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We Spent $5,000 on the Wish BLACK MARKET

  • Published on Nov 29, 2022 veröffentlicht
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  • Liana
    Liana 2 months ago +5162

    amazing that they still trust max to hold glass objects

    • Wowland
      Wowland Month ago

      @Alexander Garcha It still gets me every time

    • Zekie
      Zekie Month ago

      @xXGrEyZXx "and then I said, 'show me your tits you fat bitch'"
      good old days when ian max and joji were still gentlemen ✊

    • xXGrEyZXx
      xXGrEyZXx 2 months ago +2

      He's a true gentleman

    • Serynaide
      Serynaide 2 months ago

      TO TEA!

    • ZchryPlys
      ZchryPlys 2 months ago +5

      @Salty Lemon after I saw the hammer. Maybe metal

  • Ssssssssssssssoooooooowooooooowowowo7373838

    I love how this has just become “let’s order cool shit we want and make a video so we can write it off as business expenses” I love this channel lmfao

    • Nein Ja
      Nein Ja 13 days ago

      @artouditou08 "consumerism" - 🤓

    • Jack Hanson
      Jack Hanson 2 months ago

      @Absurd Beats Why write a whole paragraph like that? Who the fuck uses “young lamb” unironically, you weirdo? Why are you writing like a badly written cartoon upper class villain? Just write like a normal person, you Reddit user.
      And learn what embezzlement is.

    • Jack Hanson
      Jack Hanson 2 months ago +1

      @Absurd Beats Nope. Sorry, dude, nope. Not my fault you’re wrong. Don’t self project on me just because you’re wrong.

    • Coke Drip
      Coke Drip 2 months ago +1

      @@Absurd_G54 nah thats not embezzlement

    • Jack Hanson
      Jack Hanson 2 months ago +3

      @Absurd Beats I do. And it’s not what you said it is.

  • Dennis Neumann
    Dennis Neumann 2 months ago +311

    Max' destructive power has no limits. I feel very bad for Scott and at the same time respecting his patience with all these antics.

  • Ivan Ha
    Ivan Ha 2 months ago +236

    Max looks like he's about to tell Chad not to come to work tommorow.

    • Omomori
      Omomori 14 hours ago

      @Papa John Smiling friends wasn't the first to come up with that joke lol

    • Ivan Ha
      Ivan Ha Day ago +1

      @Papa John we're just joking around papa john, don't get upset over a 2015 meme lol

      βLΔCҜ HΣΔRT 28 days ago

      @Erik Tegnander Andresen lol what the fuck did you just write, it’s funny but the way you worded it gave me an aneurism

    • Erik Tegnander Andresen
      Erik Tegnander Andresen Month ago +19

      literally columbine shooter aesthetic tho

  • Come Fast To Get Into My Body

    Wow! It's taken me almost hundreds of videos to come to the conclusion that Chad is indeed in need of learning support! Hope all is well within his social worker community, too! Bless Max for being so kind.

    • Makujah
      Makujah Month ago +3

      How many is "almost hundreds"? 199?

  • Pericles
    Pericles 2 months ago +8154

    I want a whole episode where they compete to buy each other the funniest outfit they can from Wish.

    • Khristian Bayless
      Khristian Bayless 2 months ago

      hopefully they see this

    • PureRush94
      PureRush94 2 months ago

      Yes please 😂

    • bm
      bm 2 months ago

      Divide it into themes like badass, trucker, gamer, funny little man

    • keberTxelArM
      keberTxelArM 2 months ago

      That'd probably be a Patreon exclusive video lol

  • Egghead
    Egghead 2 months ago +90

    lmao them going outside with that outfit like they are some fashion trendsetters made me laugh so hard. you guys should order more weird clothes.

  • Michael
    Michael 2 months ago +81

    I refuse to believe they have had three videos out in the past two weeks. I feel like I haven’t watched a new video in a whole year. I’m about to binge watch these three episodes I missed.

  • Julian Edmonds
    Julian Edmonds 2 months ago +17

    Funniest vid you guys have made in ages, me and my gf were laughing our heads off when Max started beating the shit out of the boxes with cartoon sound fx and then said "watch out, sometimes these get broken during shipping"

  • The Official Duke Nukem Youtube Channel™

    The look on Max's face when he ate that sponge 🤌

  • CommieTommy
    CommieTommy 2 months ago +1177

    These boys are singlehandedly keeping wish afloat with they antics.

