@Seline Dracula no, I was talking about a group of vikings that got paid for their service... They traveled there and decided to stay. No taking babies at birth.
@Emerald_Digger Oida! 😂 Hilfe!! Fühl mich nicht deutsch gerade. Mein Wecker geht alle 10 Minuten wenigstens 3 mal bevor ich überhaupt dran denke die Augen zu öffnen
In Australia, we don't say: *"Woah, it's really slippery today"* In Australia, we say: *"The fuck did this weather come from, we’re nowhere near The Blueys”*
@Rob LB That's close to where I went, but there most of the times it wasn't serious and it wouldn't even rain much, I guess l was just lucky that the city or province was too eager to make yellow hazards. Sometimes it was really bad though, they once sent me a video of water erupting out of a sewer manhole.
@AM Studios Even we closed for dangerous climactic hazards (I was in Castelvetrano (TP)), but had to be serious, we didn't close when it snowed or during a lot of pretty intense storms.
@Davinci one guy asked how does it feel to be the thing strippers dance on, but he deleted his reply before I answered "Not that bad, only tough sometimes, your mom could really use some diet"
neither would i consider florida s hot temperatures livable at all ^^ cold weather is so much better except you cant do outside activities as much as you can in australia, spain etc.
As a dutchie we’d probably just jump in it out of happiness that we finally have a winter in which it snows (and we’d probably all start skating instead of working)
@Guilherme Oliveira If you can understand English it doesn't mean you can speak English)) Most of us have never spoken English with someone Plus English does not convey the whole meaning. English is more practical, while Russian is more.. ?poetic?
@Blank Blank in Virginia in my area we say "ope, it's -5 and there are two inches of snow I'll just take the truck today, it's going to be forty by noon anyway."
@A Person of Interest I see. English isn't my mother language either, but I thought it was taken for the international language by now (which does not mean people cannot use other languages if they want to)
Wenn man morgens um 5 Uhr aufwacht und draußen schon den Nachbarn mit der Schaufel über den Asphalt kratzen hört läuft es einem schon eiskalt den Rücken runter weil man dann weiß dass es geschneit hat und man auch ran muss.
@Al Ash Natürlich. Wenn die Oma um 6.00 Uhr mit dem Dackel rausgeht, soll die sich doch nicht die Gräten brechen. 😸 Außerdem sollen alle immer schön arbeiten und steuern zahlen.
@Unknown User Okay danke für die Antwort! Ich bin absolut faul und unzuverlässig, weswegen dies für mich Probleme bedeutet hätte, sollte ich jemals nach D ziehen ^^
Except Nachtruhe is considered to be between 22 pm and 6 am. I once woke up at 5:30 and proceeded to shovel the snow in front of our house because I would have to do it before school anyway...my parents completely lost their shit and yelled at me for being inconsiderate to the neighbors, I had to apologize to them later but nobody had actually heard anything...
Beim schneeräumen greift die Nachtruhe tatsächlich nicht, da hier die Sicherheit eine höhere Priorität hat. "Paragraph 32 des BIMS (Bundes-Immissionsschutzgesetzes) in Wohngebieten. Dort ist geregelt, dass Geräte und Maschinen generell nicht von 20 bis 7 Uhr betrieben werden dürfen. Ausgenommen sind darin ausdrücklich „Geräte und Maschinen bei Unwetter oder Schneefall oder zur Abwendung einer sonstigen Gefahr für Mensch, Umwelt oder Sachgüter.“"
@Artur Kraus naja so eine Metall was immer auf teilweise unebenes Gestein mit Druck kracht weil man ja auch etwas Druck ausüben muss um harte gefrorene Stellen abzubekommen die mit unter dem Schnee sind kann nachts bzw sehr früh morgens wenn die strasse ruhig ist und allgemein alles leer ist schon laut und sogar hallend sein was einige die keinen festen supertiefen schlaf haben aufwecken oder am weitersxhlafen hindern :D man kann aber auch nixht auf alles achten. Is eben so
In Canada we say: “That’s a lot of ice, can’t wait to play bumper cars!” (Our snow cleaning companies don’t clean the roads properly and it legit becomes a bumper car mania, only Canadians will understand)
Uhhh... You don't graduate as a professor. You can get a doctorate (Phd) and work your way through the ranks to professor, but you don't graduate as a professor. Unless you had a somewhat obfuscated point which I missed 🤔
Also commonly said: “Watch your driving, she’s a little slick out there.” Definitions of ‘a little’: 1. Great care is necessary, as you might fall and break something. 2. Enough ice and slush to ditch dive much of the traffic for the day.
