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Things Only Attractive People Can Do

  • Published on Jun 4, 2023 veröffentlicht
  • I find that ugly people tend to find success in politics 😅
    #raywilliamjohnson #shorts
  • ComedyComedy

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  • gastonomy
    gastonomy 3 months ago +35717

    If Ray William is considered ugly then I'm a monster.

  • 🫧𝙺𝚙𝚘𝚙 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗🫧

    As a kpop stan I can confirm taht you cant be kpop idol if your ugly
    Either your company will make you do plastic surgery that make you look like a completely different person
    Or Netziens(ill be fr mostly knetz) will drag you down saying the group looks better without you and stuff like that until you leave the group or you do something worse

  • TanJi Kageかげ
    TanJi Kageかげ 3 months ago +786

    If he considers himself ugly then you don't wanna see me💀

  • surlo
    surlo 3 months ago +13214

    bro if ray is ugly then im literally shreks walmart version

    • michael kline
      michael kline 3 months ago +93

      Now that’s brilliant !

    • Lily Vuong
      Lily Vuong 3 months ago +122

      Im the shein version then 😂

    • Conserz Tasfia007
      Conserz Tasfia007 3 months ago +82

      he isn't ugly, he just looks like ur e everyday guy

    • A and T Gamerz
      A and T Gamerz 3 months ago +21

      Bruh I think I look like a Shrek from Wish now 😔😢

  • Maricris Domingo
    Maricris Domingo 3 months ago +635

    “Diet water” had me 🤣😂

    • claresa morris
      claresa morris 2 months ago +2

      Me too lmaooo

    • ProjectXV
      ProjectXV 2 months ago +1

      Japan actually has that

    • KitKat
      KitKat 5 days ago

      @ProjectXVDIET WATER is just water 😆 why would that exist

  • rosemarY☆Smoke
    rosemarY☆Smoke 3 months ago +89

    "Ain't nobody tipping my ugly ass" 😭😭💀

  • Username
    Username 3 months ago +6770

    Being ugly is like playing life on hard difficulty.

  • DreameroftheMoon22
    DreameroftheMoon22 3 months ago +73

    Ray saying he's ugly is one of the craziest things I've ever heard 😂

  • Pipersxstan
    Pipersxstan 2 months ago +20

    Ray saying he is ugly is like the craziest thing I’ve heard all day 💀

  • Liddum Ananayo
    Liddum Ananayo 3 months ago +13656

    The pretty girl who said to a cop “I thought you didn’t give pretty people tickets” and was replied to with “Yeah, we don’t, please write your name here” : 👁️👄👁️

    • Big_head
      Big_head 3 months ago +568

      She got owned

    • nousername
      nousername 3 months ago +514

      Maybe she got rejected due to "too much attraction". 😆

    • Izzy
      Izzy 3 months ago +91

      ​@nousername 💀💀

    • God
      God 3 months ago +112

      @nousername or maybe, the obvious, she was being snobby

    • huh
      huh 3 months ago +38


  • Deeksha Agarwala
    Deeksha Agarwala 3 months ago +21

    You aren't born ugly, you're just born in a judgemental society
    - someone attractive

  • Chef Circuit
    Chef Circuit 3 months ago +52

    “Beauty is on the inside! Don’t change yourself!”
    Translation: Please don’t bring the standard any higher

    • 04279
      04279 4 days ago

      Or other translation: "If you get prettier you might be competition for me (for the person)"

  • YuckyPumpkin
    YuckyPumpkin 3 months ago +8367

    “You’re beautiful just the way you are! Don’t change anything about yourself!”
    - every attractive person

    • Mohd Adeeb
      Mohd Adeeb 3 months ago +480

      "Looks matters a lot in the real world so please become as attractive as you can."
      - A wise man.

