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  • Published on May 30, 2018 veröffentlicht
  • You know when you have an idea, buy some stuff, start putting it all together then stand back and think WTF am I doing, well thats "The Bicycle of Springs" haha. This has just been a laugh as with no purpose or real understanding of what I was trying to achieve everyone who has witnessed this has just laughed.
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  • The Real Life Guys
    The Real Life Guys 4 years ago +964

    Haha you always have the best ideas, this was so much fun to watch, love it!😂

    • Drops2cents
      Drops2cents Year ago

      By the way: would it count as cheating if you would have used leaf springs? :-)

    • ya.pridelah
      ya.pridelah 4 years ago

      Kill You согласен

    • Le M
      Le M 4 years ago

      The Real Life Guys u

    • emilio l
      emilio l 4 years ago


    • Gamer _HD
      Gamer _HD 4 years ago

      Hi wie gehts

  • Vikky 2613
    Vikky 2613 2 years ago +1001

    Mountain bikers :full suspension is best
    No hard tails are better
    Collin: hold my wrench

    • Vikky 2613
      Vikky 2613 2 years ago +1

      @not an artist no body asked

    • not an artist
      not an artist 2 years ago

      I used to own a mountain bike which didn't have any amortization.
      Now I have a bike with front oil shocks and I want to swap them for steel pipes. More fun.

    • Bman_016
      Bman_016 2 years ago

      Walden Bart you talking about the super caliber

    • afc
      afc 2 years ago +1


    • Channing Totherow
      Channing Totherow 2 years ago +1


  • Holden
    Holden 2 years ago +692

    Mountain biker: “Yeah my bike frame is fully carbon, how about you?”
    Colin:”Yeeeeeeeah... It’s sorta complicated.”

    • J Bradley
      J Bradley 4 months ago

      @Magdalena Kujawa I have a mountain bike, but I don't ride it on a mountain

    • Warren Cash
      Warren Cash Year ago

      iNlInE sUsPeNsIoN

    • 1nvisible1
      1nvisible1 2 years ago

      *It's a trainer designed to get athletes to direct all their energy into the forward vector.*

    • Zwitch
      Zwitch 2 years ago

      @Magdalena Kujawa yeah why

    • Magdalena Kujawa
      Magdalena Kujawa 2 years ago

      Do you mountain bike?

  • Ryan Fuxa
    Ryan Fuxa 2 years ago +216

    This guy is literally every cartoon mad scientist that has absurd ideas.

    • One Star Boi
      One Star Boi 8 months ago +2

      @Branch & Vine dude you mean ferb???

    • Branch & Vine
      Branch & Vine Year ago +3

      Definitely pherb from phineas and pherb.

  • Cezariusus
    Cezariusus 2 years ago +80

    If you ever feel useless remember the 3rd spring, under the saddle.

  • mbrunnme
    mbrunnme 2 years ago +322

    2:35 -
    Colin: "If this thing is even remotely rideable in about an hour, I will be shocked."
    Bike: "If I am even remotely rideable in about an hour, I will be shocks."

    • escapegoat32
      escapegoat32 2 years ago

      Umm no just no

    • rae
      rae 2 years ago

      under-rated comment

  • Daniel Clark-hughes
    Daniel Clark-hughes 2 years ago +194

    "Daaaaad, my bike broke again!"
    "Just grab mine out the shed."
    "I'll walk..."

  • SubbieNautica
    SubbieNautica Year ago +13

    Spring provider: How stiff do you want them?
    Colin: Yes.

  • Sync
    Sync 4 days ago

    You are the happiest and most amazing person ever bro

  • Daniel Orozco
    Daniel Orozco 2 years ago +115

    "Waste of money, maybe. But I've enjoyed myself!" What a great way to look at things. 😊✌

    • royal decree for the church of muskology
      royal decree for the church of muskology Year ago +1

      With 20mill views on this video he could buy a house deposit. Those springs probably cost 1k to 2k and he probably made about 100k on this video.

