Reminds me of my classes first essay at university. I went to college first so the first year wasn't too hard but out of hundreds of people I was one of the few people to pass 😆
Aight hear me out... Shiny hunting doesnt need touching grass as long as you catch a grass type shiny... TOTALLY not coming from a shiny hunter with some sort of shiny addiction...
The woman with the sword is so relatedable, who doesn’t want to swing around a big metal weapon lol 😂 my parents have a ceremonial sword (it’s a thing in Scotland) it’s blunt but proper metal, very heavy and I loved playing with it when they weren’t home lol
I actually hate it when you name your new born after somebody else that you regularly meet because calling them by their first name loud enough would make it a family reunion.
the weight 300 one reminds me of when my wrestling coach was handing out donuts and i didnt take one, so our heavyweight said “that’s exactly why your always sick” but got all pissy when i said “thats why you’re over 300lbs” looking at her two donuts
I actually had a classmate named Junior, like his name is actually Junior cuz he was originally planned to be named after his father but apparently the parents werent allowed to do that so they just settled with naming him Junior
when we have party’s at our house we have a huge sign that says “don’t throw the ball” because our dog will go on for hours playing fetch and it’s bad for her health cuz she’s older
I actually threw a ball at a friend's yard outside a dog came giving me it back, since then the dog has been my best friend for 4 years but recently he died, he will always be in my ❤️
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Gotta respect chill professors who dont take themselves too seriously
Its you again…
@Zaido (Idk) why do you keep replying lmaoooo
@Wanjoris Also you can block people who are annoying you💀💀
@Wanjoris💀💀bro was simply trying to say that he could've shortened it into one sentence, Also it's
seen bro everywhere
The professor has a great sense of humour lol l'm jealous 🥲
*had
It got me like 😫😫😫😩😩😩
@CakeyWakey This comment got me dead (in a coffin).
@hainhistmas Thank you!
Its hilarious how much joy humans get out of things such as wielding deadly weapons
Man deadly weapons are the definition of fun for me
Its fun tho
Except when you hir someone
I mean, swords look cool as fuck, lol.
Nah, I'd be terrified 😂 but it's because I'm careful around anything
KaBOOM?!
yes ricky,kaboom...
“Weight 300”
Dude burned the whole damn house
Bro had the weight of a whole house
@On_The_Inverse_don’t take it so literal
oh my god this entire section is burning down, but unlike my reply.
@Emerald Wolf lmao 💀💀💀
@Lord Pumpkinhead no, its the way it's presented; as if the person had the same knowledge as a toddler, no matter how much they actually know
The professor really bought a whole ass coffin to make the joke happen, and I can respect that
*Alright professor you can wake up now*
.............
Reminds me of my classes first essay at university. I went to college first so the first year wasn't too hard but out of hundreds of people I was one of the few people to pass 😆
Fr man thats some real dedication for a joke
We all know that 1 teacher whose chill like this and everyone still does well in class
for me, it was my geography teacher lol
Woman turned into Xena the instant she came into contact with a sword
@chris walls because she undid her cloaking
@Novik Nikolović But you can see her.
It is Xena.
@Novik Nikolović took the words right outta my mouth, goddammit.
John Xena
I am sure that woman was once a warrior princess name Zena.
@Tornado Ah.
@FurFreak It's a _meme_ about *John Cena* the _wrestler_
@Tornado Go ahead. I have no clue who he is.
@FurFreak here to say "John Xina" before anyone else.
I think Xena
That car stuck on the tree is some Harry Potter type shit 💀
My dumbass was yelling 'RONALD WEASLEY!' in my Mrs Weasley voice🤣🤣🤣
"Ron Weasley!!!" Said Molly Weasley calmly.
I actually saw a car in a tree, probably not that one but it looked basically the same
Lmao I love that tree, on the way to winsconsin from Illinois you can find it along with some other wacky car things
Legend has it the womping willow pounded the car into the ground and it’s still there to this day
They probably be naming them Junior fatherless idk.
The funny thing with being named a junior would be that their mother probably screamed their name trying to create the junior.
@P Delta 😭😭😭
@P Delta Bruh
@Fallen_Angel Do you scream "Whopper" when getting your cheeks clapped, mate?
Ick.
Maybe she should name him whopper Jr.
Lmao those test scores must have been atrocious for him to go that far
As a woman with a sword, I relate
As a sword I can attest that the happiness goes both ways and we really do like female wielders
hold on
"Oh okay.'
*"Weight 300."* 💀💀💀💀
Xena at the photo studio.
The professor one was hilarious 😂
Bro prob putting rocket engines on his car and flew into the tree
Damn, you are pretty far with your challenge . 😅
Damn how did she evade all them serial killers, human traffickers and etc.
Just get good
Fax- like H O W
You know your professor likes his class when that’s the shit he does
“Woman went on six dates a week to save on food”
Wait how tf would you get that lucky with dates? at least once they had to pay
It's really not that hard
Men be that desperate
That ass bent the parking line one was a VIOLATION 😂🔥
i legit just laid down and felt so happy doing so 💀
I thought that the one w/ the opossum would be "Guys I found a Pokémon how do I put it in my balls?"
I probably need help
@Names_Are_Boring_ yeah me too
God, I fucking hate how opossum is spelled...
Is it a gardevior? If not then idk...
(Jk dont come after me plz)
riding pokemon at 3 am
Respect to the professors who have fun with their students and genuinely cares about them
That last one 🤣
"bro thought he was going somewhere" nah thats my car from gta help me get it down
Harry Potter
@FoxSenpie yeah so just steal one, theres no excuse to drive a truck 💀
@ENSANE Lets not forgot not everyone plays it for a fancy sports car and other several million dollars cars
Imagine driving that when you can just steal some nice shit
Dudes truck straight outta Harry Potter, truck gets stuck in Whomping Willow. The results will shock you.
