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  • hyakkimaru Dororo
    hyakkimaru Dororo 3 months ago +6104

    That homeless man had hidden fucking quest

    • Madmidget
      Madmidget 3 months ago +215

      I think it was a hidden fetch quest

    • Sebi One
      Sebi One 3 months ago +142

      It's definitely imbued with magical properties.

    • JohnMcWick
      JohnMcWick 3 months ago +101

      Naw brah it was a reward for a quest. Reminds me of helping that one guy in Skyrim who gives you the demon sword that the more people you kill with it, the stronger it gets

    • Greedy Animator
      Greedy Animator 3 months ago +31

      It must be a chain quest, try finding him again.

    • joaquín
      joaquín 3 months ago +10

      ​@JohnMcWick shit there's no sword like that is there?

  • The Rizzler
    The Rizzler 3 months ago +4247

    That guy completed a side quest with the homeless guy and got a sword? All I get is a God bless you 😢

    • Century :p
      Century :p 3 months ago +211

      “Thank you traveler, in return I give you the sword of the legendary knight.”

    • Every Red Ranger
      Every Red Ranger 3 months ago +64

      That's the luck of the draw. Some homeless people give equipment and others just a blessing with a temp xp gain boost.

    • Loops my brother
      Loops my brother 3 months ago +26

      Trashcalibur he's now king of the homeless

    • Seagoing Berry81
      Seagoing Berry81 3 months ago +20

      ​@Every Red RangerAnd others knock you out, and then you wake up 12 hours later with nothing on your person and a weird pain in the rear.

    • CringeCrusader69
      CringeCrusader69 3 months ago +5

      He had a 5x luck multiplier event on

  • William wright
    William wright 3 months ago +1735

    every grown man should have one good sword.

    • RiftRyn
      RiftRyn 3 months ago +78

      And woman too
      I wanna sword! They’re so fricking badass!

    • Gangers
      Gangers 3 months ago +18

      I am on board with this!!

    • Spooky_ Lxix
      Spooky_ Lxix 3 months ago +32

      everyone should get one gifted by government

    • Firefoxpotato
      Firefoxpotato 3 months ago +21

      every grown person in general. swords are cool

    • William wright
      William wright 3 months ago +6

      @Spooky_ Lxix there's always alot of strings attached when the government does anything

  • 𝕮𝖆𝖉𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖘

    That homeless man was some sort of deity in disguise who rewarded his charity with a legendary blade.

    • TheHood
      TheHood 3 months ago +14

      Lmao make that a movie, I’ll watch it

    • Me_Yes
      Me_Yes 3 months ago +7

      Sounds like Riordan Apollos

    • 🐄 𝕮𝖔𝖜𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖊 🐄
      🐄 𝕮𝖔𝖜𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖊 🐄 3 months ago +2

      “It’s dangerous to go alone, take this”

    • Usernotfound
      Usernotfound 3 months ago +1

      @🐄 𝕮𝖔𝖜𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖊 🐄 The legendary blade that seals the darkness......
      also yes ik it's not the same sword as the one your talking about

  • ImaSteak
    ImaSteak 3 months ago +956

    They forgot a few such as, “Tis but a scratch”
    “Get back here you yellow bastard”
    “Just a flesh wound”
    “I’ll bite your legs off”
    All the people who understood this are chads 🍷🗿

    • Julius Pearce
      Julius Pearce 3 months ago +53

      A flesh wound? Your arms off!

    • Isaiah Walz
      Isaiah Walz 3 months ago +40

      @Julius Pearce No it isn't. I've had worse.

    • Bagel Scoundrel
      Bagel Scoundrel 3 months ago +27

      “Is it even in”

    • Stanza
      Stanza 3 months ago +35

      and the best response, “my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die”

    • Andrei Riboli
      Andrei Riboli 3 months ago +18

      You forgot "Never should have come here!" *Pulls their own sword out*

  • Cousin Jake
    Cousin Jake 3 months ago +363

    Having been cut by a sword more than a couple times, "rude" and "that's fair" are common responses, and I have said both

    • random chocolate enjoyer
      random chocolate enjoyer 3 months ago +15

      I'm more concerned with the cut by a sword more than a couple times part I'm ngl, like are u good? 😭

    • Cousin Jake
      Cousin Jake 3 months ago +10

      @random chocolate enjoyer I'm golden!! Sword fighting was some of the most fun memories I've got! You're never more alive than when you're close to death

    • random chocolate enjoyer
      random chocolate enjoyer 3 months ago +2

      @Cousin Jake that's awesome!

