@elektrik_exekutioner wow and if a British person is born in China they don't have a British accent therefore the British accent doesn't exist, right? real Einstein over here
@Christopher Owens this comment has “vote blue no matter who” written all over it. Unfortunately I am not referring to “blue” as in Blue Öyster Cult which is in fact the greatest band of all time
Fun Fact: It is believed that Hitler was a self hating Jew who was turned down on multiple occassions by the Jewish art community and this in turn spurred wrath in him towards his people. It is very possible. It's been known for example for homophobes to be severely repressed & closeted homosexuals. Also if he wasn't a Jew but it's well known that he was turned down by the Jewish art community that could still have spurred anger in him. It is rumoured that Trump tried to swindle a Mexican business man & when that man didn't allow Trump to take advantage of him, Trump vowed to "destroy" his country. He didn't succeed in destroying Mexico but his entire election focused on Mexico & Mexican immigrants, despite the fact that Mexican immigration to the U.S. has been at a negative for years meaning that Mexicans have migrated home on their own account yet Trump still made Mexican migration his platform. Also it needs to be noted that Trump did not win the popular vote. The majority of Americans were disturbed by his racist tactics. He won because we have the Electoral College which only requires you to have 173 Electoral votes.
Eva: "Adolf, ze dull colour of zese gray walls are attrocious." Adolf: "Had enough of your shit, I'll paint it the sad musician special." *pulls out a Luger*
@croccandbaultorcure It's the yt algorithm auto-nuking comments. And this goes beyond advertisers. They're curating speech and thought for political motive.
My husband and I recently got into it over the pronunciation of the letter 'H' ! I was gobsmacked how he was saying it. He laughed at my insistence & was incredulous. We both dug our heels in, and actually began yelling, so I up and left the dinner table 😮He wouldn't speak to me for a couple of hours after that either. I looked it up on Wikipedia, and I was right though 😂
Clip-Share has been trying to ram this short down my neck for the last week and I've managed to actively avoid it all this time Until it shows up in a random scroll just now. Well done youtube. You win
@Jelmo being predictable isn't necessarily bad -- even if you could guess the gist of the punchline, it was still a great delivery and phrasing, and unless you're psychic you aren't going to know what the delivery and phrasing are gonna look like
@milesdoylehello. You might want to go back and organize the text you wrote into smaller blocks. Big blocks of text can intimidate readers. If you split your message into smaller chunks (kind of like how I'm doing it), the whole message will be easier to read. God bless you
Lol i saw the punchline coming, you could tell what he was getting at before he got there, but I obviously didn't know how he was gonna say it. You're right dude, perfect delivery. MARRIAGE IS HARD. Lol.
Surprised the Clip-Share bots didn't take this down immediately for "hate speech" the moment he said evil mustache mans name. Being famous really protects people on Clip-Share. For that i am jealous. Not because famous people have a lot of fans but because the Clip-Share bots ignore them. I wish that could be me.
Eva: "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Hitler: *BANG*
LMAOO
Eva is his cousin
Eva:"would you love me if i was a worm?"
Hitler:"as long as you are not jews..."
10kth like let's gooooo
@André 😂 even better
Adolf: Braun is such a unique lastname Eva: Oh its actually short for Braunstein
Yo we should start having last name nicknames. It’d be confusing at first but we’d get used to it
@Edwin Martinez Does the spanish get it?
Holy 💩💀
@Our Lord And Savior George Carlin Its nein not nien
@Our Lord And Savior George Carlin Nein*
Couldn't make it to LUNCH. Idk why that has me so cracked up lmfao
It’s the “ What did she say?” For me lol
Bruce Banner making jokes in his spare time.
@Pabitra Naubagh Well that's his secret... he's *always* angry 😅👍
When he is not angry
And that's how he coexist with hulk
I thought I was the only one who noticed the outfit!
isn't that him?
We spent half the short wondering where he was leading us. Was not disappointed😂
Man I was wondering “where is this going?” And then “marriage is hard” ahh that’s were it’s going
@Geoffrey Okronglyjaded asf ☠️
To reality. That’s where.
