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Resident Evil Village - Cosmonaut Quickie

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  • The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
    The Cosmonaut Variety Hour  2 years ago +2164

    Oops it looks like we forgot to include footage at 5:13. Sorry!

    • Z _
      Z _ 2 years ago +34

      Your forgiven!

    • Br 1
      Br 1 2 years ago +42

      @Cody Barlik I agree, you've been cancelled

    • God of TOMATOS
      God of TOMATOS 2 years ago +42

      That’s it #nomorevarietyhourimdone

    • God of TOMATOS
      God of TOMATOS 2 years ago +6

      @Br 1 can’t believe he made us trust him aswell

  • Josh Mitchell
    Josh Mitchell 2 years ago +5852

    2010: Why the hell are girls simping over a fictitious vampire?
    2021: 😳

    • ShinbrigTV
      ShinbrigTV 2 years ago +141

      It looks like the tables have turned!

    • Flame
      Flame 2 years ago +51

      @KingRyan 1995 I’m taking the second option in a heartbeat

    • pd.sr007
      pd.sr007 2 years ago +3


    • aoi
      aoi 2 years ago +112

      i really need to apologize to all the twilight simps...

  • Moist Manatee
    Moist Manatee 2 years ago +1539

    Marcus: "This section of the game actually had me scared"
    Also Marcus calmly being chased by a giant evil fetus: "See ya later kiddo."

    • ll ll ll ll
      ll ll ll ll 2 years ago +6

      hes not very good at editing

    • Super Sceptile
      Super Sceptile 2 years ago +157

      He was more scared of the build up and atmosphere than the actual monster. It was funny watching him play because he was like tense as hell then the fetus showed up and all of a sudden he was totally fine lol.

    • S.T.A.R.S. Member.
      S.T.A.R.S. Member. 2 years ago +4

      I never knew Dababy was from Alabama.

    • ll ll ll ll
      ll ll ll ll 2 years ago +1

      @Super Sceptile ik but hes still not very good at editing

    • Geraldo Del rivero
      Geraldo Del rivero 2 years ago +20

      I was playing the game at midnight so the fetus part scared me so much that I turned the game off. So weird seeing him so relaxed lmao.

  • Retro
    Retro 2 years ago +2695

    “Resident Evil doesn’t have the best plots” yeah but like Resident Evil 5 is the tale of Chris Redfield wanting to punch everything so it’s basically a masterpiece

    • Classic Thermite
      Classic Thermite 2 years ago +43

      Pünch röck!

    • zeb
      zeb 2 years ago +59

      I'm not really familliar with the RE franchise but.... Doesn't Leon save the president's daughter in RE4?
      These plots are awesome lol

    • Arthur Argollo
      Arthur Argollo 2 years ago +149

      @zeb Re4 is about Leon saving the president's daughter from spanish illuminatis whoose leaders are generic hooded dude and a 10 year old dressed as Napoleon. And it has spiky aliens and Matrix laser scenes. In other words, you totally should play it

    • McSireson
      McSireson 2 years ago +31

      @zeb Preach! The campy ass plots are a huge part of what makes Resident Evil great

    • LuceoftheWest
      LuceoftheWest 2 years ago +5

      Look at this guy, his pfp is lightish red

  • Jon Ballou
    Jon Ballou 2 years ago +608

    The Duke referencing the RE4 merchant and Heisenberg calling Chris "that boulder punching asshole" honestly made the game for me

  • Young_Cheeseburger
    Young_Cheeseburger 2 years ago +1466

    Ethan is more of a Silent Hill protagonist than a Resident Evil protagonist to me

    • The Irish Potato
      The Irish Potato 2 years ago +31


    • travistotle
      travistotle 2 years ago +311

      I think he was more of a fit in RE7 where it was more of a focused horror experience, having a scared "what the hell is going on?!" guy served the atmosphere for that game. Now that they went back to more of an action-horror experience, having a "what the hell is going on?!" guy doesn't fit as well.

    • Count Of Monte Cristo
      Count Of Monte Cristo 2 years ago +28

      Holy shit you said it perfectly

    • Scott Roxford
      Scott Roxford 2 years ago +23

      Surprised they didn't just make him James Sunderland, he's close enough with his outfit.

    • Young_Cheeseburger
      Young_Cheeseburger 2 years ago +1

      @Scott Roxford they have a model of his face and he looks like a young james!

