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Matteo Lane - Cheating Husband
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- Published on Jan 19, 2023 veröffentlicht
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Dude was married but knew the joke had to be made.
Tbh I’m the same way
You can tell he's a dad
Great comedic reaction by the dude... it's was fast but his response was quicker!!! 😆
took one for the team. once in a lifetime opportunity. did it for the boys. ✅✅✅✅💯💯💯💯💯💯
Just some advice: if you're in the middle of a divorce, DON'T cheat on your partner even if they cheated on you first, it's just going to make you look bad and can negatively impact you. Just wait until it's finalized, be smart.
well, they separated two years ago, would it still be considered cheating if they’re not really dating anymore and are only still married on the papers?
I totally agree but if you’re going to, at least don’t get caught, so many people cheat with someone their separated spouse knows like of course they’re going to find out and now it gets brought up in the divorce and you’re at fault too
As someone who watched my aunt's beautiful family fall apart due to cheating and retaliation with more cheating. I second this so hard. Both of their reputations aren't so hot anymore. Everyone loves them, but everyone knows. (Also, make sure not to cheat on with an in-law or step-something. That'll really throw you for a ringer.)
It's only bad if she gets caught.
If you're legally separated, you're free to do what you want even if the divorce isn't finalized. They're two separate things. The actual divorce part is more about splitting assets. Saying you can't move on just because the divorce isn't finalized is a manipulation tactic and needs to be stopped.
“So you had problems the whole time, and you had a kid? Good Job.” Was absolute Gold
Absolute facts, I know someone on kid number 5
I’m glad I’m not the only one that it didn’t fly over my head 😂
The way Mateo immediately grinned after she dropped the divorce paper question is so fucking funny he KNEW he was gonna get a BOMB yt short out of it
THIS IS THE GUY THAT I KEEP SAYING ANDREW SHITZ LOOKS LIKE HAHAHAHAHA
He knew he'd finally have something actually good to put up lmao
@Riley Kelleyyes gossip 🤣
Lol yes 🤣❤️
It's the gasp for me 😅❤️
Married bro's immediately follow up with "How you doing?" is so freaking smooth, but every married guy is most likely smooth enough to get a girl so I am not too surprised
The less you care the more balls you got to say things like that.
😂😂 Exactly! He made the sacrifice for the sake of the joke. He understood the assignment. 😂😂 I have no doubt his wife was proud.
@Noah Mitchell Yeah, no. If the sexes were reversed y'all would be calling them names, but suddenly if it's a dude--and a married one at that--it becomes just some "game'.
I'm about as smooth as 100 grit sandpaper
Definition of “You can take the player out of the game, but can’t take the game out of the player”
When you decide to make the comedian your therapist in a middle of a set
all she did was provide him comedy material. cheating husband can be joked about. if she said something horrible like kid has cancer then he can't work with that.
Its the advice special thats the whole point of it!😂
Well, actual therapists are expensive. Tbh, this comedian is much better than an average therapist...
“How you doing?”
-Married Straight Man
Joey alive 😂😂😂😂😂😆
I think he meant it jokingly. I'm straight and I do that with my friends.
Good to see Matt LeBlanc going to comedy clubs now and then
@Travioli Ravioli 🤣🤣🤣
A warrior of comedy fighting the good fight, his wife thought it was funny.
I would be so proud of my husband if he was the how you doing guy LOL
Fr that was hilarious
Ikr 😂 me too!!
It's the *"HOW YOU DOIN"* for me from straight guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I wasn't ready for that. Chiillleee, the mess.
He gasped like he lives for this.
I mean she’s cheating on her husband and talking about “ when should I give him the news😅😊😊” likes it’s funny and the whole room clapping and cheering , pray we don’t have another war because men ain’t fighting for you
@Qix I have a gay best friend and can confirm this 100%. My guy's always the first one to suss out the tea.
Because he does😂
@Qix Too late I have multiple gay friends. Probably half my friends are some flavour of gay.
@Qix Coming from the perspective of the gay friend, I would say yes we do 100% live for this. That is like our sole purpose
maybe it’s the indecisive in me who adores this woman’s straight answers; yes. yes. no. one. straight to the point i love her
It's always that one person who stops you to tell them about your life story that you don't care about but you have to listen anyway.
The audiences gasp was hilarious 😂
It RUMBLED THE BUILDING
@Nimsshowtf bro🗿
HOW DOES THIS HAVE 20K LIKES BUT ONE REPLY!?
The gay gasp
I love it when a comedian gets comfortable to interrogate the audience
That dude in the crowd just pulled a joey immediately and i love it
as a single kid of divorced parts I really felt that, "one kid? fine." my friend's parents had 3 and you could tell they were sticking together cause the youngest was still young
@Anomaly I've never met anyone who's gone straight to divorce. Ever. Everyone always tries to stay in the marriage and make it work. They try compromising, begging, therapy, even sometimes just ignoring the problems. No ones first instinct when they have an argument Is to get a divorce. No ones first instinct for any problem in their marriage is to get a divorce.