    • LuckyBenjamin
      LuckyBenjamin 3 months ago +4

      ​@Cousin Jakewas it at some kind of club or community?

    • Cousin Jake
      Cousin Jake 3 months ago +1

      @LuckyBenjamin not officially, no.

  • Possum Patrol
    Possum Patrol 3 months ago +331

    Oi mate, you got a loicense for that sword?

    • Loops my brother
      Loops my brother 3 months ago +21

      Shamk

    • Mr. Pain
      Mr. Pain 3 months ago +7

      @Loops my brother SHANK OF DEATH

    • Nerd420
      Nerd420 3 months ago +4

      Nah as a British person I can confirm I bring my knife draw with me wherever I go

    • Bob
      Bob 3 months ago +8

      @Nerd420 Bri’ish*

    • KaotiikGlaive
      KaotiikGlaive 3 months ago +2

      ​@Bob *Brish

  • Firetrucker
    Firetrucker 3 months ago +674

    Why rob a store with a sword there are probably much cooler ways of using it?

    • KoolAid
      KoolAid 3 months ago +110

      I guess. If I had a badass sword & knew a shopkeeper who had a scimitar, I'd challenge him to a duel. Winner takes the cash register.

    • Firetrucker
      Firetrucker 3 months ago +34

      @KoolAidThat’s a fair point

    • Cozariuc Radu
      Cozariuc Radu 3 months ago +3

      Ask eavry person from Vaslui

    • Creepypastor 00
      Creepypastor 00 3 months ago +6

      Like robbing two stores

    • ROU_lex
      ROU_lex 3 months ago +1

      ​@Firetrucker romăn?

  • Cam_b!7čh
    Cam_b!7čh 3 months ago +1100

    In class someone brung a whole ass sword and challenged our band director to a fight.
    And still lost

    • viktor thykjær
      viktor thykjær 3 months ago +97

      Largest L to date

    • Josh Davis
      Josh Davis 3 months ago +26

      How??

    • viktor thykjær
      viktor thykjær 3 months ago +109

      @Josh Davis He got jazzed to death that’s how

    • Apate
      Apate 3 months ago +29

      im sorry i have to say this but even you should know that, its "brought"
      I didn't wanna be that guy, but the use of brung is distasteful and abhorrent

    • Cam_b!7čh
      Cam_b!7čh 3 months ago +39

      @Josh Davis The teacher grabbed the sword and accidentally hit the kid with the part of the sword you hold. We didn’t see him for two weeks

  • OCTOPUS
    OCTOPUS 3 months ago +118

    (To the homeless guy give sword meme)
    He has been chosen by a greater power disguised as a lowly homeless person

    • Kleines Steine
      Kleines Steine 3 months ago +2

      Oh no, not the bloody unavoidable quest. Those are the WORST!!!!

    • CH4OT1C N3UTR4L
      CH4OT1C N3UTR4L 3 months ago

      This is why you do your side quests

  • Lil TillyT
    Lil TillyT 3 months ago +32

    “Lost an ancestor to a sword like that in the 13th century” 😂😂😂 fucking gold!!!!

  • Saiige
    Saiige 3 months ago +31

    i love saying “not again” when the most berserk shit happens

    • LoneWolf07
      LoneWolf07 3 months ago +1

      *Plane crashes in the backyard
      "Blast it, not again!"

  • Odin
    Odin 3 months ago +62

    I never seen a baby swordfish,and it is one of the cutest thing i have ever seen

    • Hugo
      Hugo 3 months ago +2

      IT'S SO SMALL AND CUTE!

