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Villains with TRASH reasons on why they're evil.
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- Published on Nov 13, 2020 veröffentlicht
- Villain: I fell on my way in the house from my car and I had food in my hands. This planet will know pain.
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Oddwin - 19
King Kaiyo - Melodic 
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No villain has ever been down as bad as doofenshmirtz .. parents didn’t even show up to his birth LMAO
They did the physically impossible just because they hate him
He was basically treated like kettle as a kid, I feel real bad for the doc
To be fair both his parents missed his birth
Fr
Then how was he born 🤨
I can't believe they bullied Louis about his looks even though this world whole population looks exactly the same.
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His hair was trash back in the day
@No One no, i laughed harder
I laughed way too hard at this.
@Waylan Emmick AW SERIOUSLY
“Lewis, man you always been the more logical one.”
That sentence backfired so hard.
@Messiah the funnier part is those people are not even his bullies lmao
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Facts
@Gregory Mirabella akward
@Messiah Mfs is weird
I like how the well written villain had a meltdown on how much of a stretch the second villain is.
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@Broomer52 At some point he even admits to Batman he has a problem. His intellectual narcissism literally FORCES him to make riddles to Batman even though he knows that basically clues Batman in to his plans.
@Broomer52 I mean, most of batman's core super villains are the extreme of some sort of mental illness and I'm pretty sure most sociopathic narcissists are painful to be around.
It reminds me of The Riddler. The dude was so egotistical we became a super villain because he got told his puzzles were trash then he continues his villain career because Batman stopped him from committing his crimes. He has the most trash backstory and they lean into and just make him narcissistic as hell.
Same!
I love how you can never tell which Caleb is going to be the psychotic one and which one is gonna freak out over the absurdity of everything
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Pure genius
It’s the reason it takes so long for each video
1000th upvote be like.
@Hexis_Lite fr
"they tortured me to death and revived me just to torture me to death again"
"okay
"they killed my own parents in front of me"
"neat"
"they drowned me in a pool until i drank myself out"
"ok badlands chugs"
"they went on my amazon account and canceled all my pre-orders"
"THEY DID WHAT HELL NAH"
@Ross Gabriel oh yes whoever says something critical of another person is offended of course of course
@Strayz Gam1ng ok but it’s still lazy asf
@Uno reverse number one the word you’re looking for is “exhausted with” and also, I’m sure you’re more than capable of looking up the definition of what a metaphor is
@Queen of Vermin don't worry hun, i think they just ended up deleting their comments so they aren't on your end. and me with my nosy ass is legit about to die from what they said lol
@The knight of Corinthia ah yes, rainbows and lolipops totally go in the same section as getting angry over someone quoting what was aid in the video. makes total sense!
That’s like saying “I joined a gang because their handshake was cool”
Oh, I don't know, I've known dudes who joined the Marines cause they thought they'd get laid, by walking around in dress-blues. The 70's was weird like that.
If only you knew just how many people actually did this. It's a really big number.
I see a bunch of people responding to one person, but I can’t find the comment they were responding to. Does anyone know what Michael Jackson said?
From what I could piece together, they were talking about their religion and using too many emojis. It did not seem to go over well, so I’m guessing they said certain groups of people were going to hell. Those groups of people were probably not inherently doing anything wrong because people did not like the comment. That’s all I could come up with though.
me dooming the last remnants of humanity because the bad guys have cool armor
Who? Cosmo Kramer?
I like how the first guy’s motivations were understandable and a little funny because of how dramatic he stated it. Then we have the other guy whose motivations are so ridiculous that I couldn’t stop myself from laughing so loud
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Yes. That is indeed the joke of the video.
@Finn MacManus well that’s what I do: Stating the obvious hahahaha
Thanks for explaining the joke
I laughed when he’s crying like “hneeeeehhh”
"Why did you kill all these people?"
"Because NationWide wasn't really on my side."
It turned out that at Burger King, you couldn’t have it your way.
Car insurance bullshit does incite homicidal tendencies.
All state…I wasn’t in good hands.
