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  • yeet hiTTTer
    yeet hiTTTer 7 days ago +6598

    Walmart referring to children as Young Shoppers feels so dystopian it's actually hilarious

    • 🔎TRUTH HURTS🎱
      🔎TRUTH HURTS🎱 8 hours ago

      @SaltySpartan04 the same Roblox developer who was arrested for child porn and grooming his minor audience?

    • 🔎TRUTH HURTS🎱
      🔎TRUTH HURTS🎱 9 hours ago

      Future results of indoctrination. Yay trans minors 🏆✋🙄

    • Schizoid man
      Schizoid man 19 hours ago

      And it sounds like an pedophile would say...

    • Hammar Tyme
      Hammar Tyme Day ago

      Nice profile pic

    • Fizz Deer
      Fizz Deer Day ago

      they will grow up to be young shoppers. born and raised to give us money until they die.

  • 🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER
    🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER Day ago +358

    I loved this video. I totally feel the frustration of trying to figure out Roblox. And I gotta say it was very funny watching another adult play if for the first time. That was me when I first played and sometimes now lol. And yes the glitches are neverending with Roblox lol. But when he tried to equip the sweat pants and shirt.. XDXDXD I have SO been there. LOL It still happens to me on some games. It can be VERY frustrating lol. I've actually played Walmart Land before. And I looked for Noah too! XDXDXD Sadly I've seen stranger things but not all of it and it's been at least a year or so since I've watched it, so I got a lot of questions wrong too lol. But ultimately I found Walmart Land very boring. There's nothing to do that has a real objective. Which I found a little disappointing because the "world" is actually very pretty. OH and he might have picked up a coin while on the mono rail, there are coins a long the track, but idk. Anyways great video I loved all of it! It takes a lot to make me laugh and I laughed a lot. :) Thank you :)

    • FS
      FS 6 hours ago +1

      @Sanna it is. They copy people's comments

    • Sanna
      Sanna 9 hours ago +1

      How are you not a bot

  • BleachedBonez
    BleachedBonez 2 days ago +312

    After briefly working in sales, I'm convinced they're from another planet. The people who make those "shopping experiences" think people want a person constantly talking to them and can't comprehend someone who wouldn't like that, even when you tell them directly. They 100% wanted that whole hologram guide thing irl

    • Finley Pedersen
      Finley Pedersen 16 minutes ago +1

      fr. i've actually found that leaving people alone until they make it clear that they need/want help is actually better for business than constantly being on someone's tail

    • Don't Read Profile Photo
      Don't Read Profile Photo 18 hours ago +1

      *Dont_Read_My_Names....*

  • ❤︎halo❤︎
    ❤︎halo❤︎ 2 days ago +211

    Danny losing his mind over a Walmart game in Roblox with a buzz cut is something I never thought I would see in my lifetime💀

    • ❤︎halo❤︎
      ❤︎halo❤︎ 17 hours ago +1

      @averagesmoker cool👍🏻

    • averagesmoker
      averagesmoker 17 hours ago +1

      @Mapp 🅥 alright you're opinion

    • Mapp 🅥
      Mapp 🅥 17 hours ago +2

      @averagesmoker old haircut is better tbh

    • averagesmoker
      averagesmoker Day ago +2

      In my opinion danny looks better with a buzzcit

  • Logic Frog Media
    Logic Frog Media 4 days ago +98

    "We just talked to your smartfridge and it told us you're ugly" is one of the most frightening statements I have ever heard.

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  • That one guy
    That one guy 11 days ago +30475

    Danny and drew both doing drastically strange things with their hair so people can finally tell them apart

    • Zayserbeam
      Zayserbeam 18 hours ago

      Wait till you see his channel

    • Rosemary Kaye
      Rosemary Kaye Day ago

      Then both cut it very short. Lol. So it looks similar again.

    • Kate side
      Kate side 2 days ago

      @Don't Read Profile Photo ok

    • Ghost Kitsune
      Ghost Kitsune 2 days ago

      Am I the only one that just noticed his hair?😂

    • Elias Payne
      Elias Payne 2 days ago

      @Don't Read Profile Photo im not disappointed with this output

  • Come Fast To Get Into My Body

    "stop talking to my fridge behind my back" for me is really the phrase that sums up in what crazy world we are living

    • 🍿Kittycorntv145🎬
      🍿Kittycorntv145🎬 3 days ago +2

      Ty for telling me! I wish bots can just go away

    • Joseph Lawler
      Joseph Lawler 5 days ago +25

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  • Morgan McCormick
    Morgan McCormick Day ago +5

    I was looking at swimsuits on the hangers at Walmart once. There was a mostly eaten chicken wing bone resting across the top of 2 hangers and it almost fell on my hand. I screamed and scared my grandma ~

  • Drakkenmensch Silverflare

    SAM feels like a game tutorial, forcing me to make moves I don't want because it's meant to be twisting your arm down a specific path.
    tutorial: "Now take that creature you summoned and use it to attack the opponent."
    me: "That's a stupid move, you're just going to block and kill it with your obviously stronger defender."
    tutorial: "Tough shit buddy, that creature is dead meat. NOW DO IT AND WATCH ME LAUGH AS I TEAR IT APART."

