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  • Published on Nov 25, 2022 veröffentlicht
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  • João Pedro Cypriano
    João Pedro Cypriano 2 months ago +11942

    I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video

    • MarshMilo
      MarshMilo 2 days ago

      @Marilyn Maraj lmaoo!!!

    • Marilyn Maraj
      Marilyn Maraj 2 days ago +1

      @MarshMilo noted! I’m compiling it all but I also use kurtis as a sleep aid so this has proven to be a challenge 😂

    • Anynonymous
      Anynonymous 3 days ago

      @Josias Lourenço shut.

    • MarshMilo
      MarshMilo 11 days ago +1

      including the in love with a creeper clip

    • bruhsuke
      bruhsuke 13 days ago +1

      @Keineken_ people add "i hardly know her" to a word/sentence that ends with -er. "Stamper? I hardly know her!". im from SEA so i really have no clue why they say this either

  • Husyay
    Husyay Month ago +1145

    the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes

  • BungaloHippo
    BungaloHippo Month ago +1554

    the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them

    • Pokaay
      Pokaay 7 days ago +4

      He just keeps making shit that is funny I have no idea how he does it

  • Kalialuv ♥️
    Kalialuv ♥️ Month ago +988

    That Black Sea joke was way outta pocket💀💀

    • fmadiva
      fmadiva Month ago +6

      Took me out in the best way fr 😂😂😂😂😂

    • Vella Clayton
      Vella Clayton Month ago +9

      Honestly I thought that shit was so funny 😂

    • Xiphactinus Audax
      Xiphactinus Audax Month ago +17

      I thought it was a random choice for a body of water until I saw this comment and thought about it for a couple seconds

    • Grant Slater
      Grant Slater Month ago +6

      Out of no where like a RKO

    • vic brown
      vic brown Month ago +21

      I was in shock for a second tbh

  • RandomAssHumanBeing207
    RandomAssHumanBeing207 Month ago +219

    The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.

    • RandomAssHumanBeing207
      RandomAssHumanBeing207 4 days ago +4

      @GayJayy YES, that’s exactly what. Only legends know this truth.

    • GayJayy
      GayJayy 4 days ago +4

      They all have an agreement for Chuck and the officer to have a secret relationship and the lifeguard will be Chuck's "beard".

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby 13 days ago +7

      That’s a really good theory, actually.

  • treedeer thethingy
    treedeer thethingy 2 months ago +13663

    Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie

    • Olivia
      Olivia 22 days ago +1

      Dude reading this out of context is the funniest thing ever

    • Jaan K. Peterson
      Jaan K. Peterson 25 days ago

      @Namereport it

    • Sanchita Kesarkar
      Sanchita Kesarkar Month ago

      @Nameez

    • Manny K
      Manny K Month ago

      So unfunny

    • fun chaos
      fun chaos Month ago

      @R 2 H here is the full clip explaining why YOUR MOM left
      you (a stupid fucking youtube bot): clip-share.net/video/QJOUqh2E4fk/video.html

  • m
    m Month ago +500

    the way I KNEW where this was going when he said that their depiction of the terrorist was crazy 💀

    • no
      no Month ago +14

      one of the many reasons this movie makes me unfathomably angry

    • ericaploof
      ericaploof Month ago +2

      It's giving...Angels and Demons. 💀

    • The_Peasant_Almighty
      The_Peasant_Almighty Month ago +34

      Isn’t this pre-9/11 too?

    • m
      m Month ago +8

      @alia struggle is real

    • hihi
      hihi Month ago +40

      I just kept saying to myself "SURLEY they won’t do it, it’s such a dead joke" well yeah.. what was I expecting tbh

  • Viccolas Vic
    Viccolas Vic Month ago +374

    The millie bobby brown clip made my jaw drop

    • mosswoss coss
      mosswoss coss Month ago +9

      she's 12, drake.

    • bill bill
      bill bill Month ago +10

      @MrZer093 Well that and of course the video where he asks a girl her age, she says underage, and he still lets her dance on him on stage.

    • Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
      Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator Month ago

      A few years back some stripper put him on blast in an interview for constantly requesting his Sheriff’s Badge™️ to be licked.

