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"Let the free market save this company that's not profitable" was sheer genius that no one in the audience seems to have got.
No one in the audience?
the joke starts with a C-word, but yes
But, but..Psst!When it's not from Our World( Fourteen Eyes+NATO+OECD member countries), then it certainly ain't having nothing to do with "free market" - let alone 'that C-word', Ms "@Sarah H.".
"ThE InViSiBlE HaNd Of ThE FrEe MaRkEt"
Ronnie always finds a way to take stabs at Trevor, sometimes in a more subtle way (like the apartheid joke), or directly like with Trevor's own tweets... I think Ronnie is underrated as a comedian, he's so funny.
I could do with a 3 hour montage of every correspondent bit from the past year or so. Such an amazingly funny cast all around.
@music authority You'd probably die from something but definitely not laughter.
I don't know if I could take much daily show all at once? I'd laugh myself too death.
Ai gente, o que vamos fazer sem o Trevor Noah nas nossas vidas?
Everything I was doing without him in my life to begin with 😂
@K.O. FPV that's it, sad but true
Think I suppose.
He will be sorely missed. We will be reduced to following his tours and catching his specials.
Ronnie Chang kills me every time. Love his humor.
Cheng’s bit about Musk growing up under apartheid and how no one in the room could understand why that was like had me in stitches. Absolutely amazing 😂
@NH Dwayne Elon left apartheid and studied rocket science. Where is your point?
@Meow DNC and FBI are caught red handed to censor twitter to influence a election ?? But that doesnt bother ?? That's actually against the Law and that doesn't bother you?? Instead you take something from someone's past that might be true or even might not be true ??? Gossip isn't news and you can't convict someone of crime based on gossip. That's a tactic that apartheid South Africa would have done. The thing you are accusing others of is the very thing you are doing.
@Heavens Devil I’m sick of Elon!
@nhdwayne knowing people that know rocket science is not the same as knowing rocket science.
@Fʟʏ Lɪᴍᴀ Yeah but the joke is that since Elon was a white South African, his experience was the complete opposite of Trevor. So Trevor did in fact have no idea what it was like, cause Trevor didn't get to be part of the "superior" race during apartheid.
I love how they're always trolling Trevor with his own tweets. 😂🤣
Often other companies follow Apple’s moves. That’s why I’m surprised Elon brought up so much attention to them pulling out.
The train employees just want more than one paid sick day a year and they deserve it. They have been taken advantage of for far too long. They are being forced to drive without sleep and while sick because Buffet and others want to make billions. And they’re driving things like nuclear waste around. They deserve paid time off, sick leave, and to have a safe work environment. They are vital to our entire economy.
@Wurth-It Travel Adventures You don't work a day in your life, bet.
@Erik Elenström MIT's "opinion" on what constitutes a "livable" wage are what is out of touch with reality since they set livable above the average.I'm done discussing this with you. it's clear you are irrational on the subject. Happy Holidays.
@Karim Madueno agree. I have been lucky that all my adult life I have had such benefits. they are certainly needed.And why shouldn't the people we depend on so much for our supply chain not receive those same benefits? it's barbaric. In an age of pandemics sick days are needed to contain epidemics and pandemics.
@Erik Elenström if you can't see thar saying a livable wage is higher than the *average* household income of one of the richest nations on the planet is unrealistic, then there is no point in continuing our conversation. And sport, it's on *you* to prove it too. And you've done nothing on that front.And finally, I find a net income of 26k to be fine for a single adult* and my daughter supports a stay at home husband and two kids on over 30k less MIT says is required. They live in a really nice 2 story house too .* including annual ski vacations, a car, a couple new gaming laptops, a 56" tv, a 34" monitor. The key is don't eat out more than once a week and don't get star bucks.
@Mac Mcleod so US statistics are out of tutch with reality.You haven't made a single argument to show that MITs numbers are incorrect. To do that you need to show problems or inconsistencies with their methodology.Just to ignore it because it don't comports to your worldview is not an argument.
Ronny always has the best joke delivery. Can't believe he's able to do so with a straight face, especially when Trevor is there just laughing about the South Africa experience. Trevor will be missed.
Receeding Hairline Musk to Apple: "Finally! Our Battle will be legendary"Tim Apple in a few years: "For him, the day Apple banned Twitter from the AppStore was the most important day of his life. But for us, it was Tuesday."
Love how Ronny Chieng roasts Trevor every time. Brilliant.
Ronny was the perfect way to end the segment, almost cracked up, and there's a class writing an exam in the library😂
I'm going to miss Trevor. 😢
I Love it when Trevor can't help but laugh at his own jokes. lol!