  • Fallen
    Fallen 3 months ago +62

    5th thing you can say after getting stabbed with sword would be: "bit rude to put that sword there innit"

  • Trey68
    Trey68 3 months ago +24

    That shopkeeper was planning for that exact scenario

  • Cornelius McMuffin
    Cornelius McMuffin 3 months ago +13

    Props to the shopkeeper who brought a scimitar to work every day just waiting for someone to rob his store.

    • Kane Conqueror
      Kane Conqueror 3 months ago

      bored, disgruntled, low wage employees will either be the best or worst security a store could hope for. Either they will not care at all even if you take everything that's not nailed down, or they will use you to vent everything they aren't allowed to do to the customers and coworkers. I've heard of more than one person who tried to rob a waffle house and was beat to death by a fry cook who was not having it that day.

  • The One And Only Sam Macchione

    Responses for being stabbed with a sword.
    "Tis but a scratch."

  • I’m_an_Artist_not_an_Animator

    The baby swordfish is really cute ngl

  • SteveeeManny
    SteveeeManny 3 months ago +14

    Bro with that shift is gonna flex in Middle ages

    • Mufynette
      Mufynette 3 months ago

      hi again you can't escape

  • Gamer8388
    Gamer8388 3 months ago +14

    I need a video of that swordfight in the shop.

  • YOCHILLHASAN
    YOCHILLHASAN 3 months ago +24

    bro i didnt see a sword in my entire life but these are so relatable

    • YOCHILLHASAN
      YOCHILLHASAN 3 months ago +1

      Somkin thx for info Im bad at english

  • AmazingLayla
    AmazingLayla 3 months ago +13

    This is some quality content right here 🔥

  • Andy Tietema
    Andy Tietema 3 months ago +6

    Jesus once said those who live by the sword die by the sword 😌.....and I guess he had a point cause he was a carpenter and died from being nailed to a wooden board😳

  • Mikeystret
    Mikeystret 3 months ago +9

    Who won i need to know

  • Idiomas Entusiasticos
    Idiomas Entusiasticos 3 months ago +5

    No he’s got a point. It is pretty rude to stab somebody. The least you can do is let them keep it as a sooveneer.
    Souvengheer?
    Souveneer???
    Souvenir. Autocorrect got it this time.

  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg 3 months ago +10

    Bro was born in 13th century and is +800 years old

  • I just got my work fact-checked by Elvis Presley

    That man really just completed a quest for that homeless guy

  • bob sock
    bob sock 3 months ago +2

    Of course, a British guy makes a video about sword memes

  • Brucinator
    Brucinator 3 months ago +8

    Homeless really had the
    Side Quest
    2 meters away
    Potential rewards: Legendary loot
    Level requirements: 35

  • Leader
    Leader 3 months ago +2

    That store must had a intense ass battle 💀

  • jstorm20
    jstorm20 3 months ago +8

    these sword puns are making me contemblade life

  • James Sange
    James Sange 3 months ago +1

    If you help an old weary traveler and they give you a sword, you've begun a quest.

  • Dante Spicysausage
    Dante Spicysausage 3 months ago +4

    That homeless man was f%$king merlin

  • TK Reikon
    TK Reikon 3 months ago +1

    I needed these memes to add to my sword collection. There's never a bad time to get a sword.

  • Robert Breddin
    Robert Breddin 3 months ago +3

    dark souls teach us:
    u cant parry a block,
    u dont block a parry!

  • Mario Maniac
    Mario Maniac 3 months ago +2

    Shopkeeper was legit waiting for someone to come in robbing his store at swordpoint just so he could whip that big ol scimitar out and one-up the robber. 😆

  • Rogal Dorn
    Rogal Dorn 3 months ago +1

    That homeless guy feels like a wizard in disguise

  • Princess Monstertruck
    Princess Monstertruck 3 months ago +2

    the homeless man was that dudes galactic sky dad. but he won't find this out until after the first space battle. and then it'll be tragically too late.

  • Zeeshan
    Zeeshan 3 months ago +2

    Blocked.
    Parried.
    I’ll use that next time I’m having conversations.

  • Thomas
    Thomas 3 months ago +1

    the homeless guy was one of those hidden side quests with epic rewards

  • GlitchedMuse
    GlitchedMuse 3 months ago

    That wasn't a homeless man. That was Merlin. Congrats, dude. You're the new King of England or something.