  • Corey
    Corey Day ago +3

    One time the employee at the local subway recognised me and my brother because we went there so often and we Never Went Back, so the idea that the store itself would acknowledge me directly is a nightmare

  • Sar
    Sar 7 days ago +1056

    The random person in the Roblox chat answering Danny's questions is the type of person that is the backbone of society.

    • Tabitha
      Tabitha 2 days ago +4

      @Ian Fuller i doubt it my 11 year old cousin plays weird games like this lol

    • Raina Jaime
      Raina Jaime 3 days ago +7

      @Ian Fuller zamn that went from 0-100 real quick

    • Shalea Montanez
      Shalea Montanez 4 days ago +53

      @TRK idk man my 10 year old sister definitely would play In a Walmart land lobby lmaooo

    • That dude in the car
      That dude in the car 4 days ago +54

      @TRK What makes you think a grown man would go to a Walmart shopping game (which you said no kid would ever stay in for more than 10 seconds) specifically to catfish children? What makes you think there is not a single person under the age of like 18 on Roblox that might want to help another person? They did not try to contact Danny in any other way than the Roblox public chat.

    • TRK
      TRK 4 days ago +6

      @That dude in the car it's roblox, no kid would ever stay in a walmart shopping game for more than 10 seconds let alone chat and answer stranger's questions

  • Vishi Kant
    Vishi Kant 4 hours ago +1

    Danny I'm a 31yo guy from india. I recently started watching yours and Drew's videos. Considering the fact that the world is practically on fire and most content creation for entertainment is dominated by unfunny misogynistic garb, your content is oddly therapeutic and hopeful. You're very funny and it's visible that you work hard, even if you yourself might feel differently about it sometimes.
    Thank you. All the best.
    Edit: I have the notifications off for the whole platform, not just your channel but trust me I'm truly GREG.

  • Jane Campbell
    Jane Campbell 3 days ago +98

    The sound of fucking glass shattering when the wine gets tossed into the cart has me absolutely fucking geeking

  • Julie M
    Julie M 2 days ago +4

    7:27 is when i laughed so hard i sent myself to the big walmart in the sky

  • Nikki Cat 254
    Nikki Cat 254 Day ago +2

    Just discovered your channel a few days ago, after watching your video on The Stanley Hotel, and I am really enjoying it, you're very funny, hope to see more new videos soon!

  • QWERTY Boi
    QWERTY Boi 8 days ago +3855

    danny looks like a military dad finally coming home to his children and trying to find a way to connect with them

    • w34ther
      w34ther 4 hours ago

      bruh he looks like young anakin i kept expecting to see a little rat tail braid pop up

    • 사라SARAH
      사라SARAH 17 hours ago

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • s0ftiye
      s0ftiye Day ago +1

      Wait he looks like my dad who is literally that description 🤨

    • Saw Goodman
      Saw Goodman Day ago

      @Raid is this by chance based off a real story?

    • kimbim
      kimbim 3 days ago

      I love it lol

  • Adrian Bailey
    Adrian Bailey 8 hours ago +2

    hahaha why did i still think danny’s haircut was fake until now 😂 he’s trolled us so much i can never tell anymore

  • HistoryWithHannah🫧
    HistoryWithHannah🫧 14 hours ago +2

    Usually people who shave their hair looks like the make a wish foundation kids but Drew manage to look amazing with his bald head

  • sensual chocolate
    sensual chocolate 2 days ago

    Everything we have created online since the early 2000's is destroying our species lol. This whole Metaverse thing is the vision of a completely out of touch person and yet there are people who think this is the future and maybe it is but is it a future where we can thrive or just another way corporations will control society. Because pocket computers that also make phone calls and take pictures worked out great. Not like anxiety and depression skyrocketed since the first iPhones and Androids came out and social media has been excellent for all of us, right?
    We really deserve everything that's coming lol.

  • Stoned Sim Senseless
    Stoned Sim Senseless 3 days ago +13

    I loved this video. I totally feel the frustration of trying to figure out Roblox. And I gotta say it was very funny watching another adult play if for the first time. That was me when I first played and sometimes now lol. And yes the glitches are neverending with Roblox lol. But when he tried to equip the sweat pants and shirt.. XDXDXD I have SO been there. LOL It still happens to me on some games. It can be VERY frustrating lol. I've actually played Walmart Land before. And I looked for Noah too! XDXDXD Sadly I've seen stranger things but not all of it and it's been at least a year or so since I've watched it, so I got a lot of questions wrong too lol. But ultimately I found Walmart Land very boring. There's nothing to do that has a real objective. Which I found a little disappointing because the "world" is actually very pretty. OH and he might have picked up a coin while on the mono rail, there are coins a long the track, but idk. Anyways great video I loved all of it! It takes a lot to make me laugh and I laughed a lot. :) Thank you :)

    • Tofii
      Tofii 2 days ago

      UR LATE ASF LMAO

  • Starman the Lizard
    Starman the Lizard 10 days ago +6119

    the most unrealistic part of this metaverse is the fact that their shelves are fully stocked and all the items are in the right place

    • ShoulderMonster
      ShoulderMonster 3 days ago

      Tonight at Walmart most of the grapes were out of their bags. There were only a few bags with grapes left, and no empty bags, yet at least 10 bags-worth of grapes just out... Who took the empty grape bags??

