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Something's Burning - Robert Kelly and Mike Calta Love A Good Tampa Cuban (Sandwich)

  • Published on Jan 23, 2023 veröffentlicht
  • Today, on Something' Burning, I'm joined by my #4 and #12 best friends, Bobby Kelly and Mike Calta, for some Cuban sandwiches and locker room talk.
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    - Ripe plantains
    - Vegetable oil
    - Salt
    1. Slice plantains at an angle into 1/2 inch pieces
    2. Sprinkle plantains with salt
    3. Heat vegetable oil on medium low; cook plantains for 7 minutes each side
    4. Drain plantains on a paper towel before serving
    - Avocado
    - Sour cream
    - Garlic
    - Lime juice
    - Cilantro
    - Chili powder
    - Salt and pepper
    1. Dice Avocados; place all ingredients in food processor and process on high until smooth
    - Mayonnaise
    - Minced garlic
    - Lemon Juice
    - Salt and pepper
    - Mayonnaise
    - Hot sauce
    - Minced garlic
    - Lime juice
    - Cajun seasoning
    - Bread
    - Mustard
    - Mayo
    - Swiss cheese
    - Dill pickles
    - Ham
    - Pulled pork
    - Salami
    - Butter
    1. Spread mustard and mayo on both sides of bread. Add cheese to both sides
    2. Add ham, pork, salami, and pickles to one side, then close sandwich
    3. Heat skillet and season with butter
    4. Toast sandwich on both sides, pressing down with another pan
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Comments • 662

  • Randy Ross
    Randy Ross 2 months ago +131

    Bert licking his fingers while making a sandwich for other people was too much 😂

    • heshwuan
      heshwuan Month ago +2

      Not only that, he's barefoot.

    • Liquid Exodus
      Liquid Exodus Month ago

      49:07 nononononononooooo 😶😶

    • Aaron Torres
      Aaron Torres Month ago

      @Lore Fate 7x7x yz

    • Dr. Gonzo
      Dr. Gonzo Month ago +1

      @Randy Ross hahaha you must have goosebumps watching it, especially after all the courses and certifications you went through on proper food handling and what not. Bert is definitely not passing servsafe😂

    • Dr. Gonzo
      Dr. Gonzo Month ago +1

      The original series had an episode with bill burr and tom that had way more health concerns 😂 makes this one look fda approved😂

  • Chase Lepard
    Chase Lepard 2 months ago +179

    Im so happy that Bert gets to hang out with his best friend and his best friend's best friend.

    • Dnice
      Dnice Month ago

      @Salacious B. Crumb you mean Burnt Chrysler?

    • Salacious B. Crumb
      Salacious B. Crumb 2 months ago

      Who's Bert?

    • Agenda In Mind
      Agenda In Mind 2 months ago

      Can he go one single episode without talking about the Fear Campaign? Live your life, bro!

  • Cyxz
    Cyxz 2 months ago +35

    Watching Bobby's face while Bert cooks is a show in itself

    • Jordan Mercier
      Jordan Mercier 20 days ago

      So annoyed, it's like a dad watching his kid cook and really trying not to tell him how to do it.

  • Scott
    Scott 2 months ago +39

    Every episode is loaded with little looks and tells from the guests as they watch Bart dropping shit, licking his fingers. I love that moment when they realize he's going to actually cook and make them eat the food.

    • Corbin
      Corbin Month ago

      Mike couldn’t take his eyes off Bert’s hands the entire show

    • NoThankYou
      NoThankYou 2 months ago


  • Matt Ducello
    Matt Ducello 2 months ago +123

    Bert is literally how we expected Chunk from the Goonies to grow up and be famous!

  • Spencer Dunn
    Spencer Dunn 2 months ago +38

    It's crazy that Bert's hygienic practices around food bother me significantly less than his condiment distribution.

    • Jonathan D
      Jonathan D 2 months ago

      He licked his fingers as he was putting the toppings wtf 😅

    • travis henderson
      travis henderson 2 months ago +2

      I go pretty heavy with mustard and that was SO much lmao. I'd maybe do half that

  • Charley Hansen
    Charley Hansen Month ago +8

    Bobby looks amazing so glad he's going to live longer

  • Ryan Kennedy
    Ryan Kennedy 2 months ago +23

    Bert laughing and pointing the knife at his guests haunts my dreams

  • Mike Bird
    Mike Bird Month ago +1

    As a Tampa native, this is awesome seeing Calta on the show, listen to this guy every morning!