    • tiy
      tiy 3 days ago +1

      Dropshippers: "am I a joke to you!?" (Yes, yes they're.)

    • CommieTommy
      CommieTommy 2 months ago

      @ekoreko Imagine seething over "they" 🤓

    • ekoreko
      ekoreko 2 months ago

      @CommieTommy all of a sudden you know english!

    • ekoreko
      ekoreko 2 months ago +1

      @CommieTommy You should self reflect. Perhaps "fitting in" isn't always the answer.

    • CommieTommy
      CommieTommy 2 months ago +1

      @ekoreko you are a deeply troubled human being

  • Shiny Shiny
    Shiny Shiny 2 months ago +7

    You should make it a thing now to have to go out wearing whatever clothing you buy from Wish lol.

  • T
    T 2 months ago +9

    Love how they thought abt a nice thing that how to basic would want then immediately broke it lol

  • Hass
    Hass Month ago +2

    My favorite youtube duo that has never changed for years and im glad!

  • Kirby Jason9000
    Kirby Jason9000 2 months ago +8

    An instant classic of a Cold Ones Video.

  • Thrapington
    Thrapington 2 months ago +4

    I can't wait for someone to be like "I've decided to be a trucker due to coldones"

  • IMR Productions
    IMR Productions 2 months ago +8

    Max looks like the kinda guy to tell someone not to come to school the next day

  • Pok'e Pulls
    Pok'e Pulls 2 months ago +2

    Dude idk how they do no other Clip-Share channel could ever make me laugh out loud every single video.

  • juan termo
    juan termo 2 months ago +3

    Scott needs one of those gel guns, like nerf but little gel pellets

  • The Jaded Grouch
    The Jaded Grouch 2 months ago +19465

    They have ingrained their humor to me so much, that I almost burst out laughing when my aunt announced she had aids. Genuinely super disappointed in myself. Thanks Max and Chad from ColdOnes

    • Moderator Planet-509
      Moderator Planet-509 19 days ago

      thats fake aids is made up by the goverment to make us buy more egg salad

    • Aurebesh Bricks
      Aurebesh Bricks 19 days ago

      I am sorry for you. Please tell your aunt I say feel better. Hopefully she is cured by now!

    • Danny Amill
      Danny Amill 24 days ago

      @The Jaded Grouch that’s so true I’m from Puerto Rico too and that’s so true 😂

    • Pickle
      Pickle 24 days ago

      That’s great

    • Voyager
      Voyager 25 days ago


  • AbussedFleshLight
    AbussedFleshLight 2 months ago +1

    Max and Chad dressed like a trucker vampire 😂

  • Sparkson
    Sparkson Month ago +1

    The fucking cartoon noises when max is hammering the packages makes me laugh every time

  • hyde
    hyde 2 months ago +3

    chads trench coat looks like reminds me of a certain duelist

  • D B
    D B 2 months ago +7

    Max is literally turning into that columbine meme of him a few years back 😂

  • Molly Taylor
    Molly Taylor 2 months ago +1930

    Chad: Scared to put horse oil on his skin
    Also Chad: Smokes Frankincense and unknown Chinese herbs out of a Wish crack pipe with no hesitation

    • Logan Hewitt
      Logan Hewitt Month ago

      Same concept on dumb empty headed party whores that pop Xanax, oxycottin, ecstasy And wash it down with vodka but won’t smoke a cigarette “because it’s nasty and bad for you”

    • Molly Taylor
      Molly Taylor Month ago +2

      @Ray Gun holy shit lmao

    • Ray Gun
      Ray Gun Month ago +8

      It was ephedra Chinese herbs. Which is basically a plant version of amphetamines.