    • Shalea Montanez
      Shalea Montanez 4 days ago

      Yeah and there aren't cameras in every aisle (it doesn't stop my local Walmart from being pillaged tho)

    • Robin Bot
      Robin Bot 4 days ago

      @rkittie I get a kick of dopaminé every time I click the little button, and it's my most powerful addiction.

    • AquaSeahorse Love
      AquaSeahorse Love 7 days ago

      @Lacy Taylor I bought kimchi from Walmart and it made me so sick I was throwing up. I returned it the next day and the employee said, I saw these on the regular shelves, I guess the person stocking them didn’t know they belonged in the refrigerated section. She acted like it was no big deal. I said, someone could die from eating spoiled food. She wasn’t concerned. (I’ve seen kimchi unrefrigerated before at World Market so I didn’t think anything of it at the time I was buying it)
      Walmart sells a lot of expired food, too. They suk, I’ve stopped buying my groceries there.

    • Alexei .S
      Alexei .S 8 days ago +1

      I went to Walmart yesterday and there was a chicken wing bowl from the deli, open, abandoned in the soda isle with half an eaten chicken wing still in it.
      Going to Walmart is an entire experience.

  • brook441
    brook441 6 days ago +61

    The walmart distopian thing is so real. This is what shopping in South Korea is like. I went to Van's today in a very small store and the employee followed me everywhere it was my actual nightmare

  • Rong Deng
    Rong Deng Day ago +1

    “You gave birth to a beautiful young male shopper”
    Capitalism at its prime 🤣

  • Merc
    Merc 19 hours ago

    "Refrigerator, Refrigerator" "Yes, Walmart?" "Do you have Milk Jug?" "No, Walmart" "Telling lies?" "No, Walmart" "Open your door" "Ha Ha Ha"

  • TheStreamingEnderman
    TheStreamingEnderman 2 days ago +6

    Danny's learning so fast! The first thing he does in Roblox is start pissing off another player. He learns so quickly!

  • NMRIH is a great Source mod - blessed by Cory's lip

    Danny is like that one stepbro who says "im not a furry" while wearing a furry costume watching furry stuff & reading furry fanfics

    • Jag Kalaimani
      Jag Kalaimani Day ago

      Hi

    • Lupas
      Lupas 2 days ago

      Ayo?

    • TheGuyonscreen
      TheGuyonscreen 4 days ago

      It would make me feel better

    • Snake With A Pen
      Snake With A Pen 6 days ago

      Not to sound like a furry, but it's called a fursuit not a 'furry costume', furries are just people in different animal suits not characters from comics or smthn

    • ivysprout
      ivysprout 7 days ago

      as a furry i can confirm

  • GalaticLOSER
    GalaticLOSER 5 hours ago +1

    LMAO if danny is so bad at playing a simple obby, imagine him playing something like doors lol,

  • Elles Realm
    Elles Realm 9 hours ago +1

    Dad: “I’m leaving to get milk”
    *puts on headset*

  • Family Flamerich
    Family Flamerich 2 days ago

    Danny this offends me 😤😤😤 as a Walmart (not an employee but the building) I am very sad to see that you made this video in spite of me📺🚃🦷 thank you for your time

  • 🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER
    🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER 3 days ago +350

    The VR shopping video reminds me of a horror game called "The Open House" where you're basically looking around a house that's for sale but it's slightly creepy and ominous and there are small details that tell you about what might've happened in this house and all that and that video could totally be made into a horror game by being given a similar premise.

  • Sonia’s Way
    Sonia’s Way 10 days ago +2213

    I really hope people start making horror games on this concept. Like it’s the perfect theme for a psychological horror dystopian game.

    • Constipated Frog
      Constipated Frog 8 days ago

      @Panko spooky

    • Panko
      Panko 8 days ago

      @Constipated Frog what’s roblox

    • lemon
      lemon 8 days ago

      yess like a year ago before this existed (?) i had a story w my friends that was kind of like this 😭😭it was a fucked up walmart that never ended and you couldn't leave. & there were digital employees too....... walmart it wasn't meant to be real please

    • Kuromi’sFanGirl
      Kuromi’sFanGirl 8 days ago +1

      3008 is kind of like that. You're trapped in an Ikea and you have to build a base to protect yourself from the employees

    • J O
      J O 9 days ago

      "psychological horror dystopian game" so real life since 2015?

