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I can’t explain it, it’s just the way he says certain things I’m instantly drawn in. A class storyteller.
@scoobyKeeped?? More funnier? How about funnier, or funniest?
He's engaging his speech and clarity his mannerism and pacing
CAN OF CORN CAN OF CORN lol
It's a Jersey, new york thing.
Joey's dropped a couple 1,000mg stars of death on his old podcast with Lee, so if he says they're lying, HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT!!
@Emil Tuverot 28 grams in 1 ounce. Living in the US these r regular conversions when buying weed lol
The stars of death are also 250mg. Like 1 star is 250mg. I think he said it was the purple ones that were the strongest. But apparently these bars are stronger which is why he's saying they're more than 250mg
@BGSknkLrd no they're not, some people have a specific enzyme in their liver that doesn't allow the liver to process THC for the 'high' factos
Nah straight up certain strains are more potent Like when testing the LethalDose50 of thc on rats it depended on strain and gender 800mg/kg(really potent strains) up to 1900mg/kg(not so potent) so they could’ve just extracted from a more potent strain it could also deal with if you’re extracting from 6star bubble hash (90-120 micron particles of marijuana [fully mature trichomes are104]). Or some trim that doesn’t have matured trichomes So it’s possible even if it hits much harder it’s not lying about the amount
It’s all jus weed y’all act like it ain’t all the same shit
"dawg you gotta see pictures of me"That shit KILLED me. What a great story teller.
You didnt laugh at that
Facts bro shit sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@INiko Jesus love us so much that you don't have to look for convertees on fucking youtube
Jesus loves you so much he died for you he wants to be your friend accept him before it's too late the rapture is soon God bless you and your family ❤ ❤
Jesus loves you so much he died for you accept him before his return ❤,
He's that uncle that always has stories that makes the room go quiet when he speaks
Thats Not easy
God I can’t believe I’ll probably live to see the day this man goes, Joey is truly a gem, I hope only the best for him and his loved ones, one of the funniest people I’ll ever know 🙏
every 3-4 words this dude spits out either has me smiling or laughing. absolute king.
@Brother DJ Keep living your life according to, and praying to an imaginary dude if it makes your life meaningful, but I for one love to live freely and i want to do things my oen way. Not according to a book from long ago
@Róbert Juščák everyone can live in peace and harmony if people just be cool
@Róbert Juščák ask yourself why the idea of God pissses you off. Do you not like being told what to do? You don’t like authority ? Idk man , people only get mad at somthting if it reflects something about themselves . So why is it that God offends you so much
@Róbert Juščák I do respect them , cause I’m a nice person and I’m kind to others 👍 , if I meet a flat earther I’m gonna be kind, it’s who I am .
@Trip Tfout earth could be flat too u know 🤡 respect their opinion
My uncle is Joey’s agent, he sounds like this literally all the time-it’s never even close to a lie when he tells stories like this-and that’s what makes him one of my favorite comedians of all time
That's crazy, my uncle is his agent too!
I love this guy..I remember I got a 500 MG bar and gave a quarter of it away..thank god..I didn't even make the kid pay me after that. I thanked him for keeping me from eating all of it
this is the best advertising you could get, let joey tell a story about your product
I love to listen to Italians talk. When I was a kid, our neighborhood was turning black, my neighbor Ms. fanny refused to move and made friends with my aunt. Years later I found out they were more than friends. Short story, to a long one. She spoke just like joey, and I fell in love with the language. Think about it a black kid cussing out his teacher in Italian....my aunt did not talk to Ms. Fanny for a week. But Ms. Fanny loved cooking for me, and my aunt(no clue at the time) and whenever she cooked her Ravioli, all was well between them. I can hear Ms. Fanny's voice in Joey's voice. It's really cool. I copied this. To remember Ms Fanny's voice.
@Cheyenne Crystal I'll refer you to this mate ordered from em they got Dmt LSD chocolate Bar, mushroom and other psych product as well.
Shut up and take my money. I'll have 5 🤣🤣
I love how Joey says his whole name when he calls him out , DONT YOU START THIS SHIT WITH ME JOE ROGAN 😂
Joey: “it’s a thing called moon okeh?“Joe:Also Joey: “ it’s a chawclate bawr “Thanks for the likes lmll stay blessed ladies nd gents
🤣🙏💞 thx bro u2!
