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- Published on Mar 10, 2023 veröffentlicht
- When Chuck Norris Makes A Chuck Norris Joke
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When Chuck Norris joked about Jada, Will Smith slaped her for not laughing
Underrated
😂
This should have many, many more likes
Nice one
😂😂😂
John Wick shot his dog after it barked at Chuck Norris.
💀
💀
☠️
That's just foul
Nah man wick and norris are best buds
One time the cops stopped Chuck Norris for speeding
*They* got away with a warning
😂
😂
😂
😂
When Chuck Norris tells a joke, Will Smith slaps himself.
Superfly:… This is gonna have to get into the regular rotation!!
Bravo!! LMFAO
This is gold
Nice😂
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Man, I needed all these jokes in the comments!
Made my evening
Same😂
I hear you 😂😂
Yea I'm scrolling for a timely laugh 😅
Actually, chuck Norris made your evening.
Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird.
That's hilarious
😂😂😂
That’s a good one 😂
WTF 😂😂😂😂 good one
Hahahaha
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
It was so nice of Chuck to adopt his foster parents.
Yh
To let them live 😂
My wife was the 1000th like 😀
@Axel McKinney Cool😆
Wth!?😆😆🤣🤣🤣
Chuck Norris squeezed apple juice from an orange and made lemonade.
😂😂😂
Hahahaha that is a new one for me. Thatks.
A snake bit Chuck Norris, after days of excruciating pain the snake died
How much 😂😂
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor shook his hand and thanked him for his service.
This is the best comment section
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Omg
Chuck Norris wasn’t born, he decided to exist.
@The Maven Dojounderrated reply 😂
Chuck Norris lost his virginty before his dad did
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.
Underrated one right here 😂😂
@ImJustABagel even the name checks out!
That was awesome! 😂
best one
Chuck Norris once visited the virgin Islands... They are now just called "the islands"
A snake bit Chuck Norris, after days of excruciating pain the snake died
A snake bit Chuck Norris, after days of excruciating pain the snake died
Chuck Norris once threw a party with 50 people
about 2 miles far
Chuck once threw a hand grenade which killed 8 people. Shortly after that the grenade exploded.
😂😂
Ahahaha 😂
❤❤❤🎉🎉
😂
I wasn't even trying to read this shit
But it almost blew my head off when i did 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chuck Norris started a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
Thank you guys I've never gotten this many likes. :)
I've seen somewhere that it was possible lol
the rapper?
😂😂😂😂
Broo😂
😂😂😂
chuck norris gives teachers homework
Chuck Norris went into a feminist rally and came out with a sandwich and his suit pressed!
Yes! LMAO!
I shouldnt be laffing.... But Lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Chuck Norris can dribble a boiling ball
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his house. It's not dead. It's just too scared to move
lol
Now that one's good
😂
original 😂😂
🤣🤣
When Chuck Norris was born, he drive his mother back home from the hospital
Reminds me of a scene in the movie The Expendables.
“There is a rumour going around that you were bitten by a King cobra.”
Chuck: Yeah that’s right, But after days of agonising pain.. The cobra died 😂
When alexander graham bell first invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris
Omg that’s funny as fk 😂😂😂
This one is good. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
May Bell forgive you 😂😂😂
No one misses a call from chuck
my daughter legit thinks chuck norris is the worlds toughest man, she asked i answered
When Chuck Norris's parents had nightmares
they came to his room for safety
They used to make Chuck Norris toilet paper but they had to discontinue it because it wouldn’t take shit from anyone.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Brooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂❤
😂😂😂 that's epic 😅
oh man, these jokes never die :D
When Chuck Norris walks into an art museum, the art isn't aloud to to take flash photography of him
I had a dream about Chuck Norris. Woke up with a black eye.
Never heard this one 😆
Best!
😆
It happens.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, his sleep paralysis demon gets paralyzed
When Chuck Norris found oil the US Govt decided that he didn't need any democracy.
Chuck Norris doesnt dial the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
Hilariously underrated 😂
Bro
😂😂 love it, best one yet
😮🤯
Chuck Norris once ate a whole birthday cake before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When chuck Norris plays a game, the game had to accept his privacy terms
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Underrated comment!😂
😂😂😂
This is it for me 😂😂😂
LMFUGKINGAO
Actually underrated
Legends say to this very day that tiger is still crawling backwards.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear in the living room... The bear is not dead
He is just too afraid to move
Chuck Norris parents moved out when he turned 18
Damn 😂😂😂
hahahaha
Nice
😂
He adopted them
When Chuck Norris shows up late at school
The entire class had to be punished for showing up early
legend says, when Chuck Noriss do a push up, he pushes the earth down
Lol! that tiger wasn't the same after that day...
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
LMFAO
That was a real one ffs haha
One of the only chuck norris jokes that made me laugh so hard I couldn’t open my eyes
Criminally underrated comment. Superb 👏🏾
One Day Chuck was running late so he decided to rewind his clock and everyone followed through. Thats why we have different time zones
They named a road after Chuck Norris but had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris
And lives?
Underatted comment 💀
Got em
😂 😂 😂 😂
Dude I ducking chuckled reading this
Chuck Norris can pick an orange from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you will ever have
When Chuck Norris was a child, a man tried to kidnap him, and after 30 days of brutal treatment, he finally let the kidnapper go home.
When Chuck Norris wakes up late , the sun apologizes for coming up early
Bruh that good 😂
😂 😂
Wth?😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Chuck Norris owes you money, you better pay up.
Chuck Noreis destroyed the periodic table because he only acknowledges the element of surprise.
When Chuck Norris seats at the dining table in Thanksgiving, the turkey is thankful to be there.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
what the hell 😂😂😂
Damn right😂
What? How'd this atrocious comment get so many f'n likes?