  • Flame
    Flame 2 years ago +1540

    We need a montage for how many times ethans hand gets hurt

    • Goro
      Goro 2 years ago +6


    • Gian
      Gian 2 years ago +40

      it will be half the game's length

    • i_like_lasagna
      i_like_lasagna 2 years ago +31

      Every injury with Mr. blue sky playing

    • Genesis Space
      Genesis Space 2 years ago +5

      His left hand though

    • ThatOneGuy 123
      ThatOneGuy 123 2 years ago +4

      1. He gets cut on barbed wire
      2. He gets bit and loses a major part of his left hand including two fingers
      3. He gets stabbed through and strung up by the hands
      4. He has to rip his hands through the the hooks to escape
      5. A bug pops out his hand when Cassandra(?) forces him down to the basement
      6. Dimitrescu slices his right hand off
      7. He can get stabbed in the hands of you take too long to find Angie but it’s probably not canon
      8. He can get acid on his hand if you’re hit from Moreau’s acid attack. I think there’s even an animation that focuses on it but like the Angie fight it’s probably not canon
      9. He starts to calcify of course starting from the hands as they crumble
      Probably some other instances I’m missing but but didn’t get to see. So definitely at least 7 that are canon in RE8 alone

  • The Pygman
    The Pygman 2 years ago +874

    I love the parts where he eggs the villains on to try and hurt him, especially when Heisenberg tries to threaten him with throwing him down into some dungeon. Ethan is just like "Okay, go ahead" and let's go, I wanted more of that cocky-ness

      LOPES HICK 2 years ago +121

      Also when the hugely intimidating super vampire lady announces she’s going to hunt him and he’s like “eh do ur worst” lol that’s just badass. Ethan became one of the greats, probably not Leon, Chris, and Jill level but he’s up there.

    • Ian Byrne
      Ian Byrne 2 years ago +45

      I loved that moment, “ill take my chances” god so good

      LUIGIII 2 years ago +11

      @LOPES HICK that line was delivered so badly tho

      LOPES HICK 2 years ago +72

      @LUIGIII 11/10 lines in the RE franchise are poorly delivered lol, its kinda iconic at this point.

      LUIGIII 2 years ago +3

      @LOPES HICK nah dont talk about the homie Leon like that (even tho i know its kinda true)

  • Chandler F
    Chandler F 2 years ago +692

    The number of grievous injuries that Ethan just shakes off in this game is hilarious

    • Solidus golidus
      Solidus golidus 2 years ago +64

      Yeah. It was taking me out of the game while i was playing it but after that "if you know you know". It made my jaw drop. Now when i replay this with that in mind. i think it wouldn't take me out as much as it did in the first one.

    • TheJadedJames
      TheJadedJames 2 years ago +26

      @Solidus golidus Vague Spoilers - The scene your are referencing is weird because what the game treated as a reveal, was what I had already assumed as head canon in RE7 and the first fight with Tall Vampire Lady basically reconfirmed it long before the game told you out right

    • samquik
      samquik 2 years ago +11

      I wonder if that means something in the story *cough*

    • The Hamster05
      The Hamster05 2 years ago +11

      After that ending, he is oficialy the Deadpool of the RE universe

    • MCnierstenen
      MCnierstenen 2 years ago +32

      AH SHIT, MY HAND FELL OFF. Good thing I always carry a bottle of glue, otherwise I'd be fucked

  • Eclectic Spaghetti
    Eclectic Spaghetti 2 years ago +599

    I hope you understand that “The Tallahassee Shuffle” is going to become a permanent part of my vocabulary when playing games from now on.

    • flame shiki
      flame shiki 2 years ago +11

      Me when saying the Fast and Furious is anime

    • John Green
      John Green 2 years ago +3

      @flame shiki I thought this was a widely accepted fact

    • God
      God 2 years ago +7

      Some one even added it to urban dictionary the day this video came out

    • delaney
      delaney 2 years ago +4

      deadass i started resident evil 4 this weekend and literally the first large combat section i encountered i spent murmuring “tallahassee shuffle, tallahassee shuffle” to myself while a small mob of villagers chased me in circles around a house

      SAXIMUM 2 years ago

      Same here 😭

  • OsBARB
    OsBARB 2 years ago +128

    The Tallahasssee Shuffle complaint is actually so heartbreaking cause Lady D actually does shove other enemies aside if they get in her way so why couldn't that be the case with the player and inanimate objects too? In fact it would've been hilarious if she pulled a Jack and blamed you for the death of her daughter AND for forcing her to break her furniture to get to you.