@MostDopeDanks I was thinking the same thing when I heard it 😂
@Dante Ponte You know naff all about me so stop with your assumptions. It's simple..you're brainwashed & I'm not ! Coming at me all 'high n mighty' (pun intended) thinking you know everything ! I gave an opinion which is a fact also. I will not entertain this bs any longer...'Christ knows' there's no getting through to the indoctrinated mind. Sour gits the lot of you. Let's hope you don't need medical help anytime soon. A prayer should suffice for you..you won't need the doctors ! I made a reasonable statement. But the responses I've had from you believers makes me appreciate my rational thinking even more. Toodle pip !
@J Jyeh freedom of speech nobody asked for loll everything was fine nd dandy till u came along wit a bitter comment like u wanna be a internet thug do tht crap elsewhere or better yet pick a fight outside or sumthing maybe you’ll come back with a better self esteem
@Dante Ponte Are you replying to me ? If so address my name. Who tf are you to stop my freedom of speech ? And 'he' is a she you ignorant fool.
He ain’t lying I bought a pack of some and ate half a bar cause it said 250 and I have high tolerance and that shit hit 🔥🤣
@The Cartload Show I get them on weed maps here In Cali
@Reina Macaren-a nah they just good thc edibles from dispensaries they smack
Never heard of it. What's in it, caffeine❓️
@The Cartload Show Read my messages Above all over again
@Wong Louis what store
LOL I love the way uncle Joey tells stories! And it's weird with edibles there have been times where I had bought a 500 mg cereal bar and it didn't do shit and other times where I would buy like a 200 mg candy bar or something and it would have me fifty shades of fucked up lol and it's all from dispensaries I live in Montana and it's recreational here although that doesn't necessarily mean the edibles are regulated
Joey Diaz has such a compelling tone and voice that I would literally follow him to the end of the world 😂
This guy really lived his life to the fullest. 💯 %
That “But they’re lying to you” always gets me 😂😂
They need him to narrate a good gangster movie in the future.
I wanna invite this guy to a party like he's everybody's favourite uncle
He's so fucking charismatic and cool! Everyone should have a friend like Joey in life! You will forever laugh and have them good laughs that hurt with tears 😭 he reminds me so much of my Dad it's amazing! In highschool, my friends and my boyfriend and his friends were ALWAYS at my house just blowing and cracking up with my dad, he's the coolest realest person I've ever had in my life 🤣🤣🤣💀🤩
Every time i watch this man i laugh in the first 2-5 seconds for no much reason
Joey Diaz is genuinely one of the funniest and most gifted story tellers on the planet....I can and have listened to him all day.... the pirate booty story is one of my favorites.... I've also seen him eat multiple stars of death, and if he says they're lying, I believe him.... and I really really want to eat a moon bar...10 fuckin dollars dawg 🤣🤣😍😍 love this dude
I wish I could tell stories as good as Joey.
Joey's the type of guy who has a story to explain the details in his story 💀
The "dawg you gotta see pictures of me" explained it all
Literally the best part
@Uh SÍ that chocolate covered marshmallow sounds familiar, is it "JUNK" by Leif Goods? If so we ate the same thing and i passed tf out when i only had 3, pieces, man i'm weak
@Uh SÍ wow you built different huh. kinda pathetic tbh--or, sorry maybe it was your first time consuming any kind of cannabis. boomers like Joe & Joey talk abt bud like whites in the 90s--like it's lsd mixed with acid lmao. it doesn't take you outta your mind unless you're bipolar or schizo, in which case it can legit trigger an episodeanyway
I love 💕 Joey….he makes my soul smile 😊
He always comes off like that one cool uncle that talks shit and tells you war stories all day, never a dull moment 😆 🤣
Gotta love Joey Diaz,,he's gangsta all da way!😂
Joey is a dude you could sit on the porch with an chill all day - ahahaha he is a true human , accepts all people an is down for a good time !
“I don’t mind being lied to.” Joeys one of the funniest dudes out there.
I hope I can meet Joey before I die, he's like a cursing teddy bear lol.
That's the perfect description!
