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Comments • 755

  • NeonVisual
    NeonVisual 2 months ago +490

    Bleeping out all the American swearing, but leaving all the British swearing in. Priceless.

    • Tripod
      Tripod 2 months ago +5

      Not part of the cutters lexis

    • NoRdicA Jung Guttergirl
      NoRdicA Jung Guttergirl 2 months ago +7

      It isn't swearing really

    • Michael Michael
      Michael Michael 2 months ago +7

      Lol hail Britannia😂😂😂😂

    • myrlyn12
      myrlyn12 2 months ago +12

      They do that in some video games, too. Censor everything in English, but allow it in, say, Spanish. Then Google automatically translates it for you! 😂

    • J024
      J024 2 months ago +9

      Clip-Share doesn't know UK slang and swear words, lol.

  • J Ro
    J Ro 2 months ago +221

    Legend has it that Grandma is STILL waiting for that hug from the little girl 🤣

    • Roj
      Roj 2 months ago +5

      Granpa did his job right 😂

    • Ruben T
      Ruben T 2 months ago +6

      I gotta hand it to the grandma for not taking it personally

    ARUN JOSEPH 2 months ago +46

    The mom who ran to check on her son literally forgot him, and checked the phone first 😂

    STORYTIME WITH UNCLE BILL 2 months ago +105

    Little girl ran right past grandma into grandpas arms. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • Tim Hammett
      Tim Hammett 2 months ago +1

      Because grandpa's are more fun!

  • Em Dub
    Em Dub 2 months ago +85

    Guy at 0:55 hit his face on the pavement and scored the basket at the same time. That's pretty impressive.

    • Carl Whittaker
      Carl Whittaker 2 months ago +2

      I don't think getting a concussion from a goal is impressive it's more sad and pathetic.

    • SK8-WAY
      SK8-WAY 2 months ago +2

      That's what I'm saying .it was worth it 😅😅💪

    • Wayne Pantry
      Wayne Pantry 2 months ago +1

      @Carl Whittaker How is smacking face and loosing 2 teeth sad and pathetic ?? Don't you mean horrific and painful ?

    • Carl Whittaker
      Carl Whittaker 2 months ago +1

      @Wayne Pantry Yeah duh injury SAD acting a fool and jumping into the ground PATHETIC the horrifying pain is a consequence of these things.

    • Herman Turnip
      Herman Turnip 2 months ago +4

      That head bounce was pretty brutal

  • Travis Pertson
    Travis Pertson 2 months ago +98

    The parakeet getting all fresh with the tv 🤣😂🤣 too cute!!

  • Montazza08
    Montazza08 2 months ago +17

    Wow. This is one brutal episode: people smashing their face into concrete, eye-lid vs zipper, and scissors in the eye. Lord have mercy 😬.

  • Mikey
    Mikey 2 months ago +151

    Great job blurring out the company name on the back of the leaking truck lol

    • tranz2deep
      tranz2deep 2 months ago +18

      Yeah, meat not for human consumption still needs hauling to where it gets processed into feed for critters that aren't human. That really is one heck of a leak, though. blown seal down to gas buildup is my guess.

    • Mallory G
      Mallory G 2 months ago +7

      @tranz2deep Is that what that was??? Omg, disgusting!!

    • Sludge
      Sludge 2 months ago +22

      Bumgarner Services, North Carolina. The driver was fired.

    • Kragatar
      Kragatar 2 months ago +24

      Yeah they blurred it so well I can't read the Bumgarner Services logo at all.

    • CineMarTiN
      CineMarTiN 2 months ago +2

      I think she was afraid of problems from that company if this video would go viral.

  • This Guy
    This Guy Month ago +1

    “Right on the bell end”
    😂 I died. Thanks for that

  • Eros4tw
    Eros4tw 2 months ago +140

    0:19 That table was held together with thoughts and prayers 🤣🤣

    • Travis Pertson
      Travis Pertson 2 months ago +7

      Amen 😂

    • Ἀνδρέας Ἰωάνναι (Andreas Joannai)
      Ἀνδρέας Ἰωάνναι (Andreas Joannai) 2 months ago

      The fact that you said "prayers" implies you're another one of those people that don't care about whether you're mocking the LORD your God or not. In other words, that comment is rather insensitive of you.

