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The Age of Broken Video Games
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- Published on Mar 15, 2023 veröffentlicht
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i cant wait for the michael clayton 1.6 update
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jakey is like that one cousin you like but can't see till christmas and when you see him you're entertained for the time he's there, thank you jakey
So accurate
Accurately accurate
That image will haunt me till the end of my days
Except this christmas he had another party to go to so he only stuck around for like 10 mins :/
It really feels like our expectations have been lowered so much that game companies fixing their bugs is seen as going above and beyond.
its funny because if there is massive uproar then the devs actually listen but people don't complain enough when and where it counts.
@Aerogant major point no one realizes. Comments sections full of bots now
Bots programmed by the company itself to create that illusion
Yep, and we can see that in a lot of our society today. Shit getting worse and there being no consequences for anyone responsible is just the norm now, so when something doesn't go quite as bad as it could have, people are pleased.
I’ve never even heard of Michael Clayton until 10 minutes ago. What a classic. Definitely in my list of movies that exist, just wow
Easily one of the movies of all time
@rerere284 The movie Tarzan never gave Clayton any other name, we don’t even know if that’s his forename or surname, however his one closest named inspiration from the books is name William, so close, but no cigar.
ah yes, that name that Tarzan thought was what a gunshot was called
Oh man, Michael Clayton flew under the radar. It’s terrific. Enjoy it. And thank you Jakey for making me feel old as shit realizing it came out in ‘07
This man delivers 10/10 videos every single time
we should be preordering youtube videos instead smh
ok
Right, it's almost like when we give content creators time to fully develop what they want to put out it usually works out for not only them but the consumers as well. Looking at you publishers!!!
Thank you for making the distinction between the developers and the publishers, so many people love to blame the devs who pull 16 hour days and miss their child’s first words or first steps to get these products to us and even then when it’s not enough they do the same thing for another few months to get it fixed and finished. Cyberpunk is in my top 3 games ever and I still see the dev team getting so much hate online for how the release happened, but it’s all on the shoulders of investors and executives. Remember guys, we speak with our wallets not our words.
@Mike Hall so you want convicts to work on Cyberpunk 2?
Cyberpunk is an okay game, but it's still not even close to what was promised. They spent 10 years showing insane realistic gameplay and talking about how much the story changes with each decision and all the classes coming back plus new ones and insane character creation and then in 2018 they ditched the animations and graphics for much lesser quality and basically gave us Saints Row 4 if it had a better storyline and less grinding.
They lied about what they were releasing because they thought they could top Rockstar as the kings of video games who actually managed to have insane detail and thought put into every inch of RDR2 while also having a rich and amazing story all with little to no bugs.
Meanwhile, Cyberpunk is STILL very buggy. I'm about halfway done with my second playthrough playing on good, widely supported hardware and yet there have been countless times where I have to reload a mission because prompts just don't show up when they're supposed to.
I bet Mike Hall preorders all his games
@Mike Hall you really thought you said something 😂
I could just watch Jakey, Jakey and Jakey Attorneys at Law doing commercials for random companies all day
Reminds me of some adult swim shit 😂
@BiggusNickus also Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, and Jakey as well...
And Jakey, and Jakey, and Jakey, and Jakey..
mom!!!! he’s back!!! the yoga ball gamer is back!
who mom
HUZZAH
yoga ball gamer can't hurt you, Eddy. yoga ball gamer isn't real.
@Cringy Cringe Gamerthere’s no point in bringing him into this. Go make trouble for people who actually deserve it.
Eddy Burback loves Gus Johnson
I LOVED when he referenced old meme formats from back in the day. Truly was the golden age of gaming, memes and just society in general back around 2005-2013
@Flo Ris nah, just open world boring fetch quests. COD4 ruined Call of Duty
@Matthew Hovanes GTA IV, Red Dead and classic COD games were rated perfectly accurate. You just have bad taste.
@Jordo Not denying that the late 2000s and early 2010s had many gems, but GTA and CoD are just the surface, the late 90s and early 2000s also had many classics as well
@theorjan1 could say the same thing about his original comment. Gaming was well on the decline by that time.
@Matthew Hovanes Must be tough being so cool and different
No matter how big the gaps of time between your videos, its always resonating and worth it! Always happy to see new content at a healthy pace that works for you.
This man doesnt upload frequently but when he does oh boy is it entertaining! Thank you Jakey for another masterpiece for us to enjoy
God dammit, you never cease to impress me with your editing and everything
Always nice to have Jakey back. Hope he and his are thriving
had to pause Michael Clayton for this I hope you're happy
I like how he didn't ❤ your comment.
And he didn't even spin Drew...he promised.
It's cool to see Danny somewhere other than his channel
@Bomburthis guy gets it.
