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He went straight for the neck with that spray paint joke lmao
@DietRatchet yh your definitely a 304 and the other 470 idiots who liked this dumb comment
Italian descent she is definitely White what is Ariana society has decided to give her a pass
@atlantasean Italian descent
Yeah but it's also widely known that she the girl is White but wants to be a person of color obviously I love her and would totally die for just give me the but I can't deny it's u definitely darken your skin and made this conscious decision early on to cater to the masses of people who are not White. I'm speaking from the perspective of being a black. Not to mention I followed her career so yes I've watched her backstories and everything and that was always the one thing that stuck out to me most. Anybody else tried that s*** it would be a cultural appropriation black face and they would be gone. But it's Ariana grande we are talkin about
Like omgggg 😂😂😂😂
Bro killed her in 90 seconds and proved he can be funny without talking about his dad. Legit respect.
@Dav bros legit a 9yr old girl with a ponytail
@Dav Just think , you could sell your soul to satan for fame just like that God forsaking empty shell
he didn’t kill her ☠️
@Luis Castellon That's alright big fella, you'll get there. 💪
@Gatti_almost_arturo Idk if it's actually 90 seconds man but it's obviously not 10.
This is literally the first time I've ever seen any of his comedy and it's actually hilarious
Look for the one he talked to Kanye 😂
Hahaha same here.
“Don’t clap. I like the giggles” 😂 this clip made me love him even more
Pete the menace caught another one
@Christopher W Yeah, don't trust subtitles my guy
@cool guy yes… he did. Watch it again, idiot.
@Christopher W no.. he didn’t…
@Christopher Ware you deaf?
I’ll give him that one, that was quite funny
Pete is the perfect mixture of depressed, facetious, and clinically insane.
@SRay77 He's funny. He's not the greatest, but he's funny. He's great on roasts.
@kiki246810 I know and he embodies it perfectly.
He just like me fr
That's literally how comedy is created. You think people who are truly happy created humor?
@John Kult are you fr beefing w me cause i think a person is funny? jesus go outside
I can't wait for the Kim.K jokes next year 😂😂😭
@Peace of Mind Is that a fucking joke ? She tried her hardest to destroy kanyes life
Lmao if depression permits
It won’t happen, Kim doesn’t go around badmouthing her exes
And that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen
kim looks happy with him tho, we dont know
LMFAOOOO ariana is done brownfishing tho. Shes moving on to pretending shes asian
you're dummy ass racist motherfucker still thinks Asian people are a workerbut if you go back to the pastAre you gonna know your first dad is a big dick Asian fuck your mom
@Rivkah I don’t know Ariana personally and never will fortunately, yet even I can see that she’s a toxic person lol
@Rivkahvictoria justice and her exposed eachother for being the same bitch😂
Still brown fishing…. Or would it be yellow fishing?
"If I spray painted myself brown"Very underrated piece of the joke.
The “nine year old with a ponytail” got me so laughing so hard I almost peed my pants! LOL
That tanning joke just made me respect him just a little bit more lol
why? he hates black women
@Arianatorforlife2014 yep. Italians can be black also, like Mario Baloteli. But that's not the point, the point is Ariana is Italian like Andrea Pirlo is - which is white European.
@Arianatorforlife2014 I challenge you to watch her earlier work and say she is a "dark skinned Italian". Girl was all but Casper.
@Arianatorforlife2014 olive skin isn't a tan. Is a default darker complexion than most European whites. Can olive skinned peeps tan darker than rego whites? No. It's just a different shade of the same "tan". And of course she isn't gonna say "I'm Hispanic now!" Just like she doesn't say, "I'm black now!" Cause that would destroy her career. However, people like you have made it infinitely easier for white bread women to cosplay as different races and cultures with basically no backlash because, when her skin is spray tanned a dark she could never achieve without SERIOUS skin issues and probable skin cancer, with the styles, accents and language she adopts, makes it really seem like she might be black or Hispanic. But than you see her without a super dark SPRAY tan, without any minority cultural appropriation, and she looks like a attractive but really obviously white girl. Like, foreal, it doesn't take very long to look up skin tone shades, cultural appropriation and why white bread ass celebrities adopt Hispanic and African American makeup, clothing and talking styles, and of course SPRAY (not NATURAL) TAN to a darkness unseen in the most olive skinned of white peeps to try to spicen up their, again, plain ass wonder bread image.