    • MrZer093
      MrZer093 Month ago +20

      There ain’t no proof but people def be waiting for that story to drop. Right now, all he be doing is talking in an inappropriate way to kids

    • MissDraiha
      MissDraiha Month ago +15

      Yep definite creep factor

  • The Queen Of Cringe
    The Queen Of Cringe Month ago +151

    The Dream jokes and then calling the goggles “goggies” was a MISTAKE Kurtis. You have summoned a beast and it’s only a matter of time before it arrives on your doorstep

  • 4077Disc
    4077Disc Month ago +199

    There are actually 4 kids in Malcolm in the Middle. The oldest one is late high school/college age and away from home, but he still exists, Kurtis.
    Sheesh

    • GayJayy
      GayJayy 4 days ago

      @Medianoche In a sense, yes and no. Yes, he's still his parents kid. No, he's technically a late teen/early adult.

    • betp
      betp 25 days ago +6

      francis erasure

    • Xiphactinus Audax
      Xiphactinus Audax Month ago +6

      @Medianoche He is because he's a child and also there's actually 5
      but if he meant just the ones still in the house there's 2

    • Medianoche
      Medianoche Month ago +2

      Then he's not a kid is he?

    • Sirdeathvids
      Sirdeathvids Month ago +10

      5 if you count Jamie

  • MultishipperBish
    MultishipperBish 2 months ago +2208

    clearly chuck kept up his beach treasure-digging lifestyle so he could see the cop and further drive their romance plot

    • Belle Kelly
      Belle Kelly Day ago

      @sagapulastation We already know the answer, and we didn't want to

    • your new husband
      your new husband Month ago

      @sagapulastation um why do you ask why do you need to know do you think that why 😟

    • i am addicted to acnh please help
      i am addicted to acnh please help Month ago +11

      @sagapulastation yes they have isnt it obvious

    • sagapulastation
      sagapulastation Month ago +21

      Do you think theyve ever explored each others bodies on the beach

    • Vaishnavi Singh
      Vaishnavi Singh 2 months ago +58

      I was thinking it the whole time IT'S A CLASSIC TROUPE

  • K Sardo
    K Sardo Month ago +603

    Kurtis was a huge part of my trans awakening but not in a necessarily profound way I just used to think I was a girl and then I saw him and was like dang... he look kinda dope tbh.. I kinda want to look like that

    • LazyBunnyLyn
      LazyBunnyLyn 2 days ago +1

      When you used the word "profound" the immediate mental image i got is kurtis descending from heaven bathe in light, just to tell you that youre trans

    • Kevin GIllie
      Kevin GIllie 8 days ago

      Please touch grass, please, I'm begging you

    • Sara -
      Sara - 12 days ago +1

      He also gives me major masc gender envy

    • ꧁ Nyxie ꧂
      ꧁ Nyxie ꧂ 25 days ago +6

      No cause how does he have so much gender

    • Anna Picozzi
      Anna Picozzi Month ago +6

      omfg lmao i saw this comment in kurtis' instagram story

  • cheese
    cheese Month ago +475

    'I think it's time for our secret agent, "we cant let the bad guys take us alive" pills'.. what a line

    • bacon feet
      bacon feet Month ago +9

      @Riley L cyanide flintstones gummies

    • Riley L
      Riley L Month ago +34

      They're kid friendly cyanide pills 👀

  • eyespliced
    eyespliced Month ago +46

    And the twist is that this entire movie was a lucid/fever/day dream Reese was having in a random filler episode of malcom in the middle.

  • Lain Edwards
    Lain Edwards Month ago +44

    kurtis wasn’t holding back this video, calling out drake for being a creep and the police for racial profiling within minutes of each other dhdhhdjd

  • Waylon Chaos
    Waylon Chaos Month ago +161

    I love how fast the chase scene escalates in absurdity 24:21

  • ~Andi~
    ~Andi~ Month ago +168

    22:45 Did he CHANGE CLOTHES while the shelves were falling on and crushing him? Mr Lizzie McGuire's Dad has mad skillz, bruh.

    • ~Andi~
      ~Andi~ Month ago +4

      @Evangeline Wood No, neither would I, had Kurtis not played it so many times! Don't worry ;) Plus, it was actually my second time watching through this part of the video, so I easily could've missed it too.

    • Evangeline Wood
      Evangeline Wood Month ago +14

      Wait hold up, you're right, the color of his undershirt goes from medium blue to turquoise. Holy shit, I never would have noticed that.

    • 𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
      𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵 Month ago

      *Thanks for watching send a direct message right away I will love to hear your thoughts on it and for more enlightenment✅👍**

  • Keebs
    Keebs 2 months ago +894

    I think it's quite nice that the guy who just dicks around on the beach looking for treasures wants to use this mind-blowing technology to just... keep doing that but just a bit more efficiently. It shows a character who is exactly where he wants to be in life.
    (It's also what I find nice about Linus in Stardew Valley. He knows how he wants to live no matter how difficult it can get.)