  • AJSFX
    AJSFX 2 hours ago

    I actually haven’t stopped laughing 6 minutes in

  • Bruh
    Bruh Day ago

    Danny knew that deep down that 'guy' on the monorail was just a young shopper.

  • dustin
    dustin 17 hours ago

    I really just need walmart to make a vrchat world. I need a Walmart avatar to match my impersonation of the self checkout. I wouldn't stay any longer than it took me to get the avatar and dip, cuz walmart is a stress inducing nightmare, don't see why people would go to roleplay shopping there.

  • eXposing Truth Ministry
    eXposing Truth Ministry 5 days ago +61

    Dude, I literally exploded with laughter when you said “I don’t want my fridge snitching on me” because that’s EXACTLY what they want!!
    Why does Walmart need to know how much food is in your fridge. That’s beyond believe man. Isn’t alexia and google home enough?

    • Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio
      Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio 12 hours ago

      Yeah, can't we just all vote to go back to 1989 and promise to never advace technolgy anymore.

  • featureEnvy
    featureEnvy 7 days ago +1908

    There is no way in my wildest dreams as a kid I would have imagined fast forwarding to 2022 and watching a video on a tiny computer in my hand with Danny declaring he doesn't want Walmart talking to his fridge behind his back and me realizing that's a valid concern that some people have to have in these weird times

    • Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio
      Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio 12 hours ago

      *laughs in ice-box*

    • Green Beans 🏳️‍🌈
      Green Beans 🏳️‍🌈 2 days ago +1

      @Grumpy Teen 😂

    • Grumpy Teen
      Grumpy Teen 2 days ago +2

      When I grow up, I might have this moment but instead with my glasses.

    • Raid
      Raid 3 days ago +3

      We're living in the future. Except people in the past didn't anticipate the future being so weird and not nearly as cool as they hoped

    • Green Beans 🏳️‍🌈
      Green Beans 🏳️‍🌈 3 days ago +1

      @featureEnvy they didn’t say that you were. They were talking about how *they* were born at that time.

  • Sriracha
    Sriracha 2 days ago +3

    This reminds me of the scary IKEA game, but more PG

  • TheOnionQueen
    TheOnionQueen Day ago

    I feel like corporations are forgetting that normal people DON’T want this virtual dystopia that they seem to think humanity is heading towards. We all actively don’t want that.

  • 🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER
    🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER 5 days ago +424

    "I already feel kind of dystopian walking into a walmart in the real world" - too accurate

    • beetlemania
      beetlemania 4 days ago +19

      This is a bot made to copy are repost popular comments, also don't click any links.

  • D4C
    D4C 2 days ago +3

    Danny looks like the average british encounter now

  • Mason M
    Mason M 11 days ago +3094

    i feel like that walmart vr experience could've been a real cool horror concept

    • Noah TN
      Noah TN 3 days ago +1

      you should play more Roblox, but only the good games. Maybe rainbow friends or natural disaster survival which are the best starter games

    • Hearti Ko
      Hearti Ko 7 days ago +2

      @Emi R. Hill just curious, is it normal now to commission people in Clip-Share comments? I've never seen that before

    • yeet hiTTTer
      yeet hiTTTer 8 days ago +2

      @Emi R. Hill It's a picrew. This website for dress up games

    • Emi R. Hill
      Emi R. Hill 8 days ago +2

      Did you make your profile pic? It's amazing~ If you did, I'd commission you to make one for me at whatever your price. I'm super serious.

    • yeet hiTTTer
      yeet hiTTTer 9 days ago +2

      You're forced to work at digital walmart until you can make enough money to be granted an exit. And if you die in the game you die for real

  • olivia
    olivia 3 days ago +4

    I actually love Danny’s new hair ngl

  • Greg Turismo
    Greg Turismo Day ago

    You know what’s weird about this meta verse stuff to me, makes me realize nothing makes sense

  • Jonathan Stones
    Jonathan Stones Day ago

    It’s odd to see someone record a first play through as someone who doesn’t play Roblox daily but occasionally play it and then see the new player being bad at the game for example…. He sucked at the obby

  • Greg smith
    Greg smith 22 hours ago

    "One of the biggest corporations..." Dude. THE biggest. There isn't another one even close. 😬

  • Loz
    Loz 11 days ago +4622

    Danny's continued hatred of smart fridges is inspiring. What it inspires, I wouldn't like to say.

