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When Chuck Norris Makes A Chuck Norris Joke

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  • Daniel Sinkowski
    Daniel Sinkowski Month ago +466

    When Chuck Norris joked about Jada, Will Smith slaped her for not laughing

  • Afzal Gital
    Afzal Gital 2 months ago +2578

    John Wick shot his dog after it barked at Chuck Norris.

  • The_stranger1335
    The_stranger1335 Month ago +485

    One time the cops stopped Chuck Norris for speeding
    *They* got away with a warning

  • Superjeffy Mason
    Superjeffy Mason 2 months ago +11064

    When Chuck Norris tells a joke, Will Smith slaps himself.

  • TheNerdKingdom
    TheNerdKingdom 2 months ago +139

    Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

  • Koto Gray
    Koto Gray Month ago +131

    Man, I needed all these jokes in the comments!
    Made my evening

    • Mohd chad
      Mohd chad Month ago +4


    • hako
      hako Month ago +2

      I hear you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Michael Moxon
      Michael Moxon Month ago

      Yea I'm scrolling for a timely laugh ๐Ÿ˜…

    • Jordan Tiburcio
      Jordan Tiburcio Month ago +1

      Actually, chuck Norris made your evening.

  • TailStraw xD
    TailStraw xD 2 months ago +3464

    Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

  • Afraaz Hussain
    Afraaz Hussain Month ago +123

    When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

  • Axel McKinney
    Axel McKinney 2 months ago +1679

    It was so nice of Chuck to adopt his foster parents.

  • Weekend Warriorโ€™s
    Weekend Warriorโ€™s 2 months ago +194

    Chuck Norris squeezed apple juice from an orange and made lemonade.

    • opido norman
      opido norman Month ago +2


    • Well Wisdom
      Well Wisdom Month ago +1

      Hahahaha that is a new one for me. Thatks.

    • Sky Finance Ltd
      Sky Finance Ltd 8 days ago +2

      A snake bit Chuck Norris, after days of excruciating pain the snake died

    • DLP fan 1985
      DLP fan 1985 6 days ago

      How much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • MensaGiraffe
    MensaGiraffe 2 months ago +2424

    When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor shook his hand and thanked him for his service.

    • T-STASH
      T-STASH 2 months ago +23

      This is the best comment section

    • Mark ยฐ๐Ÿ“
      Mark ยฐ๐Ÿ“ 2 months ago +4

      ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Omg

    • The Maven Dojo
      The Maven Dojo 2 months ago +21

      Chuck Norris wasnโ€™t born, he decided to exist.

    • Carrion [Ss]
      Carrion [Ss] 2 months ago +3

      โ€‹@The Maven Dojounderrated reply ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • The_stranger1335
    The_stranger1335 Month ago +20

    Chuck Norris lost his virginty before his dad did

  • Nathaniel Gibson
    Nathaniel Gibson Month ago +70

    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down.

  • Amber Turd
    Amber Turd 2 months ago +2742

    Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.

  • The_stranger1335
    The_stranger1335 Month ago +42

    Chuck Norris once visited the virgin Islands... They are now just called "the islands"

    • Sky Finance Ltd
      Sky Finance Ltd 8 days ago

      A snake bit Chuck Norris, after days of excruciating pain the snake died

    • Sky Finance Ltd
      Sky Finance Ltd 8 days ago

      A snake bit Chuck Norris, after days of excruciating pain the snake died

  • Calvin S.
    Calvin S. Month ago +17

    Chuck Norris once threw a party with 50 people
    about 2 miles far

  • 101
    101 2 months ago +862

    Chuck once threw a hand grenade which killed 8 people. Shortly after that the grenade exploded.

    • Jameel Essack
      Jameel Essack 2 months ago +4


    • Crimson King
      Crimson King 2 months ago +2

      Ahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Jared from Subway
      Jared from Subway 2 months ago +2


    • Aman kumar
      Aman kumar 2 months ago +1


    • Seiko Haokip
      Seiko Haokip 2 months ago +11

      I wasn't even trying to read this shit
      But it almost blew my head off when i did ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • mega derp
    mega derp 2 months ago +608

    Chuck Norris started a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
    Thank you guys I've never gotten this many likes. :)

  • Raven Chowder
    Raven Chowder 2 months ago +72

    chuck norris gives teachers homework

  • Dooley Knoted
    Dooley Knoted 2 months ago +24384

    Chuck Norris went into a feminist rally and came out with a sandwich and his suit pressed!