    • Thawhid
      Thawhid 3 months ago +17

      ​@Mohd Adeeb ye

    • no
      no 3 months ago +292

      "I'm so ugly"
      - Incredibly hot, gorgeous attractive people

    • Bisexual Cat 🍕
      Bisexual Cat 🍕 3 months ago +155

      @no some attractive people do it for attention, while some actually think that way

    • no
      no 3 months ago +49

      @Bisexual Cat 🍕 yes! That’s why I didn’t put ‘every attractive person’.. It’s unfortunate people do think about their bodies that way though…

  • UbralodDachi
    UbralodDachi 3 months ago +18

    You aren't ugly. You are majestic

  • A
    A 3 months ago +13

    If Ray is ugly then we are not even human"💀

  • Karandeep Biswas
    Karandeep Biswas 3 months ago +4243

    Ray called me ugly in 69 different languages 😔

  • Mizhu20
    Mizhu20 3 months ago +11

    Ray seriously you’re not ugly, you’re normal looking

  • Suvi🌸🐞
    Suvi🌸🐞 3 months ago +18

    No one is ugly, its just your mindset.

    • K Imagine
      K Imagine 2 months ago +5

      Quoted by attractive people literally

    • Suvi🌸🐞
      Suvi🌸🐞 20 days ago

      @K Imagine No.

    • Eren Yeager
      Eren Yeager 18 days ago +2

      Lol😂 you're really in some fairy land or something dude?😂

    • alex kade
      alex kade 9 days ago

      Yeah man i don't think so most of my social interactions go poorly cause people think to themselves eww

  • arealsigma
    arealsigma 3 months ago +2741

    "If you're ugly, be not ugly"
    -Sun Tzu

    • Ghost 🏳️‍🌈⃠
      Ghost 🏳️‍🌈⃠ 3 months ago +29

      I read this in Kratos voice

    • Cow
      Cow 3 months ago +68

      If you are homeless buy a house

    • Punyo Pussang
      Punyo Pussang 3 months ago +12

      ​@Cow ridiculous 😂

    • esmeralda !
      esmeralda ! 3 months ago +46

      ​@Cow If you're blind, just see.

    • spaghett¡
      spaghett¡ 3 months ago +26

      Thank you after reading this my ugly is gone

  • gtagpineapple
    gtagpineapple 3 months ago +7

    Ray is beautiful in his own way.

  • Homeschool Projects and Presentations

    Pretty people getting bigger tips is why we have hooters

  • Amsinnite
    Amsinnite 3 months ago +4839

    Shrek is love, shrek is life

  • Chiranjeevi Pippalla
    Chiranjeevi Pippalla Month ago +3

    If no one helped Ray, then I will be invisible for strangers

  • L M
    L M 3 months ago +8

    "Weren't nobody helping my ugly asss "😂😂😂

  • ChaseBriscoefan#14
    ChaseBriscoefan#14 3 months ago +5560

    You know things are bad when you consider drinking “diet water”

  • Brandon's Aquariums and Terrariums

    If you are introverted and pretty, you are a strong silent type, if you are ugly you are the creep who doesn't get out much

    • aloha!
      aloha! 3 months ago +2

      Maybe not a creep but a weird person

  • Gemini
    Gemini 2 months ago +4

    People say “it’s what’s on the inside that counts”
    Are always stunningly beautiful
    Oh and just wanted to let you know it’s what’s on the inside that counts!!!❤️

  • No one but me
    No one but me 3 months ago +2697

    And they say there ain’t no such thing as “ pretty privilege “

    • dnegel
      dnegel 3 months ago +111

      Welll only extremely attractive people say that. 😂

    • Mohammed
      Mohammed 3 months ago +44

      There is it just people don't like to accept reality that most people have no control over there lives they just gotta sit and suffer n find happiness in small things it's wayy deeper conversation ill just leave it on this

    • GryffindorKC
      GryffindorKC 3 months ago +5

      I don’t really think there is such a thing as pretty privilege. Like I get treated pretty fairly compared to people who r definitely more attractive than me

      LEONARD BUYA 3 months ago +8

      There was a study on this and it was named the halo effect

    • •ᴄ ᴏ ᴄ ᴏ ᴘ ᴜ ꜰ ꜰ•
      •ᴄ ᴏ ᴄ ᴏ ᴘ ᴜ ꜰ ꜰ• 3 months ago +1

      literally nobody says that

  • Bobosmodernlife
    Bobosmodernlife 3 months ago +4

    Ray is far from ugly and he knows it.