Just make sure that it's allowed to use salt in your city, because many cities forbid it for private households since it's bad for the environment. When in doubt, use grit/gravel.
In Germany we say: “Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein Und mein Glück Erika Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein Schaut's mich an Erika Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika”
I live and work in London now. I remember one year I used to work for a German mum. She shovelled away the snow in front of her house in the hopes her lovely English neighbours would follow her example. But not even one person did 😄 she got so annoyed that only her tiny pavement bit was free of snow lol.
@A Not in most cases no, your property line ends usually right before the pavement not at the street, and most cities add in an ordinance that agreeing to live in the house when you sign that you agree to mow your lawn and upkeep the pavement. I thankfully do not have a sidewalk.
I wish the American medical school I work for had the German work ethic of shoveling and salting before I slipped on campus, cracked the base of my skull, and spent two weeks recovering from soft tissue damage.
In Colorado, I have not had one snow day. I have even been marked tardy after a crash blocked the highway, the teacher said “you should leave earlier because you know the roads are bad”
Exactly what I and my neighbors did this morning in Romania. I think (I'm not sure about this) that you are liable for injuries that happen in front of your house if you don't clean the snow. It might apply only to companies and institutions, though. We do it because it's the normal thing to do, not because of any legal obligation.
To one up the german-nes: Using Gritting Salt is forbidden in most Municipalities in Germany and will bring a Fine if caught. Make sure to call them up and ask about local Ruling to prevent having Issues with them.
Not gonna lie, I went home from a birthday party at 4am and one of neighbours was already eliminating the snow which stopped falling 30 minutes before. The next day I woke up at 12 o clock and had to swipe off the snow of my corner house.The snow was hard to get rid off because a lot of people already walked over it. I swear something german suddenly activated in me because now I will never sweep off my snow that late again. Räum- und Streupflicht.
In the UK we say: "I'm not going to attempt to clear the ice because if someone slips on the 'cleared area', then I could be held liable for the damages".
True! We've got a colder winter only all 4-ish years. At least in the flat parts of Germany. A very different story in the mountains, though they, too, start to experience more lack of snow now!
As an Austrian, I have to say Germany is more like "Oh no, 1cm of snow fell overnight, we have to shut our whole infrastructure down because of this unimaginable snow chaos"
Lemme guess, his alarm clock must sound something like... : One wintry morning some 20 mins ago, I had clearing obligation. I had everything to season the road, but salt, there was none. I've been looking for Salt Bae, I've been looking for so long...
@Maja ... I've been looking for Salt Bae, Still the search goes on I've been looking for Salt Bae Since I left my home bed I've been looking for Salt Bae Still he can't be found I headed down the track, Snow shovel on my back I left the city far behind Slipping down that road, With my heavy load, Trying to find some peace of mind Wifey said: "You'll be frozen, Liam, If you leave our home this way And when you realize, The Salt Bae money buys, He'll come running here someday" I've been looking for Salt Bae, I've been looking for so long I've been looking for Salt Bae, Still the search goes on I've been looking for Salt Bae Since I left my home bed I've been looking for Salt Bae Still he can't be found I met a lot of dews, From the nose to ooze, Travelling across the land Worked on a path, Got some muscle in my arms But still I am not a salty man I feel the run for many hours to come I'll be searching door to door And given some time Some day I'm gonna find The Salt Bae I've been searching for I've been looking for Salt Bae, I've been looking for so long I've been looking for Salt Bae, Still the search goes on I've been looking for Salt Bae Since I left my home bed I've been looking for Salt Bae Still he can't be found I've been looking for Salt Bae, I've been looking for so long I've been looking for Salt Bae, Still the search goes on I've been looking for Salt Bae Since I left my home bed I've been looking for Salt Bae Still he can't be found I think I nailed the song that unites Germany in the winter. :D
![Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u6wOyMUs74I/mqdefault.jpg)
He is really integrating in German culture 😂😂
Well it is what they Germans say
he is german lol
In Ohio we say : Oh it’s very hot today
🤣
Haha
In Chicago we say:
"Hmm this is odd. I don't hear any gunshots."