    • FusionSportDaily
      FusionSportDaily 2 months ago +445

      Yes! LMAO!

    • Nitrolus Kincaid
      Nitrolus Kincaid 2 months ago +240

      I shouldnt be laffing.... But Lmaooooo ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    • Erick Shannon
      Erick Shannon 2 months ago +79


    • Mason Johnson
      Mason Johnson 2 months ago +141

      Chuck Norris can dribble a boiling ball

  • Grim rapper
    Grim rapper 2 months ago +580

    Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his house. It's not dead. It's just too scared to move

  • The_stranger1335
    The_stranger1335 Month ago +26

    When Chuck Norris was born, he drive his mother back home from the hospital

  • C23
    C23 2 months ago +57

    Reminds me of a scene in the movie The Expendables.
    โ€œThere is a rumour going around that you were bitten by a King cobra.โ€
    Chuck: Yeah thatโ€™s right, But after days of agonising pain.. The cobra died ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Jackson Grimsley
    Jackson Grimsley 2 months ago +356

    When alexander graham bell first invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

    • American First
      American First 2 months ago +7

      Omg thatโ€™s funny as fk ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Richie Rich
      Richie Rich 2 months ago +5

      This one is good. ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Willy Nash
      Willy Nash 2 months ago +3


    • Mustee Mustang
      Mustee Mustang 2 months ago +1

      May Bell forgive you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    • abdulsamim ansari
      abdulsamim ansari Month ago +1

      No one misses a call from chuck

  • Kurt Lee
    Kurt Lee 2 months ago +13

    my daughter legit thinks chuck norris is the worlds toughest man, she asked i answered

  • The_stranger1335
    The_stranger1335 Month ago +26

    When Chuck Norris's parents had nightmares
    they came to his room for safety

  • OhBoysPaintball
    OhBoysPaintball 2 months ago +3432

    They used to make Chuck Norris toilet paper but they had to discontinue it because it wouldnโ€™t take shit from anyone.

    • Golden Foxy Nine Tailed
      Golden Foxy Nine Tailed 2 months ago +22


    • J Campbell
      J Campbell 2 months ago +11


    • Jai Monique
      Jai Monique 2 months ago +13

      Brooooo ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    • Hefs CLEANING
      Hefs CLEANING 2 months ago +5


    • el nuevo amanecer
      el nuevo amanecer 2 months ago +6

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that's epic ๐Ÿ˜…

  • Al S
    Al S Month ago +33

    oh man, these jokes never die :D

  • Sabio_ZaE
    Sabio_ZaE Month ago +24

    When Chuck Norris walks into an art museum, the art isn't aloud to to take flash photography of him

  • DaveKirk22
    DaveKirk22 2 months ago +2415

    I had a dream about Chuck Norris. Woke up with a black eye.

  • Airborne95
    Airborne95 2 months ago +23

    When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, his sleep paralysis demon gets paralyzed

  • Yingle
    Yingle 2 months ago +20

    When Chuck Norris found oil the US Govt decided that he didn't need any democracy.

  • jahlawl666
    jahlawl666 2 months ago +1314

    Chuck Norris doesnt dial the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

    • vr4runner
      vr4runner 2 months ago +16

      Hilariously underrated ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • miel Einstein
      miel Einstein 2 months ago +2


    • M Abrams
      M Abrams 2 months ago +4

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ love it, best one yet

    • Daniel_8972
      Daniel_8972 2 months ago +1


  • Mark2790
    Mark2790 2 months ago +19

    Chuck Norris once ate a whole birthday cake before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.

  • Aiden
    Aiden Month ago +13

    When chuck Norris plays a game, the game had to accept his privacy terms

  • CosmicSheperd
    CosmicSheperd 2 months ago +168

    Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

  • D$money
    D$money Month ago +9

    Legends say to this very day that tiger is still crawling backwards.

