@Millie Reeves Twunk already has a definition, it's a portmanteau of twink and hunk, meaning someone who's small, slim and smooth-faced but somewhat built
i love seeing men try on a dress or a skirt for the first time. even if it's just for a halloween costume or something and they never would've worn one otherwise, there's always an excitement about the breeze, the sense of freedom, a lot of spinning around, often surprise at having nice legs. skirts for everyone!
Glad Dan is discovering the joys of skirts. Pro tip: If not being covered under there feels uncomfortable, throw on some short shorts underneath. All the fun of the skirt without the discomfort.
^^ my life. I don’t need the world seeing what’s under my skirt, so I got some lil shorts and I wear those and I don’t have to worry about it, I can still sit gay and nobody can see anything
Phil picked such diverse and nice outfits! Sure, there's a lot of cursed ones but it felt like a movie montage of all the crazy different outfits an character puts on before the PERFECT ™ one
I was looking for this comment. Now I just need Dan to do a tiktok to Wednesday explaining that she breaks out in hives and her skin peels off her bones.
Dan calling Phil ‘dad’ when wanting help and Phil actually sounding like a dad in response gave me quite a chuckle. Also, some of those outfits looks really good on Dan even if they weren’t to his preference.
@Skedizzle it’s 2022 we’re not doing that shit anymore. they said they don’t want to talk about their relationship or define it to the public, so please just mind your business
dan said once that his clothes was a representation of his mental state and that he might start wearing colour when he was feeling better and ever since then I've incorporated some colour into my own wardrobe in the hope of reverse engineering my own mental health issues. I'm still a depressed mess but at least i sometimes smile when looking in the mirror. Thanks, dad
Dan high-key looks REALLY cute in a skirt. Dan if you take anything from this experience it's that the avril Lavigne 2000s grunge core looks great in black and white and you should add some skirts to your wardrobe
I’m once again caught in the immortal battle of “is saving my eardrums worth the risk of someone hearing Dan talk about putting hot sh!t on his body and judging me forever?” And the answer is definitely not
Goodness, I was having such an awful week and 5 minutes in, I feel a noticeable improvement in my mental health. Infinite thanks, Dan. P.S. soft boye Howell looks great, although I completely understand your reservations with anything not in grayscale. I admire your courage. Looks fab.
I just... this whole thing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, their comedic timing and interaction is just unmatched. Phil's descriptions are so perfect! "Lime Grandad" :') Their interactions behind the curtain are sending me. I'm crying! This content is really helping me at the moment. Dan and Phil always there when I need them the most
My favorite thing about Dan and Phil has always been when Phil says something weird or out of pocket and Dan just can’t believe what he’s hearing. Glad some things never really change (4:02)
In case anyone’s keeping score, the guest list for dystopia daily currently stands at 2 animals, 2 friends (1 of whom is his gran), and 2 appearances of Phil who is less ‘guest’ and more ‘part of the furniture’
Imma be fr seeing Dan in a skirt felt like a hug from the inside. Idk there was just something so comforting in seeing him be delighted by it and spinning in it
As I was laughing my eyes off I just noticed how fucking privileged we are that Dan is back. I love you, weirdo. Thank you for exposing yourself on the internet for our entertainment. 🖤
I feel like because it’s less scripted and more casual, he’s able to be a bit goofier and revert back into a meme (unintentionally of course). And honestly it’s kinda hard to not have fun when Phil is making his random comments.
If they had sent tights with the plaid skirt outfit it would have been a total knockout. Fishnets, nylon, opaque, any would be cute, and help keep things...yknow, in place. Opaque would also keep anything from showing in a breeze, but it might get too hot in the summer depending on the weather
Dan said "I just peaked" after he caught the boots but honestly I thought he said "I just peed" until they played it back lmao 😭 I DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION IT??
