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When Asians Fight for the bill
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- Published on May 24, 2023 veröffentlicht
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They fought over the bill with such enthusiasm, I half expected a referee to pop out and declare a winner 💀
Here before this blows up
That’s what being an Asian child having dinner with your friend watching your parents fight over the bill is like
@Ash Everblaze so thats why football/soccer isn't as popular in East Asian countries, you have your own national sports 😂
@Ash Everblaze would like the next ticket to next performance lol
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For anyone wondering. In Asia, paying for someones bill is considered as goodwill and also its a sign gesture that you are successful. So people will fight for paying the bill, especially rich people.
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Honestly everyone does this not just Asians...lol
Especially who's not so rich
Uh not really to show whos successful, but its more out of courtesy.
"I am your fathe- wait no, farmer." *explodes into laughter offset*
LOL HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES
I-I IM PREGNANT AND YOUR THE FATHER- WAIT NO-
WAIT I LITERALLY SAID I AM YOUR FATHER BY ACCIDENT WHILE TRYING TO SAY FARMER 😂
@Y0uRLoc4lNo0b”No wait. You are my FATHER”
@Commander RexNo wait, youre the father, and IM THE BABY
''I am your farmer'' the best quote of the year
you’re everywhere
Angled. Is. Everywhere. And. I. Appreciate. That.
its so funny
W t f how are you everywhere
I recall countless occasions growing up where my mother, aunts, and grandmother would practically wrestle each other for the honor of paying the bill at a restaurant.
I remember witnessing two men wrestling over the bill once 😭 I was so confused
My experience too. So embarrassing that it was unbearable. I just wanted to dig a hole for myself when they were doing the show.
Looks like I need to make some asian friends 💀
Same
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This happenes alot with my friend group
They only pay if they respect you
“I am your farmer.”
“And I am the man who sells you your seeds.”
"I am the Corn, Kernel"
“i am the one who got the seeds in the first place”
*I am the seeds*
Im god, so...
He is both the CEO and employee at the same time.
At this point steven should just make beijing corn a real company
Now this is a Merch idea
The surprise “bathroom” payment always gets me! 🤣
I like how this implies they spent over half an hour eating corn
It also implies that he had a unopened can of corn in his suit at all times
I don’t know it takes a while to prep it so that to
@Kaison Ngeth doesn't everyone?
At BFC
@Uzraa I mean, it IS Beijing Fried Corn they were eating at after all
"The Man,The Myth,The Legend" I can't 😂
Never let them know your next move to a whole other level
"You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting"
Starting to sound like death note lol
"You may have outbilled me, but I outbilled your outbilling"
@Entification you may out billed my out billing but I out-billed your out billing of your out billing
IF you outsmart me I outsmart you better until we die
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
😂
So humble, he didn’t even say that he invented corn.
My mom took me and my Asian friends (twins) to an A’s game last year and all three of them fought for who would pay for the food and stuff. Funny thing is, we’re Hispanic/Latinx and it was absolutely hilarious to watch them scurry to try and get ahead of each other and pay first 😂😂😂
"I am your farmer" was the funniest thing I've heard today 💀
That was hilarious. 💀
FR FR
No, thats impossible!
Goodness that got a really good laugh out of me too, doesn't happen often
IKR
For anyone wondering, asian people will literally always fight to pay the bill over the other people. This is actually an accurate representation.
Stevens Dad is so enthralled by his speed he didnt even notice that my guy paid through a switch loading dock.
lol I also noticed that
The way they are all just pulling out an uno reverse card on each other-
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The uno reverse credit card
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"I AM YOUR FARMER"
got me on the floor dying of laughter
This is so relatable, my family literally fights for the bill at restaurants
Darth Vader: “I am your father!”
Steven: *”I am your farmer!”*
In the play I’m doing it says”I am your grandfather “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Noooooooooooóooooo.
- Luke Skyfarmer
@Monkey D. ShinchanSKYFARMER I CANT 💀
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
😂😂
YES
I just love him pulling out the can from his jacket everytime
You need an Arabian version of this, trust me this time you’ll get a referee-
I agree, we do fight on bills and it is considered disrespectful if someone says to split it
This so amazing
I would 100% watch a movie of just this man playing all these characters. I mean this unironically.