If in chicago and you dont hear gunshots run. Or you will feel the gunshots
Lolol
This is what people who DON'T live in Chicago say LMFAO
In Canada we say “ah summer, I love our hot -10”
I'm in Wisconsin, Minnesota and your weather shows up as angry snow men on our maps.
Lmao
-5 yesterday in Ontario, and my son is out in shorts and a tee shirt playing badminton lol
He is more German than Germans themselves
@Seline Dracula no, I was talking about a group of vikings that got paid for their service...
They traveled there and decided to stay.
No taking babies at birth.
@Lynn M en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janissary
@Lynn M The personal guard's of the Sultans that were taken at birth...the whole reason for the ottoman fall
@Seline Dracula ??
I love how the alarm doesn't even has a sound, but still makes him wake up
I dont use sound either, just vibration mode
@Lisa Stenzel Ich hab meinen Wecker auf der anderen Seite des Raumes. Zwinge mich aufzustehen dadurch XD
@BobTheTrueCactus thats more like me...thats why my wonderful CD-alarm clock wouldn't work...woke me the second the CD started to get ready
@Emerald_Digger Oida! 😂 Hilfe!! Fühl mich nicht deutsch gerade. Mein Wecker geht alle 10 Minuten wenigstens 3 mal bevor ich überhaupt dran denke die Augen zu öffnen
My alarm clock used to make a tick-soind right before the alarm went of. The tick sound was enough to wake me up.
In Australia, we don't say:
*"Woah, it's really slippery today"*
In Australia, we say:
*"The fuck did this weather come from, we’re nowhere near The Blueys”*
I'm Australian and I'm too worried about getting a traffic fine to think about the weather
And that's with it being 20 degrees Celsius we do all our slipping in mud
@AnarchyFork as a Melbournite, the weather is interesting when the You Yangs are off their meds.
Yes, we do say a variety of things. I think I’ve said both of those already this week bc Melbourne weather is just lovely
In Italy we say: Ok, close the schools, there is a climatic hazard
In Italy we say : SCUOLE CHIUSE A NAPOLI
But we also say: "School closed in Naples"
@AM Studios Yeah, the last one you mentioned happened in my town
@Rob LB That's close to where I went, but there most of the times it wasn't serious and it wouldn't even rain much, I guess l was just lucky that the city or province was too eager to make yellow hazards.
Sometimes it was really bad though, they once sent me a video of water erupting out of a sewer manhole.
@AM Studios Even we closed for dangerous climactic hazards (I was in Castelvetrano (TP)), but had to be serious, we didn't close when it snowed or during a lot of pretty intense storms.
The Hasselhoff alarm XD, you're truly integrated into our culture
And here in the UK, we say.
"It's every person for themselves"
This time the smirk at the end is almost invisible. But it's there.🥰😏
@Елена Гладцына U broke the chain
The smirk hahahahah
Ухмылка😏
I saw it only after reading your comment. Thanks 😏
In Canada we don’t say: “woah! It’s slippery today”
We just don’t care about it. When it’s winter there’s slippery roads almost everywhere
As an Australian we say ‘oh, the next ice age has come’
As a Pole, I would probably just use 5 different swear words
KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA K-
Very civil comment section
As an Hispanic I would start swearing in 50 languages
pole?
hey wait a second this is a German video-
@Davinci one guy asked how does it feel to be the thing strippers dance on, but he deleted his reply before I answered "Not that bad, only tough sometimes, your mom could really use some diet"
He’s so prepared that he has socks with sandals
As a Florida man I wouldn’t consider those conditions livable at all😂
Then you need to get out more.
with Death Santis as governor, it’s not like you know any better
I read about you in the news Florida man
neither would i consider florida s hot temperatures livable at all ^^ cold weather is so much better except you cant do outside activities as much as you can in australia, spain etc.
😂☃️😜
Die Socken mit Sandalen. Perfekt!
