I bleached my hair
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To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness,
Or to take a comb against a head of hair
And by opposing end them. To bleach-to dye,
No more; and by a bleach to say we end
The brunette and the thousand follicles
That hair is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ;
To bleach, perchance to tone-ay, there's the rub:
For in that bleach of death what breakage may come,
When we have washed off this conditioner,
Must give us pause-there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long hair.
For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide,
Th'hairdresser's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The burns of applied bleach, the toner's delay,
The insolence of box dye, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'blondness takes,
When he himself might his mane of hair make
With a 30 volume developer?
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Estupida
lol
Ok boomer
';u?
Guys is "Stupid" in Portuguese, br our Portuguese, Port, I think
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No one:
Joanna: * talks about zebra and how zebra is strange animal*
"Hello my dudes" 😂😂😂😂
NO
Um why is no one talking about that she looks like Draco Malfoy ???
Por que o título está em português e ela fala inglês??
Why she put the tittle in spanishh???
Jesus loves you
That skin. Those teeth. Yaas.
Also, ugh to be young again 😍
Hahahahaha when she showed 💿🌮 i realised i had a simplynailogical video recommended😂
serase foi aqui que o duncan teve a ideia do microfoninho
Türkler kendini belli etsin 😝
You know who you look like a girl Draco malfoy from Harry Potter
Joana, your mom should start a Clip-Share channel. btw you are cool
Gente...q eu to fazeno aqui
Is nobody going to talk about the fact that she has 3 of those tiny microphones?
claims to have done research on bleaching
Starts at the roots 🤦♀️
@Ronika Sassy actually you have to start at the ends then work your way up because you could burn your roots
but that’s how u do it lol
haha your nuts lol
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Im watching this while bleaching my hair...
*why does her's look better than mine*
I know I’m late but
KARREN LOOKED AT YOUUUU
Acabo de conocer a esta chica y está totalmente loca... Como yo xd
I just met this girl and she's totally crazy... Like me xd
Такие идеальные субтитры
Is it bad I just bleached my hair?
Cuz I just did
Ma perchè il titolo in italiano? Ahahahah
lol cat de super
micro microphone
You ok? ;-;
YOUNG JENNA MARBLES 😂😍
Are you shure you'r notz crazy?😂
Joana:know you probably wondering are you going to due you eyed browns
Before she could answer
Mom:NU
I meant to say die not due
*hello my dudes*
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even me:
Her: Uses tiny microphone
r a n d o m b o i s thank you that’s what I was going for 😁
garbage comment
Dye your hair random rainbow colors...
I never had THIS much fun watching a crazy hair video!
Hahahaha you're crazy dude!
Estupida
This girl is such a fucking mood
“I JUST INHALED SOAP”
Man this girl
I love the tiny microphone and “ hello my dudes “ ;)
How did you forget Mick Swagger
Gotta let it marinate
YOUR CRAZY FIRST YOU CUT YOUR HAIR AND PUT IT IN A BUN FOR 3 WEEKS AND KNOW YOU BLEACH IT OMG I LOVE YOU SK MUCH👍👍👍👍
Euuuuuuuuu😂
She has 3 microphones in the bathroom
The subtitles are amazing I'm dying
ANOTHER HOLOSEXUAL YEEEEEETTTT
The best video ever jajajajajjaaj I laught sooo much. Why you don’t try to pain your hair like.... pink or purple
oh céus, como o yt teve a ousadia de me indicar isso agr? PERFEITA CARA
Joanna: Ooooh should I bleach my eyebrows??
Mother Goose: nOoOoOo
My daddy bleached his hair and his hair blonde and going to dye it(he’s going to shave it of for charity and is going to shave all his hair OF!!!!!)
𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕓𝕚𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝
Are you Romanian?
WTF?!
Vc é brasileira?
Ou gringa?
are you brazilian or american?
She is American...
pourquoi tu mets le titre de ta vidéo en français alors que tu ne parle meme pas en français
Holo
Taco
C. R. I. S. T. I. N. E!!!!!!!!!😊
#ilovecristinesodoesjoanaletsbebestiesjoanaandcristine
Para branquear ou não branquear, essa é a questão.
Se é mais nobre na mente sofrer
Os amarelos e brancos de uma lojosa escandalosa
Ou tomar um pente contra uma cabeça de cabelo
E por oposição terminá-los. Branquear - tingir,
Não mais; e por um descorante para dizer que acabamos
A morena e os mil folículos
Esse cabelo é herdeiro de: é uma consumação
Devoutly ser denominado. Tingir, branquear;
Para branquear, por acaso, para tonificar - ay, há o atrito:
Pois nesse alvejante da morte que ruptura pode vir,
Quando tivermos lavado esse condicionador,
Deve nos dar uma pausa - há o respeito
Isso faz calamidade de cabelos tão longos.
Para quem suportaria os chicotes e queimaduras de peróxido,
O farrista está errado, o homem orgulhoso se contuma,
As queimaduras de lixívia aplicada, o atraso do toner,
A insolência do corante da caixa e os rejeitos
Aquele paciente mérito da bondade leva,
Quando ele mesmo pode fazer sua cabeleira
Com um desenvolvedor de 30 volumes?
*a descrição dela*
gosh i love ya xD
All I can say is ”Y A S Q U E E N”😂💓💓💓💓💓💓❤