  • RonnyTG
    RonnyTG 3 months ago +3

    Random cashier-🧝🏻‍♀️

  • Incerno
    Incerno 3 months ago +4160

    If Ray is considered ugly, we're fucked, brothers and sisters.

    IXERUS 3 months ago +5

    I searched Ray with a beard,
    He ain't ugly.

  • freakmiaaa?
    freakmiaaa? 3 months ago +4

    bro looked like he was about to burst into tears at the end 💀

  • SirAlden
    SirAlden 3 months ago +2786

    Did I enter an alternate reality where Ray is considered ugly???

    • jang pokemar
      jang pokemar 3 months ago +12


    • c4yourself
      c4yourself 3 months ago +30

      He is a 4.5/5 not particularly ugly but not handsome or anything.
      Edit: 4.5/5 out of 10

    • zeno sama
      zeno sama 3 months ago +30

      ​​@c4yourself how tf Is a 90% "not handsome or anything"? That implies he looks better than 9/10 ppl (with a 5 being perfect meaning they look better than everyone. A supermodel among supermodels per say)

    • etienne 23
      etienne 23 3 months ago +18

      ​@zeno sama he meant 4.5 or 5, not 4.5 out of 5

    • zeno sama
      zeno sama 3 months ago +15

      @etienne 23 typically u type it like 4.5-5 then to provide a range lol. A / implies a fraction lol (so 5/5=100% perfect, 4/5 being an 80 being great, stc)

  • XanderRanderRush
    XanderRanderRush 3 months ago +17

    When im drunk and the bartender isnt getting to me fast enough, i raise my hand like im trying to answer a question in high school. It works but its awkward lol

    • Mad Monty
      Mad Monty 3 months ago +2

      Thats weird man

    • Skylined
      Skylined 3 months ago

      ​@Mad Monty
      Nah it works! He doesn't mean waggle it around your head with your tongue in the corner of your mouth, just raise your hand a little 😂

  • Saiba
    Saiba 3 months ago +3

    And this is why i treat everyone equally

  • Fish To Frii 🐠
    Fish To Frii 🐠 3 months ago +5045

    When ray talks factual info but also activates his mini villain arc.

    • RonaldoEdits
      RonaldoEdits 3 months ago +20

      Kinda like a influencer arc

    • alee j
      alee j 3 months ago +11

      I love love love ur profile picture.
      I literally kissed my phone screen 😭

    • NiceX EvaLin
      NiceX EvaLin 3 months ago +5

      Tbf he obviously understands how real life works so yeah

    • Cutiepatutie78
      Cutiepatutie78 3 months ago +2

      @alee jbro what the Fr-

    • Job Seeker
      Job Seeker 3 months ago

      Another corrupt function of our society. Blah

  • Tom Mashups
    Tom Mashups 16 days ago +3

    Ed Sheeran became a popstar. You can do it too

  • f4iryjin7
    f4iryjin7 3 months ago +9

    Bro just summoned a whole fandom

  • yourlocalsid 🐺⃠
    yourlocalsid 🐺⃠ 3 months ago +2237

    That woman had more trust on those buttons than my sanity

    • MR.Nothing
      MR.Nothing 3 months ago +64

      She didn't needed to trust, he just wanted monie

    • cat
      cat 3 months ago +7

      What the name of that woman?