1] Phans Only Dans 👀 Oh My 2] Dan & Phil calling eachother twinks, twunks, uncles and daddy twinks 3] Dan needs to wear more 80's style crop tops and shorts 4] They should let Harry Styles, Troy Sivan, Ross Butler, Eugene Lee Yang and Lil Nas X dress Dan 5] He needs some: Hawaiian shirts; swim shorts; a red sleeveless jacket, a long sleeve white shirt; a black 3/4 jeans; red & black sneakers; a red harness; classic Freddy Jones look; purple wrestling singlet; a proper manly warrior kilt; a budgie smuggler; Conan the Barbarian; Hot Canadian Lumberjack; Duncan from Total Drama Island; crimson BMX biker; very Pineapple : 🍍{underwear, shorts, shirt, socks, wrist band, head band, socks, sneakers, shades}🍍
Okay but some of these outfits were actually cute af on you man! The black jumper with the skirt? Slapped! Just needed to situate it on your hips right.the dark academia one wasnt to bad the orange tone was amazing on you so if you didnt like the turtleneck incorporate the color into other outfits it suits u!!!!the pink pants were a look and the crop top adds a layer of finesse I loved it!!
Okay but honestly, if we take away the dan images on the last shirt and skirt, that outfit was amazing. The fit of that tight skirt with the tshirt looked so good? Like how?? I'd have never expected that!
"This makes me wanna go outside and lick some mushrooms without googling if they're non-toxic." Good news! In theory you can lick all the mushrooms you want without consequences, since even the poisonous ones are only dangerous when ingested. There's a single bright red mushroom that only grows in Japan I would recommend staying away from, but otherwise: happy licking!
Pls Dan!! Try to do it yourself (following a tutorial or not -- maybe have Phil verbally describe it behind the camera?) And then have a drag queen as a guest!
Dan wears a fashionable outfit Phil: "You look like three children in a trenchcoat because of your face" Dan wears the most haunting minion costume in existence Phil: "You look like a ray of sunshine" :D???
that's why they had problems putting it in!! lmao to be fair your regular piercing holes do fit these thicker ones, a little pushing an then a little painful pressure but it's fine! lmao i've done it so much to the point one of my holes is definitely bigger than the rest bc for some reason that one didn't hurt as much as the other ones, whenever i did it, so i did it more and for longer and that's how you passively stretch your piercing holes, kids! lmao
@Sup DiggetyDawg was coming to say the exact same thing cause belly button jewellery is so much thicker gauge wise (20 is standard for ears, 14 is standard for belly buttons and for reference yall, I'm a piercer)
I have been waiting for this since Phil's videos! Now I need to go back and watch them haha I love that you can tell a slight difference between what Dan's audience picks vs Phil's. Dan's audience is like "we know he will hate this but he would look so amazing in it" and Phil's is like "how best can we make him uncomfortable" lol. I absolutely love that Phil was here for this as well.
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@Millie Reeves Twunk already has a definition, it's a portmanteau of twink and hunk, meaning someone who's small, slim and smooth-faced but somewhat built
Cologne please :(
Maybe come to Tokyo?? I would love to introduce my husband to my side of the internet!!
I love it when Dan calls someone a “twat” omfg it always make me laugh. British insults are the best
Phil saying “do the dab” is the exact energy of a dad trying to take a posed picture of his kids
16:47
In all seriousness the little bit of joy on Dan’s face when he tried on the skirt was very cute.
Him attempting to spin around only to frantically pat the skirt down LOL
ikr!!!! he seemed quite happy albeit a bit uncomfortable
I feel like not enough people in the comments are appreciated Dan's Shrek shirt
@invisibleabi they sell them on amazon in at least the US because I paused this video and immediately bought 4 without exaggeration lmao
Phil: “so would we all”
had me in stitches 😂
i need one like so bad
i wish there was a link i kinda want one
Agreed.