  • Wallace’s cheese
    Wallace’s cheese 2 years ago +164

    Ethan has got to be one the most polarising protagonists in the series. It seems that people either dislike him or love him, with very little in-between

    • Arthur Durham
      Arthur Durham 2 years ago +14

      Eh I'm meh about him. They don't give him enough of a personality but what we got is fine as well

    • Joshua Fleming
      Joshua Fleming 2 years ago +16

      Thats what im saying, his story nearly brought me to tears but there also other people that don't seem to care lol

    • NGC
      NGC 2 years ago

      @Joshua Fleming same

    • surferOS101
      surferOS101 Year ago +4

      he's basically another leon, a fresh faced nobody with no real notable skills whosurvives a hellish nightmare, and comes out stronger and more confident in his skills

    • Aoife Hosey
      Aoife Hosey Year ago +7

      I love him because he says the dumbest stuff and I like a brief laugh in a horror game. The way he delivered 'why does everybody keep dying on me?' Was terrible and I loved it.

  • Zaylon Kitts
    Zaylon Kitts 2 years ago +348

    At this point I can’t tell if it’s actually a 7/10 or if he’s just relapsing back to his old comfort score 😂

    • John SALTFRESH
      John SALTFRESH 2 years ago +23

      I mean he gave a 6/10 to RE3 remake, but he was clearly disappointed with it, while here he actually enjoyed a lot this RE8 and yet he just gave a 7/10, I’m a little bit confused

    • Kinxyo
      Kinxyo Year ago +1

      @John SALTFRESH why do you have to take it do seriously lol?

    • John SALTFRESH
      John SALTFRESH Year ago +6

      @Kinxyo I was making an observation that’s all, don’t think there is any problem

    • Waffle McMulligan
      Waffle McMulligan Year ago +1

      Number scores are silly so I don’t really pay attention to them as much as the actual content of the video.

    • John SALTFRESH
      John SALTFRESH Year ago +3

      @Waffle McMulligan is fun to play around with the number scores tho

  • Task Force
    Task Force 2 years ago +689

    Marcus missed one portion : Ethan's hand always getting f*cked up over and over again. Capcom really hates Ethan's hands first in RE7 and now in RE8

    • Vince Delby
      Vince Delby 2 years ago +19

      They’re hard to animate lol

    • Arthur Durham
      Arthur Durham 2 years ago +17

      Haha I know! I was thinking that, it's almost fetishistic at this point. Good thing there's plenty of magic juice lying around to fix them

    • R. Graves
      R. Graves 2 years ago +5

      @Arthur Durham the juice aint magic ethan is still infected with the mutamycete from 7 so he has a healing factor

    • Arthur Durham
      Arthur Durham 2 years ago +32

      @R. Graves Nah son, magic juice

    • Guilherme Brasil
      Guilherme Brasil 2 years ago +36

      It kinda makes sense. His hands are basically the only parts of his body that you see, so hurting them is the only way to show how the enviroment is fucking him up

  • Mateo Torón
    Mateo Torón 2 years ago +326

    If you ask me the most satisfying part of the game was playing as Chris. You begin the game with a tiny ass handgun that takes like 7 bullets to kill an enemy, but you end up by playing as a trained soldier mowing down enemies with his rifle.

    • TheJadedJames
      TheJadedJames 2 years ago +15

      Yeah. It felt so great just obliterating enemies when just before that just a handful of lycans would have been terrifying

    • Coletrain Hetrick
      Coletrain Hetrick 2 years ago +9

      For me that is ironically the worst part and I hated it. The only good aspect to it was reading the papers near the end because at least it provided insight on the characters.

    • Mateo Torón
      Mateo Torón 2 years ago +13

      @Coletrain Hetrick I just think that it’s a good contrast from the beginning of the game. It’s definitely not the best part, but it’s just the most satisfying to me

    • TheJadedJames
      TheJadedJames 2 years ago +22

      @Coletrain Hetrick It was weird how early in the game, and in the advertising, they call so much attention to the Umbrella symbol being related to the village somehow ... but then the actual explanation that Mother Miranda was the inspiration for Ozwell E Spencer is tucked away in a document and you don't get to see Chris really take in in a significant way how full circle this mission has taken him

    • ReignzGamez
      ReignzGamez 2 years ago +3

      Yea. That was some badass shit

  • T M
    T M 2 years ago +64

    Describing the enemies as "just a little too stupid" is a good summary. I assumed Lady D was going to be reminiscent of Mr. X, but you really illustrated why I didn't find her that intimidating. She had about a dozen opportunities to lock up Ethan, but he just keeps getting away because of her incompetency.

