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amazing that they still trust max to hold glass objects
@Alexander Garcha It still gets me every time
@xXGrEyZXx "and then I said, 'show me your tits you fat bitch'"good old days when ian max and joji were still gentlemen ✊
He's a true gentleman
@Salty Lemon after I saw the hammer. Maybe metal
I love how this has just become “let’s order cool shit we want and make a video so we can write it off as business expenses” I love this channel lmfao
@artouditou08 "consumerism" - 🤓
@Absurd Beats Why write a whole paragraph like that? Who the fuck uses “young lamb” unironically, you weirdo? Why are you writing like a badly written cartoon upper class villain? Just write like a normal person, you Reddit user. And learn what embezzlement is.
@Absurd Beats Nope. Sorry, dude, nope. Not my fault you’re wrong. Don’t self project on me just because you’re wrong.
@@Absurd_G54 nah thats not embezzlement
@Absurd Beats I do. And it’s not what you said it is.
Max' destructive power has no limits. I feel very bad for Scott and at the same time respecting his patience with all these antics.
Max looks like he's about to tell Chad not to come to work tommorow.
@Papa John Smiling friends wasn't the first to come up with that joke lol
@Papa John we're just joking around papa john, don't get upset over a 2015 meme lol
@Erik Tegnander Andresen lol what the fuck did you just write, it’s funny but the way you worded it gave me an aneurism
literally columbine shooter aesthetic tho
Wow! It's taken me almost hundreds of videos to come to the conclusion that Chad is indeed in need of learning support! Hope all is well within his social worker community, too! Bless Max for being so kind.
How many is "almost hundreds"? 199?
I want a whole episode where they compete to buy each other the funniest outfit they can from Wish.
hopefully they see this
Yes please 😂
Divide it into themes like badass, trucker, gamer, funny little man
That'd probably be a Patreon exclusive video lol
lmao them going outside with that outfit like they are some fashion trendsetters made me laugh so hard. you guys should order more weird clothes.
I refuse to believe they have had three videos out in the past two weeks. I feel like I haven’t watched a new video in a whole year. I’m about to binge watch these three episodes I missed.
Funniest vid you guys have made in ages, me and my gf were laughing our heads off when Max started beating the shit out of the boxes with cartoon sound fx and then said "watch out, sometimes these get broken during shipping"
The look on Max's face when he ate that sponge 🤌
These boys are singlehandedly keeping wish afloat with they antics.
Dropshippers: "am I a joke to you!?" (Yes, yes they're.)
@ekoreko Imagine seething over "they" 🤓
@CommieTommy all of a sudden you know english!
@CommieTommy You should self reflect. Perhaps "fitting in" isn't always the answer.
@ekoreko you are a deeply troubled human being
You should make it a thing now to have to go out wearing whatever clothing you buy from Wish lol.
Love how they thought abt a nice thing that how to basic would want then immediately broke it lol
My favorite youtube duo that has never changed for years and im glad!
An instant classic of a Cold Ones Video.
I can't wait for someone to be like "I've decided to be a trucker due to coldones"
Max looks like the kinda guy to tell someone not to come to school the next day
Dude idk how they do no other Clip-Share channel could ever make me laugh out loud every single video.
Scott needs one of those gel guns, like nerf but little gel pellets
They have ingrained their humor to me so much, that I almost burst out laughing when my aunt announced she had aids. Genuinely super disappointed in myself. Thanks Max and Chad from ColdOnes
thats fake aids is made up by the goverment to make us buy more egg salad
I am sorry for you. Please tell your aunt I say feel better. Hopefully she is cured by now!
@The Jaded Grouch that’s so true I’m from Puerto Rico too and that’s so true 😂
Max and Chad dressed like a trucker vampire 😂
The fucking cartoon noises when max is hammering the packages makes me laugh every time
chads trench coat looks like reminds me of a certain duelist
Max is literally turning into that columbine meme of him a few years back 😂
Chad: Scared to put horse oil on his skinAlso Chad: Smokes Frankincense and unknown Chinese herbs out of a Wish crack pipe with no hesitation
Same concept on dumb empty headed party whores that pop Xanax, oxycottin, ecstasy And wash it down with vodka but won’t smoke a cigarette “because it’s nasty and bad for you”
@Ray Gun holy shit lmao
It was ephedra Chinese herbs. Which is basically a plant version of amphetamines.
@C Lyne from the video “wish items that are not legal (but we bought them anyway)”
@C Lyne dreckssteifen rp
the edit at the end was freaking espectacular, immaculate, perfect through every second, glorious, fenomenal, exceptional, awesome
Chad looks like some third party matrix villain with the jacket and glasses 😂
Max looks like someone u wanna make friends with in school so he’ll tell u when to stay home Lmaoo
13:47 look at max’s ultimate turtle in shell move. He did that defensive move in like .01 seconds reaction time LmFAO
I love how max bought 17 trucker shirts but didn’t let chad pick silver 😂
@blanket max breaks more
@Rtblax 51 but then he breaks the cool stuff and I instantly don’t feel bad anymore
Ngl I feel a lil bad for chad sometimes
Man, Max has really come a long way from eating puke pie... Ok maybe not, but I do love the content of this channel
Max: “Keep your eyes closed.” Chad: ”they’re closed!”
Ah they’re drinking PBR. No wonder they’re so destructive this episode 😂
max eating playdough is the best thing ive seen all day
There's some kind of primal force that awakens in Max whenever he sees the "careful, glass" sign on packages.
