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Something's Burning - Robert Kelly and Mike Calta Love A Good Tampa Cuban (Sandwich)
- Published on Jan 23, 2023 veröffentlicht
- Today, on Something' Burning, I'm joined by my #4 and #12 best friends, Bobby Kelly and Mike Calta, for some Cuban sandwiches and locker room talk.
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- Ripe plantains
- Vegetable oil
1. Slice plantains at an angle into 1/2 inch pieces
2. Sprinkle plantains with salt
3. Heat vegetable oil on medium low; cook plantains for 7 minutes each side
4. Drain plantains on a paper towel before serving
- Sour cream
- Lime juice
- Chili powder
- Salt and pepper
1. Dice Avocados; place all ingredients in food processor and process on high until smooth
- Minced garlic
- Lemon Juice
- Salt and pepper
- Hot sauce
- Minced garlic
- Lime juice
- Cajun seasoning
- Swiss cheese
- Dill pickles
- Pulled pork
1. Spread mustard and mayo on both sides of bread. Add cheese to both sides
2. Add ham, pork, salami, and pickles to one side, then close sandwich
3. Heat skillet and season with butter
4. Toast sandwich on both sides, pressing down with another pan
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Comments • 662
Bert licking his fingers while making a sandwich for other people was too much 😂
Not only that, he's barefoot.
49:07 nononononononooooo 😶😶
@Lore Fate 7x7x yz
@Randy Ross hahaha you must have goosebumps watching it, especially after all the courses and certifications you went through on proper food handling and what not. Bert is definitely not passing servsafe😂
The original series had an episode with bill burr and tom that had way more health concerns 😂 makes this one look fda approved😂
Im so happy that Bert gets to hang out with his best friend and his best friend's best friend.
@Salacious B. Crumb you mean Burnt Chrysler?
Can he go one single episode without talking about the Fear Campaign? Live your life, bro!
Watching Bobby's face while Bert cooks is a show in itself
So annoyed, it's like a dad watching his kid cook and really trying not to tell him how to do it.
Every episode is loaded with little looks and tells from the guests as they watch Bart dropping shit, licking his fingers. I love that moment when they realize he's going to actually cook and make them eat the food.
Mike couldn’t take his eyes off Bert’s hands the entire show
Bert is literally how we expected Chunk from the Goonies to grow up and be famous!
I'll allow it
SO ACCURATE 😅😅😅😅
@Capital G Seeing his appearance now is quite a strong contrast to Bert, too 😆
It's crazy that Bert's hygienic practices around food bother me significantly less than his condiment distribution.
He licked his fingers as he was putting the toppings wtf 😅
I go pretty heavy with mustard and that was SO much lmao. I'd maybe do half that
Bobby looks amazing so glad he's going to live longer
Bert laughing and pointing the knife at his guests haunts my dreams
As a Tampa native, this is awesome seeing Calta on the show, listen to this guy every morning!
Bobby is a gem! One of the most under appreciated comics by fans.
Bobby is so greatly under rated!!! Bobby is to comedy what prince is to music, they become what they do. Bobby is funny all the time, he is comedy
A true comic's comic
Bobby is the most closeted man in the universe and it comes out when he grabs a plantain. Lmaooooo
Bobby kills me. Just the quick always on defence but absolutely hilarious.
I am absolutely thrilled that this show is back, Bert you sir have thee best cooking show I have ever watched, all of your guests are top shelf, and the way you interact with them is so entertaining!!! I was literally laughing so hard at you 3 in this episode I was crying, hilarious!!! please never stop doing this show!!!
Bart “BAMMING!” hot oil was probably the best thing ive seen so far, as a Chef of 20 years…
Rivaled only to Dan and Big Jay asking how Apple Fritters could be “Burned and Raw” and the same time.
Also, production stepping in and removing a pan of hot oil was a good move👌
14:48 Calta saying ‘“I got butthole eyes” bc he’s always tired killed me. Just slipped that in so quietly I had to go back and make sure that’s what he said 💀
Bert is the ONLY person I can listen to eat and talk on a pod. I'm a bit baffled but I think its cause he makes the same amount of mouth noises when he is not eating 💜 Peace and love 💜🙋♀️
Bert and Robert are 2 amazing comics and may they continue to inspire through laughter and joy for as long as possible!!! 😊
Berts an “amazing comic”? Uhhh. Amazing personality maybe.