    • KLAUS SCHWAB
      KLAUS SCHWAB 8 days ago +4

      Wait till your social credit score too low to open the fridge

    • Christ Xavier Boyd
      Christ Xavier Boyd 8 days ago

      I would like to say:
      The final, inevitable annihilation of capitalism and centralized governance by billionaires
      About dang time! Yee haw! (The anarcho-primitivist-protohumanists will arise from the depths of said annihilation)

    • David Burton
      David Burton 10 days ago

      @Loz 😱

    • Loz
      Loz 10 days ago +3

      @David Burton low scale kitchen appliance violence

    • Kayleigh Moore
      Kayleigh Moore 10 days ago +5

      @My neck my back My crippling anxiety Attack 🎗 true

  • Molly Molly
    Molly Molly 35 minutes ago

    Upvote this to make Danny play spark city which is a Walmart worker simulator on the App Store. I wish I was kidding but having worked at Walmart as a manager, this game was on every iPad the store owned. The game is extremely annoying and does in fact make you feel like you’re wasting your time as a Walmart employee.

  • Kaitlyn Berrospe
    Kaitlyn Berrospe Day ago +1

    why have i never been more attracted to danny then when he shaved his head and put on those glasses

  • Alex Logue
    Alex Logue 2 days ago +1

    We all know the best part of Walmart is the weirdos.

  • tbxvividos
    tbxvividos 2 days ago

    Wtf wal mart hired Felicia Day to be their metaverse shopping assistant?
    She needs money that badly?

  • Emperor Trans Man
    Emperor Trans Man 10 days ago +8867

    When I was working at Walmart we weren't allowed to fight the customers, but I'm happy to hear the company is finally listening to the requests of its employees.

    • Emperor Trans Man
      Emperor Trans Man 2 days ago

      @Miraclelittlepie It's possible I might pass by someone in need of help without noticing, but if I noticed, I'd definitely help. I'm a teacher now, though. But I'd still offer my help as just a fellow customer.

    • Miraclelittlepie
      Miraclelittlepie 8 days ago +2

      @Brittany McColeman im in a whole wheelchair and dropped 2 things and 2 employees just walked past me my whole lap was full🥲

    • FlatOutlikeMcRae
      FlatOutlikeMcRae 8 days ago +2

      Depends on where you work and how you articulate actions. For example I used to work in an "inner city" "high shrink risk store" and one black Friday I performed a firm customer redirection which resulted in the subject falling after they ignored multiple attempts to verbally follow the appropriate route (i.e. someone got clotheslined after trying to cut in line). No complaints, and they even said sorry

    • Eyes of the Cervino
      Eyes of the Cervino 8 days ago +3

      @BakedThePotato
      Yeah, the locked cases are a nightmare. The most reliable thing I've found is to go to customer service and ask them to page someone. If they're not busy, you can sometimes even get to them from where you are by calling the store number on your cell phone.

    • Wellsie
      Wellsie 9 days ago +1

      @Emperor Trans Man yeah super sad :(

  • yeah
    yeah 2 hours ago

    This shit makes me want to get put on the no fly list.

  • Timothée Dadoun
    Timothée Dadoun 2 days ago +2

    As a roblox player i can confirm its more of a mass children scammer machine than a young shopper's paradise

  • Bug
    Bug Day ago +1

    I didn’t look up the fastest growing army on Clip-Share, but I did look up Greg for the best definition and urban dictionary says it’s the fastest growing army on Clip-Share. Along with it being a family, an army, and possibly a cult. Also I’m truly Greg cus I have notifications on.

  • Prass
    Prass 20 hours ago +1

    They just made a tv series of the Santa clause movie you reacted to three years back, you should react to the new tv series also. It's found on Disney plus.

  • Lunar Raevyn
    Lunar Raevyn 10 days ago +2022

    I had a nightmare about a never ending walmart that stretched on endlessly and it still wasn't as mind-numbingly fucking terrifying as this

    • The Misfit Owl
      The Misfit Owl 9 days ago

      @NightGaming
      I mean yeah. There is only so much farming you can do without quests or survival mechanics. It's just one of those random thoughts you know.

    • NightGaming
      NightGaming 9 days ago +1

      @The Misfit Owl that sounds like an interesting game but also sounds like it might get boring after a while

    • pinkpeppers55
      pinkpeppers55 9 days ago

      @Kittycat gaming Whose to say 😂

    • Kittycat gaming
      Kittycat gaming 9 days ago

      @pinkpeppers55 "NOT MY CLONES [cant type emoji because I'm on computer :( ]" I'm pretty sure since your the 55th one he would've taken 54 of you. but if he did take 55 of you then you would've been taken aswell.

    • The Misfit Owl
      The Misfit Owl 9 days ago +1

      Sounds like a level in the Backrooms to be honest.
      Idk if I'm weird, but I seriously want a survival game where to survive a zombie apocalypse, you have to hide in a grocery store and preserve/ration the food supply of that store and eventually turn to farming to survive. Like some kind of reverse Stardew Valley.

  • Cla Ida
    Cla Ida 3 days ago +92

    I'm traumatised by this hair change. These things need to be gradual, it's too much of a revolution in my environment and I'll miss your luscious locks, but actually good for you for not getting people like me dictate your life choices.
    The shit Walmart and the Metaverse are up to is a strong second in my list of traumas tho. I hope I won't be reassured and suddenly wake up in a universe where I've let this become my life.