    • jonafumin
      jonafumin 2 months ago +9

      @C Lyne from the video “wish items that are not legal (but we bought them anyway)”

    • BigSleez
      BigSleez 2 months ago

      @C Lyne dreckssteifen rp

  • Augusto Castro
    Augusto Castro 2 months ago +1

    the edit at the end was freaking espectacular, immaculate, perfect through every second, glorious, fenomenal, exceptional, awesome

  • lmetcalf1988
    lmetcalf1988 2 months ago +3

    Chad looks like some third party matrix villain with the jacket and glasses 😂

  • Dylan Copeland
    Dylan Copeland 2 months ago +2

    Max looks like someone u wanna make friends with in school so he’ll tell u when to stay home Lmaoo

  • Puppy Puppington
    Puppy Puppington Month ago +2

    13:47 look at max’s ultimate turtle in shell move. He did that defensive move in like .01 seconds reaction time LmFAO

  • Jack Patroni
    Jack Patroni 2 months ago +2060

    I love how max bought 17 trucker shirts but didn’t let chad pick silver 😂

    • VVVVVV
      VVVVVV 15 days ago +3

      @blanket max breaks more

    • blanket
      blanket 2 months ago +12

      @Rtblax 51 but then he breaks the cool stuff and I instantly don’t feel bad anymore

    • Rtblax 51
      Rtblax 51 2 months ago +48

      Ngl I feel a lil bad for chad sometimes

  • LtCheese
    LtCheese 2 months ago +1

    Man, Max has really come a long way from eating puke pie... Ok maybe not, but I do love the content of this channel

  • abbsnn cose
    abbsnn cose 2 months ago +1

    Max: “Keep your eyes closed.” Chad: ”they’re closed!”

  • ProdOKs
    ProdOKs 2 months ago +1

    Ah they’re drinking PBR. No wonder they’re so destructive this episode 😂

  • slothy boi
    slothy boi 2 months ago +2

    max eating playdough is the best thing ive seen all day

  • Tiltigo
    Tiltigo 2 months ago +452

    There's some kind of primal force that awakens in Max whenever he sees the "careful, glass" sign on packages.

    • Jackson Geldmacher
      Jackson Geldmacher Month ago

      He’s funnier then both of U!

    • Eclipsa
      Eclipsa 2 months ago +27

      also whenever he sees something potentially edible

  • 𝗙𝗕𝗜.𝗴𝗼𝘃

    The trucking lore has come further than even imaginable.

  • C V
    C V 2 months ago +84

    I love how Max's trademark gag has become eating stuff

    • Umey
      Umey 2 months ago

      He’s been a walking garbage disposal for a decade

    • ConfusedKev
      ConfusedKev 2 months ago +3

      >flashbacks to his old videos

    • Kat57471
      Kat57471 2 months ago +3

      And breaking shit

  • Robin K
    Robin K 2 months ago

    You guys are rocking these looks!

  • Brite Barkley
    Brite Barkley Month ago +1

    The editing keeps getting better every vid

  • JulliaStark
    JulliaStark 2 months ago +291

    amazing that they still trust max to hold glass objects

  • CWig
    CWig 2 months ago +4

    the angle with Chad's walk at 22:26 goes absolutely hard

  • vinny
    vinny 2 months ago

    "ill get canceled if i try fighting you"
    bro is living on the edge 🤣

  • The Giga of All Chads
    The Giga of All Chads 2 months ago +1

    Usually I’m fine with the smashing but not the martini glass😢

  • Jackson Campbell
    Jackson Campbell 2 months ago

    I no longer enjoy watching max and chad destroy actual quality glass items

  • Randpuff
    Randpuff 2 months ago

    Everything went the way it did because they used a spin down instead of a d20

  • Jesus DeSanto
    Jesus DeSanto 2 months ago +21

    I like how Chad is 75% literate, yet wildly successful

  • r8chel reincarnated
    r8chel reincarnated 2 months ago

    I won’t lie i would love to see xqc drink some brewskies with the boys it surely would be sight to see

  • Cam Melling
    Cam Melling 2 months ago

    This is like what Ashens used to do on Wish!

