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Bleeping out all the American swearing, but leaving all the British swearing in. Priceless.
Not part of the cutters lexis
It isn't swearing really
Lol hail Britannia😂😂😂😂
They do that in some video games, too. Censor everything in English, but allow it in, say, Spanish. Then Google automatically translates it for you! 😂
Clip-Share doesn't know UK slang and swear words, lol.
Legend has it that Grandma is STILL waiting for that hug from the little girl 🤣
Granpa did his job right 😂
I gotta hand it to the grandma for not taking it personally
The mom who ran to check on her son literally forgot him, and checked the phone first 😂
Next time first check the reason why he did fall.
Little girl ran right past grandma into grandpas arms. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video
Because grandpa's are more fun!
Guy at 0:55 hit his face on the pavement and scored the basket at the same time. That's pretty impressive.
I don't think getting a concussion from a goal is impressive it's more sad and pathetic.
That's what I'm saying .it was worth it 😅😅💪
@Carl Whittaker How is smacking face and loosing 2 teeth sad and pathetic ?? Don't you mean horrific and painful ?
@Wayne Pantry Yeah duh injury SAD acting a fool and jumping into the ground PATHETIC the horrifying pain is a consequence of these things.
That head bounce was pretty brutal
The parakeet getting all fresh with the tv 🤣😂🤣 too cute!!
Wow. This is one brutal episode: people smashing their face into concrete, eye-lid vs zipper, and scissors in the eye. Lord have mercy 😬.
Great job blurring out the company name on the back of the leaking truck lol
Yeah, meat not for human consumption still needs hauling to where it gets processed into feed for critters that aren't human. That really is one heck of a leak, though. blown seal down to gas buildup is my guess.
@tranz2deep Is that what that was??? Omg, disgusting!!
Bumgarner Services, North Carolina. The driver was fired.
Yeah they blurred it so well I can't read the Bumgarner Services logo at all.
I think she was afraid of problems from that company if this video would go viral.
“Right on the bell end”
😂 I died. Thanks for that
0:19 That table was held together with thoughts and prayers 🤣🤣
Amen 😂
The fact that you said "prayers" implies you're another one of those people that don't care about whether you're mocking the LORD your God or not. In other words, that comment is rather insensitive of you.
@Ἀνδρέας Ἰωάνναι (Andreas Joannai) Fam there is no god.
Haha !
I think the reality is shit quality...the bottom of the side panel hung up on the tile grout creating a force in any direction other than down, the shit particle board just broke off where the fasteners attach and the rest followed suit. Poor materials, poor construction.
Or:
It was an inside job and the government placed explosives at all the joints causing the cascading collapse !! 😂
4:26 is the most innocent wrecking of all time.
She swerved out of grandma's arms to see her pawpaw.
1:52 She was doing it correctly, just needed to follow through and actually hit the top of the bottle while sliding the knife. Then she just whacked it, doing exactly what you're supposed to not do
ya shes not supposed to weight 500 pounds either and there it is
@yvan delabonne roche If you think that's 500lbs (or anything close to that) then you need your eyes checked.
@7:09 I literally gasped... how could she be so careless?
Really, she came within a baby hair of being blinded in that eye.
That haircut better of been free.
i did a big OWW on that one
Everybody was lucky there that moment. let's hope she learns from it.
6:50 As someone who's cut his own hair and close family's for years, this is one of the nightmares I try to avoid.
legend 🤯
4:35 Let's face it, if we didn't stop being that honest when we grow up, the world would be even crazier than it is.
💯
I am honest, but most people call it being rude. But I'm still honest about not giving a f*ck about it.
I'll be amazed if that poor guy jumping the dirt bike didn't get seriously injured
I was thinking the same thing. At the very least, it looks like he got knocked out cold. Anyone know more about it?
I betting that he can’t have kids anymore
He def got hurt. Other rider knew it and was waving for help immediately. If he didnt fracture his face on the handlebars he most likely has a hurt back/ neck. That was brutal
5:55 I think that guy's gonna have a hard time unlocking his phone with his fingerprints.
Damn!
My stomach dropped just like his did
0:30 Bro that actually looks nice.
Except for, ya know, being snowed in and all.