Omg who ever said she was pretending to be “Hispanic” she tanned for the photo shoot or whatever she never once said “oh I’m gonna be Hispanic now” because of a skin color, many people can be Italian and have darker skin literally noeone is the same and if you dident know she once tweeted years ago that she found out she also has Sicilian and abruzzese roots, idc what y’all say, just haters and btw why y’all be worrying so much about her race or skin color it’s literally none of your business, if you don’t like what you see don’t waste time hating on her just do something better dammAlso to whoever said that they are Italian and most of them are either pale or olive but if there from the southern they are more tanned, there is not only one type of Italian, some are mixed, and not fully Italian so some could be different colors and still have Italian blood
The roast omg 😱 he burned her 😂😂😂 nine year old with ponytail, spray painted brown 😆
That’s crazy. I heard her on an interview saying she fell head over heels in love with Pete when she watched SNL. She switched up quick 😂
and she did?
@ILikeCHEEZ9 complimebting someone is equal to simping for you? dump little boy 🤦🏻♀️
Fr like I thought he was making it up but yikeeessss
@Chill my man thanks
@Tony Acosta damn tony got no chill respect I guess my man
I don't know how he did it but he somehow said all that without sounding truly upset or angry, which was crucial for the jokes to be funny.
Todays lesson: Never openly disrespect a comedian ✌🏾😂
"Don't clap. I like the giggles." Love ya Pete.
@G4BRIEL2 says the person complaining about quotes 🙄
You and at least 12k other people have zero taste. Dudes an absolute hack comedian. He is only famous for his dad died in 9/11 jokes. We get it you're fucked up Pete, you're not the only one with trauma. You just monetized your trauma instead of dealing with it.
@King Teddie 11k likes, time to shut up and delete my comment hehehe
@G4BRIEL2 and they wanted to point out their favorite part. Shut up.
You can hear the exact moment when the audience collectively realized where he was going with that “brown spray paint line”. 😂😂😂
I didn’t get it though can someone pls explain
He's right though.
What Ariana did to him was brutal
I have never appreciated him more than I did the moment he started coming at her for the spray paint 🤣☠️
@N BucwaShe talked shit on him on vogue are you fucking dumb
Black women forgettin he said he don't date them cuz they loud
@zoe you’re the foul one throwing false accusations
@Armed Hobo she's darker than my mom 🤨
@zoe Emily Ratajkowski is in her 30s? She's older than he is lol
I love Pete he is amazing and a pure soul ❤️ people know he's awesome and pretend cuz he's a goofy guy you can date him for a joke just sad... Protect him at all costs
Spray painted brown!!! I'm dying!!!
This is the first time I've audibly laughed at a stand up comedian. I'm impressed LMAO
Good job Pete.❤ People can’t be mean just because they have more money or influence… Mean is the new poor!
"If I spray painted myself brown-"Fucking annihilated.
she doesn’t even look brown he was just mad
@Hooded-Vigilante you mean like the one they burned Joan of Arc for? Look that one up, try leviticus for extra emotional damage, hope you're not wearing a cotton-polyester blend Bible thumper
@Hooded-Vigilante god probably hates you
@Chill my manHoly hell. I did too! Wow. 😆😅
Thanks for this video, Allen. This helped me understand my spouse (child of divorce) better. Even after many years of marriage there are still things to learn. Thanks for giving a Godly perspective.
“spray painted myself brown”over right there.
I literally love Pete he is just hilarious and I’m glad he exists
I've never heard any of this man's work before! I have to say that he's pretty funny
the fact that it’s actually his ex and we can relate to roasting the fuck out of our exs, is absolutely great
How has no one responded yet
That was hilarious 😂 She DESERVED all the smoke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally the jokes we want from him 😂
I love how he always kind of makes himself look like he's vulnerable, and that even a 9 year old would destroy him.You literally can't hate the man.He already sounds to have less confidence in himself than others ever would.And it's priceless.
