Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

  • Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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Comments • 80

  • Ash Winters
    Ash Winters 7 minutes ago

    Not to brag or anything but I kinda touched my face this entire time

  • LT theG
    LT theG 8 minutes ago

    Mark I will be screen shoting every face touch and dming them to you via Instagram until quarantine is over.

  • Winry Rockbell
    Winry Rockbell 16 minutes ago

    Go beyond, Plus Ultra!

  • LT theG
    LT theG 18 minutes ago +1

    When you have 25mil+ subs but the guy with 1mil+ has a better camera than you
    I actually don’t know, to me it looks like ethans is better.

  • monica
    monica 20 minutes ago

    Mark: What's the capital of Colorado?
    Me: IMMA GIRAFFE-- wait... uh..

  • Madison M
    Madison M 49 minutes ago

    Ethan: how do i know i can trust you?
    Mark: Im MaRkIpLiEr

  • PikachuBoss
    PikachuBoss Hour ago

    Face touch in this video: 0

  • Zoe Greer
    Zoe Greer Hour ago

    Mark:What’s the capital of Colorado
    Me: I’m a giraffe

  • Mango_Fox_5
    Mango_Fox_5 Hour ago

    My Country/ State is in lockdown 🙁 ( I’m in South Africa ). We have military and police patrolling the country and you will go to prison if you’re caught outside your home without a valid reason, such as going to the shops in a group of 2+

  • GaySoupTM
    GaySoupTM Hour ago

    Quarantine activity: baking coronavirus- shaped cake

  • Average Joe
    Average Joe Hour ago

    Does anyone have a current count of the face touching as of now? I am worried about Ethan's bank account.

  • Zoe Greer
    Zoe Greer Hour ago

    Mark: And wash you hand every time you DO
    Also mark: Without further aDO
    Me: go wash your hands

  • Sloth Master
    Sloth Master 2 hours ago

    whats the glitch effect at 15:49?

  • lcvleyjjk
    lcvleyjjk 3 hours ago +1

    anyone ; don’t touch your face
    my face ; I am suddenly very itchy

  • lil.tea.pot
    lil.tea.pot 4 hours ago

    Headbands boys. Headbands!!

  • AuWu
    AuWu 4 hours ago

    Im eating chips
    *atleast im not touching my face, cuz the chip is touching it*

  • Mae Thompson
    Mae Thompson 4 hours ago

    I live in Colorado Ethan's right it's Denver

  • Maygan Lewis
    Maygan Lewis 4 hours ago +1

    Tᴏᴜᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕕

  • Queen B
    Queen B 5 hours ago

    I feel offended I got this 5 days late. FIVE DAYS LATE :(

  • Still Chill
    Still Chill 6 hours ago

    This is late but what week is everyone on for no school.
    I'm on week 3

  • Cheryl Staton
    Cheryl Staton 6 hours ago

    I've got the same headset as Ethan

  • HMS Africa
    HMS Africa 7 hours ago

    coronus annus

  • Emma Beare
    Emma Beare 8 hours ago

    Bruh I have this constant urge to touch my face any normal day, but today it's worse.

  • monika laosi
    monika laosi 10 hours ago

    baby him was playing ball with his dad the year he was born

  • MattyBoi TV
    MattyBoi TV 10 hours ago

    This is why I wear a hat everyday. I don’t have the urge to adjust my hair 😂

  • Morgan Cooke
    Morgan Cooke 11 hours ago

    the only exception for leaving the house I have is going to see my bff bc shes coming home bc her brother has going

    • monika laosi
      monika laosi 10 hours ago

      they told us to stay away from people yet i live with 3 and a dog who still goes outside everyday

  • Jonny5Fails
    Jonny5Fails 11 hours ago

    If they were to do a charity livestream it'd be like charityception right now.