    • Beaver Ones
      Beaver Ones 2 months ago +6

      ​@Ἀνδρέας Ἰωάνναι (Andreas Joannai) Fam there is no god.

    • Kenneth Albert
      Kenneth Albert 2 months ago

      Haha !
      I think the reality is shit quality...the bottom of the side panel hung up on the tile grout creating a force in any direction other than down, the shit particle board just broke off where the fasteners attach and the rest followed suit. Poor materials, poor construction.
      It was an inside job and the government placed explosives at all the joints causing the cascading collapse !! 😂

  • beetyjd
    beetyjd 2 months ago +50

    4:26 is the most innocent wrecking of all time.

    • Adrian Wilson
      Adrian Wilson 2 months ago

      She swerved out of grandma's arms to see her pawpaw.

  • Trnostep
    Trnostep 2 months ago +6

    1:52 She was doing it correctly, just needed to follow through and actually hit the top of the bottle while sliding the knife. Then she just whacked it, doing exactly what you're supposed to not do

    • yvan delabonne roche
      yvan delabonne roche 2 months ago

      ya shes not supposed to weight 500 pounds either and there it is

    • Wendy Desparois
      Wendy Desparois 2 months ago +1

      @yvan delabonne roche If you think that's 500lbs (or anything close to that) then you need your eyes checked.

  • Kren Wregget
    Kren Wregget 2 months ago +83

    @7:09 I literally gasped... how could she be so careless?

    • Meaux Jeaux
      Meaux Jeaux 2 months ago +26

      Really, she came within a baby hair of being blinded in that eye.

    • TopHatNat
      TopHatNat 2 months ago +12

      That haircut better of been free.

    • ComDam
      ComDam 2 months ago +5

      i did a big OWW on that one

    • Lothar Renz
      Lothar Renz 2 months ago +7

      Everybody was lucky there that moment. let's hope she learns from it.

  • Chris X
    Chris X 2 months ago +21

    6:50 As someone who's cut his own hair and close family's for years, this is one of the nightmares I try to avoid.

  • Woa Doodland
    Woa Doodland 2 months ago

    legend 🤯

  • Bobik Dylan
    Bobik Dylan 2 months ago +37

    4:35 Let's face it, if we didn't stop being that honest when we grow up, the world would be even crazier than it is.

    • j
      j 2 months ago


    • Poe The Fallen
      Poe The Fallen 2 months ago

      I am honest, but most people call it being rude. But I'm still honest about not giving a f*ck about it.

  • 88Frank
    88Frank 2 months ago +10

    I'll be amazed if that poor guy jumping the dirt bike didn't get seriously injured

    • Steve
      Steve 2 months ago +2

      I was thinking the same thing. At the very least, it looks like he got knocked out cold. Anyone know more about it?

    • Baby Wah
      Baby Wah 2 months ago +3

      I betting that he can’t have kids anymore

    • TheLink
      TheLink 2 months ago +2

      He def got hurt. Other rider knew it and was waving for help immediately. If he didnt fracture his face on the handlebars he most likely has a hurt back/ neck. That was brutal

  • Desmond Leong
    Desmond Leong 2 months ago +35

    5:55 I think that guy's gonna have a hard time unlocking his phone with his fingerprints.

    • Aerith
      Aerith 2 months ago +1


    • Icarus Binns
      Icarus Binns 2 months ago

      My stomach dropped just like his did

  • Yeetboiwhatyesplease
    Yeetboiwhatyesplease 2 months ago +8

    0:30 Bro that actually looks nice.
    Except for, ya know, being snowed in and all.

  • Yashuop
    Yashuop 2 months ago +420

    Raise your hand if you've been watching FailArmy for a long time🤚

    • FroSoftair Gamer
      FroSoftair Gamer 2 months ago +1


    • ItzTooCringey
      ItzTooCringey 2 months ago +12

      me but ur a bot

    • hounddog2952
      hounddog2952 2 months ago +1

      Fail reruns 😂

    • Backrooms Entity  96
      Backrooms Entity 96 2 months ago +13

      @ItzTooCringey This guy is not a bot he is a real person who always copy pastes his comments, and that makes it even worse.