    • Kaiedyn 05
      Kaiedyn 05 Year ago +1

      He makes money from wasting money😂

    • Enji Bkk
      Enji Bkk 2 years ago +1

      Thats pretty much like travelling / going on vacation

    • Mihael64
      Mihael64 2 years ago +6

      If you like it then it's not a waste of money

  • Moe Lester
    Moe Lester 2 years ago +418

    "do you ride front suspension or full suspension?"

    • Nelson Glover
      Nelson Glover Year ago

      @1-JAKE-1 yes it is, what do you think mtbs looked like 90s?

    • Aman singh Singh
      Aman singh Singh Year ago

      Guys listen here if you like share and subscribe

    • 1-JAKE-1
      1-JAKE-1 2 years ago +1

      Nathan Witowski that’s not a mountain bike 🤔

    • Nathan Witowski
      Nathan Witowski 2 years ago

      @1-JAKE-1 not bmx

    • 1-JAKE-1
      1-JAKE-1 2 years ago +2

      Nathan Witowski basically everyone does

  • Owen Steed
    Owen Steed 2 years ago +54

    It makes me so nervous how he always wears a tie around power tools 😂

    • the tessellater
      the tessellater Year ago +2

      We would get a sharp whack across the buttocks with a three-foot steel rule by our metalwork teacher if we went near any machine tools with our ties not tucked in.
      (prior to the PC brigade preventing teacher's abuse of their charges)

    • The1trueDave
      The1trueDave Year ago

      @Griffen Gaine A clip-on one? I really hope so :-)

    • Griffen Gaine
      Griffen Gaine 2 years ago +12

      Owen Spitfire it’s a safety tie

  • sumit joshi
    sumit joshi 2 years ago +2

    I like the enthusiasm this guy has , experimenting with utmost happiness ❤️

  • TReXcuRRy
    TReXcuRRy 4 years ago +792

    It's so beautiful that Colin's channel is growing, and he is insisting on keeping it the way it was. This video is really like the good old Colin videos wayyyyyy back in the day. In an environment where Clip-Share has changed so much you are one of the oldschool channels who keeps a firm grip on its original recipe, how it all started. And you grow, and grow. Thanks Colin. Love u dude.

  • Gabriel Bejenaru
    Gabriel Bejenaru 2 years ago +3

    I cracked my self laughing at the fact that he was laughing at himself and how crazy even he taught his own idea was 😆 🤣 😂 must love this man for his craziness, enthusiasm and motivation. People like him you don't get to see every day.

  • rjs8585
    rjs8585 2 years ago +208

    I couldn't imagine the pain one would have to go through if one's nut was to get trapped in those springs

    • m e
      m e Year ago

      OH GoD tHE PaiN

    • Combed Autumn
      Combed Autumn Year ago +1

      That happened to my little brother in the park when we were kids. They had them ride things mounted on springs you used to rock back and forth on. Got his nads caught between the spring. It was a blood bath, I just remember the image of him waddling like John Wayne down the road crying with blood dripping from between his legs. He must have been about 8 at the time. Lol thirty years later he's just about over it but no one has forgotten

    • the tessellater
      the tessellater Year ago


    • MostlyMessi
      MostlyMessi Year ago

      @Tom oh ok. I thought that "nut" meant balls not the metal nut smh I'm dumb.

    • Tom
      Tom Year ago

      @MostlyMessi I don't think there would be a lot of pain associated with a metal nut.

  • TimeHunter
    TimeHunter 2 years ago +1

    Your videos are exactly what I needed during this strange time!

  • Ian Everitt
    Ian Everitt 2 years ago +1

    Colin has made some of the most amazing things but this is the video I always come back to as it is the perfect Furze video. It has no point, Colin laughs the whole time at the absurdity of it all. Only he could have run so far with this that he actually made it work... sort of.