    • Medusa
      Medusa 2 days ago +4

      @Lord Quas I'm fairly sure they are kidding

    • Lord Quas
      Lord Quas 2 days ago +9

      There are so many levels of red flags in this comment 🧐

  • geegeezlouis86
    geegeezlouis86 Day ago

    Since I don't see anyone answering you, Danny, Argyle is a new character in season 4 and he's totally schmacking, dude

  • Daniel Valera
    Daniel Valera 2 days ago

    So we're going to let poor Noah record a video at home and just paste it on this game? Seems kinda low budget, but ok.

  • Sloth The Great
    Sloth The Great 2 days ago +17

    Dude, I'm literally crying laughing on how you're explaining and talking about the VR shopping experience Walmart tried to originally do. "so my cart goes to my fridge and my TV gets delivered as I'm sacrificed to stay here" 🤣😭💀💀💀 loved this.

  • yoongiverse
    yoongiverse 11 days ago +9210

    I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly

    • H F
      H F 9 days ago +1

      @yikes I get it, honestly been a while since I was so riled up in regards to reading compression but I just got home from work when I commented that so I hit my patience level with my customers lol

    • yikes
      yikes 9 days ago +2

      @H F thank you!! 🙏 Everybody got so riled up over a simple comment, it's insane

    • H F
      H F 10 days ago +1

      @First Last they are saying they are annoyed they can't get other aspects of their job because people constantly pull them away. All is apart of the job but either way you'll get bashed by your manager if you don't get shit done and don't help customers. They said it was annoyance, not that they do not help the customers. They specially said in another comment they did but you completely ignore that. They are doing their job Jesus Christ Learn To Read! Like my first comment was getting at , just because people do not like a part of a job does not mean they completely ignore it. It is still done, it is just an annoyance.

    • H F
      H F 10 days ago +1

      @First Last I've seen the comment myself and like I said, they were saying they wanna get what they need done for the day without getting pulled away by customers constantly. Your the only one who seems to be confused by that context. They never said they wouldn't do their job, like I said it's likely people don't like aspect of their jobs but it doesn't mean they don't do it.
      You respond saying that's literally the job. Not apart. You never specified until you had to explain yourself and just said you claimed that previously which is false. All comments are public you know.
      You still don't seen to get it though.
      You've got every right to think my comment is unnecessary just like I thought yours was.
      Sure just state yourself clearly next time and don't try and back track saying things you never did. Good luck with the reading compression
      E: all public until you delete them of course

    • First Last
      First Last 10 days ago

      @H F the person I was replying to said that they don’t want to have to talk to/assist customers and just do their job
      I respond saying that it’s apart of the job
      I’ve already gone over this
      I was also being responded to so your reply to me is definitely unnecessary
      I get you want to feel smart in the comments but go somewhere else to do it
      You aren’t even helpful in the process just ignorant and antagonistic

  • cat
    cat Day ago +1

    Danny never got to experience the old oof sound unfortunately

  • jay
    jay 2 hours ago

    I wish Danny would make Greg stickers, I need people to know that my phone belongs to me(Greg)

  • Chava
    Chava 4 days ago +4

    The VR shopping video reminds me of a horror game called "The Open House" where you're basically looking around a house that's for sale but it's slightly creepy and ominous and there are small details that tell you about what might've happened in this house and all that and that video could totally be made into a horror game by being given a similar premise.

  • Colorbug Originals

    "we just talked to your smart fridge and it told us you're ugly" why 😂😭☠️

  • Pleasence
    Pleasence 8 days ago +2053

    If you go to Walmart virtually then you'll miss out on that delicious stale cigarette smell as you walk into a real Walmart, and that's really a touch of charm I can't let go of.

    • Pleasence
      Pleasence Day ago

      @damian umělec huh

    • damian umělec
      damian umělec 2 days ago +1

      i am so confused cause i dont live in america and have never seen a walmart in real life 💀 damn bitch you live like this ?

    • alwaysbored
      alwaysbored 2 days ago

      @ًSomething with Bungalows ?! i live in florida and my walmart's pretty normal

    • Daniel Valera
      Daniel Valera 2 days ago +2

      How about those other type of "cigarrettes" you smell on the parking lot?

    • Banana Bot151
      Banana Bot151 4 days ago +2

      @That dude in the car so like some plato spiritual form shit. Makes sense

  • LLL LLL
    LLL LLL 2 days ago

    Now THIS is hair I can deal with; it's a little bit "Ross from Friends", but he was bangable back in the day, so I approve.

  • baileyelisedoll
    baileyelisedoll Day ago +5

    danny looks so lego, love it

  • ThatOneDoge
    ThatOneDoge 2 days ago

    Why would I ever wear VR outside of my home? I could just check my smart fridge myself.

  • Pencil-Error
    Pencil-Error 2 days ago

    Btw if you don't like the lag, it's just the experience. There aren't a lot of games that have a ton of la.