  • The_stranger1335
    The_stranger1335 Month ago +8

    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear in the living room... The bear is not dead
    He is just too afraid to move

  • Tors 10x
    Tors 10x 2 months ago +873

    Chuck Norris parents moved out when he turned 18

  • The_stranger1335
    The_stranger1335 Month ago +10

    When Chuck Norris shows up late at school
    The entire class had to be punished for showing up early

  • RodieThatGuy
    RodieThatGuy 2 months ago +9

    legend says, when Chuck Noriss do a push up, he pushes the earth down

  • Narayan Verma
    Narayan Verma 2 months ago +13

    Lol! that tiger wasn't the same after that day...

  • Rob York
    Rob York 2 months ago +300

    Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

  • LindorPlays
    LindorPlays 2 months ago +13

    One Day Chuck was running late so he decided to rewind his clock and everyone followed through. Thats why we have different time zones

  • Connor W
    Connor W 2 months ago +1276

    They named a road after Chuck Norris but had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris

  • Minos prime
    Minos prime 2 months ago +8

    Chuck Norris can pick an orange from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you will ever have

  • davidwas77
    davidwas77 Month ago +5

    When Chuck Norris was a child, a man tried to kidnap him, and after 30 days of brutal treatment, he finally let the kidnapper go home.

  • ThatOne86
    ThatOne86 2 months ago +350

    When Chuck Norris wakes up late , the sun apologizes for coming up early

  • Dimitris Tripakis
    Dimitris Tripakis Month ago +23

    When Chuck Norris owes you money, you better pay up.

  • H20 Delirious Fan
    H20 Delirious Fan Month ago +6

    Chuck Noreis destroyed the periodic table because he only acknowledges the element of surprise.

  • ABG Garcia
    ABG Garcia 2 months ago +1406

    When Chuck Norris seats at the dining table in Thanksgiving, the turkey is thankful to be there.

  • Dre Daniels
    Dre Daniels Month ago +5

    Chuck Norris canโ€™t break the law. He is the Law.

  • Lukas Gรถtzinger
    Lukas Gรถtzinger 2 months ago +6

    Chuck Norris used to build sand castles in his childhood
    Today we call them pyramids

  • Serafino Pane e Vino
    Serafino Pane e Vino 2 months ago +1151

    When chuck Norris install an app, the app has to agree with Chuck terms and conditions

    • McQueen 10
      McQueen 10 Month ago +3


    • stxdude
      stxdude Month ago +9

      โ€‹@Dsync Nsx dude

    • Ummm
      Ummm Month ago +12

      @Dsync Nsx Party Pooper out here ๐Ÿ’ฉ

    • Abdulsalam Idd
      Abdulsalam Idd Month ago +1

      Only zlaran does that lmao

  • Matthias Schmitt
    Matthias Schmitt Month ago +6

    Chuck Norris wears a sun hat to protect the sun.

  • Logan Johnson
    Logan Johnson Month ago +3

    Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands last month. Theyโ€™re just called the islands now

    • Pride
      Pride Month ago +1

      Stolen form someone

  • Scooter Mcc
    Scooter Mcc 2 months ago +683

    Chuck Norris once pissed into the fuel tank of a semi truck and that's how Optimus Prime was born.

    MIDNIGHT MONSTER Month ago +5

    Chuck Norris won a staring contest against a statue.

  • Adam Sianga
    Adam Sianga Month ago +2

    When chuck Norris gets a call in the Cinema they pause the film and silence themselves until he ends the call.

  • Richard Doran
    Richard Doran 2 months ago +688

    The Boogie Man looks under his bed to see if Chuck Norris is there.

  • Bengals Devastation
    Bengals Devastation Month ago +4

    On tax day, the government pays taxes to Chuck Norris

  • The_stranger1335
    The_stranger1335 Month ago +4

    Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down

  • Jackson Grimsley
    Jackson Grimsley 2 months ago +702

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

    • Squirrels in Jacket
      Squirrels in Jacket 2 months ago +3


    • Blake Sinatra
      Blake Sinatra 2 months ago +7

      Nah the books read themselves to him! They literally transform into audio books and switch their entire media format!! ๐Ÿ’€

      EAST-END JUSTICE 2 months ago +1

      This is a really good one!!! It has 2 clever aspects as technically that's what reading is in a way but it makes it sounds like an intimidating interrogation lol.