Raise your hand if you've been watching FailArmy for a long time🤚
✋🏻😢
me but ur a bot
Fail reruns 😂
@ItzTooCringey This guy is not a bot he is a real person who always copy pastes his comments, and that makes it even worse.
Around 13 years 👍😂
5:12 As a devoted mother of two whose lives are worth two of her’s, I fully endorse this behavior. You get that phone, ma’am! Your son would want this for you. 😂😂💀
I loved this video! Thank you for brightening me on this very special St. Patrick's Day!
How in the HELL do you get your EYELID caught in a zipper?
Roll a 1 on a d20
@Jonas 🤣🤣
You want the clean answer or the dirty answer? Really depends on what the zipper conceals...
@Jonas Ain't that the damn truth hahahaa
Thank you for including bunnies. Haha it is never them though failing, bunnies are too smart. One of my all time fav videos is where a bunny chases a snake up a tree.
Bunnies are the best 😊
5:06, I don't think that guy recognizes he was a millimeter from death.
Plus, the woman checked on her phone before she checked on the man. Priorities, I guess.
Oh man, that was terrifying. This is why I'm so scared of ice....
TRUTH..I went back and paused it you are absolutely correct!! Millimeter closer and his temple is penetrated by the corner of that step....death by blunt force trauma!! LUCKY LUCKY Man!! I had a close call like that thankfully I only broke 2 ribs...I fell and almost put a concrete anchor bolt into my skull an inch one way or the other no more ME!!
Yep. I don't eff with ice. I shovel/scrape/treat, and then wear Yaktrax when it walk outside. My worst fear is being found on pavement, holding a dog leash. 😂
Every video someone flies from the stairs, I close my eyes when I saw it will happen. The guy who'll invent slip-proof stairs will be richer then Elon Musk, no doubt.
richer
richer than
A railing works wonders. Am I rich now?
5:55 was impressive as hell.
Yep. Not very many people can climb a rope like that, let alone catch themselves falling.
After watching these videos i feel less dumb.
Same here:)
I will never get tired of watching people wreck on their front porch stairs.
7:08 I absolutely cringed when the scissors poked into her eye!!!
My life makes sense again after this video… thank you❤
"Right on the bell end" killed me 😂
2:21. That was really impressive!
0:59 I saw this on Reddit and they were on their way to some event that helps bring awareness to people who died in traffic collisions or whatever it was. Ironic, eh?
Bunch of idiots crossing against the red light and the 'Don't walk' sign too! That will bring them to some awareness real quick.
@1:00 now that’s doing gods work
legend has it that grandma is still waiting for that hug from the little girl 🤣
Those people act like they've never seen a tanker truck full of sloppy joes malfunction slightly and eject the sloppy joes all over the street. I don't get what's so strange about that.
That's actually raw gelatin products. It's basically all of the animal parts we don't consume grinded down into a paste
Yes gelatin as in gummy bears and jelly beans. Also beauty products use it as well
Bumgarner Services, of North Carolina.
The correct reaction is to follow that truck and acquire free mystery meat.
Nearly took her eye out with those shears!
Here we go again… watching hilarious videos 💀
Thanks to the blurring, nobody will know that BUMGARNER SERVICES trucks are in the fails of the week :)
Wow, that desk fold in on that woman. Was fun to watch. Great video
That bird was trying to get some tv love. Was fun to watch Great video
Beats the cat trying to hunt TV Bunny, I suppose.
It is sad as the bird is waiting for a reaction. he considers the tv vogel to be a real conspecific.
What the heck was that dude lifting up the trash bin like that? 😮
My guess is he was trying to take it down to the street without having to move the vehicle 🤷♂️🤷♂️not a good decision 😅
7:30 in German these agaponids (lovebirds) are called "inseparable". because they suffer greatly when kept alone. seems that unfortunately he lives alone 💔
Surprisingly, jealousy may help. You need another "inseparable" that jealous about suffered one. It will go to the emotional scene that may change priorities.
2:05 'Right on the bell-end!'