  • Man From Oregon !!!
    Man From Oregon !!! 2 months ago +48

    Bobby is a gem! One of the most under appreciated comics by fans.

    • Weegee Ortiz
      Weegee Ortiz Month ago

      Bobby is so greatly under rated!!! Bobby is to comedy what prince is to music, they become what they do. Bobby is funny all the time, he is comedy

    • Kenton Bradford
      Kenton Bradford Month ago +1

      A true comic's comic

    • cavemanvi
      cavemanvi Month ago

      Bobby is the most closeted man in the universe and it comes out when he grabs a plantain. Lmaooooo

  • Danica Olson
    Danica Olson Month ago +4

    Bobby kills me. Just the quick always on defence but absolutely hilarious.

  • Weegee Ortiz
    Weegee Ortiz Month ago +1

    I am absolutely thrilled that this show is back, Bert you sir have thee best cooking show I have ever watched, all of your guests are top shelf, and the way you interact with them is so entertaining!!! I was literally laughing so hard at you 3 in this episode I was crying, hilarious!!! please never stop doing this show!!!

  • Kyle Fitzgerald
    Kyle Fitzgerald 2 months ago +4

    Bart “BAMMING!” hot oil was probably the best thing ive seen so far, as a Chef of 20 years…
    Rivaled only to Dan and Big Jay asking how Apple Fritters could be “Burned and Raw” and the same time.
    Also, production stepping in and removing a pan of hot oil was a good move👌

  • Brooke B
    Brooke B Month ago +1

    14:48 Calta saying ‘“I got butthole eyes” bc he’s always tired killed me. Just slipped that in so quietly I had to go back and make sure that’s what he said 💀

  • LunaLuvsYa
    LunaLuvsYa 2 months ago +3

    Bert is the ONLY person I can listen to eat and talk on a pod. I'm a bit baffled but I think its cause he makes the same amount of mouth noises when he is not eating 💜 Peace and love 💜🙋‍♀️

  • D-MiX Music
    D-MiX Music 2 months ago +18

    Bert and Robert are 2 amazing comics and may they continue to inspire through laughter and joy for as long as possible!!! 😊

    • Rustknuckle Irongut
      Rustknuckle Irongut 2 months ago

      Brilliantly underhanded

    • Joe F
      Joe F 2 months ago

      Berts an “amazing comic”? Uhhh. Amazing personality maybe.

  • Andi Marlow
    Andi Marlow 2 months ago +4

    I've been loving Bobby's tour of podcast with the West Coast bunch, I was a huge O&A fan till it just became drama and cruel. I always felt for Bobby when he was on there because the teasing was funny and then it just got sad. So to see Bobby with guys like Bert, Santino and Tom makes me happy the sweet boy is getting some love from everyone.

  • Cwb InTn
    Cwb InTn Month ago +1

    ''Are you wiping your hands with butter? that's the fattest thing I've ever seen anyone do''
    I love Bobby Kelly lmao

  • Clive Owen
    Clive Owen 2 months ago +4

    These two together with Bert is amazing. It's not guests coming over, it's literally his friends!

  • Benjamin Oviedo
    Benjamin Oviedo 2 months ago +42

    "Why do I have to confirm your misery?" "Cus you're my friend" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Paul Fernandez
    Paul Fernandez 2 months ago +22

    Cowheads face as he watches Bert lick his fingers while putting the cheese on the bread 😂 😂

  • Cradshark_ Breaks
    Cradshark_ Breaks 2 months ago +2

    Didn’t think I would like this one as much as the others but turned out to be one of the best. You can tell they are all such good friends. Now I gotta get the pay wall action.

  • Vladimir Greene
    Vladimir Greene 2 months ago +26

    Came here to watch Kelly judge Bert every step of the way 🤣

  • Cagney
    Cagney 2 months ago +9

    8 1 3 in the house!!! Love ya, Bert! I always loved the drunken call in to Calta from the random airports you were at. Bobby basically lives here which is great for comedy. La Segunda has the best Cubans. Helps when you invented the 🍞

    • Dylan Ramirez
      Dylan Ramirez Month ago +1

      moreno bakery in brandon is really good too

    • Hunter Chewning
      Hunter Chewning 2 months ago +2

      THANK YOU! La Segunda is the best by far

  • David Patriot
    David Patriot 2 months ago +5

    these men are not only blessed for their careers and success, but for their friendships
    truly blessed men

  • ArtKevo
    ArtKevo 15 days ago

    I love that moment in each episode when Bert describes the dish and his mouth waters so bad it interrupts his speech pattern.