  • The.mask.guy1
    The.mask.guy1 3 years ago +947

    “Does your bike have suspicions”
    “It’s made out of suspension “

    • Muhd Yan
      Muhd Yan 2 years ago

      Even the wheels are springs💀💀

    • Aleksimaier but not really
      Aleksimaier but not really 2 years ago +1

      Here is a tutotial to turn off auto correct for IOS ( i found out how to turn it off without the tutorial): clip-share.net/video/1YUG2mvCC8I/video.html

    • T00LB0X
      T00LB0X 2 years ago


    • MineZombE
      MineZombE 2 years ago

      BEUZAK TSéMANIE r/woooooosh

      REVERS'O'MATIC 2 years ago +3

      @Meow That's the whole point of it..?

  • bill bill
    bill bill 2 years ago +1

    This is how they made bikes in the olden days before they realized they could fill in the spaces between the coils to get maximum stiffness out of the springs. They called this new spring type a "tube" and bicycle makers have been using it ever since.

  • Piet kire
    Piet kire 2 years ago

    it's been a while since something had me crying as much with laughter as seeing you ride a spring bike that bounces around. lovely. absolutely spiffy.

  • Cefn Gwyn
    Cefn Gwyn 2 years ago +4

    I've just pulled a muscle laughing at this mad bugger!
    One of my favourite channels.

  • ButterBear
    ButterBear 2 years ago +8

    "If this thing is remotely rideable, I'll be shocked"
    Nice one lol

  • SuperPosition
    SuperPosition 2 years ago +1

    Technically the question at 1:19 didn't make sense, Newton metres, or Nm, are a measurement of moment (which in layman's terms means "turning force"), not simply "force". A Newton meter is defined as the moment caused by a force of one Newton applied exactly one meter away from the pivot.

  • tvsinesperanto
    tvsinesperanto Year ago

    @3:45 - The exact moment I internally said "I told you so" and then laughed right along with you because I've made that mistake 100 times.
    Those springs are basically strings. Beef up the tension.
    Dunno why you are using 2 springs though. A lighter spring on either axis would have done the job more efficiently.
    But I get that the pint was to do something engaging. You nailed that.
    EDIT: I should really wait until the end before I comment.

  • mgpvii
    mgpvii 8 months ago

    The level of effort and the continued rework in the making of something completely useless is unbelievable. That being said...I LOVE IT!

  • pickle Productions
    pickle Productions 2 years ago +1

    Just imagine this could be the bike of the future

  • Micah Philson
    Micah Philson 4 years ago +294

    It's ironic that now that it's made of springs, it's almost impossible to bounce with it.

    • janetweed
      janetweed 4 years ago +5

      Well at least you we're able to spring into action for this opportunity

    • MohdTN
      MohdTN 4 years ago +8

      Because this springs absorbs energy

  • OneCity4Life
    OneCity4Life Year ago +1

    That actually looks really fun to ride!
    Now what if you could replace the spokes with bungees...

  • Mitchell Otto
    Mitchell Otto 2 years ago

    I love this dude. I would love to be this happy all the time

  • Cool Film Movies
    Cool Film Movies 2 years ago +16

    Mountain biker: I ride a full suspension trail bike
    This guy: You call that full suspension

  • xiphs
    xiphs 2 years ago +17

    "It rides like a normal bike, it just does weird things..."

  • Ray Ngabo
    Ray Ngabo 2 years ago +4

    Oh man, this guy is having the time of his life😂

  • SatiricZero 3753
    SatiricZero 3753 2 years ago +1

    You could put a bit of metal rod through the springs to limit how far it can go side to side

  • Aem
    Aem 2 years ago +3

    Serious dedication:
    Make a bike out of springs
    And revaluate your life choices.

  • Austen
    Austen 2 years ago +7

    He seems like a friendly madman let's see him do a car now lol

    • x System
      x System 2 years ago +2

      he already created a tank..a drill tank

  • shane mcnally
    shane mcnally 4 years ago +9

    YES!!!!! The FURZ is at it again. Please more of the classic builds. Simple. Insane. And just a blast to watch. More please

  • wesley ooms
    wesley ooms Year ago

    You know that the spring stiffness is inversely proportional to it's length, right? So you could as well shorten the weaker springs to make them stiffer.