Unlike a good neighbor, State Farm wasn't really there
Brought back so many memories with this comment
Don't forget the evil antagonist that has a sidekick with much darker plans that are even too bad for the first antagonist, so that sidekick turns to the real Antagonist
Tobi tbh
Narutoception lmao
Floop and Minion!
Starscream popularized that one.
Kobuto basically
Bill: "Lewis, you've always been the more logical one"
Lewis: *Proceeds to say something illogical*
@Henry Su more :)
@Lazuli MORE??
MORE logical,
didnt mean he was logical, just a bit more :)
Percy: Why did you try to start a war of the gods that would result in millions of human casualties?
Luke: Because I've never met my dad.
@Steve is a Stick
Yeah I get that.
My point is, my man almost brought about the end of the world, essentially just because of half blood abuse.
I don't really GET book Luke either.
I'm not going to underplay it, he lived a rough life but what he almost did in response was absolutely ridiculous. 😂
But anyway, you're right, the book does at least portray where hes coming from
@Donald Okoye Well yeah obviously, he's still the villain so of course what he's doing is wrong. The difference is that with the book version you can see where he's coming from and why he's doing what he does, even if its extreme. There's a big difference between a kid who was abused and neglected by a system his entire life while watching everyone he knows also get abused and neglected by that system being manipulated by someone who seemed to actually care for him and give him a better alternative, and someone who hasn't met his dad.
Funny how yall are only complaining about the movies.
Bringing about a titan apocalypse isn't really a good excuse whether your parents sucked or not.
Actually, there's NO good reason to do that.
Book luke was definitely less goofy than movie luke but both are pretty whacky.
@Steve is a Stick I'm pretty I'm not...there is also how Luke was manipulated and temped by Cronos too. Movie? wait...oh geez...no wonder people say the movies are horrible adaptations...I've only read the books but yeah.
@Jayden C I think you're looking at it from the books perspective too much. The gods being neglectful and treating their children like crap isn't something that you can see from the movie alone because it doesn't show it at all. The Hermes cabin isn't even mentioned, much less seen, so we never see how most demigods spend their whole lives never knowing who their godly parents are. And just from judging from how everyone knew that Percy was the son of Poseidon and how quickly he found out, most would probably watch that movie and assume that all demigods know their godly parent. That entire aspect of the gods being awful is taken away. That's true for most everything to do with the gods in this movie. All of the reasonable reasons for hating the gods are taken out. If anything, this movie makes the God seem like really likeable and nice people. Stuff like Poseidon coming to Percy in visions and helping him out and Annabeth saying that she can hear Athena talk to her. And any semblance of a reason for hating the gods us absolutely destroyed by the worst decision the movie made, making the law that gods aren't allowed to interact with their children. Now the gods aren't being neglectful, they're just following the rules and there is no blame to be pit on them whatsoever. In fact, this makes the gods seem like the most caring parents ever. Poseidon and Athena are apparently so nice and love their children so much that they're willing to break the rules just to talk to their kids for a bit. So what's Luke's deal? He has nothing to be mad about. It's not Hermes fault that he hasn't met him, his dad was just following the rules. The gods are apparently the best parents anybody can ask for. They're trying their best to be there for their children and aren't able to meet them because of these ancient laws. So by this movie's own logic and rules, Luke has literally no reason to be evil and want to destroy the gods.
“Why did you kill all these people?”
“My mom didn’t come home with the pizza rolls.”
Mr. Plinkett’s origin story.
@Estelle Ok so i was sleep deprived, i saw this comment
when i readed it
instead of "didn't come back with the milk"
i readed it as "MY DAD didn't COME BACK WITH THE *MILF* "
@ShadowProject01 THE PEEOPLE WHAF ABOUT THE PEEOPLE!
That’s not a trash reason
“Why did you kill all these people?”
“My dad said he’d be back with milk in 15 minutes. He was back in 16...”
mine didn't cane back yet, still counting
“How old are you now?”
“16 years and 12 minutes”
atleast he actually came back
Years
I just imagine him how he gets ideas for these vids. Kinda like, he accidentally canceled his Amazon pre-orders and he made this skit
Well um this was quite a read here? Really liking the character development here though👌
@Raze YOUR*
@Spiderham55 damn, this comment section is fun to read
Villain: "THEY MURDERED ME FOR FUN"
Other Dude: "Some Kid took my number 3 pencil back in elementary school, that was my favorite pencil. So I'm just as justified in killing those random people as you.
