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- Published on Jun 6, 2023 veröffentlicht
- FYI the purpose of this video is satire and comedy, and I do not intend to disrespect or deprecate content creators featured in this short, I just wanted to shorten some aspects of their videos for my fellow ADHD shorts users. All of the content creators are hard-working and creative individuals and I really enjoy their content, so I highly recommend subscribing to them.
Background MC parkour footage: @Ozercraft86 - check the actual speedrun god out
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Gaming
Danish flag the worst
What’s up lol
Could be polish
Controversial but okay
Guinea pigs are good pet
@TGC_Gaming Wow we both posted a comment at the same time
No
Speedrunning shorts is as essential to humanity as oxygen is
Who needs oxygen when you can have speedrunning shorts?
*Y E S*
YES
@Pomeranc470exactly
Yeah 😂
"Some bullying" is an understatement.
one of the girls said she would suicide
@icerexcuse me what!?
@FlowuhGal its true..
@icermy face went from neutral rather concerned
@pylo thericIf you lock a bunch of girls in a house it's a no brainer they'd fight at some point
Bro is gonna summon the genshin community cuz of zhongli💀
i have been binging his recent videos and there is a shocking number of genshin images
@Saucy Boyguess he’s a fan of the game
Dude ain't slick enough to hide broke god zhongil
And on the money part 💀he forgot his wallet
Explains why my wallet dissapears frequently nowadays😰
Not stonks
@McDonald's Wanderer 🍁🍟same pfp
@KokuMiko yoo I thought I replied to my own comment XD MCDONALD'S WANDERER BROS HEHE
The hero we never knew we needed
Joe is the only true Chad in this world, Speedrunning Shorts is never useless
Ye
The Country of Chad: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!!!
🇹🇩
Yep.
One of the few youtubers who has a iq higher than the room temerature and has common sense
hooz joe?????
That Jeff bozas get me dying bro 😂
Speedrunning shorts is the only thing that can save humanity, not useless
you don’t play games slightly faster than average, speedrun is one word
@pstm Professional Spermdrummer flexing his skills right here
Yes
Yes 😢
"rip bozo" im crying bruhh
as a girl, men are DEFINITELY not useless
THANK YOU
TRUE
Thanks
No one is useless❤❤
“I forgot how useless men are nowadays” bro actually never touched grass in her life💀
Y'all fr do Idaho dirty like our potatoes 💀
💀
Planes are usually overbooked, actually. A lot of people simply don't show up to their flights
It actually depends on where you live
Hear me out is my music good
@Kn Mustafa No.
Yeah they always have too many people and end up paying someone to go home
5th
"Even jeff bozas cant buy it" The bed: 1.8 million dollars
These have got to be the most subtle genshin references 😭
Wdym
There's literally a whole ass book on why you don't put a bunch of young boys on their own
On an island
fricken' lord of the flies
In that experiment didn’t they literally make it a monarchy, or am I thinking of something else?
Edit: I mean the one where they put a bunch of boys in a house without supervision.
@RGOTI if you are talking about lord of the flies they made a dictatorship/ warband vs the remaining good kids that almost resulted in a massacre but was stopped by adults.
Man you ain't useless you're keeping everyone entertained
men aren’t useless, we need men like Joe Caine
The girl who said men are useless proceeded to tell a story.
Her car would not start. It was 3 AM and she was tired after a party. ”So naturally” she called every guy she knows. She is not mad at the people who were asleep and didn’t answer but instead she was mad at the people who were awake and were saying things like “I don’t have jumper cables” or “I don’t know how to help”.
She then says
“Now I’m not one for gender roles but come on.”
wow, hypocrisy at its finest
I think it should be more of a "i have a bunch of shitty friends" rant than a "men are useless" rant, because honestly, if none of her friends were willing to help her in that situation, she should make better friends
(and also not rant about this type of thing online)
@fulana_ de_tal i mean its 3 am i don’t know anyone who would help at that time, she should instead have called a professional to do it
@Snatch true, that would be the best option
SO WHAT DOES SO PEOPLE NOT HELPING YOU FIX *_YOUR_* CAR HAVE TO DO WITH ALL MEN?? Why do some women do this I don't understand?
not the broke ahh zhongli pic summoning the whole fandom💀💀💀
Girls: Okay , one of us does the dishes , another washes clothes and the others clean the rooms!