He’s funnier then both of U!
also whenever he sees something potentially edible
The trucking lore has come further than even imaginable.
I love how Max's trademark gag has become eating stuff
He’s been a walking garbage disposal for a decade
>flashbacks to his old videos
And breaking shit
You guys are rocking these looks!
The editing keeps getting better every vid
the angle with Chad's walk at 22:26 goes absolutely hard
"ill get canceled if i try fighting you" bro is living on the edge 🤣
Usually I’m fine with the smashing but not the martini glass😢
I no longer enjoy watching max and chad destroy actual quality glass items
Everything went the way it did because they used a spin down instead of a d20
I like how Chad is 75% literate, yet wildly successful
Text The Name Up Here👆👆Am To Help You Out👊
I won’t lie i would love to see xqc drink some brewskies with the boys it surely would be sight to see
This is like what Ashens used to do on Wish!
I really wanted to see chad in the trench coat and glasses and say “red pill or blue pill”
At the end Max giving off Bam Margera vibes from the CKY era 😂😂😂
"i've eaten breakfast im quite full"*eats chunk of styrofoam*
these videos give me energy to live
I love that they keep blaming the AI when they were the ones who selected the products
@Ma Sk w idubbbz.
i love that max is looking like he´s gonna visit columbine high school
Scott was probably like "what the fuck are they talking about"
Loved this whole video and the slightly new format they used. Fuckin funyyYYY DOODDD
Something about Chad saying "see you in...seven." got me
That montage at the end is what we are here for
You know it's American when they have XXXXXL options 2:16
Max's boxcutter joke was perfect. Chad not getting it was even better! 😂
im kinda embarrassed i didnt get it until chad explained it lol
I love how much chad and max are normalising not remembering anything you did a few weeks ago
they said they did it 10 months ago
They unknowingly bought jay and silent bob Costumes 🤣
I always wanna put money into the patreon for the juicy content....but then I see that the money would go to yall destroying things without seeing it and the anti waste mentality I was ingrained with makes me sad
Scott: Can you guys listen to me for one second"no""sorry""shut-up, shut the fuck up"
still the only channelthat can make me laugh
Chad being illiterate is very in character of him
By the fact that chad still hands over glass objects to max makes me realize that he´s not that bright
Love the skulton call back.Also the amount of cringe Trump/MURICA items on Wish is hilarious.
The fact that they went outside with them makes this video even better. More of this please.
@Watchman 5996 M0k9k
Yeah that segment was great! Love to see stuff like that.
that was one of my favorite moments on their channel, i needed that laugh
“Chad that is an icicle” lmao
if I didn't know these 2 and you even told me they have made $5000 combined in their lifetime i honestly wouldn't believe you
Max looks like he's told a couple mates not to come to school tomorrow! 😭
I love how they end up looking like Matrix cosplayers.
WE LOVE MAX AND CHAD!!!
No I hate them
@Jeremy DeCaro Jermuh get your bible verses out of here
Chad can hit me up anytime anywhere
Nah just u
@Jeremy DeCaro I believe in Jesus, he's that hot twink that lives next door! He wants to be an author, and as his bf, I believe in him with all my heart
Chads giving people fleshies 😂😂😂
the editing really is amazing, great video guys
Horse oil is literally made my microwaving horse meat and gathering the melted fat.
those fits gave me flashbacks to collage days as a goth kid
Max and Chad looking like they'll tell their favourite friend not to come to school tomorrow by the end of the video.
Which turns out to be each other, so neither show up the next day 😂
@Lachlan K. the mafia does wear trench coats so ur not wrong lol they'd run a drunken mafia that barely collects debts and goes bankrupt overnight
I was waiting for this lmao
I guess they answered the age old question of "How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?" from Grandma's Boy.
That outro is some top tier content
Max looks like , he’s gonna tell his friend not to come to school tomorrow
YOOO. No joke, Max and Chad should make a ColdOnes Vlog where they go out to the bars and goof around irl
The boxers greatest enemy joke was fucking top tier
Parked bench comment got me good 😂
max's outfit was starting to look a little quiet kid-like
All I could think of when I saw the Chinese Trucker shirt was "This would be perfect for Wang Chi"
Theyre so lucky they have scott...Max went full chaos and just bought loads of trucker shirts instead, but scott salvaged it by making them a game
I'm pretty sure that the way Max said "leather belt" was a reference to trolling Wow players on vent
Ngl.. Max gave me some schoolshooter vibes in the black boots and trench 😂💀
21:20 maxs boxing fit goes undeniably hardShoulda kept the boxing gloves on
Wish they would buy something cool lol
I want to know who made the table they use for their videos. The amount of abuse that table has gone through and it's still in one piece is impressive 😂
I want the truckfugger shirt 💀
when chad switched glasses with max, he looked like one of those albinos from the matrix
At some point, chad will be unable to stop max from consuming poisons.
It’s kinda funny that max accidentally wears a nazi coat out to public
21:10 Max looking like he would tell you not to come to school tomorrow.
Max be lookin like he will replace Keanu in the next Matrix movie
Aye Max when are you considering to continue your Pokémon/ other unboxing stuff content?
Top tier episode! The jokes were perfect, and the fits were so scuffed they came together fresh at the end.
We need more Cold Ones content outside the studio!