  • Koakuma_TV
    Koakuma_TV 3 months ago

    It's awesome that someone has adopted that poor lonely sword off the streets in the last story. We have far too many homeless swords these days😢

  • Exselxcritical
    Exselxcritical 3 months ago +1

    Bro really became his Mongol ancestors

  • Salt
    Salt 3 months ago +1

    Bro got a whole ass quest from that homeless man

  • Groupswing
    Groupswing 3 months ago +1

    That homeless guy must have stopped reminiscing about his days as the quiet kid and left the past behind him.

  • TheControversialToaster
    TheControversialToaster 3 months ago +4

    A good response to being stabbed would be "tis but a scratch!"
    "Whats that then?"
    "I've had worse."
    Edit: its been quite a while since ive watched monty python as soon as i commented i had a feeling i messed up the quote but oh well

  • SeigeSword
    SeigeSword 3 months ago +6

    Now this is pretty cool.

  • Kirbo
    Kirbo 3 months ago +1

    Hey, they forgot the most important response! "Tis but a flesh wound!"

  • Fyxt
    Fyxt 3 months ago +2

    "Live by the sword drive by the sword"

  • Grimm
    Grimm 3 months ago +1

    The swordfish one really surprised me. I didn’t think the babies would be that small considering how massive swordfish can be.