    • LadyKraken
      LadyKraken 2 years ago +15

      The best parts were the ones in the boss fight.
      Dragon Lady D:"I'm gonna devour your flesh, I'm gonna destroy you, dieeee!11!!"
      -grasps Ethan, and instead of actually trying to devour him, she throws him on the conveniently placed rooftop, then proceeds to fly around cackling for no reason

  • Munashe Mhungu
    Munashe Mhungu 2 years ago +34

    Seeing Marcus actually enjoy something is a nice change of pace.

  • Burton Jekel
    Burton Jekel 2 years ago +2889

    “Still better than Aquaman”

    • Tony H
      Tony H 2 years ago +34

      Bring back the Snyderverse

    • Captain CJ 97
      Captain CJ 97 2 years ago +20

      *slow clap*

    • The RedTrainer
      The RedTrainer 2 years ago +2

      Hahaha foni

    • UĞUR
      UĞUR 2 years ago +1

      Resident Evil 9 60's Aquaman is a must

    • valitsaki
      valitsaki 2 years ago +1

      I thought Vinny Chase was a great aquaman

  • GraViTyAboVe
    GraViTyAboVe 2 years ago +164

    I always feel like Marcus doesn't like fps shooters but he seems really comfortable and really good at them.

    • Waffle McMulligan
      Waffle McMulligan 2 years ago +12

      I too, indulge in the first person shooter shooter genre

    • Scott Roxford
      Scott Roxford 2 years ago +13

      FPS games were designed with Mouse and Keyboard in mind, what may look like good gameplay is just a result of the control scheme doing it's job.

    • KiLink
      KiLink 2 years ago +1

      I don't like First Person FPS either

    • Luminosity
      Luminosity 2 years ago

      @Scott Roxford fact of life

    • H Games
      H Games 2 years ago

      I got the exact opposite opinion watching this video.

  • Maine Man
    Maine Man 2 years ago +450

    This game slaps harder than my drunk dad.

    • Flame
      Flame 2 years ago +16

      This game slaps harder than I do to my gf cheeks

    • Sudha Thakur
      Sudha Thakur 2 years ago +1

      You should write that down incase of plagiarism

    • popodono
      popodono 2 years ago +1

      Fuck dude. Oh God that was hilarious.

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      Jade T-G 2 years ago


  • LiK
    LiK 2 years ago +37

    The "hell" montage killed me. RE8 might have the best story in the franchise, imo. The reveal in the latter half of the game was awesome.

    • Zach Morgan
      Zach Morgan 2 years ago

      Which one

    • Satherian
      Satherian 2 years ago +1

      @Zach Morgan Probably the mold one

    • aoBubs
      aoBubs 5 months ago

      really? I liked 7's story a lot better, I thought the 8 twist was kinda weak

  • Colin Fales
    Colin Fales 2 years ago +2951

    marcus are you okay? you’ve been uploading a lot recently.

    • Sudha Thakur
      Sudha Thakur 2 years ago +7

      @a kid in a white van elevation of topic in that comment and your comment is dangerously high

    • Nina Hall
      Nina Hall 2 years ago +12

      He’s not allowed to leave and all he is allowed to do is make videos

    • INTP
      INTP 2 years ago +2

      You complaining?

    • Bobby Shewan
      Bobby Shewan 2 years ago +11

      @Flame keep up the work💀

  • Brando
    Brando 2 years ago +36

    I also think a big reason why Mr X was so threatening is because he didn’t talk and all you could hear were footsteps. In this game the bosses don’t really scare you because you constantly hear them talking before they appear and when they do show up you either B line it to the outside courtyard or to the Duke’s room. It kinda sucks because I never actually got killed let alone threatened by Lady D and the bug ladies

    • Charleston O'Bryant
      Charleston O'Bryant 2 years ago +4

      Yeah, they went for the RE4 style boss personalities, where they bantered back and were more intelligent than the monsters of the past, which leads to arguably the games contention point for some: It wants to be both RE7 and RE4 at the same time, and it ultimately works for the most part but there are points where it doesn’t.

    • AJ
      AJ 2 years ago

      @Charleston O'Bryant the re4 bosses weren’t really like that though? Maybe Krauser, but I don’t remember Mendez or even Salazar being that talkative during their boss fights.

    • Kinxyo
      Kinxyo Year ago

      you clearly haven't played re7.

  • Luigi Migliara
    Luigi Migliara 2 years ago +42

    If you ever encounter a person you really don’t like, do the Tallahassee shuffle, it will always work to avoid that person

  • Thomas Martinez
    Thomas Martinez 2 years ago +714

    Marcus: “you know what this calls for. The good ol Tallahassee shuffle”

    • Satherian
      Satherian 2 years ago +51

      Girlfriend: "We need to talk."
      Me: *Tallahassee shuffles away*

    • Jordan Boyd
      Jordan Boyd 2 years ago +10

      If only I could Tallahassee Shuffle all the taxes sent to me away. That'd make life easier.