  • Dumb Spaghetti
    Dumb Spaghetti 8 days ago +2177

    Oh wow! As a British child I can finally experience the American shopping experience! I bet Walmart will 100% be looking like this in real life, how cool!

    • AkiraJaxon
      AkiraJaxon Day ago

      @Millys .........

    • Hunee
      Hunee 5 days ago +1

      Uuuhhhhh, lol as an American, yeaaahhhhh, it’s just like this. You get your own person floating assistant thing. You don’t have to touch anything. They automatically add to our cart.

    • Ava M
      Ava M 5 days ago +1

      This is exactly what it looks like except sprinkle in a few more crackheads

    • T Ax
      T Ax 5 days ago +1

      Me too! The blimp that drops toys is super cool!

    • BeansBoy69
      BeansBoy69 5 days ago +1

      @KLAUS SCHWAB or the virtual gunman shoots you with virtual bullets

  • Maylee Mitchell
    Maylee Mitchell 2 days ago

    Danny, I think you should review a movie called,"Think like a dog". I watched it on prime video. It's crazy.

  • Sasha
    Sasha 2 days ago +1

    Okay so am I the only one who would be interested in seeing a virtual store where we could actually shop (like we would online) only thru an oculus/meta verse and then it actually be delivered to our home? 😂😅

  • mac23806
    mac23806 2 days ago +1

    I think I've played enough Roblox today and for the rest of my life the best advice after seeing that Walmart dystopia

  • shamalow
    shamalow 3 days ago +1

    Pretty sure you can dance in most game, exept if they have custom models, with /E dance

  • Contor r
    Contor r 10 days ago +3013

    With his glasses, long buzzcut, and one color T shirt he looks like every 5 year old I have ever seen. This was probably the point but I’m just impressed that he managed to get it so accurate.

    • rename again 💀
      rename again 💀 7 days ago

      @Mister Awan spooky Sagittarius

    • Mister Awan
      Mister Awan 7 days ago

      @rename again 💀 alpha/beta males is very well established in nature, clearly you are a soypilled NPC who does not think. Look at the mating strategies of wolves and chimps. Do you think humans are really any different?!? I have seen plenty of information on this on various internet forums and at a certain point you just can't deny reality.
      I walked into a Wendy's today down the street from my house and I could not manage to get the attention of a single female. And women always block me on Facebook. Yet Chads can be complete jerks and still have women get obsessed with them. How many stories have you heard about women constantly going back to their toxic ex? Or how they can't get over a man who treats them like trash? This is very common and it is because they are confident alphas. More and more men are feeling abandoned in this modern world. Now we are starting to wake up. But by all means, deny reality even more. Continue to consume the lies given to you from CNN and Hollywood as they soypill you with their bs.

    • Jelly Ellipsis
      Jelly Ellipsis 8 days ago

      @Mister Awan seriously cringe. Women don’t not like you because of “chads” they don’t like you because you’re cringy af and don’t see them as people. Go outside.

    • rename again 💀
      rename again 💀 8 days ago +3

      @Mister Awan alpha/beta is the male equivalent of star signs lmao

    • Mister Awan
      Mister Awan 8 days ago

      @Jelly Ellipsis Females make rules for betas. Females break the rules for alphas. Do not mock me because I see through your trickery

  • Liep Math
    Liep Math Day ago

    For the rest of your life, huh? Wouldn't it be funny if greg coax you into showing the wondrous lands of Roblox? Or does it happen to be what you wanted all along? Is it reverse psychology? huh? IS IT, DANNY?

  • Pirate Beanz
    Pirate Beanz 2 days ago

    I feel like a place called "Electric Island" shouldn't have a pool...

  • 🍑- tAP МЕ to HaVe seX wITн -ME-🍑

    I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly

  • NeonBootyGoon
    NeonBootyGoon 13 hours ago

    Danny is one goatee selfie from inside a pickup away from having a deep right wing conservative facebook profile pic in this video. short cut hair, slightly graying, the reflective color changing oakleys...
    Danny you got something to tell us bro?

  • No_one_from_Nowhere.
    No_one_from_Nowhere. 9 days ago +2527

    That’s crazy that Walmart can advertise directly to children, without transparency, with impunity

    • Samuel
      Samuel 6 days ago

      What is with people thinking it is illegal to advertise to children? Haha

    • Stephen Liu
      Stephen Liu 6 days ago +2

      @Lifted I'm not a lawyer but I think you can advertise to kids in the US, but they can't be potentially misleading or deceptive to kids. I'd say making walmart seem like a fun place with dance offs and free merchandise is definitely misleading though

    • IThinkYoureWrong
      IThinkYoureWrong 6 days ago

      @faun ohhh. I understand. Thanks for clearing that up!