  • Enano P
    Enano P Month ago +1

    Tiger needed some therapy after that dangerous encounter with Chuck Norris.

  • AA
    AA Month ago +3

    Chucky just took the Y out of Chuck's name. That was enough to became an evil doll.

  • Cohib
    Cohib 2 months ago +1541

    Chuck Norris once sneezed in public but no one said anything. They knew he was already blessed.

  • Ian Dominic Lagman
    Ian Dominic Lagman Month ago +3

    When Chuck Norris became an astronaut, space had to get a Chuck Norris suit

  • Random Kanin
    Random Kanin Month ago +2

    Rumor has it that JohnWick is Chuck Norris' nephew.

  • Guido Mista
    Guido Mista 2 months ago +1103

    Chuck Norris doesnโ€™t breathe, he temporarily holds the air hostage.

    • Ivan Nieves
      Ivan Nieves 2 months ago +11

      What ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Vanessa Galang
      Vanessa Galang 2 months ago +3


    • TheHot Baker
      TheHot Baker 2 months ago +4

      Why the hell did I read Air Hostess ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚?

    • Enigma Grieshaser
      Enigma Grieshaser 2 months ago +3

      โ€‹@TheHot Baker NGL that shit exists ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    • GiltWyd
      GiltWyd 2 months ago


  • Armijae
    Armijae Month ago +2

    Chuck Norris learned how to drive in 1773.

  • M.S.I RC
    M.S.I RC Month ago +2

    Before the light bulb was inventedโ€ฆ Chuck Norris used to just scare the darkness out of the room

  • KarmaK
    KarmaK 2 months ago +257

    Chuck Norris once opened his mail, and found money sent to him by the IRS.

    • Lesko๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†Brandon
      Lesko๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†Brandon 2 months ago +5

      Happens to me every year

    • William Pierce
      William Pierce 2 months ago +2

      Yeah this is very common ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Zack the Boner killer
      Zack the Boner killer 2 months ago +2

      That's called a tax return lol

    • dolzi
      dolzi 2 months ago

      Rebates, bro.

    • KarmaK
      KarmaK 2 months ago +1

      Okay Iโ€™m going to admit, I tried to make a joke and accidentally backfire in my face because itโ€™s a common thing, my bad.

  • Santiago Tiberio
    Santiago Tiberio Month ago +4

    Chuck Norris eats a rubik's cube and shits it resolved

  • White Arrow Entertainment

    When Chuck Norris was born he parried the doctor's slap and returned him an uppercut,๐Ÿ™ƒ

  • Miguel Zaldivar
    Miguel Zaldivar 2 months ago +659

    A fuggin legend!!
    Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called Islands.

    • Contacto HN
      Contacto HN 2 months ago +39

      And there's a couple of new, smaller islands

    • American First
      American First 2 months ago +11

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ your a legend

    • cheese
      cheese 2 months ago +5


    • TheTrueRman
      TheTrueRman 2 months ago +13

      Nah they became the Fawkin Islands

  • St Peterโ€™s
    St Peterโ€™s Month ago +2

    Chuck Norris never back rides a horse. He just runs with the horse between his legsโ€ฆ

  • Vivid Vision
    Vivid Vision Month ago +2

    When chuck throws a grenade, it becomes a nuclear weapon.

  • cry
    cry 2 months ago +1099

    When Chuck Norris left for college told his dad "You're the man of the house now.".

  • ElijahWG
    ElijahWG Month ago +1

    When Chuck Norris gets pulled over, he asks the cops for their liscens and registration.

  • Viking
    Viking 2 months ago +2

    That Led Zeppelin shirt says you have great taste in music. Always number 1 in my book of favorite bands.

  • pRoJect 45
    pRoJect 45 2 months ago +2080

    Chuck Norris making a Chuck Norris joke just goes to show how incredibly powerful this man is.

    • iamthebxllticxler29
      iamthebxllticxler29 Month ago +6

      i have the power to make this 70 likes and not 69 lol

    • Vergil(Urizen)
      Vergil(Urizen) Month ago +1

      I didn't get the joke, he is not as powerful as imagined.