Such fashionista!
Why we Europeans wear long ass socks in the winter
Im not even German but i wear socks in sandals ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
The shoveling snow in socks and sandals is even better 😂
Isso
As a dutchie we’d probably just jump in it out of happiness that we finally have a winter in which it snows (and we’d probably all start skating instead of working)
Same in Belgium, you're responsible if someone slips on your ground before your house.
In Russia we say "Help, I left the house and drowned in the snow"
@Mr. Napkin Yeah, indeed
@Сашаш Всем смешно, а мой отец реально утонул в снегу по пояс (он работал на Севере)
Надо смотреть куда наступаешь)0
@Guilherme Oliveira If you can understand English it doesn't mean you can speak English))
Most of us have never spoken English with someone
Plus English does not convey the whole meaning. English is more practical, while Russian is more..
?poetic?
@Blank Blank in Virginia in my area we say "ope, it's -5 and there are two inches of snow I'll just take the truck today, it's going to be forty by noon anyway."
@A Person of Interest I see. English isn't my mother language either, but I thought it was taken for the international language by now (which does not mean people cannot use other languages if they want to)
He even woke up and looked German.
As a Canadian, we just skate everywhere
Wenn man morgens um 5 Uhr aufwacht und draußen schon den Nachbarn mit der Schaufel über den Asphalt kratzen hört läuft es einem schon eiskalt den Rücken runter weil man dann weiß dass es geschneit hat und man auch ran muss.
@Al Ash Natürlich. Wenn die Oma um 6.00 Uhr mit dem Dackel rausgeht, soll die sich doch nicht die Gräten brechen. 😸
Außerdem sollen alle immer schön arbeiten und steuern zahlen.
Kratz..... 😸
Most German thing, 1 sentence paragraph with no punctuation.
@Unknown User Okay danke für die Antwort! Ich bin absolut faul und unzuverlässig, weswegen dies für mich Probleme bedeutet hätte, sollte ich jemals nach D ziehen ^^
And Australians say… Wait! It dOseN’T SnOw HeRe
the silent alarm is the underrated part here😭
Except Nachtruhe is considered to be between 22 pm and 6 am. I once woke up at 5:30 and proceeded to shovel the snow in front of our house because I would have to do it before school anyway...my parents completely lost their shit and yelled at me for being inconsiderate to the neighbors, I had to apologize to them later but nobody had actually heard anything...
Ish bin Berliner
Beim schneeräumen greift die Nachtruhe tatsächlich nicht, da hier die Sicherheit eine höhere Priorität hat.
"Paragraph 32 des BIMS (Bundes-Immissionsschutzgesetzes) in Wohngebieten. Dort ist geregelt, dass Geräte und Maschinen generell nicht von 20 bis 7 Uhr betrieben werden dürfen. Ausgenommen sind darin ausdrücklich „Geräte und Maschinen bei Unwetter oder Schneefall oder zur Abwendung einer sonstigen Gefahr für Mensch, Umwelt oder Sachgüter.“"
Being made to apologize for something that bothered nobody might be the single most german thing I've ever heard
@Artur Kraus naja so eine Metall was immer auf teilweise unebenes Gestein mit Druck kracht weil man ja auch etwas Druck ausüben muss um harte gefrorene Stellen abzubekommen die mit unter dem Schnee sind kann nachts bzw sehr früh morgens wenn die strasse ruhig ist und allgemein alles leer ist schon laut und sogar hallend sein was einige die keinen festen supertiefen schlaf haben aufwecken oder am weitersxhlafen hindern :D man kann aber auch nixht auf alles achten. Is eben so
@Magda Rantanplan Hilarious! XD
In Canada we say:
“That’s a lot of ice, can’t wait to play bumper cars!”
(Our snow cleaning companies don’t clean the roads properly and it legit becomes a bumper car mania, only Canadians will understand)
I’m so glad he graduated and got a degree as a professor. Love to see him getting better.
Uhhh... You don't graduate as a professor. You can get a doctorate (Phd) and work your way through the ranks to professor, but you don't graduate as a professor.
Unless you had a somewhat obfuscated point which I missed 🤔
In Canada we say “She’s greasy out today, boys.”
