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A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr

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  • Published on Nov 22, 2022 veröffentlicht
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  • spridle
    spridle 2 months ago +37

    I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.

  • Jojo Hehe
    Jojo Hehe Month ago +4

    I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.

  • Annakonda
    Annakonda Month ago +13

    He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.

  • Ted's Custom Crafted Pens

    I'd be honored to be insulted by The Great #JimmyCarr

  • Everyone has an opinion

    This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living.
    *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.

  • LeviApplePie
    LeviApplePie Month ago +2

    Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!

  • Susanne McAllister
    Susanne McAllister Month ago +205

    I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂

    • Jerry Bradick
      Jerry Bradick 4 days ago

      Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else.
      Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political

    • TheTruthYouCantFight
      TheTruthYouCantFight Month ago +1

      I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.

    • michaelmisanthrope
      michaelmisanthrope Month ago +1

      Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.

    • CanuckTony
      CanuckTony Month ago +1

      I know right?

  • swguygardner
    swguygardner Month ago +3

    Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D

  • Gearjammer
    Gearjammer Month ago

    Thanks so much for posting! made my day

  • AdzzieMac Edits
    AdzzieMac Edits Month ago +3

    Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd.
    Bill Burr at 4th..

  • All The Things
    All The Things Month ago

    @jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.

  • Jordan C Murray
    Jordan C Murray Month ago

    Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging

  • ERIN BUZZETTI
    ERIN BUZZETTI Month ago

    I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!

  • Macapaka Zero
    Macapaka Zero Month ago

    You don’t have any best jokes, unless you class you face 😂

  • Stephen Ross
    Stephen Ross Month ago

    Jimmy Carr......the only person ever to have a hair transplant that made him look older.

  • t_rex87
    t_rex87 2 months ago +1

    damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job

  • Joe King
    Joe King Month ago +2

    Stephen Hawking's version of
    "go fly a kite"

  • Greg Thompson
    Greg Thompson 2 months ago +144

    Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.

    • Arc Angle
      Arc Angle Month ago

      @DC xD

    • DC
      DC 2 months ago +2

      unless your vicky🤣

    • Shannon Jacobs
      Shannon Jacobs 2 months ago

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from Clip-Share?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

  • channel name
    channel name 2 months ago

    16:30 xD loved it

  • Joel B
    Joel B Month ago

    I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!

  • John Panter
    John Panter Month ago

    Jimmy's changed....literally

  • S B
    S B 2 months ago

    Hint... Don't ever say anything at a Jimmy Carr concert

  • Truth Seeker
    Truth Seeker Month ago +2

    A: Knock, Knock
    Jimmy Carr: Who's there?
    A: The Taxman
    Jimmy Carr: 😴😴😴

  • simon colton
    simon colton Month ago +2

    Keep taking the booster jabs Jimmy.

  • Bill Fairfield
    Bill Fairfield Month ago

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • KyouraMayura
    KyouraMayura Month ago

    You're handsome jimmy 👍

  • Steve Smith
    Steve Smith Month ago +1

    He is funny though I don't know why they haven't cancelled him, he must have insurance.

    • JL11
      JL11 Month ago

      Many have tried

  • zzrhardy
    zzrhardy Month ago +5

    Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉

  • Scarlet Begonias
    Scarlet Begonias Month ago

    I love it

  • bigfella1998
    bigfella1998 Month ago

    Wait, these are your BEST jokes? Oh, dear.

  • Lhug Hametsu
    Lhug Hametsu 2 months ago

    Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.

  • Wu Michael
    Wu Michael 2 months ago +4

    Ok…. It’s been an hour, when does the comedy start?

    • John Preston
      John Preston Month ago

      I have 60 boxes of "my most edible mouldy food". I doubt that you would eat any of it, but it fits the description :-)

  • Jason Rahm
    Jason Rahm 2 months ago +178

    Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man

  • FurryFaceMe
    FurryFaceMe Month ago

    i'll buy you chips ! , i'll think about it , lol

  • bob bong X
    bob bong X Month ago

    Since its only an hour, shouldnt it have been titled......"some of my best jokes"...? That said, when are you an Ricky Gervais gonna make a baby together, so the world could have its first SUPER COMEDIAN. You gotta give the people what they want😂😂😂😂just imagine the pillowtalk you guys would have😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣

  • OminousImpression
    OminousImpression Month ago

    Madness!
    :D

  • franko barressi
    franko barressi 2 months ago +57

    Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.