@It’s Serrifin Ohhh. Interesting! Thank you!
@Jonathan Garcia the number on the pencil denotes the hardness of the pencil lead, 1 is the softest, and so leaves most lead on the paper, giving darkest mark, but it also smudges really easily, so we use no. 2s, which are a bit harder, but still leave a mark readable by machines.
At least that’s from what I understand
@Jonathan Garcia No. 3 pencils do exist, but they’re not often used.
@Jonathan Garcia damn, can't blame him anymore in that case. Shit would be rarest pencil
Hold up there's a no.3 pencil?
Villain: *has a shitty origin story*
Noncanon Broly: "and I took that personally"
@Vice that was only because Cell forced them to, they basically were just victims; not fighters. Played with until disposal time.
@ClericOfPholtus In defense of the Cell arc they didn't stand around, they were fighting. Even Tien had something to do in it.
Though I'd say its possible that's being turned in like, the most recent of modern Dragonball.
I mean did you see that movie? Fucking ballin'.
Piccolo, Pan, Gohan heading it up
Making the full saiyans the "Back at the Ranch" plot lol 'Chefs kiss'
@Spotted Slash 90% of the characters didn't matter in the Buu arc and onwards
More than half of them didn't matter in the Android/Cell arc
Just because they were standing around didn't count as them contributing.
GT did it even worse than Super and that was like over 20 years.
@FatherAllerdBaledyn I understand what you mean here. but Modern Dragonball is very lack luster & disappointing. And 90% of the characters don't matter anymore.
And this is why I prefer anti-villians. Villains who have legitimately good and moral goals but simply have wrong methods to achieve said goal
I mean when all they saw was suffering most fail to see the positive influence,therefore they go down the wrong path as they have nobody to show them the right path
Anti-villains are kind of the problem. Everyone wants to make anti-villains, but they just end up making villains.
Same!
"When I was a baby the baby next to me wouldn't stop crying. As a grown man now this is the source of my anger. "
Have you ever heard baby’s crying, that would send anyone into a rage after too long a time lol
@Patrick Ho The new broly makes alot more sense and has a better origin. But I like stupid broly better, bro has the stupidest origin ever and that's what make him a badass. His stupidity only makes it better
@Morgott, The Omen King Bro just a Filter episode in this world
When I think about it now I couldnt stop laughing about it. Broly is a villain cause Goku kept crying when he was a toddler.😂
*Cough* broly
Regal: "Do you even remember the names of the people that bullied you???"
Louis: 🤔🤔
2:31
I thought his name was Rigo?
@Alidd Da I’m done… 🙌🏽take me to jail…🙌🏽
@J Meister YOU JUST NEEDED AN APOLOGY to actually
@Shina You mean it?
"Why did you kill all these people?"
*in Rick Astley's voice* "They knew the rules, and so did I"
@The Spider *unfunny*
If I ever dm a villain who can only talk through the radio/internet streams like bumblebee I’m definitely using this.
*S A Y G O O D B Y E*
"you know the rules and so do I"
i was the 2900th like :>
"They tortured me to death, revived me, only to torture me to death again."
-Cyberpunk 2077 in a nutshell
@Soup-Savior10 attacked*
@Soup-Savior10 attacjed*
Literally any game
"Why did you kill all those people?"
"They told me the shipping was free, but it wasn't."
"THEY DID WHAT HELL NAW"
Lol
I hate when hey do that. Sounds like a valid reason to me. Carry-on!!!
Nobody:
Bakugou: I bullied someone relentlessly for years because he tried to help me up once.
@Wren Byrd Bullies do exist in real life. That shouldn't be news to you. Bakugou doesn't really show any abnormal behaviour.
@Ultimate Sora A bully is normal to you?
@minaholic That sounds like my mom. 🤣
@m Also no the fuck it isn't. There is no justification for bullying.
This 6 year old kid really had to drink his way out of a pool. After they drowned him and revived him. Bro I'm deceased.
not as deceased as him
How do you even do that?