    • Povved
      Povved 2 months ago +2

      Around 13 years 👍😂

  • Jemi
    Jemi 2 months ago +2

    5:12 As a devoted mother of two whose lives are worth two of her’s, I fully endorse this behavior. You get that phone, ma’am! Your son would want this for you. 😂😂💀

  • CJ
    CJ 2 months ago

    I loved this video! Thank you for brightening me on this very special St. Patrick's Day!

  • MetalHead Reacts
    MetalHead Reacts 2 months ago +61

    How in the HELL do you get your EYELID caught in a zipper?

    • Jonas
      Jonas 2 months ago +23

      Roll a 1 on a d20

    • MetalHead Reacts
      MetalHead Reacts 2 months ago +5

      @Jonas 🤣🤣

    • Mark Twain
      Mark Twain 2 months ago +1

      You want the clean answer or the dirty answer? Really depends on what the zipper conceals...

    • Dave B
      Dave B 2 months ago +1

      @Jonas Ain't that the damn truth hahahaa

  • S. S.
    S. S. 2 months ago +10

    Thank you for including bunnies. Haha it is never them though failing, bunnies are too smart. One of my all time fav videos is where a bunny chases a snake up a tree.

    • Jessica M
      Jessica M 2 months ago +1

      Bunnies are the best 😊

  • Brandon Crisp
    Brandon Crisp 2 months ago +37

    5:06, I don't think that guy recognizes he was a millimeter from death.

    • Maury D
      Maury D 2 months ago +15

      Plus, the woman checked on her phone before she checked on the man. Priorities, I guess.

    • Mallory G
      Mallory G 2 months ago +6

      Oh man, that was terrifying. This is why I'm so scared of ice....

    • Wayne Smith
      Wayne Smith 2 months ago +6

      TRUTH..I went back and paused it you are absolutely correct!! Millimeter closer and his temple is penetrated by the corner of that step....death by blunt force trauma!! LUCKY LUCKY Man!! I had a close call like that thankfully I only broke 2 ribs...I fell and almost put a concrete anchor bolt into my skull an inch one way or the other no more ME!!

    • Sheila R
      Sheila R 2 months ago +8

      Yep. I don't eff with ice. I shovel/scrape/treat, and then wear Yaktrax when it walk outside. My worst fear is being found on pavement, holding a dog leash. 😂

  • Billy Blake
    Billy Blake 2 months ago +14

    Every video someone flies from the stairs, I close my eyes when I saw it will happen. The guy who'll invent slip-proof stairs will be richer then Elon Musk, no doubt.

  • zbqb84a
    zbqb84a 2 months ago +8

    5:55 was impressive as hell.

    • Alaska-born Florida Man
      Alaska-born Florida Man 2 months ago +1

      Yep. Not very many people can climb a rope like that, let alone catch themselves falling.

  • Povved
    Povved 2 months ago +26

    After watching these videos i feel less dumb.

  • Tawni Lynn
    Tawni Lynn 2 months ago +2

    I will never get tired of watching people wreck on their front porch stairs.

  • yukuhana
    yukuhana 2 months ago +6

    7:08 I absolutely cringed when the scissors poked into her eye!!!

    CATANADE 2 months ago +10

    My life makes sense again after this video… thank you❤

  • Robert Lawton
    Robert Lawton 2 months ago +4

    "Right on the bell end" killed me 😂

  • Albert Lu
    Albert Lu 2 months ago +1

    2:21. That was really impressive!

  • The Man Who Sold The World
    The Man Who Sold The World 2 months ago +10

    0:59 I saw this on Reddit and they were on their way to some event that helps bring awareness to people who died in traffic collisions or whatever it was. Ironic, eh?

    • Tim Hammett
      Tim Hammett 2 months ago +13

      Bunch of idiots crossing against the red light and the 'Don't walk' sign too! That will bring them to some awareness real quick.