  • PK2023 Lighting Designs

    @ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣

  • Joe King
    Joe King Month ago

    Instead of "may contain nuts" id rather
    "Contains nuts. May contain milk"

  • Masterpiece
    Masterpiece Month ago

    4:07 a woman is asleep!!!
    Come on Jimmy 🤷🏾

  • OfficialCoachDanny
    OfficialCoachDanny 2 months ago +18

    This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍

  • Tim Fronimos
    Tim Fronimos 2 months ago +15

    Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.

  • hugh wallace
    hugh wallace Month ago

    His best joke is his new face and hair

  • the special projects workshop

    Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁

  • Paul from Devon
    Paul from Devon Month ago

    He has 'best jokes'?
    Jeezus

  • Chris Jovi
    Chris Jovi 17 days ago +1

    He's hilarious 😂

  • Rinzo
    Rinzo 2 months ago

    What do you do for a living jimmy?

  • Lady Melmo
    Lady Melmo 2 months ago +24

    It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...

  • Paul Kielty
    Paul Kielty 2 months ago +41

    Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.

  • Michael Cooney
    Michael Cooney Month ago +1

    Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎

  • MyarmsRgone
    MyarmsRgone 2 months ago +109

    "My mum died of cancer"
    "...but it was funnier than this"
    That was gold

    • MyarmsRgone
      MyarmsRgone Month ago +4

      @the mr pants man blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though

    • the mr pants man
      the mr pants man Month ago +1

      we watched the video

    • charlidog2
      charlidog2 2 months ago +4

      The best heckle ever.

  • Carl Jansen
    Carl Jansen 2 months ago +100

    This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻

    • Alexander Eden
      Alexander Eden Month ago +1

      @MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎

    • MrGrifft
      MrGrifft Month ago

      ​@Jon Don I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny.
      Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance.
      Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet.
      And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.

    • Jon Don
      Jon Don Month ago +1

      @MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you

    • MrGrifft
      MrGrifft 2 months ago +15

      I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.

    • Shannon Jacobs
      Shannon Jacobs 2 months ago

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from Clip-Share?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

  • Erik Heilmann
    Erik Heilmann 2 months ago +35

    After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂

  • Jock McQue
    Jock McQue 2 months ago +28

    My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do

  • Samuel Edwards
    Samuel Edwards 2 months ago +21

    Absolutely brilliant as always.
    Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!

    • Tom Emery
      Tom Emery Month ago

      @THEJR1948 that's not what he meant by "touring down under"

    • THEJR1948
      THEJR1948 Month ago

      Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.

  • HWPcville
    HWPcville 2 months ago +18

    The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.

  • golden pony
    golden pony Month ago +1

    everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...

  • Matt Mason
    Matt Mason 2 months ago +10

    Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣

  • Myron Madey
    Myron Madey 18 days ago

    Brilliant!
    The accent makes it funnier!!
    Saw Jimmy on Tik Tok.He was funny.Now I'm a fan!

  • Alex Kiss
    Alex Kiss Month ago

    Is that Jimmy's son at the end of the video?

  • bflmpsvz
    bflmpsvz 2 months ago +16

    It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)

  • ERIN BUZZETTI
    ERIN BUZZETTI Month ago +2

    This is hilarious!

  • Salvie4Foe
    Salvie4Foe 2 months ago

    Jimmy a legend all day every day

  • J G
    J G 2 months ago +203

    Why is this man my comfort comedian

    • CreaIrl
      CreaIrl Month ago

      @Su Jol I've been doing this for the past year...after years of insomnia, it still seems crazy that I found, by accident, such a simple answer! 😁

    • Su Jol
      Su Jol 2 months ago +4

      if I can’t sleep, I put Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle on and they soothe me in minutes

    • Travis Ash
      Travis Ash 2 months ago

      @J G Your gay Dad ?

    • J G
      J G 2 months ago +3

      @Daniel H my gay what?

    • J G
      J G 2 months ago +1

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻ I've listened to the audiobook :)

  • HOMEnHUNGRY
    HOMEnHUNGRY 2 months ago +6

    You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....

  • TransdermalCelebrate

    I had to walk out, my stomach was hurting, I’d of never made it home, if it wasn’t for lamp posts 😁❤️

  • Dan Carson
    Dan Carson 4 days ago

    Love this guy!