00:54 That was sad to watch. I know what that feels like; the intense feeling of regret, followed by a loud noise, then the white light, then the weird smell inside the nose, followed by the quick realization that one just bounced face against ground. Then the panic attack that follows once the entire situation sets in after the blood starts pouring out the nose and mouth...😢
Grandma doesn’t bear the visible scars but trust me they run deep. Definitely not the favorite grandchild anymore
however there may be a reason that grandma isn't the favorite grandparent
That kid at 5:17 slipped on the ice walking down the stairs and nailed his face on the corner of the step. OUCH!!!!
I work in association management in Minnesota, someone literally complained to me their steps needed to be replaced because they were too slippery in the winter!
i see stairs in failArmy video, i know what's gonna happen
0:50 That KO was a throat-punch-upper-cut via handle-bars; It's safe to say he'd fare barely-better landing upright on the pegs to absorb the landing: an entire bullet-time-second reconfirming a dreadful-suspicion that he over-shot the landing.
1:53 works 1 out of a million times then the people are still shocked when it doesn't
I wish every video had a link to the original in the description so we can investigate further
5:06 Did he hit his face on the corner of that cement step? Gosh, I hope not...oww!
That guy has an excuse to just pack it back up and call it a day. Whatever the plan was... not important enough.
2:40 The fact that it says "not intended for human consumption INEDIBLE" makes it so much better.
...I think that's probably ground up guts and shit from a meat factory...
yep going to the dog food factory
It has to be right?
The woman bowling. Seen many slip past the foul line but never that far down the lane.
I'd give her the spare for the heck of it.
The Force was strong with that one.
Love this video 🥰🤣
Fail Army never disappoints
The eyelid zipper horror show is Olympic Level nightmare fodder.
"right on the bellend" makes me proud to be English
7:07 Wow! The way that she was moving those scissors around, she could've actually gotten the babies eye. Smh
got the ladies tho.
Might be the best overall Fail Army yet!
6:18 I felt the pain...ouch!
Since that truck is labeled 'inedible' whatever is in there is not gross enough to keep people from eating it without a sign.
It was transporting red algae
“Did you fart?”
“Nooo, I sh*t.”
savage 🤣🤣
The girl pushing the desk clip reminds me of Dwight's Christmas desk from The Office... plus somebody didn't put that desk together properly... they probably had a whole bag of parts left over after they were done and just said "screw it. It looks fine!"
It's made of ikea cardboard.
@Zack and Jess Adventures but I still think the person who put it together cut some corners. Fully agree with you on the ikea cardboard
@Cammmy nah it was put together properly you just can not push around particle board desks because they will not hold up
@Ross Magwood if it was because of the material, it wouldn't have folded at every seam simultaneously like an accordion... the particle board would have cracked.
Some of these videos could have ended pretty badly. 5:06 the guy slipping could had smashed his head on that corner of the step. Or the barber almost poking the mom's eye out with those scissors.
Can't wait to see 50% of these clips in the next video
Love this stuff
So what was the red stuff leaking out of that truck?? That's a bit concerning... lol
5:11 missed either a major concussion r death by a few centimeters he just about hit the corner of the concrete step with his temple
1:40 the amount of stank in his leg was too much for any one man to hold
😂😂😂
los quiero muchísimo mucho 😍 love family failarmy
Tomorrow is my Math's exam {CBSE} and its a perfect place to refresh my mind 😌😌😌😌
How the hell do you get your eyelid caught in a zipper??
I bet his parents are proud of him
Yo! This was a brand new one for me, too. It’s almost talented. 😂
BIKE SAYS NO all wheeled vehicles know if you're smart enough to operate them safely so they don't get damaged, if you're not, they will throw you off, crash into things and run you over or at least hit you in the head with a tire or pedal before/while going down. bikes, skateboards, one wheels, scooters, all wheeled vehicles.
2:05 'RIgHt On ThE BeLLeNd!!!' Had me cracking up!
1:00: Yeah ... been there ... done that. I was walking home late at night after a long shift at work. Crossed on a crossing (just like the people in the clip) WITH the lights in my favour, when a car (that had obviously jumped the red light) came screaming around the corner, and I literally had dive out of the way, so that I wouldn't be hit, and the driver just kept going, and left me lying in the road. I could have been unconscious. I could have been hit and killed by the next car to come around the corner, the driver just didn't care (they didn't even slow down). My knee was badly injured, and has never been the same since, and my phone was smashed and broken by the fall, so I couldn't call for help, and sadly there was no Video of the incident, so the driver got away with almost a hit-and-run. So for me, video clips like that one AREN'T funny.