  • Australia's Biggest Bass Channel

    @1:00 now that’s doing gods work

  • Emmanuel Prieto
    Emmanuel Prieto 2 months ago +3

    legend has it that grandma is still waiting for that hug from the little girl 🤣

  • Freddie7191
    Freddie7191 2 months ago +20

    Those people act like they've never seen a tanker truck full of sloppy joes malfunction slightly and eject the sloppy joes all over the street. I don't get what's so strange about that.

    • matthew anderson
      matthew anderson 2 months ago +14

      That's actually raw gelatin products. It's basically all of the animal parts we don't consume grinded down into a paste

    • matthew anderson
      matthew anderson 2 months ago +5

      Yes gelatin as in gummy bears and jelly beans. Also beauty products use it as well

    • Sludge
      Sludge 2 months ago +5

      Bumgarner Services, of North Carolina.

    • Jonas
      Jonas 2 months ago +2

      The correct reaction is to follow that truck and acquire free mystery meat.

  • Elisia's Evolution
    Elisia's Evolution 2 months ago +1

    Nearly took her eye out with those shears!

  • Zpgamex
    Zpgamex 2 months ago +4

    Here we go again… watching hilarious videos 💀

  • Pierre Lefèvre
    Pierre Lefèvre 2 months ago +6

    Thanks to the blurring, nobody will know that BUMGARNER SERVICES trucks are in the fails of the week :)

    STORYTIME WITH UNCLE BILL 2 months ago +6

    Wow, that desk fold in on that woman. Was fun to watch. Great video

    STORYTIME WITH UNCLE BILL 2 months ago +19

    That bird was trying to get some tv love. Was fun to watch Great video

    • tranz2deep
      tranz2deep 2 months ago +3

      Beats the cat trying to hunt TV Bunny, I suppose.

    • Marco Karch
      Marco Karch 2 months ago +3

      It is sad as the bird is waiting for a reaction. he considers the tv vogel to be a real conspecific.

  • Katie Hamilton
    Katie Hamilton 2 months ago +8

    What the heck was that dude lifting up the trash bin like that? 😮

    • Tom 54
      Tom 54 2 months ago +10

      My guess is he was trying to take it down to the street without having to move the vehicle 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️not a good decision 😅

  • Da Wi
    Da Wi 2 months ago +12

    7:30 in German these agaponids (lovebirds) are called "inseparable". because they suffer greatly when kept alone. seems that unfortunately he lives alone 💔

    • Enot Pk
      Enot Pk 2 months ago

      Surprisingly, jealousy may help. You need another "inseparable" that jealous about suffered one. It will go to the emotional scene that may change priorities.

  • elitefencer777
    elitefencer777 2 months ago +12

    2:05 'Right on the bell-end!'


    00:54 That was sad to watch. I know what that feels like; the intense feeling of regret, followed by a loud noise, then the white light, then the weird smell inside the nose, followed by the quick realization that one just bounced face against ground. Then the panic attack that follows once the entire situation sets in after the blood starts pouring out the nose and mouth...😢

  • foxwood67
    foxwood67 2 months ago +2

    Grandma doesn’t bear the visible scars but trust me they run deep. Definitely not the favorite grandchild anymore

    • Jonas
      Jonas 2 months ago

      however there may be a reason that grandma isn't the favorite grandparent

  • Denis
    Denis 2 months ago

    That kid at 5:17 slipped on the ice walking down the stairs and nailed his face on the corner of the step. OUCH!!!!

  • ProudPapaJD
    ProudPapaJD 2 months ago +1

    I work in association management in Minnesota, someone literally complained to me their steps needed to be replaced because they were too slippery in the winter!

  • andjel
    andjel 2 months ago +12

    i see stairs in failArmy video, i know what's gonna happen

  • noel hutchins
    noel hutchins 2 months ago

    0:50 That KO was a throat-punch-upper-cut via handle-bars; It's safe to say he'd fare barely-better landing upright on the pegs to absorb the landing: an entire bullet-time-second reconfirming a dreadful-suspicion that he over-shot the landing.