Boys: *WE MUST FIGHT THE MPLA*
Men like Joe are the most useful type of men. They literally save our time by speedrunning shorts so we dont have to see them. I salute you, brother.
🫡
The only thing he is speedrunning is making your attention spend go from 3 seconds to 1 nano second
🫡
What about nuclear power plant workers, scientists, engineers and soldiers?
They spend their time saving our time and save people.
@Curri yeah them too
Girls:why do men die faster than us?
The boys when left alone :
Madres, la cama de Juan cuesta 1.6 millones de dólares :0
"I forgot how useless men are nowadays"
"I forgot that im gonna be single for the rest of my life"
*I dont see a difference*
You forgot lesbians exist. 😭
@Ivory Brisquetthey can't have babys.
@Ivory Brisquetsomething's I've seen a lot about lesbians, they don't last long in the relationship 😂
@Judy capuldoes it matter? Tons of straight people never end up having or wanting kids in the first place.
@Judy capulthey technically can 🤷🤷 my cousin is a married lesbian and she gave birth a few years ago 💀💀
The reason boys are less clean is because mothers prioritize girls and the most hated sibling is often a boy
Sweden's beef with Denmark is exactly like Romania's beef with Hungary lollll
The boys were destroying the house while the girls had inside drama. It was a good watch lol
Probably strangest Lord of The Flies adaptation ive seen, but still pretty interesting
Probably Feminist Propaganda or smth. But it also depends on their personality. Maybe they only recruited the "cool" kids.
@BaryoclayMate stop being sexist it was an actual expirement and both sides had their issues.
@Baryoclay no but i would totally trash the house also
@Baryoclaybro isn’t accepting reality
Men are not useless
yes
So apparently calling ur siblings "pigs" was an insult for pigs
I wasn't sad when she called us men useless, but the fact that joe was sad made me sob so loud
What was sad is that she is useless. She said we're useless because she can't help herself
Men a useless? Alright then woman can say bye to children
If anyone wanna say "men and men can't make children" my mother literally transgender and has beard
(Also this is thai so it's normal)
she literally lives in a house created by mens and every great idea all the way from light bulb to smartphone she uses
As a boy, I can defend them. They wanted to and it was fun. That’s the reasons for most of the things we do.
As a guy: ...those kids were young that's why
I heard from somewhere the boys were instructed to be more destructive with the house, cant trust nobody man 😂
And the girls may not have wrecked the house, but they were evil to each other. "Some minor bullying" is a massive understatement.
@Govthefox We do a lil' trolling
@Govthefox if I remember right too the girls had someone who was significantly older and already an older sister who did most of the work of keeping everyone else organized and the boys oldest person was a year younger and significantly less mature, which honestly is fine the level of responsibility they put on that poor girl was insane.
@Govthefox men and women show agressiveness in different ways, so I don’t doubt for a second that they were just trying to make boys look bad
i saw the recording of that experiment, people told them they can do whatever they wanted, they tried to assign some responsibilities but kinda no one cared after some time, like at least two guys were very bullied, but basically no one were cleaning, when it became hard to live in the house few guys were talking like "we should do something... stop being so dirty.." but kibda nothing happened
and in their last day they decided to trash everything completely because like... they could?🗿
update: i think my memory is playing tricks on me, maybe the trashing was in their first days, because i saw some comments about it. but when they decided to clean everything up it was kinda too late so they were unsuccessful... you better watch it yourself guys yeah
As a certified girl, whatever your gender is is not useless. :3
Dont worry joe, your not useless. Only useless men in this world might be weebs or simps
don’t forget the furries!!