  • PotatoMustache _Video
    PotatoMustache _Video 12 hours ago

    Do you realize that you can scratch your face withour touching it by using any cover for your hand and some scratch things and just wash you hand then if your sure your hands are clean you can now touch it but remember its for necessary things only because you might not now the air are full of bacteria too
    Just a share of Information :)

  • Brookie Horan
    Brookie Horan 12 hours ago

    I think mark has to donate cuz of his arm touching just saying

  • Roundy Z.
    Roundy Z. 13 hours ago

    Guess who had multiple itches across their entire face and scalp for the whole duration of this video.

  • Maxwell Belmont
    Maxwell Belmont 13 hours ago

    Time to pepper spray everyone’s hands so that they can’t touch their faces

  • Morgan Hicks
    Morgan Hicks 15 hours ago

    I love this

  • the annoying kid
    the annoying kid 15 hours ago

    a charity that donates to a stopping depression place thing
    sorry im terrible at thinking but thats the best i can do

  • Mackenna Gingras
    Mackenna Gingras 16 hours ago

    I have to work at our local grocery store, and I’m really worried about everything because my work is doing absolutely everything we can to keep the spread down and everyone healthy but the people coming from out of town are being ungrateful and putting not only myself and my coworkers but everyone in the store at risk!

  • Hopper S
    Hopper S 17 hours ago

    half way through i gained an itch on my upper lip and the corner of my nose

  • PRIDE Warri0r
    PRIDE Warri0r 17 hours ago

    10:07 I didn't know this was a VR gaming video 🤣🤣🙃...

  • Broad Bubble
    Broad Bubble 18 hours ago

    Why did covid-19 have to come up on Unus annus year

  • Eden Hart
    Eden Hart 18 hours ago +1

    You wanna know what’s crazy? My Great grandma if she lives through this, she will be one of the few people who have lived through this and the 1919 pandemic

  • Lehn Dickson
    Lehn Dickson 19 hours ago

    Both: We will donate $100 every time we touch our face in any video during the quarantine
    Next video thumbnail: *Ethan touching his headphones*

  • Strayfu
    Strayfu 19 hours ago

    its time to stop makeup tutorials

  • Aussy Osborn
    Aussy Osborn 20 hours ago

    All of the Texans watching this are deeply triggered I can guarantee that😂😂

  • Deathray
    Deathray 20 hours ago

    they told us to stay away from people yet i live with 3 and a dog who still goes outside everyday

  • Sebastian Juarez
    Sebastian Juarez 21 hour ago

    My bank account

  • Minion Benson
    Minion Benson 21 hour ago

    I work in a hospital I can’t stay home!

  • StickMan3000
    StickMan3000 21 hour ago +1

    Charity- Local Sperm Charity

  • Derek & Kat Switzer
    Derek & Kat Switzer 22 hours ago

    Team trees to purify the air since its airborne

  • Myotic Tesseract
    Myotic Tesseract 22 hours ago

    You guys touched your faces a million zillion times now go donate

  • Clara Hensey
    Clara Hensey 22 hours ago +1

    as someone who lives n texas im kinda sad

  • Alicia Cooper
    Alicia Cooper 22 hours ago +2

    *spider or mosquito on the face*
    Me: This is *not* fine. ☺😊

  • Logan Cluer
    Logan Cluer 23 hours ago +2

    The fact that these 2 are separated now means Ethan now doesn’t need to be as worried about mark physically torturing him like he’s done in past videos lmao

  • Alicia Cooper
    Alicia Cooper 23 hours ago +1

    Damn. I keep touching my face and get pimples lol 😔😂😹 oh well. Onwards to the Unus Annus!💖💖💖🔥

  • Night Demon
    Night Demon 23 hours ago

    Mark:"What is the capital of Colorado"
    Me: You have mentioned my state.

  • Bella G.
    Bella G. Day ago

    Ethan was throwing fastballs the year he was born?!?!?!?