*how to humble someone in five seconds:* "I am your farmer"
You may know how to humble but I KNOW HOW TO RUMBLE
How?
Yeah it doesn't work like you think it would 🥲 we get made fun of a lot because we farm. There was someone at school who farmed and they literally called him farmer*his name*. Thankfully I only get picked on a bit about horse stuff, I'm glad it wasn't horse jokes and farming jokes
noo thats impossible...my farmer is asain that makes sense.
@Nyphex oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I AM YOUR FARMER" got me bro💀
I love how they battle each other with facts😂
"I am your farmer" got me rolling on the floor 🤣
Bruh 😂
Noooooooooooooooo!
Search your seedlings
"Luke, I am you farmer,"
I'm not even mad that this whole video was just a set up for 'I am your farmer'. It's a very good punchline, 10/10
We Asians fight over the bill. It shows your generosity and wealth. We believe we will be blessed more if we bless others.
I feel like the world would be a nicer place if more of the world followed that philosophy
and thus, business occurs
I loved the moment when Steven went full anime mode and Stevens all over the place.
Truly a splendid unique masterpiece
Truly a dawg moment
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
😂
ok i wont
Please stop with this comment
@tecno- killer eyo you cancer?
As an Arab I can relate 😂
Damn that bush assault was personal 😅
“You may have outsmarted my outsmarting, but I outsmarted your outsmarting of my outsmarting.”
LOL
Real.
Well sir I outsmarted your outsmarting of my outsmarting of your outsmarting.
Jojo reference.
Sounds like death note kira vs nate
It's always fun to go to family outings and see the underhanded tactics of my aunts and uncles trying to pay the bill first.
How can you be so cute and so silly, at the same time. “I am your farmer!”
“I try to be low-key about it.” Has a straight up picture of himself on the can. 😄
But in this universe, everyone looks exactly the same.
Weird... It feels more racist to say that about Steve He's videos than Ryan George's.
@MWSin1 its a universe ?
I thought it was just asia 😂😂
Just a joke
Idk
Most Chinese product have their owner face on the product
At least in my country
@Jason Hein💀💀😂😭
@Zulfarhan Merican change country
"HE OWNS THE RESTAURANT* got me dying 💀
“I try be low-key about it”bros face is literally on the can 😂😂😂
"The man, The myth, the legend" had me crying with laughter so hard🤣
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
😂😂
Ms dhoni
SCOTT STERLING
"I am your fAmEr" he took it personally 😢😂😂😂😂
that remember me Felix and Bangchan from stray kids caught 2 times fighting to pay the bill how cute😂😂😂😂😂
“HE OWNS THE RESTAURANT?!” That was hilarious
Lol
Dhar man moment
"i am your farmer" hits different after empire strikes back
When employee and employer don't know each other lmao
I seen my dad and my grandpa do the exact thing and it went all the way up to the point where my grandpa went to the "bathroom" but really went to use the payphone to call his friend the owner to make sure it was charged to him. Dude did not play.
dang
no waaaaaaaaaaaaay hahahah that's amazing
And did the friend say, no worries buddy, that bill is on me!?
Yup, I just had BBQ party not too long ago, I invited my friends at my childhoods restuarant. I told my friend and his mother to pay through my wire or something so, my money will go through automatically. I paid like, $200 and yes, it was not cheap for me, my income is $93 per week. Deadass hurt my savings but, it was worth it. I love my Korean BBQ, can't wait to go back to my home country and rizz my friends. I tried to rizz a girl but, I got rizzed by the girl. What does that mean?
@Gaki Domo!! Damn get her to rizz u more, keeps the fun going
Now I feel like walking up to random strangers, getting in their personal space and saying "I am your farmer".
"Farmer? Well I own Beijing Tractor Corporation, you use my tractors!"
i swear we asians are cheap in buying things for ourselves, but when its time to pay the bill, yeah there aint no holdin back. And Steven has just perfectly portrayed it in the best way possible
I'm not asian but that's exactly how I operate. My money is free for my friends to use whether they want or not, I hesitate on buying myself necessities.
my parents are asian and this is so true
Yup, same with Indians. I know we are Asians too, but US people call the Chinese, Japanese and Koreans Asians.