  • irrelevanced
    irrelevanced 2 months ago

    I really wanted to see chad in the trench coat and glasses and say “red pill or blue pill”

  • Katbuki19
    Katbuki19 2 months ago +2

    At the end Max giving off Bam Margera vibes from the CKY era 😂😂😂

  • EN
    EN 2 months ago

    "i've eaten breakfast im quite full"
    *eats chunk of styrofoam*

  • Chokyo
    Chokyo Month ago +1

    these videos give me energy to live

  • ChiliBeer
    ChiliBeer 2 months ago +1544

    I love that they keep blaming the AI when they were the ones who selected the products

    • lordorettyflackojoebean
      lordorettyflackojoebean 2 months ago +2

      @Ma Sk w idubbbz.

    • Ma Sk
      Ma Sk 2 months ago +10

      i love that max is looking like he´s gonna visit columbine high school

    • Ethan Charman
      Ethan Charman 2 months ago +22

      Scott was probably like "what the fuck are they talking about"

  • thekidwithcloudenvy
    thekidwithcloudenvy 2 months ago

    Loved this whole video and the slightly new format they used. Fuckin funyyYYY DOODDD

  • Carmen Smith
    Carmen Smith 2 months ago +1

    Something about Chad saying "see you in...seven." got me

  • Hefword
    Hefword 2 months ago +1

    That montage at the end is what we are here for

  • rinskape
    rinskape 2 months ago +5

    You know it's American when they have XXXXXL options 2:16

  • ColinFilm
    ColinFilm 2 months ago +1295

    Max's boxcutter joke was perfect. Chad not getting it was even better! 😂

    • Peace Pills
      Peace Pills 2 months ago +9

      im kinda embarrassed i didnt get it until chad explained it lol

  • Luke Royle
    Luke Royle 2 months ago +22

    I love how much chad and max are normalising not remembering anything you did a few weeks ago

    • Jada_Weikle
      Jada_Weikle 2 months ago +4

      they said they did it 10 months ago

  • AimLikeCupid
    AimLikeCupid 2 months ago +1

    They unknowingly bought jay and silent bob Costumes 🤣

  • halomerc5423
    halomerc5423 2 months ago

    I always wanna put money into the patreon for the juicy content....but then I see that the money would go to yall destroying things without seeing it and the anti waste mentality I was ingrained with makes me sad

  • Christian
    Christian 2 months ago +1

    Scott: Can you guys listen to me for one second
    "shut-up, shut the fuck up"

  • Amazing Quigley
    Amazing Quigley 2 months ago

    still the only channelthat can make me laugh

  • m i n d
    m i n d 2 months ago

    Chad being illiterate is very in character of him

  • Gotti Amati
    Gotti Amati 2 months ago

    By the fact that chad still hands over glass objects to max makes me realize that he´s not that bright

  • C B
    C B 2 months ago

    Love the skulton call back.
    Also the amount of cringe Trump/MURICA items on Wish is hilarious.

  • KiemPlant
    KiemPlant 2 months ago +672

    The fact that they went outside with them makes this video even better. More of this please.

    • chadwuzhere1
      chadwuzhere1 2 months ago

      @Watchman 5996

    • Joar
      Joar 2 months ago +3

      Yeah that segment was great! Love to see stuff like that.

    • Watchman 5996
      Watchman 5996 2 months ago +11

      that was one of my favorite moments on their channel, i needed that laugh

  • Slick Lix
    Slick Lix 2 months ago +1

    “Chad that is an icicle” lmao

  • Animosity
    Animosity 2 months ago

    if I didn't know these 2 and you even told me they have made $5000 combined in their lifetime i honestly wouldn't believe you

  • Sadboi Rook
    Sadboi Rook Month ago

    Max looks like he's told a couple mates not to come to school tomorrow! 😭

  • Macho Fantastico
    Macho Fantastico 2 months ago

    I love how they end up looking like Matrix cosplayers.

  • Massive Loser
    Massive Loser 2 months ago +964


    • 行屍走肉
      行屍走肉 2 months ago

      No I hate them

    • Dongle
      Dongle 2 months ago

      @Jeremy DeCaro Jermuh get your bible verses out of here

    • M W
      M W 2 months ago

      Chad can hit me up anytime anywhere

    • The DMD 77
      The DMD 77 2 months ago

      Nah just u

    • Silent Antagonist
      Silent Antagonist 2 months ago

      @Jeremy DeCaro I believe in Jesus, he's that hot twink that lives next door! He wants to be an author, and as his bf, I believe in him with all my heart

  • xxxsnacks
    xxxsnacks 2 months ago

    Chads giving people fleshies 😂😂😂

  • Not Applicable
    Not Applicable 2 months ago

    the editing really is amazing, great video guys

  • sono
    sono 2 months ago +1

    Horse oil is literally made my microwaving horse meat and gathering the melted fat.