  • boom 1024
    boom 1024 2 months ago +1

    1:53 works 1 out of a million times then the people are still shocked when it doesn't

  • Fergus McIver
    Fergus McIver 2 months ago +1

    I wish every video had a link to the original in the description so we can investigate further

  • Brian Daniels
    Brian Daniels 2 months ago +6

    5:06 Did he hit his face on the corner of that cement step? Gosh, I hope not...oww!

    • Brian
      Brian 2 months ago +2

      That guy has an excuse to just pack it back up and call it a day. Whatever the plan was... not important enough.

  • Kragatar
    Kragatar 2 months ago +4

    2:40 The fact that it says "not intended for human consumption INEDIBLE" makes it so much better.
    ...I think that's probably ground up guts and shit from a meat factory...

  • pigGRAY
    pigGRAY 2 months ago +1

    The woman bowling. Seen many slip past the foul line but never that far down the lane.
    I'd give her the spare for the heck of it.

  • Not To Cry
    Not To Cry 2 months ago

    Love this video 🥰🤣

  • Ultimate Fails
    Ultimate Fails 2 months ago +1

    Fail Army never disappoints

  • Cara Biner
    Cara Biner Month ago

    The eyelid zipper horror show is Olympic Level nightmare fodder.

  • safe mush.
    safe mush. 2 months ago

    "right on the bellend" makes me proud to be English

  • HiYa Pal
    HiYa Pal 2 months ago +2

    7:07 Wow! The way that she was moving those scissors around, she could've actually gotten the babies eye. Smh

    • ComDam
      ComDam 2 months ago

      got the ladies tho.

  • KingManther
    KingManther 2 months ago +1

    Might be the best overall Fail Army yet!

  • Periodically Sarcastic
    Periodically Sarcastic 2 months ago +9

    6:18 I felt the pain...ouch!

  • Chris Kratz
    Chris Kratz 2 months ago +5

    Since that truck is labeled 'inedible' whatever is in there is not gross enough to keep people from eating it without a sign.

  • Megan Miller
    Megan Miller 2 months ago +7

    “Did you fart?”
    “Nooo, I sh*t.”
    savage 🤣🤣

  • Cammmy
    Cammmy 2 months ago +1

    The girl pushing the desk clip reminds me of Dwight's Christmas desk from The Office... plus somebody didn't put that desk together properly... they probably had a whole bag of parts left over after they were done and just said "screw it. It looks fine!"

    • Zack and Jess Adventures
      Zack and Jess Adventures 2 months ago +1

      It's made of ikea cardboard.

    • Cammmy
      Cammmy 2 months ago

      @Zack and Jess Adventures but I still think the person who put it together cut some corners. Fully agree with you on the ikea cardboard

    • Ross Magwood
      Ross Magwood 2 months ago +1

      @Cammmy nah it was put together properly you just can not push around particle board desks because they will not hold up

    • Cammmy
      Cammmy 2 months ago +1

      @Ross Magwood if it was because of the material, it wouldn't have folded at every seam simultaneously like an accordion... the particle board would have cracked.

  • Pp Inmouth
    Pp Inmouth 2 months ago

    Some of these videos could have ended pretty badly. 5:06 the guy slipping could had smashed his head on that corner of the step. Or the barber almost poking the mom's eye out with those scissors.

  • Photo Girl 4k
    Photo Girl 4k 2 months ago +1

    Can't wait to see 50% of these clips in the next video

  • Roger Branch
    Roger Branch 2 months ago

    Love this stuff

    xMSxxSUPERNOVAx 2 months ago

    So what was the red stuff leaking out of that truck?? That's a bit concerning... lol

  • Ross Magwood
    Ross Magwood 2 months ago +1

    5:11 missed either a major concussion r death by a few centimeters he just about hit the corner of the concrete step with his temple

  • Melissa Burrup
    Melissa Burrup 2 months ago +3

    1:40 the amount of stank in his leg was too much for any one man to hold

  • Emmanuel Prieto
    Emmanuel Prieto 2 months ago +2

    los quiero muchísimo mucho 😍 love family failarmy

  • Unknown 18
    Unknown 18 2 months ago +1

    Tomorrow is my Math's exam {CBSE} and its a perfect place to refresh my mind 😌😌😌😌

  • Dick Copper
    Dick Copper 2 months ago +11

    How the hell do you get your eyelid caught in a zipper??