    • Depression Pie
      Depression Pie Month ago +1

      Based sdv reference!!!!

    • Keebs
      Keebs Month ago +5

      @Charlotte Walther I'm not sure if, even if he was romantically involved with the player character, he would want to set up on our farm. He's a free spirit, and is friends with the Wizard (you see him hanging out with the Wizard at the Stardew version of Halloween) and has the history lore about being an adventurer.
      His existing camp near the caves is close enough to our farm, the onsen he likes to hang out by, and the lake he likes to look out over. I feel like he'd stay there regardless, because anything else would seem like charity from us, the player. Even if we're full friendship hearts he doesn't move in as a roommate (like Krobus) because he wants to be close to nature.
      Even a farm isn't really nature, not to him I'd imagine. It's an industry. The plants that grow are only there to be cut down for money, etc.
      I think about Linus a lot lol

    • Charlotte Walther
      Charlotte Walther Month ago +4

      Linus is hands down the best character in stardew valley and I’m so sad you can’t marry him because I would and I’d let him set up his camp on the farm if he doesn’t wanna live in the house with me. Personal space is important and I get his mindset. Capitalism sucks.

    • Blizzard_the_seal
      Blizzard_the_seal Month ago +3

      YES YES YES I ALSO THOUGHT OF LINUS :’)
      i havent played too much stardew (read: 100 hrs) and linus is the ONLY character i’ve reached full hearts with 😭

    • Rosa Castillo
      Rosa Castillo Month ago

      @Keebs ur comment made me regain faith in humanity... idk why. i just love stardew valley ig

  • Mihaela Joe
    Mihaela Joe 2 months ago +898

    Who else hopes that Kurtis will keep the "yeah" like he kept the "balls" sound?

  • socialgutbrain777
    socialgutbrain777 Month ago +51

    The chase scene was absolutely delightful. That shit sounded like I was in build mode in the Sims

  • differentbutsimilar
    differentbutsimilar Month ago +25

    I LOVE that scene with epic crash and him just casually crawling out of the sea unscathed, covered in seaweed, like he's a Terminator... ONLY to pivot to doing a relaxed hair flip and staring placidly off towards the horizon, as if he was thinking "Geez. I've gotta be more careful." Y'know, like you or I might think after almost tripping over slight rise in the sidewalk. Just kind of a weird day for him, I guess. We could all learn some lessons in taking things in stride from him.
    He's a certified badass for that. What an absolute dude. That's the most graceful recovery I have ever seen in my life. That man has 9 lives. One time, my cat slipped off of a little jut 15 feet up in the living room wall and she took it about as well as this man. I don't think even she knew or cared that she just fell 15 feet. Just carried right on like nothin happened. You yourself would think she planned it that way.

  • Beepboop
    Beepboop Month ago +14

    “Now that’s what I call a boner” made me giggle a disturbing amount.

  • Cyndaqueer
    Cyndaqueer Month ago +38

    How tf does Kurtis just drop that he’s friends with Freddie Dredd

  • Umi
    Umi 2 months ago +18637

    Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years

    • your new husband
      your new husband Month ago

      @Jayme Vosburgh aren't we all

    • GhostDogg
      GhostDogg Month ago

      Bibbliboo

    • nyx cat
      nyx cat Month ago

      It’s because he’s followed Danny for over a month

    • henri
      henri Month ago

      not the homophobic pejorative

    • henri
      henri Month ago

      proof more like poof

  • Rhys B
    Rhys B Month ago +34

    The twist in the burger skit is better than any twist I've seen in a movie in many years.

  • Parkerkay16
    Parkerkay16 Month ago +40

    The Millie Bobby Brown bit killed me had me rolling on the floor 😂

  • Dominique Joly
    Dominique Joly Month ago +18

    Kurtis' "Sucker" bit alone is WAY better than this whole movie could even *try* to be! 😆

  • JohnnyTrombone
    JohnnyTrombone Month ago +10

    Fun fact: those black ops guys actually do have x-ray goggles. They just use millimeter wave scanners instead of x-rays and the images produced don't look very sexy at all

  • Kay-DC
    Kay-DC 2 months ago +2846

    The cars changing models and colours in every shot is the most outrageously hilarious thing I've ever witnessed

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby 13 days ago +1

      @AspenRose Animations “Ah, the Dobonhonkeros. Dobonhonkeros accommodating is, uh, we know where that leads.”
      -Andrew Garfield