Me at the bar getting everyone I have a 5 minute conversation with drinks lmao
@Kugelblitz you sound like an amazing person to be around. Im good at receicing gifts, and youre good at giving them. Match made in heaven. A/S/L ?
"I try to be low-key about it" while his face is on the can! 😂
Lollll I literally fought with my frnd today to see who could pay for the meallllllll
As a Chinese person I can say having the moms argue who will take the bill on chinese new year is the most real thing ever
As a Korean, that has Chinese friend, we always fight for who pays for the bill, we always argue who coooks and clean, we always argue who will setup anime and watch the whole thing before we sleep, we always argue who will drive, we always argue who will draw 2D anime characters lol, we asian loves to do it first and satisfy ourselves, it's funny.
TOO TRU THEY JUST ARGUE WHENEVER THEY HAVE LUNCH OUTSIDE
Imma be honest it's kinda becoming a tradition for my mom and grandma fighting over who gets the bill and my family just me sitting there like 😑
@BlackBird 19 gotta expose the lunch time and arguments over the bill
Ive heard similar things with arab family gatherings except they get violent when people refuse to let them pay.
“I am your farmer” got me spinning
"I am your farmer" 😂😂😂
My gf is Asian and fighting over the bill with her father when we go out for a meal is one of my favourite interactions. It's such a silly, fun time and this really captures the energy of it.
Oh I tell you this happens always. My cousin offered to pay for all the expenses, even travel expenses. But my mom was elder so she handed some surplus cash to him later and he couldn’t refuse. 😂
Did her dad whip out a can of bejing corn and announce he's the CEO?
@chill chilliyes
@Tullai am pretty sure your cousin gave back as a surprise red pocket in their luggage and by the time she finds out, she is back home and it is too late. Mahaha....
What I learned from this short: I need asian friends.
I saw this once at a Chinese restaurant. I thought the two dudes were in an actual fight because they started yelling and rushing to the the cash register. They were legit arguing over who would pay the bill: man, let me enter that level of success
My dude used a switch loading dock as a bill prop lmao
Just noticed that😂
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment
Yess
only just now...
my dude called it a loading dock
"I try to be lowkey about it" while being on the can LMAO
It sounded like he said “I am your father”💀
The bill being a Switch dock is the best prop I’ve seen
I didn't even think about it, that is great 😂🤣
I was just gonna comment that!
was coming here to say this
edit: typo
Payed with a cvs loyalty card
NOOO YOU SAW IT FIRST!!
This is so true about us 😂
I swear ima let you pay that bill. Hun my credit card going straight back into the pocket.
In Japan …. My wife and her friend had a fight over who’s going to pay the 700USD bill. They both wanted to pay 😅… me and the other husband just watched in silence. After my wife lost , I handed the husband 400 USD while the wives was not looking . And we both did the “male” nod of approval. 😂
Genius move on your part well done sir
@TenzikTens Bro be careful giving out the secret code
@TenzikTens bro giving out the secret bro codex
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This is what my Asian parents do they literally blocked each other in the restaurant and racing to the counter 😅
My gf is Japanese and we constantly fight over who is going to pay for dinner😂. I’ll pull out my credit card as fast as I can but by the time its out of my wallet she’s halfway to tapping hers on the screen😂. If i pay she tells me I need to be more careful with my money even though I make more. I love her so much
*’Well, that escalated quickly’* 💀
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
😂😂
@Dont_click_this_profile Ok
@Dont_click_this_profile I keep on seeing u everywhere bro
im asian and this is quite a accurate representation of how our parents fight over the bill
If u have an Asian friend like this then u r a lucky friend
"Oh i try to be low key about it."
Dude is literally on the can!😂
It also fits to the trope of the typical xianxia and... xianhuan?(Dunno the latter name, but it's basically cultivation modern version, can't be bothered to google) MC. Be low-key, but show off always disguised as a peasant or a beggar.
And no one recognizes actors when they’re walking down the street
@Leonardo EneriaSO FUCKING TRUE!
Lmao this comment section reminded me that I actually had this interaction with my friends a few weeks ago XD
There were 4 of us eating lunch together, when me and another pal called dibs on paying for everyone’s meal, so the other two didnt have to pay. The entire rest of the day, they kept offering us money to pay for the meal. It’s honestly hilarious now that I look back lmao.