The fact that he completely buttoned the coat for the academia look is criminal
EXACTLY IT MADE ME SO INCREDIBLY ANGRY
no i was so hurt at the done up jacket and all of the looks that just needed the shirt to be unbuttoned
EXACTLY!
he looked like a weird guy in a van djksksksk
EXACTLYYYYYY NO WONDER HE LOOKED LIKE A TORY
How offended Dan is that Phil doesn’t think he counts as a twink. 😂
Well, he's trying to appear fuckable. Eliminating him from the twink category goes against that
@Stickomg I died
Danisnotatwink
TWUNK
I’m commenting so this remains the top comment 🤣
Gosh, I freaking love this era of Dan and Phil! They are so much themselves and seem so much happier!
The Dan and Phil renaissance is here. And they said “fuck it we’re all adults now
I will not ever get over Phil's disappointed, "Daniel" It's the only time he ever sounds older than Dan
i love seeing men try on a dress or a skirt for the first time. even if it's just for a halloween costume or something and they never would've worn one otherwise, there's always an excitement about the breeze, the sense of freedom, a lot of spinning around, often surprise at having nice legs. skirts for everyone!
More men could do with wearing kilts, too, tbh.
Glad Dan is discovering the joys of skirts. Pro tip: If not being covered under there feels uncomfortable, throw on some short shorts underneath. All the fun of the skirt without the discomfort.
@Kellin Ward jeans work too, but if he goes with skirts he can keep the "*swishes skirt* oooOOOooo" factor and show off his nice legs xD
or jeans!!!
^^ my life. I don’t need the world seeing what’s under my skirt, so I got some lil shorts and I wear those and I don’t have to worry about it, I can still sit gay and nobody can see anything
exactly!!
another 19 minutes of watching dan suffer. living life to the fullest
🤣🤣🤣
Why the hell are there like no comments
real shit
Dan: you know what? I kinda like the top
The top: *a plain black shirt*
Ah yes, the improvement we were searching for, Daniel
But it's cropped 🤔
Exactly
LMFAOOO
Phil picked such diverse and nice outfits! Sure, there's a lot of cursed ones but it felt like a movie montage of all the crazy different outfits an character puts on before the PERFECT ™ one
that's such a creative and accurate description!!
Dan’s repeated line of “x is better than 8 years of therapy” makes me think maybe he needs a different therapist 😂
He _wrote a therapy book_
11:50 every skirt wearer knows the joys of spinning, and that lil "oop" when you get carried away and it goes too high lol
he was so real for that 😭
even though dan has been uploading regularly, every tuesday i open youtube and am shocked to see this weeks dystopia daily
@jac manders SAME
i get so excited as if it hasn't been happening regularly lmao
Same
@Theodore Miller same lmaooo
@jac manders mood
"Pretend you look good" is top quality advice, really!
Phil's voice here brings so much comfort. Thank you for bringing him to the show.
Okay but the star sweater and skirt is such a look, Dan. And we all know from the Halloween sexy nun look, you can rock the hell out of a dress/skirt!
The rainbow outfit simultaneously healed me emotionally and called me a slur all in one breath
Dan is literally Wednesday Addams, breaking out in hives at color
I was looking for this comment. Now I just need Dan to do a tiktok to Wednesday explaining that she breaks out in hives and her skin peels off her bones.
It took me exactly 4 seconds to find the comment about Wednesday I knew had to be here somewhere
I was waiting for this comparison lol
😂😂😂
Dan calling Phil ‘dad’ when wanting help and Phil actually sounding like a dad in response gave me quite a chuckle.
Also, some of those outfits looks really good on Dan even if they weren’t to his preference.
Anyone who wants the time stamp: 8:37
the conclusion is: dan looks amazing in skirts
"You’d accidentally pierce my other head if you threw it at a lowball" I died when Dan said that
The way Dan actually looks so good in colors 😭😭
"YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE THREE CHILDREN WEARING A TRENCHCOAT BECAUSE OF YOUR FACE"
- PHIL LESTER, THE MOST SUPPORTIVE FRIEND
@Kat I can tell what they said just from this reply. You are absolutely correct to call them out.