    • zackbroski99
      zackbroski99 3 months ago +29

      ​@cat miley cyrus

    • Quandale dingle
      Quandale dingle 3 months ago +48

      @catwhy you asking🤨

    • Isaiah
      Isaiah 3 months ago +25

      ​@Quandale dinglehonestly why is he asking 🧐

  • vibinwith.hynjin
    vibinwith.hynjin 3 months ago +9

    "your not ugly, we just live in a judgemental society"

    • Drin
      Drin 3 months ago


  • Freerobuxonmyprofile
    Freerobuxonmyprofile 3 months ago +2

    “Just go home and drink some diet water” wait what💀

  • FragNichWasFürSaft
    FragNichWasFürSaft 3 months ago +398

    "Pretty" ppl can stare and it makes you feel flattered. "Ugly" ppl stare, u feel creeped out💀

    • Jagdeep Singh
      Jagdeep Singh 3 months ago +8


    • Squidward
      Squidward 2 months ago +12

      Depends. Both can be creepy if they stare into your soul without blinking once

    • NekoChan
      NekoChan 2 months ago +7

      ​@Squidward when I do that I'm in the middle of having a seizure so go ahead and slap me out of it. other people doing it to be perverts, slap them too.

    • :♤猫♤:
      :♤猫♤: 2 months ago

      ​@NekoChanGot it. If we ever cross and you're staring, help in every way I can 👍

    • Анђела Станисављевић
      Анђела Станисављевић 29 days ago +1

      I have 'the unblinking stare' when I zone out and 90% of the time I will not realise that I'm looking at a living person, so it's always awkward, lol

  • Silver Falls Fan
    Silver Falls Fan 2 months ago +2

    Bro really said "diet water" 💀

  • Levi Gremlin
    Levi Gremlin 3 months ago +1

    if rays considered ugly im a goddamn ogre-

  • where is my dad?
    where is my dad? 3 months ago +2623

    My grandpa was a cop, his coworker would only let 'ugly' people off with a warning because he thought it wasn't fair that everyone else would only not ticket 'pretty' people

  • A. M.
    A. M. 2 months ago +1

    I just love how everyone is casually roasting themselves

  • Kallash06
    Kallash06 2 months ago +1

    There are definetly no ugly pop artists…..

  • Tori
    Tori 3 months ago +512

    Children find attractive people more trustworthy which makes sense considering children will flat out call you ugly ☠️

    • Genus
      Genus 3 months ago +3

      Go reroll irl

    • Teo Leno
      Teo Leno 3 months ago +5

      This is why I don't have kids. They have no filter.

    • RKaale
      RKaale 3 months ago

      ​@Teo LenoAt least they're honest.

  • Kris Childers
    Kris Childers 16 days ago +1

    “You might as well go home and drink some diet water” 💀

  • jia outsold 💋
    jia outsold 💋 18 days ago

    "How many kpop bands so you know where all the members look like shrek" suju 💀

  • Siocean★
    Siocean★ 3 months ago +158

    As a Kpop fan being “pretty” is very important in the K-pop industry

    • Shimmer Shine
      Shimmer Shine 3 months ago +4

      And among the fans

    • raya
      raya 3 months ago +2


    • Alex W.
      Alex W. 3 months ago +15

      Aren't they like literally farmed from the time they're children?

    • gen ᥫ᭡
      gen ᥫ᭡ 3 months ago +10

      @Alex W. that's the saddest part, they're forced to do plastic surgery if they don't fit the standards 💔

    • maisundergroundasmr is leng
      maisundergroundasmr is leng 3 months ago

      @gen ᥫ᭡ or some do it willingly, don't forget that

  • Bob.
    Bob. 2 months ago +1

    Being ugly isn't a thing... You all are beautiful..

  • Cynthia Gonzalez
    Cynthia Gonzalez 26 days ago +1

    This boosted my self confidence. I’ve always thought I was plain to ugly, but so many of these things apply to me 🙂 thanks for the boost 😁

  • Candle
    Candle 3 months ago +363

    The depressing part is you arent even ugly youre like average, that's just not enough in modern day.