Ngl, if I got a sword, I’d be happy as hell to
Boys, you want to make a girl happy?
Give her a sword.
Give her food.
Don’t make her your queen, make her a war lord.
When a pokemon kid finally touches some grass:
@Tengoku Right TOTALLY not. This is TOTALLY not coming from a person with shiny kantonian Articuno and Blacephalon in pokemon Sword.
Aight hear me out... Shiny hunting doesnt need touching grass as long as you catch a grass type shiny... TOTALLY not coming from a shiny hunter with some sort of shiny addiction...
Let’s all be honest: if someone took a picture of you without a sword, and then handed you a sword you’d have the exact same reaction she did
That woman smart asf for going on that many dates
Fr imagine the amount of money she saved
Imagine using "speech 100" in a normal conversation to call out someone over THEIR lack of conversation skills 💀💀
The woman with the sword looked so happy and that made me smile today
The sword one, finally a relatable meme for women!
The visible happiness that women had with the sword, something I wish I had.
Gotta respect the professors humour he actually brought a whole coffin
Professor fr said "Man I'm dead💀"
Pretty sure the woman with the sword is Lucy Lawless.
Always remember to give your female a good supply of swords to keep her happy
That lady with the sword is Lucy Lawless (aka Xena Warrior Princess).
The real reason they name the junior after the non existent father is so they can yell at him in their place.
I wish I had enough extra money to fully restore a 1959 Chevy 1/2 ton fleet side pick up and put it in a tree as a tree house/ art piece
The woman with the sword is so relatedable, who doesn’t want to swing around a big metal weapon lol 😂 my parents have a ceremonial sword (it’s a thing in Scotland) it’s blunt but proper metal, very heavy and I loved playing with it when they weren’t home lol
“Junior bacon cheeseburger?”
Nah
“Junior double triple whopper”
Dats sum real shit
The woman with the sword is understandable. I'd smile real big someone handed me a sword.
That professor is someone i wish i knew.
Sword woman is based. Men dig it because we all know a sword is on a shopping list somewhere. It’s something we should all own before we die.
Bro I'm 16 and laying down is one of the best feelings I can think of recently
thats the best professor you will ever see in this planet, prove me wrong
To be fair, swords look sick
The guy who gave her the sword must have been a fan of Xenia
Y'all test scores had me dead💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro the party dog always be chill asf lmaoo
That dog really look like: “Didn’t I do it for you”
Proof swords are the best
The dog is always the goodest boy too
the professor really said "man im dead" 💀
I actually hate it when you name your new born after somebody else that you regularly meet because calling them by their first name loud enough would make it a family reunion.
I’m pretty sure that woman is a warrior princess who goes by the name of Xena
Weight 300 💀 bro was grinding those cheese burgers
I remember one of my favorite teachers, she let me bring some actual hieroglyphic prints on papyrus to an egyptology course I was doing
The fact the Professor brought an actual coffin is just amazing XD
I will never understand people who name their first son Junior. It feels like an insult directed to both dad and son.
We gonna talk about how that one twitter account was called food porn?
All women truly want are swords, and those two photos prove it!
That woman is literally xena warrior princess.
the weight 300 one reminds me of when my wrestling coach was handing out donuts and i didnt take one, so our heavyweight said “that’s exactly why your always sick” but got all pissy when i said “thats why you’re over 300lbs” looking at her two donuts
I actually had a classmate named Junior, like his name is actually Junior cuz he was originally planned to be named after his father but apparently the parents werent allowed to do that so they just settled with naming him Junior
Bro really went "man im dead 💀"
Those aren't fries anymore, they've reverted back to chips
The professor have Gen Z humour 😭😭
Knowing that "this women" is Xena Warrior Princess makes me feel old, my joints just made a crunching sound hearing that.
Don’t block out Jay’s name. His knowledge must be shared
Bro really said, “ man I’m dead”
Girls getting roasted by man is the most hilarious thing in the world 💀💀💀💀
"Weight 300"
Damage 1000 💀
I'm 15 and was just called old because I like laying down.
It was funny
Swords fix everything, have you seen a sword wedding? They’re great.
Future has something great to say for the girl who went on 6 dates a week
If my professor did that I would take a nap through class
Bro Really just found a golden Shiny rattata on a trash can 💀☠
Naming someone a jr is the dumbest thing people do. They clearly hate themselves so they need someone else to take on their name and be better
Bro just wanted to be Ron Weasley
I can’t find anything about them fries, so this is it. 🍟
Cheetah be like what we’re have for dinner bud.
Bro that jr joke was a violation 😂
Imma make my kid named junior bacon cheeseburger 💀
"Weight 300" 💀
so we just gunna gloss over the fact that the person who tweeted about fries name is literally food porn lol
Junior Cheeseburger is the hardest thing I've ever heard
You already know with those fries you about to be given a blessing from God himself 😭
The one about the girl who photoshopped her butt to look bigger had me cackling.
when we have party’s at our house we have a huge sign that says “don’t throw the ball” because our dog will go on for hours playing fetch and it’s bad for her health cuz she’s older
can't tell me #2 isn't a Xena cosplayer
I actually threw a ball at a friend's yard outside a dog came giving me it back, since then the dog has been my best friend for 4 years but recently he died, he will always be in my ❤️
6 dates a week to not buy groceries is smart asf icl
girl got possessed by the eyelander 💀
pretty accurate the 3rd most popular name back in school was "junior bacon cheeseburger"
Those fries looked 👌