I bleached my hair

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    To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness,
    Or to take a comb against a head of hair
    And by opposing end them. To bleach-to dye,
    No more; and by a bleach to say we end
    The brunette and the thousand follicles
    That hair is heir to: 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ;
    To bleach, perchance to tone-ay, there's the rub:
    For in that bleach of death what breakage may come,
    When we have washed off this conditioner,
    Must give us pause-there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long hair.
    For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide,
    Th'hairdresser's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
    The burns of applied bleach, the toner's delay,
    The insolence of box dye, and the spurns
    That patient merit of th'blondness takes,
    When he himself might his mane of hair make
    With a 30 volume developer?
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  • Sebastian Cabezas
    Sebastian Cabezas 4 months ago +79694

    Estupida

  • ДЕВАЧКИ Шпротная диета не помогла

    No one:
    Joanna: * talks about zebra and how zebra is strange animal*

  • ou maima
    ou maima 4 hours ago

    "Hello my dudes" 😂😂😂😂

  • ᅡ미나킴
    ᅡ미나킴 20 hours ago

    NO

  • •Itz Nemu•
    •Itz Nemu• 20 hours ago

    Um why is no one talking about that she looks like Draco Malfoy ???

  • Guilherme ribeiro hidalgo

    Por que o título está em português e ela fala inglês??

  • Noa Paniagua
    Noa Paniagua Day ago +1

    Why she put the tittle in spanishh???

  • Dearia Choice
    Dearia Choice Day ago

    Jesus loves you

  • Yuki goals
    Yuki goals 2 days ago

    That skin. Those teeth. Yaas.
    Also, ugh to be young again 😍

  • Lilian van Leeuwen
    Lilian van Leeuwen 2 days ago

    Hahahahaha when she showed 💿🌮 i realised i had a simplynailogical video recommended😂

  • pozo ✨
    pozo ✨ 2 days ago

    serase foi aqui que o duncan teve a ideia do microfoninho

  • Edaology
    Edaology 2 days ago

    Türkler kendini belli etsin 😝

  • Puppeteer 87
    Puppeteer 87 2 days ago +1

    You know who you look like a girl Draco malfoy from Harry Potter

  • Elaina Lewis
    Elaina Lewis 2 days ago

    Joana, your mom should start a Clip-Share channel. btw you are cool

  • Naynin bibi
    Naynin bibi 2 days ago

    Gente...q eu to fazeno aqui

  • Keisha Rusadi
    Keisha Rusadi 3 days ago

    Is nobody going to talk about the fact that she has 3 of those tiny microphones?

  • Sasha ok O.
    Sasha ok O. 3 days ago

    claims to have done research on bleaching
    Starts at the roots 🤦‍♀️

    • Sasha ok O.
      Sasha ok O. Day ago

      @Ronika Sassy actually you have to start at the ends then work your way up because you could burn your roots

    • Ronika Sassy
      Ronika Sassy Day ago +1

      but that’s how u do it lol

  • lyndsay rose
    lyndsay rose 3 days ago

    haha your nuts lol

  • NEW GAMER 13
    NEW GAMER 13 4 days ago

    clip-share.net/video/XMpiYlHF9IQ/video.html

  • Honey & Heaven
    Honey & Heaven 4 days ago +6

    Im watching this while bleaching my hair...

    *why does her's look better than mine*

  • not today satin
    not today satin 4 days ago

    I know I’m late but
    KARREN LOOKED AT YOUUUU

  • Lari Nai Chan
    Lari Nai Chan 4 days ago

    Acabo de conocer a esta chica y está totalmente loca... Como yo xd
    I just met this girl and she's totally crazy... Like me xd

  • Оля Матвейчук

    Такие идеальные субтитры

  • Cute Yuta
    Cute Yuta 5 days ago

    Is it bad I just bleached my hair?
    Cuz I just did

  • Gaia Braghin
    Gaia Braghin 6 days ago

    Ma perchè il titolo in italiano? Ahahahah

  • lilith luiza
    lilith luiza 6 days ago

    lol cat de super

  • Kitty Cat
    Kitty Cat 6 days ago

    micro microphone

  • ღмเýμкเ chลи ღ

    You ok? ;-;

  • Orange Pumpkin
    Orange Pumpkin 6 days ago +1

    YOUNG JENNA MARBLES 😂😍

  • Mimina Wengie
    Mimina Wengie 7 days ago

    Are you shure you'r notz crazy?😂

  • C o o k i e c a t
    C o o k i e c a t 7 days ago

    Joana:know you probably wondering are you going to due you eyed browns
    Before she could answer
    Mom:NU

  • x.nicole.x
    x.nicole.x 7 days ago

    *hello my dudes*

  • Taco Master
    Taco Master 7 days ago +16

    No one:


    Literally no one:


    Not even me:


    Her: Uses tiny microphone

  • Gianna Arasin
    Gianna Arasin 7 days ago +2

    Dye your hair random rainbow colors...