I'll always love this guy because he stood up against Doc Ock for Spider Man on the train
Honesty is everything. You got to love him
They’re still lying 😂😂 I live in California where moon bars are sold in many dispensaries. Back when they were 250mg it was one of the strongest edible highs I’ve ever had. There’s a 100mg limit now in California but the moon bars are still around and I can tell you they are definitely MUCH MORE than 100mg regardless of what the package says 😂
Joey is a global treasure
@MIKE VZHARI lol he is more relevant & revered than your whole lineage combined, bro.Chill Stop hatin'.Stay safe.
@MIKE VZHARIhe's a better man than you
HELL NO HE AIN'T
Joey is a waste of an episode of jre
A global fatty that's gonna die of any one of the dozens of obesity related health issues lmao 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is great I seen him in so many films and he's a great actor I love listening to him speak He's very funny
the most political comment i've seen under a joey diaz video 💀
The more I hear these guys the more I realize my friends and I are STONERS!!! 😂😂😂😂 I can eat 500 and be rocked but still work the next day no problem lol
This guy is the type of guy the sit on a stool by a shop front, shelling peas and everyone young and old comes and sit in front of him and listens to his stories
If that chocolate was strong enough to take uncle Joey out then yea they definitely forgot to add an extra 0 lmao
@coldest ML fireflies? That's some strong ass chocolate 😭
Didn't know chocolate can make you high til I was seeing fireflies and realizing the day after
2 extra zeros*
"250, but they lie to you. Which I like. I like being lied to" 😂
Joey also lying when he says 10 dollars. Good luck finding any edible in a store that’s 250mg for ten bucks
@Mel n Liz factually incorrect. Save your misogyny for your mom, who had the audacity to shit you out
Thanks for quoting what we all literally just watched.
@casedgod Yep, nearly 5,000 likes now. Don't think up ur owm comments, just pick a line from another comment and "quote" it. Glad you liked it cause he is a phuking boss.
you quoted that shit perfectly bro! 😂
When I watch Joe Rogan shorts, I notice the guests not having much input or any meaningful to say.But everytime when it Joey Diaz he always takes the spotlight, I've always loved every single on of his podcasts he took part in, he is funny asf
"Which i like, i like being lied too"😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I took a whole one like 4 years ago and he’s completely right, couldn’t believe how gone I was
why do I love this guy so much 😂he is so damn funny
Joey Diaz is gold 🪙 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love ❤️ listening to him tell stories.
Joey reminds me so much of my dad 😂
Joey is the greatest story teller to live.
No disrespect, but Joey is the definition of "trust me bro I know what im taliking about"I'll never forget that video where he said that banana as a fruit and banana blended have different calories 💀
This is another “say hellooo yo my little friend “ -scare face kinda story telling. I’ve watched this over and over 😅 damn hilarious..
This man has a certain quality which I can not explain but it makes me smile every time I see him.
He's got kind of a "Norman Rockwell face" . Rockwell; the illustrator for the Saturday Evening Post magazine.
It's called charisma.
He knows the meaning of life
He seems like a no-bullsh*t kinda guy.
I love this guy. I want the whole show.
He’s naturally hilarious
Joey is funny as hell! Just imagining him high at jits is hilarious!
That’s how I felt after eating the TKO Kushypunch jellies back before they changed the formula lol. It said 1000 mg but that shit had me floored worst than any thing I’d done of similar strength
Ate a 250 MG brownie and felt like I was going insane it was my first time getting high. I thought I was the highest person on earth and was begging God I'd never eat an edible again if he let me come down lmaoo. Had to call out of work the next day and finding my bosses number took me 40 minutes
I smoke on top of doing edibles 😂
Joey sounds like me. I also love it when people lie to me about how strong edibles are. If its not strong enough to make me see and have a full blown conversation with God then i dont want it
Lol love Joey such a great storyteller
Joey Diaz is the man the myth the legend
I felt the “I like being lied to” lmaooo
I could listen to his stories ALL day
Their laughing but he's made people cry and run away with his edibles.😂🤣
OMG I wish I could have heard the whole story and I want a moon bar.
They're on Instagram or Telegram
You can simply purchase em online my order came thur? With psych ⬇️⬇️
Old man's hilarious 😂
I'm surprised Joey can do Jiu Jitsu without passing out.