Pigs are born with canines designed to fight off their siblings for a niple
That sounds like brotherhood to me
They're left overs from our ancestors, too.
Sounds very similar to real siblings
@yourFreindlyNeighborhoodToaster Woah what the oh well, now I think about it yeah
Are you calling my mom a pig?!
@TheEggGuy maybe
Boys are not useless they are essential for helping to make the next generation 👀💀
If you feel useless just remember that lady is the real problem
Zhongli really be getting extra jobs even if he makes his own money 💀
✨stonks✨
LIKE BRO AHAHAHAHAH NAH 💀
Fr
haha
He needs his mora
Protect this man at all cost.
mans really picked my towns flag as the worst
joe somehow stays so respectful yet so funny in the face of idiocy
“661 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that!” 🤓
You are useful to everybody you are so kind bro and your vid’s make my headache go away thank you
It’s crazy how the girl said men are useless, but look at her
Ah yes. The CEO of Amazon; Jeff Bozas
Nahh, the CEO of Amozan.
@ariellenahh the KEO of Amozan
@stupidguy9000nahh the KEU of Amuzan
Nah the KOE of Umazon💀
nahh, tha cio uf uxabon; reff tozat
"I forgot how useless men are nowdays"
The house she lives in:
All the furniture:
Tv:
Electronics:
Iirc, none of the boys left early, but at least one girl did. At the very least fewer boys than girls did.
"Apart from bullying" was an understatement, one girl threatened to do something to herself that would get this comment moderated on yt
Off herself?
@Zzz yep
It won't, mentions of suicide rarely get moderated
suicide mentions don’t get moderated (mostly)
@TheTurkeeFlee Oh, they do. Trust me, they do get moderated. Quite a lot too.
1.6 mil wouldn’t even make a dent in bezos’ wallet.
if he had a dollar for each time he saw cringe call him jeff bozas
The funniest part about that experiment with the kids was the last day. The girls went out of their way to clean it up and make it look nice before their parents arrived. The boys took it as their last chance to be as destructive as possible.
almost 100 likes but no replies? ill fix that :)
Funniest thing is that girls mature earlier, and then you wonder “why weren’t the boys as mature?”. This same experiment was done on adults for survival in the wild, and guess what happened
@꧁♡︎Luna_Milkii♡︎꧂ 🤓
@NightMare2.0Well, what happened?
That last ladys' boyfriend cheated on her, 💯😂
This man spreading love instead of hate.
Joe is a chad we all need in our life
L-OLL: CF! I DONT KNOW WHO USES CF(oh superflip)
ME: Lik
Cfop is the most aggrivating solving method out there, roux is so much better
indeed
The most ugly flag is the rainbow flag
Every flag that is a country flag is beautiful.
Based opinion
“I forgot how useless men are nowadays” POV: Someone’s beating her up
Men: *Watching*
Thank you for dropping our attention spans from 1 minute to 5 seconds.
Thank you for dropping my attention span from 5 seconds to 1 second.
Paul Allen’s nightroutine include being chopped up by an axe
As a technoblade fan i knew those facts about the pig.
Speed running shorts are vital to my existence!
Ik
hi doge friend
Hello doges
We found Joe caine's mother
Hi cousins!
"I forgot how useless men are these days" bruh who tf let her out the cage
That one girl who say men are useless
Her husband be like: i guess i didnt need to work after all
Speedrunning shorts are one of the most useful things ever to come up on Clip-Share. Thank you, Joe, you're a time-saver.
yep
Men aren’t useless, and we need each other anyway
Look at how the percent men work then women
Those two experiments have full documentaries to go along with them. They’re called “girls alone” and “boys alone” and they’re definitely worth watching if you have a couple hours
I remember watching them a few years ago. To their credit, the boys did clean up after themselves when they realised they didn't have a lot of time left
@Lewis Davidson yeah but that was mostly because they didn’t want their parents to be upset at them if I remember correctly
@Bob Stevenson yeah that's what it was. They had an "oh shit" moment and scrambled to clean up so they didn't get in trouble
I remember watching the boys version, I didn't know there was a girls version
Also iirc the boys did manage to get together on their last (second to last?) day and have a proper meal outside (mac and cheese lol)
i remember watching it
they should've picked a smarter group of boys cause i do not do shit like this bru
Girls be like : Men are so useless
Me on my way to remind them men fight in war but girls don't : 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
“I forgot how useless men are nowadays..” “:[ but what about SPEEDRUNNING YT SHORTS?”