Hey guy
Jakey, your content is so entertaining that I even thoroughly enjoyed your sponsor bit and didn’t skip through it at all. You’re a superb creator
Jakey makes me feel like im hugging my favorite can of diced pineapples after a long day of work everytime he uploads
Every time we see you post a video, my partner and I make popcorn and put you up on our TV instead.. because sir.. you deserve the TV.
Thank you for continuing your awesomeness all these years later and how much work you put into your videos. You make our day every time we see you if only a few times a year ❤
@ealing456 same minus the TV too
maybe we should start watching nakeyjakey together...
Same, minus the popcorn. Maybe me and my other half should be making popcorn?
Thank you for making yet another video that taught us all what we already know.
Jakey is never late nor early, he appears when we need him most
Just like Gandalf. Lol
Dude seriously last Friday I was thinking man when's the next jakey coming out and boom here it is
God he’s the best.
Every time Jakey uploads, i start re-watching his older videos to keep it going and never stop
I'm so glad someone made this video. I've been thinking of this exact stuff for so long. I'm very glad that you especially are the one who released it. I'm glad to see you making videos again!
Love your stuff man. Always great seeing what you put out 🎉❤
I love you so friggin gosh darn much jakey I’ve been having such a hard week and an even worse day and you really for real just got me through the end of this day man💕❤️ we love you mayne
Jakey is wild. Drops an album, radio silence for months, then randomly drops a video on a Thursday at 2:45pm. Sensational.
Don't read my name!..
@TheSuckoShow that's 2 million friends mang
You know when you follow a friend's Clip-Share and he just drops when he feels like it, not like he's even trying to make it a job. That's Jakey but with almost two million subscribers.
Certainly
This is the Clip u all looking for :
clip-share.net/video/vC0roEkkKkQ/video.html😊
This is the exact reason I never pre-order anything and wait a few months after release to hear anecdotes/reviews about games before buying
Michael Clayton was a pretty good movie. Its nice to see it being remembered
Always happy to see when you put out another video dude. Hope you're doing well!
I like how when jakey starts talking about greed he cuts to a sponsor that’s a nice touch
I blame us the gamers. We brought this upon ourselves when we accepted their words "we will fix it later on".
I cant describe the happiness I feel at seeing this video pop up in my feed. Looking healthy and happy Jakey, love it !!!
@NakeyJakey we only hope the better for you , not the best because Wario is the best
@NakeyJakey UmU
sameeee
Absolutely agree
@NakeyJakey Ayo
Always a treat seeing a new Jakey video appear in my feed. Love you brother, hope life is SICK AS HELL
After watching jakey for years I can say with 3000 percent certainty this man does not disappoint 👏 like you are the pinnacle of CONTENT
He's my go to for game reviews
It's always a special time when the one true hot boy blesses us with an upload. Thank you Jakey 🤙
It's been a while since I've seen this man and his legendary Yoga Ball
Nice to see you back man, you're looking healthier than before!
Jakey is like that one homeless guy you used to see a lot and now isn't around anymore but once or twice a year you see him and are just like "oh thank God he isn't dead"
"even roses have spikes on them" the random local crazy nut
I was somewhat friends with one but last winter he didnt make it, at least the last time i saw him i bought him his groceries because well fuck my money goes to stupid shit anyways, might as well help someone else
@Laszlo cringe
@chuckie take a deep look in the mirror
What??? 😂
It is delightful to hear your voice again Jacob. Side note thank you for the Phoenix Wright love
You are my favorite Clip-Sharer/music creator. I’m so happy you’re doing better and being more active ❤️
i love you man. your work brightens my crappy days, good job
Love Jake, he needs more frequent content like red dead redemption 2 and the last of us! If you're having a bad day, they're the videos you go to ❤️
So glad bigger voices are finally talking about this, the Pokémon franchise is the most obvious right now and I’ve honestly almost lost all hope in “triple A games” Elden Ring has the ghosts of crunch in some areas and im terrified of how the new expansion for the game will fare. Anyway support indie game developers!
Can't believe Jakey released an unfinished video, never saw that spin he promised.
@Psyklopsthat was patched in bru
@Demi Okulaja he didn't, check 10:39 :)
im so heartbroken why would he lie :(
@Psyklops of course this happens while he's talking about people with toaster brains 😂
You left to watch dunkey, didn't you.
Jakeyyyyy!!! So glad you’re back brotha, can’t wait for the bangers you have in store 🔥
Very nice to see you Jakey, and the firm too. I am extremely pleased by the ace attorney references, thank you.
I feel like Jake could possibly release content more often if he were to hire an editor that complements his style well
The square pizza lunch metaphor really got me 😂
I had no idea you were making music dude, I just downloaded Romcom and I’ve been listening to it on repeat since you dropped this video. You’re hella talented bro, I can’t wait for you to make more 💪
Don't worry guys the spin (10:39) will be fixed in a later patch
Thanks IGN for this information
I will stop preordering his videos now.