“Stalin probably has a bigger bunker”-her 😂
@TARAN well it's definitely bigger
@georgy ekimov and better moustache
And a bigger rocket
How’s Josephine?
The set-up is gold. The punchlines, priceless.
Timing's fantastic
Now that’s how you spice up a marriage joke.
Finally someone giving Eva the credit she deserves.
@hagestad they were still an empire. Just not like how it used to be with total control and influence
@Resender ss ilsa
@Kjeld who doesn't know Eva Braun?
@Anti-HyperLink I’m American
I gotta say, that's a hell of a hook for a Clip-Share short
She probably said, “Dear, the Soviets are outside”
I'd like to think that Eva did do the Jewish voice too
@Krotas,Deity of Armed Conflicts probably because comedians make jokes and stuff
@elektrik_exekutioner damn you should tell east coast Jews to stop talking funny if they dont have an accent 😂
@elektrik_exekutioner wow and if a British person is born in China they don't have a British accent therefore the British accent doesn't exist, right? real Einstein over here
I love how silent the audience was
The final boss of "I hate my wife" jokes
To be fair, you kind of lose faith in your plan to conquer the world when you realize you can’t win an argument
@Troubled Sole yes
He never had such plans.
Shit... Thats true
Eva said, "Not now. I've got a headache."
Adolf answered, "You call that a headache?!?!?!" 🤯
The fact he sounds like Jordan Peterson makes it a 1000x times funnier
He doesn't even sound like Jordan though, sounds like the stereotypical Jewish-Italians you see in movies. "You call this a synagogue?🤌🤌"
He even walks like him
And looks like Mark Ruffalo while sounding like Jordan Peterson!
"What did she say" was hilarious
@Your Pringle Dealer no shit
@Tomatonater Hitler wouldn't have liked that
The Greatest Story Never Told
EUROPA
for all those who think for themselves
nice profile pic buddy hahaha
She sounded Jewish
I don't often watch a short twice.... but when I do... its because it's FCKING HILLARIOUS!
The punchline was all I needed to make my day a bit brighter 🤣
"Marriage is hard"....
-- didn't see that coming 🤣🤣
Should hear Greg Giraldo's bit about it. Guy was struck by lightening like 6 times. "GOD couldn't kill this man, send in the experts".
Shit funny but real talk ✊🏽✊🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
@KALABUR
Not the case, dude, i replied because it was so obvious that i don’t even know why anyone commented anything about it. 😆
When people can't tell sarcasm through text
Mandela endured 27 years in prison. One week after being released he couldn’t stand being married to Winnie and divorced her.
I needed this laugh today
That’s probably the cleanest Hitler joke I’ve ever heard. Jerry Seinfeld clean, ironically enough
I thought that too. Great routine. I was pleasantly surprised.
@Christopher Owens this comment has “vote blue no matter who” written all over it. Unfortunately I am not referring to “blue” as in Blue Öyster Cult which is in fact the greatest band of all time
For sure
Fun Fact: It is believed that Hitler was a self hating Jew who was turned down on multiple occassions by the Jewish art community and this in turn spurred wrath in him towards his people. It is very possible. It's been known for example for homophobes to be severely repressed & closeted homosexuals. Also if he wasn't a Jew but it's well known that he was turned down by the Jewish art community that could still have spurred anger in him. It is rumoured that Trump tried to swindle a Mexican business man & when that man didn't allow Trump to take advantage of him, Trump vowed to "destroy" his country. He didn't succeed in destroying Mexico but his entire election focused on Mexico & Mexican immigrants, despite the fact that Mexican immigration to the U.S. has been at a negative for years meaning that Mexicans have migrated home on their own account yet Trump still made Mexican migration his platform. Also it needs to be noted that Trump did not win the popular vote. The majority of Americans were disturbed by his racist tactics. He won because we have the Electoral College which only requires you to have 173 Electoral votes.