  • austin mcniel
    austin mcniel 2 months ago +6


  • robert matthewson
    robert matthewson Month ago +3

    As a Tampa native I'm proud Bert put this out gasparilla week like a real og

  • Jesse Apostolos
    Jesse Apostolos Month ago

    HAHAHAHA. THIS IS CRAZY, I made it onto something’s burning!!! Thank you so much. I hope I get you to sign my book a third time #alaskaguy

  • mkwilson38
    mkwilson38 Month ago +1

    Bobby Kelly’s ep’s with Rick on TYSO are great! So glad to see him here too!

  • Brian Cavigliano
    Brian Cavigliano Month ago

    Episode was amazing , love seeing all 3

  • Kian Vakili
    Kian Vakili 2 months ago +1

    Bert licking his fingers, then cutting the sandwich, then handing knives out the wrong way. No napkins. Bert is classic!

  • Not a Jedi
    Not a Jedi Month ago +1

    Bob is the only individual that makes Bart seem like an adult

  • Michael Sweet
    Michael Sweet 2 months ago +2

    I would love to hangout with Bart for an afternoon and drink. What a blast!

  • Stephen
    Stephen 2 months ago +2

    OMG I love seeing Bobby on the back of his heels with his friends calling him out

  • Cough It Up
    Cough It Up 6 days ago

    You just love to know that a small amount of Bert's saliva is on every single piece of the sandwiches.

  • HeyRooster
    HeyRooster Month ago +1

    "You were sucking his finger?!" Is probably Bert's best improv on the internet. My man.

  • ImRisqi X
    ImRisqi X 2 months ago +2

    best one I’ve seen yet this and the Delia and Bobby one are tied 😂😂😂

  • Salacious B. Crumb
    Salacious B. Crumb 2 months ago +4

    Bart smacking his lips and chewing with his mouth open, will haunt my dreams.

  • Phil Risser
    Phil Risser Month ago

    7:28 . My favourite parts with bert is when hes signalling for booze. he did a similar gesture in the Sabastian epiesode in the backyard.
    sabastian is talkn and he looks to his producer while pointing at his glass and clicks twice with his tongue implying refill

  • James Martinez
    James Martinez Month ago

    Calta! God I love his radio show. YOu can tell this isnt his typical forum and hes nervous which is weird to see. But thoroughly enjoyed it :) Thanks Bert!

  • Macale Wesp
    Macale Wesp 2 months ago +1

    The faces Bobby is making when he's busting ass is killing me.

  • Matias Klondike bar

    Bobby kelly is hilarious. Non stop laughs

  • Tom Peacock
    Tom Peacock Month ago +1

    Truly best friends arguing like they married 😂😂😂😂

  • Juice !
    Juice ! 2 months ago +2

    So many people insult Bert's cooking and drink making ability but once they try it they are usually sold. I believe in you Bert.

  • Operaton Creation
    Operaton Creation 2 months ago +4

    when i see a new episode drop. just smiles. love you brat.

  • Josh Barker
    Josh Barker 2 months ago +1

    Bert- “I think I put too many in here” also Bert, throws all of the rest of them in for the second batch

  • Jay Leno
    Jay Leno 2 months ago +2

    24:28 lmao, I've had the same thing happen to me with eyeglasses. I got my prescription checked once while hungover and it was wildly different from my normal prescription. I didn't even bother buying new glasses with the new prescription because I knew they wouldn't be good.

  • eric griebel
    eric griebel 2 months ago +1

    When Bobby said, " your gonna want to kiss me, when you put that in your mouth" I was rolling

  • Andrew Moley
    Andrew Moley Month ago +1

    I love Bobby! I hope he stays on his path but I’m so happy we’re same kind of fat guy 😂

  • PearlDrumsHead
    PearlDrumsHead 2 months ago +25

    Bobby Kelly is ALWAYS a great guest on any pod he goes on 👏🏻 Love ya buds

  • Mad Mike
    Mad Mike 2 months ago

    Bert gets a couple of drinks in him, tells a story and sounds like he sucked in a bunch of helium and turns bright red! 🤣🤣🤣

  • Jay Jason
    Jay Jason Month ago

    When Bert says I work out but don't want to look skinny and Mike replied, "Mission Accomplished". 😂

  • Dashizz Gaming
    Dashizz Gaming 2 months ago

    Good job Bert! Glad it was really good!