    • Weird Matter ๐Ÿ‘
      Weird Matter ๐Ÿ‘ Month ago +1

      โ€‹@Vergil(Urizen) The joke was the tiger had to back away from Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is a dangerous man. ๐Ÿ˜†

  • Fnaffan621 YT
    Fnaffan621 YT Month ago +2

    When Chuck Norris takes a shower, the water gets cleaner

  • iDoomful
    iDoomful 4 days ago

    Man, I missed the chuck norris jokes. You deserve an internet veteran medal if you remember those times

  • ryan atkinson
    ryan atkinson 2 months ago +251

    When Chuck Norris tells a joke, no one laughs; they get knocked out by his punchline.

  • M.M Chahine
    M.M Chahine Month ago +2

    Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, it's the wet who Chuck Norris.

  • Waltomatron
    Waltomatron Month ago +1

    When Chuck Norris visits heaven, all hell breaks loose.

  • FusionSportDaily
    FusionSportDaily 2 months ago +1723

    Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

    • Austin
      Austin 2 months ago +41

      lmao Bruh thats a top 3 chuck joke of all time

    • Ken Zu
      Ken Zu 2 months ago +16

      that's the best one for me so far ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    • B Drives & Vibes
      B Drives & Vibes 2 months ago +5


    • The Excel Project
      The Excel Project 2 months ago +3


    • Owen Hockley
      Owen Hockley 2 months ago +8

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ never in my life have I heard that one yet and we use to call each other troglodytes

  • Dk 2000
    Dk 2000 2 months ago +1027

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚That's Chuck for you, the only man in the world who's capable of tearing a page off Facebook

    • Carlos Cordova
      Carlos Cordova 2 months ago +6

      The whole book actually

    • You
      You 2 months ago

      Oh hell no ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • CombatFan134
      CombatFan134 2 months ago +3

      Facebook is just a biography of people who aren't Chuck Norris

      JAY SQUARED 2 months ago +1

      Wha the fuccckkk this one is new and i lmao ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Bongokuhle Hlongwane
    Bongokuhle Hlongwane Month ago +1

    When Chuck Norris has a nightmare, his nightmare wakes up

  • N22
    N22 Month ago

    The cameraman is Chuck Norris. He master the art of filming himself and be in front of the camera at the same time.

  • ROro team
    ROro team 2 months ago +988

    When Chuck Norris got a girlfriend he approved of her father.

  • Exule Tempus
    Exule Tempus Month ago +1

    I remember watching a Chuck Norris movie, six guys with machine guns in a row shooting at him, and missing, as he drives at them in a jeep off-road while leaning out the door with a handgun, six shots, and all six guys were down, was a great movie

  • El Fin
    El Fin Month ago

    that tiger is still backing up slowly to this day

  • Antonio
    Antonio 2 months ago +946

    A reporter once asked Chuck, "how many pushups can you do?
    He simply replied "all of them."

    • Gauge167
      Gauge167 2 months ago +8


    • That_wet_noodle 17257
      That_wet_noodle 17257 2 months ago +32

      Chuck Norris doesnโ€™t do push ups he pushes the earth down

    • Viltar
      Viltar 2 months ago +4

      โ€‹@That_wet_noodle 17257 nah he carries the sun as weight lifting

    • Patootie
      Patootie 2 months ago

      โ€‹@Viltar yea but like it was about push ups so

    • Ownniceguy
      Ownniceguy 2 months ago +3

      โ€‹@That_wet_noodle 17257
      An earthquake doesn't happen naturally, it just happens during Chuck Norris' workouts

  • Lima_Star
    Lima_Star 11 days ago +1

    When Chuck Norris threw away his stale skittles some kid used it in a Gauntlet to wipe out half the Universe.

  • Not Me
    Not Me Month ago

    When chuck Norris was asked about his body count he said โ€œ15 dead, 8 on a wheelchairโ€

  • Vladimir Putin
    Vladimir Putin 2 months ago +741

    Chuck Norris got mad at his horse so he kicked it in the jaw. Now we have giraffes

    KIMO CHI Month ago +1

    When Chuck eats breakfast, he's having both lunch and dinner

  • Afraaz Hussain
    Afraaz Hussain 2 months ago +240

    When Chuck Norris reads a book, the book gains knowledge

  • King Hurst
    King Hurst Month ago

    When Chuck Norrisโ€™ parents have nightmares, they ask to stay in his room