  • Geoff Clements
    Geoff Clements Month ago

    Way to go Jimmy! Take all the old stuff that's already on YT and put it in a new package, get some more clicks for cash! The joke's on us!

  • Dire Wolfen
    Dire Wolfen 2 months ago +11

    Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya

  • Unknown Shadow
    Unknown Shadow 2 months ago +6

    Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.

  • Tuti Fornari
    Tuti Fornari Month ago

    hard to laugh, huh?

  • tk9780
    tk9780 2 months ago +2

    So basically, this film is 59 minutes and 59 seconds of total silence. Nice.

  • DarkStormHero
    DarkStormHero 2 months ago +2

    A whole hour huh Jimmy? some of this musta been stretched out haha. Just kidding haha you`re a legend.

  • Shane R
    Shane R Month ago +3

    He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall

  • Palash Bhaumik
    Palash Bhaumik 2 months ago +6

    The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD

  • Zahra Mahamed
    Zahra Mahamed 2 months ago +122

    Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.

    • Uncensored
      Uncensored Month ago

      @Mr. Jazzbo (DKelsey) major yikes

    • JoKa DuKe
      JoKa DuKe Month ago

      I thought he was Roger Federer’s brother 🤔 😉

    • Mr. Jazzbo (DKelsey)
      Mr. Jazzbo (DKelsey) Month ago

      @Uncensored He's bright-eyed and bushy-tailed 🐰 🧛‍♂️

    • Uncensored
      Uncensored Month ago +2

      The Easter bunny... that's the best you got?

    • ShadowzZ91
      ShadowzZ91 Month ago

      He is the Prince of Darkness after all.

  • Carrigan Cooper
    Carrigan Cooper 2 months ago +5

    Jimmy is the best man of comedy

  • Anonymouse
    Anonymouse 2 months ago +9

    Well that was excellent Jimmy.

  • DVOYD
    DVOYD 2 months ago +4

    I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.

  • Jojimbo Usagi
    Jojimbo Usagi 2 months ago +33

    "... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭

  • Peter Phillips
    Peter Phillips Month ago

    What I needed today, thank you

  • Johan Vallentine
    Johan Vallentine 2 months ago

    Flaming Lamborghini. It’s a tradition to have on your birthday here in Malaysia and Singapore.

  • George Fraser
    George Fraser 2 months ago +2

    An hour of his best jokes,, somebody's having a laugh.

  • Eileen Ayers
    Eileen Ayers 2 months ago +1

    You are great. Love watching you. If you ever make your way to Simcoe county in Ontario, Canada, we'd love to see you up here. You are so funny lol.

  • Joseph Salmonte
    Joseph Salmonte 2 months ago +5

    06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣

  • R B
    R B 2 months ago +3

    Brilliant delivery from a consummate comic,but he was wrong on the jabs.

  • Luka Babic
    Luka Babic 27 days ago

    What an imbecile (in the most positive way)! I LOVE HIM! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • MAURICE PAGEAU
    MAURICE PAGEAU 2 months ago +1

    Jimmy! Your the Master !

  • C S5
    C S5 Month ago

    he told the invacanated too slap there self's.. jutsayin

  • mic stone
    mic stone 2 months ago

    I actually see the variety bus in my home town
    I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine.
    I really wish that charity well.

  • Robert Lewis
    Robert Lewis 2 months ago

    Impressive android.

  • James Heath
    James Heath 2 months ago +3

    Great comedian Jimmy

  • DominicR 117
    DominicR 117 Month ago

    Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha

  • Robert Fish
    Robert Fish Month ago

    When will he go grey?

  • GriefTourist
    GriefTourist 2 months ago

    He's the fuckin guvnor

  • Jarred Marrow
    Jarred Marrow Month ago

    I drowned once.

  • Ben Hayoun
    Ben Hayoun Month ago

    Can`t wait to have you here in the UAE.

  • Stephen Lindsey
    Stephen Lindsey Month ago

    Thanks jimmy.
    I’ve watched since your beginning of comedy
    And thank God you got better at it.
    But sorry for you.
    I’m funnier
    Hehehe

  • grant houghton
    grant houghton 2 months ago +1

    "Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!

  • troy young
    troy young 2 months ago +1

    love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023