  • Spencer
    Spencer 2 months ago +3

    Love to see Bobby making the rounds on all of the podcasts. Seems like the weight-loss has been for the best.

    • Spencer
      Spencer Month ago

      @curbmuncher Stop lol

    • Tom z
      Tom z 2 months ago

      I liked him better when he could have been an island

  • OG da Gawd
    OG da Gawd 2 months ago +2

    Also I think Bobby is the comic Bert always refers to when he has stories of comics being mean to him hahah just watch how he reacts every time Bobby jabs him

  • Charley Hansen
    Charley Hansen Month ago +1

    Bert's hint of mustard is a full bottle

  • Probably_tryna_ sleep
    Probably_tryna_ sleep 2 months ago +7

    Spanish is going to be so sad because he wasn't there, Galvin is going to go on about how funny he would have been lol.

  • Cale Scrimgeour
    Cale Scrimgeour Month ago

    I love watching these coz the cooking is always sooooo awful it makes me feel better about myself.

  • Coco Foxie
    Coco Foxie 2 months ago +1

    The way he cut the bread EVERYtime😂
    And it’s the wrong kind of knife lol

  • andyhoms2001
    andyhoms2001 Month ago

    Bert and Cowhead are 2 of my favorite home town guys. I live in the Los Angeles area, but lived in Tampa for a lot of years.

  • Hannah Rae Does
    Hannah Rae Does 2 months ago +2

    Brent is the human Pooh Bear… honey-loving, heavily pregnant man child 😂

  • Andrew White
    Andrew White 2 months ago +5

    "You were sucking his finger?" Great line!

  • Bobby H
    Bobby H 20 days ago

    Lol Burnt licking his fingers while making the sandwich. 😂

  • joe schmo
    joe schmo Month ago +2

    I know bert can't read comments. But hopefully his handler sees this.
    Something's burning needs its own Clip-Share channel. Keeping this in the same channel as bertcast is screwing up your algorithm. This was released 5 days ago and I'm just seeing it now.
    Same with 2 bears. Give them their own channels

  • Alan Cleveland
    Alan Cleveland 2 months ago +4

    "Are you wiping your hands with butter?"
    Bobby win.

  • April Siddell
    April Siddell 2 months ago +3

    I could watch the 3 of you watch paint dry. Please do more stuff together!

  • Reid
    Reid Month ago +1

    1:09:52 had me dying

  • Backyard Garagehouse
    Backyard Garagehouse 2 months ago +4

    I wish these three had a podcast together

  • aNgRY cRUiZer2O3
    aNgRY cRUiZer2O3 Month ago

    Such a good show 👏👏

  • Keren W
    Keren W Month ago

    I feel like Bert would actually make a great mojito if given the chance

  • Katie Perez
    Katie Perez 2 months ago

    I have watched this 3 times already and still laughing 😂 best episode so far

  • whskytngo
    whskytngo 2 months ago +2

    Bert got all jealous that Robert Kelly is turning back into sexy Bobby and is trying to turn him like a cholesterol vampire with all this food.

  • Philip Lack
    Philip Lack 2 months ago +1

    Shoutout to West Tampa Sandwich Shop, they are the ones who put honey on their cubans, they are incredible.

  • Johnny Ballgame
    Johnny Ballgame 2 months ago

    49:17 when Brock kicks his fingers and proceeds to continue making the Cuban!! LMAO. Mike Calta def noticed. 😂

  • Michael Danks
    Michael Danks 2 months ago +13

    Bert has never cooked and NOT loved everything he cooks 😂

    • travis henderson
      travis henderson 2 months ago

      @YgKemosabi he drenched a piece of salmon in Mayo and baked it. Was the first time I've gagged watching this

    • killing floor
      killing floor 2 months ago

      @YgKemosabi yeah but I think Bert was still saying it wasn't that bad lol.