Jokes longer than ur relationships skete! 🤦♀️ swipe up ⬆️
"Shot in the back of the head by a 9 year old with a pony tail" had me dead lmao 🤣
@Nathan Mayeur no he was talking about her toxic as hell fans
@Ork That and the fact that these young girls literally idolize her, so they’d probably have her signature ponytail hair style.
@Slay_K47 think I know what you are thinking. On the same page as you
@John Iceland that’s one of the less intelligent comments I’ve seen in the internet.
@The Chosen One it was for sure about both her fans being young and her being short/small
That 9- year old joke at the end made me choke. 😂I remember the first time I saw this, I thought he was joking about what she said, but then I read the article... Oof 👀
"spraypainted myself brown" had me💀
idc what anyone says this is hilarious 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😭 this shouldn’t be that funny but that last part had me DYINGGGGG😂😂😭
Pete’s entire comedic style is being like your super cool stoner friend who has cosmically comedic luck…& he comes back & nonchalantly explains his awesome day as only a funny stoner can.
Haha I think you totally nailed the vibe of Pete's humor. I *have* a friend like that, except his luck is TERRIBLE! But when he tells the story, you'll end up doubled over laughing anyway.
@angela have you taken your chill pill yet? Or you still trippin on people for having opinions bout others opinions?
@psychodahlia_ Jesus saves!
@Eric H it is and definitely what I needed to hear at that moment. It also doesn't help he has long, curly hair, and has a beard and moustache. My homie looks like jesus lol
@Jonas welp that's hard, i only do this if i feel safe around a friend. The friend I remembered was one of them, but the one I was with...was something else. During our trip together, it felt like I absorbed all her bad vibes. I can actually feel it lol that's why on the later part of the trip it became really bad. It's like i was just having a heart attack for the next 12 hours.
Ok i usually don't find Pete funny but this. This was accurate
I honestly think its brave and mostly a good thing you guys share stuff. She may just mean she doesn't feel like she knows you but your relationship helped her move forward from some really terrible things and feeling. And we're all HUE-man. We all contain this rainbow.. sorry I'm so cheesy...
finally someone famous calls her out for it
Bars "Those are Drake versus Lil Wayne claps I don't like that"- Pete Davidson 2022
This the most underrated comment here
“spray paint myself brown” LMAO
@Xeno ♪ people like you are going to heaven ;)
11k likes and all i did was quote the video haha
FR THAT BLOW WAS PERSONAL AND I LOVE ARI MORE THAN MYSELF
@Ludovico Carli yeah, supposedly when white women use self-tanner, it’s because they want to be black women.
@Ludovico Carlishe notoriously spray tans herself brown
I dont really care for either of them but this got me, the jokes are so spot on.Also don't most people not know who their exes are till they meet and date them? Unless you're like old friends or soemthing idk
@Night Godd yeah. I didn't word it well but I meant like they're strangers till you e hung out some or gone on a few dates
Not really, I dont think so. Dating a stranger isnt something that's done nore than dating someone you know (at least know OF)
Fuckin love Pete I don't give a shit what people say he'll always be one of my favorite comedians
Pete just gained many points in humble respect. 🤣
Damn, has he always been this hilarious?
Underrated because of his dating background. I about died when he said “sprayed painted myself brown”
@gavin riven she is ghastly now, she has no color to her and looks like she is severely underweight. Her fake tan/blaccent era is long over.
@MiNeS aye aye 😂
@Emmiekins Dazzles I couldn’t have said it better myself👏🏽😂🤣
@Jahod Hill basically people have said Ariana has been blackfishing like a catfish but with tan instead and getting offended bc there easily offended 😂
@PuffMaster420his current girl certainly does
Even crazier, she said she saw him YEARS ago & said she was gonna marry him.
@kerusiki and that's a good thing?
That’s what all these hoes tell simps….
They were engaged
Just because someone says they love you they might not mean it
@Mae Zeroher Zach Sang interview in 2018.