  • Unwoken
    Unwoken 3 months ago +2

    The beginning of the lore takes place in Five Nights at Freddy’s 4. In 1983, a diner is started by William Afton and Henry Emily known as “Fredbear’s Family Diner.” The men worked together to create three animatronics: Fredbear, Spring Bonnie, and the puppet/Marionette, though the main focus will be Fredbear and Spring Bonnie. These animatronics could walk around the location and be used as robots or be worn by employees as costume. However, there was one thing about the suits: they were equipped with “spring locks.” These spring locks would activate when in contact with water/moisture and close as if they were attaching to the endoskeleton animatronic. In the game, the player takes the role of an unnamed boy, commonly known as the “Crying Child,” who was the youngest son of William Afton. The Crying Child (which will be referred to as CC) had an irrational fear of the animatronics (hence why he is referred to as the crying child, due to him always crying), and was constantly taunted by his older brother, Michael. One of the CC’s birthdays was held at Fredbear’s Family Diner, and Michael, along with his friends, decided to play a prank of the CC. They picked the boy up and held his head in the mouth of Fredbear; however, they forgot one important detail: the springlocks are activated by moisture. The CC’s tears activated the springlocks, and CHOMP. Crying Kid Cuisine. This would become the infamous “Bite of ‘83.”
    During this time, William Afton would also have his first target: the daughter of Henry Emily. William Afton’s first signs of insanity are his experimentations with life and death. He brings this up with Henry Emily and leads to a large argument. As William drives home from Henry’s house, he finds Henry’s daughter standing outside of the restaurant by herself. The rage from their conversation leads to the demise of Henry’s daughter. This would become the first of many murders by Afton.
    Circus Baby’s Entertainment and Rental
    The next game in the timeline would be Sister Location. In the same year (1983), a sister location of Fredbear’s Family Diner was opened: “Circus Baby’s Entertainment and Rental.” The purpose of this location was to use other animatronics created by William Afton at birthday parties. These animatronics would become known as the “Funtimes”: Funtime Freddy and BonBon, Funtime Foxy, Circus Baby, Ballora and the Minirinas, and Bidybab. The player, who is later identified as an undercover Michael Afton (alias name: Mike Schmidt), navigates through the underground facility, guided by Circus Baby, to avoid getting killed by the other animatronics. In the beginning of the game, a conversation between William Afton and his daughter Elizabeth plays, and Elizabeth begs her father to go see Circus Baby and mentions that she is able to give children ice cream through her stomach hatch and claw. In a cutscene later in the game, Elizabeth gets into contact with Circus Baby, but she malfunctions and the claw reaches out, grabbing Elizabeth and killing her. This shows that these animatronics’ main function is to kill children. Another animatronic, Ennard, exists within the location. Ennard is a clown-like, amalgamation of parts from the other animatronics and is the main protagonist in “Sister Location.” From how he appears, he may have been an older animatronic that was put out of commission. He is a piece of all the other Funtime animatronics, therefore, he has a level of “control” over them. Because of this, Michael realizes that Circus Baby isn’t helping him, but rather leading him to his demise.
    Inside the sister location, there is a room called the “Scooping Room.” Within this room is a large crane-like machine and a floor scattered with animatronic parts. The room’s sole purpose is to rip the outer layer of the animatronic off of the endoskeleton to use those pieces for spare parts. However, Michael ends up becoming a victim of this machine and quite literally gets his insides scooped. During this process, Ennard manages to insert himself inside of Michael, and becomes “undead.” This is shown in the “You Won’t Die” cutscene after the last night. Michael’s skin becomes a deep shade of purple and regurgitates pieces of Ennard into the sewer as Circus Baby repeats “You won’t die” in the background. Ladies and gentlemen, this is “Purple Guy.” However, he is not the only one, nor the first.
    Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza (The First One)
    Backtracking a bit, William Afton has his first victim: Henry Emily’s daughter. After this is reported and Afton is interrogated and cleared, Fredbear’s Family Diner is closed for an unknown reason. Time skip to a year later, 1984, Fredbear’s is bought out by another company. Fazbear Entertainment takes over and they reopen the restaurant as “Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza,” which correlates with the theme of FNAF 2. One of the old suits from Fredbear’s is kept (Spring Bonnie) and a new cast is built: the main 4 animatronics. This includes Foxy the Pirate, Freddy Fazbear, Chica, and Bonnie; however, these are scrapped and kept for parts due to them not being “child friendly,” and would become the withered animatronics. Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica get a new design as Toy Animatronics in addition to Balloon Boy and the Puppet/Marionette. An old model of Funtime Foxy is reused as a “Toy Foxy,” though it was turned into a “take-apart, put-back-together” interactive attraction for little kids and it was renamed by guests “The Mangle.”
    The Marionette plays a vital role in the FNAF universe and will become a heroic character in the lore. It is speculated that the puppet animatronic had existed in Fredbear’s as a prize counter vendor. In Pizzeria Simulator, the puppet is seen navigating outside the diner’s walls and finding the soul of Henry Emily’s daughter after her death. The soul is passed onto the Marionette and becomes a protector of children in these establishments.
    Back to FNAF 2, in this location, a total of 5 children end up going missing which is later titled the ‘Missing Children Incident’. This is later revealed to be Afton’s doing, in which he uses the Spring Bonnie suit to lure children individually to the back safe room and murders them. Later on in the game, a character featured in the first 2 games “Phone Guy” mentions an opening in the day shift. A cutscene in the third game suggests that William Afton had been haunted by the crying souls of his victims from the Missing Children Incident, and was cornered in the safe room by the ghosts before jumping into the Spring Bonnie suit on a stormy night. The room suffered severe water damage and had leaking through the ceiling, as it is shown that there is a puddle on the floor and water dripping from the roof. As Afton laughs at the children while wearing the suit, he quickly stops and drops to his knees. The springlocks activated from the rain leaking into the room and his sweating after being chased by one of the souls. Afton drops to the floor, signifying the end of his life.
    The player is in the shoes of Jeremy Fitzgerald, a night-time security guard. Unfortunately, Jeremy has a terrible accident on one of the days he is working, which would be the fifth night in-game. Based on the appearance of their jumpscare, it is safe to say Mangle is responsible for the incident of Jeremy losing his frontal lobe, also known as the “Bite of ‘87.” The extra nights are taken over by Mike Schmidt (Michael Afton) and is warned by Phone Guy that he shouldn’t be there due to an “incident.” The restaurant closed and reopened in a time period around 1992.
    Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza (The Second One)
    At the re-reopening, which correlates with the first game published in the series (FNAF 1), the four scrapped animatronics from the first Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza set the scene for the most recognizable characters in the series. This is where the puppet’s scene from Pizzeria Simulator becomes important. A question most fans asked: how did the animatronics become possessed? At the end of Pizzeria Simulator, one of the endings plays a long monologue that is interpreted as Henry Emily, which covers the topic of his young daughter and how he knows it is in her nature to be protecting innocent people. This personality trait was passed onto the Marionette, hence why their role is to protect children from getting hurt by Afton. The lost souls of the kids from the Missing Children Incident were “gifted life,” as shown in the “Gift Gives, Gift Life” minigame from FNAF 2. However, there was another soul left: the Crying Child. Due to the Crying Child dying to the Fredbear animatronic in Fredbear’s Family Diner, he was gifted the Fredbear animatronic to possess, but the only problem was the physical animatronic was scrapped. This allowed the Crying Child to exist “in spirit,” which would be the origins of Golden Freddy, a rare animatronic that pops up randomly in FNAF 1. This game doesn’t consist much lore compared to the others, considering it’s the first game in the series, besides the fact that Phone Guy dies in this game on the fifth night which proves the theory that FNAF 2 is a prequel to the first game, since Phone Guy is still alive in the second installment. It has been theorized that the bodies of the children are located somewhere inside of the animatronics because of the newspaper clippings from the end of the game when it is beat, they describe the restaurant closing due to bad odors and liquids oozing from the animatronics. It closed sometime around 1993.

