you snuck in there
Yt hurts💀
This guy made watching shorts fun, he deserves protection and immortality
*casually bored as fuck in space*
“Run away from the usb so it doesn’t catch you”
It won’t it can’t even move
'would you like to see my-'
What the f- no
My guy already knew
"Speedrunning hurts" 💀
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICE
you just make my day 😂
Speedruning hurts💀💀💀
phew, glad to see that he is taking the win win Fubuki Tatsumaki special.
Yes sir
I would eat it without fubuki and Tatsumaki
@SuperzockerTV YT I would eat the 1 million dollars
Idk why but ide eat a quarter pounder, but just for tatsumaki I don't want to be rich
I wouldn’t eat it tbh :/ (except if it was the only 1 million)
I will eat that quarter. Pounder faster than the speed of light.
Joe's " mwuah 😚" made me happy thanks 👾❤️
"no thanks" Broo that legit caught me off guard, like who wouldn't?
not everyone is attached to pixels on a screen
@Sterbun But everyone can use 1 million dollars, or you don't
@DavidM27 true i could use 1m
I'd just refuse them and take these 1m home cuz aint nobody dating a TV💀
What if they fuckin' poisoned that shit?
Yt hurts
💀💀💀💀
bro thought we ain't gonna see that genshin clock lmao
This one was particularly insane, thanks for saving us brain cells man
"Speed running YT hurts"
"Speedrunning hurts"
Thank you man, i was just chased by a USB stuck in a wall but your advice helped me👍
My bro just trolled thousands of people by making up a reverse video symptoms.💀
Speed running hurts😂
As a Swede, I can confirm that we do indeed wash our clothes like that.
Canadians do to
Uh, it clearly said Nordic, not Swedish 🙄/j (I'm not actually this ignorant for real I swear)
@☆Crescent☆ Sweden is Nordic, there are hints to Sweden. I have seen for them to do that in the remaining Nordic countries like Finland and Norway
@captainsudd Did you just completely miss the /j and the "I'm not actually this ignorant I swear," or....?
Such wise words
bro has the best shorts
"What's the gayest mob in Minecraft" ?
The dude's tone while asking it had me dead 💀💀💀💀💀
Speedrunning Hurts.
U have summon me with that 0.1sec Genshin photo in the word "either" 💂
"speedrunnung yt hurts"
I feel u man ❤️ yt hurts 💔
Lol I thought I was the only one that noticed😂
im watching diz on yt shorts
I didn't know you were Swedish too! Hej från Stockholm!
the burger question shows that people don't know when to chase for options.
Bro is the hero we didn't know we needed
Man that kiss at the end me laugh
We’re definitely gay now he just kissed us💀
i feel sorry for joe he even left us a hint that speedrunning hurts
A super rare condition called reverse
Your kisses are single handedly carrying my romantic life ♥
In a non sexual way right
@F Ismail this is the way
The last part got me😂😂
All I want is the burger and the money, but the girls are an added bonus 🤣
honestly you deserve a vacation man don't push yourself too hard be safe
Don’t click this profile😂
Ill take all the quarter pounders 💅🏽
ah yes, run away from the USB stick 😂
Damn, Joe is now one of the strong minded people on youtube for not only enduring youtube shorts but also rejecting the deal.
The first one was actually reversed to make people look like they can control ear muscles