Well that is the worst case Ontario..
way she goes bud
Sounds kinky to me
Also commonly said:
“Watch your driving, she’s a little slick out there.”
Definitions of ‘a little’:
1. Great care is necessary, as you might fall and break something.
2. Enough ice and slush to ditch dive much of the traffic for the day.
In Finland: If a Finnish man mutters "perkele" from under his breath but no one is around to hear it, does he make a sound?
I'm convinced every German has a pair of those shoes in their household (My grandparents are german)
The guy creating the German language had to be high
Edit: Jesus 1k like
the fck is happening in these comments
@Jah-Jah Marley🇯🇲 i can appreciate the joke
*Ger* was smoking that superior german engineering shit
bro is the greatest naz- i mean german teacher ever
@Dexter Do because weed isn’t really the best thing for the people I personally think it’s good it’s not legal there
His neighbours must be really proud of him. On time fulfilling his duties with the proper gear ofc.
In Arizona we say:
"Thank God, a break from the heat."
Wer die räum- und Streupflicht nicht ehrt, ist das ausrutschen wert.
🤣🤣🤣
Guter Spruch 😂
@K. R. Verbesserung v2: ist des rutschfesten Gehwegs nicht wert :D
Nice lol. Kleiner Verbesserungsvorschlag: *ist den sicheren Gehweg nicht wert.
😂😂😂
In Wisconsin we just say ope and salt the neighbors driveway for them, they’ve got a lotta things goin on.
Bro got the Jesus Sandals and socks on like a real Eskimo
In Poland we don't say:
"Woah! It is really slippery today"
We say:
"Kurwa, ja pierdole!"
Love ur channel btw ❤️
And I think that's beautiful
Prawda 😭
Tak ślisko że można się wy**bać
Kurwa, chciałam to napisać
@Илля Бугаков true
How to be a true German
Don’t check the wether
Go outside and deal with it
Irgendwie kann man bei uns auch teilweise nie so viel gegen Kälte machen, wegen dieser Nassen Kälte.
The most german thing is him waking up to an alarm with David Hasselhoff’s face. Sehr schön!
es ist Räum und Streupflicht ich werde sie Verklagen!
_Ah, old guy nostalgy_
Anzeige ist raus 😂
Wieso? Der Schnee ist gleich verschwunden, ich mußte nur den Flammenwerfer von meinem Opa auftanken!
Simple explanation: We don't care about who gets hurt. We only care about who is getting SUED! So we have laws for everything.
Update in Germany: Away with the snow
Just make sure that it's allowed to use salt in your city, because many cities forbid it for private households since it's bad for the environment. When in doubt, use grit/gravel.
@Fanni Kaczy yeah that's why he said "use grit/gravel." .... bro his comment is less than 35 words... it literally takes 3 seconds to read.
@Joker_Gthat makes me thankful I live in Calgary Alberta. That's just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
@Eagle Owl yep
@A P genau das ist “gravel/grit”. 🤓
Doch nicht, anscheinend bedeutet das „Kies“. 🤔
Außerdem hätte ich eher auf Split getippt. 😮
Das ist nirgends erlaubt für Privatpersonen. Und Sand schon mal gar nicht. Nur Kiesel.
In Germany we say: “Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt
Erika
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika
In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein
Und das heißt
Erika
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück
Erika
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an
Erika
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt
Erika”
I like how he woke up like he wasn't asleep the whole time 😅
I live and work in London now. I remember one year I used to work for a German mum. She shovelled away the snow in front of her house in the hopes her lovely English neighbours would follow her example. But not even one person did 😄 she got so annoyed that only her tiny pavement bit was free of snow lol.
@A Not in most cases no, your property line ends usually right before the pavement not at the street, and most cities add in an ordinance that agreeing to live in the house when you sign that you agree to mow your lawn and upkeep the pavement.
I thankfully do not have a sidewalk.
@Charlie McIntyre it’s like that anywhere in the us. If someone gets injured on your property you can unfortunately be held liable.
@Krowa święta and even when it does snow, it very rarely sticks to the ground.
@Julia Hengstermann
It’s the same here in the Northeastern US.
lol
The happiest german
I wish the American medical school I work for had the German work ethic of shoveling and salting before I slipped on campus, cracked the base of my skull, and spent two weeks recovering from soft tissue damage.