    • faun
      faun 7 days ago +3

      @IThinkYoureWrongthe affects of corporations are long lasting and tragic but are manmade and can be burned down - hurricanes are natural and unavoidable, but still a tragedy to observe the wreckage of, thus the comparison

    • Hunter Vonnegut
      Hunter Vonnegut 7 days ago +2

      The USA is 100% controlled by the rich. Walmart can do whatever they want and break whatever laws they want. Make no mistake. Walmart could literally kidnap your family and get away with it.

  • Hovan Sarkissian
    Hovan Sarkissian 2 hours ago

    Looks like Danny's hairline also went to the metaverse

  • Kaden Langdon
    Kaden Langdon 2 days ago +11

    You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh! I plan on sueing you for ten dollars.

  • Cora. Smith.
    Cora. Smith. Day ago

    i like watching this dude (danny gonzalez) play video games!

  • Unstoppable
    Unstoppable 2 days ago +1

    12:49 The first thing he thinks about when he joins the game

  • yoongiverse
    yoongiverse 11 days ago +5353

    Watching Danny fail horribly at probably one of the easiest obbies I’ve ever seen is hilarious

  • Gints
    Gints 2 days ago

    Sam: I noticed you put 3 milk cartons on your cart, do you want to put 2 back?
    Me: …

  • goth bimbo 🏳️‍🌈

    Danny bullied a kid into rage quitting 💀

  • Dhymond Revan
    Dhymond Revan Day ago

    Who's gonna tell him that he's not in the right game lolll

  • Lord Brobert
    Lord Brobert Day ago

    We really do live in the lamest dystopia.

  • Mel
    Mel 10 days ago +4171

    speaking of dystopian walmarts: all 3 of the walmarts in my town replaced ALL of their cashiers with self-checkout lines, the employees are literally only there to fulfill online pickup orders and if you try to talk to a single one of them they either look at you like YOU'RE the weird one for asking an employee where the yogurt is OR like they've been a ghost for 500 years and you're the first person who has ever been able to see them

    • Emily B.
      Emily B. 5 days ago

      @kphoria I do not actually, and I did not even when I did work there. I helped plenty of people, but it's nobody's job there to teach people how to read big ass signs that tell them where everything is so they don't have to bother others.

    • ThePainkiller9995
      ThePainkiller9995 6 days ago +1

      sounds based. being a cashier is a shitty job that nobody should be doing

    • kphoria
      kphoria 6 days ago

      @Emily B. sure but you work for the walmart store and therefore you work for the walmart customers. all of them.

    • The Dynast Queen
      The Dynast Queen 8 days ago

      @X_kittrix Self checkout at Dollar Tree?!?!! So they do exist! Just confirms my suspicions that they only actually mistrust certain people/poor areas as there is even 1 Super Walmart near me that has no self-checkouts yet another area that is 50% poor but also 50% tourist, cause no one thought city planning thru in Florida, has self checkouts.

    • Emily B.
      Emily B. 8 days ago

      @Jess F - Desert Packrat Damn you sound bitter as hell lol

  • vixiedeer
    vixiedeer Day ago +1

    I need to see a video of Danny exploring awful roblox games

  • Uchiha1000
    Uchiha1000 12 hours ago

    13:07 bruh that sound you heard is the death sound basically when you die, but thats a new one and is horrible i wish we had the old one back

  • Ben TGT
    Ben TGT 2 days ago

    I turned on notifications and subscribed. I am now a part of this family.

  • 🔥Mу-iD-3082 - TAP Mе to Hаve seX With (me)🔥

    Danny purposely pissing off someone thats very likely a kid is way too hilarious

  • Hvot YT
    Hvot YT 10 days ago +2090

    I love how it "verifies" your age based on the age of your account but half of the children lie about their age, so Walmart is selling children alcohol

    • Jada Balding
      Jada Balding 9 days ago +1

      If you live in the state I do, Walmart isn’t allowed to sell anybody alcohol. But most liquor stores here don’t even card so we should allow it but liquor stores gain so much money on that law so they’re hanging on to it

    • Hvot YT
      Hvot YT 10 days ago +3

      @Cee Gee Fursuits it's just the way they worded it

    • chickenfoot
      chickenfoot 10 days ago +11

      you guys realise online shopping already exists, right? this is a normal way to do things lol

    • thats so ari
      thats so ari 10 days ago +2

      you have to show your id lmfao

    • Cee Gee Fursuits
      Cee Gee Fursuits 10 days ago +27

      *young shoppers

  • Uchiha1000
    Uchiha1000 22 hours ago

    I like your cut G! Actually prefer the old one but u still rock

  • midnight fear
    midnight fear 2 days ago +2

    Danny looks like the younger Eminem

  • Buttercup
    Buttercup Day ago

    Okay, I’m pretty new to this channel… I’ve seen a few videos but still haven’t figured out why the audience is “Greg” 😂. Someone please throw me a bone! 🤣

    • gato meow
      gato meow 22 hours ago

      there is no reason, he just does

  • Uchiha1000
    Uchiha1000 11 hours ago

    Im good at obbies now but I feel your pain paying for the first time bro