  • Kate B11
    Kate B11 3 months ago +1

    That shopkeeper was a hidden bossfight and the robber didn't know he can trigger it

  • ~Lemon*Fizz~
    ~Lemon*Fizz~ 3 months ago +2

    Got real sword designed to look like Blade’s, and three real swords passed down through generations

  • B-Side Cassette
    B-Side Cassette 3 months ago

    That wasn't a homeless guy, that was Merlin testing if you were worthy of Excalibur

  • U.S Drifter
    U.S Drifter 3 months ago +2

    MGR Raiden: “not again”

    • ow ye men
      ow ye men 3 months ago +1

      “Parried” would give him monsoon ptsd

  • Javier Nathan
    Javier Nathan 3 months ago +1

    Homeless dud was a retired sword saint that passed his sword 🤣

  • UnwieldyWharf41
    UnwieldyWharf41 3 months ago

    You would never mess up a person with a hidden blood of a pirate, and can wield properly a heavy schimitar.

  • YourLocalTrafficCone
    YourLocalTrafficCone 3 months ago

    "Hey, how many swords do you have?"
    "Sword of a lot"
    "Blocked"
    "Parried"
    Bro I'm dead. 💀

  • Dat1DudeDoh
    Dat1DudeDoh 2 months ago

    These sword memes remind of a time I was in class with my friend. We were learning about medieval stuff and a picture of a weapon came up on screen. Our teacher looked at the weapon and commented “wow that’s a cool looking sword I wonder if I can get one” and my friend and I simultaneously blurted out “that’s a halberd” needless to say that moment has strengthened our friendship and we will be homies for many years to come

  • Kashia Vanlengen
    Kashia Vanlengen 3 months ago +2

    That's not a homeless man that's a wizard and you've been blessed with the sord

  • vitto la sirena
    vitto la sirena 3 months ago +2

    Petition to call baby swordfish dagger fish

    • Mr Moronicle
      Mr Moronicle 3 months ago

      Dagger!!! That fin was pretty average ngl it’s more of a claymore

    • LV-ART
      LV-ART 3 months ago

      I first.

  • Parzival
    Parzival 3 months ago +1

    The sword duel of a lifetime

  • needsleep
    needsleep 3 months ago

    As a geek that gets turned on from swords, I love this.

  • Crayon_Eater
    Crayon_Eater 3 months ago +1

    "Man robs shop with sword."
    - 🇬🇧

  • Mathew Culver
    Mathew Culver 3 months ago +5

    That was probably not a homeless man might have met a highlander

  • ThatCactus
    ThatCactus 3 months ago

    The guy who helped the homeless man completed a whole side quest 💀

  • myoca
    myoca 3 months ago +2

    When I read "homeless guy gave me a sword" why did I immediately think of that one homeless guy from God of high school

  • AaYs721
    AaYs721 3 months ago

    “Blocked, parried” is such a power move

  • Protoka
    Protoka 3 months ago

    I think the best response to getting stabbed with a sword is "Really? My kidney? I have a spare!"