"I am your farmer"
"I know, Now get back to work before i whoop your black a-"
“I am your farmer” 💀
Nooo it's not true!
@Wade Search your fields, you know it to be true
Don’t_click_this_profile okay, I won't
"I'm your farmer!" *WE NEED TO PUT ON THE T-SHIRT*
Asian people speaking english always make my day 😂😂
I've seen grown men get into almost a fistfight over who gets to pay the bill. And yes, by grown men I mean my dad and some relatives, lol
This, but my mom and her sister
@queencookiedough7232lol what
@queencookiedough7232 I was the waiter
@Random PersonThis, but in Italy
This man needs to make a movie
I think it’s such a nice thing to fight about 😂 if I was being sinical though, is it a status thing for the one who pays the bill?
Took a group of friends out around Christmas. Knew they wouldn’t let me pay. Gave the waiter my card when I got there and he had a WHOLE ROUTINE for exactly this. He brought fake checks with no balances for all of the separate parties, thanked us all for coming, and then walked away as my friends reviewed their checks and tried to call him back. One of my favorite memories.
Epic!!
Damnnn that's a good one
Outstanding service
Damnn that's a good one
Damn that's a good one
OMG THIS IS SO RELATABLE ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY PAY WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM.
It's the anime voice over and the fact one of his characters did glasses things for me. I am crying
"I am your Farmer" I literally love every thing this man does
It's not true
THIS WAS MY FATHER AT A RESTERANT WITH HIS FRIENDS. HE LITERLY RAN AFTER THE WAITER TO PAY IT BUT HE STILL LOST! SO RELATABLE
The other guy should've said:
"I am your farmer"
"I am you FATHER" 💀💀
In Japanese culture you would surrepticiously cross your index fingers to the waiter to secretly signal that you are going to pay when no one else is looking.
I like this! Wish it could reliably be used in the U.S.
It’s not secret if everyone knows it 😂
@Chris L Well the key is to not let anyone but the waiter see you do it.
Are u a light novel reader 😊
Ahahaha That's actually so convenient for billfighting lol
Steven and his dad need to make an actual real life Beijing Corn product, that would be so awesome. Great video, keep up the good work.
"Are we splitting the bill?" Hands out a switch dock.
"I am your farmer" caught me off guard 💀💀💀
this is why it’s always a struggle going out to eat. every time it’s time to pay the check we spend 30 minutes fighting over who is going to pay for the bill…
My mom and aunt do this, I swear they would go to war just to pay-
I love it when they use a switch dock as a card reader
I was hoping someone else noticed that lol
Would’ve been funny if the card went in the switch spot
Is sad when yours is broken 😢
Finally someone realised lol
@Narish and i searched for the comment haha 😂
The bill being a switch charger💀💀
better than most anime
Bruh this is so accurate. When my parents were getting married, they went to Hong Kong to visit my dad’s family (she’s white and he’s Chinese). Every night, they went out to dinner and at the end of the meal, they would watch all the aunties fight over the bill. One night, my grandma literally climbed over the table to snatch the bill from the server’s hand. Honestly, the best part of a Chinese banquet, is watching everyone fight over the bill, or watching everyone’s faces drop when they realize someone already paid the bill.
As a nordic, blond, blue-eyed man, it would bring me immense joy to have the waiter point out that I managed to pay the bill minutes after ordering. I can imagine the shock, confusion, aner and respect in their eyes.
@Scandalous Scar So you pay at a restaurant before the meal, but you pay for your gas after you fill up.
@NotSoMuchFrankly It depends,
So basically, if I hang out with Chinese people I will never have to pay for a meal again. Free food, sign me up!
@Alzhan Void Sansado Didn't think about that...
Midwest family’s be like:
"You're paying me with my own money, Clark." - Robert Pattinson, prolly
these are my parents💀
Has anybody said anything weird about your name? No reason whatsoever
@Rice supremacy🍚 i like where this is going
@Rice supremacy🍚 Candice? 🤔
@BlueJ_ nuts...
@BlueJ_ [short form of Richard] fit in your mou-
I love how all asians use their intelligence in how to be first to pay the bill