    • margareth michelina
      margareth michelina 2 years ago +2

      I thought he reference Tallahassee from Zombieland at the first time he mentioned Tallahassee

    • Sense Motive
      Sense Motive 2 years ago +1

      As a Tallahassee native I can confirm the accuracy of this move.

    • Kinxyo
      Kinxyo Year ago

      wdym nobody:?

  • Kobe-Wan Kenobi
    Kobe-Wan Kenobi 2 years ago +17

    Right after he realizes that he gives everything a 7/10 he goes right back to giving the game a 7/10

  • Alec B
    Alec B 2 years ago +14

    To the Mr. X part, you can literally run right up to him at that animation and run past him before he can do a damn thing. The Racoon City Rumba if you will.

  • The Radionic Revival
    The Radionic Revival 2 years ago +546

    Ngl just realized the cosmonaut quickie voice bit at the beginning is actually just Marcus’ voice

    • liam Nope
      liam Nope 2 years ago +6

      who mark?

    • The Radionic Revival
      The Radionic Revival 2 years ago +8

      @liam Nope didn’t notice the auto correct lmao thank you

    • Waffle McMulligan
      Waffle McMulligan 2 years ago +2

      Oh my God it is

    • Tvanon
      Tvanon 2 years ago +2

      Wait what?

    • Nate Harvey
      Nate Harvey 2 years ago +23

      Yeah if you go to his Castlevania video you can hear him yell it for the first time lol

  • Colm Moran.
    Colm Moran. 2 years ago +25

    You can watch every quickie Marcus does on a game with the sound off, just look at how much he's leaning forward in his chair in the bottom left to tell if the game is good or not

  • Faded Ghost
    Faded Ghost 2 years ago +86

    This is just personal preference but Ethan is my favourite protagonist purely because of how relatable he is. Sure some dialogue’s stale but he reacts in ways I would, terrified but sometimes fed up of it all

    • Spiral Jumper
      Spiral Jumper 2 years ago +25

      The way he doesn't so really sling one-liners so much as call the boss an asshole and tell it to fuck off is SUPER relatable. Many times in the game I would say something, and then Ethan would, which is always fun. Plus Ethan is a total wife-guy, which I find hilarious and a kind of nice departure from the other RE protags.

    • Extreme Toast
      Extreme Toast 2 years ago +10

      I agree with this more for the Ethan of RE7, where he was basically just a dude trying to get out of a crazy house. In this game he takes more of a action hero personality by virtue of his actions, and I feel that it doesn’t work as well for him.

    • Mr. Scott
      Mr. Scott 2 years ago +9

      @Extreme Toast I wouldn't call it an action hero, I mean he seems like hes just tired of everyone's shit, he even pointed out how hes in a similar situation as the bakers house I find him relatable because of that

    • boogeyman bud the pbc slayer
      boogeyman bud the pbc slayer 2 years ago

      So if your wife get shot to death you'd say "what the hell" or be suprised by a dead body? Lol

    • Mr. Scott
      Mr. Scott 2 years ago

      @boogeyman bud the pbc slayer yeah considering Ethan doesnt see dead bodies all the time and I would want some answers on why some guys shot my wife

  • Mark Lewis
    Mark Lewis 2 years ago +4

    This game just looks amazing, all the varying architecture and atmosphere is so great.

  • Mr. Bigg
    Mr. Bigg 2 years ago +1

    As a writer, I love coming to this channel for inspiration! The genuine and authentic nature of your reviews helps me so much with improving the quality of my storytelling and analysis of troupes. Like most amateur writers, I still have a long way to go, but the Cosmonaut channel has helped me so much in being a better artist. Thanks Marcus! Can't wait for the next one. Also, I'm obsessed with reviews of this game. Lol.

  • Samuel James
    Samuel James 2 years ago +1

    Can I just say, god damn you are good at articulating exactly what I was feeling about something without knowing how to say it. This was a good one. It felt almost too easy to manipulate the AI in this game to the point where it breaks immersion constantly.

  • Grant Wallace
    Grant Wallace 2 years ago

    These streams were so much fun. I understand they probably take much longer to do than movies and stuff but I look forward to future game reviews :)

  • Arthur Durham
    Arthur Durham 2 years ago +5

    Marcus's whole reaction to that part at 11:28 was exactly mine when I played it

  • RiOT76AD
    RiOT76AD 2 years ago

    You have such great insight when it comes to pretty much everything. I'd love to see more game reviews, if that's something you're interested in. Or even just gameplay.