I've been loving Bobby's tour of podcast with the West Coast bunch, I was a huge O&A fan till it just became drama and cruel. I always felt for Bobby when he was on there because the teasing was funny and then it just got sad. So to see Bobby with guys like Bert, Santino and Tom makes me happy the sweet boy is getting some love from everyone.
''Are you wiping your hands with butter? that's the fattest thing I've ever seen anyone do''
I love Bobby Kelly lmao
These two together with Bert is amazing. It's not guests coming over, it's literally his friends!
"Why do I have to confirm your misery?" "Cus you're my friend" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
12th best friend
Cowheads face as he watches Bert lick his fingers while putting the cheese on the bread 😂 😂
Didn’t think I would like this one as much as the others but turned out to be one of the best. You can tell they are all such good friends. Now I gotta get the pay wall action.
Came here to watch Kelly judge Bert every step of the way 🤣
8 1 3 in the house!!! Love ya, Bert! I always loved the drunken call in to Calta from the random airports you were at. Bobby basically lives here which is great for comedy. La Segunda has the best Cubans. Helps when you invented the 🍞
moreno bakery in brandon is really good too
THANK YOU! La Segunda is the best by far
these men are not only blessed for their careers and success, but for their friendships
truly blessed men
I love that moment in each episode when Bert describes the dish and his mouth waters so bad it interrupts his speech pattern.
BRENTS SMACKING IS ALMOST INTOLERABLE THIS EPISODE OMGGGGGG
As a Tampa native I'm proud Bert put this out gasparilla week like a real og
HAHAHAHA. THIS IS CRAZY, I made it onto something’s burning!!! Thank you so much. I hope I get you to sign my book a third time #alaskaguy
Bobby Kelly’s ep’s with Rick on TYSO are great! So glad to see him here too!
Episode was amazing , love seeing all 3
Bert licking his fingers, then cutting the sandwich, then handing knives out the wrong way. No napkins. Bert is classic!
Bob is the only individual that makes Bart seem like an adult
I would love to hangout with Bart for an afternoon and drink. What a blast!
OMG I love seeing Bobby on the back of his heels with his friends calling him out
You just love to know that a small amount of Bert's saliva is on every single piece of the sandwiches.
"You were sucking his finger?!" Is probably Bert's best improv on the internet. My man.
best one I’ve seen yet this and the Delia and Bobby one are tied 😂😂😂
Bart smacking his lips and chewing with his mouth open, will haunt my dreams.
I had to mute it for a bit
7:28 . My favourite parts with bert is when hes signalling for booze. he did a similar gesture in the Sabastian epiesode in the backyard.
sabastian is talkn and he looks to his producer while pointing at his glass and clicks twice with his tongue implying refill
Calta! God I love his radio show. YOu can tell this isnt his typical forum and hes nervous which is weird to see. But thoroughly enjoyed it :) Thanks Bert!
The faces Bobby is making when he's busting ass is killing me.
Bobby kelly is hilarious. Non stop laughs
Truly best friends arguing like they married 😂😂😂😂
So many people insult Bert's cooking and drink making ability but once they try it they are usually sold. I believe in you Bert.
when i see a new episode drop. just smiles. love you brat.
Bert- “I think I put too many in here” also Bert, throws all of the rest of them in for the second batch
24:28 lmao, I've had the same thing happen to me with eyeglasses. I got my prescription checked once while hungover and it was wildly different from my normal prescription. I didn't even bother buying new glasses with the new prescription because I knew they wouldn't be good.
When Bobby said, " your gonna want to kiss me, when you put that in your mouth" I was rolling
I love Bobby! I hope he stays on his path but I’m so happy we’re same kind of fat guy 😂
Bobby Kelly is ALWAYS a great guest on any pod he goes on 👏🏻 Love ya buds
Bert gets a couple of drinks in him, tells a story and sounds like he sucked in a bunch of helium and turns bright red! 🤣🤣🤣
When Bert says I work out but don't want to look skinny and Mike replied, "Mission Accomplished". 😂
Good job Bert! Glad it was really good!
Love to see Bobby making the rounds on all of the podcasts. Seems like the weight-loss has been for the best.
@curbmuncher Stop lol
I liked him better when he could have been an island
Also I think Bobby is the comic Bert always refers to when he has stories of comics being mean to him hahah just watch how he reacts every time Bobby jabs him
Bert's hint of mustard is a full bottle
Spanish is going to be so sad because he wasn't there, Galvin is going to go on about how funny he would have been lol.