And I'll applaud when it's fixed
Speen
Good.
Phoniex Wright has such a good soundtrack. Love how much Jake uses it in his videos.
It's like a holiday when this man posts. My favorite holiday at that.
Great video!Also I meen gamers do kinda take things for granted but still when a developer skyrockets our expectations no wonder that at release very often we end up disapointed xD
Watched the first minute. Went to see what Micheal Clayton was. Watched the trailer. Rented the move. Watched the movie. Went to work. Had the weekend. Came back here, then realised this was the video that made me watch Michael Clayton.
you killed me with that taco analogy. look forward to more videos cause man your comedy is the best
originally i wrote something super dumb for this pinned message but after reading some really kind comments i just wanted to say thanks for watching and showing up. whether you love the vid or hate it for whatever reason - means a lot that you gave me a chance. xoxo
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Great to have you back bro. Only thing I ask for is the name of that background track playing at 3:38… please 😢
If you need a churro to the throat I'm the goat
Try $130 in Australia !
@AceVip No this is 😁
You can tell Jake enjoys being the only person who remembers Michael Clayton
Always good to see jakey is still alive and pumping vidya vids ;)
Day one patches are like the "We'll fix it in post" of the gaming industry
One of the few channels I preemptively like the video before it even gets going. Never disappointed.
Having worked 6 years in games as a tech artist, and having the industry drive me crazy and change career paths.. this video made me feel better thank you jakey, now churro me to the throat plz
Always utilize the strafe when 'driving' James Bond in Goldeneye, and reap the benefits in multiplayer.
1.2 control style is where it's at.
Holy shit, it's Brewstew
Early 2000s lunch break, go back to school after lunch or play 007 golden eye?
Early 2000s evening, wake up early for school or play 007 golden eye?
Me and Jakey Rutzou
alright...
I don't care how much I have to wait for a new Jakey video, as long as they keep coming. This guy knows his stuff and is one of the most charismatic people on youtube. Shout out from Brazil my dudes and dog bless.
pre ordered this vid a few months ago, not disappointed. pretty fun to watch. no notes. terrified to go check how many months it's been since i last saw you man, hope you're having a wonderful day and doing better tho.
This man deserves every view and like he gets.
Yay! Seeing Jakey lights up my heart!
Welcome back my dude! Love to see new videos! And this could not be more timely video after the train wreck that was Dark Tide.
The fact that this is #8 on Trending when I type this comment is insane. Jakey still has that magic touch of making a Gem of a video every 6 months.
@Dorraj Yeah, and now the new shit they do is delay the game a few days unless you pay 20 bucks extra to get early access. And people will pay the extra 20. 💀
Weaker Jontron
#8 on trending and not a soul will listen to this man and will continue to pre-order the next broken pokemon game
@lucas wood LMFAO! NO JUST NO!
The Pizza Hut demo disc video is the high watermark.
The ending of Michael Clayton is an absolute banger.
after all this time, the yoga ball still never popped. also whoever edits jakey vids is a green screen god.
In this age of broken video games you are our light, sir
I love that these never start with “hey it’s been a minute” but straight to the subject.
Always a gift to see you’ve uploaded Jake 🫶🏻
This thumbnail kept appearing on my feed every time I'd open my Clip-Share app for the past few days, but I'd scroll past it because I didn't have the time to properly watch this.
This Sunday morning (after I attended a friend's gender reveal last night) I opened my app again only to realize it was a Jakey video!
Liked it before I watched, and it was a hilarious and spot-on analysis.
Love ya Nakey ❤
“i just saw Michael Clayton” is a wonderfully obscure and hilarious line.
Love how he makes 2 videos in a whole year and it’s like he hasn’t missed a step.
Fr
When we needed him most, he returned
You're so on point in this video, thank you Jakey
The best. Thanks for all your work for the betterment of the industry and its creative employees.
This guy drops an album I could lay my grandmother to rest to, AND STILL MAKES BANGER GAMING VIDEOS RAAHHHHHHHHHH
I missed you so much man. Really love your videos. And I really loved your new album. Lost my brother last December and you remind me a lot of him. ♥
Michael Clayton is SO GOOD.
I agree! cool legal thriller
It’s alright. It’s a smart movie that’s almost entirely unmemorable. Talky but not super cinematic.
PSA for anybody out there who liked Andor, Michael Clayton was made by the same writer/director so if you like one you'll like the other
some great head bobbing from our boy Georgie Bobbley in there for sure
just watched it for the first time last week, fantastic movie from start to finish
Always happy to see the strange dakota man and his exercise ball.