  • 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿MD118

    to the first one, can we acknowledge how hard it was for susan boyle to become a singer because people were judging her for her looks but she’s an amazing singer

  • Gru
    Gru Month ago +1

    Your not ugly ray, your beautiful

  • Anya Majid
    Anya Majid 3 months ago +447

    that lady had more trust in that clear outfit than I have in myself

    • Ashley Oliva
      Ashley Oliva 3 months ago +37

      Miley cyrus?😂😂😂

    • Anya Majid
      Anya Majid 3 months ago +12

      @Ashley Oliva oh yea I couldn't see her face

  • tae baby cuteness overload

    Ray summoned the whole army fandom 💜😎🤘

  • Yes No
    Yes No 3 months ago +1

    This was one great lesson learned from Phineas and Ferb

  • Vergil
    Vergil 3 months ago +635

    Bro is secretly roasting himself

    • Silly
      Silly 3 months ago +39

      It wasnt a secret though, he said out lout "my ugly ass"

    • 𝙅𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙣
      𝙅𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙣 3 months ago +7

      ​@Sillyhe's not ugly tho

    • Thearchy
      Thearchy 3 months ago +2

      ​@𝙅𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙣 that's your opinion

    • Zim Cold Cat
      Zim Cold Cat 3 months ago +1

      Every person have own look ☝️🤓

    • Silly
      Silly 3 months ago +1

      @𝙅𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙣 I didn't say he was

  • Lana Jackson
    Lana Jackson 17 days ago +2

    "Diet water"💀😂

    SÁMURÂI 2 months ago +1

    You can get away with almost anything if you are handsome/beautiful

  • ClashColors
    ClashColors 3 months ago +385

    you know what’s so unfair? both my parents are extremely attractive, but i didnt receive any of those genes 😢

    • MugenKami
      MugenKami 3 months ago +61

      You might be adopted

    • Fairy Mystonight
      Fairy Mystonight 3 months ago +30

      It’s called Recombination ✨

    • TellyVeeVee
      TellyVeeVee 3 months ago +10

      They had plastic surgery

    • Banu Banu
      Banu Banu 3 months ago +24

      ​@MugenKamiI'm not though my parents are really attractive even everyone surprised when they know about my existence being their daughter 😂😅

    • Banu Banu
      Banu Banu 3 months ago +9

      I have a worst genes of both of them on the other hand my brother has a best gene of them 🥲

  • Negan’s daughter Lucy🎀

    “Only hot people can be famous” ed Sheeran:👁️👄👁️🤚🏻

  • that one nigga
    that one nigga 28 days ago

    "nobody was born ugly, we just live in a judgement world"
    -wise person

  • Tae Kim
    Tae Kim 3 months ago +146

    And people say appearance isn't everything 😞

  • Sa_Insert_name
    Sa_Insert_name 3 months ago +5

    Dude people helping you out of nowhere really happens when you’re attractive, I have been given food just cause I said i was hungry and much other cases

  • svdvd
    svdvd 20 days ago

    lizzo breaks that first rule like she breaks glass scales💀😭

  • Corypheus
    Corypheus 3 months ago +73

    Also dealing with angry customers, if ur gorgeous they are far less likely to yell at you

  • Rorie the Cat
    Rorie the Cat 3 months ago +1

    "Diet- *water* -" LMFAOOO

  • Nandita Patra
    Nandita Patra 3 months ago +1

    You putting Justin as an example of ugly people had me dying. I means people were mad about him so much.

  • Cade Williford
    Cade Williford 3 months ago +68

    That woman really trusts those m&ms

  • Uncanny Entity
    Uncanny Entity 3 months ago

    If you're ugly then I am a bizarre creature.....💀💀😭

  • plkdzr
    plkdzr 3 days ago +1

    Kpop idols can look 1000000/10 but some toxic kpop fans still can call them ugly lmao

  • Rahul Pamnani
    Rahul Pamnani 3 months ago +144

    Ray was dying from inside in this one

  • Mya Hill
    Mya Hill 3 months ago +1

    If Ray William is ugly, then I am a Blobfish

  • Flowerdolly
    Flowerdolly Month ago +1

    “Might as well go home and drink a diet air” 💀

  • Tank History Channel
    Tank History Channel 3 months ago +72

    Ray is still one of the best people on the planet

  • Winter Bear
    Winter Bear 2 months ago

    If Ray is considered ugly, then I'm a potato

  • Just Dog
    Just Dog 3 months ago +2

    Pretty people also can be forgiven after sexual harassment

  • Hong Shua's Baby Sister
    Hong Shua's Baby Sister 3 months ago +33

    No one is ugly but people considered ugly in K-pop always undergo surgery so that's why you never see an ugly K-pop idol.