  • Convenire
    Convenire 2 years ago +2

    This definitely needs to become motorized

  • Vee Vitae
    Vee Vitae 2 years ago

    I could see this being marketed as a very impact resistant bike. Y'know... for bicycle demolition derbies. I'm sure those exsist.

  • Svens Music, Relaxation and Visualization

    This is so ridiculous! :D:D:D:D Thanks for keeping at it and completing your crazy ideas! :D It's a pleasure to watch!

  • Hacksmith
    Hacksmith 4 years ago +1173

    That actually looks really fun to ride!
    Now what if you could replace the spokes with bungees...

    • Aman singh Singh
      Aman singh Singh Year ago

      @Hanwul listen here if you like share and subscribe

    • Aman singh Singh
      Aman singh Singh Year ago

      Guys listen here if you like share and subscribe

    • Madhu Venkat Raju Paruchrla
      Madhu Venkat Raju Paruchrla 2 years ago

      Hi Hacksmith iam a huge fan of u and I am from India

    • Kevin
      Kevin 4 years ago

      the Hacksmith how is your iron man flying thing man

    • Barrens chat
      Barrens chat 4 years ago

      shush :D

  • xiangshan tan
    xiangshan tan 2 years ago

    I enjoy how happy he is, I wanna be this positive lol

  • Drops2cents
    Drops2cents Year ago

    I think we can all agree that Colin is enjoyably crazy.
    And yes, that's a compliment.

  • mozl83
    mozl83 2 years ago

    I just found this channel and I can't handle this guy. I'm dying laughing :D

  • JB Springs (John Binns & Son Springs Ltd)

    Brilliant and absolutely bonkers! If you need any springs for future Furze videos, get in touch - it'd be great if our springs could get involved 👍🏻

  • Mtn Sage
    Mtn Sage 2 years ago

    I'm impressed by this is many ways.
    First the time and effort.
    Second the money.
    Third. Just the idea.
    Fourth that he started out so small.
    Fifth. The chain stayed on alot longer then I would expect. You doing what you did to the bike, you still managed to get it just close enough so the chain falls off a little bit of the time. I don't know with a platform like the springs, can produce a stable enough distance to not let any slack fall on the chain and them possibly jump off.
    And I would love to see you come back to this idea. But instead of just making the structural integrity of the bike be springs, look at some points on the bike that you could put springs on and maybe make this bike something different. Something jumpy. Probably more dangerous. So there is risk with this play. But. Again. I'm still impressed.

  • Keith L
    Keith L 2 years ago

    When you did the 90 degrees (top and side) it was genius. By adding the 45 degree spring, it went downhill fast (pun intended).

  • Chuck Sannel
    Chuck Sannel Year ago

    Yep, its genius! Collisions are drastically less lethal! You should talk to bicicle manufacturers!

  • Olve Austlid
    Olve Austlid 2 years ago

    How is it possible not to like such a project? Great stuff

  • Dafins
    Dafins 4 years ago +11

    This project had me laughing all the way through. So damn funny. One day you gotta come back and upgrade this. Maybe supports inside the springs on other parts of the frame.

  • Anonymous Person
    Anonymous Person 2 years ago

    That actually sounds useful for riding up and down staircases.

  • Daniel La Point
    Daniel La Point Year ago

    I try to watch a colinfurze video a day to remind me to have fun. Thanks, Colin!

  • The amateur biologist

    I just want everyone to know this is a welders nightmare thin steel, heat sensitive, painted, partially Rusty, covered in oil, careful measurements required, no sketches/measurements are planning in sight. I'm surprised he even took on this challenge.

  • Missing The Scene

    If you have this still, you totally need to convince a pro downhill rider to take it for a spin!