E
rip
@AbdiGotSauce ok sure
“Why did you kill all those people?”
“Because everyone kept using this template”
How hasn't this become an actual meme template? Seriously.
Its a good template tho
thats a decent reason tho
Can we all applause for the moment at 1:47 where he sheds a REAL tear out of thin air!! This man is a amazing actor- why hasn't Hollywood grabbed him up yet??
"Why are you so evil man, whyyyyyyyyyy?"
"Because I once told a joke and no one laughed, if they rejected happiness that time, then pain is what I shall bring!"
- Arthur Fleck, Joker (2019)
I wonder how many fake guns Caleb has lying around his house
Or fake swords...
@Vector Vector someone commented a joke.
@Akiyoki what's it's? Explain plz
Fake?
About a John wicks worth
I like how he calls his partner psychotic but doesn't realize he himself is doing the killing as well.
He had good reasons
Hero: “Why do you kill innocent people?!”
Villain: *Because they said *“I got your nose” and never gave it back...*
*The World Shall Know Pain.*
SHINRA TENSAI
I make quality skits like Caleb city🙏🏿would love if you check em out
HE'S GOT A NOSE!!!
LOL
“Why did you kill all these people?”
“They didn’t say excuse me when they bumped into me.”
That's just the enemies from Yakuza. XD
That’s actually legit lol, people will really get killed in the streets for that
I hate that
This is actually very well-produced and thought-provoking.
3:01 the look he gave killed me😂😂💀
"Why did you kill all these people?"
"Because they skipped the sponsor of this video, Nord VPN, the best VPN in the world."
Imagine that
"Nord vpn? What's that? Can you explain it to me?"
Then continue to do the sponsor
Raid Shadow Legends
The boss sponsor: Raycon, shadow wallet VPN
Villain: the government must be changed, corruption, greed, slavery, bias and the people are starved, suffering and dying
Protagonist: It's wrong to kill people
*another 9000000 years of corruption, starvation and death*
@Cattiston :3 they are villains lol
Bro this but they always make the villain kill babies or some shit to make sure the Audience follows the movie’s direction like they did with Killmonger 😭😭😭
There needs to be a tv show of Caleb just playing everybody, it would be sooooo good
You already have that. It's this Clip-Share channel. Why does everyone want good Clip-Sharers tv shows under the thumb of moronic execs? Who tf even watches tv?
@Yah You ! tbh yes
Cast him with Key&Peele
Ryan higa did something like that with Skitzo
Caleb city
"Why did you kill all these people?"
Dumbledore:"Because Harry put his name in the goblet of Fiyah"
Dumbledore: time to use some Texan magic
*Pulls out shotgun*
*he says calmly
“I’m a villain because some kids threw a lady bug at me and I tripped over it.”
Moral of the story, interview them before their allowed to be villain
“Why did you kill all those people?”
“Because I got rejected from my dream art school.”
“Why did you kill all these people?!”
Infinite: “Because Shadow called me weak. I AM NOT WEAK!”
I mean to be fair. Infinite is meant to be a monster and not worth sympathy really.
YES PERFECT
The fact I know this is one person but still each character is so developed…I can’t even put into words…insanely BRILLIANT
Villain: *Trying to destroy the world*
Protag: Why are you doing this!?
Villain: Because they shut down Cool Math Games...
Holy- Okay I know some of you are joking and I don't normally do this.. BUT for anyone reading my comment it's a joke- CoolMathGames is still kicking :) b
But they did shut down GoAnimate.
Hero: "Fuck that, I'LL HELP YOU!" (grabs planet-ending explosives)
@cc and don't forget about the games that taught u to use yur time wisely like Papa's Pizzeria! 🍕😌😆
Thats...... thats not true.....THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
Not anymore
If they shut down
Stickpage
Newgrounds
he could legit make a whole drama show by himself and it would be good af
"They tortured me to death revived me only to torture me to death again"
🗿
"They went to my amazon account and cancelled all my preorders"
"THEY DID WHAT HELL NO"
"Why did you kill all those people?" "Because my ice cream melted before I could eat all of it"
"Take me to jail" "come on Rico" "Take me to jail" underated
"They totured me to death."