@Skedizzle it’s 2022 we’re not doing that shit anymore. they said they don’t want to talk about their relationship or define it to the public, so please just mind your business
My guess if we controlled Dan’s eating or sleeping, we just want him to get a nice 8 hours and 3 square meals a day
Plus snacks
id throw in a couple extra hours to make up for his sleepless nights n some yummy snacks too
dan said once that his clothes was a representation of his mental state and that he might start wearing colour when he was feeling better and ever since then I've incorporated some colour into my own wardrobe in the hope of reverse engineering my own mental health issues. I'm still a depressed mess but at least i sometimes smile when looking in the mirror. Thanks, dad
The immediate disgust at being called a tory is such a mood
Dan high-key looks REALLY cute in a skirt. Dan if you take anything from this experience it's that the avril Lavigne 2000s grunge core looks great in black and white and you should add some skirts to your wardrobe
I've missed Dan screaming like he's back on the gaming channel
I’m once again caught in the immortal battle of “is saving my eardrums worth the risk of someone hearing Dan talk about putting hot sh!t on his body and judging me forever?” And the answer is definitely not
The way Dan looks like he's joined a cult anytime he wears pastels
The thing he’d wear on camera to let us know he’s being held hostage
17:04 "they're really comfortable" im gonna cry
I will be watching 8:32 to 8:53 for the rest of time. I want that whole interaction to be transcribed to my gravestone.
5:53 "I am officially the sussy-est bussy in London right now" I SCREAMED
5:00 the soft boi dan outfit needs to be given to phil if dan isn’t gonna wear it cause that outfit actually slaps
Foreshadowing 😂
Agreed I literally told my friend it was more of a Phil outfit
I second this motion
i need that sweater
he looked cute in it, definitely softer. It would suit Phil for sure
More Phil dressing you Dan. Probably my favorite by far. I laughed so much and it was much needed after today. Thank you guys both for doing this.
Goodness, I was having such an awful week and 5 minutes in, I feel a noticeable improvement in my mental health. Infinite thanks, Dan.
P.S. soft boye Howell looks great, although I completely understand your reservations with anything not in grayscale. I admire your courage. Looks fab.
I just... this whole thing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, their comedic timing and interaction is just unmatched. Phil's descriptions are so perfect! "Lime Grandad" :') Their interactions behind the curtain are sending me. I'm crying! This content is really helping me at the moment. Dan and Phil always there when I need them the most
finally the sibling to Phil's video we've always wanted!!!!
as a man who wears dresses and skirts a lot regularly, dan in that plaid skirt put years on my life
My favorite thing about Dan and Phil has always been when Phil says something weird or out of pocket and Dan just can’t believe what he’s hearing. Glad some things never really change (4:02)
I surprised the “furry” outfit didn’t have a clip on tail 😂 Also, Dan’s laugh always manages to make me smile, hope you’re having fun! 😊
My favorite part of these types of videos is when Phil says something Dan looks into the camera like "can you believe this guy?"
dan’s laugh at 06:12 got me dying 😭
the scream after Phil read the gamer shirt sent me😂
Dan in a skirt is somehow the most wholesome thing ever 🥰
this is the hardest i’ve heard him laugh in a while 😭
In case anyone’s keeping score, the guest list for dystopia daily currently stands at 2 animals, 2 friends (1 of whom is his gran), and 2 appearances of Phil who is less ‘guest’ and more ‘part of the furniture’
I’m hoping we can get the Louise episode soon
Wasn’t there two puppies and a kitten, which would make it 3 animals?
@Sky Blue she’s under the ‘2 friends’ section 😁
Don't forget Dodie!!