    • YgKemosabi
      YgKemosabi 2 months ago +3

      @killing floor there was one, think it was with ari.... it was like way to much mayonaise on some kinda fish thing, maybe, but yea fat people love food lol

    • killing floor
      killing floor 2 months ago

      You're not lying either Ive never seen him say something on this show tasted bad. At least that I recall.🤣

  • robert hickman
    robert hickman 2 months ago +1

    This might be one of the best episodes

  • Michelle Foster
    Michelle Foster 2 months ago +5

    M&g Cuban Cafe on Ulmerton Rd. has the best Cubans in my opinion. And Bert you know us Tampa folks don't put honey on our Cubans.. But I'd try anything once 😂

  • CrackleCrackleBAYBAY
    CrackleCrackleBAYBAY 2 months ago

    I'm sure this has been said and I just didn't see it or I don't remember, but Bert is the real life Homer Simpson. 😆

  • Tyler Hargrove
    Tyler Hargrove 2 months ago +4

    I need more of the "old gay couple" Calta and Kelly

  • Andrew Smith
    Andrew Smith 2 months ago

    These guys should do a remake of Leaving Las Vegas, but with food!

  • travis henderson
    travis henderson 2 months ago

    I don't know TOO much about Bobby Kelly but the way he pushed that can of water away when Bert mentioned a drink was alarming lol

  • David Mosher
    David Mosher 2 months ago

    i've been excited to get off work to watch this episode!

  • Theo Pella
    Theo Pella 2 months ago

    Hey Bert, I know you're reading this. Amazing episode buddy! And the shoulders look great!

  • Paul Sotac DeCambra
    Paul Sotac DeCambra 2 months ago

    Love Bert but I ain’t eating anything he’s touching! Unless I’m drunk.😂😂😂

  • D-MiX Music
    D-MiX Music 2 months ago +2

    Bert just loves to have fun and it’s contagious

  • jacob bowling
    jacob bowling 2 months ago

    This is my favorite Clip-Share series but Bert what do we have to do to get you not to chew mic’d up?

  • HeathEverett
    HeathEverett 2 months ago +1

    21:36 "You can't BAM hot oil, dude!" LMAO, Goddamnit Bobby is the best!

  • Cliporis
    Cliporis 2 months ago

    This looks absolutely delicious

  • Ryan Carter
    Ryan Carter Month ago

    “Are you wiping your hands with butter? That’s the fattest thing I’ve ever seen anybody do.” Bobby Kelly to Bert Kreischer

  • RamU 1016
    RamU 1016 2 months ago +1

    Bobby is looking great! Looking really healthy.

  • JIm Bean
    JIm Bean Month ago

    There’s a good 5 minute period of Bert jabbing his newly sucked fingers into various meats and cheeses where Calta looks like he’s going to vomit

  • Schuyler Dunn-Flanagan
    Schuyler Dunn-Flanagan 2 months ago +1

    best ad reads ever - bert is SO toasty LOL

  • LARPerator
    LARPerator Month ago

    I think Bert is going for a "top cow chews the loudest" thing.

  • Red Rooster
    Red Rooster 2 months ago +1

    As a fellow Florida native growing up in the 813/727 the BEST Cuban sandwich in Florida comes from M&G CAFE2 on Ulmerton in Largo. In February go see Papi and get a Cuban sandwich and some perfect mufongo

  • ChilledAgro
    ChilledAgro 2 months ago

    Great episode. Bobby lookin good and Mike reminds me of Bam Margera a bit in the face.. pretty interesting.

  • Taylor Bond
    Taylor Bond 2 months ago +6

    We all know that Robert Kelly is too good! I've heard of Mike Calta as I'm a big fan of Brent, but I haven't been been exposed to him before. His sense of humor is very understated and clever as hell!

  • LunaLuvsYa
    LunaLuvsYa 2 months ago

    I watched Ari Shaffer's special twice in a row. It was so good I just started it over as soon as it ended. I might watch it again right after this. AND I love that he owns🎶🎵

  • Rays N' Hell 89
    Rays N' Hell 89 2 months ago +1

    Love ya Bert I've never had honey on a cuban sandwich but I'll try it. Love for 813 /Nye Park ❤️

    • Jeremy Fielding
      Jeremy Fielding 2 months ago +1

      West Tampa Sandwich shop...has the "Obama"
      Love watching the ultra real friends hang. And ...the lack of a real Cuban loaf was pitiful.

  • killing floor
    killing floor 2 months ago +2

    Tasered in the taint for Cheap Trick tickets is insanely aggressive lol