    • cat
      cat Month ago

      Im desperate at this point but can someone please explain to me why he showed a pic of meghan trainor when he mentioned the pedophilia in the movie very early on in the video ???? Ive never been more confused

    • AspenRose Animations
      AspenRose Animations Month ago +9

      @Booba must have needed a bigger size to accommodate the dobonhonkeros, and they couldnt find one in the same color

    • cringeneer
      cringeneer Month ago +19

      It's probably because Stamper crushed all of the cars

    • Booba
      Booba 2 months ago +48

      @Aldranza M he is also wearing two different shirts in the shots

  • DistantLoner
    DistantLoner Month ago +35

    "Shoot that little pervert!"
    The goggles might have curse of vanishing!

  • Nicole Chaney
    Nicole Chaney Month ago +184

    Kurtis is more loyal to HelloFresh than many men are to their wives

  • Chibuzor
    Chibuzor 2 months ago +299

    Dude's sketches somehow got more unhinged and more hilarious, I love it!

  • Rik
    Rik Month ago +11

    2:48 I love how he always dramatically calls out his misspeaks, cause I do the same damn thing

  • tangear
    tangear 2 months ago +4258

    I honestly was more invested in the knife and hamburger skit than the scenes of the movie. The premise was much more promising.

    • Blossom The CubeCat
      Blossom The CubeCat 21 day ago

      @Josias Lourenço nobody asked

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 months ago

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Miip
      Miip 2 months ago

      Same

    • Icyboi
      Icyboi 2 months ago

      I was fucking dying

    • the only caprisun
      the only caprisun 2 months ago +6

      Seriously, the movie was just that bad that the skit Kurtis made was better, it’s kinda funny in a sense, lmao

  • Anthony Evans
    Anthony Evans Month ago +5

    I love when you do these type of videos they make me laugh so hard and you make my day please do more

  • Happy Cynic.
    Happy Cynic. Month ago +25

    They may have changed the title in the UK because there was an album released by a band called Babylon Zoo in the 90s called The Boy with the X-ray Eyes.

  • Matheus Mello
    Matheus Mello Month ago +8

    "A homeless man with cash???? This guy doesn't need any more money"

  • Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

    If you want to see Uncle Chuck’s earlier pervy exploits, watch Revenge of the Nerds.

  • ·FuzzySlop·
    ·FuzzySlop· 2 months ago +1297

    Kurtis, I am BEGGING you to watch a Canadian 80's movie called "The Peanut Butter Solution". It has a more crazy plot than Goat Story, I am NOT shitting you.

    • XstonedmonkeyzX
      XstonedmonkeyzX 2 months ago

      Ungfth Fahden

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 months ago

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • K Kimsey
      K Kimsey 2 months ago +2

      Oooo, yes please!!!

    • шлюха
      шлюха 2 months ago +19

      @XstonedmonkeyzX its not that deep

    • XstonedmonkeyzX
      XstonedmonkeyzX 2 months ago

      Begging? Jeeesus dude calm down...

  • Enga
    Enga 2 months ago +221

    Stacy’s Mom blows this movie’s perverted teenage boy antics out of the water, I’d love to see a review of that movie

    • Enga
      Enga Month ago +7

      @hug bug It's one of the funniest, most confusing bad movies I've ever seen, pls watch it if you get the chance

    • Chat Noir
      Chat Noir Month ago +9

      @hug bug Yeah what?? And more importantly, WHY?

    • hug bug
      hug bug Month ago +24

      I thought it was a song? There's a movie too?!

  • Geniya Bolton
    Geniya Bolton Month ago +93

    I was genuinely unprepared for the burger to be missing

  • CoolDoge
    CoolDoge Month ago +2

    Great Video! *this movie makes me cringe harder than I've ever cringed*

  • hoghu haghu
    hoghu haghu Month ago +2

    There's an app my family used to use, forget what it was called but it tracked our phones and our batteries. My family had it set to where we could see everyone in the family, so it went both ways, and we were explained why it was important and it was never used to invade our privacy. And most importantly, we weren't forced into it- We agreed to it. That's the important thing about using apps like that, they can be incredibly helpful, but have to be used responsibly to avoid violating people's privacy.

  • rzmn zs
    rzmn zs 2 months ago +2308

    the coolest spy gadget was definitely the microwave that could turn those little packets into a hamburger in 1 second

    • fellow youtube user
      fellow youtube user Month ago +1

      be careful tho, if you hold it in for too long, the burger contents will turn into a sucker note and your friend with knives will get arrested in the airport trying to book a flight to Germany.