  • haztj1
    haztj1 2 months ago +2

    those fits gave me flashbacks to collage days as a goth kid

  • Vixi MO
    Vixi MO 2 months ago +849

    Max and Chad looking like they'll tell their favourite friend not to come to school tomorrow by the end of the video.

    • Dakota Doctor
      Dakota Doctor 2 months ago +6

      Which turns out to be each other, so neither show up the next day 😂

    • Nein Ja
      Nein Ja 2 months ago

      @Lachlan K. the mafia does wear trench coats so ur not wrong lol they'd run a drunken mafia that barely collects debts and goes bankrupt overnight

    • Xisuki
      Xisuki 2 months ago +1

      I was waiting for this lmao

    • Lachlan K.
      Lachlan K. 2 months ago +24

      trenchcoat mafia

  • Picklejoe100
    Picklejoe100 Month ago

    I guess they answered the age old question of "How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?" from Grandma's Boy.

  • 0ffnight
    0ffnight 2 months ago +1

    That outro is some top tier content

  • Stefan Ilinoiu
    Stefan Ilinoiu 2 months ago

    Max looks like , he’s gonna tell his friend not to come to school tomorrow

  • Zach Buxton
    Zach Buxton 2 months ago +3

    YOOO. No joke, Max and Chad should make a ColdOnes Vlog where they go out to the bars and goof around irl

  • Jimmy Staggs
    Jimmy Staggs 2 months ago

    The boxers greatest enemy joke was fucking top tier

  • AKA J
    AKA J 2 months ago +1

    Parked bench comment got me good 😂

  • meemie weemie
    meemie weemie 2 months ago +1

    max's outfit was starting to look a little quiet kid-like

  • Madi Zombi
    Madi Zombi 2 months ago

    All I could think of when I saw the Chinese Trucker shirt was "This would be perfect for Wang Chi"

  • Samuel.J.Barker
    Samuel.J.Barker 2 months ago +27

    Theyre so lucky they have scott...
    Max went full chaos and just bought loads of trucker shirts instead, but scott salvaged it by making them a game

  • Uszat89
    Uszat89 2 months ago

    I'm pretty sure that the way Max said "leather belt" was a reference to trolling Wow players on vent

  • Something is shady about this

    Ngl.. Max gave me some schoolshooter vibes in the black boots and trench 😂💀

  • Chilled324
    Chilled324 2 months ago

    21:20 maxs boxing fit goes undeniably hard
    Shoulda kept the boxing gloves on

  • Katey
    Katey 2 months ago +1

    Wish they would buy something cool lol

  • Hollow Naruto
    Hollow Naruto 2 months ago +25

    I want to know who made the table they use for their videos. The amount of abuse that table has gone through and it's still in one piece is impressive 😂

  • DerBBCmalaka
    DerBBCmalaka 2 months ago

    I want the truckfugger shirt 💀

  • Shnissugah
    Shnissugah 2 months ago

    when chad switched glasses with max, he looked like one of those albinos from the matrix

  • atsuki
    atsuki 2 months ago +1

    At some point, chad will be unable to stop max from consuming poisons.

  • Ben Little
    Ben Little Month ago +1

    It’s kinda funny that max accidentally wears a nazi coat out to public

  • pch
    pch 2 months ago

    21:10 Max looking like he would tell you not to come to school tomorrow.

  • jammose
    jammose Month ago

    Max be lookin like he will replace Keanu in the next Matrix movie

  • Lethal Gaming
    Lethal Gaming 2 months ago +1

    Aye Max when are you considering to continue your Pokémon/ other unboxing stuff content?

  • Triggered Snowflake
    Triggered Snowflake 2 months ago +11

    Top tier episode! The jokes were perfect, and the fits were so scuffed they came together fresh at the end.

  • solen keks
    solen keks 2 months ago +38

    We need more Cold Ones content outside the studio!