Man i envy this man's confidence 😂No wonder he gets all of the best ones
🤣🤣🤣 I love Pete Davidson ♥️
He got me when he said all of Ariana's fans are 9 years old 🤣🤣
@MAAR Destroyer being short is not a "hardcore burn", most women are very short you dingus....he was talking about her fans. why would he call her a 9 year old? that would literally mean hes attracted to 9 year olds. yall are brain dead lol
@Toniann Pitters He purposely left it open to interpretation. You’re not right, you’re just ignorant and the fact that your interpretation isn’t always the correct one, and that sometimes there is no correct one. You think you’re always right, which in turn makes you often wrong.
@S. S.because she’s short and petite
@GrangerGaming no it doesn't count. The reason it doesn't count is because most People be on here listening skill is every low as well as reasoning. The guy is literally talking about Ariana and then said he was going to stop talking about her because he fear he will be shot in the head by a nine year old who wears a pony tail? What does that tell you?
Most of them act 9 if that counts
Comedy really helped him in so many ways, didn't know Comedy actually teach to erase a person.
Just love this dude 🤣❤️🤣
That is definitely Petes Lane, stand-up, he definitely needs to do more
Comedy goals💯yet it’s at Pete’s expense
Jaw dropped once he said “spray painted myself brown” lol I am BAFFLED
@Brandon Cooper I didn’t say they were a race?
@Ultimate Dude and is pretty pathetic in general, just americans clawing for any ounce of culture they can find.
@Ultimate Dude cos its comes from the US, shouldnt even be considered a dialect
@Briton"it’s a lot less valid than 90% of English dialects"Why do you think that though?
@Smarty LTC i fr thought she was black for like YEARS back in the day when her tan was even heavier than it is now esp with the fake ass accent she put on too but her fans are sooo defensive abt it
His Adam Sandler impression is spot on
I LOVE HIM 😂😂
Wow, i never knew Ari cheated on him till now. My respect for her has went from a 100/100 to a 49/100
LOL!!!!!!! “If I sprayed painted myself brown and hoped on the cover of Vogue Magazine & just started to shit on my ex” 😂😂😂😂
as opposed to converting to Judaism *JUST* to troll your current thing's ex? had it been any other situation, that would be seen as antisemitic for a comedian to make a joke out of an entire religion.... but it's overshadowed by Kanye saying stuff like "Hitler was great"Pete Davidson is currently untouchable because he's Kanye's kryptonite... I do find all of it to be funnier than his comedy on Comedy Central or SNL though... real life is always stranger and funnier than fiction
That spray paint joke was a kill shot, and my mans still has a Career. 👏 I’ll never stop clapping 👏
Bro please, for your health, stop clapping man. It's already been 5 days, you got me nervous
He is only speaking facts so they won't cancel him for that - he was the only one who said it
@Mamawsratishairy 40 sure and big capo
@Tino From Simpson you’re 40 pal, stop saying cap.
@Raun Chi cap
Oh wow that was actually pretty good, never seen his stand up before
He is funny 😅 I didn’t have much faith on you, but it turns out you are a decent comedian 😂😂
I used to not particularly like him but wow Pete has my respect
This was actually funny! Good job dude!
“Can you imagine if I spray painted myself brown…” 😂😂😂
@m eIgnore all these comments, you slay
@m eu look good with them tiddies out and thats it lol
@Water Guy another slow individual trying to worm their way into a settled reply thread
@Riri Fenty"no ones reading all that" Its legit only 10 words in a sentence... What is wrong with you
@Sylis tell me you’re popping a nerve trying to squeeze yourself into a youtube reply thread. she typed up a paragraph which for some reason isn’t visible anymore, catch up you’re slow.
Dude!!!!!!!!! I think you just became my new hero! 😂😂😂
I never really liked Pete but this comedy for sure 😂
I don’t know him but this was freaking hilarious LOL
Dude I feel Pete’s pain
Bro just ripped her into pieces in one line.
@Nijul Hefner - Pete has rep for having a big appendage. Maybe those women wanted to find out for themselves. It's been known to happen.
@Nijul Hefner Are you forgetting the part where Ariana git blamed for Mac's overdose death bcus she broke up with him, made a song for him. And also when Kim and Kanye broke up and no one mentioned Pete intervening. Pete was only mentioned when they STARTED dating, which was AFTER the girls broke up and were left single.