@Slightly_Insane_Bean It depends. If the reason is something like abuse or cheating, divorcing would be better. If the reason is things just aren't working out or financial problems it's better to try and solve it than go straight to divorce.
@Xiomi nanda so kids grow up learning that staying in a fucked relationship is normal? No.
When things get rough we siblings stick to each other.
The “how you doing” was so perfect 😂
Matteo is great at audience interaction and I'm here for it
“you’ve been having problems the whole time so you had a kid? good job” 😭😭😭💀
@Mysta you realize that most abortions are for victims of rape. All of those 'irresponsible women' are actually women in abusive relationships whose partners will refuse to use protection, limit their access to birth control, or tamper with the protection and use the pregnancy as a way to force dependency. And a lot of states won't allow abortions for those women. Studies also show that children born of rape are at higher risk of having PTSD, depression, and anxiety. They're also more likely to be neglected or abused in their homes, and experience severe bullying in school. There aren't any efficient and effective programs designed to help these traumatized women get through their tough pregnancies, which why many would want to abort. Instead we just have protected and privileged people like you who get all your facts from Fox News. FYI, everything I stated literally came from the CDC.
@Femto apparently not
@MoBGoblin 116 I think you’re the one that needs to do some research.
The random “how ya doin” is sending me 🤣💀
I loved this! He is like a friend and the entire room soon became her friend too.
Joey tribianni entered the chat.
Fr that was what I thought lol
Hello Joey!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“How you doin?”
Ha! That was first thought too!
The “How you doin’” made me straight up cackle
That gentleman with a southern accent had the best entrance to this conversation. I would literally ask him out for a coffee. Only if he's single
Matteo is LIVING for this drama 😂😂
We all are
*GASP* I LOVE UR PFP
@JASON VARGAS disrespectful lol
@E. G.I’ve seen this Jason dude on Stan twitter clips before he used to comment the weirdest sexual jokes about his dad 😂
@E. G. both hands actually, because your dad was helping me take care of business 🥰
It’s true once you leave your unhappy life I swear the sun and outside feels lovely
Stop choosing unhappy lifestyles and you would never have that issue
“How you doin?” Buddy was practicing his material, keeping the rust off.
There’s the gasp of every best friend when you hear that fresh steamy, hot tea
☕️
Oh my God, I’m famous
@Brennan Rentz 💅💅
@Mehki girl slay
My bf cheated on me and after a little detective with I confronted him and his gf. 😳I got so much milage out of that story with my bffs spilling the 🍵 🤣
its an anticipation of the hot tea gasp...lol
When the audience member makes the best joke
I like how people just spill the tea to Matteo and he still expertly crafts them into his routine like that's what he was there for.
I love how 99% of his audience interactions are people looking for relationship therapy 😆
I remember first hearing Matteo on Round table of gentleman and loved him as a comic ever since it's great to see his highlights come up on my feed
“How you doin”😂 what a great response lmfao
"how long should i wait" brenda, you already waited nine years tf are you talking about
And 2 living apart 🤣
not even that they've been separated for two years. like you obviously know you're not meant to be??
@Jasmine Davis I think he cheated once. I think it more to the story. Want receipt
literally
@Daniel D Having a kid to try to stop your partner from cheating and take your relationship more seriously is a lot more common than you think and it never works
Mateo, I love you. You are so fierce and funny 😂😂😂
He’s basically leading a group therapy session right there.
“you just cheated on your wife then, LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE”
I love this man, he's so funny😂
I need to see him live soon.
That's the funniest "How you doing" ever. Not even Joey Tribbiani beats it.
the sarcasm behind the "good job" 💀
I was 22 and had a boyfriend while waiting for the divorce to go through. Dude was abusive and dragged his feet for two years. Shit was horrible.
Married dude is so dedicated to the comedic craft he risked it all just for the joke 😂
Two years separated? Dang I filed and served after 2 months.
@Evelyn Krull no i was not lmao
@TH3MARK3DWARR10Rare you aware im talking 2 month post separation, not 2 months into marriage right? And yes. He did really mess up. Not about anything small either.
Best advice ever with regard to a cheating spouse 💕
"How you doin?" 😭killed me
The synchronised gasp 😂
Nah that “so y’all been having problems the whole time so y’all had a kid; good” took me out
imagining this convo but with my mom so its like “20 years, 1 step-kid (her bio kid) and 2 bio kids, and hes abusive” and cheering her on i love my mom
Wait wait, according to Malone Law P.C., “Adultery, if proven, can be a bar to receiving spousal support. If there is a claim for support involved, there can be a benefit to bringing in the evidence of adultery,” so maybe they should focus on the divorce case first
No fault divorce
Yeah that's what I'm saying. Following his advice could be bad for her legally.