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 months ago

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Urbasichamilfan
      Urbasichamilfan 2 months ago +7

      Exactly that was my one wish as a kid

    • shart
      shart 2 months ago +8

      SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS

    • Venus Beanus
      Venus Beanus 2 months ago +8

      LITERALLY!! I remember I used to open and close kitchen cabinets to see if it worked lmaoo

  • Steve Smith
    Steve Smith Month ago +6

    Chuck is a rich guy live action role playing a poor guy and he pays the cop to bust his balls to make it feel real.

  • nonchip
    nonchip Month ago +4

    so they have the cia agent on a super secret mission to deliver the super secret thing, i think they just gave that to the most incompetent guy because "even you can't mess up being a postman for a day" and see what happened :'D

  • cheese
    cheese Month ago +7

    You should watch Freddie as F.R.O.7 Its about a kid who gets turned into a frog, stays as a frog, and is a secret agent. There's more to it but I feel like it would blow your mind

  • shrexygal
    shrexygal Month ago +88

    i am soooo here for the enemies-to-lovers storyline for the cop & the uncle

  • Jeffrey Nathan
    Jeffrey Nathan 2 months ago +3075

    The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.

    • The Odour
      The Odour 2 months ago

      @Johanna Brand Ich weiß nicht, was es bedeutet. Ich verstehe nicht. Als das Auto von der Straße abkommt, riecht der Mann nach Fisch.

    • Johanna Brand
      Johanna Brand 2 months ago +1

      @The Odour wtf is that supposed to mean lmao

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 months ago

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • The Odour
      The Odour 2 months ago

      What?

    • Faia Halo
      Faia Halo 2 months ago +5

      @The Odour huh ??

  • Connor Glisson
    Connor Glisson Month ago +3

    Tbh the best part of being a spy was the microwave that made anything You wanted

  • Pascl
    Pascl Month ago +6

    to be fair, "x-ray kid" is a much catchier title

  • TheRumpletiltskin
    TheRumpletiltskin Month ago +4

    The Burger skit should get an Oscar.

  • Vaughn Raley
    Vaughn Raley Month ago +1

    Cancel you for doing a (bad) British accent? You forgot two major rules in racism:
    1 - You can't be racist against your own race
    2 - It is impossible to be racist towards any white person

    • Reba McImTired
      Reba McImTired Month ago

      You’re a little confused, but you’ve got the spirit.

  • SalmonOfK84
    SalmonOfK84 2 months ago +2392

    If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

    • airin Macdonald
      airin Macdonald 12 days ago

      ​@Josias Lourençoballs

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 months ago

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Kai Dupree
      Kai Dupree 2 months ago +9

      @And Siri Is Stupid Yes Siri isn’t the only one

    • may
      may 2 months ago +92

      @And Siri Is Stupid Yes stay mad doofenshmirtz rules

    • And Siri Is Stupid Yes
      And Siri Is Stupid Yes 2 months ago +20

      If I had a nickel for every time someone made an unoriginal joke like this, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Who am I kidding? I’d be a freaking billionaire.

  • Jordanne
    Jordanne Month ago +26

    the sucker-burger sketch is legitimately the best one you've ever done, the plot twist was great and fantastically underscored by the editing, it's honestly true art
    also loved the jacob cameo!

  • JCTheSniper15
    JCTheSniper15 Month ago

    Wow. If a kid actually smashed you in the base of the skull with a fire extinguisher, you're dead.
    Bobby just killed a woman.

  • TreyscottAdventures 2
    TreyscottAdventures 2 Month ago +40

    The fact the kurtis is friends with Freddie Dredd is kinda wild

  • EuphoriaXLV
    EuphoriaXLV Month ago +8

    That British accent was the most beautiful thing i have ever tasted with my ears

    • Moot343
      Moot343 Month ago +1

      Mmmmmmmmm *slurp* DELICIOUS EAR NOISE

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby Month ago +2

      It's wonderful hearing-sauce, honestly.

  • Matheus
    Matheus Month ago

    wanna know the best (or worst) part? now days you can totally have "x-ray" goggles, just get an AR/VR headset and camera, use openCV to identify people and text to image to AI to see the bones of a person

  • outoforbiit
    outoforbiit Month ago +7

    Classic Kurtis with his knives at the airport.