@Jan-Willem Bavinck yeah you weren’t clear. Peace
Ricky Gervais “that was a shit honeymoon”
Eva: "Baby I dreamed of you cheating on me with my sister"
Adolf: "Ah crap" *muffled gun noise*
Nelson Mandela endured decades in prison but had to get divorced from his wife.
@Childfree Single and Atheist Nelson by any actual real account was nothing close resembling a saint. Quite far from it. I’ll leave it at that.
@Graham Whent we can only hope...
@Childfree Single and Atheist regardless they became strangers to each other.
That was a good delivery. Well done sir
lol funny as hell . he owes me for my busted ribbs
He realized he was going to have to split the world with her, if he were to proceed
In Eddie Murphy voice: "Adolf I want half "
Hahaha. This deserves recognition 👌
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
it worked for Spain an Portugal
You're such a good man Adolph!!,let's go shopping later...
The delivery is just absolutely perfect.
This is 100% the best Hitler joke that has ever been told.
@Topjunkie Nice dream
I can think of nein jokes better than this one...
"The greatest joke ever told"
Punch up line was spectacular
Thank you for the advice uncle ben
Eva: "Adolf, ze dull colour of zese gray walls are attrocious."
Adolf: "Had enough of your shit, I'll paint it the sad musician special." *pulls out a Luger*
@GC
Hahahaaaa
You won me to it!
I was gonna post the same!
It was a measly .32 ppk.
😂😂🎉
And then he proceeded to pain the walls with his grey
This deserves more likes
It was a Walther PPK in 7.65mm.
The bad guy gets to write History because he won
she probably turned out to be one of the art teachers that rejected him
No she i think Hitler was almost twice her age
The guys delivery and voice work well together
I heard she was constantly on his back about how Stalin's camps were bigger too.
FOR ZE HUNDRETH ZIME EVA!!! HIS LAND IS BIGGER, OF COURSE HIS CAMPS ARE BIGGER!!!
@Grayson JD oh god so funny
England invented the Concentration Camps during the Boer War..
@croccandbaultorcure It's the yt algorithm auto-nuking comments. And this goes beyond advertisers. They're curating speech and thought for political motive.
Big Stali took us Gals to a couple Farms, there were open rooms for days. And you call this a bunker 💅💅
"... marriage is hard...!" The punchline!!!😂😂😂😂
I freaking luv dana gould, one of the funniest comics ever!!!
Long pause…. “Marriage is hard”.
Perfect delivery. 😂
so good lmao
I was snort-laughing before he even said a word
I came for this like wtfff That was on point
90% of comedy is timing. That pause had my mind going in all difference directions and then it hits... Just perfection.
Yo careful don’t get this guy too worked up… he may turn into the Hulk.😂
That's so funny, my friend's Argentinian grandpa would have loved that one.
It's like someone mashed together Mark Ruffalo and Lewis Black.
@Philip Calvin I’d probably rather watch the room.
@Gary Oak look it up. Top quality cgi
@Philip Calvin never heard of it.
@Philip Calvin I don’t watch shitty movies.
"Hail Honey I'm Home" Canon ending.
I'm tearing up 🤣
"you need to stop hanging out with your friends so much..."
Yeah women want to control your life and then you have to ask permission if you want to go do something. F that!
lol too true
Eva was a deep cover assassin with the perfect alibi lol
Hilarious! Marriage is hard!
He asked her. "What do you want to eat today?"
"after that crappy wedding, cyanide!"
@David Wilks you don't?
@David Wilks you don’t?
@GGGold you keep hamburgers in a pantry?
I didn´t expect being laughing at the end :))))
Man’s got a point😂😂
Eva: ”do you still love me”
Hitler: BANG
My husband and I recently got into it over the pronunciation of the letter 'H' ! I was gobsmacked how he was saying it. He laughed at my insistence & was incredulous. We both dug our heels in, and actually began yelling, so I up and left the dinner table 😮He wouldn't speak to me for a couple of hours after that either. I looked it up on Wikipedia, and I was right though 😂
Clip-Share has been trying to ram this short down my neck for the last week and I've managed to actively avoid it all this time
Until it shows up in a random scroll just now.