Yeah exactly. She should leave the marriage clean to improve her side of the divorce case.
@Qix it does lmao if you bring an issue into court you need evidence to prove it
“If proven” like that actually needs proving
“Get on Grindr, girl!” 😂💀 loved that.
I fucking love this guy. 😂 definitely one of my new favorites
Love Matteo’s gasp 🫶🏼
It was so cute and tiny and short 🥰
"How you doing?" Man couldn't pass up the perfect opportunity, even when married lmao
He has the best advice ever
"Do you have kids together?" "Yes" *literally everyone in the audience shares a synchronized gasp*
I love that his show is just an hour of tea.
I want him to start a podcast of just conversations with anonymous drunk people.
if i didn't make the joke then my wife would have made the joke lol dude had good timing and made a story for everyone to tell
That first gasp killed me. Matteo does exactly what I'm thinking. Love him.
Love how chill this man is
This is honestly great advice and I can speak from personal experience lol
Backstory: I highly suspected my fiancé was cheating so I moved in with a friend for a few weeks. He begged for me back daily, brought me flowers at work, stuff like that, and I eventually caved and move back in. One week later he tells me to my face that he’s going out of town for the weekend with a girl I’d never even heard of. First thing I did was throw a house party and return the favor. It didn’t necessarily make me feel like I had the upper hand, it just made the breakup feel more even and like I didn’t get a few jabs in. It wasn’t a total KO, I put up a good fight and it was messy enough to walk away knowing I was doing the right thing. One of the best decisions I ever made in a relationship honestly.
Please, please, PLEASE do another advice special.
The world needs this.
Ok, I NEED THIS.
😘
Your gasps are Oscar worthy 😂
I felt that first gasp in my soul 😂
Even the people in the audience are hilarious 😂
Mateo please please do a whole show of answering questions like this. I love how your reactions are exactly like ours at home and you want to know the gossip just as much as us haha
Ye already did, check out his Clip-Share channel
Seriously though. Don't cheat even after being cheated on. Leave them with no excuse to try and blame you and get your head straight first. Give yourself a few months.
this is like, dear abby ... dear matteo,,,, the advice sessions = next special
love how he said so you been having problems this whole time and you had a kid good job
Agree, I made sure to cheat before leaving my ex. I didn’t feel sad at all when I left him.
people saying "hi" is such a weird little positive thing
as someone with pretty bad social anxiety, it makes me feel very welcomed
Me too!!!
You'll say hi to your kid. 🤣 I felt that one.
😳mans got ME blushing
*keeps watching*
“I’m married”
😔damn…
I live for that gay gasp at the start XD
That "How U doin?" was smoother than my hairy legs.
I love how she’s just spilling the tea and they are all here for it 🤣
Saying "hi 2 your kids"- breath taking.
That married guy who answered basically show the loop that happens in world... the husband find a divorced woman, the wife finds out, they want to divorce, other married man want the divorced woman, the loop never ends
I love this guy, he's smooth and you can feel some punch line hanging thick in the air 😆
This special was so great. He should do more.
That audience sounded like a canned audience the reactions were PERFECCCTTT 🤣🤣🤣
His gasp is adorable and full of subtext, specifically “dish bish”
If they are not living together for 2 years now, i wonder what even is she waiting for
@시오 ☾ I agree
@Christina stokes She should have already given up.
For him to love and respect her back.
Oh, Matteo and the gay inhale! I love him.
Even Mateo as a man knows how it works, and I respect him for knowing that better that 80 percent of the strait guys
That gasp!! I'm dying.
Matteo is 100% hilarious! Always a killer!
“You’ll be saying hi to your kids” THATS THE LINE 😂
“The whole time.” Why were y’all married in the first place?
That's why I called cat she's only going to stay all day been together for 9 years and only got one kid but she ain't going to tell you that they haven't really had sex in like 4 years
Probably because she got knocked up... Hence the one kid
“Look what you’ve done!” Got me 😭
I just loved your gasp 😂😂
Straight away your like this is gonna be good ❤❤❤
I just divorced my husband of 8,5 years. Looking forward of being a single mom of one, rather than two.
He’s prob got a very different story👀🤷♂️
Rather than two 🤣🤣
Dont take child support
« 1.. okay fine » he’s killing me 😂😂😂🧡
honestly really solid advice
Men:why are women filing for divorce at higher rates than us?
Men:
Why do I have a feeling that if it was reversed, you'd then blame the guy still lol
Women: why you want a dna test
Judge : he isn't the father of none of your children
Women:👀
girl the best time to serve the papers was *TWO YEARS AGO* !!
“you’ll say hi to ur kid” idk why but that sends me
The only bad thing about these is there aren't enough! 😊😊
Still waiting for this iconic mateo water bit 😆😭💀💀
Matteo's gasp at the beginning had me 🤣🤣
Matteo is so fine!
Foine!