  • Nathanael Bovey
    Nathanael Bovey 2 years ago +57

    This is becoming a Cosmonaut quickie channel

  • A Random Dragon
    A Random Dragon 2 years ago +10

    This game is a 10/10, just because of the combination puzzle jumpscare (02:28) and the entire puppet house section.

    • southpaw117
      southpaw117 2 years ago

      If only I could have experienced those moments in VR.

  • Panicked Pikachu
    Panicked Pikachu 2 years ago +13

    Now I kinda want to see a video of you talking about all the resident evil games you played and how you would rank them

  • Matty
    Matty 2 years ago +1

    glad i'm not the only one that laughed pretty hard at 'why is everyone dying on me?'

  • KhaosKontroller
    KhaosKontroller 2 years ago +48

    I don't even like Resident Evil, but I'll still watch Marcus talk about it.

  • Ryan Bollinger
    Ryan Bollinger 2 years ago +2

    I loved this game so much. Favorite game so far this year.

  • Tucan
    Tucan 2 years ago +3

    From what little I have seen of this game, Ethan is such an absolute omega-brainlet I can't even.
    Dude could count his braincells on one hand if he could actually count that high.

  • The Mad Titan
    The Mad Titan 2 years ago +2

    1:09 that was my exact reaction to that line, I was sharing my screen with a friend and both of us had been quiet for awhile, then Ethan says that and we both start laughing so hard that I had to pause for a minute or so, and when that line is immediately followed with “wait there’s more” we just got totally pulled out of the experience

  • Spiral Jumper
    Spiral Jumper 2 years ago

    I actually loved the factory because it was the first time since like, the opening where my ammo stockpile was getting precarious. As a result, every encounter was a tense game of resource management demanding near-perfect accuracy to hit those soldat weakpoints. Plus I liked climbing the factory and calling Duke up to every new level via the cargo elevator, really cool having your savepoint and merchant be a mobile base that you can bring through the level with you.

  • Fuji Bou
    Fuji Bou 2 years ago +3

    Marcus: I usually enjoy RE dialogue
    Also Marcus: only shows clips of him laughing at the dialogue

  • Arthur Durham
    Arthur Durham 2 years ago +3

    I had the same reaction to the game, in the beginning I felt like it was more of a walking horror sim (except for the great Resi 4 throwback in the village) and cutscenes, but once the game gets going it feels like a video game

  • Mr. Irrelevent
    Mr. Irrelevent 2 years ago +3

    i will never not hate the concept of unkillable stalker enemies.

    • Grey Knight
      Grey Knight 2 years ago +1

      The Ubermorph in the first Dead Space is my favorite from that archetype.

  • Yellow
    Yellow 2 years ago +15

    Therapist: Vampire lady isn’t real, she can’t hurt you.
    Simps: That’s the problem!

  • John Wick
    John Wick Year ago

    The factory area was my least favorite in my first run, now after like 8+ runs. I love the factory. The ambient sound design sounds straight out of RE4, the enemies are easily more menacing than the Lycan’s. It also feels like a from software area, as the game throws enemies at you in surprising ways.

  • Adam StrangeLove
    Adam StrangeLove 2 years ago +4

    So I was just on Netflix and I saw a clip of Jesse Eisenberg during the Tallahassee Shuffle to some zombies to get inside a car he thought was locked. I died of laughter. *I love you Cosmie!*

  • D 123
    D 123 2 years ago +1

    Watching someone's stream of their first playthrough was my first introduction to the games and I quite enjoyed it. I look forward to playing it and earlier installments

  • SaberRexZealot
    SaberRexZealot 2 years ago +1

    I loved it. Freshest RE in a while.

  • JRG
    JRG  Year ago

    Not sure if an 11 minute long video counts as a quickie but I still love it!

  • Jtb1122
    Jtb1122 2 years ago +4

    I really like Ethan, he did seem like a normal dude. I just figured he's used to this kinda stuff since he was in the last game.

  • Zachary Rosemann
    Zachary Rosemann 2 years ago +11

    The dollhouse section is probably one of the best levels in the game

  • spookydonkey42
    spookydonkey42 2 years ago +3

    The Tallahassee Shuffle is sadly so common in games (especially AAA games) because the chase segments usually *require* you to play that way. Now i want to think of name for the dance move where you take turns sharply to get enemy AI stuck on a corner 🤔

  • Joshua Fleming
    Joshua Fleming 2 years ago

    Honestly I loved the story in this game, im all up for plot twists and craziness, I know not all of the old school resi fans are but remember RE has always been crazy 🤣

  • Dblundz
    Dblundz 2 years ago +4

    Not the best plots? Uhmmmm Chris finding a way to continue his bloodline is a masterpiece

  • Forever Zero
    Forever Zero 2 years ago +4

    The game is really good and I appreciate that is like a combination of RE4 and RE7, but it could probably use more RE4

  • Dick Grayson
    Dick Grayson 2 years ago +6

    You Have been extremely consistent with your uploading and I love it !!!