Did you sue them?
In Virginia, we say, “Shut it down guys, there’s a snowflake.”
LOLU
In pa we say only a few inches? fantastic. We won't shovel. We dodged a foot of snow. Woo hoo
In Colorado, I have not had one snow day. I have even been marked tardy after a crash blocked the highway, the teacher said “you should leave earlier because you know the roads are bad”
I live in Fairfax VA, can confirm
That's the winter slogan of the Deutsche Bahn
As an American, I saw woah it's really slippery today.
I wish we had this obligation/ law in Scotland!
The fact this man has David Hasselhoff on his phone makes him 100% German. xD
@Lord Valinar he’s brilliant lol
What phone? All I saw was his handy.
@CrazzyJokerr Yeah I know what you meant. I was implying both. Take it as you will.
@Lord Valinar careless about the stuff you supposedly like ... not the accusation... dude
@CrazzyJokerr Nope. Because if I couldn't care less, then I wouldn't care what people said what I liked. :P
Exactly what I and my neighbors did this morning in Romania. I think (I'm not sure about this) that you are liable for injuries that happen in front of your house if you don't clean the snow. It might apply only to companies and institutions, though. We do it because it's the normal thing to do, not because of any legal obligation.
In Alaska we don't say:
"Woah, it is really slippery today,"
We say:
"Oh f*ck yeah 2 ft of snow /hj"
Or
"Heck nah time to stay inside today-"
I love how in the German language anything that is a task whether or not it has to be done is either an obligation or requirement 😂😂
@Lord Fluffykinz lmao true
It beats bitching and complaining, although that is a requirement too.
Yeah, cause no one would feel obligated or required to.
In Germany doctors don't say "your medicine is $54" we say "Uber ready"
"Ready to charge!"
As German myself i can confirm that we do this!
As a German I can confirm, one of my biggest fears is sleeping too long, while I have to räum and streu and my neighbors get mad
Or put the Mülltonne back in late after they emptied it.
Bro said we don't say "Whoa it is really slippery today." He still said it. Lol
I can’t wait to be in Germany, highly looking forward to it😅❤️
Berks with socks in the winter, truly German
In America we don’t say:
“Woah! It is really slippery today!”
We say:
**snoozes alarm**
In Russia we don't say:
"Woah!It is really slippery today!"
We say:
"Oh, it is really warm outside today!Just -30°C!"
You guys say suka blyat rush B
That's David Hasselhoff at 5am. Great.
In Scotland we don't say:
"Woah! It's really slippery today"
We say:
"Oh ya bastard!" *slips on arse*
Respect to him, actions speak louder than words.
To one up the german-nes: Using Gritting Salt is forbidden in most Municipalities in Germany and will bring a Fine if caught. Make sure to call them up and ask about local Ruling to prevent having Issues with them.
In Wyoming we say "Better take the chain, Samantha's stuck again."
Bro turned from a regular person to a npc 🤣🤣🤣
I like how he sets the alarm to get up and doesn't even need the sound he is the clockwork
@car land yay
reply to my comment to get free oxygen
As a German I clearly agree 🇩🇪🇩🇪😂
bro really does that while he’s slipping ❤
It was Hasselhoff for me 🤣🤣🤣
If you ever feel such a pro in hcr 2 remember this person exist...
I love the part where he says it’s shoveling time and then shovels all over
Not gonna lie, I went home from a birthday party at 4am and one of neighbours was already eliminating the snow which stopped falling 30 minutes before. The next day I woke up at 12 o clock and had to swipe off the snow of my corner house.The snow was hard to get rid off because a lot of people already walked over it. I swear something german suddenly activated in me because now I will never sweep off my snow that late again. Räum- und Streupflicht.
@Artur Kraus krautenwagen?
12 is way too late, my friend. In most cities, the Räum- & Streupflicht starts at 7 (at 9 on weekends).☝🏼 This is the law (it actually is).
in Germany you also don't say "I can't wait to receive 70% of my reported pay."
I never thought this guy talked German until I found out now 🤣
The picture of David Hasselhoff though...he has truly turned into a German.