No
"They were drowning me."
Not yet
"The cancelled my pre-order"
*OH HELL NAW*
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**DRANK HIS WAY OUT OF THE POOL TO SURVIVE**
#inspiration100
That was a good setup but I felt that flow coming
@Vinayak S the delete all your comments if you don't like recieving hate comments omg just stop
Hbu i
"Why did you kill all these people"
"They told me Santa wasn't real."
Damn you’re genuinely a good actor, like the beginning when reigle was describing his reasons up to 0:49 like that’s genuinely really good acting, even Bill was good u could actually be an actor
Lol the way he started crying when talking about his past made me laugh way harder than I expected to.
Police: "Why did you kill all these people?"
Villain: "Bro, they DIED?! I legit shot them with a BB Gun!"
I've watched a few videos. And you're just a great genius. That humor and critique of stuff is just smart beyond anything.
“Why did you kill all those people”
“I let them borrow my charger, and now it only works at an angle”
THEY DID WHAT *HELL NO*
Honestly, I take that as a fair reason
"And now I rob people's homes, not for their valuables but the real riches- a charger that isn't bent or twisted being able to function after a long day at work... Don't you understand Jack?! Isn't this the American Dream?!?!?"
Good reason
completely valid, i woukd do the same thing
@2:16 Lewis was like " well not specifically "...but specifically shot ppl tho...I'm done bro!!!!😭😭😭😭
"they tortured me to death then revived me only to torture me to death again" got me laughing hard
1:13 I’m getting big time Denzel vibes from that line. 🔥
"Why did you kill all those people?"
"Because Arby's didn't have the meaaattss."
Bro him and Darryl Mayes are legit the straight highlights of my day 💀💀💀
Hero: “why did u kill all these people again?”
Villain: *because my parents didn’t buy me that one toy I wanted when I was 7, someone had to pay the price.*
Hero: "with their _lives_ !?"
Rhombidodecahedron Arc-en-ciel why of course
"choo choo?" bonus points if you get this reference
The price of $8.59
Good joke lol
Villains will commit genocide but instantly turns a new leaf when the protagonist wants to be his friend.
He nailed TV acting so well, it almost made me cringe as hard as I normally do ❤
“Why did you kill all these people?”
“They got my order wrong.”
Lewis' whimpering noises at 1:52 are soooo accurate
“Why did you kill all these people”
“I found my Minecraft gf’s bed next to my friend’s”
I'm with you dawg
*grabs netherite axe*
@ZippierDisc Hello, Zuko here
@Ron Swanson I got the reference
We post jokes here, sir
That’s rough buddy
“True evil is born through pain and loss. You see, when I was a small boy back in Gimmelshtump, I had a toy train. Then one day, I lost it.” - 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz
@KarateThem̸a̸d̸Scientist I'm evil for extra credit.
@Michael Stiles hey man, i hope youre doing okay. A lot of people get fucked up dreams. Does it happen while youre angry? Feeling emotional? Or just randomly?
I would contact a therapist and get a checkup. I wish i could do that myself. :/
@David Christenes perhaps they need to experience some of their own medicine to understand it. Seriously. Edgy teens
"Why did you kill those people!"
"I NEEDED to watch the light drain from their eyes, to SEE the vibrancy of life fade from them as they turned glassy and doll-like. Have you ever felt the soul leave the body of your prey? It's a profound experience, religious even. You may see me as evil, but as I see it, my mission is holy, I am a shepard guiding lost souls to their inevitable oblivion, to reunite with the void from whence they came as we all must return to the void eventually... Would you like me to guide you?"
"...................no thanks." *multiple gun shots*
😳😐👀 f this suger honey ice tea, I'm out...🚶🏽♀️
this vaguely sounds like some shit Zsasz has said in one of the Arkham games (Arkham City I think). am I making that up or is that what it's from?
@fulgore if you're asking the guy in quotes...well, I shot him. Knowing him though, he'd probably say something about the void being preferable to this world full of suffering, and that it would be merciful to set free that light, the sooner the better. I don't reckon I agree with him, but I made an exception in his case. You gotta be willing to both live and die by your own beliefs.
well if they gonna go to the void anyway why not let them die naturally
"They went to my Amazon account and cancelled all my preorders."