  • Serin W
    Serin W Month ago +7

    “Chuck has a crush on Dave Chapelle” has me ☠️

  • Squishy Puddle
    Squishy Puddle Month ago +2

    I highly recommend watching kurtis Connor drunk this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen

  • Sh4rky
    Sh4rky 2 months ago +1828

    I like to imagine that in the Kurtis skitematic universe, everyone looks, sounds, and acts like Kurtis. Even the newborns.

    • just a random girl
      just a random girl 2 months ago

      like that one scene in Despicable Me

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 months ago

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • I'm a Pizza
      I'm a Pizza 2 months ago +1

      KSU and Jermaverse crossover

    • airin Macdonald
      airin Macdonald 2 months ago +3

      @Sh4rky well now it's a prefect universe

    • Sh4rky
      Sh4rky 2 months ago +7

      @airin Macdonald yes

  • Pink Lion Gaming
    Pink Lion Gaming Month ago

    When you said you under reacted to X Ray goggles, I doubt he regular researches how X Ray technology works and probably just assumed that these were expensive but not one of a kind

  • DanskeCrimeRider
    DanskeCrimeRider Month ago

    This is a clear example no one really knows what radiation is and does. 17:00
    - a physicist

  • Reilly
    Reilly Month ago +6

    Damn loved Jacob’s cameo 😂

  • Heidi Moritz
    Heidi Moritz Month ago +24

    The coolest part of spy kids for me was always the food. The packets or whatever that they throw in the microwave and it comes out looking like a Burger King commercial. That and the thumb-thumbs...

  • Mari MH
    Mari MH 2 months ago +1562

    when i was in 2nd grade i was so obsessed with spy kids that i used to tell my classmates that my parents were secret spies and show them my fold-up binoculars. it was my entire personality and also i got pick-pocketted twice

    • squarepotatoes
      squarepotatoes 2 months ago +3

      That gave me whiplash xD how do you get it twice?

    • Alyssa Stewart
      Alyssa Stewart 2 months ago +17

      That’s fine I had a friend in 5th grade who would not give up claiming that she was Hannah montana and secretly went home and went off to do Hannah Montana stuff and then came back home for school tbe next day. I’d always be like stfu and she just kept going with it how was she not embarrassed

    • paad
      paad 2 months ago +16

      someone stole my lock-picking set at school🥲

    • Fin Miles
      Fin Miles 2 months ago +44

      Oh dude you’re not alone, funnily enough I decided to prove it by learning to lockpick and pickpocket...
      I didn’t take any binoculars though, feel like that would have been breaking the spy kid code

    • Sticky Bun
      Sticky Bun 2 months ago +21

      I'm surprised that I never did stuff like that as a kid tbh-

  • B.K.
    B.K. Month ago +46

    Unreasonably proud of myself for saying "gadgets" out loud in sync with Kurtis

  • Rob Mckennie
    Rob Mckennie Month ago

    Holy shit I had this movie, on one of those weird movie compilation DVDs 🤣

  • Zora S
    Zora S Month ago +8

    at 22:46 his shirt magically changes color from a medium blue to a dark grey 😂😂😂

  • HowMany Monkeys
    HowMany Monkeys Month ago +2

    14:21 - I really wanted the empty chair to slowly turn around to reveal a second “SUCKER!” sign 😂

  • Madison
    Madison 2 months ago +1598

    Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!

    • Madison
      Madison 2 months ago

      @Daniel Gomez ah I didn’t notice! Ok I can accept that

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 months ago

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Lauren
      Lauren 2 months ago +2

      @Daniel Gomez yeah they implied it could be adjusted for different things, haha

    • Dev For Fun
      Dev For Fun 2 months ago +10

      @Trinu Pose it used to be possible, but after Malcolm used it on a coworker and she complained to hr they added a filter

    • Trinu Pose
      Trinu Pose 2 months ago +33

      I love that they can also see through clothes but NOT bras

  • paul taylor
    paul taylor Month ago +2

    The sucker skit actually made me laugh

  • Mel Adam
    Mel Adam Month ago +2

    Please review Blank check. So awkward. It's a 90s movie on Disney+ 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 it has not aged well!!

  • Bianca Covino
    Bianca Covino 2 months ago +111

    OH MY GOD U DID MY SUGGESTION KURT 😭 I am so honoured 🥲 I did indeed love this movie as a kid, but ngl even as a child I was like this is inappropriate for a kids movie. Officially my new fav Kurtis Conner video, I am in stitches from laughing so hard.