I have german grandparents, so we visit Germany often and I can say IT‘S SO TRUE 😂
In Germany we don’t say “Go to your room!” We say “GET IN THE CHAMBER!”
He even did the salt bae thing at the end 😂
Cringe bae
And he had "the Hoff" on the phone display like every German.
"Snow bae" 😆
In the UK we say:
"I'm not going to attempt to clear the ice because if someone slips on the 'cleared area', then I could be held liable for the damages".
Here in Australia we say ‘I wish it would snow one day other then that it’s it’s a nice warm, cool morning’
As an Englishman I’m liking Germany more and more.
@Leos Lit Fantastisch zusammengefasst!!!!😂👍
@winonaforever love you too darling 🤣
But why?
@Leos Lit thanks for dissing Hannover. Stay away with your negativity
In Canada, we don't say:
''Woah, its really slippery today''
Instead, we say:
Dang, its so hot outside, barely any ice!
Sliding on the sidewalk and acting like nothing happened is a daily occurrence in Canada
When you move to Germany you have pay a weekly tax of a portion of your soul until you are unable to find joy in anything but beer.
I live in Finland and...well, I just gasp 💀 and if someone else almost slips, I gasp for them as well (I don't know why...).
In the south, we don’t say: “boy it’s slippery today”
We say: 🚶♂️
No ice at all
He literally had to go to a field of some kind to find proper snowy ground xD
True! We've got a colder winter only all 4-ish years. At least in the flat parts of Germany. A very different story in the mountains, though they, too, start to experience more lack of snow now!
In America, we say ‘have the neighbors son do it, I’m too lazy and round’
In England, we say: It's not even that cold, just run the 16000 miles, you'll be fine!
i have fond memories of being 5 and trying to clear the garden during christmas. man i love germany
@Sensei Shu yeah but i live in britain now and it hardly ever snows. there was a LOT of snow that one christmas.
Do other countries not clear their driveways too? We do it all the time in America...
As an Austrian, I have to say Germany is more like
"Oh no, 1cm of snow fell overnight, we have to shut our whole infrastructure down because of this unimaginable snow chaos"
i’m glad i’m getting recommended these videos because i’m learning german
ICH BIN KLUG.
Holy shit i didnt know Germans had perfected the technique of waking up from a silenced alarm.
In NJ we say:
"Aye where's the fuckin snow shovellers"
Them German slippers be hittin different tho
Lemme guess, his alarm clock must sound something like... :
One wintry morning some 20 mins ago, I had clearing obligation.
I had everything to season the road, but salt, there was none.
I've been looking for Salt Bae,
I've been looking for so long...
@Maja
...
I've been looking for Salt Bae,
Still the search goes on
I've been looking for Salt Bae
Since I left my home bed
I've been looking for Salt Bae
Still he can't be found
I headed down the track,
Snow shovel on my back
I left the city far behind
Slipping down that road,
With my heavy load,
Trying to find some peace of mind
Wifey said: "You'll be frozen, Liam,
If you leave our home this way
And when you realize,
The Salt Bae money buys,
He'll come running here someday"
I've been looking for Salt Bae,
I've been looking for so long
I've been looking for Salt Bae,
Still the search goes on
I've been looking for Salt Bae
Since I left my home bed
I've been looking for Salt Bae
Still he can't be found
I met a lot of dews,
From the nose to ooze,
Travelling across the land
Worked on a path,
Got some muscle in my arms
But still I am not a salty man
I feel the run for many hours to come
I'll be searching door to door
And given some time
Some day I'm gonna find
The Salt Bae
I've been searching for
I've been looking for Salt Bae,
I've been looking for so long
I've been looking for Salt Bae,
Still the search goes on
I've been looking for Salt Bae
Since I left my home bed
I've been looking for Salt Bae
Still he can't be found
I've been looking for Salt Bae,
I've been looking for so long
I've been looking for Salt Bae,
Still the search goes on
I've been looking for Salt Bae
Since I left my home bed
I've been looking for Salt Bae
Still he can't be found
I think I nailed the song that unites Germany in the winter. :D
I've been looking for freedom
_checking_ ah, this' what you meant 🙄
Preußens Gloria !
Noob, why do you play Drow Ranger?