Break down friends to 1 family member. There's been 1 actual other person standard youtuber guest
Imma be fr seeing Dan in a skirt felt like a hug from the inside. Idk there was just something so comforting in seeing him be delighted by it and spinning in it
these outfit videos are actually the freaking best
I just wanna feel say, I feel attacked because I have that exact “I’m a gamer…” T-shirt. 😅I feel like I should burn it now after that reaction. 😂
16:53 i wAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AND THEN I SAW THE SHOES 🤣
dan’s face when phil said “now do the dab” 🥺
As I was laughing my eyes off I just noticed how fucking privileged we are that Dan is back. I love you, weirdo. Thank you for exposing yourself on the internet for our entertainment. 🖤
This is the first Dystopia Daily video where I feel like Dan looks like he's genuinely having lots of fun
I feel like all the ones with Phil are just more fun bc it's way less scripted and just two friends talking
I feel like because it’s less scripted and more casual, he’s able to be a bit goofier and revert back into a meme (unintentionally of course). And honestly it’s kinda hard to not have fun when Phil is making his random comments.
Also suffering but that's normal Dan
Daniel, thank you so much for posting this! Finals have been kicking my butt and this made me feel genuine joy for the first time in weeks! ❤
phils comments are so funny and always so accurate ?? like ‘you look like 4 kids in a trench coat’ ‘you look like you smell like a book’
“you look a bit tory”
“I feel you bully me on a golf course”
SO ON POINT
If they had sent tights with the plaid skirt outfit it would have been a total knockout. Fishnets, nylon, opaque, any would be cute, and help keep things...yknow, in place. Opaque would also keep anything from showing in a breeze, but it might get too hot in the summer depending on the weather
Not Daniel exposing why I've always struggled with skirts and dresses by describing the emotional comfort and protection that skinny jeans provide 😭🤯
Dan said "I just peaked" after he caught the boots but honestly I thought he said "I just peed" until they played it back lmao 😭 I DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION IT??
1] Phans Only Dans 👀 Oh My
2] Dan & Phil calling eachother twinks, twunks, uncles and daddy twinks
3] Dan needs to wear more 80's style crop tops and shorts
4] They should let Harry Styles, Troy Sivan, Ross Butler, Eugene Lee Yang and Lil Nas X dress Dan
5] He needs some: Hawaiian shirts; swim shorts; a red sleeveless jacket, a long sleeve white shirt; a black 3/4 jeans; red & black sneakers; a red harness; classic Freddy Jones look; purple wrestling singlet; a proper manly warrior kilt; a budgie smuggler; Conan the Barbarian; Hot Canadian Lumberjack; Duncan from Total Drama Island; crimson BMX biker; very Pineapple : 🍍{underwear, shorts, shirt, socks, wrist band, head band, socks, sneakers, shades}🍍
regarding 4), what an all-star lineup
Since you’re leaning into ‘Shit Clip-Sharers Do’, I’m requesting: ‘What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 2022: TOUR EDITION’
We got the video, guys!
sneak peak:
“i miss you ❤”
“why. what did you do”
“i ate glue again :/“
Let’s be for real for a moment, he looks so good in that skirt…
Okay but some of these outfits were actually cute af on you man! The black jumper with the skirt? Slapped! Just needed to situate it on your hips right.the dark academia one wasnt to bad the orange tone was amazing on you so if you didnt like the turtleneck incorporate the color into other outfits it suits u!!!!the pink pants were a look and the crop top adds a layer of finesse I loved it!!
I love when Dan does fashion videos. I need more of Dan roasting fashion.
The furry look already had me giggling but I full on burst out laughing when it panned down to the shoes
Dan wearing blue and reacting like a cat wearing a harness for the first time is very on brand
I am so happy I watched this video today. I was crying for hours earlier, and this is exactly what I needed.
This actually made me cackle for the first time in a while. Thanks Dan!
I now have multiple screenshots of Dan dabbing as a budget furry👏🏻👏🏻
Some of those were really cute though! I loved the blue outfit the best.