    • Bianca Covino
      Bianca Covino Month ago +16

      @Cassidy Charleston that’s the American spelling, I’m Australian and here the correct spelling is with a u, same as how favourite and colour are spelt without a u in the US, but are spelt with the u in Australia and the UK.

    • Eli Swedlo
      Eli Swedlo Month ago +7

      @Cassidy Charleston bruh

    • Cassidy Charleston
      Cassidy Charleston Month ago +1

      *honored

  • Jeremy Ross
    Jeremy Ross Month ago +2

    Kurtis, I would love to see you do a review of Suburban Sasquatch. It is up there with The Room and Birdemic with how hilariously terrible it is.

  • August
    August Month ago +3

    i like how kurtis just mentions he's friends with freddie dredd like it's nothing.

  • Beth Amphetamine
    Beth Amphetamine Month ago +2

    Loved the missing burger twist!!

  • CheesyBugger 76
    CheesyBugger 76 Month ago

    4:13 the fact that if you take another look he'd actually already successfully turned the corner before flying off the road 😟 dude can't even drive straight, how tf is he in the CIA?

  • Venom.Strike69
    Venom.Strike69 Month ago

    The fact that the guy didnt believe the kid when he said his gun was jammed.. even 🥴though 🥴 he has🥴 XRAY GLASSES!! WTF🗣️🤣

  • Victoria W.
    Victoria W. 2 months ago +1530

    Glad to see Kurtis is back with those fever dream skits

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 months ago

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • LuLu 7.7
      LuLu 7.7 2 months ago +4

      Did...did you just said D-Dream 🤤?

    • gr3yzz
      gr3yzz 2 months ago

      fr

    • ck
      ck 2 months ago +15

      @Seeing Star so glad you owned the bots by... botting comments that clog up comments even more?
      your intelligence amazes me

    • Seeing  Star
      Seeing Star 2 months ago +3

      Here is the full clip explaining why dad left you: (Making fun of bots)
      *clip-share.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/video.html*

  • wail27
    wail27 Month ago +2

    You guys called those x-ray goggles? I always callthem breast cancer ray

  • Mercedes Specht
    Mercedes Specht Month ago +2

    You should do the movie Bug Off 😂 it’s an interesting one. I think you would enjoy watching it

  • Why Xanthe!?
    Why Xanthe!? Month ago

    Now I want to put "sucker" in every drawer in my house, thanks for the idea Kurtis

  • rachelreine
    rachelreine Month ago

    Kurtis- everyone knows the coolest gadget was the microwave that made instant McDonalds

  • Little Heck
    Little Heck 2 months ago +1654

    love how the movie frames this as a kid exposing a villain lmao. "You already have a couple hundred bucks on you!" Even assuming that roll of ones is a couple hundred dollars (I kind of doubt it), homeless people are obviously going to be keeping their money on them because you need an address to open a bank account. A couple hundred dollars still isn't enough to live on, especially when you have no income, health insurance, shelter, etc.
    clip-share.net/video/pxFSiFRDqKk/video.html

    • Because I'm a fan
      Because I'm a fan 21 day ago

      Wow, a stolen comment stolen that you _then_ edited to promote your own video. That's a new one, and it sucks. 👎

    • The Reckless Anarchist
      The Reckless Anarchist Month ago

      @Penndemonium I can't remember how much things were exactly and I don't know what year the movie was based in or made so I averaged a guess around 1995. Burgers and soda were both cheaper than 1$ before 2000. With 200 bucks a person could survive for more than a few weeks on crap food, I'm pretty sure McDonald's did more promotional events back then than they do now, I was a kid in the 90s stuff was cheap. I know they had cheap deals pretty regularly back in the mid 2000s. I feel like they had a weekly deal on cheeseburgers where they were like 60c or 80c or something but its been so long I don't remember details as much as concepts. I heard stories from the old folk growing up about penny whistles, nickel candy and dime gallon gas. I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't trust them and I don't doubt it even if I didn't see it. Either way I vaguely remember seeing this movie way back and thought it was bad then with a weak plot, but I was a cinema buff, and literature enthusiast and I loved watching cheesy and bad b rate movies every once in a while. I actually only watch the cult classic Evil Dead because I heard it was a b rate, not all b rates are bad but you can almost always tell they're low budget and for me that makes a lot of them just plain funny to watch. Kinda like watching a 'serious' version of a monty python or mel brooks movie.