1:04 God, she plays as badly as possible, but she has so much fun that you can even feel it. Although a little more and she will roll there like a ball, thanks to her shape ...but she does not complex and enjoys life. A great example for all of us.😏👍
Dont people know how to turn the water mains off 😂
The bicyclists were running a red light and turning the wrong way and taking over the whole lane without maintaining the speed of traffic
You are wrong. They pressed the walk button. They clearly have 11 more seconds to cross.
By pressing the walk button, all the lights turn red.
@Sludge How do you know they pressed any button and the sign says right turn only and why are they taking over the whole lane when they can not maintain the speed of traffic?
@Jerry Miller Because the walk sign states that they still have 11 more seconds of right of way.
@Sludge I just see a red smudge on the sign but regardless they are not in the walkway and were moving too slow to clear the intersection. I both ride bikes and drive and the bikes are clearly at fault here. Even if the car did also break a rule that would just mean they both broke rules. Being on a bike doesn't mean you can randomly do whatever you want
@Sludge They are not using the pedestrian crossing though. Neither are they pedestrians as they are riding the bikes but that could be overlooked. What can't be overlooked is that at the very beginning the leftmost one is signalling a left turn, they are clearly on the road turning left and are in a right turn only lane with red lights.
I love it when the guy slips on the front step
That velcro had me thinking of some funny ass jokes. Don't want to be "canceled" tho
0:59 For people who wondering "wait aren't these cyclists supposed to stop?"
No, look at the lower pedestrian crosswalk signal. It's flashing red with a countdown. By the video's end they still have 11 seconds to cross.
In the United States, if a crosswalk is about to change to red, it will flash red instead of flash white/green, more modern ones have a countdown to show you how much time you left. The reason it's flashing red is because, whoever designed it intended for people do not start crossing the road, and if you're in the road already finish crossing.
So the van ran a red light. Only thing the cyclists should have done is pushing the bikes across and walking on the crosswalk. (Depends on which state, since they are observing pedestrian signals so pedestrian rules apply).
"Why traffic lights are red? "
This is a T-intersection, the direction where the camera comes from are right turn only. Hence the "right turn only sign" on the traffic lights, and look closely, both lights are right turn signals. The traffic lights of course must be red for pedestrians to cross the intersecting road.
Thank you 😊
cyclists have to obey motor laws so they are breaking the law by going straight or turning left. it appears they are trying to turn left. also they appear to have started crossing during a flashing red, which is also a no no.
They aren't pedestrians though.
They weren't pedestrians.
Red - stop, green - check&go. But in the Imperial system any measure will be twisted.
2:10 Right on the bellend 😂😂😂
3:58 😂That kid will never be the same.
In that moment, his face changed to Steve Buscemi's 😖
@Heritage367 Good one :D
1:06 took forever to fall over😭
Holy frick was that lady drunk!? "Did I do that?" Heck yes you did Urkel!!! Who else is holding the scissors in YOUR hand!?!?!?
2:09 "Right on the bell end" LOL I've never heard that before. I guess if it's British then maybe he's just lucky he didn't get it in the stones.
So the Velcro joke is true!!!😂🤣🤣😂😂 I'm dying!
3:22 - BRAZIL NEVER DISAPPOINTS ME
I wonder how many people like me, couldn't watch the guy with the zipper problem. I couldn't watch it, but waited without looking to hear it was out. Yikes 😶
Me either. That was more than I was prepared for today.
@DDot I love how you wrote this comment. More then you were prepared for today. 👍
The finger thing that shocks the kid, every parent should own 1...... definitely, i must of watched that25 times bloody awsome
2:53 I can still see the words on the truck. LOL. 🤣
02:09 "...ahhh, right on the bell end."
that's new and I love it.
Brits:)
@Tony Valdez I thought I'd heard them all after the Austin Powers movies. guess not.
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☠️☠️☠️
😂😂😂
4:48 isn't a fail. She got her kids out of a dangerous situation. From recent floods in New Zealand
4:03 He bops it like a cat, lol
FailArmy always lives.
The kid shooting hoops made the basket even if he did faceplant.
Please for once when someone asks you, if you're okay say no