As an African, the irony of the Elon Musk apartheid joke hits on so many levels. This comedy was born a crime.
@itachimistress While I do understand your intended meaning, what you said is like saying a black person is not American because of their experience and living conditions in that country. I can tell you now that black Americans consider themselves and are known as AMERICANS. But you already know that you're just arguing to pass time.
@Em E. yea africans of color are racist.
@Julie Daggett My comments about the race is that, no matter where Elon Musk, or any white person for that matter, grew up he is still considered white. African normally holds a connotation for sub-saharan Africans. The Bohemian Rhapsody song is an unfortunate result of pop culture repeatedly using it without providing credits/names to the younger generation. It's not the first time kids thought they "discovered" a song that's actually been redone over and over again
@Em E. lol
@J. Langer - Go to bed, child.
As I am literally listening to trains come through neighborhoods I am surrounded by...all night and day. And members of my family worked for trucking companies. Give the train workers everything they ask for!
@Peter Last who brought up communism?Also, if Congress can't force an agreement, and the rail companies don't cave, then the strike is *going* to happen. "Face reality"
@Peter Last > think of how complex running a railroad is…Vastly. Who do you imagine is running it now? Do you suppose that one of the shareholders is in charge of ordering all of the railroad ties? Another does the taxes? 🤔> but how do think that government organization or company is really going to function if the workers allowed to keep electing a leadership that says it would keep raising the their payI assume that the workers would vote to give themselves full shares of the profits. Basically, continue to do what they do right now, but mail the dividend checks to themselves instead of some randos that didn't actually do any of the work. 🤷♂> It is possible for workers to own something like a grocery store, or other single location businesses, but a railroad is just too complex.It's already being run by the workers. Ownership's workday used to consist entirely of saying, "You may begin," but now they have servants called CEOs to say it for them. 😜
@Server Surfer think of how complex running a railroad is, and you think a union leadership that truly represents the railroad workers could run it effectively (face reality dude). Companies or government government organizations are not democracies for actual reasons. A government is a bunch of complex organizations run by leaders chosen by the national leadership, which can be elected by the nation’s citizens (although in some national leaderships are unelected dictatorships). Think of it this way, companies or government organizations workers pay is set by their leadership, but how do think that government organization or company is really going to function if the workers allowed to keep electing a leadership that says it would keep raising the their pay (just to put one example)? Private ownership of railroads may have railroads run less effectively than government ownership (just look up of how much more efficient the Soviet railroads were), but railroads owned by the workers would just lead to completely failed railroads. It is possible for workers to own something like a grocery store, or other single location businesses, but a railroad is just too complex.
@Peter Last Yes, I understand our inheritance laws. I said that ownership should should be given to the workers, and you claimed they'd be helpless without government or "private business" to spend their money for them. 🤦♂
@Server Surfer if the shareholders dropped dead the ownership of the railroads won’t go to the railroad workers, it would go to the next of kin of the shareholders, or failing that, to the government (who eventually takes over anything that last wills and testaments can’t cover). You need to learn how the world works pal, since there hasn’t been a single nation that had true communism (in the Soviet Union the government dictatorship controlled everything, including the railroads). The same thing is true for every other so called communist nation that ever existed. The overall running of a business as complicated as a railroad would be far to complex for a union organization to effectively handle, and the financial institutions would be well aware of this, but like I said the railroad worker unions will never get ownership anyways (because it is not how the world and human nature works).
Ronny Chieng would be my pick for the next host of The Daily Show. His particular brand of annoyed incredulity is a perfect match for current world events.
@Minolta Araya I guess you don't know about it being a U and not an O. So considering you messed up 2 out of 5 letters...I suppose: Get an education. There, I talked to you back. Clearly respect for people, and their names, has not been learned by you yet.
@SuperAH1985 Are you referring to the accent over the e? Get a life, a job, a hobby. But here you go I talked to you, you’re welcome. 🥰
Yes!His style is great!He has a way to tell a joke in a very funny way.Really not appreciated enough. His accent I think adds to his ability as a comedian.
Someone new hopefully! Henry Golding will be phenomenal at this
I LOVE the fact that I got an Apple+ ad during the Elon Musk vs Apple story about their reduced advertising. Well played, Apple. Well played.
I got an ad for Getir- which features a dancing Banana 😅😅😅😅
Its a bit funny that man who made his wealth by never paying for advertising, now owns a company that only makes money by advertising.
I can watch this over and over.
These guys and their writing teams are-as usual-ON POINT.Thanks, Trevor and Ronny!