I love watching these coz the cooking is always sooooo awful it makes me feel better about myself.
The way he cut the bread EVERYtime😂
And it’s the wrong kind of knife lol
Bert and Cowhead are 2 of my favorite home town guys. I live in the Los Angeles area, but lived in Tampa for a lot of years.
Brent is the human Pooh Bear… honey-loving, heavily pregnant man child 😂
"You were sucking his finger?" Great line!
Lol Burnt licking his fingers while making the sandwich. 😂
I know bert can't read comments. But hopefully his handler sees this.
Something's burning needs its own Clip-Share channel. Keeping this in the same channel as bertcast is screwing up your algorithm. This was released 5 days ago and I'm just seeing it now.
Same with 2 bears. Give them their own channels
"Are you wiping your hands with butter?"
I could watch the 3 of you watch paint dry. Please do more stuff together!
1:09:52 had me dying
I wish these three had a podcast together
Such a good show 👏👏
I feel like Bert would actually make a great mojito if given the chance
I have watched this 3 times already and still laughing 😂 best episode so far
Bert got all jealous that Robert Kelly is turning back into sexy Bobby and is trying to turn him like a cholesterol vampire with all this food.
Shoutout to West Tampa Sandwich Shop, they are the ones who put honey on their cubans, they are incredible.
49:17 when Brock kicks his fingers and proceeds to continue making the Cuban!! LMAO. Mike Calta def noticed. 😂
Bert has never cooked and NOT loved everything he cooks 😂
@YgKemosabi he drenched a piece of salmon in Mayo and baked it. Was the first time I've gagged watching this
@YgKemosabi yeah but I think Bert was still saying it wasn't that bad lol.
@killing floor there was one, think it was with ari.... it was like way to much mayonaise on some kinda fish thing, maybe, but yea fat people love food lol
You're not lying either Ive never seen him say something on this show tasted bad. At least that I recall.🤣
This might be one of the best episodes
M&g Cuban Cafe on Ulmerton Rd. has the best Cubans in my opinion. And Bert you know us Tampa folks don't put honey on our Cubans.. But I'd try anything once 😂
I'm sure this has been said and I just didn't see it or I don't remember, but Bert is the real life Homer Simpson. 😆
I need more of the "old gay couple" Calta and Kelly
These guys should do a remake of Leaving Las Vegas, but with food!
I don't know TOO much about Bobby Kelly but the way he pushed that can of water away when Bert mentioned a drink was alarming lol
i've been excited to get off work to watch this episode!
Hey Bert, I know you're reading this. Amazing episode buddy! And the shoulders look great!
Love Bert but I ain’t eating anything he’s touching! Unless I’m drunk.😂😂😂
Bert just loves to have fun and it’s contagious
This is my favorite Clip-Share series but Bert what do we have to do to get you not to chew mic’d up?
21:36 "You can't BAM hot oil, dude!" LMAO, Goddamnit Bobby is the best!
This looks absolutely delicious
“Are you wiping your hands with butter? That’s the fattest thing I’ve ever seen anybody do.” Bobby Kelly to Bert Kreischer
Bobby is looking great! Looking really healthy.
There’s a good 5 minute period of Bert jabbing his newly sucked fingers into various meats and cheeses where Calta looks like he’s going to vomit
best ad reads ever - bert is SO toasty LOL
I think Bert is going for a "top cow chews the loudest" thing.
As a fellow Florida native growing up in the 813/727 the BEST Cuban sandwich in Florida comes from M&G CAFE2 on Ulmerton in Largo. In February go see Papi and get a Cuban sandwich and some perfect mufongo
Great episode. Bobby lookin good and Mike reminds me of Bam Margera a bit in the face.. pretty interesting.
We all know that Robert Kelly is too good! I've heard of Mike Calta as I'm a big fan of Brent, but I haven't been been exposed to him before. His sense of humor is very understated and clever as hell!
I watched Ari Shaffer's special twice in a row. It was so good I just started it over as soon as it ended. I might watch it again right after this. AND I love that he owns🎶🎵
Love ya Bert I've never had honey on a cuban sandwich but I'll try it. Love for 813 /Nye Park ❤️
West Tampa Sandwich shop...has the "Obama"
Love watching the ultra real friends hang. And ...the lack of a real Cuban loaf was pitiful.
Tasered in the taint for Cheap Trick tickets is insanely aggressive lol