Jakey is slowly turning into David Hayter. Every perfection ends up as David Hayter.
As someone with a reddit dungeon full of Michael Clayton posters and merchandise, I appreciate this video.
Jakey reminds me of that meme about philosophers cause he’s just sitting on a metaphorical balcony doing his own thing, spewing facts and we’re all down here screaming “this man does not miss” and I’m all about it. Modern day Socrates right here
always appreciate when the yoga ball gamer posts 🙏
To add to Jake's point, I think the issue got worse when Open World games became commonplace. Instead of scaling the bug checking and QA to the larger size of the game's worlds, they kept the same development times and release windows to appease stockholders, which led to crunch as an industry standard, and corporate greed as an acceptable reason to release broken games to make money NOW and fix problems later. (If ever.)
are we sure this game we classified isnt typified as "-janks" or aa titles that were comprehensive for their scale?
@Louis Victor Honestly, I could kiss the people who designed the landscape and map.
It's all I was gushing to my friends about when they lended the game to me. All the little things to incentivize exploration, the landmarks and the map was so easy to use and, even more importantly, easy to read. The music design also made sure it never got boring, even though I disliked the combat portions.
@MicShazam Yup then the publisher don't suspect sabotage for their "money maker" by the scorned workers they folded into the grind because they don't know the games
NakeyJakey is the only person who can make a sponsorship advert entertaining.
@ces cimes Thanks for noticing me while acting as if you don't want to notice me.
Jontron is at least very good at transitions between video and sponsor ad.
@Kwa ndo ok mr revanced
Wouldn't know my app skips it.
Internet Historian would like a word.
Best videos on Clip-Share. So well edited and voiced.
Jakey I really recommend watching (at least the first few episodes) Double Fine Psychodyssey. I think it's going to give you a good amount of insight into how/why a big game goes wrong the way that it does. especially ones that don't take the Sony approach and try to go off the beaten path.
incredible video though, also Jakey and Jakey were amazing, Jakey though was a bit nervous and looked like he wanted to shit his little pissboy pants, not nearly as good as the other two.
This is why we need to start paying artists more and start demanding more of companies to hire more of them. Hi I'm an animation major graduate and I quit to become a photographer/videographer because I don't want to get exploited and paid like shit.
Ok, but the amount of work that went into fixing 2077 is impressive
It's comforting to think we're all looking up at the same gamer night sky.
@Bunx and contemplating the same gamer universe
And wishing on the same gamer shining stars.
LOVE your videos, they’re like diamonds, take a lot of time to be ready, but when they are… GODDAMN
hey man i really love you your videos calm me down and make me feel safe and relaxed
Just sat down to eat dinner and noticed that Jakey has uploaded, best feeling in a long time, you are my hero!
I think what is continuing to create this divide between consumers and the people that make them is that, as you said, game development is hard. I currently work in AAA games as an artist, and the difference between what I and the people around me do, and what consumers think we do, is night and day.
I remember watching the making of documentary for Modern Warfare 2 (2009) and the devs were talking about how in CoD4, a mission might have about 150 lines of code overall, where in MW2, they had roughly 1000-1500, just an order of magnitude in terms of complexity.
That's the nature of game dev, we need more moving parts, and how those moving parts interact with the other moving parts can sometimes behave in strange and weird ways, and not everything will work as you expect it to, even from an art side. It's even harder when you have publishers down your neck expecting you to work harder than you possibly can. So yeah, I guess give devs a bit of a break, and give publishers more of a hard time.
he always returns when we need him most. he's like batman but naked
The fact that nowadays broken games are seen as the norm and a well-made game as an exception is goddamn depressing.
thanks unreal engine
@Nico Cyberpunk is far from "hot garbage". Yes it is not the game that we were expecting it to be and was broken on most systems at launch but it is one of the better AAA games i've played for a while despite it not being an RPG with any real diverging paths as originally advertised.
If you have a decent enough PC to run it then it's perfectly fine and i'd rank it considerably higher than any of the other games you mentioned.
Please buy games that are *finished* and made by passionate people.
*Pizza Tower* developers released the game (Fully finished and great 👍)
This is the Clip u all looking for :
clip-share.net/video/vC0roEkkKkQ/video.html
Good thing I guess is that I saved money. But I cant stress this enough, stop giving them money. Even on sale, I have yet to pull the trigger on Dying light 2, Far Cry 6, Cyberpunk and similar titles since they are STILL hot garbage
When the world needed him most….. he didn’t come back for like, a year.
I have never felt so called out for thinking about Michael Clayton
Nakey Jakey feels a bit like the DougDoug from another dimension ^^ I love how both just default to food allegories sometimes when talking about gaming ^^
This video is true wisdom. Now excuse me, I have to go order Taco Bell for my annual Michael Clayton rewatch.