    • Penndemonium
      Penndemonium Month ago +4

      @The Reckless Anarchist it was 1999 not 1975

    • Peridot Gaming
      Peridot Gaming Month ago +1

      @Aldranza M Uncle, not dad

    • A Wanderer from Ys
      A Wanderer from Ys Month ago +1

      A little anecdote from when I was homeless in a Dutch city a long time ago. There was this old man with a dog selling a homeless magazine at the train station. The general public didn't know any better that he was just a sweet old man trying to take care of his dog. in reality he wasn't homeless at all, he lived in a family home. On average he would make 250-300 euro a day, seven days a week. He was loaded with cash. The other homeless people told me to stay away from him because he was an abusive asshole and pervert who'd prey on young homeless women. He paid some addicted people to protect him so it was hard to "retire" him so to say. And who would listen to us? Not the autorities. So he got away with it. Everyone hated him and when he finally died the homeless people partied. Hard. Rot in Hel, piece of sh*t.
      The papers didn't pay too much attention to it but the people who found out were shocked. He managed to fool them for almost two decades. If only they had listened...
      In my years I've heard of more vile people like that, it seemed that every city had one or two. Things have massively improved for the homeless since then but it still gives me the shivers to know what f*cked up creeps and predators roam the streets.
      Not saying that is what the movie is going for, just sharing a story.

  • Elias Hayes
    Elias Hayes Month ago

    As a Brit, I can say that joke was funny. And the follow up

  • Soooshi.
    Soooshi. 2 months ago +42

    As a British person, I can confirm we are nothing but an urban legend.

  • Pat Mack
    Pat Mack Month ago +2

    Not familiar w/ your channel , I stumbled across it and had to stop. The wisdom to be told from a Mullet+Stache combo like that intrigued my intrest.

  • Xx_xtremeskateboard6 9

    I love the subtle referencing of fat rats in this video.
    Very clever

  • Mikey M :D
    Mikey M :D 2 months ago +5437

    the thumbnail alone leaves me both terrified and intrigued. Kurtis is so brave for sitting through these movies for our entertainment 😔✊🏽

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 months ago

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Rizkye Zaki
      Rizkye Zaki 2 months ago

      clip-share.net/video/FvgSwI9DWXo/video.html

    • allie sparks
      allie sparks 2 months ago

      @Pineapple are you having a stroke?

    • Cory Springer
      Cory Springer 2 months ago

      @brspringer hi fam

    • Perplexed
      Perplexed  2 months ago +5

      @FelipeFiveFiveSixn It is terrifying for women because of the creepy scenes of them wanting to watch women's nudes using the X-Ray glasses

  • alena andrews
    alena andrews Month ago

    20:20 - well to be fair, there are a lot of places in the US that feel like that. where there streets are empty and there is nobody around

  • Leah Estella
    Leah Estella Month ago

    "Lizzie Maguire's dad" is the legendary lead from Revenge of the Nerds. Thanks. Love, your elder Millennial.

  • Dave Van Vlerah
    Dave Van Vlerah Month ago +1

    "Lizzie Mcguire's dad". Holy shit did that make me feel old. Lmao

  • 〜Willow〜
    〜Willow〜 Month ago +6

    All jokes aside I hope Jacob gets better 🙂

  • Alex Gray
    Alex Gray 2 months ago +929

    The expression on Kurtis' face after "just fucking kiss already for me!" is the one of a man who just learned something new about himself.

    • Crappy-doodle
      Crappy-doodle 2 months ago +25

      Surprised by the words that came out of his own mouth😂

    • leo hall
      leo hall 2 months ago +71

      IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED FHSKFJSJKAJD

    • thatpaigeperson
      thatpaigeperson 2 months ago +2

      @Deadpool. eh shut up ya damn bot

    • Deadpool.
      Deadpool. 2 months ago +7

      Here is the full Clip : when I met kurtis
      clip-share.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/video.html

  • petrapng
    petrapng Month ago +8

    i broke out in a cold sweat when kurtis mentioned dream, so scared he would bully him, thank god he didn't

    • bottomswife
      bottomswife Month ago +5

      imagine being a dream stan in this day and age

    • kathaai
      kathaai Month ago +9

      he's racist he can have some bullying

    • ravish vlogs
      ravish vlogs Month ago

      ✍️👆🎁🎁

  • Dr DucksWorth
    Dr DucksWorth Month ago

    I’m British and I approve this message

  • Freesmart
    Freesmart Month ago +3

    I wish we had more so bad its good films

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby Month ago

      I recommend Ben 10: Race Against Time(2007), Halloween Party(1989), and The Book of Henry(2017). I hope they satiate your desire.