Chuck Norris can’t break the law. He is the Law.
Chuck Norris used to build sand castles in his childhood
Today we call them pyramids
When chuck Norris install an app, the app has to agree with Chuck terms and conditions
Yes
@Dsync Nsx dude
@Dsync Nsx Party Pooper out here 💩
Only zlaran does that lmao
Chuck Norris wears a sun hat to protect the sun.
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands last month. They’re just called the islands now
Stolen form someone
Chuck Norris once pissed into the fuel tank of a semi truck and that's how Optimus Prime was born.
😮😅
Whoaaaaaa
No wonder the joker was afraid, damn it all interconnects
This is so good
I don't think it was piss
Chuck Norris won a staring contest against a statue.
When chuck Norris gets a call in the Cinema they pause the film and silence themselves until he ends the call.
The Boogie Man looks under his bed to see if Chuck Norris is there.
😂😂😂😂
lol
Lmao😅😅😅😅😅
classic
😂😂😂😂😂
On tax day, the government pays taxes to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
lol
Nah the books read themselves to him! They literally transform into audio books and switch their entire media format!! 💀
This is a really good one!!! It has 2 clever aspects as technically that's what reading is in a way but it makes it sounds like an intimidating interrogation lol.
Tiger needed some therapy after that dangerous encounter with Chuck Norris.
Chucky just took the Y out of Chuck's name. That was enough to became an evil doll.
Chuck Norris once sneezed in public but no one said anything. They knew he was already blessed.
absolutely SENT ME lmfao
OK THIS IS THE BEST ONE
Better everyone blesses god
I was wheezing on this one..
😂 😂 😂 😂
When Chuck Norris became an astronaut, space had to get a Chuck Norris suit
Rumor has it that JohnWick is Chuck Norris' nephew.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he temporarily holds the air hostage.
What 😂
😂😂
Why the hell did I read Air Hostess 😂😂?
@TheHot Baker NGL that shit exists 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Chuck Norris learned how to drive in 1773.
Before the light bulb was invented… Chuck Norris used to just scare the darkness out of the room
Chuck Norris once opened his mail, and found money sent to him by the IRS.
Happens to me every year
Yeah this is very common 😂
That's called a tax return lol
Rebates, bro.
Okay I’m going to admit, I tried to make a joke and accidentally backfire in my face because it’s a common thing, my bad.
Chuck Norris eats a rubik's cube and shits it resolved
When Chuck Norris was born he parried the doctor's slap and returned him an uppercut,🙃
A fuggin legend!!
Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called Islands.
And there's a couple of new, smaller islands
😂😂😂😂😂😂 your a legend
AYOOOO
Nah they became the Fawkin Islands
Chuck Norris never back rides a horse. He just runs with the horse between his legs…
When chuck throws a grenade, it becomes a nuclear weapon.
When Chuck Norris left for college told his dad "You're the man of the house now.".
Real
Thats funny
Good one😂❤
😂😂😂
😂😢😂😂😂
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over, he asks the cops for their liscens and registration.
That Led Zeppelin shirt says you have great taste in music. Always number 1 in my book of favorite bands.
Chuck Norris making a Chuck Norris joke just goes to show how incredibly powerful this man is.
i have the power to make this 70 likes and not 69 lol
I didn't get the joke, he is not as powerful as imagined.
@Vergil(Urizen) The joke was the tiger had to back away from Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is a dangerous man. 😆
When Chuck Norris takes a shower, the water gets cleaner
Man, I missed the chuck norris jokes. You deserve an internet veteran medal if you remember those times
When Chuck Norris tells a joke, no one laughs; they get knocked out by his punchline.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, it's the wet who Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits heaven, all hell breaks loose.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
lmao Bruh thats a top 3 chuck joke of all time
that's the best one for me so far 🤣🤣
Lmfao
Hahaha
😂😂😂 never in my life have I heard that one yet and we use to call each other troglodytes
😂😂That's Chuck for you, the only man in the world who's capable of tearing a page off Facebook
The whole book actually
Oh hell no 😂
Facebook is just a biography of people who aren't Chuck Norris
Wha the fuccckkk this one is new and i lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Chuck Norris has a nightmare, his nightmare wakes up
The cameraman is Chuck Norris. He master the art of filming himself and be in front of the camera at the same time.
When Chuck Norris got a girlfriend he approved of her father.
Underrated joke 😂
YES!
🤣🤣
That is sick. 😂👌
Brilliant 👏
I remember watching a Chuck Norris movie, six guys with machine guns in a row shooting at him, and missing, as he drives at them in a jeep off-road while leaning out the door with a handgun, six shots, and all six guys were down, was a great movie
that tiger is still backing up slowly to this day
A reporter once asked Chuck, "how many pushups can you do?
He simply replied "all of them."
😅
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups he pushes the earth down
@That_wet_noodle 17257 nah he carries the sun as weight lifting
@Viltar yea but like it was about push ups so
@That_wet_noodle 17257
An earthquake doesn't happen naturally, it just happens during Chuck Norris' workouts
When Chuck Norris threw away his stale skittles some kid used it in a Gauntlet to wipe out half the Universe.
When chuck Norris was asked about his body count he said “15 dead, 8 on a wheelchair”
Chuck Norris got mad at his horse so he kicked it in the jaw. Now we have giraffes
that's a good one.
lmao
Genius😂😂
😅😅😅😅
Like that🙄😊
When Chuck eats breakfast, he's having both lunch and dinner
When Chuck Norris reads a book, the book gains knowledge
This is the best one so far
Lmao
Now that is a good comment
Goat 😅
When Chuck Norris’ parents have nightmares, they ask to stay in his room