  • Jonah amvs
    Jonah amvs 2 years ago

    so many cosmonaut videos lately!! really love it man keep it up

  • Kaiyates 747
    Kaiyates 747 2 years ago

    You are one of my favorite content creators ever and I love all your videos thanks for all your work I hope you keep at it

  • Cometbun
    Cometbun 2 years ago +1

    Hearing “Cosmonaut Quickie” again fill me with so much joy

  • El Surge
    El Surge 2 years ago +4

    cant wait to get into this series

  • carlo stamilla
    carlo stamilla 2 years ago

    Marcus: when you enter the castle the game really begins
    Also Marcus: the castle section is the one I have much issues overall in the game

  • Mark Lewis
    Mark Lewis 2 years ago +5

    I bet the special enemies (vampire women ect) have lacking AI due to there being a lot of them.
    Mr X and Nemesis were the only pursuer enemies in their respective games so probably had more time put into their pathing.
    Wonder if it’ll get patched.

    • Irfan
      Irfan 2 years ago +1

      I think the problem is the lack of moves that the vampires can do to you as well as no destructible terrains and items.

  • ComicWriter 2020
    ComicWriter 2020 2 years ago +1

    I get what your saying about the Tallahassee shuffle. Still, I enjoy a good chase so it didn’t bother me too much. Also, the claws dimitrescu has do massive damage so that might’ve been a factor for me.

  • Kizaru
    Kizaru 2 years ago

    Thank you for this video. Not many people talk about how incredibly inane the enemies in the first section are.

  • Patrick-Bruce Sargent
    Patrick-Bruce Sargent 2 years ago

    At least it was good to see Marcus having fun playing Resident Evil Village

  • Hey It's Dingo
    Hey It's Dingo 2 years ago

    I'm playing Village as my first RE game, actually. I'm playing on standard, and I like that it feels like I have just enough ammo that I can make it out if I plan enough, but can still run out if I find myself getting reckless.

  • Creecher
    Creecher 2 years ago

    Gotta say this video was a welcome surprise. Love this game so far. Also Marcus if you're a Demon Slayer fan I'd love to hear your opinion on the film. Just saw it and I loved (almost) every moment.

  • BlueOdin09
    BlueOdin09 2 years ago +5

    “See you later kiddo.” Gets me everytime 😂

  • Swafty
    Swafty 2 years ago

    We should all, as Casmonauts, make the Tallahassee Shuffle a recognized technique within the RE Village speed run community.

  • Platano Cruz
    Platano Cruz 2 years ago

    Ethan winters being the side character of his own video game is really funny to me ngl. hope the next RE FPS game has you fighting aliens.

  • gezelmark
    gezelmark 2 years ago +183

    “WHAT THE HELL” after his wife gets shot to fucken bits in front of him

  • Sean Froelich
    Sean Froelich 2 years ago

    I think the 1st hour is cut scene heavy. But I found trying to survive the first horde of Lycans to be thrilling...but maybe playing on Hard Core did that for me

  • Joshua Simons
    Joshua Simons 2 years ago +226

    "oh no. Please don't catch me. That would be horrible and such a turn off"

  • Sebastian Gomez rodriguez
    Sebastian Gomez rodriguez 2 years ago +50

    This game looks like a version of Outlast that's not edgy, lets you fight back and it's actually good.

  • Gabriel Verissimo
    Gabriel Verissimo 2 years ago +9

    One of your complains disapears if you play in a different language (as i played in ptbr). Ethan does not talk like that or even says 'why's everyone dying ON ME?'. They've changed the dialog so it fits way better. Same happens with the amount of 'what the hell'

  • Slylox M.
    Slylox M. 2 years ago

    You can actually hide in the cabinets during the weird freaky baby fetus sections, there big enough for you to stand in and the creature sniffs you out and leaves, very similar to outlast

  • SageVoyage
    SageVoyage 2 years ago +12

    I like how Ethan just puts his hand back on after it gets cut off

  • Marcus Ferro
    Marcus Ferro 2 years ago +4

    Ethan’s hands: gets absolutely destroyed
    Some wack medicine, that apparently also heals clothes: it’s but a scratch

  • Gor's shed
    Gor's shed 2 years ago +1

    Marcus should do more game reviews. Maybe games that came out recently or older games that would be interesting to look at.