  • JOHAN THE FF GOD
    JOHAN THE FF GOD 3 months ago

    The masculine urge to buy a sword after watching this is insane

  • Darceus
    Darceus 3 months ago

    “Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They had curved swords, CURVED SWORDS!”

  • CroutonsAreCoolToo
    CroutonsAreCoolToo 3 months ago +2

    Y is this the second sword meme short ive seen from this channel today 😂

  • Kira Oshiro
    Kira Oshiro 3 months ago +1

    do baby swordfish accidentally stab their brethren? "the stabbiest and least stabbable survive"

  • trollingsans
    trollingsans 3 months ago +3

    bro parried the block what 💀

  • Microwave Microwave
    Microwave Microwave 3 months ago

    as a medieval squire these sword memes give me respite from the disease ravaging my village.

  • White
    White 3 months ago

    Bringing a sword to the uk is like bringing a trident to a restaurant to eat

  • Mr. Box
    Mr. Box 3 months ago

    Side quest complete: Help the homeless man
    Reward: A sword

  • FlatulentTater
    FlatulentTater 3 months ago

    That shopkeeper saw the sword and just went "roll initiative asshole"

  • Bubbabear17
    Bubbabear17 3 months ago

    I feel complete after seeing a baby swordfish

  • XClACIX
    XClACIX 3 months ago +1

    The homeless man was a warrior had was too cowardly to finish his misson, he deemed u worthy and pure of heart to finish the quest

  • Aphelian
    Aphelian 3 months ago

    The second one missed the true response to being stabbed; “Tis but a scratch!” “Your arms gone!” “No it isn’t.”

  • BLU3
    BLU3 3 months ago +1

    My response to getting stabbed by a sword
    “Tis but a scratch”

  • J0ECRAWF15H
    J0ECRAWF15H 3 months ago +1

    RIP to the one guy that got robbed by a cop, letting his sword just CHILL in his car, not hurting anyone....

  • Saxxy_Mann
    Saxxy_Mann 3 months ago

    Fun fact: if a drunken scotsman aquires a sword he can singlehandedly take out over 10 heavily armed men

  • Arés Endrial Auditorez
    Arés Endrial Auditorez 3 months ago +1

    I'm forging my partner a sword as a engagement type thing

  • Adam Jake
    Adam Jake 3 months ago

    That homeless man is medieval time traveller

  • Pheever
    Pheever 3 months ago

    This man can find memes for literly anything

  • GermBean
    GermBean 3 months ago

    nah that shopkeeper pulled out that indiana jones sword

  • EpFaz
    EpFaz 3 months ago

    A baby swordfish should be called “a dagger”

  • Joe Black
    Joe Black 3 months ago +1

    Fun Fact: it is legal to carry a sword in public in many states. Two things to remember: 1. It is only legal so long as you keep it sheathed. 2. Karens will call the cops on you. 2.5. The cops may take your sword just to shut her up.

  • vince
    vince 3 months ago

    The homeless guy pulled a sword out of nowhere like some sort of trade

  • Reeferjedi
    Reeferjedi 3 months ago

    It's sorta hilarious that you can't carry a sword in Great Britain but you totally can in most states as long as you "don't intend to use it for anything illegal" with it 😂

  • Rpageiii The fourth
    Rpageiii The fourth 3 months ago

    shopkeeper: THERE BE TREASURE
    **sword collision sounds**

  • MrDrSkittle
    MrDrSkittle 3 months ago

    As someone who also had an ancestor die by sword in the 13th century I feel the last guys pain

  • Steve
    Steve 3 months ago +1

    Swords will be making a comeback in countries where guns are banned.

  • The ride
    The ride 3 months ago

    "You call that a sword?"
    -Local shop keeper

  • youre_all_morons
    youre_all_morons 3 months ago

    Counterpoint. For a baby swordfish, that is a massive sword

  • Marble & Marble
    Marble & Marble 3 months ago

    Britain really is just a medieval fantasy rpg

  • Reaver
    Reaver 3 months ago

    As a sword, I can confirm these are swords.

  • unbanned
    unbanned 3 months ago

    Let's be real here though, a functional sword is more dangerous than any knife that exists. It's literally a limb taker.