The last outfit was amazing. That was hilarious.
eating dinner and getting to watch another episode of d.d. truly makes me feel like an ipad kid, what a time to be alive
Okay but honestly, if we take away the dan images on the last shirt and skirt, that outfit was amazing. The fit of that tight skirt with the tshirt looked so good? Like how?? I'd have never expected that!
"This makes me wanna go outside and lick some mushrooms without googling if they're non-toxic."
Good news! In theory you can lick all the mushrooms you want without consequences, since even the poisonous ones are only dangerous when ingested. There's a single bright red mushroom that only grows in Japan I would recommend staying away from, but otherwise: happy licking!
The “librarian” outfit really had Wilbur vibes 😂 imma say it was the classes
The pastel outfit would look great at a step-grandparent’s bbq. Nod to Jenna Marbles’ outfits video when Julien kept saying it.
The dialogue... the camering... the deadpan... the tears... what a masterpiece
petition for Dan to do a drag makeover
Pls Dan!! Try to do it yourself (following a tutorial or not -- maybe have Phil verbally describe it behind the camera?) And then have a drag queen as a guest!
ABSOLUTELY
OH MY GODS that would be amazing. Please.
HE FUCKING BETTER OMG
Phil: Do the dab!
Dan: * makes the saddest face i've ever seen him make *
Dan wears a fashionable outfit
Phil: "You look like three children in a trenchcoat because of your face"
Dan wears the most haunting minion costume in existence
Phil: "You look like a ray of sunshine" :D???
sweet revenge for Phil😂 I liked it even more than I probably should
High school was pretty traumatising for me too Dan. We’re doing it though! Proud of you :)
Dan’s sad dab with the furry outfit really is peak content
Can’t believe we got this in the year of our lord 2023
I think this is my favorite episode so far.
i was gonna say how cute the skirt was then he yelled Dont Laugh now im laughing
this video was everything I needed it to be 10/10 joint content and dan screaming about being humiliated what more could you want
The first two were so good!!! I loved the suit
The long awaited video has arrived. Phil did it and the internet demanded that Dan does it.
IDK why but I thought it was a fever dream I had because he didn’t upload it sooner (I’m so excited for this)
Wasn't that like the Toilet Tag
8:41 listen to this with your eyes closed
Open works, as well. 🤭
I LIVE for dan in a skirt. He should embrace it, it looks incredible
We need another part of this please! 👍
This was amazing! We definitely need a part two of this 😂😂🖤🖤
I'm certain dan's mushroom earring provided to him was actually a belly button piercing HAHA
@Sup DiggetyDawg same! I know how it feels to shove a bigger earring into a regular sized piercing 😅
that's why they had problems putting it in!! lmao to be fair your regular piercing holes do fit these thicker ones, a little pushing an then a little painful pressure but it's fine! lmao i've done it so much to the point one of my holes is definitely bigger than the rest bc for some reason that one didn't hurt as much as the other ones, whenever i did it, so i did it more and for longer and that's how you passively stretch your piercing holes, kids! lmao
@Sup DiggetyDawg was coming to say the exact same thing cause belly button jewellery is so much thicker gauge wise (20 is standard for ears, 14 is standard for belly buttons and for reference yall, I'm a piercer)
@Sup DiggetyDawgSame 😂
100% is 😂😂😂😂
the fact that dodie now owns the t-shirt with Dan's face on it is amazing
Actually yeah Dan, having Twitter make your decisions for a day would be a fire Distopia Daily
I have been waiting for this since Phil's videos! Now I need to go back and watch them haha I love that you can tell a slight difference between what Dan's audience picks vs Phil's. Dan's audience is like "we know he will hate this but he would look so amazing in it" and Phil's is like "how best can we make him uncomfortable" lol. I absolutely love that Phil was here for this as well.
I'm literally shitting my pants this was the funniest thing I've seen in a while
i’m genuinely in tears from laughing. this is amazing.