Trevor, railroad wife here. The negotiations have been going on for years not just months. Also, "some rail workers have rejected" I know that's a different news clip, but several hundreds rejected it. Thank you for adding it to your segment and showing the world what so many rail workers are dealing with; and some have died due to the lack of sick days.
The fact that anyone has limited sick days is so bizarre to me.
@iseewhatyoudidthere It's the folks refusing to compensate them properly who are holding the country hostage.
@Tyler Durden population is selfish?? What? You do not think that th CEO's making Billions in profit have anything to do with it?
@Tyler Durden the way the railroad unions are set up they have cooling periods and Congress involvement. I don’t know enough about how they work but I know it’s not the same as healthcare or other unions striking.
The rail workers were way too patient, they should strike.The rest of the population is selfish and don't care that these worker are sometimes dying...they only care about the inconvenience of stiff not arriving.
These parents exploiting their kids for social media are truly disgusting. Loved the statement about them getting checked by CPS.
Ronny just always kills it man
I love Trevor’s show and will be sorry to see him leave.
The elon south africa thing had me rolling. love ronny
Wonder if Elon understands that free speech means Apple has the right, NOT to speak on your platform.
@BetterLifeAhead , BINGO! I don't get that there are still people out there defending Musk after his infamous "Comedy is now legal on Twitter" tweet and shortly after going on a ban spree. I'm embarrassed because my partner is one of those Elon fanboys and believes that we are all just 'haters'. He ignores that even some of his cult members are now turning on him.
Does free speech mean that CCP can force Apple to remove Airdrop on Chinese citizens iPhones, too?
The so called Freedom of speech absolutist lol
@Isabel McGaugh twitter is not bad for business. Apple is against free speech. Dont you agree censoring scientists, who time has proven were correct, was bad? Try to understand, you are brainwashed, and people are dying today because of it, blood clots.
He doesn't understand fee speech cause companies have the right to set limits to your speech. Same as someone entering your home. You can kick them out if they say things you don't like.
I died at the banana line🤣
I'm going to hang on to Trevor's leg screaming "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US!" as he walks away from TDS 😭
I imagine horrible Musk lying awake at night wondering why the whole world is laughing at him. Makes me sleep soundly.
@Earnem He's definitely lighter than a year ago.
@Chris333 He got a 2b loan from his friend, and a loan from the government. Guy is having a tough time paying back
@Kanyarat Baker he is worth 100b now, he lost a major amount of his net worth
@Kanyarat Baker true. you start with a small "loan" of a 100 million USD from your father
@Abdulahim abdilehe’s also a serial liar (this whole thing about Apple supposedly threatening to take him off the App Store was apparently complete hogwash), sponsors dangerous radicals, acts like he’s above the law, has no respect for his employees, has incredibly thin skin, and wastes tons of money on stuff like Twitter or messing with the rail network in several countries in ways that would leave it off worse than before, in favor of having shiny, future-looking stuff, not to mention he brands himself as the founder of Paypal and Tesla, when in fact that is not true and he instead simply bought the rights to call himself that.He’s a big baby who got all his wealth from his father and makes more poor business decisions than his followers - who treat him like a genius in a cult-like obsession - would like to admit; no wonder he gets along so well with Trump
This guy who tweeted that has a lot of sense that's all I can say. Lionel Messi is quite a player as the main reason I got into world cup and cheered for Argentina four years ago.
I've never felt so guilty about not eating a banana lol
@OnlyMsNicky brown bananas is perfect for making banana bread, pancakes or banana muffins 🥞😋 it's naturally sweet
I honestly felt called out at that moment 😳
@Ducklingscap or buy just what you need
Just make banana bread or pancakes out of them if they become to soft and brown the next time :)
That bit by Ronny Chieng was legendary.
I love Trevor Noah and this show. But I am so hung up on him talking about Kraft Mac n Cheese with a picture of Velveeta Shells behind him 😂.
Now that Elon’s done this, Apples stock prices have gone way up.
This guy is so confused he has no idea which side to be part off... thank Elon for this!
He slipped in the line..."we know no one ordered latkes". His intelligent humor and ability to uncover deeper truths will be sorely missed and yet, wherever he goes, he'll be bringing his bright light to our world!
"The viruses are going to emerge anyway when the ice caps melt" was supposed to be a joke. Except nobody laughed. They just accepted that all as the truth. I feel kind of sad about that.
I was looking for christmas dinner recipes, and mistakenly clicked on "Elon's Beef with Apple". That sounds lovely.