Well done youtube. You win
COULDNT MAKE IT TO LUNCH! 😂💀
He lived a full life
Didn't expect that later! Now that's comedy
They took "till death do us part" a little more seriously back then.
Excellent add on !
Hitler: "nah fuck this doing us apart now-"
Facebook blocked me 30 days for sharing this.
Genghis Khan: "WHAT THE FUCK."
Him: “ADOLF HITLER”
That one guy: laughing 😂
it's hard to guess that punch line. 😁
I never expected this🤣🤣
He should’ve got accepted in that art school.
He also survived WWI multiple times and was obviously praised for his speeches. It seems that he became terribly arrogant and egotistical as a result.
Because all that Hitler needed in life was structured art lessons to assuage his genocidal premeditations
Well, he did paint the walls, one could say
i agree, then israel would not excist.
That is the saddest part
Didn't see know where this was going, this joke is a gem! 🤣
Not me at school with my volume up all the way and opening youtube.
He’s asking the real freaking questions lol😂
Gex do be spitting facts
😂
wasn't expecting that punchline.
lol.....
That was perfect
No, it’s a lazy joke
@generic username You’re right. It’s also a ripoff of Chris Rock’s Nelson Mandela divorce joke. And Chris did it better.
"what did she say??"
Good, I'd say. Perfection requires a harder hitting punchline, this was kind of underwhelming, given the setup.
that setup though
Eva: sorry babe, I can't cook ☕️
I've had this on loop for at least 10 minutes. It's so good
At least he's outta that van in the woods.😵❤👍
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
Epic.
"What did she say?"
Comedy genius.
"You call this a bunker?"
Pinnacle of human achievement.
That caught me off guard hahahaha
Now that, is mind blowing.
“My sistas bunka… Now THATS a bunka” 🤣💀
I lost it with the Jewish accent 😆 🤣
“Steiner did not attack” -Eva
Hitler: *death time*
This guy is awesome!!!!!!!!
You know everyone was in the crowd wondering" Umm where is this going?"
This is terrific
Sadly he ended like that
Was not expecting that
@El Arvo eyyoooooo
Did nazi that coming
Non sequitur jokes with proper setup! They make some of the best stand up, video skits, comic strips, etc! 👌
And yet I love him. I love everyone.
His pronunciation of "Braun" lmao.
This is textbook comedy perfection.
@Jelmo being predictable isn't necessarily bad -- even if you could guess the gist of the punchline, it was still a great delivery and phrasing, and unless you're psychic you aren't going to know what the delivery and phrasing are gonna look like
Even had to do the long pause to create uncomfortableness so when he finally said the trite punchline people were relived to have something.
@milesdoylehello.
You might want to go back and organize the text you wrote into smaller blocks.
Big blocks of text can intimidate readers.
If you split your message into smaller chunks (kind of like how I'm doing it), the whole message will be easier to read.
God bless you
Not really
@Jelmo only predictable if you are married
*_”ITS GOLD JERRY, GOLD!!”_*
She said "Eternity together".
That was an amazing pause
"Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!"
Classic! 😂😂😂
Wow dude that's the best unexpected joke from that great delivery
Lol i saw the punchline coming, you could tell what he was getting at before he got there, but I obviously didn't know how he was gonna say it. You're right dude, perfect delivery. MARRIAGE IS HARD. Lol.
Clip-Share censored me sharing this joke. They must be in on the whole marriage scam.
Surprised the Clip-Share bots didn't take this down immediately for "hate speech" the moment he said evil mustache mans name. Being famous really protects people on Clip-Share. For that i am jealous. Not because famous people have a lot of fans but because the Clip-Share bots ignore them. I wish that could be me.
"You forgot to put the trash out. And my mother is coming to visit, day after tomorrow."