    • Sonanki Ghosh
      Sonanki Ghosh 3 months ago +5

      you can change your entire face by undergoing surgery?

    • Hong Shua's Baby Sister
      Hong Shua's Baby Sister 3 months ago

      @Sonanki Ghosh Yes

    • JesteR
      JesteR 3 months ago +10

      ​@Sonanki Ghosh which year you living in bro

    • Sonanki Ghosh
      Sonanki Ghosh 3 months ago +3

      @JesteR I'm hoping 2023?

    • JesteR
      JesteR 3 months ago +4

      @Sonanki Ghosh how come you don't know plastic surgery can change people sm

  • PSIundertale
    PSIundertale 3 months ago

    "Things pretty people can do that ugly people can't-"
    *Get bitc-*

  • Call me X
    Call me X 3 months ago +1

    ray is ugly? aight, i gotta apply for goonies remake🗿

  • bee
    bee 3 months ago +214

    "None of us are ugly, we just live in a judgmental society."
    -A wise person
    Edit: I bet none of you are ugly, and that's a promise.
    Edit 2: omg I never got 100 likes.

  • Hunter Sucato
    Hunter Sucato 2 months ago +1

    Aww, Ray, you’re not ugly, just facially challenged. I hope you feel better now😊

    • Tieran
      Tieran 2 months ago


    • Far
      Far 18 days ago

      Omg thats worse

  • Sunny
    Sunny 2 months ago +1

    Sweetheart . . YOU AREN’T UGLY . . ❤

  • danny02A
    danny02A 3 months ago +46

    Eeeyyyy Im ugly AF, seriously, but still I've been helped by strangers and the bartenders haven't ignored me.... there is hope people!!! There isssss :'D

  • Dawud Qaadri
    Dawud Qaadri 23 days ago +1

    "go home and drink your diet water'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    CHICKEN UNLIMITED 3 months ago

    “Go home and drink some diet water” - Ray William Johnson 2023

  • Leafy
    Leafy 3 months ago +22

    I’m happy that people are agreeing that Ray is actually attractive

  • Prabhleen Reen
    Prabhleen Reen 2 months ago +1

    There’s so much pain behind his laughter 😭

  • Junkhead _92
    Junkhead _92 3 months ago +146

    "Ugly people can't popstars"
    Ed Sheeran:

    • Garvin Dean
      Garvin Dean 3 months ago +41

      How dare called Ed Sheeran ugly

    • -littlepenguin-
      -littlepenguin- 3 months ago +64

      that was the reason he struggled to become a singer
      ppl called him "bad marketing" lmao

    • Lily Vuong
      Lily Vuong 3 months ago +14

      Tbh Ed Sheeran isn't exactly Tom Cruise but at least his voice is beautiful

    • Dery Sensei Ch.[Professional Drawing]
      Dery Sensei Ch.[Professional Drawing] 3 months ago +4

      Bruh if your ugly the persentation rate of succes is tiny...

  • Monk
    Monk 3 months ago +1

    Your not ugly your a handsome man in my book

  • The Fax News
    The Fax News 2 months ago +1

    Being ugly is just playing life on hard mode.

  • ITrapped Official
    ITrapped Official 3 months ago +37

    The woman is trusting them buttons to stay up more then my mental health can handle

  • Eidel
    Eidel 3 months ago

    Bro has clean skin and he’s called ugly, I ain’t ready for this world dude.

  • Gianna Moore
    Gianna Moore 2 months ago +1

    Ray, your not that ugly.

  • Epic Egg
    Epic Egg 3 months ago +40

    This is truly one of the Daniel give me coffee moments ever

  • alex
    alex 3 months ago +1

    If ray is considered ugly then im hideous