Elon made a beef product out of an apple. Wowzer he really is a great inventor and innovator. Now I bet everyone will turn vegan!!
The gifts of Trevor’s team has been just Amazing! All of them Gems!
Ronny is quite possibly as funny as Trevor if not funnier. Brilliant🎉
Ronny made me cry laughing 😂😂 I needed that
i love how the tyrants are always the ones attempting to convince us that somehow "tyranny is what lies ahead" if we DON'T give them what they want...
@Mr. Xandarious my point exactly
@Marco Blesius who owns the Washington post again?
@Tyler Durden do you understand the implications of billionaires controlling the media?
It's getting rediculous now. People are more disconcerted that a billionair bought Twitter as if it's the end of the world, than the fact that A Russian psycopath with enough nukes to destroy the world 500 times over has his finger on the button.Dafuq is wrong with people?
@Matthew Melkesian i don't!? wrong person?
usually people stop at "too soon" but ronny took it one step further 😂
Some of our billionaires are putting a whole new spin on the term "disposable wealth."😎👌
"YOU COMMIES" lol priceless gonna miss catching my worldly updates from these guys
I will follow Trevor's career anywhere. Thank you for showing us how to communicate and understand what is happening around us. Thank you for helping me be more aware of life.
You will follow whoever the Daddy TV tells you to.
You can see it really pained McConnell to have to lie like that.
@James Pyacek Yup. It's not that there's no place in the GOP for white supremacists, it's that GOP is THE place for them!
@Troy Hunter Facts. Often the people I see talking about word salad are confused by any sentence with more than zero prepositions
Looked like those words tasted like vinegar coming out of his mouth.
Considering how much Trump has bashed McConnell lately, I have to wonder if McConnell actually enjoyed returning the favor. But it's hard to know with that turtle face of his.
@HalfAssRanch I think you're just not that smart if you didn't know what he meant. He put blah blah in there and it broke you.
I love to see Ronny as the next host, his absolute incredulity is hilarious.
What can the railroad workers do? Well, how about removing a rail or two. Remember, railroad derailments are usually caused by railroad executives failing to maintain the tracks to keep their profits high.
Now now, you know Darth Vader wasn't pro-planet-destruction. That was his running mate, Lord Palpatine. He denounced it in front of a full panel of Moffs, including Moff Tarkin, and never once showed their Death Star project any real support.
Not only am I Costa Rican, but I am also currently eating a banana. This is hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣 And I currently have bananas on my counter and hoping they won't rot before I decide to finally eat them...
That Mac and Cheese-Lawyer bit was so Norm MacDonald.
It’s amazing how this man can accrue 1M views on a video with just commentary, no guest & he’s really just about to walk away from the platform
The “too Soon Yi?” After mentioning Woody Allen killed me. 😂
The translater is brilliant, i speak arabic and it felt like the king himself was translating with all that passion lol
Ronny always kills it with his segments 💀
While Costa always crushes it with his 🥁
that was hilarious!
Such great stuff always from Noah and his writers.
"Just nuke us now" 🤣🤣🤣
I really enjoy the way Ronny ends the show with making fun of trevor 🤣🤣🤣
And the irony that he's tweeting from 'Twitter for iphone' Apple response highlighting that was epic.
i love everyone on the daily show cast. Ronny and Trevor are great!
I’m watching this at 8 in the morning. Trevor may cry at having to eat Kraft macaroni and cheese for dinner, but I’m eating the microwave Kraft macaroni and cheese for breakfast right now as I watch this. And yes, I’m crying about it! My whole family is sick and we haven’t been able to go grocery shopping. Or do the dishes. Thank goodness I found a plastic spoon!
@Clarissa J And immediately sneeze on the drying dishes after you do them.SMART. YEAAAAAH. Spread the plague, why don't you!
@OnlyMsNickythank you so much! I still have kids home from school and work. But I’m feeling better today, so I know they won’t be far behind. Have a great day!
Wishing you & your family a fast recovery ❤
Love when Chieng comes on! He would be a hilarious next host for the daily show as well
I am watching this while having Mac and Cheese 🤣🤣
Ronny with the Woody Allen joke was just 🤌
Starting to like this show again
Never thought I would hear No Nut November joke from Trevor😂
The timing of hakunamatata 🤣🤣🤣
Funny how Elon was fine with the "Secret 30% tax " until they threaten to take the app out of the store.
You aren't fine with many things but you didn't make statements to all of them.