  • H3zzard
    H3zzard 4 years ago +99

    "I think I'll put it in the same box as the Cake-O-Matic and Bin Stomper..."
    So we'll be seeing a combination of these three together then? A self-pedalling bicycle of springs that distributes cake. Nice.

    • crustybomb
      crustybomb 4 years ago

      sounds like something so ridiculous and hillarious that it might just be made by some badass madman with a youtube channel(obvious refferance is obvious lol)...

    • Eren
      Eren 4 years ago

      I hope

    • Captain Code
      Captain Code 4 years ago


    • Finn Dann
      Finn Dann 4 years ago

      this needs to go to the top right now so colin can see it

    • MattOGormanSmith
      MattOGormanSmith 4 years ago +2

      A Mechanacal Antoinette, that lets them (forces them to) eat cake? :)

  • Tony Bright
    Tony Bright 2 years ago

    Just needed one more spring, a derailleur jockey wheel setup to keep tension as the distance from the crank to the rear wheel sprocket changed.

  • Neil Sangte
    Neil Sangte Year ago +1

    You could actually ride the feeling of suspense now!

  • Мика Автобус

    It would be interesting to set up shock absorbers! At least one ☝

  • Alex Lewer
    Alex Lewer 2 years ago

    Brilliant. Laughed out loud several times 😂

  • James Bradwell
    James Bradwell 4 years ago +254

    Now to organise a collab with Danny MacAskill and get him to put this thing through its paces.
    I really hope these sorts of videos are profitable, as they're so much more fun than the more recent ones!

    • Rizqi Rizaldo
      Rizqi Rizaldo 4 years ago

      And more fun than most of "entertaining" youtube channels

    • Galaxis
      Galaxis 4 years ago +7

      Ok, but the car hot tub, that was cool, and hilarious. :)

  • Chris Ryan
    Chris Ryan 2 years ago

    Shock absorbers inside the springs might toughen up the frame.

  • Anthony Armour
    Anthony Armour 2 years ago +12

    Love colin...
    youtube recommended this today...

  • Louis James Lago
    Louis James Lago 2 years ago +5

    9:08 "It just does weird things" laughed so hard at this🤣🤣

  • Rabbitfighter9 9
    Rabbitfighter9 9 2 years ago +4

    How much travel does your bike have?
    This guy :

  • iNFiNiTY125
    iNFiNiTY125 4 years ago +3204

    "It rides like a normal bike, it just does weird things..."

    • Snom Brero
      Snom Brero 2 years ago

      Full Subspansion 🤣

    • Lance Teves
      Lance Teves 2 years ago

      And thats a fact

    • TK - 2007
      TK - 2007 2 years ago

      Someone: "My bike has Shock Absorbers."
      Colin: "My bike is a Shock Absorber."

    • Wencatsandpigsfly
      Wencatsandpigsfly 2 years ago

      Pretty much my entire life

    • Leon Hubbard
      Leon Hubbard 2 years ago

      probably weighs as much as 4 bikes too!

  • Ghazy Pangerang
    Ghazy Pangerang Year ago

    "I'd totally hit that if I had a full squish!" taken to another level.

  • Calum A
    Calum A 2 years ago

    Yeah fair play that's actually funny!
    I applaud your determination not to give up, regardless of the price.

  • Jimmys Clips
    Jimmys Clips Year ago +5

    'Does your bike have full suspension?'
    'It has that, and more.'

  • Fonzie’s Garage
    Fonzie’s Garage 2 years ago

    So when he realizes it’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever done , he says “so I’m just going to keep going!” Love it !!

  • jayzo_sayers
    jayzo_sayers 4 years ago +104

    A project that turns into a money pit.
    _Looks around at the incomplete projects in my bedroom that have become too expensive to continue with_

  • Dynatic
    Dynatic 2 years ago +3

    Just imagine Colin doing bmx tricks on this bike 😂.

  • Leo Lana
    Leo Lana Year ago +1

    I feel so happy to know you're in the planet... I thought I were the only one to have those ideias.. thanks for exist bro!