    • billabong 2932
      billabong 2932 2 months ago +1

      I bet his parents are proud of him

    • Jemi
      Jemi 2 months ago +1

      Yo! This was a brand new one for me, too. It’s almost talented. 😂

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz 2 months ago

    BIKE SAYS NO all wheeled vehicles know if you're smart enough to operate them safely so they don't get damaged, if you're not, they will throw you off, crash into things and run you over or at least hit you in the head with a tire or pedal before/while going down. bikes, skateboards, one wheels, scooters, all wheeled vehicles.

  • FroZenNinja
    FroZenNinja 2 months ago

    2:05 'RIgHt On ThE BeLLeNd!!!' Had me cracking up!

  • Giggi Widit
    Giggi Widit 2 months ago +2

    1:00: Yeah ... been there ... done that. I was walking home late at night after a long shift at work. Crossed on a crossing (just like the people in the clip) WITH the lights in my favour, when a car (that had obviously jumped the red light) came screaming around the corner, and I literally had dive out of the way, so that I wouldn't be hit, and the driver just kept going, and left me lying in the road. I could have been unconscious. I could have been hit and killed by the next car to come around the corner, the driver just didn't care (they didn't even slow down). My knee was badly injured, and has never been the same since, and my phone was smashed and broken by the fall, so I couldn't call for help, and sadly there was no Video of the incident, so the driver got away with almost a hit-and-run. So for me, video clips like that one AREN'T funny.

  • CineMarTiN
    CineMarTiN 2 months ago

    1:04 God, she plays as badly as possible, but she has so much fun that you can even feel it. Although a little more and she will roll there like a ball, thanks to her shape ...but she does not complex and enjoys life. A great example for all of us.😏👍

  • ARC
    ARC 2 months ago +7

    Dont people know how to turn the water mains off 😂

  • Jerry Miller
    Jerry Miller 2 months ago +9

    The bicyclists were running a red light and turning the wrong way and taking over the whole lane without maintaining the speed of traffic

    • Sludge
      Sludge 2 months ago +3

      You are wrong. They pressed the walk button. They clearly have 11 more seconds to cross.
      By pressing the walk button, all the lights turn red.

    • Jerry Miller
      Jerry Miller 2 months ago +3

      @Sludge How do you know they pressed any button and the sign says right turn only and why are they taking over the whole lane when they can not maintain the speed of traffic?

    • Sludge
      Sludge 2 months ago +3

      @Jerry Miller Because the walk sign states that they still have 11 more seconds of right of way.

    • Jerry Miller
      Jerry Miller 2 months ago +7

      @Sludge I just see a red smudge on the sign but regardless they are not in the walkway and were moving too slow to clear the intersection. I both ride bikes and drive and the bikes are clearly at fault here. Even if the car did also break a rule that would just mean they both broke rules. Being on a bike doesn't mean you can randomly do whatever you want

    • Trnostep
      Trnostep 2 months ago +8

      @Sludge They are not using the pedestrian crossing though. Neither are they pedestrians as they are riding the bikes but that could be overlooked. What can't be overlooked is that at the very beginning the leftmost one is signalling a left turn, they are clearly on the road turning left and are in a right turn only lane with red lights.

  • Jon Brown
    Jon Brown 2 months ago +1

    I love it when the guy slips on the front step

  • S1X Bucks
    S1X Bucks 2 months ago +3

    That velcro had me thinking of some funny ass jokes. Don't want to be "canceled" tho

  • AaronShenghao
    AaronShenghao 2 months ago +15

    0:59 For people who wondering "wait aren't these cyclists supposed to stop?"
    No, look at the lower pedestrian crosswalk signal. It's flashing red with a countdown. By the video's end they still have 11 seconds to cross.
    In the United States, if a crosswalk is about to change to red, it will flash red instead of flash white/green, more modern ones have a countdown to show you how much time you left. The reason it's flashing red is because, whoever designed it intended for people do not start crossing the road, and if you're in the road already finish crossing.
    So the van ran a red light. Only thing the cyclists should have done is pushing the bikes across and walking on the crosswalk. (Depends on which state, since they are observing pedestrian signals so pedestrian rules apply).
    "Why traffic lights are red? "
    This is a T-intersection, the direction where the camera comes from are right turn only. Hence the "right turn only sign" on the traffic lights, and look closely, both lights are right turn signals. The traffic lights of course must be red for pedestrians to cross the intersecting road.