  • Just Jpop,Kpop and Anime

    I never had THIS much fun watching a crazy hair video!

  • KeefHattie L
    KeefHattie L 8 days ago +1

    Hahahaha you're crazy dude!

  • Antonio Matheus Matheus

    Estupida

  • TheDropdeadZed
    TheDropdeadZed 8 days ago

    This girl is such a fucking mood

  • Lil Dork
    Lil Dork 8 days ago +10

    “I JUST INHALED SOAP”
    Man this girl

  • Romi Beekman
    Romi Beekman 8 days ago +2

    I love the tiny microphone and “ hello my dudes “ ;)

  • Pedro Salazar
    Pedro Salazar 8 days ago

    How did you forget Mick Swagger

  • Unlucky Alien
    Unlucky Alien 8 days ago

    Gotta let it marinate

  • sunset
    sunset 8 days ago

    YOUR CRAZY FIRST YOU CUT YOUR HAIR AND PUT IT IN A BUN FOR 3 WEEKS AND KNOW YOU BLEACH IT OMG I LOVE YOU SK MUCH👍👍👍👍

  • aya 123456
    aya 123456 8 days ago

    Euuuuuuuuu😂

  • Fennekin Silver
    Fennekin Silver 8 days ago +1

    She has 3 microphones in the bathroom

  • Su Yılmaz
    Su Yılmaz 8 days ago

    The subtitles are amazing I'm dying

  • Joy Destriza
    Joy Destriza 9 days ago +1

    ANOTHER HOLOSEXUAL YEEEEEETTTT

  • Sofia Samayoa
    Sofia Samayoa 9 days ago

    The best video ever jajajajajjaaj I laught sooo much. Why you don’t try to pain your hair like.... pink or purple

  • rolwzra
    rolwzra 9 days ago

    oh céus, como o yt teve a ousadia de me indicar isso agr? PERFEITA CARA

  • May’s life
    May’s life 9 days ago +41

    Joanna: Ooooh should I bleach my eyebrows??
    Mother Goose: nOoOoOo

  • Helen Murphy
    Helen Murphy 10 days ago +5

    My daddy bleached his hair and his hair blonde and going to dye it(he’s going to shave it of for charity and is going to shave all his hair OF!!!!!)

  • dxx migah
    dxx migah 10 days ago

    𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕓𝕚𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝

  • Ilona Gata
    Ilona Gata 10 days ago

    Are you Romanian?

  • v i c t ó r i a
    v i c t ó r i a 11 days ago

    WTF?!

  • B L A c K T U B E R
    B L A c K T U B E R 11 days ago +1

    Vc é brasileira?
    Ou gringa?
    are you brazilian or american?

  • assia lanjri1
    assia lanjri1 11 days ago

    pourquoi tu mets le titre de ta vidéo en français alors que tu ne parle meme pas en français

  • Bake Odumosu
    Bake Odumosu 11 days ago

    Holo
    Taco
    C. R. I. S. T. I. N. E!!!!!!!!!😊
    #ilovecristinesodoesjoanaletsbebestiesjoanaandcristine

  • creamybaka.
    creamybaka. 11 days ago

    Para branquear ou não branquear, essa é a questão.
    Se é mais nobre na mente sofrer
    Os amarelos e brancos de uma lojosa escandalosa
    Ou tomar um pente contra uma cabeça de cabelo
    E por oposição terminá-los. Branquear - tingir,
    Não mais; e por um descorante para dizer que acabamos
    A morena e os mil folículos
    Esse cabelo é herdeiro de: é uma consumação
    Devoutly ser denominado. Tingir, branquear;
    Para branquear, por acaso, para tonificar - ay, há o atrito:
    Pois nesse alvejante da morte que ruptura pode vir,
    Quando tivermos lavado esse condicionador,
    Deve nos dar uma pausa - há o respeito
    Isso faz calamidade de cabelos tão longos.
    Para quem suportaria os chicotes e queimaduras de peróxido,
    O farrista está errado, o homem orgulhoso se contuma,
    As queimaduras de lixívia aplicada, o atraso do toner,
    A insolência do corante da caixa e os rejeitos
    Aquele paciente mérito da bondade leva,
    Quando ele mesmo pode fazer sua cabeleira
    Com um desenvolvedor de 30 volumes?
    *a descrição dela*

  • Nathalia Here!
    Nathalia Here! 12 days ago

    gosh i love ya xD

  • LPS Ella
    LPS Ella 12 days ago +1

    All I can say is ”Y A S Q U E E N”😂💓💓💓💓💓💓❤