@karma78 Yea? Whyre you tryna act like there's a double standard when there isnt 😂 I certainly wouldnt blame the woman that the man rebounded with for why his ex was depressed, sulcidal etc. Like I said I don't even care about her rebounding because thats not the reason he passed away and rebounding itself isnt wrong. I was telling the previous commenter that if they were to blame anyone for his supposed depression it would be ariana not pete
@Ace wow literally millions of men around the world rebound or worse cheat every day. If all their partners / exs went crazy / suicidal would you be as quick to blame the men for rebounding?
@bnicholson7002 I went to rehab for 3 months for the same thing mac od'd on because I was taking it for years, don't tell me what I know about substance abuse. I worked in a pharmacy for 7 years after going to school for it. What's disappointing is you being so sure of yourself about my life in which you know nothing about 😂
😂😂. You have to admit he’s funny!!
I was sooo rapt that he said no to the clapping 👍👍👍 I hate the time waster clapping and whooping of audiences! It’s so immature and boring. The rest of us are like, “Shut up and let him/her continue their show!!!”
He’s so real for this 😂
The funny bit was when he said he had a career. 10/10 would laugh again
“My biggest fear is getting shot in the back of the head by a nine year old with a ponytail.” LMAO that’s one of mines too. These kids doing play!
@nineteen96totally unrelated. He was taking the piss out of Arianna. Reaching so much! Like me saying my 46yo mum punched me and I saw in the news that a 47yo mum punched her kid in the face. Grow up silly sausage🥴
@dankman bro rez kids be TWEAKING sometimes istg 💀💀
@Lucy Stewart pretty sure he means one of her fans getting mad at him and doing it since they are all little girls
Omar on the wire
Lol he was throwing jabs at Ari, referring to the fact she looks like a kid.🤦🤣😂🤣😂
She started it. Pete just did what he do best. 🤣
good one. It goes both ways sometimes. love the spray painting comment. lol
Dude this is funny bc I was just watching his Netflix special last night and told my friend about how out of pocket this was 😭
This dude is funny, never heard of him before. Gonna be looking for him.
The way she stopped spray painting herself brown after this special 😂 I love Arigato Grande
it's funny that some people were saying she was blackfishing and her actual skin color is pale, then she stopped with the tan and now y'all saying she is asianfishing lol
Now she really wants to be a Kpop girly.
@Cole McGill oh Cole come on. Stop acting as if she’s your bitch. We aren’t all blind but she stopped spraying that much
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
That's sounds like the name for a cat pokemon
I fkn love Pete! 🤣
“A nine year old with a ponytail” 😂😂😂
He’s so right it’s Hilarious
Lmfao, nice reference to Ariana's rendition of an apple left in the sun for too long
“If I spray painted myself brown and hopped on the cover of Vogue magazine and just started $hitting on my ex.” 💀
@Squamalia 🌅 I think cuse it's relatable lol.
Thank you for all the likes! ❤️
@Praise the lord pig aren't we?!! I mean what the fuck. I got sympathy for the situation but why in hell am I this far down in the comments on some BULL shit
@desirae jones yep basically. 😌
@Praise the lord pig thank you.. thank you
This man is one of the best
As a fan of Ariana grande that was pretty funny🤣
He really funny 😂😂😂😂
So she wrote a song about him being her, “soulmate,” for kicks? lol right
How she fr gonna say she dated him as a distraction when she had already been planning their wedding
@Wo Jak your mom did this to your dad and abandoned you?
@Bianca Elizabeth Smith a lot of pain and trauma when you have dollars coming out of the faucet in your bath tub yeah sure whatever she says lol
@Wo Jak "Women." How about people in general? If you're telling me you've never heard a dude say this, you're lying to yourselfm
Bc she problematic prob
@Bella Bell 💀💀💀
I'm so glad Pete has surpassed his old insistence of the Ellen DeGeneres look.
“Get a shot in the back of the head by a nine year old with a pony tail” ROFL
Funniest thing I’ve ever seen this guy do is break character during a skit.
now I just want to see him do a skit where he's spray painted brown, with a ponytail and doing a photoshoot/interview for vogue magazine...,🤣