    • Laloni Chester
      Laloni Chester 2 months ago +1

      Thank you 😊

    • poop mcgee
      poop mcgee 2 months ago +17

      cyclists have to obey motor laws so they are breaking the law by going straight or turning left. it appears they are trying to turn left. also they appear to have started crossing during a flashing red, which is also a no no.

    • detaart
      detaart 2 months ago +18

      They aren't pedestrians though.

    • Mellow Guy
      Mellow Guy 2 months ago +15

      They weren't pedestrians.

    • Enot Pk
      Enot Pk 2 months ago +2

      Red - stop, green - check&go. But in the Imperial system any measure will be twisted.

  • Craig
    Craig 2 months ago

    2:10 Right on the bellend 😂😂😂

  • iAmPharaoh
    iAmPharaoh 2 months ago +9

    3:58 😂That kid will never be the same.

    • Heritage367
      Heritage367 2 months ago +7

      In that moment, his face changed to Steve Buscemi's 😖

    • Sebut
      Sebut 2 months ago +1

      ​@Heritage367 Good one :D

  • Shorts man
    Shorts man 2 months ago +1

    1:06 took forever to fall over😭

  • OoWoO
    OoWoO 2 months ago

    Holy frick was that lady drunk!? "Did I do that?" Heck yes you did Urkel!!! Who else is holding the scissors in YOUR hand!?!?!?

  • Leonardokite
    Leonardokite 2 months ago

    2:09 "Right on the bell end" LOL I've never heard that before. I guess if it's British then maybe he's just lucky he didn't get it in the stones.

  • Adriel Burned
    Adriel Burned 2 months ago +2

    So the Velcro joke is true!!!😂🤣🤣😂😂 I'm dying!

  • Florisvaldo Guedes
    Florisvaldo Guedes 2 months ago


  • Greg Taylor
    Greg Taylor 2 months ago +3

    I wonder how many people like me, couldn't watch the guy with the zipper problem. I couldn't watch it, but waited without looking to hear it was out. Yikes 😶

    • DDot
      DDot 2 months ago +1

      Me either. That was more than I was prepared for today.

    • Greg Taylor
      Greg Taylor 2 months ago

      @DDot I love how you wrote this comment. More then you were prepared for today. 👍

  • Shaun New Bedford
    Shaun New Bedford 2 months ago

    The finger thing that shocks the kid, every parent should own 1...... definitely, i must of watched that25 times bloody awsome

  • Jenna Todd
    Jenna Todd 2 months ago

    2:53 I can still see the words on the truck. LOL. 🤣

  • Jim Y
    Jim Y 2 months ago +7

    02:09 "...ahhh, right on the bell end."
    that's new and I love it.

    • Tony Valdez
      Tony Valdez 2 months ago +2


    • Jim Y
      Jim Y 2 months ago +1

      @Tony Valdez I thought I'd heard them all after the Austin Powers movies. guess not.

    • Dr. Robert Bennett
      Dr. Robert Bennett 2 months ago


  • Sofi Alexander-Pua
    Sofi Alexander-Pua 2 months ago +1

    4:48 isn't a fail. She got her kids out of a dangerous situation. From recent floods in New Zealand

  • Kragatar
    Kragatar 2 months ago

    4:03 He bops it like a cat, lol

  • Kevin Todd
    Kevin Todd 2 months ago

    FailArmy always lives.

  • Jack Low
    Jack Low 2 months ago

    The kid shooting hoops made the basket even if he did faceplant.

  • Cyan Kirkpatrick
    Cyan Kirkpatrick 2 months ago +2

    Please for once when someone asks you, if you're okay say no