He summoned the whole Genshin community with one picture
I keep seeing these comments, and I have no idea what they mean.
@Kastonian Its a game named Genshin Impact and Joe (the creator of these shorts) adds them in,knowing that some of his fans know about this game so he added it or something like that
Here I am 🤣
Hehe~
YOU CALLED?
As a person from the girls community, i am deeply sorry for one of our member, you're not useless cuz you *SPEEDRUNNING SHOR-*
(Seriously, ur awesome)
Major respect to all the men who fought for YOUR country and built YOUR city
bro really called jeff bezos as "bozo"
bc thats what he is
bozas*
R.I.P. bozo 💀💀💀
They need us because we help reproduce 💀
To that last girl, it is literally the opposite for some women
We need to preserve this man
We started out with beds and pyramids and ended with sexism and hate
Let's all take a moment to appreciate that Joe watches these usually terrible shorts for our entertainment ❤
Don’t worry joe speed running shorts is the most useful thing a man can do
me and the boys would burn down the house in less then 2 hours
The king Joe Caine casually climbing his way to the top of 200 speedrunning shorts videos at the cost of his mentality. Also you dropped this climbing up to 100 speedrunning shorts, 👑.
The kids in the house experiment is hilarious when you compare it to the adults on an island experiment where the men instantly made fire and the women were so bad off they had to join the men to survive.
The last one is crazy, we are useless, but if we don't exist no one does anymore.
We need to help this man carry YT Shorts, he's been doing it alone for too long just imagine the damage in his shoulders
Ah yes "MeN aRe ThE wOrSt NoWaDaYs"
Soldiers: hello that hurt alot
As a boy, my house would look like the girls meanwhile my sister…I can’t say the same
As a teenage boy, if I was in the house with the boys, sure we’d chill out but when it came to cooking and cleanup I’d be like a damn drill sergeant lol
Edit: thanks for all the likes and the conversation in the replies, this is probably my most popular comment
Sameeeee
i just cant live in a messy house it ruins my mood
@kytesavbro fr
No messy house gang 🤜🤛
Sigma has joined the chat
Don't you guys ever forget what you are about to read:
Speedrunning Shorts.
"R.I.P bozo" 💀
Bozas*
translation: R.I.P you 💀💀💀
@Le gamer boi RIP YOU!
Bro even google translate makes fun of me, i clicked the translate of bozo and it said me
@Papa PK same 💀
Existing: Ligma
Speedrunning Shorts: Sigma
Alternate title: Spoiling your yt shorts experience
“I forgot how useless men are now days” *bro just forgot he helped her mother for her to exist*
Not all people have good fathers tho
@fulana_ de_tal true im giving that to you homie
@fulana_ de_tal not all people have good mothers. My cousins mother accused my uncle falsely of some fucked up shit and had a massive legal battle for custody. She doesn't get Christmas cards anymore
@Super K9 Letsplays i know, i've met bad mothers too, but not everyone having a good father was a bit more relevant of a reply
@Super K9 Letsplays L not even related.
My respect for women now is through the roof
Woman: I forgot how useless men are nowadays
Men: *actively building the world*
"Yall got Jeff Bezos?"
"Nah we got *Jeff Bozos* "
nah bro we got jeff boza over here
Nah bro we have gennaro beni here in italy
"jeff bozas" GOT ME SO BADLY💀💀💀
Pov girls:lets cook a sandwitch
Boys:lets throw knifes at each others
You arent useless,you are the king of speedruning shorts afterall.