  • Tam Alpaio
    Tam Alpaio Day ago +1

    Them: “don’t touch your face”
    Me the whole time: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤭🤔🤫🥱I touched my face way too much 😂

  • Cup of Bleach
    Cup of Bleach Day ago

    I love how as soon as I start trying not to touch my face- omg I just scratched my face while typing this omg ! it was nice know y’all

  • Dorothy Tolar
    Dorothy Tolar Day ago

    anyother time i was forced to talk to people now i have a reason why i cant talk to them

  • TraumatizedCat !

    Donate money to the people making masks!

  • TraumatizedCat !

    Donate money to people making masks!

  • Ashley Mae
    Ashley Mae Day ago +1

    As a glasses wearer and nail biter I'm fucked

  • Modern Cowgirl
    Modern Cowgirl Day ago

    Mustang Heritage Foundation! Mustangs are being rounded up in the wild almost every day, and held in holding facilities (medium sized pens with hay and water) and can be adopted by anyone, including kill and meat buyers. The Mustang heritage Foundation helps them get placed in good programs, like The Mustang Makeover or the Trainer Incentive Program or into good homes they deserve. This probably won’t get chosen considering what’s happening in the world right now, but please consider! These mustangs are getting adopted for a cheap fee and shipped into other country’s for slaughter since its not legal here, when all of them have amazing potential and deserve a chance. They didn’t choose to get rounded up and sold. That wasn’t their choice. They didn’t choose to get branded either. The facility for these mustangs is supposed to get better, but who knows? They’ve cut the population of wild horses by 3/4. That’s way too much just for land for cattle to graze.

  • Keyla Gamer123
    Keyla Gamer123 Day ago

    News reporter: Remember to not touch your face
    Also News reporter: *touches face*

  • Vox Animalium
    Vox Animalium Day ago

    Ah yes, the leader of avengers, Captain Texas.

  • L.J. Ahlbom
    L.J. Ahlbom Day ago

    All Might voice: GO *BEYOND*

  • Celia Spiker
    Celia Spiker Day ago

    Mark - "It's something to take VERY seriously."
    *he says as headphones slowly droop down his face*

  • L.J. Ahlbom
    L.J. Ahlbom Day ago

    "Whaddaya mean low tear stuff? Why you gotta shit on the video we're making as we're making it???"

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  • Savage Sea Monkey

    Who else tried not to touch their face while they were?

  • Jesus Morales
    Jesus Morales Day ago

    Red cross

  • TallAndTallAndTall

    "Charity schmarity, that's what Amy always says." What words pop up on the screen for a millisecond? Around 15:48

    • Ray
      Ray 2 hours ago

      TallAndTallAndTall it was ethan’s screen glitching, no text

  • trooper max vampir

    Well back the blue

  • Jess D
    Jess D Day ago

    you could possibly donate to cancer families in need of some supplies/food right now, i know aydens army of angels is accepting donations for some child cancer families in need right now

  • CTGZealot
    CTGZealot Day ago

    So who has the reddit pages where they are going to keep the tallies for Mark and Ethan? Because that seems like the solution to the count dilemma.

  • Dada love
    Dada love Day ago

    anyone at home trying not to touch your face lol

    • yroohj gouy
      yroohj gouy Day ago

      I have to work at a grocery store so this is extremely difficult

  • John Lindsay
    John Lindsay Day ago

    Markiplier now owns another moustache

    • yroohj gouy
      yroohj gouy Day ago

      Mark: This is totally serious Mark and Ethan: take absolutely nothing serious

  • Ash Boy
    Ash Boy Day ago +1

    Do big PP charity.

  • emily pound
    emily pound Day ago

    Homelessness , to get everyone of the streets into a safer place were they can be treated properly

  • Jjacob8600
    Jjacob8600 Day ago

    this is getting out of hand.
    now they're not even doing a outside thing
    why is my head itchi-*

  • DevinDoesThings
    DevinDoesThings Day ago

    I touched my face once during this video

  • Tem Temmie
    Tem Temmie Day ago +1

    *When Marks headphones fell down who else got prop hunt #48 flashbacks?*

  • Sarah Turner
    Sarah Turner Day ago

    Justin Bieber is uncle jeb! CONFIRMED