Did I just hear Zombie virus ? Nevermind 😆
there is a massive misconceptions about twitter charging 8 dollar vs apple charging 30 percent, it's like a farmer is selling apples for 8 dollar vs all the farmers has to pay 30 percent of that every 8 dollar revenue to gatekeeper. Trevor probably needs to fact check his scripts!
too-soon-yi! So funny and perfect.
Elon Musk: Apple hates free speech cause they wont give twitter money.Also Elon Musk: Lets make people pay 8 dollars a month for free speech.
With his last name being Fuentes, how can he… forget it. I’m done 😂
I like how everybody is worried about everything else beside the fact that Trevor is leaving 😢
I was thinking ….. just thinking …..how about making an interview or show with Trump? 🤔
This show has the funniest contributors and I laugh out loud every time one of them has a segment. Poking fun at Trevor’s soccer tweet was hilarious! 😂😂😂
Him being like"Do you have any idea what it's like growing up in apartheid Southafrica, Trevor?" almost killed me because I choked on my coffe, while bursting out in laughter
Ronny's skit was funny AF!
Trevor has been crushing it lately!
"Do you have any idea how hard that was for him Trevor?" Thank goodness I had just swallowed some coffee, because had it still been in my mouth, it surely would have exited through my nose.
Trevor Noah, did you know that people of Iran celebrated when US won the soccer game and they came to the streets dancing and chanting? But, many Iranians got arrested and even shot at for celebrating for the US victory.Those players were under a lot of pressure from the dictatorship of Islamic government .
"Too Soon-Yi?" did not get the attention it deserved. Runny killed this 😂😂😂😂
Apple should tell Elon musk not to charge for full self driving smh
Ronnie forgets where he was from, his asian parents would just go with the easiest and most commonly used reply when questioned about where he came from: "We found you in a trash can"
8:13, Trevor saying a random "Hakuna Matata" that goes under the radar because it ain't as audible and the Kenyan in me smiling like he bought me bread 😅😅😅😅
Thank you friend I had missed that xD
You really gotta hand it to Pence. The level of bs he can spew with a stone cold straight face... Trump should apologize... Even though that's a fact, I could never say it in seriousness with a straight face as if I believed him to be decent enough to really do it.
I'm glad Trevor is finding joy by following his goals by traveling and doing stand up comedy. But he's such an important voice for people from Generation Z and up. Through him we learn about the world. During Covid, I was so sad by the news and I could only watch the Daily Show since the news was attached to comedy.
Wait I hope you’re joking😂
your a beta for sure. wanna talk about discrimination go visit the world my friend . go visit south america , central , china and then come back and talk about no opporutnites in this country. you are an entitled little man for sure
@assy holey Name Checks Out!
that's note the real world. that's propaganda comedy. no wonder gen Z are so lost.
Don’t worry. John Stewart did the same thing for his generation. Maybe Ronnie Chieng will be the new host!
Okay I admit, Ronny is funny man 😭 what a show he gave us. Too short yet enough 😭🤣
I love how Ronny roasts Trevor in the end
Congrats for passing on WC hermanxs!!
The hating is beautiful real... hahahaha and Elon keeps on Walking while the dogs bark. Hahahahahaha
If your friend brings someone evil to your home, its 100000% reflects on you and how your friend views you and your level of tolerance.
You're a bad judge of friends, your friend is a bad judge of you, or you're both right.Except for one case, and that's family.I have a friend whose family makes my hackles raise sometimes. It's the culture of their household and their religion combined. Pent up aggression, military mindset, and a very clear conservative heirarchy makes it uncomfortable to spend much time with them. My friend is great, her family is fine i guess. I did get along with her mother well enough.I have some relatives that are very religious and stuck a century back in their thinking. Last time i saw one of them, they expressed genuine concern that i was an unmarried adult woman (still am) with a job in tech (a man's job), and had previously lived with a man while in college who (worse still) wasn't the head of the household of us 4 and wore skirts around the house. He was simultaneously a threat because he was a man and not a threat because he acted no different from the 3 women he lived with.That's pretty evil to me.
Ronnie on fire today. Love it.
The audience giggling as soon as Mitch McConnell starts speaking 😅
If railroad workers going on strike would completely crush our country (which it would), maybe its time to stop forcing workers to remain in inhumane conditions. Just a crazy thought.
In other countries, public transport workers went in strike and the action they took was to refuse to charge passengers. Trains ran in time; passengers and cargo got delivered; only the rail companies suffered. Would POTUS support that kind of action?
Seriously though more people should be mindful on the amount of food we purchase.
I wish twitter goes away..its the most toxic out of all the apps. I just have it installed to check my exam scores and get local updates.
Gotta love the combo of Trevor and Ronny