"They did WHAT? HELL NO!" 🤣
The way he said “They torture me to death, revive me, only to torture me to death, again.”😂
“Why did you kill all these people?!”
“When I was 6, my parents went out to eat ice cream without me…”
I could watch him run an entire show with him acting as every single character
"They Killed my Parents"
"ok"
"They cancelled my amazon pre-orders"
"OH HELLL NOO MAN"
thats the worst thing you could possibly do.
@Tyrriq Springer lol what did kid snyder say
I had to watch this twice just to BEGIN to understand it. Good job, Caleb.
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@Luis Cardenas No Problem.
I like how you use your own stories and not a basic story everybody uses
"Why'd you kill all those people?"
"Because Capital One didn't ask what was in my wallet."
This makes me think about how some side villains are the more well written and better motives than the main villain
Regal:”your out of your mind!”
Also regal:*waves a loaded gun around in an argument.*
This dude deadass more talented than every single actor on Netflix and he uses his powers for shitposts - a true hero
Villain: “ I killed millions of innocent people because bill gates wouldn’t give me a job”
Hero: “ the real you wouldn’t do this, I forgive you”
@jdoggmusicman Technically, that was just the dub. It's even worse in the original Japanese. He let Vegeta go because he wanted to fight him again. In the Frieza fight, Frieza's body couldn't take the strain of his final form and he was actually getting weaker as the fight dragged on, so Goku tried to just leave without killing him because the fight was boring and pointless.
@2DI0pictures no
Good old Naruto villains
@Cosmic Wave I got that reference
Every villain naruto runs into
Damn bruh the way he played Lewis was perfect. The way he holds back his crying tho
My friend recently broke a gentleman’s agreement in pummel party and used the toxic barrel and he won by the 30 damage he got on me with the barrel and now I understand how one can be a villain with such trivial reasoning
“They tortured me to death, revived me, only to torture me to death again.” Basically Dream SMP in a nutshell.
Holy crap, that's some Denzel level Training Day acting there! Give this man an Oscar
“THEY DID WHAT HELL NO” I died laughing at that😂
Why did you kill all those people?
Because a bad guy told me “We’re not so different, you and I.” Now we’re best friends.
Salvado -rex aaron yogurt
man, its so sad, they are very bad people
@Void Stiles yeah i was thinking the same thing and comfirmed that norman osborn said "you and i are not so different"
"Actually, I will stop. All I wanted was a friend."
"Because I lost choo choo" **sad parallel universe doofenshmirtz noises**
"No, No, we're nothing alike"
I like how he's acting as both of them
I love how he is skeptical until he brings up canceling his preorders
"WE'RE NOTHING ALIKE!!"
*literally the same guy lol*
Villains with TRASH reasons on why they're evil.
Me: So, basically school shoot...
1:38 Oh....
“Why did you kill all those people?”
“Because the teacher called on me when I wasn’t even raising my hand....”
aim for the head
That's evil tho
Hmmm. Sounds convincing if I'm being truthful.
Believe it or not, when I was 5 I got mad BECAUSE my teacher didnt call on me when I raised my hand
😂😂😂
The acting in this one is top notched. Regal’s reactions killed me
I like how “bill” didn’t think that being tortured to death wasn’t that bad but when he heard that they canceled all his Amazon pre orders 😂
“Why did you kill those innocent people!?”
“They were gonna die anyway, so..”
i never got why he was so surprised. Louis was always the more logical one so it makes sense that all he wants is an apology
Love how the hero didn’t care until the orders were mentioned
He actually shed a tear for this skit, this is Oscar worthy level acting.
Hi again
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He’s a 10 year old just leave it
@Cerebrxll wordd
YOU
Dang, this is a whole year and a half later and these are still so good.
"Why did you do this?"
*"They drew Sans with a Tongue."*
Or *"They drew Pacman with eyes."*
very fair
That’s actually very justified
Title idea: When heroes makes the strongest villains good but they become the weakest
Cop: “Louis, you’re always the more logical one”
Louis: *Kills people because of Middle School bullies*
🤣🤣🤣🤣