  • zombine555
    zombine555 2 years ago +1

    Put a belt system on it instead of a chain, it should function fine.

  • Phrog
    Phrog 2 years ago

    You can just see that he loves doing this

  • Jeroen
    Jeroen 4 years ago +45

    2:33 "If this thing is even remotely ride-able in about an hour, I would be shocked" I see what you did there, Colin.

    • Malta inu
      Malta inu 4 years ago +1

      Hahaha hahaha I've been 'bouncing' around laughing at this

    • Max J
      Max J 4 years ago

      ok but now I wanna see what it would be like with shocks inside the springs...

  • robert
    robert 2 years ago +6

    I dont think I have ever laughed so hard before at any Clip-Share clip before.

  • Sub Scribers
    Sub Scribers 2 years ago

    This cycle will definitely break your back one day 😂😂😂

  • KARL 2003
    KARL 2003 2 years ago

    THIS BIKE...CAN already be considered
    "The bicycle of the FUTURE"

  • big leggy
    big leggy 2 years ago +5

    this has the same energy as "I've invented a knife-wielding tentacle."

  • Raptor Jesus
    Raptor Jesus 4 years ago +9

    Colin is at his best when he's just having a bit of fun.

  • me curse you mimikyu

    You'd think he'd do that to a mountain bike with suspension and not a normal bike with none 😂

  • Tinker Man
    Tinker Man 2 years ago

    Alright who's gonna be the one to tell Colin that the metal tube that the bike was originally made of is essentially already a spring,

  • Connor’s Small engines

    I was yelling “DOUBLE SPRINGS COLIN!” The whole time

  • s1pierro
    s1pierro 2 years ago

    You'de better to use spring to store and restore braking looses. Springs can also be made from carbon fiber...
    but this wall grab is priceless

  • I control the spice
    I control the spice 4 years ago +358

    1970: In 2018 we will have flying cars!
    2018: Let's make a bicycle out of springs!

  • Andreas Lianos
    Andreas Lianos 2 years ago

    Colinfurze: "Lets make a bike out of springs"
    Voice of logic deep inside it's head: "should we make the suspension out of springs?"
    Colinfurze "That is utterly stupid mate !?"

  • South ⬇️ to North ⬆️

    Use Co axial tubes with linear bearings along with these springs. Will give better result.

  • KEN
    KEN 2 years ago

    🎵🎵Your ideas are so fun and interesting✨

  • Nico
    Nico Year ago

    I think it would work better if the bar angling down at 135 degrees was the only spring with no top bar at 90 degrees. The spring I think would have to be significantly thicker and more compact with less room between the coil. Other than that, keep the remainder solid and you should have a better ride

  • Kv 2
    Kv 2 2 years ago +7

    the end when he smacks in the wall cracked me up! 🤣
    i cant stop laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

  • Vanilla Official®

    spring seller: how stiff would you like for the springs?
    Colin: yes

  • Will Dyson
    Will Dyson 2 years ago

    Carrera: we have just launched a mountain bike with exceptional suspension.
    Colin: hold my springs

  • electric 20
    electric 20 2 years ago

    I love his commitment to such a stupid thing😂😂

  • Ayoub E.
    Ayoub E. 4 years ago +1563

    The only true full suspension mountain bike

  • Rebecca Klein
    Rebecca Klein 8 months ago

    What I got from this video: to make a bike out of springs, you need the springs to be as unspringy as possible

  • hopper hardlotte
    hopper hardlotte 2 years ago

    Love your builds awesome videos all the way from Canada

  • Xlaxsauce
    Xlaxsauce 2 years ago

    I think you were on to something, but i guess you need pipes that can slide together in the springs to keep it more rigid but lets the springs move

  • SouthWest Bristol MX

    What an amazing creative person 💪🏽💙 Thanks for sharing 😎

  • andrewesquivel
    andrewesquivel 4 years ago +96

    This is truly the Pinnacle of human achievement