Ya know that something's funny when Joe Rogan's laugh literally comes out as "HaHa HaHaHa" 🤣🤣
I feel like edibles from 2012-2016 were just on another level. I remember eating just 1/4th of a bar senior year of hs on my bday and I was a zombie the whole day at school. Thank god I had short day lol
@Vance Whitworth lol
Thank you for your explaination. So it's all the caffeine. I remember several times of drinking 4 or 5 cups of coffee in a short period of time. And it left me absolutely climbing the walls and absolutely unable to sit steal for one moment over a period of about 4 hours. LOL
@Zen Zen Diego_elonzo
@Zen Zen I'll refer you to this mate ordered from em they got Dmt LSD chocolate Bar, mushroom and other psych product as well.
Wish I knew these guys personally they seem like they can expand your thinking by just sitting down for a few hours and smoking.
Joey: I ate the whole bar.Joe: and then what happened?Joey: Dog you gotta see pictures of me.Joe: Jamie pulled up the pictures.
Moon bars are no joke I didn’t even eat the whole thing and my thoughts became different colors and my skull was opened up I had no container on my thoughts the thoughts were connected to the universe 😂😂😂😂
☝🏾 my sentiments exactly
Where do you get them?
I would love to hang out with him
Been there Joey, I literally turned into Stephen Hawking one night. Had to communicate with my dog with eye blinking. I still struggle to walk a straight line.
His straight face 😂😂
"250 but they're lyin' to ya" 😅😅😅
it 250 a serving i bet??? and its prolly 4 servings lol
Lol probably 250mg is the serving size probably 6 servings per bar
@AatonA I'll refer you to this mate ordered from em they got Dmt LSD chocolate Bar, mushroom and other psych product as well.
He’s just so smooth with telling a story
Only tried this brand once before prop 64 passed and once after. The moon balls. Pre prop 64 said 200 mg per package but felt like 600. Post prop 64 its only 100 mg and barely gave me a buzz but damn they still taste great
When he said "I like being lied to" She felt that 🤭😅😂
This only tells me how dedicated to jiujitsu joey is 😂
He tried it twice...I love this guy
I love how all the names for the flavors have something to do with flying or taking off 💀
100%. I ate half a bar and fell asleep while laughing. Lol
He is so funny 😂
Joey: "And, let me tell you. Even eating chocolate bars and full breakfasts, I'd never gained weight. One day, my wife gives me these banana smoothies. Now? I'm gained weight."
Hi Gained Weight. I’m Patrick.
I could listen to this man talk all day
the way he talks makes everything sound like it was a threat 😂😂
Brenden quietly whispering “20 years” when Joey asked a rhetorical question “how long you know me”💀 #thatmakessense
Love Joey he's a natural
"But they're lying to you" (with the head shake) sent it
Joey HAS to be the most interesting guy ever.. I defy anybody to tell me someone who has more amazing stories...
Joey had a real 250 mg edible for the first time 😂
man you guys are so good at quoting videos, here’s a gold star!⭐️
I’ve done 250 before and I’ve eaten 500. 500 was pretty manageable for me. I was absolutely cheesed off my gourd but I wasn’t completely gone, though I was close. If someone tells you it says 250 and that they’re lying, then they’re definitely lying about 250. 250 just had me feeling lightly stoned, so I also felt like the packaging was lying about saying 500 because your average blunt has 50
Uncle Joey is a national treasure.
I swear I love this guy!
This man is so f*cking hilarious without even trying.
Dude this guy has a great voice be cook get him as the voice in your GPS or as the narrator in a book
Uncle Joey knows his shit.😂
I fucking love Joey Diaz!!'Dog, you gotta see pictures of me'🤷🏻♂️😂🤣
I remember those too, when it became legal in CA I loved those bars, brings back memories, sucks tho it’s not a thing anymore due to dogshit regulations.
I ate a 100mg cookie before an airplane flight and saw some wild stuff when I closed my eyes. Kinda felt bad for the person next to me.
Man I remember I went to Great America once, my bro gave me 2 bags with 2 edible cookies each totaling to like 700-800mg. First time I had ever eaten edibles so I ate both of them and we took off. I legit blacked out for 4-5 hours, they said I didn’t get on a single ride all I did was sit on different benches and ledges and stare at my hands. I only remember one thing, which is when I stumbled into a little restaurant thing and asked my bro to get me a water, but he said they were only getting alcohol and I was like legit heartbroken 😂
This guy is a legend.