  • Tater Salad
    Tater Salad 2 years ago +229

    I'm just gonna take a random shot in the dark and guess you gave it a 7/10?
    Edit: God damnit I was kidding

    • Isaiah Iverson
      Isaiah Iverson 2 years ago +27

      at this point, I’ve just learned to ignore the number part of reviews

    • Zach Morgan
      Zach Morgan 2 years ago +1

      I really think it deserves an 8

    • KingFoofy
      KingFoofy 2 years ago +1

      When he replays it. It'll probably go up.

    • gaming andrew bro
      gaming andrew bro 2 years ago +2

      7 is a good score it's not great but its good.

  • Nevarenn [EGN]
    Nevarenn [EGN] 2 years ago +38

    My golden retriever regularly defeats me using the Tallahassee Shuffle™

  • CyberwolfMC
    CyberwolfMC 2 years ago

    It’s really easy to tell your affinity for the RE franchise in this video, even though I haven’t actually played any of the games myself you can always tell when someone is a fan of a franchise just by the way they go about discussing things about it

  • Jack Hurds
    Jack Hurds 2 years ago

    I think while the "Tallahassee Shuffle" is /effective/ it didn't ever feel like I was encouraged to play in that way. Even for boss fights, the quicker, and often easier strategy was weaving, dodging and blocking their blows, and it created a far more engaging combat loop than what you described. I don't think I used that Tallahassee Shuffle once in my original playthrough

  • Steveland Martin-Khan
    Steveland Martin-Khan 2 years ago

    Wow, this was a really quick turn around. Good job, am proud.

  • Lu Austin
    Lu Austin 2 years ago

    I love the RE4 Merchant. He would always have a heartwarming welcome to hit you off before getting spammed by a lot of enemies. Also rpg

  • Matthew Sanchez
    Matthew Sanchez 2 years ago +9

    Very surprised Marcus didnt say anything on how Ethan is pretty much invincible

    • PeanutMuttPlays
      PeanutMuttPlays 2 years ago +10

      Probably because the game tells you why.

    • Big Scary Robot
      Big Scary Robot 2 years ago +1

      He is.

    • Irfan
      Irfan 2 years ago +1

      Also I guess because it's part of the spoiler.

    • W
      W 2 years ago

      It makes sense for the story

  • Zachery Johnson
    Zachery Johnson 2 years ago

    I agree with pretty much everything you said. This game is fantastic!

  • Akatsukileader9
    Akatsukileader9 Year ago

    Resident Evil 4 and 7 made sweet sweet love and gave birth to one of the best experiences in RE history.

  • B00mt00b
    B00mt00b 2 years ago +2

    A remedy to the Tallahassee Shuffle; RE7's Father. The father would see you across a table, and proceed to break the table to chase you. You in the hallway? He breaks the wall down. I know those kinds of things are baked in and not super dynamic, but it escalated the fight/escape situation. I think boss fights that would slowly but surely remove your safety would help increase the tension.
    Kinda like the Heisenberg fight when he destroys the debris you hide behind. Being sorta vague here for anyone who hasn't seen the fight.

    • Extreme Toast
      Extreme Toast 2 years ago +1

      I think RE7 had a better setting for it too, a house with very tight hallways and rooms.
      I was really disappointed with Lady Tall Vampire, as every time she showed up in game she felt more like a mindless computer program than an actual threat.

  • Kanaro Kan
    Kanaro Kan 2 years ago

    It's impressive how many weapons this game throw at you.

  • Ewan
    Ewan 2 years ago

    In the escape room section there's also cupboards you can hide in, which is what I think you're supposed to do to hide from that monster.

  • Jw Nj
    Jw Nj 2 years ago +31

    Finished it twice and now starting again
    Back in the village again
    In the village
    I'm back in the village again

  • FeelsBadMan
    FeelsBadMan 2 years ago

    Wow, this video was really well thought out. I also really enjoyed the game but thought it felt a little too underwhelming with some of the enemies.

  • Cursed Paladin
    Cursed Paladin 2 years ago

    I actually loved the end, aka the factory levels. I fucking stockpiled my first run man, over 60 shotgun shells without crafting any at that point. It felt so good to actually unload some of that

  • Rhitam Dutta
    Rhitam Dutta 2 years ago +1

    Marcus actually nailed down my feelings for this game, well done! Villains feel stupid and Ethan has dumb dialogues, but it['s an overall "fun" game.